first for cell

second for pushing for terrible training decisions

You push against the wind, struggling against the powerful gusts that deny you the right to return to the Lookout.

It seems at first that you're wasting your time, as it so often does when you struggle against something like this. Every attempt to push through the wind simply results in you being thrown back. But, with characteristic stubbornness and determination, you keep pushing. And, each attempt, you last a fraction of a second longer before being thrown back.

Soon, it actually takes a few moments for the winds to overpower you and blow you away, and, after a few more minutes of struggle, you find yourself able to make a small bit of headway before being pushed away.

So, you keep pushing, and bit by bit, inch by inch, you make your way back to the Lookout, fighting the growing intensity of the winds as you draw closer to the four Popos. Pushing and pushing, you manage to land right in front of them, and the four smile, their images blurring before they meld back into a single Popo.

"Well done, Kaguya," Popo tells you. "This match is concluded, and you have done splendidly."

>A. Thank him

>B. Ask if you got any stronger

>C. Ask for advice

>D. Something else

>>38662646
>A. Thank him
>C. Ask for advice

>>38662646
>A. Thank him
>B. Ask if you got any stronger
>C. Ask for advice

>>38662646
>A. Thank him

>>38662646
>A. Thank him
>C. Ask for advice

>>38662646
>A. Thank him

>>38662646
>>A. Thank him

>C. Ask for advice

>>38662646
>D. Something else

Ask if he can teach you the finger beam technique

>>38662646
>>A. Thank him
>C. Ask for advice

Thanks for running this tonight, DRALO. I've been bored.

>>38662646
>A. Thank him
>D. Something else
Head to Son Goku's house

>>38662646
>A. Thank him
>B. Ask if you got any stronger
>C. Ask for advice

So we had a simple idea last thread for getting stronger for the cuffs.

Borrow Kaz for the day and have him spar with us with a PL slightly higher than our own. When we catch up and can hit him, he powers up and moves the goalposts. Rinse repeat til we catch up to his PL WITH the cuffs on.

A lot faster than the P Room

>>38662781
We NEED to do this! This is absolutely a must at this point. We should be able to wipe the floor with Cell at that point, right?

>>38662809
Or at least hold him off for a while.

>>38662809
>We should be able to wipe the floor with Cell at that point, right?

You're funny, anon

>>38662781
In addition Kaz can help us find a way to get the cuffs off. Once they are off, our PL should skyrocket and then we can help the rest of the Humans catch up to us in the same way.

>>38662809
Who do you think we are? The Time Patroller?

>>38662781
We do this, then jack up the amount of energy in the cuffs. Rinse, repeat.

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"Thank you," you say. "So, did I get any stronger."

Popo nods. "Yes, though you won't fully appreciate your increase in strength until you've removed the cuffs."

"Do you have any advice?" you ask.

"I'd recommend training with as strong of opponents as you can," Popo answers. "And keep the cuffs on for as long as poss-"

Popo stops, shaking with fear, trembling as he stares off into the distance. It takes only an instant to figure out why.

You sense a massive, dark energy approaching rapidly, energy that can belong to only one being.

Haya, Billy, and Kazuma, who had been sparring nearby, stop and stare in the direction of the energy.

>A. Wait for Cell to come

>B. Remove the cuffs and wait for Cell to come

>C. Flee the Lookout

>D. Something else

>>38662918
>A. Wait for Cell to come
He promised us 10 days. He's just here to shittalk ... or murder popo

>>38662918
>A. Wait for Cell to come
He's 2saiyan to break his agreement and we know it. Odds are he's just coming here to trigger a movie arc.

>>38662918
>A. Wait for Cell to come
Why is Popo scared of Cell? Shouldn't he, being the eldritch abomination that he is, be able to easily wipe the floor with him?

>>38662918
>>A. Wait for Cell to come

>>38662918
>A. Wait for Cell to come
>D. Something else
Give him a fake smile when he arrives

>>38662946
If he kills Popo now, I am going to find you and beat you with a tubesock filled with razorblade studded soap.

>>38662918
>>A. Wait for Cell to come
We can remove the cuff if we need to later.

>>38662918
>A. Wait for Cell to come

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>>38662988
I eager await your arrival

>>38662946
He's here for the Pendulum room. he wants to dick around in an alternate universe to kill boredom before he kills everything else.

so would imagining different animals/people result in different effects/strengths for the wolf fang fist? We know we can use it while imagining Yamcha so maybe others are possible as well.

>>38662918
>D. Something else
"What an unexpected visit, if I knew you were dropping by I would have prepared tea and snacks"

>>38663030
Who's up for trying to go on a fun Pendulum Room field trip with our current archnemesis?

>>38662918
>>C. Flee the Lookout
Time to go, bitches!

>>38663065
Me!

>>38663045
Imagine Icarus and see what happens/

Maybe fire-infused attacks?

>>38663045
So what, channel a Saiyan, get The Monkey's Paw?

>>38663045
What happens if we imagine Gohan?

>>38663083
If we imagine Shenron will wishes be granted with each strike that connects?

>>38663065
If thats why he is here, then yes. Maybe we can get to know him, get him to not kill the earth

>>38663045
It's the wolf fang fist, not the ditto fist. If you want to make it stronger than have Kaguya imagine wolfs from mythology, like Fenrir.

>>38663102
we get a boner

>>38663109
Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Ever. Not even in your dreams.

What would happen if we fed Cell some of our mom's stew and homemade pudding?

