>>38765255

Well, to be fair, he's doing a good job of keeping it under wraps, tells notwithstanding. And when he finally speaks to break the silence, his voice is clear and level - impressing you just a bit more, but not improving your mood any.

"I see. Very well, then, Matsuda." Your Incubator nods. "Please give me your report on what happened during the Prophet Mission. Beginning from your teleportation into the Akashic Realm to your arrival back in Headquarters."

Alright. Time to let the fucking cat out of the bag, so to speak.

It feels like ages since you've done this before. Funnily enough, you're actually starting to get nostalgic about it.

How do you tell Kyuubey what happened during the Prophet Mission?

[]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.
[]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.
[]Ask him what he thinks happened instead.

>>38765270
>[X]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.
Max dildo.

>>38765270
[X] Tell him everything, from start to finish, only leaving out the Sayaka bit.

>>38765270
>[X]Ask him what he thinks happened instead.
then after he talks we
>[X]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.
also best time of the day is finally here!

>>38765270
>[]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

>>38765270

>[X] Ask him what he thinks happened instead.

This would be a good opportunity to get a slight read on where he's really going with this. And it's salty enough for the current disposition Chiaki is putting on.

>>38765270
[]Ask him what he thinks happened instead.

>>38765270

[x]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

>>38765270
[X]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

Details on the transcendent one are strictly given on a need-to-know basis and QB sure as hell doesn't need to know anything.

>>38765299
Shit, forgot that.
>>38765297
Leave out Sallaka.

>>38765299
this

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>>38765270
[X]Ask him what he thinks happened instead.
[X]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

>>38765303
>>38765297
>>38765315
Yessss, good megukim. We are your greatest ally.

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>>38765270
>[]Ask him what he thinks happened instead.
>[]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

I trust based QB.

>>38765270
[X]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

>>38765270
>[x]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

Also, Hooray! I'm off today so I can enjoy this!

[]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

There are only two possibilities. Either, the Incubators aren't equipped to deal with The Transcendant One, and leaking this back through the old cat network is valueless.

Or they ARE prepared to deal with her, which is arguably worse, since if they're going to strike at her, they are pretty much going to have to go through us.

Long story short, I don't see any advantages in involving the cats in this.

>>38765270
this guy has the right idea.
>>38765299

>>38765270
[X]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with Transcendant One.

The Sayaka part too.

>>38765270
>[]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

This kyuubey I trust.

>>38765270
>[]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

but this >>38765299 as well

>>38765270
[X]Tell him what he thinks happened instead.
We can take a fair guess at what he thinks is going on, right?

[]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

>>38765255
[]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

>>38765270
>>38765299
Will support

>>38765270
>[X]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.
Maximum overdildo. Plus we want to keep our cushy officio job for more than one day.

Everyone advocating telling Kyubey everything, let me ask you one question.

Do you seriously think _he's_ telling _us_ everything?

Tell the cat what he needs to know, not the stuff he can't do anything about.

>>38765270
>[X]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

>>38765270
[]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.
I am torn but this seems best

>>38765270
>[x]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

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>>38765270
>[]Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

I see the Tardvoters are already here being Dumbasses and wanting to tell the damn Incubator everything

>>38765406
Except we don't know what parts have been already talked about by Wendy and Mami, and what was already picked up via our Culexus-powered communication system.

Are you willing to risk that something we don't mention is already known by QB and this is him testing us to see if we're still Chiaki Matsuda or someone just wearing her skin?

>>38765270
>[X]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

Channel dildos!

>>38765270

> [X] Tell him everything that happened, while keeping some details for yourself. Especially the bit with the Transcendent One.

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>>38765255
THERE IS NO WAIFU BUT WENDY.
WENDY IS THE TRUE WAIFU.
TO WORSHIP A COW IS HARAM!
THOSE WHO WAIFU THE GREEN-HAIRED FALSE CALF ARE HERETICS, BLINDED BY HER DISGUSTING COW TITS!

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>>38765270
We're totally going to be fine, guys.

>>38765270
[X] Tell him everything while keeping some things to yourself

Don't tell him about TTO, don't tell him about sayaka. At least not until he calls them - our sense of time might be skewed and he may have already debriefed Sayaka and Ashford.

If he pushes the second bit, blame it on Akashic Realm and Kyouko getting knocked out of combat.

>>38765450

Go to bed Halley, you're a dumbass.

>>38765442
Of course. We've been keeping the Transcendent One stuff on the download pretty much since the beginning.

>>38765458

Yeah, it's better not mention that we chat with TTO and Pinky every so often. It will get in our way of waifuing them.

If you ever wonder who the hell was retarded enough to hand over the Soulgem.

These are the people:

>>38765399
>>38765387
>>38765369
>>38765355
>>38765297

Every single one of you is a fucking retard. The worst part is that you will argue even argue. Like someone has to prove to you while the obviously worst option is the worst option.

>>38765453
>he may have already debriefed Sayaka and Ashford
Doesn't Tiny Pete have a mission recorder? I think he does, but I'm unsure.
If he does, wouldn't QB have pulled it and gone through it himself?

>>38765458
Yeah, but Wendy and Mami talked with TTO who was controlling the body, and asked her to give control back to Chiaki.
You think QB won't have learned about that?

>>38765442
>Bastard Cat has secrets
>We cought him multiple times in the post on telling us everything
>HE TESTS US AND YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SECRETS
>QB IS A BRO GUIZ

Commit Sudoku because I am afraid that at some point you might have children and humanity would be worse of with your special brand of stupidity still existing.

>>38765512
If you're proven wrong, will you do everyone a favor and kill yourself?
Or will you make excuses on why you should have been right?

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>mfw Newfags are trusting the Incubator

>>38765270
>[x]Ask him what he thinks happened instead.

>>38765527
What is there to be proven wrong?

What he pointed out is true. We did catch the Kyubey multiple times on not revealing his card.

