>>38813309
>>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

>>38813309
in before panzer

>>38813309
>>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.
HUGS FOR LITTLE GIRLS.

>>38813309
>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

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>>38813348

HA

>>38813309
>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

>>38813309
>Try to get her talking again.

>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.
We must comfort best british witch!

>>38813309
>>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

>>38813385
Best Brit witch doesn't come until WW3.

>>38813309
>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

Buying time for
>Out of our depth here MINNA, HELP, MINNA, I KNOW YOU KNOW, MINNA HEEEEEEELP

>>38813309
>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

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woop woop

>>38813309
>Out of our depth here MINNA, HELP, MINNA, I KNOW YOU KNOW, MINNA HEEEEEEELP

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>>38813309

>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

>>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

>>38813309
>>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

>all these votes to hug
ha ha, time for beaten dog response

>Hug it. Fuck poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

Nothing can go wrong at all.

>>38813309
>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.

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>>38813588

>>38813482
The translation for the Japanese text in that image is, funilly enough 'Ah, they got bigger again..'

>>38813482
>>38813630
Blessed britbong geneseed.

>>38813630
DAI OPPAI DA

>>38813677
The seed is strong.

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landslide vote is landslide, ALREADY WRITAN

>>38813309
>>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.
CAN YOU HANDLE THESE FEELS???? ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO HUGGLES LYNETTE????

>>38813782
Of course it's a landslide vote you offered the hugsluts a hugging option, dingus

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>>38813818
HUG ALL THE THINGS!

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>>38813782
All I can feel is dread. I feel a disturbance in the force. This will not end well.

>>38813782
>>38813788
>Even thinking of not hugging Lynnette
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>38813551
>>38813870
I too feel a creeping doom.

>>38814075
It's gap an elf, ouf course nothing will go right.

>>38813551
>>38813870
>>38814075
Fuck it, we should at least give hugging the old college try before running off to our mommy.

You numbnuts know what happens when you try to touch an abused animal, don't you?
My planefag senses tell me it's about to happen here.

>>38814196
I was on the side of talking, fuck Minna.

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>>38814217
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll calm down sometime after Young's spine is removed.

>>38814217
Come on, what's the worse that can happen with traumatized magical witches.

HA!
HA!
HA!

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>>38814247
rip young

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>>38814240
I agree, fuck Minna. Fuck her hard.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

>>38814217
>Comparing people to animals

>>38814240
Let's be honest here, has talking ever worked out for us? Ever?

>>38814324
>Thinking people who have suffered some sort of abuse don't have an equally bad reaction

>>38814334
We managed to talk our way into Minna liking us...

>Deme actually running two nights in a row

I'll hopefully have Iowa (BB-61) done in a few hours. Might have to drop the turrets and armor. Those take a lot of time.

>>38813870
Amazing taste

>>38814362
>Might have to drop the turrets and armor
Shipslut is a compound word, m8
just take your time

>>38814350
>Implying you can categorise a vast range of traumas, personalities and reactions so simplistically

>>38814352
No, she was able to read our emotions. Opening our mouths is what nearly ruined us.

>>38814381
I'll post a scan before the night is over at the least. Worst case, I'll have it ready by the next Kancolle thread the Head Homo runs.

My bard senses are tingling.

Planefag, stop lurking the shipslut threads already and give us our yangire Lynette

>>38814394
Regardless, just throwing yourself at an abuse victim is usually not the best course of action.
I think it would be in character to have at least ONE moment of caution at this point, after how much Young has been shat upon.

>>38814429
Except for the time on the tower when we managed to have a conversation with her and explain our feelings in a half coherent way.

>>38814502
Hey, everyone has a bad day from time to time.

>>38814502
>half coherent way
>half coherent
>half

Listen, when at our best we're described the same way normal person are while they're drunk, there a point where we need to stop prentend we have any clue what we're doing.

I can smell the Cyka already.

>>38814362
I got no idea what the source is I just saved it.

>>38814636
I never said that we had any idea what we're doing.

Just at one point talking helped us land Minna.

Or get her interested enough to land us or whatever happened.

