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How is everyone else, then? How's Kyoko?

Kyuubey blinks at you, before nodding, turning to face you fully. "Kyoko Sakura is, as you may have surmised, currently undergoing full-body regeneration. Barring any unforeseen complications - of which I'm certain there will be little of, if not none at all - she will be up and about in two, perhaps three days at the most."

One of your dolls hisses at Kyuubey, and for a wonder, the Incubator glances towards its direction - before blinking and then returning his gaze back to you. Continuing as if nothing untoward had actually happened. "As for the rest of your squad - namely Wendy Cooldown, Mami Tomoe, and Miki Sayaka - they are currently being treated for their injuries in our medical facilities. Rest assured that they are also receiving the best care this Officio can provide for its members. In fact, if I remember correctly, your Equerry only needed a rudimentary checkup and a Soul Gem purification before discharging herself. Explaining that she had to run errands for a particular, ah, dildo."

He tilts his head to the side, in that way that he does when he's puzzled. "I don't suppose you know anything about that, Matsuda?"
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>>38928908

Eh? N-no. Well...maybe. You asked her to smuggle in a few things for you. Nothing illegal or anything, just some stuff to make your detainment a bit more livable.

"...You are not being detained, Matsuda." Kyuubey replies after a long moment, something approaching annoyance and resignation coloring his usually inflectionless, emotionless voice. "This is only a temporary containment measure for the unexpected results of the Prophet operation - and I do stress the word 'temporary'. We proceed as planned, simple as that. Once we figure out just what exactly Ahriman did to you, and a way to conceal it - if not reverse it completely - then you can resume your duties as my Warmaster."

The white furry creature then bows its head in a surprising and genuine gesture of humility. "Until then, know that your staying in this particular Silent Room not only contributes directly to the future operation and safety of this Officio, but also helps us get to the bottom of whatever happened much more quickly." You must have looked skeptical for him to add, '...and I'll turn a blind eye to whatever supplies Miki Sayaka smuggles into this Silent Room. So long as it helps you stay inside for as long as we need you to."

...Well, alright. That'll be a huge help. And you understand your situation a bit better now, allowing you to stop feeling like you're about to be double-crossed into an early retirement.

There are other things you want to ask him - like Yuma's death, and how it's left your Officio without a Culexus to rely upon, and what will be done with Oriko herself - but you let them go unasked for now. Whatever you feel for Kyuubey, there's no denying that the little bastard has a lot on his plate right now, and most of the shit piled into it is exactly your doing. Chances are he already has those two handled, anyway.

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>>38928940

"...Chitose Yuma will be missed," Kyuubey suddenly says, out of the blue, as if reading your mind - and you blink as he shakes his head. "Finding a replacement who would be able to handle her responsibilities with even half her efficiency and dedication will be difficult, but not impossible. As for Oriko herself, Mami has suggested that we keep her in custody for now, to see how she's fared from spending all that time in the Akashic Realm, besides being possessed by Ahriman herself. Depending on her, we may be able to simply gloss her memories over the entire thing and let her live the rest of her life as a civilian, or we may go with a preventative contracting. Just to tie up loose ends, and everything." There's the faintest hint of smugness in that feline smirk of his. "Are you satisfied, Matsuda?"

Okay. So he did have them handled. ...Fucking cat. Yeah, you're satisfied for now.
And if you're honest, a bit more reassured about the entire thing, too.

"Always be ready to allay a subordinate's fears and insecurities, Matsuda, and you'll keep an organization together no matter how what comes your way. It doesn't matter if your answers are palatable or not, so long as you have some to give." The cat-like creature from outer space glances back towards the doors leading out of your Silent Room. "Now, if there's nothing else, I really do need to take my leave, Matsuda. Things need to be doing."

...Just one last one, then. If the Silent Room isn't really working on you as it is right now, then what's stopping you from breaking out of here...?

"...Actual consideration and concern for your own Officio, I hope?" Kyuubey turns to look at you askance. "...is what I'd like to say, but in the interest of being honest with one another, Matsuda, I'll say that I've taken my own precautions against that."

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>>38928951

He taps a paw against the cold metal grating that made up the floor of the Silent Room itself. "Should Regalia detect that you are attempting to escape its four walls without any prior authorization, then it will engage its highest Anti-Magic setting and direct the full force of it towards you, Matsuda, and will do so until the containment squads arrive."

...Squads, he says. Not squad.

"Again, only as a precaution, nothing more." He nods at you one final time, before making to leave. "Consider this some mandatory time off, Matsuda. Rest, reflect on things, and try not to make any more ruinous pacts with suspicious young women while you're here. And do put some clothes on, you'll catch your death of cold in here."

How do you respond?

[]No promises, Kyuubey.
[]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
[]Let him go, and try not to feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.
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>>38928972
>[] ...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
>[] Can Midori come and see me some time? I'm sure she'd be worried sick about this whole thing.
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>>38928972
>[]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
>[]Let him go, and try not to feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.
>[]Other
Pick up cat. Give him 'mandatory' stroking before setting him free.

"Thanks."
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>>38928972
[x]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
[x]Is Haruka going to be a problem?
We put the lives of all of our loved ones, every Magical Girl, and all associated personnel in the Officio in danger because of our stupidity.
The least we can do is try to not get them killed.
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>>38928972

>[x]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
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>>38928972
>[]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
>[]Let him go, and try not to feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.

And stroke the cat
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>>38929002
Way to make him feel disgusted, Anon. What next, getting him handled by tentacles, leaving a coating of slime on his fur?
Oh but no, it couldn't be that, since what you suggested is far worse than what I just said.
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>>38928972
>[X]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
>[X]Let him go, and try not to feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.
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>>38928972
>[X]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.

Also, let's "Forget" to actually put any clothes on before Sayaka shows up, see how much we can freak her out.
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>>38928972
>[x]No promises, Kyuubey.
We should knit ourselves a sweater while we're here.