>>38765527
You were the one voting for the obvious retarded option.
Him killing himself will only do you a
favour.
You killing yourself will indeed do EVERYONE a favour.

Its baffling that I have to point out even such basic stuff to you.

>>38765531
There are newfags? Still? We're 260 (or more) threads in, how can there be newfags?

>>38765556
That keeping secret something that QB can or already has learned from other sources in any way helps us.

>>38765577
If you think that QB won't find out about TTO riding around in Chiaki's body before giving back control, then I think you're the retarded one.

I'm sure everyone wants a shot at the bastard mutant cat at every opportunity get mad at him, but he's currently -our- mutant bastard cat and the moment we prove we're a liability and threat to his officio(and possibly the universe) that's not worth keeping, is the moment we will be forced to shoot everyone we know and run away until we eventually fuck every possible thing over. Twice(literally even).

Though admittedly that would be a fun ride to see !

>>38765589
Because I refuse to believe that someone who read MGNQ for 260 Threads would be as dumb as to suddenly trust Coobie unconditionally.

>>38765589
>People who enjoy reading massive quests in the archives I fall into this category, though I joined around a hundred threads ago
and
>People who just join up without reading the previous threads at all

>>38765616

Havn't we once briefed him on pinky and all the assorted shit.

>"Oh, these wings? No reason for them to be there, nothing to worry about."
Yeah, the 'say nothing, act casual' route has a massive change for success and building trust. No issues there at all.

>>38765616
>coobie has been a bro through the entire quest apart from the forced siberia treatment

>lying to him on something that is easily found out

It is you who appears new. Trusting Ahriman was dumb. Coobie? Less trust and more respecting he is competent.

>>38765605
You truly are a fucking retard. You simply dont know. There are only 4 people who kinda now what might have happened.

Sayaka missed most of it and asked us to keep silent about her own zoning out.
Wendy, seeing as she herself is involved in shady shit would blubber it out
And Mami has no stake in giving Coobie all the details. If she owns a golden Weapon and is scheming something that would be counter-productive and if she is not scheming something and is on our side then telling Coobs EVERYTHING would possibly endanger our position as Warmaster or even our trust and Mumi isnt simply that dumb.

No matter how twist and turn you are a fucking moron. A fucking idiot. Do you get it now? You are an absolute fucking retard who cant even see more than 2 steps ahead. Just remove yourself from this world already.

>>38765692
>>coobie has been a bro through the entire quest apart from the forced siberia treatment

Are you fucking retarded? Can you even read you dense motherfucker?

We caught him lying to us in the past. He has not been a bro, you dumb shit. Get that through your thick skull.

>>38765720
What did he lie about?

>>38765649
Dude, we just came out of The Goddamn Warp with wings.

He knew the place was dangeous, and he sent us in there anyway.

He's suspicious, of course. And that's justified. That's why the fuck we're even in the silent room in this ridiculous nightgown in the first place.

>>38765649
Even if your shitpost like a champ it wont make your vote less dumb.

>Last Warmaster has metal legs and arms
>We show up with wings and ARMAGAHD SUPER TRUST ISSUES GUYS WE MUST PROVE HIM

>Magical Girl Noir Quest going. Enter. People arguing and insulting each other about trusting or not Coobies

This amuses me. Please, go on

>>38765737
wait...
>barely-concealed chest
Are we still wearing the cocktail dress? Shouldn't our outfit be dispelled by the Silent Room?

>>38765755
Exactly what I was thinking the last thread

>>38765755
>outfit dispelled by the Silent Room
...so are we naked?

>>38765736
Didnt tell us about Siberia.
Didnt tell us what the facility contains.
Didnt tell us what the procedure contains.
Didnt tell us about all the stuff that Malal little flying skull revealed to us.

Face it, he didn't trust us before and has secrets.
Just as Chiaki does.

Revealing everything to him makes you a gullible moron.

>>38765750
>Namefag shitposting

And in a single post you managed to be more of a twit than them.
I dont think there is a single person in the MGNQ-threads who even likes you.

>>38765784
>when did he lie to us

>"list of omitted information"

Nice backpedaling. Better question; how DID we find out that information? Protip: starts with Q and ends with B.

>38765759
IIRC - i may not - a hospital style surgical gown is usually provided.

>>38765808
The mission of Malal was top-secret: he has no obligation to reveal that.
What the facility contains is also top-secret. Imagine what would have happened if Kyuubey revealed that and we start talking about it. And by the way, we discovered the existence of WalmartNight in Siberia.

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We are going to tell Koobs about that? You are all dildos.

>>38765784
>Didnt tell us about Siberia.
Besides being a high security R&D facility, we weren't the Warmaster at the time. And he told us about it as soon as it became relevant. What, should he list for us every single high security facility that the Officio owns, without us asking for such information?
>Didnt tell us what the facility contains.
Again, we weren't Warmaster yet, and he was more concerned with having us undergo the procedure than telling us everything about the place, which we didn't ask about.
>Didnt tell us what the procedure contains.
We didn't ask, and the people better able to explain would have been Kharn and Souji, who didn't bother to explain it either. And why should they? They're not bound by medical ethics, and why should they bother telling it to someone who'll forget it after the operation anyway?
>Didnt tell us about all the stuff that Malal little flying skull revealed to us.
All of that was classified and sealed by Malal, and we didn't ask QB about the things that the skull talked about, so how could he lie about them? There's a mountain of things that Chiaki has forgotten; should QB tell us about every single thing we missed instead of focusing on the tasks at hand?

>>38765808
Because we pressed him after we literally stumbled OVER the information.

Also
>Moving the goalpost
>lying by omission is not lying

And then you have to gal to claim that I am backpaddling while you are either a) a true retard or b) pretending to be a complete retard
Either way, you are a retard like I said and like others have pointed out.

>>38765784
To be fair, withholding is not lying.

