>>38852076
>>Let it be, and enjoy the day with your girlfriend.

>>38852076
>Let it be, and enjoy the day with your girlfriend.
Good to see you back boss.

>>38852076
>>Talk to Beth about it, it’ll make things easier in the long run.
At least consider it. Hell if he mans up and gets lucky he'll have one for a girlfriend.

>>38852076
>>Talk to Beth about it, it’ll make things easier in the long run.

>>38852076
>Let it be, and enjoy the day with your girlfriend.

Calling for:
>Let it be, and enjoy the day with your girlfriend.

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>>38852076
Yay Alex is back in the catalog

>>38852387
Hapbro! Good to see you again, I missed ya man.

>Let it be, and enjoy the day with your girlfriend.

You put it out of mind for now, theres no reason to bother her about it now. With a stretch, you bring yourself back to the present and find that Kat’s talking about the game you and her played last night.

Beth’s eyes are on the road but you can tell she’s itching to turn around, and talk animatedly. She gets her chance soon as she pulls into the Ice cream shop, you contribute some but mostly just enjoy relaxing for a bit. Finally after five or ten minutes the conversation dies down a little, and you take the chance to remind them where you are.

“You know, I don’t mind not getting ice cream,” you tell a white lie, the idea has grown on you more and more as you sat outside watching people eating it, “but we probably should head in before it gets busy.”

Beth glances at the shop, “Ah right, I got distracted.”

Kat smiles sheepishly, “It was my bad,” she says looking ready finally.

“I could tell,” you laugh as Beth shuts the car off and gets out, both you and Kat following after.

The three of you head in and you look at the menu, wondering exactly what to order, Kat looks over the menu for a bit before nodding. Beth seems to have already decided as well, and so you head up to the cashier.

She gives you and odd look, before glancing with envy at Beth’s toned form, “How can I help you?”

Kat excitedly orders, “I’d like a strawberry sunday, please,” her tail twitching happily.

“I guess I’ll take a vanilla scoop with chocolate syrup,” Beth says hardly guessing at all.

>Banana split
>Strawberry sunday
>Vanilla with chocolate
>Write in

Also, anything you want to talk about?
>Conversation topic? (write in)
>Lets go do something. (Write in)
>Just enjoy the moment (likely will be a bit time skip)

>>38852488
>>38852131
Honestly glad to be back, even if things feel a bit odd after not writing for so long. Update speed should only increase from here, hopefully.

>>38853672
>Vanilla with chocolate
>Just enjoy the moment (likely will be a bit time skip)

>>38853672
>Vanilla with chocolate
>Just enjoy the moment (likely will be a bit time skip)

>>38853672
>Mint Chocolate Chip.

>Conversation topic? (What happened with Jon.)

>>38853672
>>Vanilla with chocolate
>>Just enjoy the moment (likely will be a bit time skip)

And so the biggest choice shitstorm this quest has ever seen will be over what kind of icecream to get

>>38853672
>Chocolate peanut butter.

>Lets go do something. (Write in)
Some down time after the ice cream, then a run to take advantage of beth's... advantage?

Before it wears off, anyway.

>>38853672
>Lemon Sorbet
>Just enjoy the moment (likely will be a bit time skip)

>>38853672
>Vanilla with chocolate
>Conversation topic? (John, Magic Girls, Beth being said MG)

>>38853672
>> Mint chocolate chip
>>Conversation topic? (What happened with Jon.)

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>Vanilla with chocolate
>Just enjoy the moment.

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>>38854068
Leona the best. Also wow Beth is ripped. That's from her change, right? Can she keep it?

>>38854068
>>38854261
>Can she keep it?
That and does she like it? Don't recall if she made any comments on that.

>Vanilla with chocolate.
>Just enjoy the moment.

“Ah, Vanilla with chocolate please,” you say as you pull out your wallet.

“That’ll be ten dollars,” she smiles, surprising you with the low cost, “We have a special going on right now,” she explains preempting your question.

“That explains it,” you hand over the money and take a seat near a window waiting for her to make your order. Relaxing as you do in the cool air.

Beth sits across from you, Kat in the only other seat, “You know this feels surprisingly good.”

“Being in shape?” you ask, wanting to avoid mentioning the change outright, your eyes wander over her before settling back on her face.

“Yeah, easy to move and I feel like I have a lot of energy,” Beth confirms looking down at herself, before smiling and leaning in close, to whisper, “Plus the look she gave me made me feel smug even if I didn’t work for this.”

Kat lets out a short laugh, “Why not work for it then? When thats gone.”

“I’ve been trying you know,” Beth points out, as she relaxes into her chair.

“Well yeah, but to get that level of tone we’ll need to do more than run,” you point out, “But it might be best to get your endurance up for that first.”

“I know that,” Beth says defensively, “I wish it was a bit easier to get like this and stay here though.”

You chuckle, “You could literally do that, but then you’d be cheating.”
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>>38855316

Beth chews on her lip for a bit thinking on it, your number is called then and you get up to get the tray. She seems to have come to a conclusion by the time you’re back.