It should be the ugliest sweater imaginable.
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"I think this dress actually covers more than the usual surgical gown."
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>>38928972
>[x]Let him go, and try not to feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.
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>>38928972
>[]Let him go, and feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.
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>>38928972
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>raw deal
Everyone is bending over backwards to protect us from the consequences of our stupid choices, at great risk to their own lives, which we've endangered, and that's a raw deal?
It's a raw deal to everyone else but us, considering that they're all going to be killed if anyone outside of our Officio finds out about our wings.

I think the third option shows an appalling level of ingratitude.

>>38929095
That's obviously not true, with how revealing the dress is.
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>>38928972
>[X]Let him go, and try to feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.
We did kind of kill Yuma. Not that she didn't deserve it.
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>>38928972
>[]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.
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>>38928972

[x]...I'll try. Sorry about wanting to break your skull open with this table leg.

[x] Ask one of our dolls to nit us a sweater. We know that one has a platypus costume, she can make us a sweater.

...Or should we ask it to teach us how to knit it?
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>>38929125
Anon you basically defeat the purpose when you cut out the glorious penis that Dickulture slaved over
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>>38929139
It's a raw deal because we have a high chance of losing everyone we care about for our stupid decisions.
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>>38929192
Perhaps, but I'd rather not get dickbanned mid-thread.
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>>38929201
But what a glorious dickban it would be!
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>>38929214
You could always post it yourself if it's so glorious, cat.
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>>38929296
didn't save it nya

it only has worst girls and a dick
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>>38929308
>Calling Chiaki and Sayaka worst girls
Out, you fucking cat, and never come back
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Which meguca is your waifu?
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>>38929324
>he can't handle the truth
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>>38929324
she's right though
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>>38929308
>Not seizing on any chance to grab at cheap drama.

And you call yourself a journyalist
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>>38929139
>That's obviously not true, with how revealing the dress is.
Cocktail dress is revealing, but at least it covers her ass.
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>>38929341
On opposite day, sure.
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>>38929335
only acceptable answer
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>>38929353
Does it really?
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>>38929368
If there's no wind.
And Chiaki doesn't bend over. Or lean forward. Or stand anywhere high up. Or...
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>>38929335
Which waifu is your meguca?
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>>38929355
Look, they're worst girls, but that's not because they're bad. The bar is just really high! Like a Midwestern teenager!
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>>38929483
>The bar is just really high
Truer words haven't been spoken.
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>>38929335
cooldowwwwn is most waifu
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>>38929483
Homu is a pretty bad character though.
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>>38929335
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>>38929576
Nowhere near as bad as Midori.
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>>38928972
>[x]Let him go, and try not to feel shitty about this raw deal you've been given.
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>tfw really behind
Don't forget to fuck everything up, ok guys?
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>>38929580
Just the right amount of bully.

>>38929612
Where do you think you are?
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>>38929612
Count on us for that!
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>>38929594
I like Midori when she does stuff. Homu is just a pile of misery, failure, and cunt. Chiaki is way more fun, at least you can't call her "muh doka" and describe everything about her.
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>>38929612
Where were you when we decided to fuck things up so we could try to find out who we are in the meguca universe?
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>>38929633
Midori never does anything except for Chiaki. She a shit.
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>>38929612
We never fail to make things worse.
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>>38929612
It's already done. We've gotten ourselves to the point where as soon as someone outside of our closest aides sees our wings, a kill order will be put out on Misaka, Kharn, Mami, Midori, Wendy, Charles, Iori, Ruri, and every single Magical Girl in the Ninth.
No loose ends.
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>>38929308
One is edgy fuckup with heart of gold, other is edgy paladin with a heart of NTR.
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>>38929649
I think Chiaki would disagree.
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>>38929658
What about the ones who transfered out? Looking at you, Honoka.
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>>38929662
I think calling Homura a paladin is a little drastic
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>>38929658
>Iori
Two hundred threads later, I still don't get why people hate her.
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>>38929664
I don't think there's even any IC explanation for Chiaki's "love" towards Midori. I think it's just OOC wish fulfillment.
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>>38929693
Who?
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>>38929693
Clingy. I mean Midori is clingy, like super jealously clingy, but Iori's clingy because her friend died. I mean, Midori's friend died too, but she's still better because she has tits.
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>>38929677
No loose ends, Anon.
Anyone and everyone connected to Chiaki Matsuda, Homura Akemi Reborn, must be terminated with extreme prejudice, whether they be Magical Girl, civilian, or Incubator.
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>>38929702
>love needs an explanation

I was just making a joke.

Because if the only thing she 'does' is Chiaki... well, why would Chiaki complain about that?
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>>38929693
The justification is idols. The real answer is her tits are not big enough.
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>>38929662
>edgy paladin with a heart of NTR.
So basically most paladins? Including /tg/, especially /tg/.
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>>38929693
We bully those we love anon.
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>>38929767
Not if they're chaste.
Or nobody wants to fuck them, ever.
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>>38929740
>"I hope these implants are worth it."
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>>38929740
>because idols and tits
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>>38929778
>/tg/ playing chaste characters.
>ever.
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>>38929884
They do. In smut quests.
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>>38929899
The tamest thing I've seen people from /tg/ do in a game is get gangbanged by ogres.
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>>38929975
I would like to see this example of tameness. Not because I'm interested in the smut, but just to verify it for myself, of course.
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>>38930012
>Not because I'm interested in the smut
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>>38929016 >>38928984 >>38929043

...You'll try, you tell him. No dark pacts with suspicious young women. Got it.

After a long and awkward moment, you also belatedly apologize for wanting to break his skull open with a table leg. The table leg that you'd been holding ever since he confessed about lying to you about Akemi Homura.

"Considering the other ways you could have reacted, Matsuda, I'd say blunt force trauma with a piece of domestic furniture was the best-case scenario I could have hoped for." You hear the amusement in your Incubator's voice as he finally takes his leave, the heavy metal doors of the Silent Room closing behind him. "Apology accepted, in any case. Rest easy, Matsuda."