>>38765919
>he told us about it as soon as it became relevant
And we'll tell him what he needs to know when it becomes relevant.

>>38765958
Juejuejue

>>38765953
>lying by omission is lying
No it fucking isn't and anyone who thinks it is naive as fuck.

>>38765955
Then there should be no objection to us withholding information from the Incubator.

Excellent, I'm glad we're all agreed.

>>38765955
>lying by omission
>not a lie

Is there a hole somewhere where they breed things like you?

>>38765983
>Then there should be no objection to us withholding information from the Incubator.
Following the chain posts, I can tell you that no one was objecting in the first place.

>>38765977
Yeah, see how well that holds up in court. "The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" is a phrase for a reason.
Lying, be it outright, or by omission can be construed as perjury. So, yes, there is a legal precedent for lying by omission.

>>38765989
Lying: "saying the contrary of what you think with the intention of deceiving someone".
Lying by omission is indeed lying too

>>38765955
We're also not going to lie to him, just withhold some things.

>>38765983
>>38765958

I'm sure the perfect time will come soon. After we stare at the rubble and pile of corpses that was once the Ninth Officio. This pleases me, yeeeessss.

You guys do get that the vote was called, right?

>>38766041
Yes, why? We are having a discussion here about lying

>>38766057
Do you honestly think you are changing any minds?

>>38766065

Since when has changing minds been the reason for having a discussion?

>QB knows that the Golden weapons corrupt people
>QB knows that we went to reterieve a Golden Weapin that specifically turned someone into a religious fanatic
>We appear transformed into the guise of than angel of destruction from the primary Meguca religion
And you expect Chiaka to make up a lie on-the-spot that QB will actually beleive? "No, this transformation is totally unrelated and fine, all is well"? Trying to bullshit QB will only result in having the 9th Officio turned against us (plus the other Officios. Plus any rogues that take the Golden Truth seriously).
There's a retard here anon, but I think you are mistaken as to who.

>>38765989
So is QB lying because he hasn't told us about all of the projects that R&D is working on? Or the locations and stock of all of the warehouses that QB HI owns and operates?
How would him telling us about the Siberia facility and the Procedure have made sense when we were just another Vindicate with no top-secret clearance and with no Golden Weapon?
Or when he was in the middle of researching the Golden Weapons?
He told us about Siberia and the Procedure when it was ready to be used and he had things prepared to send us. Telling us before then would have made no sense, especially as we hadn't asked about any of it, if there was a secret lab or if there was an operation that could contain the Golden Weapkns' Corruption.

This is a different situation, since he's asking for everything that happened. We are being asked for everything.

>>38766001
And that reasoning here means jack shit, because what Kyuubei did isn't "lying by omission" in the first place. He didn't hide anything with the intent to deceive Chiaki, merely did his job of communicating only what is necessary for performing the job.

>>38766073
Finally. Someone admits that people just like to hear themselves talk

>>38766073
You are fucking with me aren't you?

>>38766075
To add to this: QB has the testimony from everyone else, and the datalogger from Tiny Pete. He knows what went down. What he wants to know about is "What happened to Matsuda before she teleported in" and "Why did she suddenly grow wings and act like a different person for a period".

He's got the information, he wants the reasoning.

>>38766089

Or they like to share ideas without assuming that theirs are so superior that any who listen to them should immediately agree with them.

Enjoying one's own voice is certainly a component, but the idea that it's the sole component is ludicrous.

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>>38766122

>>38766097

Nope. A discussion is for the airing and sharing of ideas. No requirement that you're trying to convince the other person(s) that you're right.

>>38766084
>merely did his job of communicating only what is necessary for performing the job

Just to play devils advocate, isn't that exactly the same as what he did in the show by not telling the girls they were going to be turned into liches? And then witches? Something we can all agree was a pretty dick move?

>>38766115
Holy crap! Never thought about this!

>>38766135
Slut.

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>>38766139
>These things are in noway connected.

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>>38766084
Hey now, you said, verbatim, that lying by omission wasn't lying. All I did was state that there was a legal precedent that suggested the opposite. Nowhere did I mention Kyuubei, his intentions or if he specifically was lying by omission.

Just that it is, in fact, legally recognized as an existing thing that people can and will do.

>>38766164
Damn right!

figma where?

>>38766122
The same argument has been stated multiple times.

Some people trust QB, some don't. We don't need to go around in circles about it.

>>38766192
I'm mostly hoping we get to go rebel.

>>38766169

Never said they weren't connected, just that they weren't /necessarily/ connected.

Whether or not they /are/ connected >99% of the time is irrelevant to whether or not they /have to be/ connected.

>>38766192

Didn't mean to say that we should be going in circles like we are (I wouldn't mind if we stopped eating up the pre-bump-limit postcount). I was just pointing out that having a discussion on something doesn't mean you're trying to convince someone one way or the other about it.

>>38766151
Honestly, I'd argue that it wasn't exactly a dick move on his part. From his perspective, the girls were at fault for not clarifying the terms of the contract and just taking it for granted.
If they were a bit older, it'd be morally sound to say that they could only blame themselves.

>>38766177
Then I think you should have clarified that, because you interjected that into a conversation involving whether QB not giving an info dump of things that weren't relevant at the time or hadn't been completed until he told us about them, was lying (by omission) or him not going on nonsequiters when he was giving us missions.

Yes, you're technically correct that lying by omission is lying, since the intent is to obfuscate and misdirect, but your post should have been qualified.

>>38766250
>I was just pointing out that having a discussion on something doesn't mean you're trying to convince someone one way or the other about it.
That irony.

>>38765270
>[]Tell him everything, from start to finish, leaving nothing out.