>>38663065
This would be glorious.

>>38663120
so Yamcha is a wolf?

>>38663131
He would absorb her immediately upon realizing that his delusions of perfection were inadequate compared to such a feast. He'd probably get moody after that and blow up the planet.

>>38663166
Aww, so the Beerus tactic wouldn't work.

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>>38663100
Close but no dice

>>38663131
[/spoiler] we're like 13 you scat loving fuck [/endspoiler]

Captcha: gentu

>>38663120
So what you're saying is we have to observe a dragon in nature and make a new combo?

>>38662918
>A. Wait for Cell to come
I imagine he is coming because after putting the cuffs on; our powerlevel feels super low as balls and wants to find out why right?.

>>38663198
clearly the solution is to install gentoo.

>>38663213
That or he's bored and figures there's something here to entertain himself with.

>>38663227
But how do I install gentoo onto an Iphone?

>>38663250
We should get him into gunpla.
He will be to distracted with that plastic crack to even want to fight us.

>>38663250
Knowing what he does to keep himself entertained, I'm kind of scared.

>>38663198
He was literally talking about actual homemade pudding though.

Everyone, get Cell to play Battletoads, it will take him, even as perfect as he is, years at the least to beat it.

>>38663252
as long as it's turing complete you can slap gentoo to it.
>>38663270
or civilization. that stuff is worse than drugs.

>>38663270
He'd just make the perfect gunpla then the big zam

>>38663270
gunpla and Warhammer 40k
> tfw former arch enemy is now a based fa/tg/uy that plays Rouge Trader and Dark Heresy with us regularly

>>38663252
I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as 'Iphone' is actually BSD/iphone, or as I've recently taken to calling it, BSD plus iphone. Iphone is not an operating system unto itself, but rather is another component of a fully functioning smartphone made useful by Darwin, the BSD kernel, and vital system components.

There really is an Iphone, and you are using it, but it is just part of the system you use.

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You stay where you are, showing no fear as you wait for the monstrous nightmare that is Cell to arrive.

He does not keep you waiting, and he makes an appropriately flamboyant entrance, firing an pair of energy waves at you and your friends and altering their courses at the last moment. The two beams of light make there way back towards Cell, only to strike a barrier at the last moment and explode into a brilliant bunch of sparks as Cell comes in for a landing, doing a single-handed handstand , punching his free hand towards Kazuma, Billy, and Haya, and kicking one leg towards you before leaping up and landing on his feet.

"Good evening, I hope I'm not interrupting," Cell greets.

"What an unexpected visit," you tell him. "If I knew you were dropping by, I would have prepared tea and snacks."

"Oh, no, don't trouble yourself on my account, I didn't fly here for a tea party, though I'm only mildly surprised to hear that's the sort of thing you do here," he responds.

>A. Ask why he's here, then

>B. Tell him to leave

>C. Stay silent

>D. Something else

>>38663383
>>A. Ask why he's here, then
"Bored?"

>>38663383
>>A. Ask why he's here, then
>>B. Tell him to leave

>>38663383
>D. Dear Kami, the Ginyu's had more influence on you than I thought.

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then
do so very cordially and politely

>>38663383
>>A. Ask why he's here, then

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then

also this
>>38663414
>>D. Dear Kami, the Ginyu's had more influence on you than I thought.

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then
>D. Something else
"I heard you were getting a bit bored and had some fun on t.v. land"

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then

"Finally get bored and decide that the whole genocide thing won't work out for you?"

>>38663383
>D. Insist he stay for tea, since he came all the way out here and all
>A. Ask why he's here then

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then

>>38663420
Yes, no need to piss off the Android that can single-handedly end all of us on a whim if he so chose.

>>38663383

>A. Ask why he's here, then

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then
>D. "Out of talkshow hosts to kill?"

>>38663443
Man the years of solitude in space flying to a new planet is going to be killer. He's got the attention span of a six year old.

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here, then

>>38663414
>>D. Dear Kami, the Ginyu's had more influence on you than I thought.
This as well as A

>>38663383
>A. Ask why he's here

It's always been my headcannon that if Cell had won and killed all the Z fighters, he wouldn't have destroyed the earth. Instead, he would have set out to master every hobby and interest there was.

Cell is the perfect cook.
Cell is the perfect male model.
Cell is the perfect dolphin trainer.
Cell wins Grammys and Oscars and Tonys for all his music, films, and stage shows.

>>38663414
I think Kaguya was a big influence on him in that regard as well.

>>38663383
>A
Hey, no peeking on our training methods!

>>38663383
Speaking of Cell, he is the best fucking teacher in Xenoverse.
"Splended! Absolutely Splended! That's how a fight should be. I would hug you if that was a thing I did."

>>38663503
Why male models?

>>38663532
I don't think he has the physique for female modeling.

>>38663523
Especially with the Wakamoto voice. Though his disappointment is as harsh as his praise is fulfilling.

>>38663503
Nah, he totally spends his free time teaching martial arts to people named shit like Broku and xX-Sephiroth-Xx.

>>38663383
>>A. Ask why he's here, then
I've got 2 zeni on "he wants to use the pendulum room"

I was thinking, why's Cell so strong in our canon anyway? Is it the superhuman DNA? He does have like, at least four or five instances of it. My theory is the superhuman limit-breaking means every time he increased his power (absorbing humans, absorbing androids) it was far more effective than standard.

>>38663552
don't let him hear you say that

>>38663552
He could become the best female model by process of elimination at least.