You watch the doors for a couple more seconds before letting out a sigh. Well, you know more about the situation and you don't feel as helpless, but...Christ, if what Kyuubey's saying is true, then you've put your entire fucking Officio in danger. Just one slip-up, one accidental witness, one overacting mutant cat bastard - and the Ninth could end up just like the Third. If not murdered down to the last Magical Girl, then its upper hierarchy executed and the bulk of it disseminated to the other Officios. From the first among equals, to being reduced to a footnote in the pages of history.

You shake your head as you hug yourself in the cold and lonely chill of your Silent Room, your wings bristling against your naked back. ...No, Kyuubey knows what he's doing. Little bastard cat's said as much, right? Knowing him, he'd probably even thought of what to do just in case something like this happened. You've heard from Mami that it was one of his hobbies - concocting worst-case scenarios in his head and then coming up with a way to resolve those scenarios to his benefit. You just hope that he managed to come up with this exact scenario, as fucking far-fetched and incredible as it is.

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Wonder if we'll get the option to send the Dolls to spy on Kyubey now?
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>>38930157

...Jesus. Listen to yourself. Trusting your fucking mutant cat bastard boss this much. Your past self would have laughed. Well, no, she'd probably just be really disgusted, both at your naivete and your fashion sense. ...Actually, Past You would totally shoot Future You too, if only to try and prevent such a fate from occurring.

You let out another sigh, before finally transforming again. Wincing as your slutty cocktail dress drapes itself over you once more, the top clinging to your form with a zeal that went past the border of tenacity and into something that could only be described as 'rapey'. ...Christ, you even miss the pantyhose riding up after every transformation, if only for the comfort of it actually being there to ride up.

Now there's nothing, except for your own modesty and your dubious ability to remember to actually sit with your legs together rather than crossing them or whatever. This fucking costume--

"...Are you having problems with your current state of dress, good for nothing?" IBARI suddenly pipes up, nearly making you jump in surprise at her sudden outburst. Fucking dolls, you almost forgot they were there with you! "I mean, you've been grumbling about it for nearly ten minutes now, so I thought if--"

"What are you talking about, Ibari?" USOTSUKI drawls from the corner, porcelain hands on hips, grinning head cocked to the side. "Are you suggesting that our perfect, our beautiful good-for-nothing actually HATES the sublime dress that she herself made with the death of a goddess? The cloth cut from the Veil Behind Reality, and the thread for the delicate stitching the interwoven fates of Magical Girls who fell to despair? And with each feather torn from the dismembered wings of a fallen angel? How ridiculous! How absolutely preposterous--"

[2/3]
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>>38930191

"It's just a stupid dress," REIKETSU grumbles as she looks up from her gaming device. "Our good for nothing can hate it if she wants. And stop being so unnecessarily dramatic, Uso. No one's amused, and no one's buying."

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"It's literally your name."

"Well I never...!"

"A-anyway, yes, as I was saying, good for nothing, if you'd like..." IBARI glances at her now-bickering sisters, before turning back towards you with a furtive look upon her porcelain features. "...We can try and scrounge something up for you to wear, at least until you get your old costume back."

...They can do that?

"Of course!" IBARI smiles her wide, slit-cut smile. "We are here to serve you, good for nothing! Something that doesn't make you look like a ten-yen whore turning tricks behind the convenience store dumpster would be a cinch for us, even if we are an incomplete set!"

Well, that's...sure. You don't really see any reason why not. Something a bit warmer would be perfect at the moment, really...

"Consider it done!" IBARI snaps her porcelain fingers, catching the rest of the Dolls' attention. "Everyone, our good for nothing needs help! Come on, come on, look lively!"

You allow yourself a small smile, here. ...They're not really all that bad, once you got past the idea of them being demonically-grinning murder dolls. They could actually be pretty nice, if--

A metallic snap, and the sensation of something cold and hard clamping over your right arm - and you blink as your scarred Shield suddenly manifests on your form, even without you calling it up.

And it's ticking.

Really fucking loudly.

[3/4]
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>>38930207
Oh fucking shit.
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>>38930207

...No, it's actually not just ticking, it's fucking twitching. Jerking against its locked axis with every tick, with the arrythmic staccato of jammed clockwork.

"...Oh, dear." Ibari blinks, before stepping back. The rest of the dolls also doing so a moment later, their eyes wide at your shield. "M-Manuke? How is the--"

"S-she...she really wants to see the Good for Nothing," The red-haired doll with the cute beanie murmurs, her voice quivering. "...I...I would really recommend against ignoring her now...!"

Shit. SHIT!

Not now! Christ, not while you're still figuring things out...!

What do you do? Christ, Pinky seeing you like this...this is going to get really fucked up in a hurry.

What do you do?

[]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
[]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
[]Ignore her. You can't risk facing her looking like this, for fuck's sake.
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>>38930223
>[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.

... It's going to be the platypus outfit, isn't it?
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>>38930223
[x]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
Something. Anything! Even the fucking platypus costume!
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>>38930223
>[X]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
Hello Pinky my old friend
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>>38930223
>[X]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.

ITS TIME
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>>38930223
[]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
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>>38930223
>[x]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
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>>38930223
>[x]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
We can't really avoid this. Better to make it quickly and in the minimun time possible
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>>38930223
>[x]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
>[x]If nothing can be done immediately, then at least let me go naked.
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>>38930223
Fuckfuckfuck Panic!

>dismiss costume
>visit Pinky naked
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>>38930223
>[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
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>>38930223
>[]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
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>>38930223
>[]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
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>>38930223
>[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
>[X]Failing that, visit her nude.
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>>38930223
>[x]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
I don't think we CAN ignore her, she might just force it and be more pissed if we don't come voluntarily
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>>38930223
>[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.

Maybe
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>>38930245
>>38930252
>>38930257
>>38930293
So why do you want to take the worst of the listed choices, one which even the good-for-nothing knows is a bad idea?
I mean, this sounds like it's on par with "Bring QB into Timestop to meet Pinky" and "Give Ahriman our Soulgem".
Why do you want to be such a fuckup?
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>>38930252

Changing vote to
>>[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
>>[X]Failing that, visit her nude.
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>>38930223
>[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
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>[X]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>38930223
[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
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>>38930223
>[]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.