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>2012+3
>Trusting Incubators

REMOVE INCUBATOR remove incubator
you are worst cat. you are the cat idiot you are the cat smell. return to moon. to our magic sitors you may come our offcee. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,neinth we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole cat stink neinth sqhipere shqipare..cat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead cat..ahahahahah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZtNx6GqqEg

>>38766314
I imagine this is what's playing inside Chiaki's head right now.

also, made my day

>>38766314
>that video

Oh my god. Oh my god, this exists. What the, I, don't even-

How did the chaikipus thing start anyway?

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>>38766254
True enough. Not getting a written copy of the terms and conditions surrounding a magical wish? Scrubs. Though I guess being like 13 does kinda excuse them even though they probably should have been at least a bit cautious just from how common shit like that in popular fiction

>>38766294

Probably coming across as rather hypocritical on this, I admit.

But near as I can tell this is a discussion on the essential definiton of the word 'discussion', which actually is an absolute with the ability to be right/wrong about it.

I personally see what I'm doing as less 'attempting to convince' and more as 'providing information to people'. I'm not trying to /convince/ them they're wrong, I'm trying to let them know that they, by the absolute definition of the thing we're discussing, /are/ wrong.

2+2 doesn't equal 5, and the definition of 'discussion' doesn't include 'trying to convince someone that your views are correct'.

>>38766389
Isn't Homu in her 20s after all the time loops?

>>38766416
Yeah, but she wished in the first loop. Also, that was a really abnormal seven years or so that didn't really let her mature as such.

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>>38766388
>How did the chaikipus thing start anyway?

You dont want to know.
Trust me, Im an Incubator.

>>38766416
Something like that in this canon at least but they were all young when they originally made their wishes in the show. Kyoko and Mami especially.

>>38766388
Secret Skype Cabal

>>38766389
Personally, I think 13-14 is the age at which children should already realize that miracles don't come cheap and it's good to clarify things before agreeing to anything. Only Mami can be fully excused, as she didn't have any time to spare before agreeing to the contract, being on the verge of death and all.

>>38766388
f-list

>>38766450
Not that anon, but I would also like to have my sanity blasted to know.

>>38766478
Probably. I know I would have done quite a bit of questioning and such before agreeing when I was that age but I was also pretty well versed in fantasy tropes due to my media consumption habits.

Everything is so quiet suddenly...

NYAN NYAN

>>38766660
You rang?

>>38766629
Enjoy it while you can for it is but the quite before the next shit storm.

>>38766629
Decu left to go chase a cardio bunny.

>>38766660

NYAN NYAN

>>38766697
ONE JOB

>>38766697
NIHAO NYAN

>>38766732
BECAUSE KYOUKO

>>38766769
GORGEOUS

>>38766782
DECIDEOUS

>>38766796
CONIFEROUS

>>38766796

DECARUTURE

>>38766782
DELICIOUS

>>38766805

FUNGUS

>>38766816

MUNGUS

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>>38766824
>>38766816
>>38766812
>>38766807
>>38766805
>>38766796
>>38766782
Uh... guys...

>>38766824
URUNGUS

>>38766796
DECULTURE

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>>38766842
What's the worst that could happen?
Summoning Decu's antithesis Negaculture?

>>38766870

IA IA DECU FHTAGHN

>>38766870
smallculture

>>38766867
BWEHCULTURE

>>38766870
>Summoning Decu's antithesis Negaculture?

GAH!! That would turn MGNQ into a heteosexual handholding festival!

Eeeeeeew!

>>38766870
HOW YA DOIN', EH?

>>38766886
Worse.

It's yaoi.

>>38766870
Deadculture.

>>38766870
Or summoning a bunch of cakes?

>>38766873
Care or you will summon Cthuluculture

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>>38766888
>Ehculture
HE COMES

>>38765299

"Good for nothing, please be careful!"

"Do not fall for his tricks!"

"Remove incubator REMOVE INCUBATOR!"

You silence your Doll Collection's chirped warnings with a shake of your head - the gesture causing Kyuubey to blink - and it's with a tired sigh that you recount the events of the Prophet mission in full. From start to finish, leaving nothing out. ...Nothing, except the bit about what happened between you and Sayaka. He doesn't need to know about that just yet, and...well, you did manage to bring her back from the brink.

You just hope that the blue-haired Eversor didn't listen to the massive stick still stuck in her ass and spilled her guts to Kyuubey after she brought you to your Silent Room.

...Anyway. You tell Kyuubey all the events you can accurately recount - including the bit where you met the Transcendent One for the first time, before waking up inside the Akashic Realm proper. From your meeting up with Kyoko, and then with Wendy and the Red Culexus - to synching back up with Mami and finally getting to Oriko, your retelling takes you what feels like a couple of hours, with Kyuubey nodding every now and then to cue you to continue.

It's at certain points of your account that you spot more of his tells showing - and rather unsurprisingly, they're all the bits when you're talking about the Transcendent One. You even saw his fur bristle as you described that horrible bitch's wings - wings that are now sprouting from your own back and folded into skeletal pinions.

[1/2]

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So I'm guessing now is when we post the blondes.

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>>38766889

Even more ewwwww!

>>38766870

It would summon Deculture's evil bizarro doppelgänger, erutluceD.

>>38766935

When you finish with your arrival - and Yuma's death - it's here that you see yet another side of your Incubator that you never thought you'd see, or even want to see: Kyuubey being...well, sad, as far as you can tell. His tiny shoulders, having been tensed earlier, falls in a slight droop, along with his head bowing a fraction of an inch. And when he speaks, it's with a fatigued sigh - a fatigue that didn't speak of physical exhaustion as much as it did a mental one. The sigh that someone who was tired of expecting the worst not to happen when it already had.

"...I see. Thank you for your report, Matsuda, and for your honesty." Kyuubey looks up at you, some of the fear and trepidation gone from his eyes, replaced with something approaching...well, trust. "You have been a bit more forthcoming with certain details in your debriefings as of late, even though I can still sense that you're keeping something from me." You open your mouth to protest this, but he shakes his head. "And no, before you ask, I am not reading your mind. You have your own tells, just like anyone else, and they do give you away. Although I must admit it's a bit difficult to read your body language at the moment, considering your new...accoutrements."

