From Wattisham, you head towards Berlin, then turn eastbound, guiding on Torun south via it's TACAN- you have to interrogate it to get it to broadcast, but before long, the familiar buildings of the post creep into view, the runway inviting you home.

You touch down first, relaxing when you feel your wheels kiss the pavement. That's a sensation that's been taking some getting used to- it's not exactly unpleasant, but you're not sure you like it much. The twins are next down, landing as you're pulling onto the indicated spot on the tarmac, noting, with some pleasure, you got the nosewheel perfectly on the mark.

The girls land, one right behind the other, as you and Merlin shut down the wyvern and open the canopy to a light breeze as they taxi to their own spots on the other side of you from the twins, their fighters unmarked, like yours. You'd mentioned that to Admiral Longstreet- it just didn't feel right, not having all your tallies on the nose of your fighter, or not having the grim reaper emblem on your tailfin. He'd shrugged, trapped by stateside SOP- navy aircraft weren't allowed to display that kind of thing, and while it might work overseas, stateside, people actually checked.

You'd shrugged- you'd already promised the girls they could get their helmets painted, and you'd figured you'd have the same done for the fighters, though you need to consult Ice about how she wants you flying- she may want to split your fighters up, though that'd be stupid in your opinion.

Still, first thing's first. You suffer the momentary- and brief- wave of disorientation as you unhook from the VDNI system. That's not new, but it's more pronounced with the Wyvern, you've noticed. It's probably something to do with the wyvern being much more advanced than the skyfox, and there's more to integrate with. That said, you haven't mentioned it yet, and it doesn't seem to matter too much- it's brief and not too bad, similar to waking up in the morning.

2/3

You hit your strap releases and stand up as the ground crew, accompanied by your crew chief, bring out the rolling ladders and the aircraft tugs. He returns your handshake at the bottom of the ladder, looking over at the XFA-27s. “New birds, eh, sir?” He asks, rubbing his chin.

You nod. “Yep, brand new.” You respond. “Same deal as the wyvern, limited combat testing with select frontline units.”

He laughs. “No shocker we got 'em then. We got the tech orders and everything, but they look kinda... uh.” He shrugs. “Naked. You want 'em done up?”

On the one hand, you know Nixon's said it's good for morale to have your fighters be kind of distinctive- you're visible enough that having a distinct paint scheme isn't a problem, since it's already pretty well known who you are, and it helps out allied troops to see you. On the other hand, it hasn't made you much of a bigger target, but you figure it'll start if you get too carried away- you may already be distinct, but advertising isn't going to help if the headhunters are still active.

[] Yeah, but keep it low-key. No reason to attract more attention than we gotta.
[] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?
[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.
[] Nah, leave 'em regulation.

>>38773067
>[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

>>38773067
>[X] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?

COME AT US MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>38773067
>[x] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?

Time to restore some squad moral!

>>38773067
>[] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?

>>38773067
>[x] Yeah, but keep it low-key. No reason to attract more attention than we gotta.
I'd rather not die, but pride demands calming.

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>>38773067
>[x] Restore the kill tallies and the squadron emblem. Also put an Eagle with a canvas belt, a bit of lace, and a soviet aviation witch's cap badge.

That's all we need. Best night of the week!

>>38773067
[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

Just the usual stuff.

>>38773067
[X] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?

"The girls get a harpooned shark emblem."

>>38773067
>Yeah, but keep it low-key

The less the Soviets know about our whereabouts, the more places they have to plan for the possibility of the Reaper coming in and annihilating their air assets (witches included).

Threadly reminder, trip/namefagging for no reason is poor form.

>>38773067
>[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

>>38773067
>[x] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?

>>38773243
this

i like this man he reads the archives.

>>38773287
Yeah, namefags are the worst.

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>>38773067
[] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?

Time for some MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9456X3zbbM

so what are you doing while we wait?

The girls should get their wing tips painted one gets the left tip the other the right.

>>38773067
>[x] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

Let's not go full ace combat here. Also, get Crew Chief to consult Daughterus on plane markings.

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>>38773067
>[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

And BTW, Rufus finished.

>>38773067
>[X] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?
We're already infamous amongst the Soviets, so why not flaunt it?

>>38773067
>[X] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails

Keep it basic until we got a word in with Ice about it.

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>>38773387

>>38773243
+1 for this guy
but not with the cap badge

>>38773418
I don't think Frank likes advertising, he doesn't make it a big deal.

>>38773387
SO MUCH YES

>>38773418
No reason to give them a larger target and this >>38773275 anon has the right idea.