She already knows.
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>>38930223
>[x]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
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>>38930223
>[]CUT OFF YOUR WINGS
wait no she'd still know something was up by the bleeding stumps
>[]CUT OFF YOUR ARM
no the shield would probably still be able to crank anyway
>[X]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
Fuck it. Employ minimum fucks. Let's do this.
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>>38930223
>[]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.

HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND
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>>38930325
Decu is forgiving
that said i'd like to add
>>[x]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
to my vote
>>38930293
forgot to do so in the rush
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>>38930325
Because our alternatives are ignoring her and the platypus.
Better to go naked, but that's not an option.
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>>38930357
>but that's not an option.
Of course it's an option, you stupid shit. Write-ins are always an option. Are you so stupid that you need to have
>write-in
written out every time?
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>>38930357

Actually, why not.

At the very worst, we might shack up with pinky.

Watermelon wooo.
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>>38930223
>[X]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
COVER THE WINGS
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>>38930223

>[x]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.

Just no rotten tomatoes, ok ?
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>>38930223
>[]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
What's the worst that could happen?
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>>38930356
Then delete your old vote and redo it. There's a Delete button for a fucking reason.
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>>38930377
Fairly sure we are at varying degrees of how bad thing get.
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>>38930377
Pinky kills Misaka, Kharn, and Kharn's two unborn babies.
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>>38930223
As an addendum to >>38930309, if we visit her nude, tell Pinky that we were bored and horny.
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>>38930223
[]Ask your doll collection to give you something to wear IMMEDIATELY, then visit Pinky.
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>>38930377
It won't be that bad right guys? Right?
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>>38930383
ayy lmao
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>>38930223
[X]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
She'll just be more angry if we avoid her. Yes, pretending not to be what we are is also avoiding her.
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>>38930223
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[X]Visit Pinky now. There's no time to waste.
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question: even if we can hide the wings and the slut dress and all that, how can we hide the ____Clara Dolls?
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>>38930485
I doubt they'll stick around.
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>>38930456
>stop to reconsider vote

>>38930434
>vote over

figures.
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>>38930485
Ask her that if she can see them, can she see why kids love Cinammon Toast Crunch.
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Well, anons, any ideas of what pile of shit is about to descend upon Chiaki regarding the encounter with Pinky?
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Haha, time for the best girl!
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>>38930598
That's not a nice thing to call Pinky.
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>>38930598
A dentist's worst nightmare.
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>>38930598

Pinky picking up Chiaki by the throat in full shoggoth mode, asking her how this could have happened and all the usual accusations, followed by Chiaki explaining what happened with Ahriman.

Then Pinky shifts back to normal, drops Chiaki, cocks her head and asks "Why would you ever hand your soul gem to someone like that?"
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>>38930598
We ignored her before heading into hell, so we're probably going to get shit on for that.

Luckily, she can't actually do anything to us aside from causing excruciating pain.
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>>38930598
hate sex
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>>38930598
She sees Chiaki's platypus suit or sexy dress, and decides to imitate. The sexy dress fits Pinky better, but the platypus suit doesn't.
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>>38930658
You, I like you
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>>38930223
[]Ignore her. You can't risk facing her looking like this, for fuck's sake.
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>>38930641
>she can't actually do anything to us aside from causing excruciating pain.
She can still kill our friends.
Misaka for example.
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>>38930630
Technically this is Ahriman's fault. She should know we're prone to making stupid decisions. She should know better than anyone else. We're trying not to, but bad habits die hard.
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>>38930725
>We try not to but this is /tg/ and if any of us knew how to make good decisions wouldn't be here.
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>>38930223
> ask for something to wear then go.
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>>38930725
Accept responsibility, Anon. Don't blame others when the blame is so obviously your own.
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>>38930573
Nobody actually likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch, anon. Cinnamon is the worst and that stuff cuts the roof of your mouth like a knife.
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>all this panicking
>pinky never really done anything bad to us kinky torture aside or our friends
yare yare daze
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>>38930853
Deculture spotted
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>>38930853
>cinnamon is the worst
Wot?
Cinnamon Rolls are Madoka's gift from heaven.
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>>38930854
Until she changes her mind and shit hits the fan. And remember that she treatened Chiaki during her ratificarion
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>>38930854
It'll be too late when actually does kill someone, won't it?
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>>38930853

but its so tasty.
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For those who didn´t know this picture, here you have evil Haruka
"Ufufufu. Did you really expect any other outcome? This is where your future ends!"
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>>38930853
>that stuff cuts the roof of your mouth like a knife.
Oh I know isn't it the best? I don't even use my teeth to chew it, I just press it into the top of my mouth with my tongue.
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>>38930950
>dat expression
She looks like a semen demon. Except for wanting the V I guess.
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>>38930950
Why are smirking girls the best
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>>38930990
Because they are the best at deepthroating.
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>>38930913
she's a big mouth
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>>38931041
UUUU
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>>38930854
Wasn't she the one who made that big witch space moon thing?
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Do you think Pinky would be unnerved that Chiaki looks like TTO, or just really pissed about it?
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>>38931047
that's no moon that's her soulgem
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>>38931047
I think that happened as a result of Akuma Homu's shenanigans.
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>>38931095
She's really aroused
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>>38931095
Depends if she knows who Akuma Homura is. Probably will say something like: "Homura, why are you dressed like a cheap slut? ARE YOU TRIYING TO CHEAT ON ME WHIT THAT DREEEEEESSSSS!!!??
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>>38931150
I distinctly remember that many thread ago it was mentioned that it is indeed that she doesn't remember TTO anymore
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>>38931150
>if she knows who Akuma Homura is
Considering that she talked about how we caused her pain and killed her before, and she's going to cause us pain and suffering as part of her revenge against us, I think it's safe to say that she knows.
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>>38931242
Then why did Pinky say that Chiaki doesn't get to die before being reminded of her mistakes?
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>>38931270
Because she want wants to marry her and then rip her heart out?
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>>38931270
my memory isn't THAT good, ask decu, oh wait he's dead
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>>38929335
Haruka
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>>38931321
>That pic.

