>>38868600
>Head into the building

>>38868600
>Head into the building
Shoot a laser blast into the sky to attempt to act like we are still in control of the situation.

>>38868609
This. Give our guys something for their scouters to pick up in case they can't detect us from whereever the hell we are.

>>38868600
>Head into the building
But shoot a blast into the sky or flare our powerlevel or something to signal... Wait, are we wearing our scouter right now?

If so, just call them and tell them to track us. If not, signal flare or something.

>>38868666
Yeah, but do we want the black genie monster to know that we could call for backup at any time?

>>38868685
We could just open a channel to them and not say anything. They could listen in and track us, just like Vegie and Nappa did with Raditz, but give no outward sign.

You bite your cheek and start to strut towards the castle entrance, but as a sign of independence, raise your hand high, blasting an enormous ki blast upwards, high into the air. You can only hope that the others will notice that at least.

You step under the shade of the castle entrance, pushing open the doors into a marble surfaced room, dimly lit with candles.

"You'll have to come deeper." Popo's voice taunts. "If you want to..." a tiny pause, "Discuss, with us. Third door on your left."

You square your shoulders and walk forwards, following the directions. The door opens to an even darker room, with a throne at it's centre. An ancient, withered looking Namekian sits in the throne, clutching a staff and staring at you sternly. Popo stands beside him, smiling at you, eerily calm.

"Mr Popo tells me your name is Kabuya."
The Namekian starts. "Welcome. I... am Kami. I created the Dragon Balls, you see, being the guardian of this Earth. This is my lookout that you've been brought too."

>What do you want, slug?
>Screw them, attack!
>Write in

>>38868755
>"I need those balls."
To resurrect people!

>>38868755
>What do you want, slug?

>>38868755
>I want your balls, old man!

>>38868755
>What do you want, slug?
"I'd make a joke about you looking like a scrotum but your people don't know what those are"

>>38868755
>I assume this has something to do with Kakarot and Raditz?

>>38868755
>Write in
A eerie, cavernous, dark room with a great throne the only distinguished feature. Obvious intimidation tactic. He wants us to stand alone and exposed in the darkness before his throne.

Pft. Fuck that. Just make a ball of glowing ki and set it to float high above us. Light this place up just because we can. See if it throws him off his game.

>What do you want, slug?

>>38868780
Don't rush into the topic of the Dragon Balls. Being to eager, showing it's something we want, will just weaken our position. Give him leverage over us.

>>38868834
Seconded.

"What do you want slug? I need those balls of yours." You demand, crossing your arms.

"Hmm. The monkey has sass." Popo quips, stepping away from the throne, into the darkness of the room.

"Straight to the point, I see." Kami nods slowly, closing his eyes for a moment. "Very well then, I shall speak frankly with you. Because of your arrival, both of us have had losses. You've lost your ward, and Earth has lost it's greatest warrior. And not only that, but on account of him, Mr Popo tells me that you've now accidentally called down two warriors on this planet, stronger than your ward, several times over."

You glare at him, exposing your fangs, "It sounds an awful lot like you're blaming me for this." You growl.

Kami raises a placating hand. "The way I understand it, you were here in a... misguided attempt to recruit Goku. I bare no ill will to you. Though I'm sure my dear other half does now, after his treatment at your hands. But pay him no mind." Kami stands, walking towards you now, "My point is, that with Goku dead, Earth stands even less of a chance of survival. I've started an attempt to make Goku stronger in the afterlife, before I resurrect him, but the boy is easily distracted, and I can't place all my faith in him."

"What are you saying, Namekian. Out with it!" You demand.

Kami nods once more, drawing level with you, "If you stay on this Earth, and help us defend it, help to train our remaining warriors, I'll allow you to resurrect both Goku and this.... Raditz. The.... Dragon Balls are only useful for reviving those who are dead, but only inside of a years timeframe."

>Fine. You have a deal, for now.
>Why should I help you?
>How about I just go and find the balls on my own then?
>What's this afterlife training about?
>Other

>>38868875
"Fine, but I'm keep Goku's kid till the deal is through. Think about it as collateral"

>>38868875
"Interesting offer, but can I be sure this planet is a safe place for my people to rebuild? I intend to bring my kind back, and if I stay here, I'll be doing it here."

"It's out of the way, certainly. Backwater planet, great food, fairly mild weather in most places, but there's no good place to train...unless you can provide one. But if a conflict arises between my people and the humans, you do understand whose side I will be on, yes?"

>>38868875

>Why should I help you?
>Also, what's this training about?

>>38868875
>What's this afterlife training about?
Did someone say... training?

>>38868875
>Fine. You have a deal, for now.
>But only so long as training "your warriors" doesn't interfere with our own training. After all, I think we both know that in the end it'll come down to Saiyan versus Saiyan.

>>38868875
>What's this afterlife training about?
>"Fine, but I'm keep Goku's kid till the deal is through. Think about it as collateral"

>>38868903
This

>>38868912
This seems like a good point.

>>38868912
That's not happening, anon. One year limit on resurrections, and the remaining number of Saiyans is too small to be genetically viable. And it seems like we'll need to off at least one more of our own kind even before we get Goku and Raditz back.

It's over. There may be a pure-blooded Saiyan or two in the future, but as a species this is pretty much the end of the line.

>>38868875
>>38868903
>>38868925
Sounds good. But if he asks for more reason, say we want to determine the viability of half-saiyan offspring in terms of strength, so we'll be training the kid.

You shrug, "Alright. You have a deal. But I'll keep Go- Kakarot's child until the deal is done. Think of him as my collateral."

Kami smiles, his wrinkles growing shallower. "Good. I'm glad we could come to an agreement."

You nod, as Mr Popo fades back into sight, "A wise choice. Your escape might have been.... unfortunate."

You let that implication hang in the air and turn back to Kami. "I'll train these' warriors' of yours, but I do NOT want them getting in the way of our training. Understood?"

"Seems reasonable." Kami nods.

You resist the urge to prod the Namekian in teh chest, "And speaking of training... what was that you mentioned about the afterlife?"

Kami leans against his staff slightly. "I... had to call in a few favours, higher up on the deific chain, but I've managed to attain Goku the right to be a pupil under King Kai."

"Which one is that?" You ask, unable to recall that name, "Sounds like an impressive title."

Kami purses his lips, "Titles can be.. misleading. Though he is a mighty warrior. He's the Kai of the Northern Quadrant, and he dwells within the Afterlife, on a small planet at the end of Snake Way; a thousands of miles long path that runs between Heaven and HFIL. I can only hope that Goku will receive sufficient tutelage there... but the boy is... unreliable at times."

"Some great hope you have here." You grunt, as Popo exits the room, the candles starting to glow a lot brigher as he leaves.

>Good to know there's always something to do when you die.
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.
>Well then. Let's get started.

>>38869016
>Good to know there's always something to do when you die.
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.

>>38869016
>What happened to the other Saiyans after Frieza killed them?
>Well then. Let's get started.

>>38869016
>Good to know there's always something to do when you die.
"Then again I'm definitely not getting the good side of that. Man this reminds me of that time on the bug planet. Good times"

>>38869016
>Good to know there's always something to do when you die.
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.

>>38869016
>Good to know there's always something to do when you die.
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.
It would be best if he was something other than dead weight when we resurrect him.
"Have you got any proper training facilities we can use? Gravity chamber? You've taken the position of a minor god on this world. Got a room where we can summon demons for combat practice? Anything to speed this up?"

>>38869016
>Good to know there's always something to do when you die.
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.

>>38869016
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.
>Well then. Let's get started.

Do you know how long we have until Vegeta and Nappa arrive here? Is there any way we could possibly spy on them from here?

>>38869016
>Good to know there's always something to do when you die.
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.
"As you said, Goku can be unreliable."

>>38869087
If we can get the green jackass to tell us about the hyperbolic time chamber, where we can get an entire years worth of training in a single day, we'll be fucking set!

We will paste Vegie and Nappa when they get here!

>>38869016
>>What happened to the other Saiyans after Frieza killed them?
>I want you to get the same training for Raditz.

>>38869159
Yea we could use some hyperbolic training.

>>38869159
>>38869165

Didn't they barely survive that at Cell Saga powerlevels?

"Hmmm. Good to know there's something to do when you die. But listen here. I want you to get the same training for Raditz. I'd like for him to be more than just dead weight by the time we revive him."

Kami frowns at that. "I... don't know if-"

You narrow your eyes dangerously. "Are you sure about that?"

Kami clears his throat, standing up straighter, assuming a regal pose. "I'll.... see what I can do. Mr Popo! Fetch the corpse."