“I might have to, not like I even want what I started doing this for anyways,” she says as you hand her ice cream.

Kat takes hers impatiently and starts to dig in, three bites later shes grimacing and holding her head as she inflicted a brain freeze upon herself.

“You really should slow down,” you comment, watching Kat.

>What did you want to begin with?
>Well if you really want to get like that we can up our work outs.
>Are you ready to be done then?
>Write in

>>38854366
Well it figures that she likes our abs and such, though I don't think she keeps it outside of her transformation which is why we need to help her get /fit/

>>38855337
>Well if you really want to get like that we can up our work outs.
>What did you want to begin with anyways?

>>38855337
>if you don't mind asking, what did you want to begin with?
>Well if you really want to get like that we can up our work outs or just hang out more.

>>38855337
>What did you want to begin with?
>Well if you really want to get like that we can up our work outs.

>>38855337
>>What did you want to begin with?
>>Well if you really want to get like that we can up our work outs.
Abs, man. Abs.

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>What did you want to begin with?
>Well if you really want to get like that we can up our work outs.

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Bump for abs

>What did you want to begin with?
>Well if you really want to get like that we can up our work outs.

“IF you really want to get in shape like that,” you say, gesturing at her with your spoon, “We can up our workouts, maybe add in some crossfit stuff.”

Beth thinks about it for a moment, before nodding, “I think I’d like that, honestly, if it feels this good to be in shape anyways.”

“It certainly feels better than being out of shape, but a big portion is eating right,” you say looking down at the ice cream, “Things like this wreck getting to looking like that.”

Kat frowns, “Once in a while is fine though,” she eating her ice cream a lot more slowly, twice shy of the brain freeze.

“Sure, but we haven’t exactly been eating junk once in a while lately,” you point out, “Its more like every other day, and using the running as a way to burn off the junk.”

“So then we just need to cut back,” Beth says, looking at her ice cream a bit more seriously, as if it’ll be the last she ever eats.

“Don’t look like that, once a week is fine as long as you don’t go overboard,” you chuckle.

The three of you fall into silence as you eat the now melting Ice cream, realizing it may be your last for a while.

Eventually your curiosity gets the best of you, “What did you want to begin with? Your wish I mean,” you ask as you take the last bite.

Beth looks a bit embarrassed, “To be honest, I really kind of wanted to be something like a Superhero, or something like that. It was kind of a vague idea,” she says quietly, “but after doing this it sort of made me realize it wouldn’t be like the games or comics.”

She sighs, “That’d it would probably be terrifying and not something I would actually want to do.”

>I didn’t expect that, honestly.
>Sort of like fighting demons?
>Ah, I can see your point.
>Write in

>>38856852
Did.. Alex just mention crossfit? Hap pls.

>Sort of like fighting demons?

>>38856852
>Sort of like fighting demons?

>>38856852
>Ah, I can see your point.

She'd be beating up people, even if they are criminals. People break pretty easily.

>>38856852
>I didn’t expect that, honestly.

>>38856852
>>Sort of like fighting demons?

>>38856852
>I really kind of wanted to be something like a Superhero
>I didn’t expect that, honestly.
>Ah, I can see your point.

Really didn't see that one coming...

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>Sort of like fighting Demons?

Writing in like 30 minutes I have to run pick someone up because of unexpected things. Terribly sorry for delay.

>>38857450
All good boss.

>>38857450
all's well sir.

Back and writing now, almost on the dot that prediction.

>Sort of like fighting demons?

“Sort of like fighting demons?” you ask, seeing where this may lead.

Beth shrugs, and makes a show of eating the last of her ice cream, “Yeah, something like that I guess. The weak ones are fine, because you can just deal with them… but things like today?” she sighs, “I’d rather not deal with.”

Kat nods in agreement, a frown on her face as she does so, “Or like the whole John thing…”

“I guess I can see that,” you say leaning forward and resting your chin in your hand, “It very quickly turns around from easy to intense.”

“Right? There’s hardly any in between it just jumps and when its not a game… well that’s scary,” Beth looks like she’s gotten a load off of her chest.

>So you’re ready to be done?
>How close to making a wish are you anyways?
>Do you at least enjoy fighting the weak ones?
>Write in

>>38856886
Heh, I tend to call any of those work outs just cross fit. It drove people I worked out with insane.

Some of them are actually decent in their intensity at least.

>>38858815
>How close to making a wish are you anyways?
>So you’re ready to be done?

>>38858815
>Do you at least enjoy fighting the weak ones?

>>38858815
>How close to making a wish are you anyways?
>So you’re ready to be done?

>>38858815
>So you’re ready to be done?
>How close to making a wish are you anyways?

>>38858815
>>So you’re ready to be done?

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>So you’re ready to be done?

Writing Now, might end up being a bit short like previous update.

>>38859171
>bra hands
Anyway, what's Alex surname? Toorops?

>>38859246
Toorops is the drawfag that did that.

>>38859246
Nah thats the artist who did that; Perkins not that it really ends up mattering.

>>38859275
>>38859246
Alex Toorops sounds weirdly more satisfying than Alex Perkins.