That is being yangire.

And yes anime/manga Yuno is a yandere most of the time.
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>>38930323
Dammit anon if you're going to make edits do it right.
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>>38931697
>Random white line remained
oops
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>>38931710
>it's still there
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>>38931735
fixed?
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Nyan nyan?
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Nyan nyan?
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>>38931870
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>>38931891
Nihao Nyan
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>>38931916
Gorgeous
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>>38931870
Here, I removed the white for you.
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>>38931929
Delicious!
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>>38931929
Delicious
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>>38931933
lol
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Clara Dolls did nothing wrong.
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>>38931937
>>38931939
ONE JOB
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ONE JOB
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Holy shit decu from the time voting was called I had time to walk the dog, commute to work, eat lunch, and make this post and you still haven't made the next post.
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The old rituals have failed you!

To summon Moon Lifter, one needs far stronger incentive.

Post blondes!
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>>38931947
>>38931950

...deculture?
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>>38932143
[x] blonde
[ ] cute

Well, one out of two.
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>>38930239 >>38930244 >>38930264 >>38930272

...Fuck. Alright. Alright, you know how to handle this. You know how to get out of this in one piece. ...Well, hopefully, anyway.

You turn towards your cowering doll collection just as you begin to tear off the cocktail dress, allowing the loose feathery material to pool your feet. Telling them in no uncertain terms that you need new clothes to wear and you need them RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Whatever it is, you don't care, as long as you don't go into this impromptu meeting looking like the one thing Pinky has the biggest fucking murderboner for.

"B-but we haven't even started measuring!" IBARI protests, her eyes darting from the twitching Shield on your arm to the discarded pile of midnight-black cloth around your feet. "A-and then there's designing it, then picking out the right fabric, and--"

For fuck's sake! You manage to stop yourself from screaming at them. Just...anything! Anything at all! You'll even take that fucking platypus costume that the one with the fluffy hair was knitting together earlier!

"But to meet the Blessed Lady with--" IBARI's eyes go wide at this, before shaking her head. "N-no, no, things aren't that desperate!" She looks up at you, a determined expression on her face. "I...I think your old dress should work, good for nothing! Good thing we never threw it out!"

A bundle of carefully-wrapped black clothes falls into your arms, and you don't hesitate in unfolding it and throwing it on. It's...huh. It kind of feels like your old costume, with the bow tie at the collar and the frilly lace going around the hem of the knee-length skirt.

[1/2]
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>>38932255

Gah, no time for that! You shake your head as you quickly get everything ready, patting your dress down and straightening your sleeves. Your wings...well, you can't exactly wear your dress over the skeletal pinions, so you instead fold them against your back as tightest and as closest as you can manage. Compressing them as much as you can behind you. With any luck, Pinky'll be too busy noticing your new threads to notice that you have, in fact, actual fucking wings. Maybe she'll think they're just cosplay accessories or something.

Just as you make to ask your dolls about how you look is when the Shield on your arm finally snaps. The furiously spinning wheels inside gnashing, crunching into each other as it turns itself on its axis a full 180 degrees with such force that you briefly wonder if it had broken the arm it was clamped onto in the process somehow. It certainly fucking felt like it.

But before you can check, you realize with a cold start that your Shield didn't exactly work the way you're used to it working. Your eyes going wide with this revelation, all color draining from your face.

Instead of simply stopping time - instead of turning the world around into that frozen, black-and-white realm where a grinning, insane demon with pink hair constantly hounded you - it had transported you somewhere different. Somewhere that eerily reminded you of the Akashic Realm - a place with no light and no warmth, only the stench of corpses and the sensation of walking on dead bodies with every step.

And in the middle of that lightless, lifeless place is a dining table, big enough to seat more than a handful of people. The kind of table with the expensive white linen draped over it, and even more expensive silverware piled on top of it. The sort of table you would only see in expensive restaurants where you had a spoon and fork for every conceivable dining scenario.

[2/3]
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>>38932285
Oh-oh...
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>>38932285
S-Sempai Dr-Dragged us on a D-Date
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>>38932285
...oh boy.
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>>38932285

And at the head of this table is Pinky, wearing her usual grin. A knife and fork gripped in both hands, a comically-oversized bib tied around her neck. The words 'Let's Eat!!!' printed on the bib itself, in bright festive letters. It seems she hasn't noticed you coming around just yet.

Right. Here you fucking go, you think to yourself as you slowly walk forward.

If you fuck this up now, well, at least you'll die knowing you tried everything you could.

"Oh, Homura-chan!" Pinky exclaims as she seems to notice your arrival, brandishing a knife at your general direction in lieu of waving you over. "C'mere and pull up a seat! You're just in time for the main course, and--" She stops here as her eyes, still the same roiling, inky black of midnight, from sclera to pupil - widens at you. The moment of stunned surprise stretching over what feels like eternity, the dangerous uncertainty of the situation freezing your breath in your lungs.

Please don't find anything weird. Please don't find anything weird. Please don't fucking find anything weird about you wearing a fucking dress at ALL--

"...Oh, wow!" The eldritchian horror finally finds her tongue again, grinning once more. Her forest of blood-pinked sharpened teeth in full display. "Is that a new dress or something, Homura-chan?! That's so cute! It really brings out how much of a lameoid you actually are at parties!" She giggles - no, CACKLES - at her own joke, banging her utensil-wielding fists on the table. It takes her a few moments to calm down, and by the time she does, she's wiping blood-tears away from her cheeks with the back of her gloves.

"Kidding aside, that really is a cute dress, Homura-chan!" Pinky leans forward on her elbows as you finally take your seat from across her. "I don't even remember you dressing up for me like this, all those times I asked you to visit me! Usually you'd just be in your shitty schoolgirl-themed costume as always!"