>>38814680
Yeah, but without her psychic powers she would've thought we were a retard. Or drunk. Or both.

>>38814680
>talking helped us land Minna.
>talking
no, a moment of clarity helped us land Minna. Talking was what generally got us into trouble in the first place, because we have common sense similar to that of an infant.

>Anon doing potentially gigaton stupid things

So just another day in SWQ.

>>38814785
That's insulting to infants.

>>38814785
An infant cat, maybe.

>>38814300
>what were we talking about again

Sexy Teutonic redheads and the fucking thereof.

>>38814460
Lets talk about sky grenades until he gets back.

>>38814863
Former kitten owner here, telling you that even a kitten has better common sense than Young.

>>38814911
If this ends badly Young'll be copping a lot of sky grenade from Minna over this

>>38814911
How many Kongous can we fit in a B-52?

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You stand there, frozen in time, trying to analyze Lynette's trauma – but you simply can't. During your months in the 442nd at that foggy boggy shithole Eastchurch where you took your life in your hands with every damned landing – or that of your radio operators, given the necessity of the Lorenz beam – tension snapped and crackled through the air of the barracks and flight line in every waking moment. Everyone had their own way of dealing with it. You'd found Ian in a tent once, at 3AM – flicking a lamp on at intervals to catch rats chewing away at bait he'd laid out; at which point he'd see how many he could cork with a .22 revolver; fanning the fucking thing like a cowboy. An officer had tried to discipline him for it, until Major Luke told him to go the fuck back to bed and gave Ian a few boxes of primer-only “stingers” to handle the noise and safety issues. Your preferred method of not-fucking-thinking-about-it was to hit the O-Club and drive “Paddy” up the fucking wall, tending that warm, lustrous hate between you two like a goddamned bonsai tree. And Sean? You came across him lying in an empty engine crate at 4AM, under the lid with a bottle of Scotch – a little self-contained closet where the world had to piss off for a while. You could have slunk away and left him his privacy. Instead, you'd come back with Ian and a lot of beer, and Luke had ended up towing you back to the barracks in his personal jeep as you all sang “Drunken Salior,” the old engine crate sliding across the boggy rain-slick “ground” of Eastchurch without trouble.

>>38815071
Bombers aren't built for ferrying annoying ex-battlecruisers.

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>>38815110

That's how you and yours dealt with the fear and the stress – like a boiler's pressure valve; when it's needed the emissions are scalding, highly concentrated and scream with a high pitch. (Or at least Ian does, because he's a bitch.) But most importantly it means that nobody's got to admit to what they're facing – they can preserve their pride, that ephemeral yet all-important measure of self-worth men guard so jealously. Some clever sumbitch once wrote that a man can live with almost any 'how,' as long as he's got a 'why'- but from what you've seen, why a man suffers can never forgive deficiencies in how he suffers. Patton might be a gigantic prima-donna blowhard asshole, but his disgust when he laid those gloves across that young solder's face in Italy was learned from somewhere – his family, his father, his educators at West Point – little by little over his military career. And for good reason – if you can fool yourself most of the time, keep from looking the big hungry darkness in the eye, you can keep calm and carry on, as the English say. And when you can't, well – there's always an engine crate, somewhere.

That's the means and methods you know – none of which can help you here. It's different for women, and especially for witches. You got along with Minna well enough... after a while... but that's because Minna's Minna – level-headed, honest, and devoted to her charges. And Sanya's just isolated, unsure and not quite as innocent as she pretends to be, you think.

And you knew them – you *knew* them. You'd fought with them, in all senses of the term, talked with them – but Lynette's always been the quiet background noise. You don't know anything about her, anything at all, and you've gone and put your foot in it.

There's only one thing you can do – one gesture that expresses everything you don't have the right words to say.

You fall to your knees and throw your arms around Lynette.

>>38813309
>Fuck it. Hug poor Lynette. She knows you don't mean anything ill.
>Try to get her talking again.
Big brother instincts are getting used again....finally!

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>>38815130

>>38815130
F5ing like a motherfucker

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>>38815130

You fall to your knees and throw your arms around Lynette.