>>38859171
damn, Alex's expression looks really intimidating in that picture.

>So you’re ready to be done?
>How close to making a wish are you anyways?

“So you’re ready to be done?” you ask, realizing how little you actually know about Beth’s outlook on this whole thing.

“Well, no,” Beth admits, “I just would rather coast it out on easier things, as its actually pretty fun to be able to cut loose then.”

“Huh,” you say, not really having much else to, “So how close are you to making a wish? You’ve been doing it for a while now right?”

“I’ve got a decent amount of cores… for this one? Probably one or two more, I’d have to ask,” Beth explains, “I could cash out if I wanted to.”

Kat’s eyes go wide as she remembers something, “... I never went and grabbed my stash.”

“You think its still there?” you ask her, feeling a little guilty about that.

She chews on her lip for a moment, “Maybe? I split them in two incase one spot got found.”

“Are they close?” Beth has a pitying look on her face.

“Kinda, not too far from the park I met Alex at,” Kat frowns, “Not that there was a lot.”

>Let’s go get them, then.
>Do you want help?
>You don’t seem too concerned about it…
>Write in

>>38859457
I took it as a bit surprised, but it does on second look.

>>38859937
>Do you want help?
Though...
>You don’t seem too concerned about it…

>>38859937
>>Let’s go get them, then.

>>38859937
>Let’s go get them, then.
>Do you want help?

>>38859937
>>Let’s go get them, then.

>>38859937
>Let’s go get them, then.
>Do you want help?

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>Do you want help?

Writing might start to get sloppy, started drinking.

HAPHAZARD IS KILL

>>38861958
Nah, just really, really drunk and slow at writing. I underestimated how much I was drinking and how fast.

Update soonish

>>38862049
dammit

>Let’s go get them, then.
>Do you want help?

“Do you want help?” You ask Kat, wanting to do just that.

Kat nods, “Yeah, I mean… yeah,” she seems to be debating over something or another.

“Well, lets go then,” Beth ends up saying after a moment of silence, each of you take your cups to the trash before heading to the car. Kat’s chewing on her lip, as she climbs in.

“You okay?” you ask her, climbing in the back with her.

Kat takes a second to respond, “Kinda..? I almost don’t want to go back for them.”

“Why’s that?” Beth asks, as she pulls out of the parlor and starts heading towards the park.

Your pet just shrugs, biting back a response as she glances towards you.

The car rides mostly silent from there on, until the car pulls into the parking lot.

“Do you think anyone’ll be waiting?” you ask remembering her tale of having to abandon her things once before.

“It’s been a week, so I doubt it,” Kat says with a frown, “Plus this isn’t where I stayed…”

Beth shuts the car off and all of you climb out, Kat gets her bearings before leading you away from the park, “I hid them over this way,” she explains, as she leads you towards the storm drain you fought the graphiti demon in.

She stops for a moment before climbing down in it and following it further down, about halfway between the two bridges that cross it theres a large pipe that she climbs into.

Beth looks skeptical as you climb in after, “You sure you left it here?” she asks, before climbing in.

“Yeah, theres a nook just up here,” Kat says quietly, her voice barely echoing through the tube.

Beth grumbles a bit at this, but doesn’t voice anything else.
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>>38862633

You follow Kat until she stops feels around for something, its hard to see at this point from the light fading out, so you pull out your phone giving her a bit of light.

Theres a bundle sitting on a ledge under what looks to be a closed up drain from the street above. Likely due to construction work, Kat hesitantly unwraps the bundle; revealing three cores.

She lets out a sigh of relief, before wrapping the tattered cloth back up, “I really didn’t expect to find them still here.”

You ruffle her hair, quickly devolving to just scratching her ears, “Where’s the next then?”

“Probably gone… I put it in an old birds nest in the tree across from the exit of this,” she gestures towards where you entered at, and starts heading towards it.

“Why there..?” you ask curious, “Strong winds could knock it down.”

“.. I had planned to get it shortly, but things happened,” she explains hesitantly.

“Ah,” you shield your eyes from the now bright sun.

“Can’t hurt to check,” Beth says happily climbing out of the tube.

Kat nods as she makes her way across and out, before climbing half way up the tree. She frowns and shakes her head before making her way back down, recovering just three cores.

“It’s better than I expected at least…” Kat says after a moment.

>What is your wish anyways?
>At least you’ll have a better place to keep them now.
>You okay?
>Write in

>>38862660
>What is your wish anyways?
>At least you’ll have a better place to keep them now.

>>38862660
>At least you’ll have a better place to keep them now.
>What is your wish anyways?

>>38862660
>At least you’ll have a better place to keep them now.
>What is your wish anyways?

>>38862660
>>At least you’ll have a better place to keep them now.

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>What is your wish anyways?

Writing now

What would Haphazard-chan look like?

>>38863672
Didn't we cover this a couple threads ago?

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>>38863707
We did?

>What is your wish anyways?
>At least you’ll have a better place to keep them now.

“At least you’ll have a better place to keep them now,” you point out, “No one should steal them from there… or at I hope not.”

Kat smiles, “Yeah, that will be nice, not having to worry about whether someone’s found it,” she holds the bundle tight.

