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>>38657254
[x] I should've been there – not here, in an air-conditioned bunker, staring at screens.

>>38657254
>[ ] Other?
Unzip dick.

>>38657254
>[X] I should've been there – not here, in an air-conditioned bunker, staring at screens.

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>>38657254

hey wow unfuck yourself.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kant-O-Celle%20Quest

>>38657291
His dick has a zipper? This isn't /d/ you sick bastard

>>38657254
>[ ] BB-3. BB-4. Our own ships-!
was hoping for swq but shipsluts is fine too

[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

This is not like my japanese animes.

Wait. Actually, it is.

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>>38657291
>zipper on your dick

>>38657254
>[ ] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

>>38657254
>[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

>>38657254
>[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.
It's not like we can ride on their shoulders into battle or anything.
And there can be no pity for traitors!

>>38657291
Get out of here /d/.

>>38657254
>[ ] BB-3. BB-4. Our own ships-!

>>38657254
[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

>>38657254
>[ ] BB-3. BB-4. Our own ships-!

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>>38657313

It only loaded one thread when I clicked on it directly lol I dunno ~computers~

>>38657315

y'know what I don't have taking up my weekends anymore? A JOB! So now I can run fucking THREADS on the weekend, ain't it great

>>38657254
>[ ] Other?
All of the above in an escalating breakdown

>>38657314
>>38657335
>>38657364
Get a load of these newfags.

>>38657254
[ ] I should've been there – not here, in an air-conditioned bunker, staring at screens

>>38657254
[X] I should've been there – not here, in an air-conditioned bunker, staring at screens.

>>38657254
>[x] Send some expeditions already
We need ALL THE BAUXITE.

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>>38657254
>[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

>>38657254
>[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

>>38657369
Did you leave a can of aerosol and a match behind as a parting gift?

>>38657254
[X] BB-3. BB-4. Our own ships-!
>>38657372
>Calling planefag a newfag.

Get out.

>>38657254
>[ ] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

>[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

The Fog BBs and the implied implications are... troubling, but our ships take priority. Especially Arizona. Fuck Kongou-death and that shitty idol.

>>38657429
>thinking he isn't one
Cum @ me, bby.

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>>38657254
Best girl when planefag?

>>38657254
>[x ] I should've been there – not here, in an air-conditioned bunker, staring at screens.
We should be in an air-conditioned bunker in a tin-can instead!
All these Targets, and only one boat.

>>38657254
>[ ] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

>>38657254
>[x] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.

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BTW, how fucked was our fleet at the end? I recall a couple of near sinkings.

>>38657481
Long live Belka?

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>>38657372

Newfag? Would a newfag know about futaspammer?

>>38657254
>[ ] I almost lost one of my girls. I almost lost Arizona.
We need some reinforcements so we can overwhelm the Abyssals

>>38657481
Bloody hell, I forgot how badly From phoned in the designs of the Arms Forts.

Calling it for [X] ALMOST LOST ARIZONA! Writing. Please shitpost warmly~

Haha Time for the start of more shipsluts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYxPsvbEIg&index=4&list=LLqgp7uvhDJHHxwWBkiObfJA

>>38657524
I think that *everyone* needs reinforcements. This is the Battle of Britain with sluts.

Shipsluts, anyway. SW is in the other quest.

>>38657552
Look at that displacement.

>>38657514
>futaspammer
>old
Wow bud, you sure showed me! :o

>>38657544
shipposting in a ship thread!

hi /a/ can you see me bootyblasting you? :^)))))

>>38657592
>implying

It's middle aged, shut up!

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>>38657524
We ARE the reinforcements.

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>>38657603
/a/ needs some shipping lines blasted to the bottom of the ocean, if you know what I mean.

Arpeggio has better girls anyway.

God damn it, someone purposely misfiled this thread on sup/tg/.

>>38657638
Not even, sprout. You're at least 10 years too young to be calling yourself an oldfag.

>>38657642
Yeah, well I'd like more than just 5 shipsluts as reinforcements for this mess.

>>38657642
We need reinforcements to reinforce us, and then reinforcements for those reinforcements!
We need to find all the old crews and ouija boards we can get our filthy hands on and summon sluts from the seas!

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>>38657667

People have tried doing that since MaidQuest ran and all it earns them is a site ban after a PM on IRC.