>>38663568
you're not very confident huh...

>>38663582
I still don't understand how Goku and Gohan are at the level of SSJ3 despite only having SSJ unlocked.

>>38663561
His disappointment hasn't been as bad as some of the other teachers. It's kind of amusing too. "What was that? You couldn't even kill time like that."
I don't know if that was an unplanned pun or not, but damn made me chuckle.

>>38663582
The guy's only got every possible power-up under the sun. The only way this could literally get worse is if Super Buu magic'd his way into the situation and absorbed Cell.

Fuck, Cell knows how to skateboard, now we won't be able to beat him in the Cell X Games.

>>38663383
>>A. Ask why he's here, then
"If its for the pendulum room, there is a line. Or you can use the HBTC"

>>38663582
That and the ginyu force are the reasons. He's faster than his PL would indicate because of Burter and he has psychic bind and time stop thanks to Guldo covering a whole lot of his earlier weaknesses and giving him the perfect tools to run away from or absorb more powerful opponents. Also the androids sound like they were even stronger than in canon in this timeline which is ridonkulous as is.

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>>38663532
Are-are you serious? I like just said that...

>>38663626
They haven't had the reason to go SSj2. You need an unlocking trigger for it, unless you're dead. If you're dead, it seems like you can cheat your way to the next stages.

>>38663626
I would say nothing makes sense...but this is DBZ

>>38663634
Yeah, and he is reasonable.

Unlike Vegeta, who is like a chinese mother, berating you for Bs and shit.

>>38663582
Not only did he get the DNA o even more of the power-fullest people in the galixy; he also absorbed Vegeta in his Super Vegeta state.

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>>38663626

Ambient superhuman radiation?

>>38663640
if he goes into the HBTC. can we blow up the door, trapping him in there?

>>38663653
I know that. I also know that Cell is at Super Buu tiers of power now, and he thinks Goku will be able to give him a good fight, which means that SSJ Goku has to be on the level of canon SSJ3 Goku,which I'm still trying to wrap my head around.

>>38663683
he'd just pull a buu and scream his way out.

>>38663683
He'd just do what Superbuu did

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>>38663637
>Super Buu magic'd his way into the situation and absorbed Cell.
It's happened before.

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>>38663653

What's the multiplicative boost for SSJ2? I'm pretty sure SSJ is x50. Even if it's as low as x10, my god, I'm sure they'd be able to take anything in DBZ at that point. Forget about SSJ3

>>38663668
>Forgetting the part where we picked on him constantly, probably causing more anger than needed.

>>38663691
Or cell is just wrong.

>>38663683
Cell is at Super Buu tiers of power, he can just scream his way out.

>>38663700
superbuu panicked and lucked out. Cell might not do that.

>>38663626
They've just been forced to improve their base forms for much longer than in the original story, so they are more powerful before turning super saiyan. It seems like the same reason Beerus locks Goku's super saiyan transformation. They started relying on mastering that instead of breaking past their normal limits.

>>38663668
Yeah, Vegeta was a nightmare. Still, I suppose it works. He gives great praise if you get A, S and Z.

>>38663715
Im talking about Xenoverse, in case you weren't paying attention.

>>38663644
I felt like Cell's far expanded abilities are due to the wider DNA pool he has, but that he shouldn't necessarily be stronger power-level-wise just for having more sources. He was beyond Perfect Cell in his semi-perfect state, and now he's far beyond Fat Buu. That's a huge leap by how I estimate their relative powers.
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>>38663691
In canon there being a 'limit' to Super Saiyan power was a big thing, where Trunks tried to hulk through it, Goku mastering the form and Gohan eventually 'doing it right' and ascending to level 2. Maybe Kaguya's limit breaking works a bit on saiyans as well, so while they don't naturally grow stronger by pushing, they aren't limited in a form.
>>38663711
SSJ2 is 2x SSJ, that is to say, 100x.

>>38663711
IIRC, the Daizenshuu states that SSJ is x50, SSJ2 is an additional x2 on top of that (which I think is too low, personally) and SSJ3 is another x4 on top of that.

>>38663753
>That's a huge leap by how I estimate their relative powers.

DRALO's scaling of power levels is just Perfect Cell is stronger so my final boss isn't a pushover. Even if we exploit Super Human shit it'd still be the same.

>>38663760
Wait wait, so Goku in his 50x boost here is as strong as Goku with an 800x boost in canon? Is my math right?

>A. Ask why he's here, then
>D. Dear Kami, the Ginyu's had more influence on you than I thought.
>D. "Out of talkshow hosts to kill?"

>>38663760
I wish Toryama had gotten his way with making SSJ 2 and 3 just different versions of SSJ instead of stronger ones. SSJ is normal, SSJ 2 is a faster, leaner version, and SSJ 3 is both stronger and faster but takes a lot of energy and doesn't last long.

>>38663760
you do know that results in SSJ2 being x100 and SSJ3 being x400 right?

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"Dear Kami, the Ginyu's had more influence on you than I thought," you comment.

He smirks. "If compiled data is anything to go by, you influenced me in that regard as well. Though, I have to admit, I am rather pleased with all that I've inherited from the Ginyu Force. Recoome's strength, Burter's speed, Jeice's tenacity, Gguldo's psychic powers, and Ginyu's cunning. All wonderful gifts, wouldn't you agree?"

"So, why are you here?" you ask. "Bored? Run out of talk show hosts to kill?"