“It does make this a lot less stressful I imagine,” Beth comments as you all make your way back to the vehicle.

Your pet hums, “Probably… its a lot less stressful in general.”

“I bet,” Beth smiles, “you’ve become a bit less timid lately.”

Kat glances towards you, “Well… there’s reason’s for that.”

Beth follows her gaze, “You don’t say?” there’s a bit of an annoyed tone there but it dies off by the end.

“What is your wish anyways?” You ask Kat, realizing its a topic you never touched before.

Kat bites her lip as she watches you, “Well it was to have a loving family, and warm home.”

“And now?” you ask, feeling really good that you’ve managed to help grant her wish.

“... that it never goes away,” Kat admits quietly, as she grasps your hand.

You’re almost speechless as she says this, making you realize exactly how much you’ve changed her life; she’s gone from living under bridges, or in orphanages to sleeping in a bed with someone who cares for her.

It really puts into perspective just how much her life must have changed in the last week… and by extension your own.

>You don’t need to worry about that, it won’t change.
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter
>Insurance… I take it?
>Write in

>>38864389
>>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter

Now he has 3!

>>38864389
>You don’t need to worry about that, it won’t change.
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter
These sounds like they lead into each other.

>>38864389
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter
>You don't need to wish for that

>>38864389
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter
>You don’t need to worry about that, it won’t change.

>>38864389
>You don’t need to worry about that, it won’t change.
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter

>>38864389
>What, not for another one? You could start a collection!

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>You don’t need to worry about that, it won’t change.
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter

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>You don’t need to worry about that, it won’t change.
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter.

I am at roughly 1.3 liters of vodka so words are taking quite a lot of effort.

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>>38864899
>He's most of the way through 2 bottles of Vodka and is not only no passed the fuck out, but typing coherently
Jesus H Christ Hap, are you Russian or Finnish or some shit?

>>38865220
Фoт Maть Poccия

>>38864899
I guess you are dying to sleep with all that alcohol

>>38864899
I'm guessing drunkhazard finally took control?

>>38867568
SleepHazard is a genius, he knows he doesn't need to do any work, he just needs to make sure drunkhazard gets his booze

>>38867575
meanwhile all PresentHazard's figure this is a problem for FutureHazard, and he thinks PastHazard's are all assholes.

>>38867593
I'm thinking we should name the timehazards after paradox so pastadox ect.

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>>38867593
Poor FutureHazard putting up with such bullshit.

goodnight bump from this anon

>>38865220
You know that's rather easy. I mean when you're trained enough with a hypertrophic liver...
In my heavy drinking time my record ws cclocked at 8 4cl shots, 2 litre beer in cans and a 0,6l bottle Doppelkorn (german booze is wesome) clocked at 48% vol. alc.
Man... i still wonder how I got home on foot that evening, but I guess it has to do with grwoing up ina region where people are pulled from their trucks with 4,8 permille blood alcohol...

bump for FutureHazard.

I am alive again, Jesus fuck I haven't sleep that well in ages.

Going to grab some food then finish update and run the rest of the day (save for an hour or two later when I have to run go do something)

>>38865220
Part Russian and Scottish plus long family history of alcoholism.

>>38868618
The most I ever drank was about 2.75L of rum in a drinking contest where everyone was drinking beer instead.

>>38868618
>>38869774
Now that i think of it we need an ¨Alex has been drinking too much¨ episode... where we retrace what happened after the last session in hilarious ways with often omnious implications

>>38869774
Gesus cripes, what about your liver?

>>38870449
MAGICAL GIRL
AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT

>You don’t need to worry about that, it won’t change.
>Kat my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter.

“You don’t need to worry about that,” you give her a reassuring smile, “It won’t change.”

“It could though!” Kat protests, indignantly, “It could very quickly change…”

You’re silent for a moment letting her calm down, “Kat surely by now you’ve seen enough to realize you can count on us… my father at this point is jumping at the chance to proclaim another daughter.”

“My mother is more than willing to adopt you,” you continue on, “They already consider you part of the family and you can count on them.”

Kat bites her lip, “... still though I don’t want to lose it.”

“I know,” you smile and pull her into a hug, “Don’t worry about it though, everything will be fine.”

She returns the hug and latches onto you tightly, she eventually lets go with a happy sigh.

Beth lets out an awkward cough almost as if to remind you she’s still there, “Now that this is taken care of… what do you want to do? I’ve got a while before my times up.”

>Go home and play some games
>You can always window shop at the mall
>Hunt a demon, something easy.
>Write in

>>38870449
We had a disagreement ages ago and it left then.

Honestly though it's probably fucked.

>>38871561
>Go home and play some games
we're low on money, and no sense hunting while Beth is still changed.

>>38871561
>Hunt a demon, something easy.

Gotta stop eating all tat unhealthy shit.

>>38871561
>Hunt a demon, something easy.

