>>38587340
>kill self

Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.

>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.

>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2.

>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.

>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

>>38587447
I'm trying to do something different so enjoy more stuff I wrote in advance and am now pasting in.


XP: current/total = level.
For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58

Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution.

Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.

>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.
>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.
>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.
>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.
>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.
>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favor

Inb4 these threads become known as the cancer that is killing TG.

>>38587376
>Wonder why you just can't beat that fucking fume knight after 4 hours and a few broken controllers.

gotta get good.

>>38587475
>Wonder why you just can't beat that fucking fume knight after 4 hours and a few broken controllers.

>Take out your phone and listen to music

>Meta
Change difficulty to challenge, cause we're an OG

Also OP, two things;
1) learn to use periods please. They're nice, and they make your sentences less confusion than a quagmire of commas
2) Both other RE quests are running right now, so you might not get that many people. But don't be discouraged. Your system looks fun and if the thread flops just try again another day.

>>38587588
Thanks for the advice anon, I see your point(s).

Anywho might as well write.

>>38587447
>Wonder why you're such an anti-social failure.
>Don't do any of that.

>Normal mode

>>38587447
>>38587340
>Wonder why you just can't beat that fucking fume knight after 4 hours and a few broken controllers.
>Take out your phone and listen to music.

>Punishing

Bring on the pain, but don't make it impossible grimderp bullshit.

>>38587447
>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

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>>38587340
Goddamn that mininaga a QT.

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I wanna evolve into Yamata no Orochi

>>38587588
>>38587476
>>38587679
(Guess it's just challenging then, fair compromise, you might die in the jungle though, fair warning.)
As you head along the pavement wherever your skinny legs take you, which as of right now happens to be nowhere in-particular, you think back again to why exactly you're out here where people can judge your unwashed ginger self incessantly. of course this brings you back to that accursed dark souls boss:

(flashback)

You took zero notice of the pale freckled face that was contorted in psychotic fury and nigh frothing like a young child who got into the medicine cabinet currently reflecting off the TV screen, all that mattered was that fucking bastard inside the game world. It was the same every single time, impossible. You couldn't block, and if you dodged you couldn't attack. And no matter how much you tanked attacks he'd just pwn you mercilessly again and again as if laughing at your pathetic attempts to fatroll away.

Once more, your grip tightens like a kitten with a paw stuck in an electrical socket, and again. That fucker is mocking you, everything goes white and you loose your shit, next thing you know there's a large crack in the TV screen and a once whole controller lying on the carpet.

....your an idiot, that TV cost $600 secondhand. Staring numb at your most beloved possession lying broken on the floor, your eyes slowly move to the door at the sound of thunderous footsteps coming up the stairs. Damn that fume knight.

(end flashback)

You rub the sore spot where your mother slapped you, and flick you phone on to listen to some quality tunes. You plan to stay away from home for as long as it takes for her to cool down. Serious fuck that fume knight.

>Go to that creepy manga shop full of sweaty dudes.

>Find somewhere to sit down and proceed to cry bitterly about your computer (that your mom confiscated)

>>38588032
>Find somewhere to sit down and proceed to cry bitterly about your computer (that your mom confiscated)

Nooo! Not mah computer!

>>38588032
>Find somewhere to sit down and proceed to cry bitterly about your computer (that your mom confiscated)

>>38588032
Uh dude wut? One vote for challenge two for normal and one for punishing get your math straight please
>Find somewhere to sit down and proceed to cry bitterly about your computer (that your mom confiscated)

>>38588032
>Just get hit by a car already.

>>38588001
Only if it's an Orochi Naga, so that we can have a banging lesbian orgy with ourselves.

>>38588148
>Planning on becoming a god just for the Selfcest
that'smyfetish.jpg

>>38588115
Sorry anon, keep me right. NORMAL IT IS.

Also post pictures of snake waifus during the intermission. I need them for reasons.

>>38588097
>>38588108
>>38588115
>>38588119

Crying it is.

Writing

>>38588173
Well it's either that or turning into a swan and raping bitches.

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>>38587340
>No chance to be turbo tiny snake...

Well, guess you can't play video games or surf the internet for dicks anymore.... you legs wobble as an overwhelming feeling of despair takes you. What are you going to do without the internet or TV, you haven't got any friends, your only source of entertainment was lurking around with a fake facebook profile with an anime avatar.

Your body hits the scaffold and you slide down it slightly, tears threatening to break loose as if your eyelids where a dam being pounded by bouncing bombs. You end up gripping the pole as if it were a teddy bear before stumbling over and collapsing onto the stone wall, your bony hands clutch your leaking face and you wonder why. it dawns on you that the prospect of not having internet has made you realize just what a lonely failure of a human being you are, questions like why does nobody talk to you at school begin blazing in your mind, is it because your short and have small tits?