>>38773067
>[x] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

>You suffer the momentary- and brief- wave of disorientation as you unhook from the VDNI system. That's not new, but it's more pronounced with the Wyvern, you've noticed. It's probably something to do with the wyvern being much more advanced than the skyfox, and there's more to integrate with. That said, you haven't mentioned it yet, and it doesn't seem to matter too much- it's brief and not too bad, similar to waking up in the morning.
We might want to mention that to somebody. Brief disorientation while unhooking could get us killed if we have it while ejecting.

>>38773067

[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

We need to set a good example for the daughters.

>>38773513
We don't disconnect during an ejection.

>>38773513
Frank said it's usual for new planes though, and he had only a couple days of readjustment.

>>38773067
[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails

Keep it low-key

>>38773067
>[] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

One of these days I'm going to set aside a day and just follow one of these threads all night.

Until then, what this guy said:
>>38773243

>>38773067
>>38773243
Sure why not. This

ok, just got home, gonna count votes here and get on that update

>>38773067
[X] Yeah, but keep it low-key. No reason to attract more attention than we gotta.

Soon.

>>38773861
How soon?

>>38773861
More tombstones?

>>38773513
This.

>>38773950
He spoiled what it was on the IRC channel a few hours back.
Get hype.

>>38774124
But what about for people who are not on the IRC channel?

>>38774124
What is it?

Is it the Ice and Slider thing he mentioned a couple weeks ago.

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[x] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.

You nod, looking over at the girls' fighters as their canopies open up. Stasya- at least, you're pretty sure it's Stasya, she's got her mask on and her visor down- looks over at you for a second, but then back down into her fighter. Still, you smile.

“Just restore the kill tallies and get the squadron emblem on the tails, huh?” You say. “No real reason to flaunt who we are, ya know?”

The chief nods, but looks kind of disappointed. “Anything else?”

You shrug. “You know what? How about some nose art?”

He nods again. “Sure thing!” He says, sounding happy. “What were you thinking?”

You explain your idea- an eagle with a piece of lace in it's beak, and a soviet witch's cap badge in one talon, an old canvas belt in the other. He grins and nods- seems that story may have gotten around.

1/2

You look around the pad- no one's coming up to collect you, so after the twins and your girls join you, you collect your personal bags from the cargo pod you'd had loaded in your centerline bay and head off to the support building.

You find the girls a pair of lockers and help them stow their equipment, turning in your helmets, survival gear, and parachutes to the airman on duty at the desk. The twins decide to head back to the house from there, which seems like a pretty good idea- you've got to get the girls squared away with a room, and you're sure you'll need to start introducing them to everyone else.

But you figure you ought to report back in, too. While it's not strictly necessary- you're sure, by now, Ice knows you're back on post- you still figure it'd be the courteous thing to do. You're pretty sure she'll be up in her office- she's nothing if not predictable like that.

Merlin yawns, interrupting your thoughts. “Kinda sleepy.” She says when you look down at her. “Where are we going now, Frank?”

[] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.
[] why don't you go back to the house and say hi to everyone and get some sleep?
[] How about you and the girls go back to the house, start getting them settled back in.
[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

>>38774218
>[X] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.

>>38774218
>[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.
Set the example.

>>38774218
[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.
[X] How about you and the girls go back to the house, start getting them settled back in.

>>38774218
>[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

>>38774218
>[] why don't you go back to the house and say hi to everyone and get some sleep?
>Meanwhile, I'm off to see Ice and introduce her to my DAUGHTERUS.

>>38774218
>[x] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

>You explain your idea- an eagle with a piece of lace in it's beak, and a soviet witch's cap badge in one talon, an old canvas belt in the other. He grins and nods- seems that story may have gotten around.
Fuck yeah!

>>38774218
>[x] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.
Let's see what Psycho-moto's reaction will be.

>>38774218
>[x] How about you and the girls go back to the house, start getting them settled back in.

>>38774218
>[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.
Beep-beep Greetings, Mistress Ice. Robo-Frank, has arrived.

>>38774218
>[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

Robo walk into the office. "FRANK-BOT OPERATIONAL. READY TO DESTROY THE COMMUNIST MENACE!"

>>38774218
>[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

>>38774218
> [x] why don't you go back to the house and say hi to everyone and get some sleep?
>[x] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

Time to introduce the girls to mom.

>>38774218
[] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap

>>38774218
>[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

>>38774218
>[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

I guess she should meet the girls first, being the CO and all.

>>38774192
>piece of lace in it's beak
and then the chief has the eagle holding lace PANTIES in its beak.

Oops. Should have been more specific.