>>38871561
I'd give it a look but being a eurofag that comes with certain complications
Have someone with knowledge/experience at least do a palpation

>>38871561
>Go home and play some games

>>38871561
>Hunt a demon, something easy

Didn't SA say that temporary changes can be made permanent if the shadow self doesn't work to clean it out didn't she? Or was that speculation on her part?

>>38871561
>Hunt a demon, something easy.
How about that infant demon? should've gown up by now, and if not we take notes on how much stronger it became.

>>38871561
>Hunt a demon, something easy.

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>>38871649
Now that you mention it I think she might have really early on. I'll have to look, its been a while.

>>38871829
Ah also, I need 1d100, best of 3 to find a demon.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>38871849

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>38871849
>>38871829
In the dice gods I trust...
And haph. God i've missed you

>>38871874
>>38871875
Well then hope the last roll isn't shit.

>>38871829
>“Any way I could keep the purring? Beth seems to really like it…”

>Alex shrugs, ”Probably not, I’d have to try and rip that part of the magic away and stick it to you… definitely would need a couple favors too much effort to do it without cashing in on something, you know?”

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>38871849

>>38871874
>>38871875
>>38871969
So, who except me has sinned on the tennets of /tg/?

>>38871969
Low rolls today it seems, writing now.

>>38871961
Awesome thanks.

So what do you wish for ITT?

>>38872010
hour+ Hap you ok?

>Hunt a demon, something easy.

“Lets go hit something easy,” you say, glancing around to see if there’s not anything nearby.

“Something easy?” Beth asks as you lead the other two.

“A demon, might as well and its not like your change will hinder you at all,” you point out, “Plus it’ll get rid of that bad taste from the last demon.”

“I’m okay with it,” Kat shifts the bundle she’s carrying, “Since… well yeah.”

Beth shrugs, “Alright sure, it’ll be fun I suppose.”

“Awesome I’ll get to looking,” you say while focusing on trying to find a nightmare, it takes a while as you can’t seem to get into the proper mindset; not to mention a lot of them seem to have been cleared out.

As you’re about to give up you spot one against the fence to the water park, you frown as you realize just how far you’ve gone. You look back to see Beth and Kat following behind with concerned looks.

“Found one,” you explain, “It looks like it should be weaker… not to mention I didn’t see it last time we were here.”

Beth’s cheeks redden as she remembers that night, “Can we get to it without tickets?”

“It’s along the fence so yeah,” you nod, gesturing at it.

Kat frowns, “What about the people in the parking lot? They can see us, and if we just suddenly disappear…”

>It’s fine, not like they can follow after.
>They’ll probably just think they were imagining things.
>I’ll look for another then.
>Write in

Sleep happened

>>38873265
>They’ll probably just think they were imagining things.
Just wait until they aren't looking.

>>38873265
>They’ll probably just think they were imagining things.

>>38873265
>They’ll probably just think they were imagining things.

>>38873265
>It’s fine, not like they can follow after.

>>38873265
>It’s fine, not like they can follow after.
>They’ll probably just think they were imagining things.

Heh... nearly linked that space about the guys at cern wanting to make a larger black hole so they can prove the existenceof paralel universes... heh

>>38873265
Could the car be parked at the far end of the lot near where they have to enter so they could sneak out of it and not have line of sight with anyone in the lot. No one pays attention to cars that are just parking.

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>>38873519
Not really due to the distance from the concrete to the fence, and by extension the nightmare.

>>38873631
over an hour alert Hap, you sleep again?

>They’ll probably just think they were imagining things.

“They’ll probably just think they were imagining things,” you say nonchalantly, as you make your way towards the nightmare.

Kat frowns but follows after, Beth shortly after as she glances around the half full parking lot.

You all stop just before for the nightmare, glancing about the lot real quick before entering, you bring your hand up to block the bright sun as you take in the Nightmare. All of you are standing on a small island next to a shack with seemingly endless ocean around you.

“... it looks just like an ideal vacation spot,” Beth comments wistfully taking in the warm sight.

“No kidding,” you say as you take a second look at the shack behind you, its a small ordeal no larger than one room. It looks almost as if it’d fall over if you pushed too hard on it. The door is shut, though you can see the shape of someone inside through the cracks in the boards.

“... its a shame,” Kat sounds almost sad as she looks around.

“Yeah,” Beth agrees as she transforms, letting you see just how muscular she’s gotten from the change.

”You should tell her that her shadow might be able to keep that change for her,” Shadow Alex speaks up, ”Then we could experience those abs, it’d be win win.”

‘That’s right… you did mention that a while ago didn’t you?’ you think as you say, “Shield of glass, Spear of light; Break now, mirror, aid my fight!”

Your clothes fragment, with the familiar sound of breaking glass, and launch outwards. The darkened fragments hover in the area reflecting light in interesting ways before returning to your body, leaving you in your cargo pants, and blouse; the book is last as it from before you. Your transformation completes as you take the book.
1/2

>>38875117

Kat and Beth have finished transforming as well, both of them looking around.

Beth speaks up first, “Lets try the house first, theres a lot of water and only one house.”

Kat nods in agreement, “I don’t handle water well anyways.”