He chuckles. "Sadly, yes. Though they were rather fun victims, I do so enjoy killing in front of a captive audience. Truth be told, I'm here to check on your training. The Cell Games are fast approaching, and I'd hate for my fights to be dull."

He slowly steps towards you, the sound echoing every time he takes a single step.

"I've sensed great strives to grow more powerful from the Saiyans, and even some of the humans," he informs you. "Your power, however, seems strange. It feels weaker, but, in a deceptive sort of way, as if you're simply holding back your true strength. Some new form of training, perhaps? Or have you finally lost your mind and got the idea that you could defeat me with such a low power level?"

>A. He'll just have to see

>B. Tell him about the cuffs

>C. Tell him to leave

>D. Something else

>>38663792
let's not bury the lead, i'm here to get autismo about power levels

>>38663383
>cell is simply bored so he needs to shit on someone because he got sick of levelling continents.
also i vote for us sending cell to go harass cooler, this would give us time to not be shit, and it would be hilarious how pissed off cooler gets as time goes on.

>>38663835
>>A. He'll just have to see
"Gotta keep it interesting somehow right?"

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see

DO NOT tell him about the cuffs yet

>>38663835
>>A. He'll just have to see
It's a surprise.

>>38663835

>D. "There's only one reason you'd be asking, Cell. Are you worried?"

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see
If you want a true fight when the games start, how about you help me train?

>>38663835
>A

"Why do you ask? Wouldn't that ruin the surprise? Whatever it is, it shouldn't be trouble for a "perfect" being like you."

>>38663835
>He'll just have to see
>"I don't want to spoil the surprise for you."

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see
After all, why ruin the surprise now?

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see
We'll have to word this in a way that doesn't piss him off though, how about something like.
>D. Something else
"I wouldn't want to ruin a surprise for the games, gotta keep things interesting, right?"

>>38663835
>D. Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. Is that all you came to ask?

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see

I thought you like surprises cell?

>>38663835
>>A. He'll just have to see
Don't show our hand here, guys.

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see
>D. Something else
"You'll find out, like Vegeta, Freeza, and all the other villians I had to fight before"

>>38663835
>C. Tell him to leave

Any chance we could convince Cell to loan us our Vegeta back? I kind of miss our back-and-forth bickering and trolling.

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see
If I tell you the surprise now you'll just get bored sooner.

>>38663835
>B
"Wanna pour in some ki as well? You know you want to."

>>38663835
He's a clever girl apparently

So he'll be able to find out about our senzu cheese if we aren't careful during CellMania

Can we goad him into letting us try and hit him for a few minutes without him using time stop to dodge or attacking back?

>>38663835
>D
lets be a little shit kid to him. the one thing we can beat him at.
"Weaker? You can't sense all the power I've got right now? That's funny. I didn't know that."

>>38663938
We have to make a bet with him though, I doubt he'd give him back to us just like that.

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>senzu cheese

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>D. Something else
> *POSE*

>>38663972
Or phrase it in a way that he can relate.

"To be honest, without his constant bickering and hatred towards me and the trolling I've been able to do with him, things have been a bit, well, boring around here."

Something like that, maybe.

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see

"Don't worry I'm training seriously. I'll reveal my trick at the tournament so look forward to it. Though if you've come all the way here maybe you want to help with my training? Why not play a game of tag, I try to punch you, you try to avoid without running away. It might not be terribly entertaining but who knows, maybe our fight will be all the more exciting for it?"

>>38663835
>A. He'll just have to see

"You don't want to ruin the surprise, do you? You'll see what I have in store for you soon enough."
Deliver with a smirk.

>>38664023
We should goad him into awakening Vegeta's consciousness inside of him. If nothing else he'll have someone to talk to while he waits.

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"You'll just have to wait and see," you tell him. "It's a surprise, and I'd hate to ruin it now. After all, we need to keep things interesting for the games, right?"

Cell chuckles. "Yes, you do have a point there. I look forward to seeing what you have in store."

"I have to wonder why you're asking, Cell," you tell him. "Are you worried? Surely whatever it is won't be a problem for a perfect being like you."

"Of course not, but, I do have a fair amount of Saiyan Cells within me," Cell replies. "I'm predisposed to be curious when it comes to anything involving combat."

"Well, you'll find out," you tell him. "Like Vegeta, Frieza, and all the other villains I've fought."

Cell throws back his head, laughing. He looks at you with a grin, and when he speaks, it's in the voice of Vegeta.

"You always were incredibly arrogant, brat," he comments.

His voice changes to that of Frieza. "But, I am not Frieza, I will not make the same mistakes and carelessly allow you to shift the battle in your favor."

His voice switches to that of Cyborg Seventeen. "You see what you're doing, right? You're stubbornly insisting on fighting a battle you can't win."

His voice switches to Cyborg Eighteen's. "And no matter how hard you try, and what kinds of selfless sacrifices you make, you're going to fail."

His voice changes one last time, and when he speaks, he sounds exactly like you.

"You know, deep down, that's how your story will end. That fear is festering inside of you, the fear, and even deeper, the knowledge, that no matter how hard you try, this is a battle you can't win," he says, grinning. "And don't say I'm wrong, I know you."

>A. He's wrong

>B. You're going to destroy him

>C. Tell him to leave

>D. Something else

>>38664364
>>D. Something else
Hug him. Thank him for believing in us.