You're not quite sure how she hits you – you didn't think it possible to put that much force behind such a dainty elbow from the fetal position, but Witch magic picks up a lot of fucking slack – and she manages to nail you right in the fucking kidneys, too; right where that fucking spider-bot punched a hole in your side. That's long since healed, but the spot's still a little tender, because it lights up your nerves like a fucking Christmas tree. The room is spinning at the speed of pain, and you feel tears of agony spring to your eyes.

>disengage
>press the attack

>>38815358
>>press the attack

>>38815358
>disengage
ABORT ABORT
CRAZY IVAN

>>38815358
>disengage

>>38815358
>disengage

>>38815358
>press the attack
fucking hell!

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>>38815358
>press the attack

>>38815358
>And here we go.gif

>>38815358

>press the attack

HUG ATTACK!

>>38815358
>disengage

>>38815358
>disengage

>>38815358
>disengage

>>38815358
>press the attack
Bonzai!

>>38815358
>press the attack
We spent years rough housing with Robin and right now the upset britabong needs help.

>>38815358
>disengage

>>38815358
>>press the attack

Do not give up the ship!

>>38815358
>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

>>38815358
> Press the attack

>>38815358
>disengage
We just got out of the docks, no need to get taiha'd again by friendly fire.

Retreat and seek a flanking position.

>>38815358
>press the attack

THE HUG TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION!

>>38815358
>disengage

This is not going to plan. ABORT

>>38815358
>>press the attack

>>38815358
>>press the attack
owowowow

>>38815358
>>disengage
>>Apologize furiously
>>GENUFLECT!!!!!!

>>38815358
>disengage

>press the attack

>>38815358
>>press the attack

>>38815358
>press the attack

Itll take more than a sucker punch from a Brit (witch) to keep young down.

>>38815358
>disengage
>Think WWMD - What Would Minna Do?

>>38815358
>press the attack

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>>38815441

>>38815358
>>disengage
ABORT!

>>38815358
>>press the attack

>>38815358
>press the attack

>>38815358
>disengage
Wow, who could have seen this coming?
Answer: anybody who isn't Young.

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>people voting to disengage
GIVING UP WHEN A YOUNG GIRL NEEDS A HUG? SHAME

>>38815358
>disengage
ABORT THE MISSION, RETURN TO BASE.

>>38815441
>THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED
>I FUCKING TOLD YOU

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>people voting to press the attack with the implications of what she said

I'm really surprised at the the disengage votes. I don't think they'll win, but I'm surprised they're here at all

>>38815555
we are not a clever character

>>38815358
>>disengage

>>38815358
>press the attack

>>38815358
>disengage
Come on guys, we've been through this before with the whole Eila&Sanya thing. Time to redesign the strategy.

Or rather, to think of one in the first place. It's evident plan Default is not working.

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>>38815539
>>38815560
Because when faced with a trauma-induced panic episode the best course of action is to take actions that stress them out further

>>38815539
Sun Tzu said: "A wise man knows when to fuck off."

>>38815576
So fuck off.

>>38815441
You just summed up the mental process of Young outside of flying and trolling and the voters in anything social.

>>38815560
Some of us have some social tact, especially in wake of Lynette' reaction.

>>38815576
Neither are you a clever voter.

>>38815623
>>>38815576
>So fuck off.
you seem upset

>>38815358
>press the attack

>>38815633
I didn't actually vote, I'm just along for Mr Planefag's Wild Ride

>>38815358
>>disengage

>>38815623
Is young a wise man?

>>38815358
>>disengage

>>38815687
No

>>38815650
Some of us take our "big brother" status seriously and not as a way to remove competition.

>>38815687
Alwaysa time to start wising up.

>>38815699
Exactly

>>38815650
You seem mentally retarded.

>>38815687
Gettin' real sick of this excuse.
Any idiot who sticks his pecker in the shit as many times as Young will have wised up at least enough for it to be in character to make the wise move.

>>38815358

Disengage.

Pressing the attack at this point is insisting on charging Marye's heights. again. in the face of overwhelming evidence it ain't gonna go.