"M~mmm. Always a fun time on the lookout." The black creatures voice echoes through the walls. "Byyyye."

Kami nods to himself, "Popo will return the corpse to me, you may feel free to wander the lookout, while I carry out my negotiations. But I will need you outside. Peace and tranquillity are a must."

You nod, heading back out into the open area of the lookout, as Raditz' body appears on the floor next to Kami, along with the heavily bleeding Piccolo, who screams in pain. "Oh dear me, Popo, take to a safe room and restrain him, would you?"

Popo laughs again, and takes a flight of stairs, heading deeper into the lookout, the younger Namekian slung over his shoulder.

You squint once more, emerging into the cool sunlight of the lookout, strolling over to where the tiles end and looking down.

Even as a space traveller, as someone capable of flight, you feel a little dizzy staring down from this height. "Quite high, aren't we?" Popo's voice asks from behind you. "That and the lookout is in the air. I have something that might interest you, Miss Kabuya."

You turn around, seeing the creature holding something metallic in it's pudgy hand. That looks familiar... "IS THAT THE ENGINE IGNITION CORE?" You scream.

The metal sinks slowly into the creatures skin, becoming one with it's flesh. "It was. Like you pointed out, we all need our collateral. You may have it back, when I think you've earned it."

>Write in

>>38869175
Goku survived as a kid. I'm sure it'll be fine.

>>38869159
With the fusion dance we'd already put Nappa down like a fucking deer, and probably put Vegeta through his paces if not beat him.

But yeah, I want to make Vegeta our little bitch: and not even in a sexual way, just in general.

>>38869159
Unfortunately, we probably won't get to use it because reasons.
I think because Goku went in once and nearly died? I completely forget why they wait until the Cell Saga to bother using it.

>>38869180
"Don't suppose you have any more of what your on? It's gonna be a long year..."

>>38869180

>Grin
>"I like you. Devious enough to think of it and ballsy enough to not only do it, but tell it to my face"

>>38869180
"What the hell ARE you, even? Other than incredibly high, apparently."

>>38869202
this then
>>38869198

>>38869180
We need to have Popo teach us his techniques. Kami too.

Popo has all the best techniques. Teleportation, time travel, senzu beans, and stuff. Ewen if we learn jut the beginning of time dilation, and fast travel, its still huge boon.

>>38869202
This.

He pretty much made sure we can't harm him without risking breaking the core.

>>38869216
Deleting old vote.Second

>>38869180
Do we have our scouter? What's Popo's power level?

Gnash our teeth in frustration, since he's obviously stronger than us. Ask Popo's about any triclops on the planet

>>38869180
"Heh, the slug said he was the guardian of this world, but you're the one that gets things done, aren't you, you sneaky bastard?

So, who are these pathetic weaklings I'm supposed to train, and what kind of resources and training equipment does this place have available? If I'm going to do a job, I do it right. Show me everything."

So is Popo gonna change colors half way through the quest?

You guys think we should try to hail our ship with our scouter so we can tell the others what's happening right now? They might be kinda freaked out right now.

>>38869187
>I completely forget why they wait until the Cell Saga to bother using it.

Pure meta reasons. The writers didn't invent it until then. Unless Chuckles wants to invent some extremely convoluted bullshit, there's no reason not to use the single best training asset we have.

We should get that Kami guy to train, too. No slackers under our watch

>>38869272
>You are now imagining a rainbow Popo.....

You bark out a laugh, "I like you. Devious enough to think of it, but ballsy enough to do it, right in front of my face at that." You curl your tail around your waist, "The slug said he was the guardian around here, but I bet you're the one who gets things done around here, aren't you?"

Popo stares, eyes still cold and empty. "I don't guard. But you had some things right. Kami has his uses. But there's a certain order to how things work here. You'll do well to remember that."

You grin all the same. "So what kind of maggots am I supposed to be training from this planet? Most of the people I've seen around here are nothing. There power levels are comparable to infants on my planet!"

Popo nods, "Yes, it's highly amusing, is it not. The ants scurry and scurry, but go nowhere. But we'll make do with the best of a bad lot. Kami presumably wants us to gather Goku's friends, we might even keep his brat around. I saw him make quite a show against your long haired friend." Popo's lip twitches at that.

>There was this girl, by Penguin village, what about her?
>A friend of mine is searching for something called the Three Eyed Clan, know about that?"
>Well, best start bringing them together now
>I'll go get my crew together
>Other

>>38869277
But he's old. There won't be much gain, and he could sprain something.

>>38869311
>>There was this girl, by Penguin village, what about her?
>>A friend of mine is searching for something called the Three Eyed Clan, know about that?"

>>38869311
>Ask about the three-eyed clan
>Ask what he knows about people who can't be read with scouters, mention the girl in Penguin Village

>>38869311

>There was this girl, by Penguin village, what about her?
>A friend of mine is searching for something called the Three Eyed Clan, know about that?"

>>38869311
>There was this girl, by Penguin village, what about her?
>A friend of mine is searching for something called the Three Eyed Clan, know about that?"
>I'll go get my crew together

>>38869311
>>There was this girl, by Penguin village, what about her?
>A friend of mine is searching for something called the Three Eyed Clan, know about that?"
>I'll go get my crew together

>>38869311
"A show? Interesting...maybe there is something to half-breeds here. I really hope there is; my people don't have much of a chance otherwise."

"Speaking of, remind me when this mess is over to find a geneticist. If the general population is gonna get a sudden influx of saiyan blood, work will need to be done to account for that kinda change."

>>38869311
>Other
"Only Gokus friends? That seems like limiting our pool. There must be plenty of maggots on this planet that aren't his friends. Do none of them have any potential?

Or is this a concern about conflicting groups? If so, don't worry about that, they'll learn to get along if they know what's good for them."

Seriously. Think about all the characters from Dragonball that were on par with Krilin and Yamcha. Yet Kami never even thought of recruiting them to SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD? Draft those fuckers.

"There was this girl... by a place called Penguin Village. She gave off no power level, not even basic signs of life, yet she punched me through a wall, and kicked me around the island."

"Hmm." Popo half laughs. "Did she have purple hair?" You nod slowly. "We like to pretend she doesn't exist. Kami tends to ignore that island. Says Norimaki creeps him out. Personally, I find his antics to be highly amusing. Sometimes I even record what the girl does, sell them as movies. It's how I stock the lookout with food. If you look around, you might even catch posters of her somewhere."

"But why don't we recruit her too? She seems strong enough." You persist.

"Can't fly. All the Saiyans have to do is fly out of her reach and she loses. That and how else am I supposed to eat?" Popo shrugs.

You growl in annoyance, "Well then, can you tell me anything about the Three Eyed Clan? A friend of mine is searching for them, he believes them to be his race's long lost relatives."

"Three eyes, you say? I know someone like that. He'll be one of the maggots we're going to train. Though I doubt he's got much alien blood left in him. Those dirty animals on the surface will interbreed with anything. Didn't you notice all the people that look like dogs and bears?"

>I still think we should recruit Arale
>Fine, I'll go get my crew together
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up?
>Other

>>38869387
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up?
>Fine, I'll go get my crew together

>>38869472
>>Fine, I'll go get my crew together

>>38869472
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up?

Also, ask about training facilities. There's all sorts of good shit on the Lookout that we can use, but we can't begin making plans until we ask and gain some IC knowledge of it.

>>38869472
>Fine, I'll go get my crew together
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up?

>>38869472
>Fine, I'll go get my crew together
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up

>>38869472
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up?
>Fine, I'll go get my crew together

Jesus Christ abridged Popo.

>>38869472
>>Fine, I'll go get my crew together
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up?

>>38869472
Training gear, and any technique guys around here?
We should outsource some training.

Also we culd get some of the less promising fighters trained up as cannon fodder, or we can cybernetic them up.

Seriously we need to get more cybernetic guys up in here. Androids are powerful as hell, even the earlier models.Android 8 for example.

>>38869472
>Fine, I'll go get my crew together
So what's the deal with the girl anyway? She some kind of demon or spirit maybe? You guys obviously have some serious magic kicking around on this rock. Speaking of...
>Are there any other warriors we can muster up?
If there aren't any worthwile fighters, how about other special abilities? Hiding from scouters or teleporting would be a huge help against Vegeta.

>>38869583
As would using actual tactics against him and nappa. Guerilla tactics. Misdirection. Anything other than standing in a row in front of him.

"Are there any other warriors this planet can scrounge up?" You ask, "Surely you must have more than a handful?"