[3/4]
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>>38932372

Her pleasantly-surprised expression, already rendered into a horrific visage with her lethal features, turns into a sly, knowing glance. "Or is it that Homura-chan is trying to get points from me, now?! Hahaha, you dog, Homura-chan!"

She waves her fork at you this time, in a gesture akin to wagging a forbidding finger at a pet. "You're not supposed to fall in love with the villain here, you know!"

Well. It seems that Pinky hasn't noticed what happened to you just yet.

It's just up to you to make sure this continues. Don't fuck it up. Seriously.

How do you respond?

[]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
[]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
[]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932405
[X]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932405
>[]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
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>>38932405
>[]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932405
[]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932405
>[]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her through honest flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I thought you wouldn't appreciate a slutty cocktail dress."

LET'S GET CREATIVE
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>>38932405
>[]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
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>>38932405
>[x]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
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>>38932405
>[]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
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[X]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
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>>38932447
I LIKE IT.
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>>38932405
>Distract her through deflection "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
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>>38932405
[x]Distract her by flinging around spaghetti and clumsily flirting. "I was thinking that I should try to look nice when meeting you and then the shield was clicking and I wasn't done picking a dress or shoes or anything and now I'm here and you think it's cute?"
An entertained Faust is a distracted Faust that won't kill someone we love yet.
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>>38932405
> distract through flirting
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>>38932447
I rike it.
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>[]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
harem building go
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>>38932447
I like that too
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"

Remember the last time we tried being honest? That's right, a few minutes of inhumane pain coupled with the sensation of exploding whilst conscious.
And, may I remind you;
>It's just up to you to make sure this continues. Don't fuck it up. Seriously.
I'll repeat.
>IT'S JUST UP TO YOU TO MAKE SURE THIS CONTINUES.
>DON'T FUCK IT UP.

>SERIOUSLY.
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>>38932490
Then maybe you should vote for it.

>>38932426
>>38932428
>>38932436
>>38932440
Are you sure that Pinky won't connect the references to a cocktail dress to Akemi Homura?
Don't fuck this up.
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
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>>38932509
BUT FUCKING IT UP IS WHAT WE DO BEST.
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>>38932405
>decu giving anon a chance to utterly kill itself.
Well guys its been fun.
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>>38932405
>[]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."

If we mention the dress we dead.
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her through honest flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I thought you wouldn't appreciate a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
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>>38932405
Stop putting +1/+1 counters on your posts, damn it
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>>38932426
>>38932428
>>38932436
>>38932440
>>38932441
>>38932447
Did you forget what happened the last time we were honest with Pinky?
I mean this as seriously as I can: did you forget?

I've been reading up on the fallacies and unreliability of human memory, and I won't hold it against you if you don't remember.
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>>38932405
>[x]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."
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>>38932558
I knew exactly what I was doing when I chose that.
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>>38932405
[]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress. But that was rather old fashioned. Didn't feel quite... me."
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>>38932405
>[x]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
this worked well in the past, no?
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>>38932558
Did you forget the last time we lied to her?
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>>38932558
I remember there was pain, but the best relationships are built on honesty!
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>>38932575
>But that was rather old fashioned. Didn't feel quite... me
You do know that she doesn't give a fuck about the Chiaki Matsuda personality and whether we agree with the TTO or not, right? Trying to distance ourself from our past doesn't matter to Pinky, because to her we must still bear the weight of our previous incarnation's crimes.

All you're doing is making a bad situation worse.
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>>38932405
[x]Distract her through flirting. "...Guilty as charged. I'll do what I like, though."

Maximum flirt.
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>don't fuck it up
>anon's want to fuck it up for lols

and that is how Yuma died lol
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>>38932593
Yes, we lied to her about talking with the Three Stooges. Everything was fine.

Then we told her the truth.
We were then subjected to incredible pain and had our Timestop ability restricted to only a few uses a day.
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>>38932405
>[x]Distract her by being sort of honest. "It was this or a slutty cocktail dress."
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>>38932657
>and that is how Yuma died lol
It's also how Malal and Cavefish died.
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>>38932405
shoulda used this one first
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>>38932665
I invite you to consider /why/ she put us in pain, and whether lying to her might have exacerbated the problem.
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>>38932405
>[x]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
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>>38932665
>thinks lying won't bite us in the ass harder at the end.
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>>38932687
anons did everything wrong.
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>>38932405
>[X]Distract her through deflection. "...Just thought I'd try something different, that's all. Don't overthink it. What's the main course?"
I think in this case honesty is probably going to fuck us up
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>>38932700
And you think appearing in front of Pinky as The Transcendent One would be better than distracting her from what happened?

>>38932693
She was going to do that to us regardless because she didn't want us talking to the Three Stooges. She didn't care about us lying.
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>>38932619
If I'd had my way I wouldn't have been here at all
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>>38932768

I'm saying the suggestion that we can avoid consequence by lying without cost might not be the case.

admittedly that might be the case, but that seems to run counter to the setting imo.
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>>38932777
>If I'd had my way I wouldn't have been here at all
If you didn't notice, we got pulled in here before we even turned the shield.
We would have been pulled here anyway, whether we wanted to or not.
So considering that we would have wound up here regardless of what you wanted, you'd still be making a bad situation worse.
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>>38932255
oh noes
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>>38932777
Okay, then how would we have prevented the shield from turning by itself with enough force to make it feel like it nearly broke our arm?
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>>38932877
Gnaw off our arm like a wolf caught in a trap?
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>>38932898
No time, seeing as it snapped within a minute or two of it materializing on our arm.
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>>38932898
>it reappears on the other arm
>better gnaw it off as well
Our future is clearly set before us.
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>>38932811
>but that seems to run counter to the setting imo.
In my opinion, the setting is more about not doing something stupid to satisfy your own desire to know the truth, because you can frequently fuck everything up if you focus on the truth to the exclusion of the world around you.
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>>38932939
Sorry, I don't get the joke. What does Heresy Abbadon has to do with cutting off our arm?
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>>38933074
The models arms are too heavy, they tend to fall off
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>he doesn't know about Lord "No Arms" Abaddon
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>>38933074
You aren't a /tg/ native, are you?
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>>38933074
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.
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>>38933154
Not every /tg/ native is here for 40k.
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>>38933181
BURN THE HERETIC!
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>>38932405
She didn't notice our haircut...
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>>38932558
Some people just want DRAMA
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>>38932558
Think of it this way: that's how Pinky is when we're honest with her. Imagine how she would be when she catches us lying.
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>Decu-semapi used my OP edit
I am exite.
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>>38933562
>Imagine how she would be when she catches us lying.
That was when she did catch us lying, when we admitted to it.
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>>38933618
Admitting to having lied is not the same as being caught lying.