>>38815618
>>38815687
Yeah like if press the attack wins and Young continues to do everything wrong it won't exactly be out of character for him, but I'd still rather not break the poor girl's trust any further,

>>38815358
>>disengage

>>38815709
>>>38815650 (You)
>Some of us take our "big brother" status seriously and not as a way to remove competition.
>a way to remove competition
what the fuck are you on about mate?

Meh, changing my vote to >disengage

Changing vote to disengage let's try talking to her.

>>38815741
How Lynette got "little sister" status shoved on her by the Minnafags. Since then some of us actually took pride in that. Thus we're upset that Young seems well on his way to breaking her trust.

changing to disengage also, this isn't worth getting our asses kicked

>>38815796
ok, but what fucking competition?

>>38815358
>disengage
We can't take much more punishment.

>>38815358
>press the attack
If hugs don't work, you're not using enough of them.

>>38815848
I think he's trying to say that Lynette becoming a little sister was somehow a conspiracy by Minnafags to lessen the competition for waifu status.

But Lynne was never on the radar so I don't know what he's getting at.

>>38815358
>disengage
Not worth losing a little sister, or kidney for that matter.

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>Planefag really was shitting up a shipslut thread and was ousted by the unique IP count

>>38815911
Pretty difficult to shit up that thread, it's been pretty bad all the way already.

Only good part is the hotel bullying.

>>38815939
What thread?

>>38815911
Who cares?

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>>38815939
>admiring the hotel's magnificent bow and stern
>bullying

>>38815959
>>>/a/122747516

>>38815358
>>press the attack
HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD

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>>38815999
Perfection is going to save the day.

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>>38815911
>Posting Kongou
>Shitting up a shipslut thread
The fuck you say?

>>38815911
But Kongou DEATH~ is the only good thing about the shipsluts animu.

That, and poi trolling.

>>38815358
>disengage
Close physical contact when the person being hugged expressed disgust and fear at the sexual actions going on around her was a pretty stupid idea.

>>38816099

I think he forgot his daily dose of Kongoudesu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wucuqR5ceVQ

>go for more painkillers
>come back
>people are being sane

DAMN WHAT

>>38816145
Pilot learns slower than a WWI general.

>>38816164
>>people are being sane
it's the head trauma Young suffered, I swear it.

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>>38816164
IGNORE THAT, ITS JUST THE PAINKILLAS BOSS.

Just got here. Why are we trying to rape Lynette?

>>38816164
It's the painkillers making hallucinations, don't trust them.

We're going for the craziest option as usual, so write on.

>>38816152
This is pure gold.

>>38816164
Don't worry, you aren't hallucinating. Or maybe you are, and this reassurance of your sanity that you're reading right now is also a hallucination attempting to lead you astray. Or maybe it isn't. Or maybe it is?
It isn't.

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>>38816182

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>>38816198

gee I wonder

>>38816164
It's difficult, but we're trying to make the reckless idiot posters see the light of sanity.

>>38816212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

>>38816198
Why wouldn't we?

>>38816222

... do I have to go for another contingency plan?

Do I? Do i really?

>>38816198
It's like saying hello in Fuso.

>>38816257
>contingency plan
only if Minna catches us and kills Young

>>38816257

THAT. ASS. maybe

>>38816257
Get ALL THE PLANS.

I hope Lynette finds a nice boy that's the futherest thing from Young/PILOT.

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>>38816222
No idea here.

>>38816257
Better do so just in case.

>>38816293
Under the guise of "Educating" Yoshi and Lynne?

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>>38816293

>>38816293

You dildo. FINE.

>>38816342
We're a PILOT, not a pedophile. They're both 15.

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DISENGAGE ACTUALLY WON

>>38816365
The only 15 I see here is the thickness of her belt armor.

>>38816365
15 is Old enough.

And even if you're being stupidly precise, 15 is on the upper end of ephebophilia anyway. Nowhere near pedophilipa.

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>>38816384
Woo sanity!

>>38816384
Thank fuck.

>>38816384
Thank fucking god.
I know you could write the other outcome well, but that's exactly why I didn't want it.

>>38816365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYirYu7F8Ts

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>>38816384

>>38816365
Difference between Sanya and Lynette is among other things 3-4 cupsizes.