Popo stares straight ahead. "There are... some slightly larger maggots in the pile, but they're even less experienced with the handful Kami was suggesting. I'll see what I can do. Cannon fodder is cannon fodder."

"Then I'll get my crew together." Popo vanishes, gone without a trace.

You turn your scouter back on, trying to get your bearings. Spinning on the spot, you find their power levels, gigantic among the humans, even from thousands of miles away.

You take to the air, flying south west as fast as you can. A few hours later, you touch down on Penguin Island, running up the ramp into the ship. Risel is rocking Kakarot's child in her arms, the child having finally stopped crying, sleeping in her arms now. You hear cursing from the engine room, both Teito and Diols, following it quickly, you find them huddled over the exposed guts of the ship, Teito's hair frazzled.

"It CAN'T just have disappeared!" She screams at Diol, "Ignition cores don't just GO missing!"

"Actually..." You begin, causing both to whip around. "The black thing- Popo- He jumped in here and took it." You snap your fingers, "Like that."

"KABU!" Teito leaps forward, wrapping you in a hug. "We were going to power the ship up and come after you, but the ship.... and the brat..." She trails off weakly.

>Write in

>>38869640
Yeah well I made a deal to get Raditz back and get him some training in the afterlife. However while they are trying to resurrect him we need to train up his "friends" to a level where they can entertain us and by proxy Nappa and Vegeta for a while.

Chuckles, can you tell us our current power levels?

>>38869640
>but the ship... and the brat..."
What about the brat?
Oh Space Jesus, you lost him, didn't you?!

>>38869640
"Well a series of good news then some bad news. We can in fact bring raditz back, I found one of Diol's kind, and we get to keep the kid. Bad news is we have to stay for about a year in order to fight off the Prince and his soldiers. Also I have to train some pussies."

>>38869640
>What happened to the brat?!

The brat is important. He is proof that our species can continue.

>>38869667
Kabu is 13,766
Teito is 8400
Risel is 10110

Diol is 20, 047

remember that time when PLs weren't bullshit? I don't.

>>38869669
He's in Risel's arms right now.

>>38869640

This >>38869673 plus:

>Don't worry about the ship. What happened to the kid?

>>38869691
Just a bit strange that Kabu did not gain anything but whatever.

And exactly how strong is our fusion form?

>>38869708
>>38869682
>>38869669
>Risel is rocking Kakarot's child in her arms, the child having finally stopped crying, sleeping in her arms now

Lern 2 red

>>38869691
Holy Crap Diol can solo Vegeta by himself.

>>38869673
This.

>>38869673
Second

>>38869728
If things turn out as canon, yes. Problem is, if he's been listening in on us and our adventures, he knows some of where we've been, what we've done and will do everything he can to make up the difference.

On the plus side, we'll probably have longer to prep before they arrive. If they do arrive in the same time frame they did in canon, then we'll probably have a much easier time of it.

>>38869781
Yes but Goku still has to arrive last minute which means we can only get a year. It's how plot works. Also someone is going to die before he gets here to.

"What happened to the brat?" You ask, your voice low.

"He... well he wouldn't go to sleep, and he was working himself up, and according to our scouters, his Power Level was going nuts.... so... Diol punched his lights out." She points back out to the cabin, "See, Risel's got him."

You glare at Diol, who just shrugs, "What? Who knows what the kid might've done? Could've taken the whole ship out in a tantrum."

You grunt in acknowledgement. Even with the ship out of commission, you don't want it levelled. You killed like... a thousand Arlians for it.

"Fair enough. Now here's the situation. I've made a deal to get Raditz back from the afterlife, and possibly Kakarot as well. In return... we have to train some of the local wildlife, to help fend off Nappa and Vegeta."

Teito nods slowly. "Sounds.... reasonable. I guess. And I'm sure Risel will love it here. The libraries on this planet seem to be enormous."

You slap a fist into your palm. "Well then. I believe we're expected back at a place called Kami's Lookout. They're keeping Piccolo locked up there too, a huge platform in the sky. And... try to not annoy Popo." You march everyone back out to the cabin, and explain to Risel the situation, and she eagerly agrees with the deal as well.

The younger Shamoian chips in timidly, "Wh-what about us?"

>Stay here, keep the ship clean, or else
>You're coming with us, I still need servants
>You're free to go

>>38869781
>he's been listening
Didnt he said last thread that he has only started paying attention to Raditz after his pod was destroyed.

>>38869808
>Stay here, keep the ship clean, or else

>>38869808
"Finish your cleaning duties for the day then go sightsee or something I dunno."

>>38869808
>Stay here, keep the ship clean, or else
Also, they're kind of stuck there anyway. They can't leave the planet, and it's not like being homeless and unemployed on Earth is any better than their current arrangement.

>>38869808
>Stay here, keep the ship clean, or else

>>38869721

She said "the ship... and the brat...". I suppose he made a scene, or she is worried about him, or something.

>>38869842
Second

>>38869808
>Stay here, keep the ship clean, or else
We're all stuck here, so you can sight see or farm or whatever with your free time.

>>38869808
>Maintain the ship and explore or whatever. We're going to be on this rock for a while. Make yourselves comfortable.

>>38869819
If that's the case, and they're both exactly as in canon, then we've got this in the bag.

We just need to make sure we kill them quickly, because Vegie is a fucking sore loser and will slag the entire planet to take us with him.

>>38869842
This

>>38869899
Likely Piccolo or Kami will probably die due to our incompetence forcing us to go to Namek and fight Freezer.

>>38869953
Who said the slug is going to be involved in this fight?

Seriously, we have a magic Get-Out-Of-Death-Free card, which means that unless we fuck up EPICALLY this will all go fine. Why would we put the slugs in the line of fire and risk that?

No. Kami stays on the Lookout and Piccolo can stay in his cell. We will not draw the fight here and not risk either of them becoming collateral damage.

That would be retarded.

"Maintain the ship. I want this place as clean as I left it by the time we come back.... but in-between that... you're free to explore." You relent. "But I want this floor so clean I can eat off it. Understood?"

They both nod, clearly terrified, as you descend the ramp, and take to the air, leading the way back to the Lookout, where a cluster of slightly higher power levels have gathered.

You spot them from the air, a collection of humans....some sort of... demon? And one doll... thing?

Popo nor Kami are anywhere in sight, as you alight on the lookout, looking them all over, half of them look scared out of the wits. One even looks familiar, panicking at the sight of you and scurrying backwards. A short bald fellow with no nose, dressed all in orange.

"I-i-it's you-I-I please don't, just don't kill me!" he begs, falling over backwards.

"Krillin? What the HFIL man?" Another in orange asks, his hair halfway down his back, looking back and holding a hand to help the bald one up.

>Shut up maggots, I want all of your names. Now!
>Write in

>>38870034
>Shut up maggots, I want all of your names. Now!

>>38870034
>Shut up maggots, I want all of your names. Now!
ATTENTION!

>>38870034
>To Krillin: Hey, Raditz was an ass and got himself and his brother killed. Sorry about that. Not sorry about blowing up your ship, that was a matter of convenience so I could sort shit out without getting disturbed...fat lot of good it did me...

>I'm Kabu, welcome to my house of pain

>Shut up maggots, I want all of your names NOW!

>>38870034
"This is what Kami gathered? This world is in more dire straits than I realized."

>>38870034
Introduce ourselves, get their names, tell them about the deal we made since in involves training them then check their power levels and force them to spar so we can see their capabilities.

>>38870034
>Shut up maggots, I want all of your names. Now!
>Now I could just look into my scouter and be disappointed instantly, but power levels are often misleading. So I want each of you to give me your best shot and I will judge you based on that.

>>38870034
>Shut up maggots, I want all of your names. Now!

"I want to know who you are. What you are. And what you can do. You first, introduce yourself maggot." *pick one at random*

The first one that gives us lip gets his shit pushed in. We need to make an example early or we'll waste half our time keeping these clowns in line.

>>38870034
Seduce Krillin.

>>38870034
>Shut up maggots, I want all of your names. Now!

>>38870123
Forgot to specify, seduce Krilin the sayan way.

>>38870034

>Go close to the small bald guy

>"Don't worry about that, lil' guy. I won't kill you. You may wish I did after a while, though."

>Sinistre smile just for him and only for him

>"Shut up maggots, I want all of your names. Now!"

>>38870123
>>38870149
>Seducing a pathetic weakling on the same level as a WORM
Get out you disgrace of a Saiyan!

>>38870164
>not wanting to see Krilin get his ass kicked by yandere.

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>>38870164
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>>38870164
We just MIGHT give Vegeta a chance after punching him in the balls few dozen times.