>>38774218
>[] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.

>>38774218
>[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

Professionalism Ho.

>>38774370
are you implying we are a professional ho?

here I thought we were an armature manslut. how much are we getting paid?

>>38774358
Was it lace panties? I thought it was stockings?

>>38774398
We are getting paid in sweet jets and sweeter witches.

>>38774218
>[] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.

>>38774398
Considering the combat pay, we're doing pretty good for ourselves last time I checked which was getting gifts for Wendy.

Not Swanky chrome hotel good but decent.

>>38774218
>[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

>>38774416
>>38774433
The Navy is paying us to wreck stuff. What is our clientele that makes us a ho paying us so we can be considered professional?

>>38774412
It was a bit of lace cut off of something, I don't recall that it was specified.

>>38774218
> Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

Also yeah, mention the disorientation to the docs. That is literally the sort of thing they want to know at this stage.

>>38774459
I'm kind of disagreeing on the ho part, I'm just referencing how much Frank is getting considering how much actions he gets, especially all these special mission things that keep happening to him.

>>38774218
>[] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.

>>38774487
>especially all these special mission things
to be fair, it seems everyone in his family gets special mission things dropped in their lap all the time. maybe it's genetic.

>>38774487
I realized we are so missing out on the royalties Frank could be raking in in the civilian markets over the comics, books, toys and other goods marketed about him and his crew. He is by now more than likely a known figure back home.

>>38774544
pretty sure he's actually in one of the Witch comics that centers on Ice, so, yeah.

>>38774544
Not really, Ghost stated we're kind of a niche market.

A very small niche market, of military otaku and low powered witches.

Seriously, the only thing lacking from Frank now is ominous latin theme song.

>>38774574
ya but frank bishop would make the market bigger due to the sheer coverage frank has gotten form the media.

>>38774218
>[] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.
MEET THE DAUGHTERUS

What does a soviet witch cap badge look like?

>>38774574
The navy is missing out on a proven market appeal form him. They should have promoted him more for recruitment reasons
>>38774597
Got ya covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9456X3zbbM
>>38774569
At the rate we are going with Ice, Frank will become a main character soon.

>>38774218
>[] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

>>38774627
Maybe only for a couple of week but then it dies down.

Spellcaster often gets letters like that.

>>38774639
Why would they do that, their winning and don't exactly need extra men maybe more witches but doing this post war seems kind of pointless.

Also I don't think people like Frank hate being promoted around for bond drives and stuff.

>>38774639
>latin theme song
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py9zOYngt2g

>>38774685
>don't exactly need extra men maybe more witches

Frank IS more than likely Witch catnip. The witches will sign up in droves.
>>38774717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHk-0UuYI5k
How about this then.

>>38774639
Its great.Pity that Latin part is only on the end

>>38774744
Witches already sign up in droves, as I understand it. There's not exactly a surplus of untapped witches, machine empathy aside

>>38774639
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtUyn9M9mE

>>38774530
>Implying it's not Young grooming Frank to be his successor to the Throne of Bounce and Gnomery
>Implying Frank has shown not only the piloting Skills, but also the drive to collect Little Sisters and pamper them, the Charisma to make Witches fall in love with him and, most importantly, the attraction to a Superior Officer Witch, all of which mark him as the destined successor to the Bounce Throne.

>Implying Young will not appear from the shadows where he orchestrated the Third World War to personally teach Frank the ways of True Pilots.

>>38774794
I have new music to lissien to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMA_PCEvKrM

>>38774794
>>38774839
Oh heck, I forgot it's St. Patric's Day. We need to play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3nXku80y2Y

>>38774639
>>38774717
>>38774744
>>38774794
>No Unsung War
>No Megalith
Pleb taste 0/10

>>38774798
>Young: You're a gnome frank.
>Fronk: Sounds like something that pansy air force would come up with.
And then there was a fight.

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[x] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.

You consider sending her back to the house for a minute, then change your mind- just as well Ice sees you're both ok and back. Plus, you think, she needs to meet Stasya and Lilya. That should prove interesting.

“Well, you can catch a nap after we go see Ice, ok?” You say, and she nods. “Girls, you ready to meet my commander?”

They both nod after a second. You kneel down and Stasya crawls up on your back, while Lilya takes your hand as you walk out of the support building, Merlin walking on your other side.

It's a nice day out as you head across the tarmac, Stasya's heels drumming lightly on your chest as you walk. You have to duck going into the admin building, though no one really looks up. Not that you expected them to, given how many witches there are on post. The lone navy secretary in the outer office greets you, barely looking up from the paperwork on his desk.