>>38664364
>D. I have nothing to fear, for even should I fail, I have faith in my friends and comrades

>>38664364
>A. He's wrong
"Gohan and I will beat you"
>D. Something else
"Hey Cell, is there any way you could probably give us Vegeta back, I mean you already reached your perfect form and whats one more person alive that can provide a bit of entertainment for you in the Cell Games? After all you did eat him before he could show you what he was capable of."

>>38664364
>D. "Wow, you DO have a lot of my cells."
Also does the idea of 18's voice coming out of him disturb anyone else?

>>38664364
>D. Something else

Laugh is his face, mind games, pah.

>>38664364
>D. Something else
"if you know me then you know i wont ever give up."

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Seconded.

Plus

>D. Pose

>>38664364
B

Smile and invite him inside for cordial refreshments.

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>>38664384
I kind of want to do this, if only to see what his reaction would be.

>>38664399
Can I second the D on here? Also mention how much more boring things are without a Vegeta to liven things up.

>>38664364
>D. "I'm wrong, I know you"

>>38664364
>>D. Something else
Stick your tongue out at him

>>38664364
"If I admitted defeat, I wouldn't be a good opponent. Or a good warrior."
>A. He's wrong
>B. You're going to destroy him.
"Maybe not alone, but with all of my friends with me, and everything I've learned from them, I truly believe we can defeat you, Cell."

Sometimes, I wish we didn't have such good chemistry with Cell when he's not trying to make us lose our shit. It makes it difficult to dislike him sometimes.

>>38664364
"Then you should know, fear is simply another limit to overcome."

Then give him a devil may care smirk. We conquered them demons Cell.

>>38664399
>>38664395
These

>>38664414
this. just laugh.

>>38664414
voting for this

>>38664399
>>38664414
Going with these two

>>38664364
>D. "You ever consider impression based comedy?"

>>38664364
>A. He's wrong
>B. You're going to destroy him
>C. Tell him to leave

>>38664364
>>D. Something else
Tell him the voice trick was cool, then ask if he wants to go into the pendulum room together.

Do not say anything self righteous; that will be taking the b8.

>>38664508
Tell him to say that all again, but in Guldo's voice

>>38664364
"Wait, so you really just came here to shit talk me? There wasn't anything else?"

>>38664528
And then toss a dog treat at him while trying (and failing) to hold back laughter.

>>38664508
This, let's keep up the banter and not get BAITED.
>>38664528
Maybe this for shits and giggles.

>>38664395
>>38664399
>>38664414
Vouching

>>38664399
Going with this.
Somehow sneak in that the perfect being must have a perfect diet, and with Vegeta in there he must be way over any beings salt intake.

>>38664595
This

>>38664528
This would be great.

>TFW D wins by a mile, but it's all different Ds

>>38664508
This, he could go back in time and enter the martial arts world tournament and kill a bunch of people for laffs

>>38664364
"cell if only you didn't have this retarded urge to blow up the planet, i'd think we'd actually be able to get along, but seriously, your gonna lose"

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>>38664625
The D always wins anon, regardless.

>>38664508
We should not tell him about the pendulum room if he doesn't already know about it.

>>38664364
"You know what Cell, I never realized being perfect also involved being a massive dick."

Wear like 12 now, right? We'd be old enough to use that language.

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>>38664625
>a mile of different Ds

>>38664786
>Wear like 12 now, right? We'd be old enough to use that language.
Seeing how my 7 year old nephew said "FUCK" the other day when he played Mario Kart and drove off a cliff...
Yes I was somewhat shocked

>>38664786
We've already sworn a couple of times.

>>D. Something else
Hug him. Thank him for believing in us.

>>38664414
seconding.

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>>38664399
>>38664395
>>38664414
>>38664433
>>38664435
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>>38664615
You stare at Cell, then burst into laughter, earning a scowl from the creature.

"You're wrong, I will beat you," you promise. "And even if I don't, Ii have faith that my friends will."

You laughs some more. "You think you scare me? If you know me, you know I never give up, and that fear is just another limit to overcome. And I overcame is long ago. I have nothing to fear anymore."

You smirk at him, and he seems to grow angrier.

"Then you're an even bigger fool than I thought," he tells you in his own voice.

"Hey Cell, is there any way you could give us Vegeta back?" you ask, changing the subject. "I mean, you already reached your perfect form. Besides, what's one more person alive that can provide a bit of entertainment for you in the Cell Games? You absorbed him before he could show you what he was capable of."

Cell chuckles. "Vegeta shall stay right where he is. He always wanted to be the strongest warrior in the universe. And now, in a manner of speaking, he is."

He turns from you. "I think I'll take my leave now."

"Wait, so you really just came here to mess with me?" you ask. "There wasn't anything else?"

He smirks, glancing over his shoulder. "Your attention span could use some work. I told you, I was curious about the way your energy felt. You simply refused to spoil the surprise. But, since I, being more than a one-trick individual, have many surprises, I suppose I could share one secret with you."

>A. Say that you're listening

>B. Say that you aren't interested

>C. Stay silent

>D. Something else

>>38664965
>A
"Go for it."

>>38664965
>A. Say that you're listening
Really? We didn't mention how boring things were without Vegeta around to antagonize us?

>>38664965
>A. Say that you're listening
If you're willing to give away secrets I'll listen.

>>38664965
>D. Something else

Y-You're not actually a girl, are you!?

>>38664965
>C. Stay silent
FUck he's gonna blow up the lookout.

>>38664965
>A. Say that you're listening

>>38664995
"I can read your mind~"

>>38664965
>A. Say that you're listening

>>38664965
>>A. Say that you're listening
"Assuming your honest sure why not cell."