>>38870193
We must train our new move. Kabuya ballbuster!

"SHUT UP MAGGOTS!" You tell, startling all of them. "This is all that Kami could muster? This planet is in worse straights then I could have imagined. Now, welcome yo Kabuya's house of pain." You tell them with a wicked grin. "NAMES! ALL OF YOU! NOW!"

Krillin shrinks back further, along with the other one in orange. But one in green with... a third eye, steps forward. "I'm Tien. Tien Shinhan. A student of the Crane School of martial arts." He nods to Diol, "I see I don't have to explain much about me to you."

Diol raises an eyebrow, as the doll thing steps forward next. "I-I'm Chiaotzu. I also am a student of the Crane School. Ummm. Hello." He quickly steps back as well.

A ma in orange flowing robes gulps and steps forward this time. "You.. may call me Nam. Please... I don't know why I am here... I just want to go home and protect my people."

You ignore his pleas, as a woman steps forward this time. "You can call me Ranfan sugar." She says, batting her eyes sweetly.

You ignore her, pointing to the next person in line. "Spike! The devil man. I am a warrior from HFIL previously in the employ of the witch Baba."

That leaves the two in orange and a fat man, with a sword on his gut. "Hmmph, Yajarobe. Don't expect me to do much fighting. I don't even know why Popo bothered bringing me."

You take a note of that, coming to stop at the two in the orange gi's

"Get. UP!" You roar the last word, making the bald man jump to his feet. "NAMES! Don't make me say it again.

"Y-Yamcha ma'am. Student of the Turtle School, pupil of Master Roshi." The one with the hair stammers, leaping to attention.

The bald one's still lying down, frozen in fear. Yamcha nudges him with a foot. "Krillin! GET UP!" He hisses. "Do you know what Popo'll do to us?"

>Write in

We need to train our tail so that it is no longer a weakness.

Which reminds me, if Geets tries to use that moon trick all he is going to do is get three apes against him at once.

>>38870123
>>38870149
It's too soon for that.
Wait for it until we find out in-character that he has an eight inch tongue and appearantly doesn't need to breathe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vusfoaVYx-4
Then reconsider.

>>38870255
>Blast a fullpower Ki blast right next to Yamcha's head "YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT I'LL DO TO YOU IF YOU DON"T LISTEN!"

>>38870255
Krillin. Listen My job is to train you up to an acceptable level so I won't kill you. However Nappa and Vegeta? When they come they'll slaughter everyone here for shits and giggles. So unless you want to get blasted as a weakling, get up, man up , and grow a sack!

>>38870273
>He tries to dodge anyway
>Ends up dodging -into- it
Dammit Yamcha.

>>38870287
Goddamnit Yamcha....How can you be so much of a jobber!?

>>38870255
"Dear lord they might have just sent me the turtle I saw earlier"

>>38870255
"Forget about Popo. You're not high enough up the pecking order to worry about him. Instead, you're gonna be worrying about me, because in a year the Prince of my people and his steroid-jockey of a manservant will be popping in here to wreck the place. You've all got one year to get swole, and I've been paid to beat the weakness out of you. Now, HIT ME!" Let each of them get a free shot, so we can see how to train each of them based on their respective power.

>>38870273
This.

>>38870255
Grab the pathetic maggot and bury our fist in his gut so hard he pukes up everything he's ever eaten.

"Okay, pat attention you worthless sacks, because I'm not repeating myself to the likes of you. You have all been recruited to defend your world from a coming invasion.

I have been recruited to make you all slightly less pathetic.

You, fat boy, I don't 'expect' anything from you. I /demand/ results. You do as I say and pull your weight or I'll use you as an example to the others. AM I CLEAR?!"

>>38870255
Give the disrespectful ones spankings.

I wish we would had gone to the sex shop, and gotten a whip (or a dildo) to threaten and spank them with.

>>38870255

"Alright, all of you! In approximatly one year, some people way nastier than me will come to this planet and anihilate its inhabitants. For fun, mostly. For profit too, maybe. And your green Kami guy happen to have asked me to train you people, hoping you can defend Earth. Now, I have no patience for whiners and loosers. If you want to walk out, do it now"

>If someone tries to walk out, knock them out and tell the others that they'll get out of training when they're strong enough to escape us

That'll do it.

>>38870356

>when they're strong enough to escape us

You do know that at least two of them know the Solar Flare, right? That wouldn't exactly make it hard since we still can't sense energy, and we can't really do shit while blinded.

>>38870340
>getting knocked the fuck out by a dildo-wielding amazonian alien with a monkey tail
I don't even know if this is my fetish or not, but I'd be willing to find out.

>>38870332
Our efforts create Yajarswole

"Dear Kais, they might as well have sent me the talking turtle while they're at it." You grab Krillin by the heel and drag him closer, as well as knocking Yamcha to the floor while you're at it. "You shouldn't be worrying about what Popo will do. You're not high enough in the pecking order for him. That makes you my job. And I have a VERY short temper. Got it?"

They both nod in silent terror.

"Good. Now both of you. UP! Oh and Krillin was it? Man up!" You strut back in front of them Risel looking like she's trying not to say something, while Teito and Diol nod you on. "Listen here, Earthlings. You all have a very short period of time to become strong enough to defend it from aliens that are a lot nastier than I am and around the same level of strength. 'How strong am I?' You ask."

You hurl a ki blast larger than ten grown men into the air. "And that was me barely trying. Got it?"

They collectively gulp in fear, apart from the one Triclops who just nods in stoic goodnaturedness.

"Good."

>Pair up and start sparring
>I want each of you too hit me with your best shot.
>Sort out what to do with the kid first.
>Other

>>38870255
"Listen up, maggots! When I was as weak as you were my people sent me and my friends to conquer ENTIRE PLANETS with pointy sticks and a sharp rock... and we had to SHARE the rock! Did we complain? Did we cower? HFIL NO WE DIDN'T!"

"Now I'm going to give you two choices: first choice is I turn you sad sacks into respectable warriors, and you're gonna help me defend this ball of dirt from the other assholes who are coming to conquer it. The second choice is death, either at my hands or theirs."

"We start training now. We'll stop when I tell you it's time to stop."

>>38870420
>I want each of you too hit me with your best shot.

>>38870420
>I want each of you too hit me with your best shot.

>>38870420
>I want each of you too hit me with your best shot.

>>38870420
>Pair up and start sparring
Is wiser than letting them attack you.

>>38870420
>Point at Tien "You i like the most! You get the first shot!"
>I want each of you too hit me with your best shot.

>>38870420
>Pair up and start sparring

They might be weak, but it's stupid to have all of them attack us without any knowledge of their techniques. For all we know they could be hiding their power, or wearing particularly heavy clothing.

>>38870420

>"Show me your best shot, each of you"

>>38870420
>Pair up and start sparring

While they're warming up, talk to Risel about the kid. We gotta decide what to do with him.

Any reason why Chichi isn't here?

She's stronger than some of these guys.

>>38870420
>I want each of you to hit me with your best shot

I am prepared to be impressed by Destructo Disc

>>38870616
Even Popo doesn't want to deal with her attitude.

>>38870616
Cause shes busy looking for the dragon balls. Thats what i assume everyone who isn't here is doing.

best shot it is

>>38870645
RIP Kabu

>>38870617
>Invented the best attack in the series.
>Constantly forgets to use it.
>Only time he gets a clean hit, it's against an opponent that can shrug it off. (Cell)

Motherfucker could have taken out Freeza and all his goons if he'd used it intelligently.

When we see their moves in action. We are sooo going to learn them for ourselves.

Shit. Solar flare + destructo disk = minced enemies!

>>38870617
Destructo Disc nothing, if we get hit by the Devilmite Beam we are toast.

>>38870689
>Only time he gets a clean hit, it's against an opponent that can shrug it off. (Cell)

That was non-canon filler. As far as we know the destructo disk has no upper limit.

>>38870255
Nam, Ranfan, and Spike. I don't remember these guys too well, it's been aaages since I watched Dragonball. Are they any good?

We should also conquer the planet while we'really at it. Seriously, why do they leave the useless dog in charge?

Look at the bright side guys. We will get chance to learn Kaio-ken after Krillin slice us in half with destructo disk in next update.

>>38870756

I don't think Krillin has invented the Destructo Disk yet.

>>38870756
Kaio-what?

>>38870745
He didn't say we couldn't conquer the planet..

>>38870733
Spike -Devilmite beam. Makes enemy implode himself, ewen if the enemy is really strong.
Ranfan is a fucking stripper. Weak as fuck.
Nam- Arial combat expert, no ki abilities, cant fly. Mostly just jumps up, and dropkicks(/hits). Not that strong, but if he learns to fly, has potential.