>Summon Shadow Alex
>Wait for now

Also, actions:

>Search the water, the house feels too obvious
>The shack, you can see something in there.
>Write in

>>38874945
This is why I haven't run lately during the day when its warm I have problems existing.

>>38875151
>Wait for now
>The shack, you can see something in there.

>>38875151
>Wait for now
>The shack, you can see something in there.

>>38875151
>Summon Shadow Alex
>Search the water, the house feels too obvious
I understand completely, Heat drains me of energy too.

I'm in for crowdfunding haph a room sized refrigerator with internet connection

>>38875151
>Summon Shadow Alex
>The shack, you can see something in there.

Have SA watch our back, make sure a kraken doesn't sneak up on us. And it'd be polite to knock first, it's not like they won't notice us immediately.

>>38875406
Do you want to kill Hap? You know he'll fall asleep in there eventually and kill himself

>>38875151
>Wait for now
>Search the water, the house feels too obvious

>>38875151
>>The shack, you can see something in there.
Couldn't post all day.
Some spamming fuck has apparently gotten half of the provincial mobile network perma'd

>>38875560
>Some spamming fuck has apparently gotten half of the provincial mobile network perma'd

Christ that is some dedication to asshatary

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Calling for:

>Wait for now
>The shack, you can see something in there.

Writing now

>>38875422
I think thats about as likely to happen now.

>>38875560
Welcome to posting anon, and that's got to be loads of fun.

>The shack, you can see something in there.

You head to the door, knocking on it and waiting a moment.

“What are you doing..?” Beth asks you, shaking her head.

“It’s not like whatever's in there won’t know we’re here anyways,” you point out, before opening the door when nothing happens. The inside surprises you, as its larger than you expected and actually furnished.

Inside there’s a comfortable looking bed, with a hammock strung between its posts, a large couch across from a window that shows the ocean. The room has a plush rug that covers most of the open floor and in the corner is a mound of pillows where a relaxed woman with bizarre proportions lay.

Your eyes tell you that this is the demon, she motions to you then the room and you hear Beth respond behind you, “I guess that’s true.”

>Attack it
>Relax a bit
>Leave
>Write in

>>38876521
>Relax a bit
Could try the chill rout for once.

>>38876521

>Relax a bit

Seems legit.

>>38876521
>You seem awfully relaxed and civilized for a demon......
>Relax a bit
But have our weapon in hand just in case.

>>38876521
>>Relax a bit

>>38876521
>Talk to it? Try to get it to surrender. It is easier then fighting.
Sloth demon, calling it now.

>>38876521
>>Relax a bit

If this demon is chill I could see Alex making friends

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Calling for:
>Relax a bit

With a touch of talk to it,

Writing now.

Anything in particular you want to say/ask if it speaks?

>>38877037
What do you guys do all day?

>>38877037
Why is it so chill? How is it sentient? What is it doing?

>talking with the demon

Really guys, stop leading with your di-

>this thread

Yeah, I can't expect any better.

>>38877078
Not so much dicks as being chill. This thing attacks we'll kill it.

>>38877037
What's in the water outside, what it wants, what its name is.

Question for anons here: How do demons get their powers? As in how do they power their entire realm. If it's like our magical generator, could we go to the effort of collecting passive demons and have them chill in another SA room?

>Relax a bit

You shrug and take a seat on the couch, holding your book tightly ready to attack given a reason to do so, “Yo this demon seems pretty chill,” you say to Beth who’s looking you like you’re crazy.

Kat won’t even leave the doorway, “Let’s just attack it and get it over with,” she pleads.

“What are you doing Alex..?” Beth asks, “Seriously.”

“Take a look around, its a prime time vacation spot, and the demon has yet to attack us,” you point out, sinking into the comfortable couch, “Why not spend a moment to enjoy this?”

“Because we’re in a nightmare,” Beth’s says as if that’s more than enough.

“Look its relatively peaceful,” you gesture to the relaxed demon, and realize why her proportions feel off. Her body is ever so slightly off, neck too long, arms longer than they should, and shoulders wider than normal.

“So?” Beth asks, “This is a pretty cut and dry thing, we kill demons, thats a demon.”

You smile, “At least let me ask it some questions and see if it responds.”

With a sigh Beth gives in, “Fine but I’m not relaxing and if it does anything odd I’m killing it.”

“That’s fine,” you say, glancing at Kat who’s getting antsy, “It’ll be fine, don’t worry Kat.”

She shakes her head as she holds onto her wand tightly.

You watch her for a moment, your smile fading before deciding to get this over with.
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>>38878175

“Can you even speak?” you ask, wondering if this will be a waste of time.

It doesn’t respond, instead gesturing for Beth and Kat to join you in relaxing. Beth almost attacks at its movement, but stops when she realizes it’s just gesturing. Kat ends up walking outside, staying where she can see you.

“What is it that you want?” you ask, feeling a bit awkward at the lack of a response.

The demon points at you, and then Beth, though it doesn’t speak.

Beth hair rises on end, “Alex, please lets just kill it.”

>Yeah, okay thats enough.
>It can understand though, Beth.
>Continue asking it things, you might learn something.
>Write in

>>38878203
>It can understand though, Beth.
>Continue asking it things, you might learn something.