>>38664965
>>A. Say that you're listening

>>38664965
Is it that you can stop time or switch bodies if you are losing? Those aren't great secrets, I have fought the Ginyus. Or were you able to figure out why my energy seemed different?

>>38665018
>FUck he's gonna blow up the lookout.
With no Pendulum Room or HyBoTiCha we'll have to spirit cuff Gohan or a super human and then start sparring hard against another person

>>38665087
The Kaz/Super Human sparring I mentioned in the beginning would be faster than the P Room anyways. Losing the HBTC would suck though.

>>38664965
>A. Say that you're listening

>>38664965
>C. Stay silent
INB4 it turns out he fucking knows about Videl training with us and kidnapped her when she left the Lookout some time ago.

>>38665127
Explain

>>38665140
Don't give the QM any bad ideas now

>>38664786
No wait, we should save this for the Cell games for right before we fight him, or after he's gloating over some small triumph.

>>38665140
>he uses Videl's voice to taunt you

>>38665151
We would a constantly have a partner that would provide a challenge for us and wouldn't have to worry about them trying to kill us. Also we don't have to go in and out of a room over and over again.

>>38665151
Different anon but I was there when we discussed it. Basically we'll get more out of fighting the strongest guys we can right now than doing the pendulum pit stops. With one of our friends we can do that without them one shotting us and making us repeat the fight. We can probably get to Kaz's level absurdly quickly even with the spirit cuffs on so long as he's willing to help. It also has the side benefit of us getting to hang out with one of our friends who we don't really spend enough time with.

>>38665187
He doesn't need to lower his PL either. He can just keep it at max and dodge/defend until we're able to to close the gap enough for him to actually put up a fight. Having him lower his PL will probably slow the process down if anything.

>>38665207
That's brilliant why is DRALO ignoring that idea?

>>38665251
It came up at the end of last thread, like right before the last post.

>>38665251
He's not, he's just keeping things a bit more interesting than endless training scenes. He enjoys writing Cell so he had Cell show up for some banter.

>>38665251

We kinda did.

DRALO had Popo suggest exactly that.

>>38665251
Well he hasn't really Cell came before we could start.

>>38665237
Gotta keep it close enough so we arent mindlessly flailing said DRALO.

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>>38665174

Oh and while we're talking about our childhood full human friends, can we have a post thread scene of talking with Haya over the whole near death thing while we were in the time chamber? Leaving that alone for a whole year seems like a really shit thing to do to our friend.

>>38665251

DRALO wasn't really ignoring it TBH, we were kind of the ones who became obsessed with doing PR training.

Like, it's more or less proven- the training with Videl and Popo both gave far larger increases than both fights with Raditz did, in terms of percentage gains.

Like, it's actually s bit easier to train against someone when they aren't literally trying to kill you, who knew?

>>38665341
We did do that though.

>>38665341
Kaz took care of that. They talked about it.

>>38665363
Okay so after this we're going hard with our friends. Fuck the pendulum room

>>38665297
it's the intent not the outcome. he doesn't need to lower his powerlevel for us to attempt to hit him. DRALO just meant that we would need to properly try to attack him.

>>38665383
Tien did before Cell even appeared.

>>38665398
Yeah Kaz and Tien.

>>38665365
From the ask page:
>Did we ever talk with Haya about her near death experience?
>You did not.

>>38665383
Even if one of our other friends spoke to her about it, we still should have spoken with her. Since we're supposed to be friends and all that.

>>38665174
"I suppose I could share one secret with you."
"What's that?" you ask.
His voice changes to that of Videl's.
"I know someone who li~kes you."

>>38665424
He would only have Videls voice if he absorbed her or had her cells.

>>38665413
I meant we didn't talk to her about it, despite it being a bit of a dick move.

>>38665424
Dont give him ideas shhh.

>>38665443
Thats whats implied yes.

>>38665443
Exactly!

>>38665391

The PR isn't terrible if we face opponents who are significantly stronger than us, but also won't just kill us quickly. So Frieza or Cell, who might be inclined to fuck around with us for a bit, wouldn't be terrible choices. It also means we aren't taking up our friends time- and that's a serious concern because every hour one of them spends on us is literally a lost hour from their POV.

But yes, just from the perspective of what's most convenient for Kaguya, training with one of our friends would be better.

>>38665443
Yeah?.

>>38665424
That would be absolutely evil.
And maybe give Gohan the boost he needs to go SSJ2?

>>38665474
The thing with the other Super Humans though is that time lost can quickly be made up so long as the other super humans make progress in that time. Kaz taking an hour or two to help us train won't be a detriment to his over all training.

>>38665474
Why not just PR ourself right before we put the cuffs on? We don't waste our friends' time and we get the benefit of facing a super human.

>>38665474

Actually, shit, just had a brainwave!

Our logical training power should be CHIAOTZU.

Think about it- his PL is in the tens or hundreds of millions, so he'd give us good training for days, but he isn't planning to fight Cell one-on-one so we wouldn't be wasting vital training hours to the same extent as we would the others if we trained with him.

>>38665424
wouldnt we have noticed her energy vanish before.

>>38665535
Not if we weren't paying attention.

>>38665505
Gohan only sort-of knows Videl at this point in the story, though. It'd piss him off, but not to the extent of one of the Z-fighters biting it.