>>38870770
If not, then we are getting our heart exploded by the Devilmite beam.

>>38870696
>Devilmite Beam

Damn, that's one of the things I grew to hate about Dragonball. It became all about the power levels.

All conflicts were boiled down to Enemy is stronger. Saiyans get a power boost. Saiyans are stronger than Enemy now.

They hardly ever entertained the idea of fighting smarter instead of fighting harder. So many times we were shown that brute force wasn't the only option, but they stuck to brute force anyway.

Remember the Mafuba? Goku knew the fucking Mafuba and was strong enough to survive its use. He could have ended Freeza in no time if he'd bothered to plan ahead at all!

>>38870791
I think Ranfan would realize her best shot against Kabu would be worthless, so she'll probably sell herself as a tactician.

You know, someone to observe the battle from nearby, and be on comms with everyone for a coordinated assault.

>>38870770
This is true. He invents it for the fight against the Saiyans.

>>38870733
Spike's Devilmite Beam attack amplifies any evil in a person's heart to the point where their heart explodes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfTFmZQ8CY8

>>38870733
Nam was at least on Krillin's level when he fought Roshi (although that was at least 12 years ago from our POV and we have no idea if even trained since then)
Ranfan was weaker than Nam, but still world class level.
Spike was somewhere north of Yamcha but nowhere near Krillin or Tien. He has some killer gimmick beams though.

>>38870802
>Remember the Mafuba? Goku knew the fucking Mafuba and was strong enough to survive its use. He could have ended Freeza in no time if he'd bothered to plan ahead at all!

The mafuba doesn't work on everyone, and Goku never bothered to learn it. Piccolo could have tried it on Buu, though.

>>38870645
Hey

Hey Chuckles

When Nappa got hit by Tien's attack in the series

His armor was gone, but he was mostly okay.

I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT

>>38870791
>we see everybody's special attacks
>copy them instantly

It's like I'm really playing Xenoverse

>>38870815

So Krillin's strongest move right now is probably the kamehameha.

>>38870864
So Tien's techniques, DevilMite ray, and Yamcha's direction controllable ki ball are the impressive aspects of this.

If we're hit by the Devil Beam, we could gain time by going Giant Ape

"Now I want each and every one of you to hit me with your best shot. I'm more than sure I can take it."

Shockingly, Nam is the first to step forward. "If I can push you back, can I go home."

"Shut up and attack." You bark. Nam sighs, taking a deep breath and leaps high in the air, flips so that he's coming face down and dives with his arms crossed in front of his face.

He slams into you, his forearms crashing into the top of your skull, before he bounces off you, a slight tickle on your head. He fall to the ground, screaming in pain, his forearm bent grotesquely. "Dear Kami, no!" The dark skinned man cries, "WHY?"

With a laugh of genuine amusement, Popo appears over him. "And that's why I brought you. You can go now." In a blink, Nam is gone. "Trust me. He wasn't worth training." He points to Ranfan and Spike. "I don't place much stock in those two either. Particularly her."

Ranfan growls and rushes at Popo, only to disappear mid charge. "Adorable." He turns back to you. "I'll let come back when she's calmed down. She's screaming something terrible right now though."

With that, Popo is gone again, leaving behind a cold wind blowing across the lookout.

Finally, Yamcha steps forward. "I-I can do it!" He drops into a low stance "Taste my Spirit Ball!" He cries, hurling a ball of ki from his raised hand. "HA!"

It paffs off you in a small dust cloud. The others all go similarly, Krillin launches a pathetic blue energy wave at you, with an extraordinarily long charge time, while Chiaotzu blasts a quick, yellow beam from his fingertips, both don't even leave a scratch.

Tien pulls the same move as Chiaotzu, but throws more strength behind it, knocking you back about half an inch.

Finally Spike steps forward, "I... don't think you want my strongest attack. It literally can kill anyone, despite their strength. So... uh... DEMON FORK?"

A pitch fork appears above the demon, but clangs off you, bent into a million pieces. Behind you Teito stifles a laugh

>Write in

>>38870883

Yamcha invents the Spirit Ball for the Saiyan invasion. The others are all great, though.

What I don't get is why the destructo disk gets put over so hard, but the Makankosappo gets totally ignored.
It's the same basic principle, power level doesn't matter, it just drills. It put a hole in Raditz and Raditz was almost three times as strong as Piccolo at that time.

>>38870898
Ask Spike about his one shot attack.

>>38870898
>Write in
Have Spike explain what his strongest attack does.

After he does that, have him come at us and show us his melee skills. If he holds any promise at all, then taking the time to train him up might be worth it.

>>38870905
So will WE use the Makankosappo?

>>38870898
Ask spike about his strongest attack. It sounds like it has potential, especially for a group of weaklings like this.

>>38870898
>Krillin launches a pathetic blue energy wave at you, with an extraordinarily long charge time

I feel like we're going to be surprised by Goku's x4 Kamehameha vs the Galick Gun in the future, assuming the fight even goes that far.

>>38870898
Ask how his strongest attack can kill anyone. If it's true that's a pretty useful ability to have in reserve. We could have him test it on something so we can see how long it takes him to fire it and see if it can be improved.

>>38870898
"That. Was. Pathetic. You, Spine. If you won't use your technique on me, find something you *can* demonstrate it on. Then we'll start training."

>>38870900
Actually he uses the spirit ball in the tournament where Piccolo jr shows up. It was the closest the move ever got to being useful but it still failed him.

>>38870947
When we beat Piccolo a but more, yes. Beyond that, we find those who aren't complete jobbers, get some gravity training in for them, get some nice abilities, and train ourselves.

>>38870898


>What's your attack, devil guy?

>The others, you do need training. And you will get it.

>>38870973
But he'll never teach it to us.

>>38870898
"Can kill anyone despite their strength? I'm listening Blue Boy."

>>38870905
Makankosappo is Special Beam Cannon, right? It sucks. Long charge time, and not much damage.
Its just upped up dodon ray, only slower.

>>38870905
Because it starts getting deflected like a normal Ki blast eventually, but the disc never does (with the exception of Cell's filler no sale on it).

>>38870954
>>38870948
>>38870975
It might be something that only demons can use, but if possible, we're totally learning if ourselves.

>>38870983
Implying we'll give him a choice.

>>38870898
>Inquire about that kill-technique

>>38870898

Destroy the moon to show how strong we are.

>>38870988

They manage to reduce the charge time later in the show, though. Cell gets it off much, much faster, for example.

>>38871062
Hahahhaha! Oh, that's funny, everyone and their grandma can blow up the moon! Shit man, you had me going there!

>>38871093
Yeah, that's small potatoes, we need to blow up the sun.

You raise your brows, crossing your arms. "Most all of you were pathetic, but alright blue boy. Tell me about this one hit kill of yours."

He clears his throat. "Well you see, it's a beam, which only us devil's can do. It takes a while to charge up too, but when it hits someone, it works it's way into their heart, where it finds all their internal evil's, their thoughts and feelings, and it amplifies them a million fold, until they becomes so consumed by it their bodies literally give up."

"How long of a charge up are you talking here?" You pry.

The devil scratches the back of his neck. "Well.... that's the thing. It takes five minutes these days. And it only grows longer, the more time I've been out of HFIL. That and it doesn't work on two types of people. Those who have completely pure hearts. And those who are already entirely consumed by evil."

You chew your cheek. "Those are a lot of qualifies for such a slow attack."

The devil takes a few steps back, "B-but it can kill anything."

"Amost. Anything." You correct him.

"Umm, Kabu, can you-"

"Get back in line Spike." You order, as he falls in line. You point to the fat one. "You! You moved up the line when I wasn't looking. Tried to skip your turn for an attack. You don't think I'm that dumb, do you?"

"Aw geez." Yajirobe groans. "Alright fine, but if Tien couldn't do nothin I don't know what ya expect of me." He draws his sword and channels ki along it, before swinging it in a wide arc. A thin blade of energy comes sliding towards you, but also explodes uselessly against you, mildly ruffling your hair.

"Kais above." Teito groans.

>This is too sad to deal with right now. Figure out what to do with the kid
>Other

>>38871168
>This is too sad to deal with right now. Figure out what to do with the kid

He's at least half Sayian. He's got to have some potential.

>>38871168
>Other
>This is too sad to deal with right now. Figure out what to do with the kid

Send Teito to "spar" with them hand to hand to see how shitty they are at that (since she's our lowest PL and probably still has the weakest technique). Brute force these guys ain't but maybe some of them are decent technical fighters we can turn into something.