“Go on in, sir.” He says as you pass by. “The commander is in there with the exec, they're waiting for you.”

You nod, opening the door after a single knock- you had to get Lilya to let go of your hand, but she follows you in.

Ice and Slider both look up from her desk- Slider's standing next to the boss behind the desk from you, with the TV in the corner on CNN and turned down low. The news is more of the usual.

“Frank, Samantha.” Ice says. “How're you two feeling?”

You can feel Stasya stiffen up when she sees Ice and Slider. Lilya, you suspect, is feeling about the same, given how she grabs your hand again. If they notice, Ice and Slider don't react to it.

[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
[] No complaints here. Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.

>>38774928
And all was right in the world.

>>38774955
>[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38774955
>[] No complaints here. Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.

>>38774955
[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that

>>38774955
>[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
out her for her life saving ways!

It will make the girls feel better if they know she saved us. maybe.

>>38774616
Needs more delicious foxgirl ground witches.

Maybe in Wiesels.

>>38774955
>[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38774919
>No Irish music on this day
Seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eOIU9ekSMk

>>38774955
>we both good

>>38774955
>[] No complaints here. Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.

>>38774955
>[X] other
"FRANK BOT IS FULLY OPERATIONAL"

>>38774955
>[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>[x] Introduce daughterus.

>>38774955
>[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>[] Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.

>>38774955
>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>[X] Maybe something silly about being indebted to her, and ready to do ANYTHING she asks for

>>38774955
>[x] No complaints here. Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.

>>38774955
> We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38774955
>[x] Sexual innuendo about the Wyvern
"Flying's never felt this good before", he says with a smug 'I just got laid' grin.
"I think I'm gonna be spending a lot more time with my girl down in the hangar"
"I haven't been this intimately connected with someone for a long time"
"Did you know planes have names?"
"Apparently the jet fuel here tastes different than the jet fuel back in the states. Something about corn?"

>>38774955
>>38775077
this

>>38774955
>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38774955
>[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
lewd

>>38774955
>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

Frank the old manslut got fixed up pretty well by the lady of the house.

>>38774955
>>38775070
+1

>>38774955
>[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38774955
Seconding >>38775077

>>38775177
I thought Robo-Frank is more catchy.

>>38774955

>>38774955
>[x] BOTH

>>38775039
>Asking for Latin themes
>Using Irish chants
>When AC has plenty of ominous Latin music just waiting to be used

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>>38775037
Someone said wiesels?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T7OaDDR7i8
>>38775244
I am changing things a bit. It's St. Patric's day after all.

>>38775244
Fluff is a retard, remember?

>>38775244
SW89 is basically Strike Witches meets Ace Combat.

Meijin music from Gundam build fighters are also good.

>>38775268
And anon doesn't know what day it is.

>>38775294
Timezones, and different nationality.

>>38775352
So? Everyone can be Irish on St. Patrick's Day.
>>38774955
>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38775376
if you live in the US you can.

>>38775376
Or drink their asses off

Or watch the leprechaun movie.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>38774955
>[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38775352
>>38775376
Hell, I just came back from a Bar celebrating St. Patrick's here in Brazil.
Different nationalities amd Timezones aren't an excuse for not knowing about a holiday, especially if said holiday involves imbibing copious amounts of booze.

Test

>>38775455
I rather to not talking about a holiday i don't know to not offending other anons.

>>38774955
>[] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

>>38775400
Canada has irish as well. And down under too.
Remember Edward ‘Mick’ Mannock! Brendan "Paddy" Finucane! George McElroy! James McCudden! All good pilots in WW2.

Shit, I bet planefag will drop them into this quest in time.

>>38775504
St Patricks day isn't really the sort of thing anyone gets offended about.

>>38775504
well now you know start drinking.

>>38775518
i know they do but i will not speak for how other country's act just my own country.

>>38775504
No one gets offended about St. Patricks day. relax and enjoy yourself.

>>38775504
Wrong fucking place to care about offending someone. This is 4chan.

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[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.

“We're both good.” you say, setting Stasya down, though she, like her sister, takes a spot up still behind you. You grin- both at your girl's behavior and at what you're about to say. Well, the reaction you expect . “I hear I've got you to thank for that.”

As you guessed, Slider grins- a huge, shit-eating grin that'd do anyone proud, and Ice turns damn near purple. “W-well I- uh. I p-panicked, s-see, a-and-” She stammers, blinking. “You- I... I mean- B-but-”

You laugh. “Easy, boss. You going to be ok?”

She nods, though at this point she looks about like she could disappear.