Oh. The wings. ...Yeah, they can be a bit distracting.

"Yes, those." Kyuubey nods. "...As for those details that you've kept from your report, I will allow you to use your own discretion on when and where you may want to divulge them to me. And know that I am always available for you to do so at any time, unless I am attending an All-Hands at the First's Headquarters, in which case you may wait until I've finished cowering inside my tower before telling me."

...What? He's letting you do that? ...Why? What's the catch?

[2/3]

>>38766954

"Catch?" The Incubator blinks as he looks up at you, before shaking his head. "...Oh, I see. No, Matsuda, there is no 'catch' as you so crudely put it, while implying that I'm trying to entrap you in some manner." He gestures to your wings with an ear appendage. "You've obviously gone through a very traumatic mission - I daresay one of the worst so far in your career - and you are still sorting details out for yourself."

He pauses for a moment before continuing. "Add to that, allow me to apologize to ask for your debriefing mere hours after your return. Officio regulations state that a day or so after the operation has formally concluded is the customary time to wait before a debriefing, especially in operations such as the one you came back from, but..." He looks away, letting out another sigh. "...I needed to get as much information as I can. My priority was to put together a clear picture of exactly what happened, and what caused you to be in this state."

That's...uh. Well.

Kyuubey's explanation certainly makes sense, and his apology, while unexpected, is making you feel a bit better about being thrown into a Silent Room right afterwards.

Only a little bit, though. You're still sore over that.

Anyone would still be sore over that.

"In any case, Matsuda, I have a few questions about the information you've just passed on to me. If I may count on your honesty a bit more?"

Yeah, of course he would, wouldn't he? You suppress the urge to smirk and instead nod, giving him leave to ask you his questions.

"Very well. This...Transcendent One." You blink as you hear him speak the name with just the tiniest pause of hesitation. "Do you believe her, Matsuda? Do you believe what she told you, when you refused her offer of a way out of all this? About the events that will occur if you continue on this path that you're on?"

...Hnh. That's...you weren't expecting that question to come from someone like Kyuubey.

[3/4]

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>>38766967

You recount what the Transcendent One promised you. About how you would have everything torn away from you - everything you value, most of all the people you hold dear the most - until there is nothing left but the road you're on.

And that Tomoe Mami would be the person to betray you first.

Fuck if you're telling that to Kyuubey, though. That's...you don't even want anyone to hear about that. If there's anything your winged self was lying about, it's certainly that.

Tomoe Mami would never betray you. She wouldn't. That shit's impossible.

How do you respond?

[]No. Why the fuck should I believe her? I don't even trust myself to leave a bottle of Kong unsupervised for too long.
[]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.
[]Other.

>>38767015
>[x]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

>>38767015
>[X]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

>>38767015
>[]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

>>38767015
>[]I won't think about it one way or the other, it was probably her trying to manipulate me with some mindfuck bullshit.

>>38767015
>[]No. Why the fuck should I believe her? I don't even trust myself to leave a bottle of Kong unsupervised for too long.

Always trust the Mami. Never trust the lewd devil who fucked every named character.

>>38767015
>[x]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

>>38767015
>[X]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

Prophesy is horse shit but it has given me some to think about. And prepare for if worse comes to worse.

>>38767015
[X]No. Why the fuck should I believe her? I don't even trust myself to leave a bottle of Kong unsupervised for too long.

I believe she believed in herself, but I don't believe in her that believes in herself.

>>38767015
>[X]Other.
>The future can be changed.

>>38767015
[x]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.
"I have no motives to believe someone like her, seeing that she is clearly an enemy. I will be cautious, but that is all"

>>38767015
>[x]Other.
Fuck no. Why would anyone thing a few hundred years of being me would result in improved sanity, knowledge or trustworthiness?

>>38767015
Can someone hunt down and find the exact wording of TTO's prophecy?

>>38767015
[X]No. I don't believe that the future is set. Would be no point in doing anything at all if things can't be changed.

>>38767015
[x]Other.
[x]Lie.
"I have everything under control."

>>38767015
>[x]No. Why the fuck should I believe her? I don't even trust myself to leave a bottle of Kong unsupervised for too long.
I mean come on, even regardless of /what/ TTO said, the fact that it was TTO /saying/ it immediately makes it suspicious.

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>>38767069
From thread 246
>You grumble something approaching of an affirmation, and the raven-haired banshee's smile grows wider - almost resembling the crescent-moon grin of the doll-like things that she'd sent after you.

"Green hair is the dange--" She starts, but immediately holds up a hand as you make to blow her brains out. "Wait. No. That's not what I wanted to say. I apologize. That came out of nowhere."

...Then what the FUCK did she want to say, then?! You snarl down at her, unable to keep the rising anger from your own voice.

She looks at you pointedly, before shaking her head. "If you proceed down on this path you've chosen for yourself, all the things that you hold dear will be taken away from you. Your friends will become your enemies, and your enemies will be the ones you turn to for aid. You will lose everything, piece by piece, person by person, until you are left with nothing but the road you're traveling." The monster looks up at you with your own eyes. "And of all the people who will abandon you, Tomoe Mami will be the one to betray you first."

...No. You shake your head, allowing a smirk to curl your lips. You've heard of that before. If she's looking to fuck with your head, then she'll have to try something else. That kind of thing is impossible--

"Is it really?" The black-haired devil pulls herself forward with her hands, the ragged stump of her leg making a disgustingly-wet noise as it slops against the pool of blood leaking from it.

"Both of us know what kind of person Tomoe Mami is. What kind of Magical Girl she's become. Do you really think she won't step in once she realizes just what is happening to you? Once she realizes your role in all of this? Once she sees what you're about to become?"