Then go figure out what to do with the kid.

>>38871168

>Put them in basic training exercises while the competent people go figure out what to do with the kid.

>>38871168
>Other
Clearly we have a lot of work to do.
First off, you're all to fucking weak to actually go toe to toe with anyone! So there are two options, and since I'm so nice I'm gonna let you pick!

1- I train you until your strong enough to actually scratch someone!
2- You come up with your own REAL one hit kill attack. One that works on EVERYONE. Do that in a week and you can work on making that attack useful. FAIL and you get the strength training that everyone else gets, times two.

>>38871168
>This is too sad to deal with right now. Figure out what to do with the kid
>All of them get gravity training, start with the basics

>>38871168
Ask if anyone else has any techniques.

>>38871168
>Other
"Split up into pairs and spar with each other for now, I gotta go figure out what to do with Kakarot's half-breed brat."

>>38871168
>This is too sad to deal with right now. Figure out what to do with the kid

Can't do much with them right now. When Popo or Kami get back, we can talk about training options. What we'll have to work with.

>>38871168
> "Anyone else have useful techniques that you haven't used?"
>Tien, Chiaotzu, and this Krillan...are pathetic, but they'll have to do. Gravity training after we look at their physical technique and skill.

>>38871168
>other
Get them in pairs and have Diol begin training them. Take the girls and begin training the kid.

>>38871293
Second

>>38871168
Watch him for about five seconds, then say "Right. I've given this more thought than it was worth, but I've come to a conclusion. All of you who fight a year from now will die. Painfully. If you're unlucky enough to not get snuffed before training is over. First thing's first is teams. Three-eyes, you're working with Diol. Fatman, I expect you to be able to cut my hair from fifty feet in a month. Devil Dude, Spike is now your bitch. Beat him regularly. Spike, if you don't want to be Devil Dude's bitch, you'll have to beat him. Pokemon, you and Baldie are on Ki duty. Spend the next day meditating and building up your Ki reserves, in twenty four hours I expect you to at LEAST scratch my armor."

>>38871371
>Devil Dude, Spike is now your bitch.

Spike IS the Devil guy.

>>38871371

> in twenty four hours I expect you to at LEAST scratch my armor.

this is going to end with Krillin cutting off our tail somehow.

>>38871404
So is he basically saying,
>Spike, learn how to fuck yourself?

>>38871411
I thought Spike was Yamcha.

You slap a hand into your face. "Okay.... just... pair up and start sparring until I get back. The competent people have something to do first." You glance over at Diol. "Reckon you can crack the whip here? I got to figure out what to with Kakarot's mutt."

He nods, as they all pair off. Tien with Yamcha, Chiaotzu with Krillin and Spike with Yajirobe, Spike summoning another pitch fork.

Diol strides among them, bellowing orders and slapping Tien on the shoulder, telling the Earthling he wants to talk later.

You grab the child out of Risel's grip and head towards the castle, the girls hurrying to keep up with you. "Kabu... don't you think we should try to be at least a little bit nicer to them? You know, carrot and the stick?"

You turn back to her, "Ris, the strongest among them has a power level of 250. 2... 50. The Prince was rumoured to be at 6000 by the age of five. I don't have a single minute to waste going easy on them." You lift Gohan by the scruff of the neck. "This one's power level went mad because he was upset according to you. So now I'm going to find out what's up with it."

"Hm~mm, taken an interest in half breeds have we." Popo asks, appearing behind you. "What are the odds, right now Ranfan is worrying about half breeds too. But there's no Saiyans where she's gone." Popo plucks Gohan from your grip, "Perhaps this little maggot will be of some use though. If you give him some proper training, of course in the-"

"In the Pendulum Room, yes, good idea Mr Popo." Kami says, emerging from his throne room. "I've gone into severe debt on the other side, but I've convinced Yemma to send Raditz to King Kai." Kami extends a hand, "Now Kabuya, I believe you have a Dragon Ball already on you. Would you be so kind as to hand it to me? For safe keeping, of course."

>Write in

>>38871520

"Okay, but if you fuck me on this, imma blow you and your planet up."

>>38871520
No,You're going to need it for the resurrection right? I want to be there for the ceremony so you don't screw me over. No offense but I trust you as far as I can throw Popo.

>>38871520
>"I've got more than a passing interest. Much as I might not like it, there's three females and four males of my race left, two of whom are waiting on a resurrection and the other two will have to be beaten into submission. If breeding with the humans still produces capable warriors..."

Top part's optional, but either way, "Fair enough. Just remember we have a deal and all. Also, what's the Pendulum Room?"

>>38871520
>>38871581
This

>>38871520
"I'm told there's a few of them you need to collect for them to work? Why don't I just hold this one for now, just until you gather the others.

Down to business. What sort of resources do we have to work with here? You mentioned a Pendulum Room? What does it do, and what else do you have?"

>>38871520
>"I will keep it safe enough, I want to know you don't summon the thing for yourself when I'm not looking"

>>38871520

> It will be plenty safe with me, old guy

> though, if it may put your mind at ease, I will make sure that Raditz repay any debt you own because of his stupid ass.

> Now, who's this kid's mother?

>>38871520
>"First, what is this Pendulum room?"
>"As long as Raditiz gets this training, and if I can send him a message, I suppose you can have them. Where would Kakarot and Raditiz appear when they're brought back from HFIL?"

>>38871520
"So where the hell are the others anyway. Or do you have your people working on that."

okay, hanging on to the ball and...

>Ask who's the kids mother
>What's the Pendulum room
>I don't trust you old man

>>38871682
>Ask who's the kids mother
>What's the Pendulum room
>I don't trust you old man

Why not ask all three?

>>38871682
>What's the Pendulum room

>>38871682
>Ask who's the kids mother
>What's the Pendulum room

>>38871682
>Ask who's the kids mother
>What's the Pendulum room

>>38871682
Por que no los tres?

We already asked about the kids mother last thread but okay.

>>38871682
>Ask who's the kids mother
>What's the Pendulum room
No reason to tell him our plan in he backstab us. It will be a painful surprise.

>>38871699
He wasn't giving us options to choose, he's just telling us what the next update will include.

>>38871682

>I don't trust you old man
> Ask who's the kid mother

mother and pendulum room it is then

>>38871784
Apparently I was wrong. I read that as a statement, not a question.

Why is Mister Popo so edgy lately?

>>38871963
DBZ Abridged

>>38871963
Chuckles like DBA

>>38871963
Political context. He is a nigga with a turban.

But yea, Popo seemed more chill in canon.

>>38871587
Six males, you mean. Although Broly is kind of a bust, and we hate his dad.

Speaking of, we should really tell Kakarot that he has a psychotic nemesis he's never even met who's possibly even more powerful than the other enemy he's never even met, and is specifically out for his blood.

>>38871963
Chuckles decided to base him (and possibly more characters) on the Team Four Star interpretation of the Dragonball universe. It's a good thing.

>>38871963
I prefer him this way.

>>38872013

Just wait until he gets into the pot. He'll be real chill then.

You shake your head. "No, I've taken quite the shine to it. I'll hang onto it, until we're ready to summon it at least." Kami's lips narrow at that, but he nods all the same. "Now what's this Pendulum room you mentioned?"

Kami clears his throat, "It is a way for one to project ones mind backwards, into a shared image of the past, shaped by the consciousness of all involved. Where one can test their strength and train against stronger foes."

Popo laughs again, quieter this time. "Oh, they'll just love the things I can dream up."

"Right." You shake the kid again, his yellow tunic rustling. "And this one. Tell me about his mother."

Kami coughs, a light sweat appearing on his forehead. "Chichi is.... a fearsome woman. While not powerful, she has a way of..."

"Scaring most people?" Popo suggests

"Scaring most people, yes." Kami adds, "Especially in regards to her son. She's.... quite overprotective of him."

"I'll say." Popo adds. "Maybe she'll go insane. That is if she ever finds out that you have him. Not to mention she has money. Not that it can help against you, but she does have resources. She might be able to track him down."

Kami clears his throat. "Speaking of tracking, I've invited someone who has a device to track Dragon Balls. I believe the two of you are... acquainted. Similarly to your acquaintance with young Krillin out there. I would appreciate if you could apologise to her, she can be a great ally to us. Most times. She'll be here shortly. Once she's acquired a new vehicle."

>I owe her no apology
>Write in

>>38872130
>"Fine whatever. Where is she?"

>>38872130
"Fine but if the old man shows up no promises about not drop kicking him"

>>38872130

"I suppose if she's helping... It's not like it mattered anyway. Kaidammit Raditz."