She went easy on us because we eventually came clean.
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>>38933573

Oh, so you did that one. I didn't notice decu was using it. I should get off my ass go pick up that CRT trick sometime.
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Guys I think we broke Decu.
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>>38933972
Patience.
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>>38933907
I pilfered the method from a (sadly dead along with the old forums) thread on byuu.net on developing CRT shaders for retro emulators. It's really just masking each channel into columns, adding a 'scanline' mask (blank one row in every three), Stack a few copies with Dodge blending then blur the shit out of them to varying degrees to approximate phosphor 'bloom'. In no way physically accurate, but it looks nice.
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QUICK Post blondes.
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Posting NECO's NECOs.
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>>38932452 >>38932444 >>38932464 >>38932465

You try to keep this stroke of luck going by distracting Pinky with flirting.

Yes, this is what it's come to. To prevent your face from being ripped off and eaten by a blood-maddened goddess, you have to awkwardly flirt with her before she notices what she's supposed to get mad at you about.

"...Guilty as charged," you try to reply as off-handedly as you can, leaning back on your chair in your attempt to sound...well, cool. Like how you imagine flirting to be. "I'll do what I like, though."

Yes. you're dead. You're SO DEAD. SO FUCKING DEAD--

"G-guilty...?" Pinky echoes, her eyes wide as the fork she's been brandishing freezes in midair - and it's here that you see her blush. Her pale, corpse-white skin reddening at her cheeks, giving the illusion of vitality in this all-too human display of embarrassment. Making this insane eldritchian horror in the faded pink dress and twintails resemble the girl that she'd once been, and not as the monster that she was.

For a moment, it looked as if your gambit failed, with the pink-haired despoiler falling silent once more.

But then--

"...You're crazy, Homura-chan," Pinky mumbles as she lowers her head, still reddening. "That's....that's crazy talk, you know? All this time I'm trying to make you hate me...why can't you just do the right thing for once instead of trying to be cool all the time...? What do I have to do for you to take me seriously...?"

[1/2]
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>>38934066
I want to fill NECO up and give her a story worth reporting.
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>>38934088

W-what...? Your expression is carefully placid and stonefaced, but inside you're screaming. It's...it's actually working?

Christ. Pinky...you'd really find her cute if it wasn't for the whole fucking eldritichian thing. Oh, and the huge murder play to kill you and your loved ones in an orgy of Golden Weapon fire and blood.

"B-but forget about that! Let's start over! Delete, delete!" Pinky cries, brandishing her utensils like a recalcitrant child would when faced with a bowl of vegetables they clearly did not want to consume. She's still blushing when she forces herself to face you. "A-anyway, Homura-chan! I wanted to check up on you today, see how you were doing with the fetch quest and everything! It feels like it's been AGES since we started, and you've only just got your FIFTH Golden Weapon!"

She shakes her head. "I mean, I don't have anything against taking your time or doing things at your own pace, Homura-chan, but there is such a thing as being efficient with this kind of thing, you know?" Seemingly having recovered from her brief clash with human emotions, Pinky is back to her grinning self, even deigning to reach over and pat you comfortingly on the shoulder. "I'm gonna have to ask you to try just a bit harder, Homura-chan. We want this story finished before the sun dies, you know!"

You open your mouth to reply, before something you see stops you in your tracks: a large and monstrous shadow coming into focus near the table, carrying what appears to be a large, covered platter meant for the main course in a three-course meal. As it's placed on the table, Pinky's mood changes again, this time clearly hyped for the meal. The shadow trots off immediately into the surrounding darkness, dismissed by a word from the eldritchian horror.

[2/3]
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>>38934105

"Ah, here we are, then! Just in time, I thought I was gonna go hungry tonight, too!" Pinky cackles as she pulls away the platter cover. Revealing the unmistakable corpse of Ahriman herself, cold and dead and lifeless. Slack, gaping holes where her eyes should be.

That's...she's going to...?

"OH, have some too, Homura-chan!" Pinky grins at you, either completely misinterpreting the disgust and revulsion in your voice or simply just flat-out ignoring it. "Please feel free! You helped prepare this after all, and I'm not that greedy! Besides, I'm on a diet!"

Without warning - with no preamble at all - the pink-haired demon reaches over and RIPS the corpse's left arm off its shoulder. Not even cutting it - Pinky simply gave the wrist a twist, then an jerk, before it came apart from the body's shoulder with a wet, juicy crack.

And then - just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - Pinky started eating. Biting into the fleshy limb she'd just taken, ripped kimono cloth and everything. Each crunching bite leaking gore and cascading blood down her front, splotching the cheerful party bib crimson.

"Anyway, like I was saying, Homura-chan, ya gotta speed it up a bit, you know?" Pinky says through a mouthful of fresh gore. "We're not getting any younger, and there's an awful lot of people who want to see this through! So maybe next time, stop - ulp - stop fucking around too much with your fat groupies and just go out! Who knows, maybe we'll actually get some decent arc progression out of it, too!"

You have no idea what she's saying, now. You stopped listening the moment she started to eat.

And truth be told, you find your mouth watering at the sight of it. At the sight of the remainder of the meal before you.

The broken, lifeless corpse of a Chosen. A Fallen Angel.

Beckoning you to give it a little taste.

What do you do?

[]Resist it.
[]Give in.
[]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
>[X]Give in.
But let's be classy about this. Fork and knife, very clean, appropriate use of napkins. Maximum civilized.
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>>38934125
>[X]Give in.