>>38767102
[Tells Intensify]

>>38767015

>[x]Other.

If it's real, you can bet the TTO will be the one pushing buttons that lead to them happening.

[x] we do the job in front of us, then go home.

>>38767015
>[x]Other.
I believe in making my own fate. And it doesn't bode well with prophecies.

>>38767118
>your enemies will be the ones you turn to for aid
So we'll still have friends, they'll just be... really shitty friends. Chin up, Chiaki.

>>38767015
>[X]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

>>38767015
>[X]No. Why the fuck should I believe her? I don't even trust myself to leave a bottle of Kong unsupervised for too long.

>>38767015
>[x]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

>>38767015
>>38767102
Supporting!

>>38767015
>[X]No. Why the fuck should I believe her? I don't even trust myself to leave a bottle of Kong unsupervised for too long.
Because fuck fate.

>>38767015
[x]No. Why the fuck should I believe her? I don't even trust myself to leave a bottle of Kong unsupervised for too long.

>>38767015
]...I don't know. Maybe. If it does happen, it won't exactly be a surprise. I'll just have to make do with what I have left, finish the job in front of me, and then go home.

>>38767015
[X]Other.
Absolutely.

"The other alternative is that I've gone completely insane. Which feels too reassuring to be the truth."

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>>38767245
Does this look like the face of mercy?

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>>38767293
>not trusting the mumi

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>>38767338

>>38767365
Whatever we killed Kyouko too it doesn't mean much

>>38767381
Wow, rude.

>>38767381
Kyoko is alive, you damn cat!

>>38767338

Just you wait, anon. It'll be real gradual like. One day, Chiaki will take a bit out of a stack of pancakes, and discover to her horror that it's been laced with a potent and long lasting form of whiskey

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They played us like a damn fiddle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

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So this is something that I realized last night: As Warmaster, we had the authority to punish Kharn by forcing her to get married. Technically, we could punish anybody in our Officio for a severe infraction by saying they have to date/engage/marry so-and-so. We have the authority. We're the godddamn warmaster. Anything we do is still better than what Kharn would have done.

Think of it: Fire Emblem Megucaning. Persona 4 Megucas. Raise an unstoppable army of megukids. The world is our oyster.

So telling QB about the TTO and everything except Sayaka blacking out (which we had said we wouldn't say), turned out for the best.

>>38767531
We're not Warmaster right now. Our rank is suspended at the moment.
And as far as meguca eugenics go, I'm pretty sure XIVth is way ahead of us.

>>38767531
Megucas can't breed.

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>>38767531
>Raise an unstoppable army of megukids.
Uhh, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works

>>38767575
They can, actually. It needs help from the Incubator, but it can be done.

>>38767531
But Anon, girls can't love other girls.

>>38767531
>Green is the danger wasn't referring to Midori
>it was referring to her daughter

>>38767531
>Chiaki can't fix the future
>but her daughters can

>>38767589
*it needs help from SCIENCE

>>38767622
I'm surprised how behind this I can get.

>>38767531
>Genghis Matsuda
I might be okay with this.

>>38767568
But they don't have access to the amazing genepool of the Ninth! Our girls have a wide variety of desirable traits, from birthing hips and large mammaries to delicious Abs to transcendent cuteness!
If we utilize incubator tech, we can take all the good, Dominant genes and create the perfect Meguca Soldier. Sure, we will need to to create another subject to hold the inferior recessive genes, but considering the quality of the samples the resulting Magical Girl will be at least above average in all areas.

>>38767668
Qhy I think that eill end bad... Only my impression, of course. It's not like the sister with the recessive genes will develop a massive complex and try to kill her sister and initiate WWIII, right?

>>38767668
>>38767725
>Meguca GENOME Soldiers

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>>38767725
Nah.

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>>38767668
But what if you can't reproduce their best powers?

>>38767637
Sayaka, Kyouko, Mami - these were the girls chosen to crossbreed the perfect megucas. But professor Incubator accidentally let in an extra girl in on the orgy... Matsuda Chiaki.

>>38767909
Thus the Puella Chiaki Meguca were born.

Using their extra special powers to drink kong, smoke like chimneys, and hoard all the pancakes.

>>38767909
Thus were born megucas with no kneecaps- the ultimate breed.

>>38767926

And to never remember that green hair is the danger.

>>38767909
>>38767926
STRAAAAAAUSSSSSSSS

>>38767939
Wait, what did you say? I wasn't paying attention. Eh, probably wasn't important.

>>38767939
that's their secret anon
they're all green hair

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>>38767969
hydra dominatus

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>>38767926
EAT YOUR CONTRACT, INCUBATOR

>>38767787
>>38767751
>>38767531
You can't reproduce ANY of their powers. Puella abilities are granted by their wishes, not by their genetics.

Think of a different way to get better classes of meguca.

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>>38768075
Sorry for having fun, officer. We'll take our merry-making elsewhere.

>>38768075
Why do you have to take us from our world of hope and dreams, were ponies and fairies live?

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>>38767954
A witch hybrid is pretty cool, but has Strauss ever done anything as awesome as edgy devil wings?

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>>38768075
Advanced psychology and careful education planning.
Raise them to have a specific wish. What, immoral? What is that?

>>38768100
>>38768102
Come on don't despair. It just means you need to have the megucas whose powers you want to cross raise the children. Nurture will dictate their wish.

>>38768108

They're not even wings! They're like coat hangers with feathers tied to them.

>>38768108
Strauss is going to cream herself if she ever meets Chiaki. Or scream bloody murder about stolen research. Probably both...

>>38768128
That apparently act like a jetpack using the souls of the damned as fuel.

>>38768075
But a Meguca's power comes from the potential they had when contracting. Potential rises with the amount of Suffering they cause and/or suffer, and few backstories have more grief and suffering thant those of Genetically Engineered Child Soldiers.
What's more, this kind of backstory can give rise to all kinds of wish, from the selfish, to ones based around violence and revenge and even to truly altruistic ones, meaning a few of them might become Culexi.