Hap did Alex and Beth doing the diddly here against the rules create this thing?

>>38878248
No, because it would have been a different sort of demon spawned in a different spot.

This one is spawned by other things.

>>38878203
>>Yeah, okay thats enough.
This is all sorts of weird and uncomfortable

>>38878203
>>Yeah, okay thats enough.

Thats enough of that

>>38878203
>>Continue asking it things, you might learn something.
We're not going to do as it wants, of course, but let's see if we can find out more abut, well, demons.

>>38878203
>Ask it one more question. If it doesn't answer blast it.
Just how much do you understand, and please use words or something. Even a grunt would be good.

>>38878203
>>Yeah, okay thats enough.

>>38878203
>It can understand though, Beth.
>Continue asking it things, you might learn something.
Get closer to it.

>>38878509
>getting closer

Haha. How about fucking no to that.

>>38878509
>Get closer to it.
Most retarded idea ever, don't do this.

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>Continue asking it things, you might learn something.

with
>>38878399
As a condition due to being tied.

Writing now

>Continue asking it things, you might learn something.

“Hold on, if it doesn’t answer this next question then we can,” you say enjoying what’s likely to be your last few moments of comfort.

“Fine,” Beth looks expectantly at you, “Ask then.”

“What is it that you do?” you ask, realizing you really don’t want to get off of this couch. That it’d be nice to stay here and escape from the world.

The demon stares at you, silent as its always been. You hardly can muster the will to get up, and fulfill your promise to Beth.

A metal pillar obscures your visions from the demon just long enough to break you from the trance you had entered.

The metal pillar slams into the demons, punching it through the wall and out onto the beach as it rolls away. It nearly makes it to the water before you see a fireball hit it in the face, rocking its head back.

You quickly get off of the couch and shake that feeling from your head.

”Finally!” Shadow Alex says with relief, ”Once you sat on the couch things started getting weird, and you didn’t seem to hear me.”

‘Well, I guess I found out what it did,’ you think as you consider what to do next.

>Summon Shadow Alex
>Spike Hell
>Shattered Mirror
>Write in

>>38879814
>Spike Hell

>>38879814
>Shattered Mirror

Will we ever meet another demon as cute as the ex-rumia one, that we can defeat by seducing it?

>>38879814
>Shattered Mirror

>>38879814
>>Spike Hell

>>38879814
>>Shattered Mirror
Well, we will definitely need to apologize to Beth, though I don't really regret the actions we took. Maybe she can break in those handcuffs.

>>38879885
Well that wasn't a demon, so there's that. Really though, it depends on the type of demon and how strong it is.

For example, a demon born of lust is more likely to have an accurate human shape and be attractive.

>>38879814
>Shattered Mirror

>>38879814
>>Shattered Mirror

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Calling for:
>Shattered Mirror

I need 3d6+5 DC 19 Best of 3

Rolled 3, 5, 3 + 5 = 16 (3d6 + 5)

>>38880291

Rolled 4, 1, 5 + 5 = 15 (3d6 + 5)

>>38880291
Alex needs one of those sweaters.
Leave SA out one night to browse the net for good clothing to make.

>>38880291
Might wanna burn a point.
I vote for spending one.

Rolled 6, 4, 3 + 5 = 18 (3d6 + 5)

>>38880370
>>38880291
I forgot to roll.

>>38880398
Result 24, 1FD taken

Writing Now

Ended up not needing the point heh.

I'm curious as to why people were voting to try and talk to the demon.
Are people just mixing up the different settings, or what?

>>38880537
The demon of the half formed one didn't try to fight at all, and was terrified of us. Seemed like a thing to try out, and it didn't turn out badly.

>>38880537
They saw a pretty girl being relaxed and thought they could befriend it.

It was a pretty obvious trap: Lull you into a false sense of security, drain your senses, and suddenly you're on the couch unable to move while it eats you alive.

These are demons, people. Not creatures you can talk to.

>>38880661
Hah, I'm just waiting for the demon that's genuinely friendly and harmless to humans. We kill it and anons start throwing a fit over it.

>>38880537
Thought maybe it could speak or be chill, guess not it dies now.

>>38880661
hindsight 20/20

>>38880758
I really hope Hap doesn't pull that on us.

>>38880758
I don't think that's going to happen.

>>38880629
It absolutely did though.
It shut down SA, drained our will to the point we couldn't stand up, and tried to get us to encourage beth to do the same.

>>38880661
They're negative impulses given form, right?
Now I gotta go check.

>Shattered Mirror

You rip a mirror from your book, taking darkness as you quickly channel the magic and throw it at the demon. It throws an arm up in defense, letting the mirror shatter against it throwing shards of glass into it.

It scrambles to its feet glaring daggers your way, you feel it channel magic but can’t tell what's happening until a group of glowing pillows lift frown the floor and launch your way.

It’s easy to avoid, your magic taking its toll on the demon. Kat runs in and wave makes a cone of fire that engulfs the demon.

Beth jumps out the hole she made and punches the sand, sending a way of metal spikes that cut through the demon easily.