>>38665516
If we're using the PR when our friends could be using it we're wasting their time by proxy anyway. It's better to just train with however is in line at the time until the room frees up and train with the next person in line, etc.

>>38665516
oh my god YES

>>38665505
In what way? He doesn't really know Videl, we do. He met her at the WMAT and has had very little interaction with her outside of that beyond her showing us the videos.

>>38665542
Then it's the boost Kaguya needs to hit ascended super human!

>>38665516
Cause you are taking too much time in the P Room. Just spar with people that are in line.

>>38665516

That would work, yeah. It would seeing the look on the other Kaguya's face when he realizes he's a simulation though.

>>38665541
>Your attention span could use some work
Oh dear Go-Kam-Kai?

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>>38665042
"Go for it, I'm listening," you tell him.

"Well, you may not realize the full extent of what it means for me to possess the cells of so many of the greatest fighters in the universe," Cell tells you. "One interesting effect that Doctor Gero likely did not foresee, was that I've come to inherit some of the memories of those whose cells make up my being."

He turns to face you. "Of course, they're not usually very strong. Occasionally I'll receive a warning about a certain technique, or some insight into the personalities of my foes. But, when I directly absorb someone, I can access any memory they had locked within their tiny little mind."

He glances around at your friends, smirking to himself. "Vegeta knew this place fairly well. After all, this is where he trained before our confrontation. And, upon absorbing him, I came to acquire memories of two very interesting pieces of the Lookout."

He turns his attention back to you. "Vegeta utilized a room that allowed for a year's worth of training in a single day. Now, I did say that you'd only have a few days, not a year and a few days, so, sorry, but the chamber's got to go. I hope there's nobody in there."

He raises his right hand, pointing his index finger over your shoulder. A thin beam of energy shoots from the tip of his finger, swerving to enter the building of the Lookout. Seconds later, you hear an explosion.

"That's one matter dealt with," Cell tells you.

>A. Ask if he'll be destroying the Pendulum Room too

>B. Ask why he did that

>C. Ask if he's afraid

>D. Something else

Why is there a line anyway why aren't we constantly doign a free for all senzu refuelling punch orgy and tagging out to PR

>>38665587
>C. Ask if he's afraid
"So you DO think we can beat you if had enough time."

>>38665587
>B. Ask why he did that
>C. Ask if he's afraid

>>38665587
>>C. Ask if he's afraid


"What's the matter Cell? Scared perfection isn't good enough?"

>>38665587
someone pick up that phone cause I fucking CALLED IT
>B. Ask why he did that

>>38665587
>B. Ask why he did that
>C. Ask if he's afraid

>>38665587
>C. Ask if he's afraid
I mean after all if you truly are perfect 10 days or ten years why would it matter?

>>38665587

>C. Ask if he's afraid

>>38665587
>B. Ask why he did that
>C. Ask if he's afraid
"Cell...the fuck?!"

>>38665587
>A. Ask if he'll be destroying the Pendulum Room too
>C. Ask if he's afraid
>D. "Cell, you're a dick"

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>>38665587
>Cell just destroyed the HBTC.

GOD DAMMIT.

>>38665587
>D. "Very true. You also said we'd have 10 days to get stronger to challenge you. Usually, that means not getting stronger yourself. Like, I don't know, absorbing 18."

>>38665587
>D
"I thought you said you were leaving! You're not supposed to lie!"

>>38665587
> "That's one matter dealt with," Cell tells you.

And the other is HE ABSORBED VIDEL!

Can that be fixed with the Dragon Balls?

>>38665528
You see this?

This is a good idea. Especially since we get incredible gains when fighitng against TK.

>>38665587
Ha, joke's on you the only thing that room did for Kaguya is waste a year of his life!

I'd be more upset if the HTC would have actual benefits to using it.

>>38665587
>Cell absorbed Vegeta,
Vegeta gave both Kaguya and Videl a scowl when he arrived at the Lookout.
He fuckings knows!!

>>38665665
Haha I think he means the Pendulum Room mang

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>>38665587
>D. Something else
"OK, time for you to leave, NOW!"

>>38665587
>>C. Ask if he's afraid

>>38665655
Which will be repaired tomorrow. Remember what happened after Garlic Jr. trashed the place.
>>38665587
B and C, then A, and if that is the case ask if we can make sure no one is in it.

>>38665587
>B. Ask why he did that
Seconding >>38665624 and >>38665639

>>38665688
He wouldn't destroy the Pendulum Room because that doesn't give us extra time. However long we spend fighting in it passes in the real world.

>>38665587
>D. Something else

Time skip to the Cell games so we can get this fucking arc over with already.

>>38665587
>D. Something else

If Billy, Kaz, or Haya was in there, they'll have to be strong enough to tear through dimensions, you may have just screwed yourself.

IC We don't know the difficulty, or apparent ease, or breaking out of the HBTC

>>38665735
You don't seem to understand. This is THE Arc of this quest. Buu won't be much. I plan on ending that thing before it begins. Fuck Supreme Kai.

>>38665587
>D. "If I may be allowed a brief moment to break character, CELL, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"

>>38665742
>They step out a week later having lived on senzu for a long, long time

Honestly I'm in favor of blasting the pendulum room.

Because fucking really we've abused that thing to hell and back. It's gone from an interesting training method to being a crutch and a grind.

>>38665771
inb4 Dralo has Supreme Kai come up with a better thought out and more reasonable plan than in canon that actually has a good chance of succeeding.

...and then we ruin it all by saying "Fuck you Supreme Kai" out of principle.