>>38768156
Come to think of it, does it work outside the Akhashic realm? We haven't tried them out here yet.

>>38768122
heck, while their power sets may vary, there's nothing wrong with having them all be badass before contracting

also we'll need to see how the Kharnlings turn out, if Maerorus traits end up being heritable that will change things immensely

>>38768180

I think Decu's mentioned that Chiaki can learn how to use them to give her flight for limited amounts of time. But not to the same extent as she used them in the Akashic Realm.

>>38768185
Gork and Mork ought to be great assets to the Reic- Officio if they do.

>>38768180
Decu confirmed in Q&A that they do. However Chiaki has not fully mastered them, so at first they apparently only allow for things like large jumps and such rather than full flight (if I recall correctly).

>>38768206
>>38768195
I'm not sure I'd like to master burning souls for power, honestly

>>38768108
>Chiaki is too short to go on rollercoasters
>Her wingtips however, pass the mark
>We can use our demonic wings to bypass stringent height requirements

This was the best worst decision ever, of all time.

>>38768220
>Chiaki being short
Since when?

>>38768219
Bearer seek seek lest

>>38768219
What's the worst that could happen?

Besides, Coobie does it too.

>>38768198
and if they do that means interesting things for any potential Matsudalets
also Varrigan city becomes a major objective for the GENOME Meguca project

>>38768244
She's, what, 5' at best?

>>38768244
For maximum cuteness when she is with Wendy and Maximum Marshmallow when she hugs Midori.

>>38768275
Think the official word is a few years older than Homura (about 17) and an inch or two taller (so ~5'3).

Wendy and Midori are both about 5'6, incidentally.

>>38768259
Whatever, just let me level up already.

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>>38768322
We had a MGNQ height chart, if I recall.

>>38768322
Is that Zetsubo-sensei on the right?

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>>38768343
I hope Hat-chan adds Rea to it.

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>>38768343

>>38768343
Yeah, but I haven't got that one
>>38768350
violin-whatshisname

>>38768322
Why are the dudes (except Tatsuya), Sayaka and Kyoko taller in the picture than the heights below say they should be?
I guess Kyoko could mostly be her haircut, but still.

>>38768355

I think there's a version that had a sketched Sayaka in there, but I'm not sure where to find it.

>>38768376
I think it's to account for the fact that their feet aren't perfectly even with the ground.

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>>38768355
Done

>>38768355
>>38768358
>Malal's boots add a good inch or so to her height over Pinky
ha

>>38768415
Eh, violin-dude is closer to the 'ground' than basically any other character though? And if that's the case for Sayaka at least, then every girl should be taller than their heights surely, if you compare where their heels are.

>>38768443
And pinky is also wearing what look to be 2-4 inch heels

>>38768443
>>38768486
That might just be because she was raised on hearty American food as opposed to rice
(I am remembering her upbringing correctly, right?)

>>38768522
Malal was raised japanese, spent time with the yakuza and in santa destroy before contracting.

>>38768486
It is well known that the very short people are easily given to much greater evils than the taller ones, as they compress all the fury, resentment, anger and other suchlike emotion into their much smaller frames, thus upsetting the humours to a vstly greater degree.

It is therefore easy to see that Tall Madoka (otherwise referred to as "Malal") and Terribly Short Madoka (also known as "The Blessed Lady", "Pinky", "Evil Given Form" and "Oh Gods Please No Stop Aaagh My Soul Noooooo") are, respectively, working towards a good end through otherwise brutal means and pure, undiluted suffering in every conceivable form.

Research has not yet determined what particular brand of omnicidal evil Rea Ashford cleaves to, but it is only a matter of time.

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>>38768543
They just wanted to get on the roller coaster, anon.
WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET THEM ON THE ROLLER COASTER?

>>38768543
Very good explanation, anon

>>38768543
Rea Ashford is like a capacitor of evil. She stores the evil, like charge, until she eventually pops. And since Rea is even shorter than Madoka, she must be packing heat.

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>>38768543
>>38768580
What if headpats prevent evil from accumulating? It works on Misaka.

>>38768567
We don't make the rules, we just observe them in effect, and with few exceptions, short people invariably gravitate towards evil, an effect that only intensifies as untallness increases..

>>38768567
Didn't that occur because they snuck onto the roller coaster anyway?

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>>38768543
>the face of evil
well she did hit someone until they were mush
and set a tv on fire
and stole stuff from her classmates

>>38767023 >>38767025 >>38767027

You lift your bared shoulders in a shrug. Honestly? You don't know. You're not even sure if what you saw was a hallucination rather than the real thing, what with how absolutely fucked the Akashic Realm is.

Then again, if it does happen, well... You allow yourself a small, self-deprecating smirk here. It won't exactly be a surprise, will it? You're surprised it hasn't happened already. Or if it has, then it hasn't bitten you in the ass yet.

But even if that prophesy does come to fruition, you're not going to let it stop you, no. You'll make do with what you have left, finish the job in front of you, and then go home.

Kyuubey is silent for a few moments, before he replies. "...That's surprisingly pragmatic of you, Matsuda. So you mean to tell me that even when you've lost everyone and everything, you'll continue on the path you're on? To finish what you've taken upon yourself with the Golden Weapons, and the Witch called Faust?"

...That's what you said, right? You wince as you suddenly get a craving for cigarettes, but clamp down on the temptation as you nod towards the Incubator. So long as you're still alive, it wouldn't matter much if you lost everything. You'll get this thing done, no matter what you have to do. You'll get it done, and then, after all of it, you'll slink back to whatever hole in the wall you consider home.

And THEN, you'll drink yourself stupid.

You're looking forward to that.