“Anyway, I see I'm being rude.” You say. “I suppose I should get everyone introduce.”

You have to reach behind you, but you find Stasya and Lilya- more accurately, they guess what you want and step out from hiding, though they each take a hand before they do. This time, you do see recognition flash across Slider's face, though she hides it pretty quickly- Ice is still trying to return to a normal human color.

[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
[] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.

>>38775728
>[x] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
never pass up the chance to fuck with our squadronmates

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.
why toll 2 when you can troll all

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
DAUGHTERUS

We have told them we are claiming them. We must be consistent when introducing them.

>>38775728
>[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
>[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
HA HA, DAUGHTERUS TIME

Also, we really should mention Ice a big one.

>>38775728
>[x] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
CANT STOP WONT STOP

>>38775785
because we can troll 2 now, get them in on the fun, and then troll the rest harder.

>>38775728
>[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
>>38775785


Oh shit, this guys has a good point and I doubt Ghost will allow us to troll a second time with all the girls. so yes do this.

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRaoAtOB5y8

>>38775728
>[x] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
>[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.

Oh shit >>38775843
is right.

>>38775843
Oh shit. You're right.
change my vote.
>>38775847
>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.

Max troll is best after all.

>>38775728
>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.

Ice is already close to an emergency shutdown. Let's not knock her out when we just got back.

>>38775728
>Introduce them as your daughters

"Hope you don't mind that I decided to tie myself down while I was back home, Ice."

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

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>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
[SHIT-EATING GRIN INTENSIFIES]

>>38775728
>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>38775728
>[] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.
Gotta get Mav's reaction too

Ok >>38775785 is right.
Change >>38775802 !

>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.

MAYBE WHEN WE DO INTRODUCE THEM, DO IT AND CALL ICE THE MOTHER

>>38775943
>MAYBE WHEN WE DO INTRODUCE THEM, DO IT AND CALL ICE THE MOTHER
Yeah no thats stupid.

>>38775992
The point is to buttfluster EVERYONE.

>>38775943
One is Ice's, one is Slider's.

If Katya asks where hers is, we say that Natalya is probably hiding somewhere nearby.

>>38775728
>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.
I couldn't decide on which was better, so I went for the delayed option.

>>38775992
We could mention COMRADE STORK!

>>38775992
Not if Ice goes along with the joke. Besides, best to beat the sherktwanz, who will surely announce them as Fronkspawn.

>>38776060

HERE'S KONNIE

>>38776029
which telling them they're our daughters would already achieve, while what you want is just retarded

You guys know that the appearance of two daughters is only going to reinforce Fluffy's notion of Comrade Stork.

My body will never be ready enough.

>>38776031
no no no we tell her we have to make one

>>38776084
>>38776097
>"MY LOVE, LET US SUMMON COMRADE STORK WITH OUR BURNING LOVE!"
>Headpats intensify

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[x] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!

“Ice, Slider.” You start, trying desperately to keep your grin out of your voice- and off your face. “These are my daughters, Stasya and Lilya.”

Even Slider, normally immune to these kinds of things, reacts to that, blinking. “Your- wha-” She says. Ice just starts coughing.

You nod. “You heard me right.”

“Frank how- why-”

You shake your head. “Lemme finish introducing everyone, you two are being rude.” You say- Slider coughs. Slider! You'll never pull that off again, you figure. But if you died now, you'd ascend to Valhalla, full of victory. “Girls, this is my commander, Commander Tabatha Kazinski, and our executive officer, Lieutenant commander Rachel Kerner.”

The girls both hesitate- you shake Stasya's arm a bit. “H-hello.” She says, quietly.

“Hi.” Slider says, recovering quickly. “Now, Frank, care to explain?”

[] “What's to explain?”
[] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.
[] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776284
>[] “What's to explain?”

>>38776284
>[x] other
"Well I'm sure you are familiar with a certain stork.

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>>38776284
>[x] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.

>>38776284
>[] “What's to explain?”
>[] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.
>[] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776284

>[X] “What's to explain?”
>[X] "They're my daughters, right girls?"
>[X] Get them to call you 'daddy'

>>38776284
Seconding >>38776306

>>38776284
>[] Well, it's kind of a long story....
>[] Other
"But first, girls? Where are your manners? Greet Ice-mommy and slider-mommy."

>>38776284
>[] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776284
>>38776322
>>[X] “What's to explain?”
>>[X] "They're my daughters, right girls?"
>>[X] Get them to call you 'daddy'
+
>[X] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776284
>[] “What's to explain?”
Do you not recognize them? I suppose I understand how the twins didn't since they didn't actually see them, but I'm pretty sure you saw at least one of them before, Ice.