It’s on its last legs, as it makes a run for the water; not even slowed by the holes Beth’s spikes have made.

>Giants fist
>Spike hell
>Attack

>>38881911
>Spike hell

>>38881911
>Spike hell

>>38881911
>Spike hell

>>38879988
Will be waiting warmly for it.
>>38881911
>Attack

>>38881911
>>Spike hell

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Calling for:
>Spike Hell

Roll 3d6+9 DC 23 best of 3

Rolled 5, 5, 5 + 9 = 24 (3d6 + 9)

>>38882377

Rolled 4, 4, 4 + 9 = 21 (3d6 + 9)

>>38882377

>>38882395
Perfect roll

>>38882413
>>38882395
What sorcery is this!?

Rolled 2, 5, 5 + 9 = 21 (3d6 + 9)

>>38882377

>>38882437
Alex's, duh.

>>38882395
perfect roll, amazing.

Result 24, writing now.

>>38882463
Clever heh.

But wouldn't a perfect roll on a 3d6 be 6+6+6=36?

>>38882686
>6+6+6=36
Anon

>>38882686
Well, no, because it would accumulate Darkness.

>>38882726
Oddly, he's right: sixes double.

>>38882686
Also we get more 1 6 in one rolls another roll counts.

>>38882760
Really? Neat

>>38882783
Yeah: sixes will double, but each six also accumulates a point of darkness that leads to changes of the temporary kind that makes life difficult (or not so difficult). Permanent changes happen through the use of Shadow Tokens (which is why we're a shadowbutt, Kat is a catbutt, Amy is a dragonbutt, and so on).

>Spike hell

You channel magic, feeling the flow and taking just enough to do what you want, and use the darkness in the demons shadow to create a hell made of spikes. The demon trips and rolls as the spikes fade.

A fireball explodes on it, just as it tries to get back up, causing it to collapse into itself leaving behind a teal colored core.

You head out of the shack and watch as the Nightmare starts to collapse on itself, Kat picks up the core as Beth frowns at you, “Let’s not do that again, imagine if you were alone!” she chides.

Kat bites her lip, “You could have ended up like I did…”

>Sorry, Honestly it seemed peaceful.
>It’s fine, you were here to save me.
>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.
>Write in

>>38883456
>>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

>>38883456
>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

>>38883456
>Think I'm that foolish to try alone? Wait... Don't answer that.
>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

>>38883456
>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

>>38883456
>Think I'm that foolish to try alone? Wait... Don't answer that.
>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

>>38883456
>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

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Calling For:

>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

Writing now

>>38883728
...it's too late to steal that couch for SA's room, isn't it?

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>I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here.

You frown at Beth, and Kat, “I wouldn’t have tried if you weren’t here. I’m not stupid.”

“Even with us here, you shouldn’t do something like that,” Kat protests.

“Yeah, but don’t you want to know what’s going on? Or at least to learn more about demons and why they do this shit?” You ask, as your curiosity burns, “Sure demons are bad and try to attack us, but what if we could talk one into being peaceful…”

Beth shakes her head, “Alex please, she nearly... beat you and it would have been your own fault.”

You rub the back of your head and glance at the quickly collapsing nightmare; something you take a sign to return to normal. Letting your outfit explode off of you, before returning your cut off shorts and tank top.

Beth and Kat both follow your example as you think about what they said.

>I’m sorry.
>I’ll be more careful next time.
>It was a little close, yeah.
>Write in

I think this is the end, its been rough today.

Hopefully by next time I'll be on something either stronger or different formula.

Thank you for putting up with this horribly slow thread, and drunk antics last night.

>>38884264
It would fade once the nightmare disappeared.

>>38884289
>>I’m sorry.
>>I’ll be more careful next time.

>>38884289
>I’ll be more careful next time.
>It was a little close, yeah.

>>38884289
>>I’m sorry.
>>I’ll be more careful next time.

>>38884289
>It was a little close, yeah.
>I’m sorry.

>>38884289
Thanks for running Hap

>>38884289
>I think this is the end, its been rough today.
>Hopefully by next time I'll be on something either stronger or different formula.
>Thank you for putting up with this horribly slow thread, and drunk antics last night.
All good boss. Most QMs drink anyways so that's nothing new. And there's slower QMs out there that don't even provide half the shit you post most of the time so you're find on that front.

Thanks thread and all that.

>>38884289
>>I’m sorry.
>>I’ll be more careful next time.

Good night, sweet Hap.

As usual, I'll stick around for a bit so if any

>Questions
>Concerns
>Comments

I'll answer them.

>>38884388
Thanks for playing, really.

>>38884405
>don't even provide half the shit you post most of the time
I don't even know what I provide, unless you mean updates.

>>38884425
Sleep well when you get to it Anon

>>38884459
>I don't even know what I provide, unless you mean updates.
Updates that are worth the wait to get them, fun encounters and setting, and characters who IF they have tropes as part of their make up are not JUST the tropes

>>38884503
>>38884459
Yep. That.

>>38884289
>>I’m sorry

>>38884459
thanks for running Hap, I just caught up, go get some rest