>>38657665
Too bad both are shit.
>>38657667
Planefag is too much of a newfag to know how to use suptg anyways.

>>38657679
We just have to spam 1-1 a bit until we get a new DD harem.

>>38657665
My nigga.

>>38657704
Ow, man, your edge hurts. :( I need a band-aid!

>>38657728
Aw, but we want some light cruisers for AA purposes since the jap shipsluts fail at that really hard.

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>>38657679
>>38657680
Well if we're lucky we'll get new ship girls or something.

On that note, I pointed this out in the SWQ thread but not the last Kancolle one:

This is an interesting doujin that explains a possible origin for ship girls: http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/kantai_collection_kancolle_memories_of_the_sea_doujinshi/bt/307454/Ch0/

It's eerily similar to what Planefag is doing with this quest.

>>38657769
>It's eerily similar to what Planefag is doing with this quest.
That's because planefag ripped off this comic wholesale when he made the quest

>>38657790
You sound upset anon. Show us where the bad /a/ people touched you.

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>>38657481
When there's something wrong with the VOB

>>38657790
Nigga, you gotta make your salt clearer so people can know whether or not you're shitposting ironically or backpedaling.

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>>38657790
>Arpeggio
>Strike Witches with boats
Doesn't look like you've ever watched it, but hey.

And yes, Kancolle is historian fap-fiction. And we like it that way here.

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>>38657812
>That's because planefag ripped off this comic wholesale when he made the quest
Clearly he has good taste if that is true.

>>38657913
An anon who provides no proof for his statements is still a faggot.

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>>38657862
Why do the jap CVs kancolles have such a healthy "belt armor" if the real things went down like paper?

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>>38657913
You sound pretty rustled there, anon.

>>38657913
>Planefag
>Talentless

Talent is one thing he lacks; he wouldn't be able to pull off what he does if he truly lacked talent.

>>38657862

>historian fapfiction

Lol.

>>38657935
Cause arpeggio isn't really a moe anime?

Kancolle is shit granted but Arpeggio is nowhere near the same, especially if you read the manga.

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>>38657942
it would be hard to provide proof when the doujin in question was not translated at the time Planefag started this quest.

>>38657935
If I still had any doubts of you not having any idea about Arpeggio, you just dissolved them.

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>>38657790


so many flavors, yet you choose to be salty.

>>38657913
Man, you must really be missing that /qtg/ containment thread to be brave enough and shitpost. Go circlejerk with the others in the /a/ thread!

>>38657945
Japan still doesn't understand why they got their asses kicked in the Pacific war

>>38658002
>it would be hard to provide proof when the doujin in question was not translated at the time Planefag started this quest.
Which is why I read it before this quest was even a thing.

Coolio.

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>>38658096

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>>38658096
>He is nothing more than a derivation of already derivative works

Yeah

>and frankly it's quite pathetic

Nah

>>38658096
If you don't even enjoy his writing, why are you even here? Go complain in ghost /qtg/ or /a/.

>>38658096
Y'know what? You know who this guy is?

I bet this is the guy that, like clockwork, downvotes every single strike witches thread on suptg.

We're not facing ordinary salt, here. We're facing chronic butthurt.

>>38658096
>SWQ as an example that Planefag has no talent
hahaha nigga what. You can lay all kinds of shade on the voters in that quest but the greek can write

>>38657769

Well, that was... wow.

I hope we get to hold hands with an abyssal.

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>>38658118

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>>38658011
Not that anon, but why is Chacha talking like fucking Yoda? You couldn't even get her goddamn speaking quirk right you faggot.

Yes I mad. Not so shocking truth when you fuck up as bad as that.

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>Oh hey, I'll watch the MMS launch while I wait
>time was in EDT, not UTC
Such is life when you're the only nation to have a space program and abandon it.
MFW the current government wants to dick about with a 'spaceport' for suborbital bunnyhops rather than building proper equatorial launch infrastructure on Ascension Island

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>>38658096
>I don't enjoy things, so I must try to ruin it for others
r u srs m80 boi

>>38658182
Most likely it's actually planefag having too much fun

>>38658182
>>I don't enjoy things, so I must try to ruin it for others
That was literally planefag's reason for running SWQ, you hypocrite.

Anyone playing WoWS?