>>38816222
>>38816324
Look at these, to paraphrase something "THOSE ARE NOT FIFTHTEEN!"

It's far easier to go Little sister a girl when she looks the part.

>>38816384
I think the world might be ending... on the plus side it means AWiY will actually update.

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>>38816384

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>>38816451
You forgot a healthy dose of rear end as well.

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This thread needs moar best witch.

>>38816517
well I wasn't sure how to measure that so easily but yeah. In short Sanya looks about 13-14 while Lynette looks to be closer to 17 (among the 501st only Shirley beats her in curves and she's only a year older)

Both Shirley and Lynette were my top choices, but in a way, I think it's a good thing Minna won as her ability enables her to deal with Young being "socially special"

>>38816451
>15 year-olds can't have tits!
Oh look, someone who's wrong.

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>>38816530
this one?

>>38816569
Sanya is canonically adorable.

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>>38816544
>Minna won as her ability enables her to deal with Young being "socially special"
>socially special
That's one way to put it.

>>38816530

Yes, it does, but Ulrika isn't assigned to the 501st.

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>>38816530
Picture unrelated then?

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>>38816544
Yeah, I would've been ok with a Lynette. Taken slow and all.

But young isn't that type and canonically "ok" is probably for the better.

>>38816569
That is best adorable cossack, but not best witch.

>>38816530
She could itch me with her trigger finger, if you know what I mean.

>>38816646
I want to kick you in the head so bad

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>>38816549
My point was trying to use "mid-late teenage age is wrong" arguement works better when the girl is cute and slim figured than particuarly curvatous.

>>38816602
best german too.

>>38816615
She might have actually reduced his "social specialness" But yeah it'd have been a harder road than Minna by far. Shirley or Erika would go easier in contrast. Erika would have made his trolling tendencies worse.

>>38816646
>>38816530
Don't make me post that doujin. I'll do it, I swear.

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>>38816530 (me)
>>38816602
>>38816586
You'll find that your attempts to seduce me with your evil harpies are for naught, as I have pledged myself to the true valkyrie.

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>>38816693

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>>38816693

>>38816693

PEO STOP

>>38816693
Do it, the aerohomo demands tushtussle-tinged tears.

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>>38816711
'muh ideals'

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>>38816693
Restrain yourself man!

>>38816694

its her trigger finger strength isnt it?

>>38816761
Guess not.

>>38816666
Lieb anon, magst ruhig sein.

>>38816693
I was actually referring to her massaging my prostate, but that's fine, too.
You see, it takes trained fingers to reliably keep up the pressure long enough.

>>38816693
Do it cunt.

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>>38816753
NO

> Sane decision
Hold up one, I'm going to need more booze for this.

>>38816791
Nah, those are just the painkillers talking, we all know what planefag loves most.

>>38816799
kay, cunt.
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/c426f7eef1/418923-1

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>>38816800
>He has it labeled and prepared at all times
STOP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE FOR US ALL YOU FOOL.

>>38816693
>>38816693
Do it, I haven't read it before

>>38816693
To be fair, why wouldn't you try some freaky shit if you've got healbot meeafoogee on hand?

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>>38816830
It has always been too late, anon.

>>38816843
>>38816828

>>38816843
enjoy your balls curling up and running inside you

>>38816293

K, done. got it sorted. Bit of an asspull, but whatever.

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>>38816872
>>38816830

>>38816916
did you pull on Lynette's, Wendy's, or Youngspawn's ass?

>>38816800
we are doomed....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q

>>38816916
Dare I ask what is the contingency plan?

>>38816958
I'm with this guy. RUN FOR THE HILLS!

>>38816881
>>38816896
Lol. That's pretty hilarious. I may not be into that sort of stuff, but it's still funny.

[Spoiler] half chub [Spoiler/]

>>38817009

See, you said run to the hills and I though of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4

>>38817083
So did I. Good song.

>>38817083
Likewise. To be fair, it's appropriate.

>>38817083
Well played sir, well played.

>>38816962

no, because it's pretty feelz and guilt heavy.

Hopefully we don't need it.

>>38817141
You sir have now piqued my interest.