[1/2]

>>38768671

...I see." Kyuubey nods. "Something for me to consider, surely." He looks to the side, as if deep in thought - before speaking again. "Another question, then, if you'll be so kind, Matsuda.

You nod as you pat down your dress, trying your luck with finding a cigarette through the scandalous mess of feathers and silk. Wincing as you feel the craving of filling your lungs with smoke when you obviously don't have any cigarettes to fill them with.

"Why did you give your Soul Gem to Ahriman?" At this, you hear something approaching disbelief in Kyuubey's words. Disbelief and incredulity.

You open your mouth to snarl your reply - you KNEW he was going to ask that question - when Kyuubey raises an ear appendage again.

"Do not mistake my bewilderment for scorn or judgment, Matsuda. I simply wish to know why you chose to hand over something as important as your own soul to the main objective of the mission itself - someone who had proven herself time and again unstable enough to send over packages containing body parts."

It's here that the Incubator tilts his head. "I won't bombard you with reasons why you shouldn't have, because I'm sure you're familiar with most of them. I'm talking about the reason that compelled you to do something like that, and end up like this."

He gestures towards your wings again.

How do you respond?

[]It seemed like a good idea at the time. Or a bad idea I just really liked. Take your pick.
[]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.
[]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.
[]Other.

>>38768699
[X]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.
[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

>>38768699
>[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

>>38768699
>[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.
>[X] I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.

>>38768699
>[X]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.
>[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

>>38768699
[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.
[X]I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.

>>38768699
>[X]It seemed like a good idea at the time. Or a bad idea I just really liked. Take your pick.
>[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

>>38768699
>[x]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.

>>38768699
>[X]It seemed like a good idea at the time. Or a bad idea I just really liked. Take your pick.
>[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

>>38768699
>[x]Other.

I went full retard.

>>38768699
>[x]I am literally retarded.

>>38768699
>[x]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.

>>38768747
Why would you lie to QB like this?

>>38768699
[x]Other.
>"Ahriman seemed to know some kind of information that was extremely important about me and the future. Considering my encounter with the Trascendent bitch, I simply NEEDED to know. Gess I fell for it, huh?"

>>38768699
>[x]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.
Bingo Whisky. Decision-making capacities low.
Fell off the Ballmer Peak

>>38768699
>[x]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

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>>38768699
>[x]I am literally retarded.

>>38768699
>[X]Other
"Some incredibly stupid force from Beyond compelled me to do it. I call it "Whiskey", or more aptly, a lack of it."

>>38768699
> [X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

"You know, I've always wanted to know who I really were."

>>38768699
>[]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

>>38768699
>[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.
>[X]Other.
However, I still am, Chiaki Matsuda.

>>38768699
>[X]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

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>>38768699
>[x]I went full retard.

>>38768699
[x]It seemed like a good idea at the time. Or a bad idea I just really liked. Take your pick.
>people thought it was a good idea to tell our Kyuubey that we're a paranoid schizophrenic hell bent on acquiring weapons of mass destruction
Can we please stop at crazy instead of trying to convince him that we think we're literally Satan?

>>38768699
[X]It seemed like a good idea at the time. Or a bad idea I just really liked. Take your pick.

I had to know. I knew it was sort of a bad idea, but I had to know. You know that "curiosity killed the cat"? I had to know.

>>38768699

>[x]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.
>[x]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically.

It's truth she wanted to believe, and wanted everyone else to believe.

>>38768699
[x]Guess I've got BRAIN PROBLEMS

>>38768699
"I caught a bad case of 'stupid impulsive decision making' in the Akashic Realm."

>>38768699
>[]Other.

The people who give me advice in my head told me it was a good idea.

>>38768699
>[X]I went full retard. I shouldn't have done that.

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>>38768828
Also known as "The Heathers"

>>38768837
I don´t see how that is not going to have HORRIBLE CONSECUENCES

>>38768699
[x]Other.
"I could talk about the fact I was reasonably sure the mission would get finished either way, or the fact that she effectively had Oriko as a hostage.

But mostly, I'm an idiot."

>>38768699
[]Ahriman promised me the truth. Show me who I really was. I guess she wasn't lying. Technically

>>38768890
make it "good for nothing" and we have a deal.

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>>38768812
We are literally Satan and Coobie isn't too stupid to notice.

>>38768855
Any decision that results in awesome wings, a lewd dress, and no panties is not a stupid decision.

>>38768699
[x]because i'm an idiot and hate making smart decisions

>>38768785
Granny Weatherwax: Where am I?
Death: Inside the mirror...
Granny Weatherwax: When can I get out?
Death: When you find the one that's real.
Granny Weatherwax: Is this a trick question?
Death: No.
Granny Weatherwax: This one. Points to herself

>>38768699
[x]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.

>>38768812
Telling him everything (except about Sayaka) had a good outcome.

>>38768699
>[x]I am literally retarded

>>38768699
>[X]Other
>"I'm just a good for nothing."

[x] I do not know why. It might have been the influence of the Akashic Realm.

>>38768699
>[x]I don't know what to tell you. I fell for bait I shouldn't have. ...It's not going to happen again.

>>38768699
[x]Fuck if I know

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>>38768699
Haven't used this one in a while

>>38768931
>Coobie isn't too stupid to notice.
Yes but if we're too stupid to notice, then it doesn't matter. The point of this interrogation is to convince him that we're not a liability that needs to be retired.

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>>38768931
Stupid impulsive decision with an unbelievable and ridiculous outcome? Definitely The Heathers.
>>38768953
y u do this without caps

>>38768931
The last warmaster was half witch before she get out of training, basically.

I don't think us having wings is going to phase him that much, it's more of an issue for people under our commands.

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>>38768699
>>38768699

Sorry everyone, have to cut this thread short again, I'm being asked to come in earlier to work! Let's have another thread on Thursday! Most voted action starts off the thread!

Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! I'll try to run a longer thread next time!