>>38658208
Yes anon, hide your shit opinions behind a hilarious meme. His weeb-ass subjects mean his writing skills are shit, obviously

>>38658234
wish I had gotten into beta

>>38658164
This quest started in January. The doujin was translated on Danbooru as of August last year.

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>>38658159
Hand-holding is too lewd for /tg/

>>38658208
You forgot the details, man. I'm not convinced as to your beef if all you can do is try to attack another anon with memes.

>>38658249
I did, shit's pretty fun.

>>38658237
His writing IS shit, though. It's even worse than your average quest.

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I bet you tertiaries didn't even know the animu was an adaptation of a game.

>>38658234
Is the beta still closed?

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>>38658230
>That was literally planefag's reason for running SWQ, you hypocrite.
I'm amused that you think Planefag doesn't enjoy the things he writes about.

>>38658266
Well that's just bizarre.
Are we seeing the same quests?

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>>38658266
Here's your reply.

>>38658289
It was opened for application very briefly earlier today around noon pst, its closed again

>>38658302
He wrote a long winded tantrum about how much he despises Strike Witches and wanted to burn it all to the ground you newfag.

>>38658315
Well, damn.

>>38658266
You're allowed to have wrong opinions
>>38658272
I don't think I even register on your fanboy scale. I'm not here for kancolle, I'm here for naval combat ala planefag with a side-helping of eldritch slutpersonas. I'm sure the game is fun.

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>>38658304
where do you think you are?

>>38658266
Did no one ever hug you as a child?

>>38658312
Just look at the OP to this very thread and how much he abuses commas to make shitty stilted sentences with zero goddamn flow to them.

>>38658327
He has more love for it than the series' plot writers.

>>38658327
Yet he knows enough about the characters to write them well.

It's almost like he's a goddamn troll or something and enjoys your bootyblastedness.

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>>38658234
I can't wait to get on so I can Remove Shipsluts

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>>38658327
>He wrote a long winded tantrum about how much he despises Strike Witches and wanted to burn it all to the ground you newfag.
That's called being tsundere.

>>38658353
[Citation Needed]

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Arizona.

Saturated in steel rain, her superstructure torn asunder; rangefinders smashed, wading in for a point-blank slugfest while outnumbered two-to-one. It was the kind of fight she was built for, and she did it – but you let her.

You let her.

Head bowed like the fucking martyr on the cross as she sailed into that lopsided fight alone. She proved worthy of it, she stood and delivered as she was built to do, but you can never be sure how an abyssal will match up with a real ship, much less a ship-spirit; the unknowns are too great. And you rolled the dice, with...

With Arizona. The slender auburn-haired girl, blank-faced, cold eyed and stiff-shouldered, her old Navy dress uniform hat tipped down over her eyes, collar of the old-fashioned Navy peacoat turned up.

The girl who never speaks.

>>38658370
Watch the second season faggot. No more evidence required.

Well, if you feel suicidal, you can try the OVA.

>>38658342
On the traditional games board, not the faggy moeshit girl cartoons for autistic manchildren board.

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>>38658375

One morning Pearl Harbor woke up and found her standing in the middle of her own memorial, staring down at her own rusting hulk. She'd be there for two days as the media exploded and panic raced like wildfire through the Navy. No vessel who's remains weren't four miles deep had yet to Awaken, and nobody knows from whence these spirits rise – or why. The only inescapable conclusion is that they share an origin with the abyssals – and nobody knows what causes them to rise as one or the other, as friend or foe.

Or for that matter, if their nature and allegiance is fixed – if at all.

It was an old man who called her home, a teetering gray-hared little guy who rattled right up to the railing, past all the cameras and guards and Important Personages – one of her last four living survivors, and he brought a flashlight. He gave her a simple order, and she obeyed it; cruising across the water to an unoccupied pier. While all the President's Admirals and all the Navy's psychologists pondered the portents of her appearing at her own gravestone to silently watch her still-bleeding corpse, while all the world wondered and speculated and hoped and feared...

….it turned out USS Arizona was simply reporting to her assigned berth.

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>>38658401
im not talking about cartoons either shitposter-kun.

>>38658409

She's returned from the void. She breathes the free air for the first time in seventy years – and yet she's willing to die for you, on your order, because you've got the right flag on your shoulder. The very thought makes your stomach churn in fear and misery – you can ask that of a crew sailing with you, men who will join hands with you and fight to the death. You can do that on the bridge of a fighting ship,prepared to follow her to whatever fate – even if it's two miles straight down.