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A sense of glorious relief floods through you along with the screaming fucking agony that races down every nerve with all the social grace of Sherman's march to the fucking sea. At last, Lynette is speaking the language of Men, in a fashion that you can understand. You curl up into a little ball of pain and misery as she shoves you away and races down the hall, her stockinged feet pounding the old floorboards hard; she's in full-out flight. You watch her (truly rather excellent ass, why did she take offense?) sprint into the distance and vanish around a corner.

You're still lying there in quiet agony when someone's feet catch you in the back – right in the kidneys, again. You whimper and curl up into a ball yourself, wishing to be alone with your screaming agony for a bit – a nice exotic floor getaway for two, thank you very much.

“W'at in the 'ell is 'appen to you?” a familiar French accent cries. You roll onto your back and follow some slender, yet nicely shaped legs up to the striped panties of oh god another one let's keep rolling onto our other side and just stare at the floor from two inches away, thank you.

>>38816916
Too bad disengage won

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>>38817244

“Come!”

“No thank you missus,” you murmur.

“I told you,” she scolds, dropping to one knee and sliding her arms under you. You hear that strange, muted ~pop~ that signals a Witch's ears and tail deploying along with their magic, and suddenly Georgette is lifting you in both arms, striding down the hall. “I told you your 'ead was in no shape for activity! But did you listen to Georgette? No!” She begins to complain at you in rapid-fire French, though you recognize a few requests to the Virgin Mother in there. She returns you to your improvised hospital bed and deposits you bodily into it. Then she takes a seat next to you, scoots up to a table, and gets out a pen. She spends several minutes filling out some paperwork.

“What's that?” you ask.

“The transfer paperworrrk,” she says, the r's still rolling off her accented tongue. “I decided to do it right away; the Wing Commander really likes paperwork!” She giggles, and continues filling out the form.

“I... yeah, lets go with that,” you murmur. “Do you have any painkillers in that medical kit of yours?”

“Oui oui,” she says. “How bad is it? Can you swallow pills?”

You turn your head to give her a blank stare. “Honey, what I need doesn't come in a pill.”

>>38817244
>“W'at in the 'ell is 'appen to you?” a familiar French accent cries. You roll onto your back and follow some slender, yet nicely shaped legs up to the striped panties of oh god another one let's keep rolling onto our other side and just stare at the floor from two inches away, thank you.

Wise call, last thing Young needs is a pissed off one-eyed captain.

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>>38817283

She blanches. “B-but you s'ouldn't overrruse that-”

“I've had the shit kicked out of me today,” you tell her honestly. “Please.”

She peers into your eyes for a few moments, weighing your sincerity – and then she fetches what you need. Coming to your side, she carefully snaps the glass top off a little morphine ampule, slides a needle in it, fills it, taps the air bubbles out carefully and applies it to the inside of your arm, her dainty fingers gripping you just firmly enough to keep you from wiggling as she finds the vein on the first try and gives you half the dose. You sigh with relief as the ringing in your skull subsides, and the ache in your poor abused kidneys lets up.

“Christ,” you wheeze miserably. “Thank you, Georgette.”

“Of courrrse,” she says with a smile, patting your head affectionately. “You've 'ad a 'ard day, Mr. Pilot!”

You lean back in the bed, savoring the quality of the bedsprings – you spent many months in a cot in the Eastchurch barracks, and the luxury of proper bedding is still wondrous to you, even after weeks in Barin. You hear Georgette walk to the door, her slender weight barely making the floorboards squeak, and the quiet whisper of oiled hinges.

And then the sound of footsteps coming *back.*

>>38817283
Damn, we're going for morphine already? What a crybaby.

>>38817317
>And then the sound of footsteps coming *back.*
Been a good run.

>>38817328
You must remember that we've been repeatedly blown up, shot, stabbed etc etc.

Most of the quest has been in about two weeks or something, we're lucky to be ALIVE.

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>>38817317

You tense, every muscle in your body going rigid as you realize you don't know where they put your gun-belt and pistol when they half-undressed you for bed. Georgette still has a half-full morphine needle in hand – the rest of it could put you out like a light, and then... then it'd only take the pillow.