No that can't be, you see others the same size and shape laughing and going bowling after school... why then... you must be ugly or something, or maybe... maybe.

Your eyes go wide in revelation and your teary eyes look to the blue sky above all of a sudden, just like that vaguely cinderblock shaped object that's getting bigger it hits you, you've been rocking a strength build, but you need some kind of filthy Dex build to defeat him, it's all so sim- *crunch*

**********please stand by****************

>>38588452
>No that can't be, you see others the same size and shape laughing and going bowling after school... why then... you must be ugly or something, or maybe... maybe
>Your eyes go wide in revelation...you've been rocking a strength build, but you need some kind of filthy Dex build to defeat him, it's all so sim- *crunch*

My sides

>>38588452
So I wonder what our choices will be now we're dead.

I'm hoping for something cool.

>>38588502
Going by the OP we become a tiny snake waifu, though that wouldn't be my first choice.

>>38588517
I'm hoping not. Being a snake I'm fine with, but a tiny snake? Eh...

>>38588547
Clearly we should become a strength build tortoise waifu instead

>>38588590
No. No. Strength build Bear.

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>>38588452
>but you need some kind of filthy Dex build to defeat him, it's all so sim- *crunch*

Sweet jesus

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>>38588590
>>38588606
Why not both?

>>38588735
Yes. This I can get behind.

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>>38588735
>>38588765
>RE: MonHun
Yes. I wanna be Mr. Whiskers.

All around you is blissful oblivion, it's not quite warm and not quite cold but rather a strange absence of both.... not entirely unpleasant until you slowly but surely become aware of that all encompassing blackness surrounding you from all sides. Your head hurts and you feel slightly sick but above all there's this all encompassing feeling of wrongness throughout your body.

This disturbs you somewhat, moving slightly you feel like your in some kind of gooey sack, the fact that you can't breath suddenly jolts your hazy consciousness back into wakefulness, what on earth is going on. A few experimental pushes shows that whatever confines you gives way easily and you begin frantically pushing away at your prison even as your feeble arms begin to burn.

Your eyes clamp shut, but you'd never thought you'd be happy to see glaring sunlight, so many questions burst into your mind as you remember that cinder-block hitting you in the face. One finial full body push is all it takes for you to come falling out of your prison in a heap of limbs.

Gasps of breath fill the air even though you never really felt the compulsion to breath, and it burns, oh god why does it burn. You splutter briefly like a baby inhaling chilly powder, before lifting yourself up shakily with wide eyes, staring forward at the forest around you and well, you're at a complete loss.

It's... rather surreal to be honest, all around you all you can hear is the sounds of bird calls and forest life in every direction, a cacophony of utterly alien sounds in unusually sharp high quality audio, your ears flick to the side following the sounds and you begin to realize something is very wrong.

"w-what the fuck" you stare at the forest as if it had half a mind to eat you, your gaze catches something and you stare down at your arms, that are now green and scaley.

"...what the f-f..."
-theres more-

>>38588910
Oh come on, we don't even get a choice? Fucking lame.

>>38588547
We can be a long tiny snake

>>38588910
>"w-what the fuck" you stare at the forest as if it had half a mind to eat you, your gaze catches something and you stare down at your arms, that are now green and scaley.
>"...what the f-f..."
Uh dude what? We're a baby and we can talk right after we're born?

>>38588949
Did you read the OP? There was never going to be any choice.

>>38588949
Fuck off.You don't like it go make your own quest

>>38588910

Your eyes continue to trail down slowly back to the egg you emerged from where a stubby tail lies only half way out. "WHAT THE FUCK" well at least you made an attempt to clamber desperately away from your own body parts. Welcome to Remonster Lamia.

****************************************

Choose how you will rationalize the situation:

>I must be in a coma, this is a particularly vivid coma dream

>I must be dead

Also:

>panic

>try not to panic but panic anyway

>>38588955
>>38588517
Well tiny relative to spiders. We're about the size of a human child.

>>38588957
You caught me out again dude anon, her vocal cords are still developing. Just pretend she thought that to herself using mind voice.

>>38588949
I thought about that and decided I really like lamia. I am sorry anon, but I'm a fag. I'm also sorry you don't get much of a choice right now action wise but i promise it'll open up next post.