But you don't know how to be worthy of that from Arizona. You're not sure you can.

[ ] I should have stopped her. I – we owe these... whatever they are better than this.
[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*
[ ] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.

>>38657696
>newfag

not >tech-illiterate dumbfuck

pls

>>38658401

>Traditional games aren't for autistic manchildren

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

>>38658397
Still less cringeworthy than SWQ and you know it.

>>38658450
>[x] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

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>>38658397
>Not liking the OVA

>>38658450
[x] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

>>38658450
>[X] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*
>[X] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.

>>38658450
>[X] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

>>38658450
>[x] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.

Enough moping for now.

>>38658450
>[x] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.

Leave the introspection to the elevens. They seem to be good at that.

Also, the best way to give back to our ships is to tend to them after battle.

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*
>[ ] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.

>>38658443
Videogames go on /v/, you /v/ermin.
>>38658454
You actually need friends to play tradgames. You fags are probably relegated to quests since you don't have any.

Rolled 27, 88, 89 = 204 (3d100)

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*
>[] I -- we owe these... whatever they are better than this

>>38658401
>complaining about anime on 4chan
Sorry, are you lost?

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*
>[ ] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

But...
> I – we owe these... whatever they are better than this.

>>38658450
>[ ] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*
but also
>I – we owe these... whatever they are better than this.

>>38658450
>[X] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.
She'll get better, let's focus on all the shit we've got ahead of us.

>>38658450
>[x] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

>>38658514
>>>/a/

>>38658529
This.

>>38658450
>[x] I should have stopped her. I – we owe these... whatever they are better than this.

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And while we're waiting for votes - the mislabeled archive text is fucking great:

>Kankles Quest
>Look at all these fags caring about their anime shit, LOL! Don't worry, though. I, planefag, will fix everything.
>lezbeans_r_teh_dumz

When I woke up this morning and checked the /a/ thread where I'd engaged a shitposter last night, all his posts had ~mysteriously vanished.~ It must've bootyblasted him something AWFUL for him to be this mad the *next day,* even.

>>38658450
>[x] I don't have time to think about this. There's work to do; recovery, reports; follow-up pursuits. I have to get back to work.
Fuck philosophising, there are reports to fill out. SO MANY REPORTS.

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>>38658485
I also like this bit:

"I – we owe these... whatever they are better than this."

Without the part about stopping her.

>>38658529
>>38658450
This

>>38658529
This.

Actually, speaking of traditional games, how do you figure one would go around statting out shipsluts in something like Harpoon?
Straight copy of the warship's stats but with the reduced size? Probably a special clause for ramming? Probably radically different procedures for repair and resupply. I don't even know what the fuck to do about aircraft carriers.

>>38658576
Oh, so that was why? I thought mods had gone berserk with all the deleted posts.

>>38658450
>[X] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

>>38658529
Thumbs up

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>>38658511
anything can be /tg/ related only by degrees of separation, shitposter-kun.

so considering this is a *kancolle* quest, it would behoove one to know the real source material, yes? derivative fanworks thereof are best off forgetting the anime exists.

>>38658450
[X] There was no choice but to trust her. Only she knows why she came back, and I can't second-guess that – not when I don't even understand what she really *is.*

I swear, has no one in this universe read any of the Bolo books?

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>>38658511
>You actually need friends to play tradgames. You fags are probably relegated to quests since you don't have any.

"PIC RELATED IT'S ME AND MY BITCH"

>>38658619
nah, it was definitely a mod.

>>38658664
One could argue that the source material of the game is also worth knowing, aka the actual ships and general naval quirks.

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>>38658705

>>38658690
There's a bit of difference between "We made these giant might protectors"

And

"What for all intents and purposes is a little girl/woman is wanting to slug it out with monsters from the sea because...well she just showed up."

>>38658529

Calling vote for this. Writing!

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>>38658705
That's not Kongou.

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>>38658715
of course, part of the whole schtick to begin with is riffs and references based on the ships history.

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>>38658791
Stop it, anon.

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>>38658791
>forever
HAH

>>38658746
Is that the I-400 Carrier Submarine?

>>38658869
I-401 to be precise. Good eye.

>>38658855
Don't post porn, asshole! Are you looking to get this quest banned?!