>>38665587
>B. Ask why he did that
"If you read Vegeta's memory then you would know how hellish training in there is. I wasn't planning to use it anytime soon."

>>38665771
Unless people get cocky and get absorbed. Like a certain Saiyan prince.

>>38665787
>Incidentally, they have become the worlds greatest chef as long as they cook with the worlds most refreshing bean.

>>38665839
>>38665861

I don't care, the moment I see Babadi I am IT Destructo Fisting his head off, freeing Dabura and the others.

>>38665839
I'm sure if Supreme Kai comes up with something well thought out and not a complete asspull, we MIGHT listen. Maybe. Okay, we're doomed

>>38665819
It is seriously all we use. it's the problem with having actual logic in the dragon ball universe. there's no narrative excuse for why we don't abuse all the crazy shit that gets brought up & then dropped forever.

>>38665771
We planned on ending Cell before he got Semi Perfect too. We'll see anon.

That said yeah sorry for the knee jerk. I don't mind bantering with Cell but "the big bad comes to taunt you and kill/blowup things you care about while you can only watch" cliche is a fucking infuriating literary device. I don't even particularly care about the HBTC, I'm just sick of dealing with Red Ribbon brand plot armor at this point.

>>38665878
>implying any of them want to be free and didn't choice to serve of their own will for more power

>>38665871
>surpass Mom's cooking level
YES YOU CAN DO IT YOU FEEL GREAT

>>38665878
You mean sword, Destructo Sword. Fist would kind of just put a fist sized hole in his head and brains on our hand.

>>38665627
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>>38665709
"Why did you do that?" you ask. "Does this mean you are afraid?"

"As I said, I gave you days, not a year," Cell replies calmly.

"If you're really so perfect, why would it make a difference if we had ten days or ten years?" you demand.

He smirks. "Ah, Kaguya, you forget, I have Super Human cells within me. I understand how you are able to gain power. Even an insect with that kind of gift could prove unbeatable, given enough time. Which brings me to another matter. It wouldn't be fair if you were to have a lot of practice against me before we had our match. So, sorry, but the Pendulum Room is going, too."

>A. Remove the cuffs and try to stop him

>B. Try to stop him

>C. Something else

>>38665923
Kaguyaverse Cell was always going to be DRALO's baby. We all knew that going in. I think the whole Buu arc might go like Cooler did.

>>38665940
>She then unlocks her superhuman cooking potential and becomes the greatest chef in existence.

>>38665977
>B. Try to stop him

>>38665977
>>A. Remove the cuffs and try to stop him

>>38665977
>C. Any chance you could let it stay? It seems like it would be a good way for you to ever alleviate your boredom if you need to.

>>38665983
I think I would prefer it if Kaguya befriends Buu.

That could be kinda cool.

>>38665977
>>B. Try to stop him

>>38665977
>>B. Try to stop him
"If you blow up the Pendulum Room you are just proving my point. The time ratio is still 1:1, who cares if I fight Frieza or the Androids again?"

>>38665977
>B. Try to stop him
A lot of practice is within the 10 day limit. Don't be a dick

The new voting system doesn't really work when it's just dialogue. Thanks draydray

>>38665977
>>C. Something else
Ah such a coward Cell you're saying that the you of today is sjut the same or even weaker than the you of yesterday. You don't want a fight. You're just a bully who's afraid he can't back it up.

>>38665977
>B. Try to stop him
>C. Something else
"Okay, now I know you're scared, or just throwing a tantrum. Time flows the exact same way in the Pendulum room. That one doesn't give me any unfair advantage that breaks your rules."

>>38665977
>C. Blow it up ourselves and tell him to fuck off so we can get on with something more interesting than watching masturbation.

>>38665977
>C. Something else
"So you are afraid, afraid of the fact that I have a chance at beating you. Did your cells scream in fear from finding this information out?"
>B. Try to stop him

>>38665977
I'll second this
>>38666068
It'll be fun to cockblock Cell.

"Too late, beat you to it."

>>38665977
>B. Try to stop him
>C. Using your words
So basically >>38666021 and >>38666031

>>38666071
>>38666062
>>38666052
Something like this. Insult him.

>>38665977
>>C. Something else
Voting this>>38666021

>A. Remove the cuffs and try to stop him

Yeah, no, this shit is a good way to guarentee that we lose. Time to bitchslap a cicada-man-thing

>>38665977
Vegeta never used the Pendulum Room, and was never there outside of going in the chamber, how did he learn about it?
>>38666031
>>38666062
>>38666071
These, except change I to we.

>>38665983
If anything I want the Buu saga to be the same somewhat, but more focus with Kaguya's and Vegeta's character devlopment between the two of them, to the point Vegeta gives Kaguya the respect speech he gave Goku in canon.

>>38665977
>Remove the cuffs and try to stop him
do not do this, this is a trap

>>38665977
>>B. Try to stop him

>>38666162
Dralo just got tired of writing PR scenes.

The chamber isn't really our main source of training at the moment.

>>38666166
Majin Vegeta sacrifices himself to try and kill us instead of Buu from pure salt, calling it.

>>38666187
True but its fun to call out Cell on his cowardice.

>>38665977
>B. Try to stop him
>C. Something else

Seconding the insult him by calling him scared, time flows the same argument.

>>38666189
Implying Vegeta won't show his dere side to Kaguya when he knocks him out to one up us by beating Buu and saving us and the world before we do.

>>38666216
Implying Buu is even going to get out.