>>38776284

"I adopted them."

>>38776284
>[X] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776284
>>38776339
>>[] Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>[] Other
>"But first, girls? Where are your manners? Greet Ice-mommy and slider-mommy."

No brakes. At allllllllllllllllllllllll.

>>38776284
>[X] Well, it's kind of a long story....
"When a man and a women love each other very much..."

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>>38776284
>[] “What's to explain?”

>>38776284
>[x] I'm the GUARDIAN OF WITCHES! It's as much of an obligation as a title.

>>38776392
This

>>38776284
>[X] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.
"It was Comrade Stork. I met him during one of his supply runs."

>>38776415
This.

>>38776284
Agian, changing my vote>>38776336
to this.>>38776339

>>38776284
>>[] Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>[] Other
>"But first, girls? Where are your manners? Greet Ice-mommy and slider-mommy."

>>38776284
>[] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776403
reminds me of medafighter X from medabots

>>38776284
>[x] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776284
>>38776339
do it. fluster them. again.

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>>38776284
see
>>38776339

>>38776284
>[X] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.

Supporting >>38776415

>>38776498
learn to delete your posts for fucks sake you retard

>>38776284
[x] “What's to explain?”
"Fine. When a man and a women like each other very much[...]"

>>38776284
>[x] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776284
>[] “What's to explain?”
>[] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.
>[] Well, it's kind of a long story....

>>38776591
No need to have your jimmes so russled anon.

>>38777030
No need for you to exist either.

>>38776284
Good god those fuckable thighs

unf

>>38777060
daughterus are not for lewds!

>>38777060
NO LEWDING THE DAUGHTERUS

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>>38777060
Bad anon! No lewding the daughterus!

>>38777060
Slider' are better.

You know, I was wondering about it, and out of all our mates in our squad, wouldn't these girls most likely gravitate towards calling Slider "Momma" first? Ice has that authority figure stigma that would probably intimidate them, and Katya's Russian, so she's got that working against her. Slider's already got that mother bear attitude towards the squad anyway. Wendy might work, but I don't think she has the self confidence to even allow it yet.

>>38777122
The post of the day.

>>38777122
Slider is the best waifu.

>>38777055
Enjoying all that impotent anger then anon?
>>38777060
GET OUT!
DAUGHTERS ARE NOT FOR LEWDS!

>>38777137
Brigitte. 'Maman' is already close.

Our death knell will be when the girls ask

Do we call bridgette mommy too?

>>38777060
>Ghost FUCKING STILL using the picture from FUCKING FATALPULSE
>People get mad about not for lewds
Maybe I should post some other pictures of them from fatalpuse HUH FAGS?

>>38777176
no girls, you call her maman because silly caijan reasons

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[x] Write-in!

“Well, it's kind of a long story.” You say, taking a seat- Stasya plops down next to you, while Lilya plants herself on your lap. “But first-”

You jostle the girls. “Girls. You should greet your mothers.”

“M-moth-” Ice stammers, while Stasya and Lilya both look at you sharply. You suddenly realize you kind of got carried away- it's well and good to troll Ice and Slider, but the girls are kind of touchy about family, and it'd be a bastard move to get their hopes up like that. “Sorry, girls.”

“It's ok papa. We were just confused.” Staysa says, after a second.

“He can get carried away like that.” Slider says, commiserating with them. “So he adopted you both, huh?”

Stasya nods.

“Yeah, I did.” You say.

“Why?” Slider asks. “That's kinda jacked up, Frank, you're a fighter pilot-”

1/2

>>38777060
I know right? Hooooly fuck

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>>38777176
shes more like Roberta

“So are we.” Stasya says, and you nod supporting her.

“I-” Slider starts, then shakes her head. “How'd you pull it off?” She asks, dropping it. You're sure it'll come up later, but for now you're in the clear. “Musta been fun in legal.”

“We'll talk about that part later.” You say- she's right, but as it happens, being a decorated hero of the battle of Berlin really, really helped. “In the mean time, though, they're both commissioned and part of the unit. Should be fun trying to keep the ensigns bishop straight, have fun with that, boss.” They'd both been happy for the commission- as it turns out, they weren't actually considered part of the VVS in the soviet union, and were instead considered civilians working for the military.

They'd been even happier about having their new last name put on their paperwork. Both of them had been nothing but smiles the entire time. You'd wished you could have taken pictures- you only got a couple when they actually swore their commissioning oath.

Ice, for her part, still hasn't quite recovered the power of speech, and nods mutely.