>>38588993
>I must be dead
>try not to panic but panic anyway

>>38588993
>I must be in a coma, this is a particularly vivid coma dream
>try not to panic but panic anyway

>>38588993
>I must be dead
>panic

>>38588993
>I must be in a coma, this is a particularly vivid coma dream
>try not to panic but panic anyway

>>38588993
>I must be dead
>panic

>>38588993
>I must be dead
>try not to panic but panic anyway
Oh dis gunna be gud

>>38588993
>I must be in a coma, this is a particularly vivid coma dream
>try not to panic but panic anyway

>>38588993
>>I must be in a coma, this is a particularly vivid coma dream
and
>panic

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>38589137
>>38589138
>>38589171
>>38589172
>>38589181
>>38589226
>>38589227
>>38589248
4vs 4. looks like a tiebreaker is needed.

>>38589111
You lie with your face in the dirt and look back again at your tail, a rather short dark apendage with a lighter underbelly that travels up to your waist,aaaaand hyperventilation sets in, you twitch and your tail twitches with you. The hyperventilation gets worse, what on earth is going on. Collapsing on your back you curl up and try not to panic about the fact your legs are missing, you fail miserably. Your head feels light and it feels like your falling backwards, a feeling of disassociation sets in and the first thing to hit your fevered mind is how this could even be happening. Oh wait, that's right you got hit by a cinderblock...YOU GOT HIT BY A CINDERBLOCK

It takes a good ten minutes of lying there comatose like an unfortunate midget hit by a low flying fighter jet whilst bungee jumping, the sounds of the forest slowly come crawling back into your weirdly shaped freakish elf ears and you weakly grip the soil. A few things happen, you bite you lips nervously, after discovering you are now the owner of some very sharp fangs you yelp, then you discover you have a forked tongue. Back into blissful dissociative coma mode you go.

It's been half an hour. You shakily lift yourself up and examine your surroundings looking very much like a lost puppy that was dipped in toxic waste, eyes wide and fearful. that cinderblock must have put you into a coma.

>try to find a reflective surface.

>Try really hard to wake up.

>Dispair

>Write in. (Don't say masturbate she's in the body of a baby)

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>38589354
Fuck it, rolling for

>Coma
>Try not to panic


FITE ME, ANONS

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>>38589592
*dark green tail. Dammit.

>>38589592
>Try to find someone

>>38589592
>try to find a reflective surface.
Baby you say...

>>38589592
>>Try really hard to wake up.

>>38589592
>Wake up. You have to wake up.

>>38589592
>try to find a reflective surface

Let's see if we're hideously deformed, or waifu material.

>body of a baby

God damn it.

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>>38589660
It's ok anon, you're just alone in the middle of a forest filled with wolves and other generally non-child friendly entities. What could possibly go wrong.

>>38589592
>Try really hard to wake up.

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>>38589708
/jp/ could find us

>>38589708
And with that this seems fitting
>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.
Nightmare is go as this is a genuine nightmare/coma thing

>>38589630
>>38589634
>>38589653
>>38589656
>>38589660
>>38589744
So it looks like you're going to look for a mirror and see if the reflection shocks you back into a hospital bed?

>>38589754
It may be, it may not be, that's for you to decide anon.

>>38589827
writing.

Also I'm going to take a brief break. Sorry guys. Shouldn't be more than 5 minuets.

>>38589753
Oh hey, monster girls. I bet the general will love to see this!

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>>38588989
>encouraging people to flood /tg/ with even more shit unrelated to /tg/

>>38589827
Well aside from feeling trapped in your own freakishly alien body things could be worse, probably. Running your hands through the lose earth you realize that this world is so vivid, like REALLY vivid. That cinder-block must have really fucked you up. You're stuck under a tree which overhangs a riverbank, it's roots stopping what would most certainly be a lethal avalanche of brown topsoil from crashing down on you, the sun is low in the sky, such that it shines along the riverbank and illuminates your apparent "birth" place, the roots hanging from the forest tree dangle down, coated in layers of dirt such that it creates an interesting pattern of shadows against the bank. That fucking ciderblock should be classified as a class A drug.

A thought pops into your mind and you slither awkwardly over to the gently flowing stream... it's surprisingly easy actually, as if someone drilled into you some instinctive muscle memory, well this is a part of your subconscious so you guess that makes sense. Kudos to your brain, it's really pulling out all the stops today, this is good as it means you're probably not THAT brain damaged.

*stay tuned for more* ran out of space.

>>38590352

The river is flowing gentle and in the reflection you see a face that resembles your own, if you were about 10 years younger and went to a high class Halloween party. The freckles are still there, unfortunately, now just a lighter shade of green from the rest of your mug. your hair has turned black and falls untamed, stopping just before it hits your shoulders, it's not bad actually, very not ginger. You like that. But the most striking difference would have to be your eyes, they're not your eyes. They've got slit pupils like a snake, a-and they're GREEN, just like the rest of you. And most worryingly of all the whites of your eyes have turned a dark black. A quick inspection shows that you have a unnaturally long forked tongue and sharp teeth, and contrary to what faggot op wrote before your moth sounds don't work properly, coming out as gibberish instead of words.