>>38872130
"If her help in resurrecting Raditiz and Kakarot is her way of an apology, I suppose I can give her one."

>>38872130
>What exactly do I need to apologize for? If I was inclined to do so?

canon popo versus chuckles/dba popo

>>38872192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76r7fjarhiQ forgot the link

>>38872130
"Fine if it'll get us the dragon balls faster. You need me to set Raditz straight? The last thing we need is for him to screw things up by quarreling with Kakkarot or annoying this Kai."

>>38872226
This. Raditiz needs to learn to think in certain situations.

>>38872130
"Meh, fine, I'll make nice. As long as she doesn't annoy me.

This Pendulum Room. If it just projects an image of sorts, it would be good for gaining combat experience, not not actual physical training. You got anything else? A gravity room? A room where we can summon demons to use in training fights? Anything else?"

>>38872130

>"...Fine."

>"I'll have to talk to the kid's mother, later."

I wonder if Chichi's anger could motivate her to train.

Chuckles, are you going to let us use the hyperbolic time chamber, or just pretend it doesn't exist to make this more dramatic?

>>38872276

We go a gravity room aboard our ship.

You sigh in resentment. "If she's actually going to help in finding these Dragon Balls of yours, then I suppose I can give her one. As long as she doesn't start yelling at me like she did her 'friends'."

Kami nods thankfully. "Thank you. As I understand, you're race has... issues with pride. I appreciate you being able to swallow yours for co-operations sake."

"How about you don't bring it up to our faces and point it out hen, huh old man?" Teito growls, stepping towards the Namekian, Risel holding her back.

"Yes well." Kami coughs again. "If you'd like I could have Popo bring your ship here. To the Lookout? Unless you'd be more comfortable in the lodgings we have here, of course."

You take a moment to consider it.

>No need
>Bring the ship, and my servants
>Bring the ship, leave the servants where ever they want to go

>>38872322
It seems like Kami is purposefully avoiding giving us ALL his useful information
likely trusts kabu as much as we trust him

>>38872382
>>Bring the ship, and my servants

>>38872382
>Bring the ship, and my servants
Minions.

>>38872382
>>Bring the ship, leave the servants where ever they want to go

>>38872382
>Bring the ship, and my servants

>>38872382
>No need

Lets not put all our eggs in one basket. If shit goes wrong here for any reason (Vegie shows up early and detects all these power levels on the look out) then we could loose our ship.

We can just park it a bit closer and fly back and forth if we need to.

>>38872333
Gravity room won't let us get a years training in a single day.

>>38872382
>Bring the ship, and my servants.
They can help clean up the bloodstains around here. Popo, you're free to direct them however you want, just don't kill them. They're the only ones who know how to fly the ship. And I don't care how high you are, no taking the ship out for a joyride."

>>38872382

>Bring the ship, leave the servants where ever they want to go

>>38872398
A smart man

We could become bros

>>38872527

Us and our girls can also pilot, you know.

>>38872575

We should ask Kami about his job as a guardian some time.

Because considering how many planets get blown up, he can't be too shite at it.

>>38872598
That's servant duties.

"Bring the ship, and my servants too. It's pretty funny to mess with their heads. I told them they were free to explore on Penguin Island."

Popo laughs at that, before vanishing. Seconds later, you hear yelps of surprise outside. Risel opens the door, to reveal your inert ship, standing on the lookout, the two Shamoians rushing down the ramp, tears welling in their eyes as they stare around them.

"Aww. I feel bad for them." Risel mumbles.

All of a sudden, your scouter bleeps in an extremely rapid series of noise, as the child in your arms stirs. With a scream, the child awakens, thrashing about wildly, his leg catching you in the stomach, winding you, as you feel your armour crack.

You drop the child and bend over double, as the child starts to run out across the Lookout, heading towards Krillin at tremendous speed and crying the whole way. "Ahhhhhhhahhhh, I miss myyyy daddddyyyyyy!"

But Risel is quicker, catching up to him and snatching the boy up in her arms, before he can reach the bald man. She picks him up and hooks him to her waist, his head over her shoulder, she quickly rubs his back. "Sh shshshsh. I got you... you're okay...alright? See? Everyone's fine, you're Daddy will be back soon... I promise, okay?" You catch your breath and stand up, focusing your scouter on the boy and nearly choking on your spit.

"That.. that boy!" You gasp, "1307? H-how? He's near as strong as Raditz!"

Kami laughs in his throat, as Teito rushes over as well. "Seems you really do underestimate half breeds."

>Write in

>>38872682
"Well the last I saw of his father he had a hole in his chest so I didn't have high hopes. By the way how's your lover doing old man. Still mad about me ripping his legs off?"

>>38872682

>If a weakling like Kakarot can produce this...
>...even if this planet is full of weaklings as they are now...girls...we could have something here. If we handle things with Vegeta and Nappa...we could stop running.

>>38872682
"Recessive genes, maybe? Humans seem too weak on their own."

>>38872682
"...... Okay, I admit this planet might be worth something after all. Woah."

"Er kid, calm down. I know your uncle said some stupid stuff and got in a fight with your dad. Then the green idiot killed them both.... But it'll be okay. Your dad told you about those dragonball things, right? We'll use them to bring them both back. For now, you'll be staying with us, your cousins. See, look at our tails. Just like yours. We're your cousins and we'll take care of you and train you until your dad gets back, so don't cry."

>>38872682
"Maybe... but if he can't summon that power whenever he wants it might as well not exist. Still its something to think about. What are you planning to do with the one who killed Raditz? Judging from what your planet has to offer you're going to need all the help you can get." Let's hurry and decide on Gohan's training so we can get to our own training schedule.

>>38872682
"Shit...uhm...well...shit. That solves quite a few problems...yeah..."

"We should probably come up with a plan. If we're going to be bringing a significant amount of Saiyan blood into the population, and we are, there just aren't enough of us for proper genetic diversity, we should...probably make some plans for when the weaker and the stronger start organizing themselves."

>>38872682

He has a lot of power, but no control. We'll have to teach him some. Know any good wastelands where we won't upset your civilian population and have them bother us?

Hrm, and maybe we should check on the other Namek too, he managed to kill Kakarot and Raditz in one blow, he's probably about the same level as the kid...

>>38872682
"With Kakarot and Raditz's poor showings, maybe I just overestimated pure-breeds."

>>38872863

To be fair, Kakarot and Raditz are both low-class scrubs. Bardock may have been pretty solid but he had years of experience on the front lines.

Kakarot has only had these losers to cut his teeth on, and Raditz was a bit of a windbag before we slapped his shit.

>>38872899
And from the looks of things he reverted the second we took our eyes off of him.

>>38872758
How do we know the kid's other half is human? Appearantly there's demons and mutants and all kinds of weird shit running around this planet. For all we know he might be a 10 foot tall ogre on his mother's side.

>>38872819
>maybe we should check on the other Namek too

It would be completely stupid to use him in the fight. We have a Get-Out-Of-Death-Free card that disappears if he snuffs it.

Risking a safety net like that on the front line would be staggeringly dumb.

>>38872899
And they're both pure-breed Saiyans, which means blood doesn't really count for that much.

>>38872899
Their mother was also kindhearted and a scrub, so she was made a meatcutter from a warrior.
Question though, Isn't Mercenary Tao (now Cyborg Tao) one of the strongest humans at this time?

>>38872944

Him actually fighting is a dumb idea. But since he's probably one of the strongest locals left, having him practice with and train the rest of the maggots would be useful.

I mean, how much are these guys gonna learn by wailing on us? Our weakest team member (now) is like, x4-5 Raditzes?

>>38872968
That's where you're wrong, anon. It's more that either a hybrid might be stronger, Kakarot's son inherited his strength, or actual training leads to actual gains.

>>38872991
>Isn't Mercenary Tao (now Cyborg Tao) one of the strongest humans at this time?

He is. What about him? If you're wondering about why Popo didn't recruit him, it's probably he's both a back stabbing cunt and a total coward.

He'd betray us the second it looked to his advantage.

>>38872682

>"Yeah, I think I did. Not anymore, though."

>Hug the kid

>"It's going to be alright, kid. Would your dad want to be sad like that? No? I thought as much."

>"Don't be sad, kid. Be angry. This happened because my idiot subordinate and your idiot dad were too weak, and because you and I couldn't stop them. But we'll bring them back and kick their asses for daring dying on us, okay?"


>>38872919

> For all we know he might be a 10 foot tall ogre on his mother's side.