Slider looks over at her and sighs. “Well, you broke her. Good job, Frank.”

[] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.
[] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

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>>38777195
Oh my, an internet tough guy. What will I ever do?

Post so I can laugh more, anon.

>>38777237
>[] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.
Time to chill.

>>38777237
>[] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777237
>[x] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.

>>38777237
>[] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777237
>[] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777237
>[] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777237
>[] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777237
>If only I had a camera. We're gonna go meet with the rest of the unit, wanna tag along to see their faces?

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>>38777195
Oh, that's one of Asanagi's? Neat!

>>38777237
>should be fun trying to keep the ensigns bishop straight, have fun with that, boss.

What does this mean?

Also Ghost, do we managed to get souvenirs for Laika's parent in Japan before we went back to Poland?

>>38777237
>[X] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.

>>38777237
>[] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.

>>38777308
Both of the daugterus last names are officially Bishop now.

>>38777237
>[x] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777237
>[] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.
We break Ice fairly frequently, actually.

>>38777334
Oh. Ohhhhh. Didn't think of it that way. Cheers man.

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>>38777237
>Try to fix Ice with a head pat.
SCIENCE TIME!

WILL IT SNAP HER OUT OR OVERLOAD HER?

>>38777237
>[x] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777308
We adopted them anon, they're both Bishops now.

>>38777237
>[x] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

>>38777364
Yessss.

Break her so hard she reverts back to normal.

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So nobody ever told you baby,
How it was gonna be.
So what'll happen to you baby
Guess we'll have to wait and see.
ONE, TWO

Old at heart but I'm only 28
And I'm much too young
To let love break my heart
Young at heart but it's getting much too late
To find ourselves so far apart

I don't know how you're s'posed
To find me lately
An what more could you ask from me
How could you say that I never needed you
When you took everything
Said you took everything from me

>>38777237
>[X] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.

>>38777364
>>38777396
Have the girls hug Ice. That'll melt her, haha.

>>38777237
>[X] Give Ice headpats in an attempt to fix
>[X] Have the girls hug her too

What's the worst that can happen!?

>>38777434
Aww Yesss Halley Dilivars!

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>>38777434
Oh fuck yeah! You're the best Halley.

>>38777434
Nice. Very nice. Also good song.

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>>38777434
ALL HAIL HALLEY

Thank you, good sir.

>>38777434

Wheres the tombstone hally, you promised me a tombstone.

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>>38777434
Always bet on Halley to deliver the goods!

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>>38777434
oh damn

>>38777434
At this point the question isn't who wins the Fronkbowl but if Fronk can win the Sliderbowl.

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>>38777294
Oh yeah....not sure why I didn't pick that up on that sooner.

>>38777591
A part of your mind want to deny it was Asanagi, since terrible things always happen for the girls.

>>38777676
>implying I don't want terrible things to happen to Russians.

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>>38777676
Actually, Fatalpulse's got a soft spot for vanilla & yuri.

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[x] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?

You chuckle. “Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok.”

“Duh. You're saying that like I haven't known her almost twice as long as you.” Slider says.

You laugh. “So do you have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?” You ask.

She shakes her head. “Nothing right now, we'll get you up to speed before ops tomorrow.”

You nod. “Sounds like a winner. Nothing I need to know in case of a scramble?”

“Nah, nothing we can't brief in the air.” She responds. “Here, hold up, I wanna come along for this. Besides, she's going to need some recovery time. The poor girl. You have to be more gentle, Frank.”

The girls both look at you like you're crazy when you laugh at that.

Lilya gets to ride this time, while Stasya keeps you between Slider and herself- probably on purpose, but she's less blatant about it than she used to be, at least a little.

“So what made you decide to adopt them?” Slider asks. “I mean, I don't wanna dig, but we're both curious.”

“We both?” You ask. “How'd you get that from her turning purple and being stricken suddenly mute?”

“Do I have to keep reminding you how long I've known Ice, asshat?” She responds. “I mean, you don't haveta answer if you don't want to, I guess, but she's gonna ask later, ya know?”

[] We can talk about it later.
[] Write in!

>>38777839
>I'm a lolicon.
Gotta get in one more joke, you guys.

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>>38777434
so best it hurts
>>38777839
>[] Write in!
>"Just seemed like the right thing to do, what with the 'Protector of Witches' and the 'Shall Protect' family motto"

>>38777839
>[] Write in!
"Just say they pushed right button on my heart, and both Nixon and Longtstreet pushed them to me.
Also, with this we can play family with you two or three"

>>38777839
>[x] We can talk about it later.
In the mean time, never mention colonels.