>>38658869
>>38658891
yep, I-401/Iona from the Arpeggio of Blue Steel xover event, probably.

>>38658919
>porn
But the mag is properly censored anon.

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>>38658869
I-401

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>>38658879
maby spacebattles would be more your speed then shitposter-kun?

oh sorry, they have quests based on otaku culture there too.

I guess theres just no place in the world for people like you then~

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>>38658978
Kongou's

>>38659019
pfft.

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>>38659006

>>38659022
>dem bulges
Futacolle Quest when?

>>38659051
Go away Kotters

>>38659084
>not liking Futa
You gay or something?

>>38659054


nanomachines op, admiralty-code pls nerf.

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You force your hands open, releasing the bench's backrest. You stand up straight, recovering your military bearing, and pull yourself the fuck together – you're a goddamned Admiral now, after all.

And you know you won't – can't – bring this up with Arizona. At the end of the day, her reasons for returning are known only to her; and if you wish to respect them, you'll trust her when she decides to pursue them. As a military asset, as a martyr seeking redemption – it's none of your goddamned business, in the end. You don't even know what Arizona *is,* not really – is she the combined souls of the men who died on her? Simply a chimera created by their unfulfilled fears and desires? Do men give a ship a life and soul of its own by living on them, or are the ships literally made *of* them?

You don't have a fucking clue. The greatest minds and philosophers of humanity have had sixteen months to bicker and ponder, and they've done no better. And as your superiors have impressed on you many times, poking around and asking about those traumas might... nobody knows what it might do. All they know is the status quo; these ships on OUR side, and the only safe thing to do is to preserve it. Your last briefing from the CNO, just before you left the 'States, had ended on that exact note.

“Don't rock the boat,” he'd said.

He hadn't smiled.

You have your orders. You'll follow them. It simplifies things... for now. But something still twinges deeper in as Arizona's serene, shrapnel-shredded, blood-shrouded face flashes through your mind again.

You might not know what they are, but – they don't deserve to be feared.

[ ] Time to get back inside, see Goto, face the musical chairs.
[ ] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

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>>38659054

>>38659176
>[X] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

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>>38658857

You'd have been slightly more convincing if your chosen archive text didn't quote /qtg/'s butthurt line and verse~

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>>38659051
>>dem bulges
Say it with me, Anon. Puffy vulvas.

>>38659176
>[ ] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

>>38659176
>[X] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

>>38659176
>[ ] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

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>>38659176
>[ ] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.
There will be plenty of time to debrief and evaluate when the shipsluts get back. Fetch yourself some tea and get unfucked soldier.

>>38659176
>[ ] Time to get back inside, see Goto, face the musical chairs.

>>38659176
>[x] Time to get back inside, see Goto, face the musical chairs.

>>38659176
[X ] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

>>38659176


[X] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

I dont think time is of the essence here.

>>38659176
>[X] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.
We're an admiral, we can afford a few moments to unfuck ourselves.
I'm sure Goto could use some time to himself to think about Kongou-death.

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>>38659176
>[x] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

If we walk in the high grass a wild Nagamon might appear.

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>>38659178

>>38659176
>[x] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

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>>38659022


>haruna not kai ni

>>38659176
>[ ] Time to get back inside, see Goto, face the musical chairs.

>>38659176
>[ ] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.
time to get ambushed by some shipsluts!

>>38659176
Did we get something to eat today yet? This might be a good time.

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>>38659284
I'd prefer a wild Musashi.

>>38659176
>[X] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

>>38659176
>[X] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

>>38659301
Why are heavy cruisers such sluts?

>>38659207
That's what I just said, you silly little slut. All I had to do was take that shit QTG always bitches about and throw it back at you nigs and suddenly your quest is chimping the fuck out like it's Ferguson up in this bitch.

Shit's goddamn hilarious.

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>>38659284
Rather have a Souryuu, wouldn't you?

[ X] Time to get back inside, see Goto, face the musical chairs.

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>>38659284


is admiral a cute shoota?

this is important in attracting wild nagamons.

>>38659211
Horo was the worst part of that series.

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>>38659372
>you silly little slut

ara ara~

>>38659372
Not fooling anyone, y'know

>>38659176
>[ ] Take a walk, cool down, unfuck yourself before you embarrass yourself. It's gonna be a few hours before the transport planes return with the task force, anyways.