It's not crazy – not for a man who tried to throw himself on an assasins grenade this morning. You just met Georgette – and she just transferred from St. Fucking Petersburg, and now she's got a needle in her hand and she wants PRIVACY.

Of course that's fucking stupid, you tell yourself. Of course that's fucking stupid. You're just panicking because Lynette reminded you how unpredictable Witches can be while simultaneously beating the shit out of you. Even Minna – solid, dependable Minna – tried to save Sakamoto by shooting her; (according to Sakamoto, at least.) But Georgette seems... motherlike, almost, in the short time you've known her, only concerned with your health.

She's not dangerous. You focus on slowing down your breathing as Georgette's slight weight settles on the bedsprings. Said breathing increases rather a lot, focus be damned as Georgette leans over your face, downcast eyes staring at your chest.

It's cool.

She did all that lovely doctoring on you – she's not dangerous.

“Mr. Young....” she says shyly. “Can I ask you a question?”

WELP

>AWHOOOA AWHOOOGA CRASH DIVE CRASH DIVE ALL HANDS BRACE
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)
>LAST-DITCH EFFORT – YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

>>38817317
So would she be foresight or compassion?

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>>38817383
>So would she be foresight or compassion?
>foresight

>>38817373
>LAST-DITCH EFFORT – YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

>>38817373
>Other
"Sure."

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)
>>Apologize

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)
We must accept our fate.

Morphine induced paranoia is the best thing ever.

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373

> random morphine dump
"you're cute"

>>38817317
>And then the sound of footsteps coming *back.*
Well, we're either royally fucked with a scepter or going to be beaten to death by God-knows-what.

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817317
>applies it to the inside of your arm, her dainty fingers gripping you just firmly enough to keep you from wiggling as she finds the vein on the first try and gives you half the dose.
>finding the vein on the first try

Georgette confirmed for angel of the hospital

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817407
We've yet to heed her advice and we'd be better off if we did.

>>38817373
>LAST-DITCH EFFORT – YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

>>38817373
>>AWHOOOA AWHOOOGA CRASH DIVE CRASH DIVE ALL HANDS BRACE
Is there really any other choice here?

>>38817373
>please no. I just want to not be bothered for five minutes or until minna returns

Witches man. Witches

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

The quality of our answers may leave something to be desired.

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>>38817373
>AWHOOOA AWHOOOGA CRASH DIVE CRASH DIVE ALL HANDS BRACE

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>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>>other
>"Only if you send someone to check on Lynette first."

>>38817373


>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)
STANDING HEEEERE

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)
We DID take a shot of morphine. Our incoherence could be attributed to that.

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)
Is the insanity in all the options a consequence of morphine? I have no idea what morphine tends to do to your head... other than get rid of lots of pain.

>>38817373
>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817373
Whelp.

Is she going to erotically autoasphyxiate us too? Is this a french thing?

>>38817373
>>IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY (ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, SOVIET AGENT)

>>38817515
it makes you loopy I think

>>38817522
yes it is!

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>>38817522
>Is she going to erotically autoasphyxiate us too? Is this a french thing?

>>38817506
>Our incoherence could be attributed to that.
Young's incoherence is generally attributed to batshit insanity.

>>38817515
IRL, no clue.

In SWQ, morphine is the ticket to high-as-a-kite shenanigans and wheelchair flying charges.

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CALLING VOTE FOR MASSIVE LANDSLIDE

ALSO RYNEX IS A PILE OF SHIT AND I HOPE HE DIES

>>38817522
We have been over this. It's only erotic autoasphyxiation if you're doing it to yourself: otherwise it is erotic asphyxiation.

>>38817595
Or autoerotic asphyxiation, if you're Wayne Brady and get off while choking a bitch.

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Took a final scan.
USS Iowa (BB-61). An elegant southern belle.
I'll probably ink this by the next Kancolle Quest thread. Hopefully, I'll have the block shades done by then too.

I haven't drawn in the umbrella yet, I know.

>>38817655
But Iowa isn't in the South, Halley. That said, looks nice so far.

>>38817655
Looking good.

That little bow is a nice touch.