Seriously, do it and I'll have to beat you with an ASRAAM.

>>38777839
>[] We can talk about it later.

Do we have a in-universe reason for doing so beside a gut feeling and it was the right thing to do?

>>38777839
[x] Write in!
Because sometimes you just gotta do the right thing even when you don't really know what the right thing is.

WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE? YOU'VE JUST GIVEN ALL THE WITCHES BABIES RABIES. NOW THE FRONK BATTER WILL HAVE TO JAM IT IN ALL THE WITCHES' OVENS.

>>38777915
Sooner or later we need to taught them the difference between Volgin and other colonels.

No need to rushing thing though.

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>>38777934

>>38777946
You think that wasn't the primary goal of this?

>>38777839
>Tricky Dick Nixon made me do it, and I wound up liking it enough to ask for more.

>>38777839
"Because I wanted to make sure that they're taken care of and get every opportunity that can be provided to them. And it was the right thing to do."

>>38777839
>[] Write in!
I'm just doing what's right. Even if it is kinda crazy.

>>38777965
Once they're settled in and comfy, but not now.

They already have to worry about their now broken commander and the twins finding out about who they really are.

>>38777839
>[] Write in!
You're kidding right? Do you see how adorable they are? Go ahead and tell me you wouldn't adopt them after all they've been through what with the crazy Russian super science projects.

They need people that will truly care for them, and I can do that. Hell, there was no list, let alone short list, of people they could have gone with. There was just me - according to a certain admiral we all know and love.

The right thing isn't exactly the easy one.

Also, the look on my brother's face.
Maximum kek.

>>38777839
>[x] It Seemed like the right thing to do.

>>38777946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAf0QnLFS7Q

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And the two wedding pieces combined.
The actual files were too large for 4chan, so I've been posting scale downed images so far.

The full resolution artwork, as usual, is in my Strike Witches Quest album here: http://imgur.com/a/eNNMb#0

I planned a lot of this out well before drawing it. Both of the girls are drawn in a way that's contrary to their usual, outward appearance. Ice is in a loose, free flowing dress, smiling brilliantly, and her hair is let down. Slider is dressed elegantly in contrast, and her hair is tied up in a fancy bun rather than in a casual ponytail, the two are framed as so the primary lines converge towards each other, and etc.

>>38778058
now Katya with her looking over her shoulder.

>>38777839
>I was absolutely dying to be a father

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>>38778058
Halley, you deserve the utmost respect for these. They are absolutely fantastic. I salute your valiant efforts.

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>>38777781
>vanilla
>doujin involves lolifisting
>"vanilla"

>>38778058
>A full link to all of Halley's work
All of my yes.

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>>38777946
YES

>>38778124
by Asanagi standard, that was 'vanilla'.

>>38777839
>[x] Write in!
>"It was the right thing to do. The Reds took their chance at a normal life and I can't give them one, but I'll do my damnedest that their cared for and given a shot at a loving family life."

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>>38778058

>>38778159
Oh I like this.

>>38778159
this is the best answer i have read.

>>38777839
"Because they thought of me as their handier, a person that will eventually go away if they think they do something wrong or I leave their sight for a second."

"I felt like I had to take some responsibility for saving them, I mean I can't just do this half way or half assed especially for them and what they really need, a family."

"Guess it comes with the territory of being a Guardian of witches."

>>38778159
Works for me

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>>38778058
Halley can I get a family picture of Slider+Fronk and the girls?

>>38778058
This is very nice, very very nice.

Kind of wished Katya was in the ranking too in that vote but I'm fine with this, can't be too greedy right?

>>38778058
They look very very good

>>38778343
Who?

>>38778297
Oh man this please

>>38777994
This guy here. Switching to >>38778159

>>38777839
>>38778297
This

>>38778159
I will second this.

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>>38778058

I'm not sorry

>>38778363
That joke is starting to get kind of old. But okay.

>>38777839
Combine this: >>38778297
and
this:>>38778159

>>38778343
Well she was, but then a certain troll proxyspammed the vote and the subsequent 2 following votes.

>>38778409
Okay I liked all three but this made me kind of laugh

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>>38778409

>>38778363
He didn't say Goose you faggot.

>>38777839
>>38778419
I second this combination. GhostDiva is going to have fun counting up the votes.

>>38778124
>lolifisting
Yeah, vanilla.

>>38778450
No I know who Goose is. Don't remember he was talking about.

>>38778409
Nice

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>>38778409

>>38778058
Thank you Halley!

>>38778058
Heil Halley. Heilley.