>>38659389
No, not the admiral, but someone else is.

Harder

>>38659464
We can use Harder as literal weaponized bait to attract /ss/ loving shipsults!
Shit me sideways anon, you're a genius!
We don't need to use magic or old crew members or ouija boards or any of that shit to summon new shipsluts!
We can summon them with straight(?) shota!

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>>38659364
You mean best ships.

>>38659637
Yeah but Harder isn't actually a shota.

His just young and annoying.

>>38659412
Somebody cool this hothead down.

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>>38659690
>young and annoying
So he's planefag's self-insert?

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>>38659690


that just means he needs an onee-san to take care of his attitude~

>>38659734
>Implying planefag isn't closing in on 30.
Oh, anon.

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Yokosuka is pleasantly warm now, the summer night alive with crickets and cicadas, a cool sea-breeze stealing away the oppressive heat of the day. You go limping down sidewalks, letting things fall back into place. The hardest thing for a Captain to do is “nothing;” there's usually so *much* to be done that you feel a sense of programmed anxiety when you're without an urgent task – or ten.

At least you're not alone. You don't know what Goto's history is, but he's hardly better off, you can tell. He's a little more used to it, but he doesn't *understand* it any better than you do. And neither of you know what curveball the depths will vomit up next, so... you just have to wait.

Your musings are interrupted by the all-too-familiar sound of loud, high-pitched yipping and the clatter of tiny nails on concrete. Ahead, you see some Corgis – four of them, to be precise – surrounding a full-grown maple tree planted next to the sidewalk. The little dogs are staring up at it intently, hopping up on their hinds and barking ferociously at periodic intervals, pausing to let their tongues loll out – they're panting like they've recently concluded a hard chase.

You limp up to the little tableau, studying the corgis inquisitively. Then you turn your eyes towards the thick, concealing canopy of the tree.

>Ping for contacts.
>“HOW'S THAT FLEET IN BEING GOING EH CHAMP?”
>“Did you drop your barrels?”
>Other?

>>38659787
>>“HOW'S THAT FLEET IN BEING GOING EH CHAMP?”

>Ping for contacts

>>38659787
>>“HOW'S THAT FLEET IN BEING GOING EH CHAMP?”

>>38659787
>>Ping for contacts.
Don't interfere. Nature is a wonderful thing.

>>38659787
>>Ping for contacts.

>>38659787
>>Ping for contacts.
why are you running from corgis?

>>38659787
>>Ping for contacts.

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>>38659787
>Ping for contacts.

>>38659787
>Ping for contacts.

>>38659787

>Ping for contacts.

>>38659787
>Ping for contacts.

>>38659787
What the hell is Harder doing on that tree?

>>38659787
>“HOW'S THAT FLEET IN BEING GOING EH CHAMP?”

>>38659787
>Ping for contacts.
They must have been chasing their natural prey: destroyers.

>>38659787
>Ping for contacts.

>>38659898
Pt boats were mainly used for anti sub.

>>38659787
>>“Did you drop your barrels?”

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>>38659926
This should be good then.

>>38659837


it would not be too much of an exaggeration to say that pt boats won the pacific sea war. they are very cost effective.

>>38659787

>Ping for contacts.

>>38659956
Iku is biggest slut

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>>38659894
fleeing from corgis, duh.

>>38659787
>>Ping for contacts.
>>38659946
plsgo

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>WOWS
>cuntocelle quest
today is a excellent day planefag

>>38659972
Aren't they very short ranged though?

>>38659787
>“HOW'S THAT FLEET IN BEING GOING EH CHAMP?”


I don't know what FLeet in Being is. is it the navy version of Big Wing?

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>>38659988
Totally not a bad thing.

Oh yeah hope to sink all you bastards that got into WoWS.

>>38659956
>ZR with swimsuit
That slut deserves to be torpedoed in the rudder.

>>38660055
It just means that everyone gets a turn.

Except Kotters

Kotters a Shit

>>38660020


not exactly, you can hop from one island to another with them, and they can go places big ships cant.

they were the biggest factor in dismantling the Japanese merchant-marine, along with the submarines. and as screens for the big fleets they punched well above their own weight class thanks to their torpedoes.

>>38660055
Hacchan my first subslut though. Gotta stick with my main.