>>38817655
Looking good halley. Thumbs up!

>>38817515
It's an opiate. It partially disables your brain and it's hard to know what part shuts down first before you go to lala land.
He obviusly is currently aware of the effect of the drug, but part of his higher capacities is down, so he panics because he knows he is helpless and he is subject to threats all the time, so his brain over-states the potential danger, conflating it with recent assassination attempts.

>>38817655
Dat armor belt.

Nice work man.

>>38817691
We haven't seen her in quest yet, so I was going off the description the artist gave for that one Iowa kancolle card on danbooru.

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>>38817655
>disembodied hand in the corner

>>38817655

Pic's gone.

>>38817570
IRL it's supposed to dull your awareness of pain, resulting in you not noticing said pain. In turn, this gives you the impression that you aren't in pain. Unfortunately, it is addictive, and if you have a higher sensitivity to nervous impulse (or stronger than average nervous current), it's entirely useless.
In quest, it generally is a catalyst for shenanigans, or a "skip to next day" button.

>>38817770

Nope, just a browser fuckup

>>38817749

HE'S WRONG.

Iowa sent fully 50% of it's service-age sons to crush the south. of them, half didn't come home. 1 in 4 Iowa men died in the civil war- fighting against the south.

She's as southern as I am sane.

>>38817759
calm down anon. I draw hands and the such separately from the main drawing, and just move it into place in Photoshop later.

>>38817759
As one of my drwfag friends says, fuck hands.

Apparently they are hard to draw for some

>>38817798

ASK ZUN ABOUT THAT

>>38817778
Friend of mine got put on a morphine drip for something once, he said he could still tell that he was in pain, he just didn't give a fuck about it, and everything was alright. Also said it made him feel "purple," though I have no clue what that means.

>>38817798
>fuck hands.

That's called masturbation.

>>38817515
Never been on morphine before, but if it acts anything like a general anesthesia does, utter hilarity results when you're still on it but not knocked out.

>>38817784
But how sane are you, GhostDiva?
Also, I was just referring to geographically, not even considering Civil War basis.

>>38817798
Feet are like leg hands. They're awful and I hate them.

>>38817784
>I am sane

you do know where you are and how dubious a claim that is by default?

>>38817655
She's a looker. It'll be good to see her in all her glory.

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>>38817784
So not at all

>>38817890
Re-Read his statement, *carefully*.

>>38817890
nigga u dum

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>>38817784

200 YEARS LATER, STILL SALTY

>>38817946
She's a chatbot, not your shipfu.

>>38817946

Not really. I was born in Iowa. You could see the rock island arsenal from the hospital.

I'm southern by claim. Spent most of my formative years on Ft. Stewart and Ft. Bragg.

I'm over the war of northern aggression.

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>>38817946
Saltier than a bucket of KFC

>>38817946
SHERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG

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Remembering that an unasked question is what prompted Lynette to flee from you in tears, before trying to kick the absolute shit out of you earlier, you shrink away from the hovering witch, fear pulsing through your veins. She's got you where every witch wants you – too doped up to fight back, and sprawled out half-dressed in a bed. Trying to fight back now is just asking to get the rest of that ampule jammed into your fucking neck – all they'll find of you is your boxers, six miles away in the woods. You've got to bide your time and strike when you've got the chance.

“Sure,” you rasp through your dry mouth. “Go ahead.”

Georgette clutches one fist to her chest, her eyes falling even further from your eyes as her cheeks flush slightly. “Ah... w'en you – I mean, I don't know which one of you, if it was the Wing Commander or what, but -” she seems to curl up on herself a little now, shrinking from your eyes - “when... whoever it was proposed, how did you do it?”

>realization.jpg
>“We're not engaged.”
>“Sorry, what?”

>>38818004
FINALLY someone who calls the war what it actually was!

>>38818010
SHERMAN DID SOMEONE'S MOM

>>38818034
>“We're not engaged.”

>>38818010
Other than completely decimate 2 whole states and left thousands of civilians to starve.

>>38818034
>>“Sorry, what?”

>>38818034
>>“Sorry, what?”

>>38818034
>"I'm not sure yet."