Well, her father was like that

>>38872991

Not that Kabu knows this, but kindhearted doesn't actually mean shit. Goku and Gohan are huge softies (And Gohan's as big a nerd as Risel) and unless we give them a major PL-cockblock they're on track to be some of the mightiest warriors in the universe.

It takes a pure heart to BECOME THE LEGEND after all.

>>38872991
"One of the strongest" in the sense he's stronger than Ranfan and weaker than Chiaozu.

>>38872899
Did they ever give Bardock a defined power level in any official source?
I always had him around the same level as pre-Namek Vegeta, then maybe as strong as Dodoria after he takes a beating from him, but appearantly in a new-ish OVA he actually goes super saiyan and fights a donut steel Frieza, so I have no idea anymore.

>>38873125
Dragonball was better. Less power bullshit, more wuxia.

>>38873125

No, I don't think he was clocked recently. But if you assume the OVA to be true-ish, he would have to be about the level of Goku when Goku arrived on Namek prior to Bardock being blowed up along with planet Vegeta, as the next time he recovered he was able to hit SSJ.

Keeping in mind, Saiyans are pretty bullshit.

You rub your gut through the crack in your armour. "Huh. Maybe there is something to this planet after all. But the kid's all power and no control. I'll have to put him on a specific training regimen to teach him how to use what he has."

Kami nods. "He could use.... discipline yes. But he is also a child. I only ask that you keep that in mind."

You grunt neutrally and float over to the girls and the child. The boy's screaming is starting to die down, thankfully, as you draw closer, largely thanks to Risel's soothing whispers.

"Er, hey kid, calm down would ya? I know your uncle Raditz said some stupid stuff... and the green idiot killed both of them.... but it'll be okay. Promise. Did your father ever tell you about these Dragon Balls? Because we can use that to bring him back."

The child sniffs. "R-really? You can do that?"

You nod, "Of course, but he has to stay where he is for a while, you see... he has to get stronger to fight the bad men, who are coming to stop your da- Father from coming back. Until then, you can stay with us, we're... your cousins, see how we have the same tails? We can look after you and train you to be strong like him until he gets back. So you don't have to cry, okay?"

The child sniffs and reaches out a hand to you, shaking it up and down expectantly. You take his sticky, grass stained palm and shake it slightly, "(I'm Gohan.)" The boy whispers into Risel's shoulder.

Suddenly all of the power leaves him, your scouter beeping in lower tones, as the boy ticks down to a PL of 1.

(cont)

Hmmm.

You take the boy and heft him off of Risel, shifting him to your arms. "Well I'm Kabuya- call me Kabu- and this is Risel." She waves happily, smiling at the boy, "And this is Teito." The second girl smiles a little more awkwardly, as Yajirobe goes sailing past from a mighty pitch fork blow, nearly toppling off the edge, before rolling to a stop and slowly picking himself up.

A shadow crosses overhead, with a rushing of noise. You look up to spot a landing vehicle, "Bulma! Hey!" Yamcha greets, waving to the the blue haire woman, who ignores him, strutting between all the fights, a ray of energy passing inches from her face without her even flinching. "Well? Kami says you had plans to apologise to me?" She demands, a surprisingly steely strength behind her eyes.

Risel and even Teito both shrink back, as the woman gets in your face.

>Write in

>>38873255
Yes sorry for blowing your shit up and sorry you have to deal with that perverted old man. For a weakling you have guts human.

>>38873095
>It takes a pure heart to BECOME THE LEGEND after all.

My take on their growth was always a matter of character more than natural talent or training.

Those things mattered of course, but less so than character.

Most of the saiyan race are.... selfish dicks. They fight for selfish reasons, so are always willing to retreat and try again later if they need to.

How many times did we see Vegie acting so arrogant and proud, then completely losing his shit and ready to give up once he faced someone stronger then him?

That's why Goku surpassed him. He held his ground and took a beating when the others would have bailed. He kept on fighting for selfless reasons when Vegie would have given up and started weeping.

It's all about the will to carry on and fight through the pain. Not something that comes naturally to a selfish personality.

>>38873255
"I'm apologizing because it'll make my less difficult. So sorry about keeping you from interfering and most likely getting your asses killed."

>>38873255
Keep Gohan with us. "You have guts. Both Raditiz and Kakarot clearly need to understand not to get each-other killed when we're just visiting. I apologize for the destruction of your ship."

>>38873255

"Oh, you have guts for a puny human.

I'm sorry I blew up your vehicle. Doesn't seemed to have bothered you much"

>>38873280

This is pretty true, Vegeta fought for selfish reasons a lot, though his anger at not being as strong as Goku allowed him to tick up to SSJ, or whatever.

Though, Vegeta is an enormous tank - he gets the shit kicked out of him repeatedly and keeps coming back for more.

>>38873219
At least the whole "saiyans get sronger every time they almost die" thing stopped after Namek, because it was get really egregious.

When Goku lands on Namek he's worth around half a base-form Frieza, then just one quick beating later he's somehow strong enough to get some hits in on 4th form Frieza.
Although as far as cheating goes it's still nowhere near as bad as Namekian fusion.

>>38873255
"Yeah, sorry for wrecking you vehicle, but I didn't want those clowns *point to Yamcha and Krilin* following and making the situation worse. .... Not that it could have got much worse. What could have just been a pointless fight between two idiot brothers, turns into a double kill because of the green idiot."

"Well, I'm Kabua by the way. I hear you have something that can track the dragonballs?"

>>38873255
"Huh. An Earthling with a spine. I like it. I'm Kaguya. These are Risel and Teito."

"Sorry for blowing up your stuff, and sorry I couldn't get to Kakarot in time."

>>38873432
This.

So, who here is in favor of having the few jobbers that are worth something team up for a distraction?

>>38873447
>Kaguya

>>38873447
Kabuya, sorry. Missed a keystroke.

>>38873398

Unlock Potential is also pretty bullshit, even if it doesn't matter. Jumps Kid Gohan to the same level as Goku after he trained with King Kai in like, five seconds.

I've heard a couple fan theories that the "zenkai" is basically just a prelude to Super Saiyan though, which is why it stops mattering once every saiyan and their momma can do it. It raises you to whatever the appropriate PL is and then all you have to to is GET MAD

>>38873472
>>38873475
Ha the irony burns a little.

>>38873447
>Kaguya
Ha. That's a girl's name.

So which of the girls is going to end up chasing the only strong human(sort of) 17?

>>38873522
I don't think 17 is even cyberized yet. He's probably still a technician in the RR motorpool or whatever he did before Gero snatched him up.

We really need to properly apologize to Space Australian Pirate.

>>38873522
Unlikely, that strength is all technology, it wouldn't be passed down to any children.

>>38873556
He was a teenager that Gero kidnapped, I thought

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Ha, Kabuya WISHES she had a list of hax bullshit powers half that long.

>>38873255

>"I'm very sorry that you weren't capable of making a vehicle that could stand up to me. We can all learn a lesson from how awful it was and how just learning to fly would've been better."

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You bite back a laugh. "Alright then. I'm sorry for destroying your vehicle. I must admit..." You take a step back to get her out of your face. "You have guts for such a weak human. I quite like meeting one of you with a spine for once."

She brushes her hair out of her face. "I've been dealing with Goku for 7 years, I know a thing or two about facing down your type."

"Look, I'm sorry, but it had to be done. You were all about to fly into a battle zone. One which turned from a brothers quarrel into a double murder by this... Piccolo." You point to the two in orange, "Do you really think people like those two could have done anything to prevent that?"

The blue haired woman nods, "Piccolo does that. He's done it before.... to Krillin. Okay you have a point. Apology accepted. Call me Bulma." She glances down. "Wait is that Gohan? Oh man, you... are in for ear belting."

"WHERE'S MY BABY?" Roars a threatening, insane voice, "GIVE HIM BACK TO ME!"

Gohan perks up in your grip, staring towards the purple clad woman climbing out of Bulma's vehicle. "M- Mom?"

Suddenly you feel like you're holding a Klorfor cub, with it's mother about to barrel down on you.

>End of Episode 11

>>38873559
I'm sure we'll meet her later at some point when we're at equal levels of strength.

>>38873566
Well possibly, but let's face it, they can't see the technology, and the girls aren't smart.

>>38873556
Well I was thinking it would be a bit like Krillin with 18. And one of them would just watch him beat the shit out of everyone and be like "God that's hot."

>>38873577
I honestly don't know. 17 and 18 do both wear clothes with the Red Ribbon logo so I always thought they must have been at least associated with the army originally. Or maybe that was just some fanfiction that I read like 15 years ago and internalized as canon.