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>>38659956
reminder that submarines are indecent.

>>38660146
I like Hachi better, bookworm moe and yet has as about as much "displacement" as Iku.

>>38660220
>Liking glasses.

>>38659946

Remake was that bad, huh?

Calling votes. Had to run off for dinner real quick, writing now~

>>38660289
The remake is... frustrating. Porting HW1 to the HW2 engine had a fucklot of ripple effects, on top of the typical release bugs. At least Gearfux has patched it a few times already and has made a show that they're listening and even if they aren't people have started figuring out how to mod the remaster.
Also the guys who own Yes are turbokikes to rival the Bentusi apparently.

>>38660289
I thunk he meant he passing of Terry Pratchett.

>>38660359
remake is shit for a lot of reasons

>>38660359
>Also the guys who own Yes are turbokikes to rival the Bentusi apparently.

... oh don't you tell me those fucking bastards-

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>>38660418
They wanted 7% of every game sale for the credits song.

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>>38660146
iku gets bonus points for her name being an onomatopoeia for cumming I-401 a best though

>>38660038
>I don't know what FLeet in Being is. is it the navy version of Big Wing?

No, fleet-in-being is when a Navy uses its mere existence to force the enemy to avoid overextending while avoiding combat themselves.

It's opposed by decisive battle, where the purpose of the navy is find something the enemy cares about (such as a fleet or base) and kill it.

These both made more sense before the existence of effective carrier airpower.


There are other strategies.

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>>38660411
He will be missed.

>>38660459
I didn't join til well after Iona and crew made their way through

>>38660457
>They wanted 7% of every game sale for the credits song.

what the actual fuck

>>38660038

No, but it's about as fuckin retarded. Shit works better though, so big wing is still more fuckin retarded.

>>38658397
>>38658485
Is the 2nd OVA subbed yet?

>>38660478
>>38660677
So the naval equivalent of a big bouncer standing at the door of a club who's basically saying "You really wanna do that m8?"

>>38660708
Pretty much.

>>38660677
Good to have you with us, Hate.

>>38660708
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleet_in_being

It's the naval equivalent of fabian tactics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
modern weapons familiarity training for the shipgirls when

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The corgis are excitable little bastards, and just like their historical namesakes they'll attack damn near anything – anything bigger than a raft was fair game, and large rafts were in the danger zone. But even the corgi's usually decline an extended chase – the real boats had three V-12 Allison aero engines growling and prowling in their guts, and they could make an absolutely insane speed; but they guzzled fuel like Akagi guzzles potato cakes.

You could even say-

“-they have short legs,” you mutter to yourself, filing that one away for later. Hate will “love” that one, you know. Someone must've pissed these little buggers off right proper – either that, or they have a History.

You glance down at the dogs. “PT-109?”

All four corgis cock their heads at you quizzically, then turn their attention back to the tree.

“Well, can't be Amagiri,” you mutter. Must be a sub – she went quiet and went deep to escape, and its a hard habit to break. Smoking her out will be hard. You pause and think for a moment, then clear your throat with a cough and walk up underneath the tree. Fishing out your smartphone, you pull up google, and a few seconds later you've found the sound file you need.

“PING~”

The phone's tinny little speaker makes the sound higher-pitched than it ought to be, but it's close enough. You listen carefully for the sounds of a sub shifting positions in the canopy, but you get nothing.

You change locations.

~PING~

Nothing.

~PING~

“Yuudachi?” a voice cries out. “Is that you!?”

The corgis go absolutely fucking apeshit, their loud yips drowning out the tremulous voice as the dogs go running in a tight circle around the base of the tree, almost a blur of thwarted bloodlust. “YUUDACHI, RUN FOR IT, THEY'LL GET YOU TOO!”

[ ] Tell her you're here to help.
[ ] PING PING PING PING PING
[ ] Fuck this shit. Help one of the corgis into the tree.

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>>38660807

>>38660708
Not really. The fleet-in-being concept was usually used by navies which felt they were incapable of beating the enemy in a straight fight, but were still strong enough to do major damage if the enemy pushed it. A good example thereof is the WW1 High Seas Fleet, which was never strong enough to take on the Royal Navy, but the threat of a sally meant the Royal Navy could not press a close blockade: they had to do so far enough from German ports that the UK battle line could respond to any sally from the High Seas Fleet.

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.