Well this has been rather interesting, but you're cold, tired and also getting rather hungry, longing to see the crying face of your mother so you can gloat and say, I told you this would happen without the internet, then she'd go buy you a new TV out of pity and all would be right with the world. You'd like to wake up now please..... green eyes squint and... nothing happens. A quick slap confirms that both this coma is a stubborn bitch and slapping still hurts as if you weren't lying in a hospital bed.

You utter forth a tired sigh and look back towards the tree, now taking on an orange tint due to the sun-setting.

>Go back to the tree and fall asleep, hopefully this will all go away.

>Something else? Write in.

(that's about it for this session, next time finding food and not starving or being eaten by wolves (possibly))

>>38590501
>moth sounds.
Que the moth jokes.

>>38590501
>Clean ourselves off since we're still probably covered in egg goop

>>38590501
>Go back to the tree and fall asleep, hopefully this will all go away.

>>38590501
>Find a berry or something to nibble on, delicious dream juice is a rarity
>Go back to the tree and fall asleep, hopefully this will all go away.

>>38590585
>>38590564
>>38590558

Welp looks like we're taking a dip and fucking off to dreamland.

Writing, last post for tonight. I-I h-hope anon-senpai noticed me.

>>38590501
>>Something else? Write in.
BASK

>>38590768
So soon? Dang

>>38590768
>Writing, last post for tonight. I-I h-hope anon-senpai noticed me.

You only get noticed if there's thread #2.

>>38590968
And provide a twitter we can follow.

>>38590501
Well, first things first. that itchy feeling that's quickly making itself known probably signifies that you're covered in rapidly drying egg yolk, thank you brain for being consistent with this coma dream. You quickly realize that there's something very off putting about introducing a cold blooded individual to an even colder stream. OH GOD FUCK IT'S COLD, you flail briefly in the water and gasp for breath, newly exposed skin screaming as if dipped in weak acid such as vinegar and rubbed with sandpaper. It stabs right through you, you feel it seeping into you bones, you clamber ashore pathetically, hair dripping and shaking uncontrollably. You end up sliding miserably over to where you egg lies and curling up to sleep, but hey, at least the fucking yolk is gone right. Thankfully the sun's still hitting you and its warm out, overall you've learned two thing today. Cinderblocks make for a vivid psychoactive experience if applied directly to the forhead, and cold streams are a total bitch.

>GAINED FEAR OF COLD WATER.

That's it for tonight. I'll probably be on tomorrow at 19:00 GMT+0 (britfag), if we can get to a third thread without dying I'll consider setting up a twitter, whatever that is.

>>38590862
Sorry for the short thread anon. I'll try to get a proper nights sleep and try again properly tomorrow.

>>38591058
>>38591127
7pm you say? I'll try and remember to look for a thread around that time then.

Curious as to where you're planning to take this, the whole level up system you outlined smacks of delicious upgradesperg

>>38591197
That is the plan anon, now I just have to go away and think up several passive traits you could possibly mutate. Longer tail? horn nubs, longer fangs. They'll play a part in the finial evolution assuming you don't die horribly or get picked off by a stray falcon.

>>38591654
The falcon will just take us back to its nest and tenderly care for us, r-right?

>>38591654
Venom, barbed tail, medusa hair, dorsal fin along the tail, claws, magic affinity, ability to communicate with reptiles, ability to sense body heat, etc.

Just some ideas.

>>38591654
see >>38588001
>>38588148

>>38591654
>Long snake a possibility
We don't need to be big just long.

>>38591774
Thanks man, I have noted them down.

>>38591788
No, fuck you anon no hydra. Go die.

>>38591654
constrictor body, chameleon skin, armoured scales, heightened senses, fear/hypnotizing gaze, Unhingeable jaw, body heat, vibration sense, etc

>>38591654
new movement options: burrowing, swimming, climbing, gliding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMs8Cu8PNKM

>>38592205
>>38592244
Thanks anon, I'm taking note of all of this but I'm keeping a lot of it for Tier 2 after we evolve.

>>38592301
Can we evolve into a lizard? And then a dragon?

>>38592330
Everyone knows that dragonbros are the best.

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>>38592330
But anon, you're already a lizard.
And yes, you could possibly evolve into a snaky dragon girl, vote for it.

>>38591654
venom spitting?

>>38592410
I'll add that to teir 2. Going to bed, keep adding idea's if you want I'll check them out in the morning.
Oh god I'm such a shit OP