>>38660813
>[ ] PING PING PING PING PING
This is fun.

>>38660839
So more "It's not worth it man, it's not worth it"

>>38660813
>[ ] Fuck this shit. Help one of the corgis into the tree.
Throw em up there

>>38660813
>[X] Fuck this shit. Help one of the corgis into the tree.

We must help them complete their mission.

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.
I'm sure we'll find someone to feed to the corgis.

>>38660813

>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.

corgis are cute.

lets help the corgis get her.

>>38660813
>[ ] Fuck this shit. Help one of the corgis into the tree.
HEHEHEH.

>>38660813
>[ ] Fuck this shit. Help one of the corgis into the tree.

[x] Tell her you're from the US government and here to help

>>38660813
>[x] PING PING PING PING PING

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.

Much as I like crazy shenanigans, the admiral isn't Young.

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.
we're here to help. help the corgis.

>>38660813
>[X] Tell her you're here to help.
"The US Navy sent me."

>>38660813
>>38660915
>[x] Tell her you're from the US government and here to help
Too good.

>>38660813
[x] PING PING PING PING PING

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.
she should convince us that we should help her and not the corgis

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.
Down Corgi-boats down!

[x] Tell her you're from the US government and here to help

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.
Though take a picture for posterity

>>38660813
>[x] Tell her you're here to help.
MERICA', FUCK YEAR, HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

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>>38660813
>[x] Tell her you're here to help.

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.

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>>38660813


must be a dogboat territory dispute.

either that, or the situation is being hilariously misinterpreted.

>>38660813
>[x] Tell her you're here to help.

>>38660807

The worst part about this is that it sounds like total nonsense at first, but it isn't.

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.

>[x] Tell her you're from the US government and here to help

perfect

>>38660813
>[x] Tell her you're from the US government and here to help

Top kek

>[x] Tell her you're from the US government and here to help

Fascinating

>>38660813
>[x] Tell her you're here to help.

>>38660813
>[ x] Fuck this shit. Help one of the corgis into the tree.

>>38661033
The missile knows what is nonsense, and what isn't. By subtracting what is nonsense from what isn't...

>>38660813
>[ ] Tell her you're here to help.

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>>38661033
>>38661185

>>38660813
>[x] Fuck this shit. Help one of the corgis into the tree.

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You pause for a long, confused moment, trying to figure out what the hell ~PING~ has to do with Yuudachi. Then you pause for another moment as you brutally suppress the urge to hoist one of the corgis into the canopy – as amazingly cathartic as it'd be.

Instead you opt to do your goddamn job, like the watch-wearing pencil-pushing dildonic lamemaster they have enslaved you to be by pinning that goddamned star on you. You sigh, cross your arms, and address the tree. “No, it's not Yuudachi. But you look like you're in a bit of trouble.”

There's a sad rustling from the tree, and then a whimper of acknowledgment. “W-who are you?”

You hesitate – identifying yourself as a USN Admiral might not help much, considering it's USN PT boats that treed her like a a damned cat. But Yokosuka is a US base, so she shouldn't be surprised by encountering those authorities.

“I'm from the US Government,” you reply, “and I'm here to help.”

The scream that rips through the air develops a doppler shift as the girl bolts from one side of the tree to the other, a shower of leaves exploding outward as she runs right out of the canopy and hits the sidewalk twenty feet away already running. The corgis unleash an adorable, high-pitched, well-synched hunting howl before their tiny little legs vanish into a blur, pursuing their unfortunate quarry around a fence-corner. You barely have time to glimpse the girl before they're both lost to sight.

Well, that was... something.

[ ] Well We Tried. Get a goddamn nap or something before the transport plane comes in.
[ ] Let Goto field this one, you don't give a shit.
[ ] … why weren't those corgis rounded up, anyhow? Best get Hate on this.

>>38660771
Fuckin, beats being at formation. Not that I've got a fucking morning formation anyfuckingmore, but whatever.

I'd rather be, ya know, 'building foregin relations' or something with some of those JMSDF chicks I saw, but the skipper said that shit won't fuckin fly. but what he don't fuckin know, he can't say, am i right?

>>38661380
>[ ] … why weren't those corgis rounded up, anyhow? Best get Hate on this.

>>38661380
>[ ] Well We Tried. Get a goddamn nap or something before the transport plane comes in.