Flesh of the fallen angels anyone? Gotta eat it before it goes bad.
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>>38934125
>[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
Can't fill up on corpse. Gotta make room for pancakes.
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>>38934125
>[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
[x]Resist it.
[x]Say you'll try to go faster with the Golden Weapons.
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>>38934125
>RESIST IT

[X]FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS has always, ALWAYS been a bad choice.
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>>38934125
[x] Give in.
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>>38934125
>[]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
>[]Give in.
Shiny...red...button.

"I'll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell, to die upon the hand I love so well."
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>>38934125
>[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
>[X]Focus on Pinky instead, and comment on how cute her eating habits are.

Dei-to! Dei-to!
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>[X]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...

We never got to know too much about Ahriman as a person, have we? We've known her as a crazed fanatic bent on killing us, but as a person...?
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>>38934125
>[]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
>[]Resist it.
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>>38934125
>[X]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934184
>Cat trying to sow chaos again

goddammit you stupid cat

we traded YUMA for THIS
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>>38934125
>[]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the golden weapons

"Well, in the interests of speeding things up, I don't suppose you could give a few hints as to where I can find the rest? I mean, to be perfectly honest, it's trouble enough getting my hands on these Golden Weapons when I do know where one is. Having to figure out where to even begin to look in the first place is kind of just extra busy work."
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>>38934125
>[X]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
>[]Resist it.
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>>38934125
>[X]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
>[X]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
I thought you ate soul gems not bodies. Is that even good for you?
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>>38934125
>[]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>>38934125
>[]Give in.
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>>38934125
>[X]Resist it.
Definitely a bad idea. But this is probably a big choice. Stalling with the third choice won't make much of a difference, we'll either have to become corrupted and resist, potentially risking our lives.
Possibly,
>something along the lines of "I won't join you yet. I still have more corpses left to stack on that platter. I can't rest until the counts goes to nineteen."
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>>38934125
Now I've not been here for a while, but even I know that we're completely and utterly boned - but never, NEVER give in.

>[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
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>[X]Give in.
THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS
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>>38934125

[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...

...she hasn't had her original body for nearly two years, where'd this one come from ?
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>>38934125
>[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
>[x]Resist it.
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>>38934125
[]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
"Wouldn't have figured you for a flesheater."
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>>38934224
>we traded YUMA for THIS
And don't forget we also made Misaka, Midori, Wendy, Mami, Kharn, Souji, Charles, Iori, Rea, Kumatora, Enishi, Tiny Pete, Sayaka, Kyouko, all of the Girls of the Ninth, and even Noriko one step closer to being wiped out in a purge.
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>>38934125
>[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
yeah, wasn't she content consuming soul gems before?
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>>38934285
There was some mention of Ahriman exceeding her remit. And that would jive with her ability to do things beyond the limits of the other weapon-spirits we've met,

[X] Tell me about Culexus
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Is there a TL;DR which can be read somewhere so I can catch up?

Last time I was in the thread, we were deciding what to do after the bomb attack in the cathedral.
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>>38934125
>[x]Focus on Pinky instead, and ask her about the corpse. You know who it is, but...
I think it is not a good idea to eat the flesh of Ahriman. Besides, cannibalism is not a good or logical option
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>>38934125
[X]Resist it.
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>>38934372
Short answer: No.
Long answer: No, there is not.
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>>38934400
What about the recap threads?
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Alright, Decu is kill after that last post, so that's it for today. Thank you for participation, and as always, feedback is encouraged! Next thread should be Saturday.

In the meantime, direct any questions for Decu to

http://ask.fm/Deculture

and I'll field anything I can until the thread dies or Archival finds the lost pieces of the Dream Medal and ends my eternal blood-curse.

In addition, TwiceBorn has an important announcement regarding the MGNQ wiki!
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>>38930293
[X] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS
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>>38934425
There wasn't one for a while.
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>>38934372
Anon, you have to catch up, like everyone else who wants to know what is happening. There are no short-ways to know the plot
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BATTLE BROTHERS

Announcing some new changes to the wiki!

First, and most importantly: we’ve added a new Questions and Answers section on the wiki! Some wiki folks are currently trying to archive Thread Q&A and Deculture’s Ask.fm Q&As on the wiki. They’ve also been categorized for easier search. The pages are currently under construction, but we’ve already uploaded a decent amount of anon questions. Check it out here:

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Questions_and_Answers

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Secondly, some of you may have already noticed this, but we’re starting to put some of the write-ups onto the wiki as well-- for easier reading, easier navigation, and better usage of images. Hopefully, we’ll get all write-ups onto the wiki some time in the near future. Here are some of the cool-looking writeup pages for the wikis:

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Prose_Magica

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/The_Riddle_of_Witch_Flesh

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Magical_Scribe_Eleanor_Slam_(series)

>>38934433
>In addition, TwiceBorn has an important announcement regarding the MGNQ wiki!

I-it's not -that- important
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>>38934444
Yeh, I just checked and there hasn't been a recap for about 100 threads
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>>38934471
Once we're finished archiving Q&A stuff, we're (and by we I mean me, because I just came up with this idea) planning on at last updating the thread summaries as well.
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>>38934433
>Dream Medal

i thought those were easter candies
shit
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>>38934433
Thanks for closing the thread Wendy.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Thread has been archived!

Ahriman sure got the short end of the stick.
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>>38934485
Actually, there was one for Christmas, about ten threads ago! Along with interviews with the Spymaster, Yuma, and TTO.
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>>38934485
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36969781/

BEHOLD, BROTHER
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>>38934372
>Is there a TL;DR which can be read somewhere so I can catch up?
TLDR: Yuma did nothing wrong. Ahriman is kill, Golden Staff is get.
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>>38934433
I wonder what would happen if we started monologuing to Pinky about we've caught glimpses of the Blessed Lady's former glory and how much we want to restore her to that form, while accidentally revealing the wings to her.

I bet that would turn out GREAT.

I love how Decu not only went a little bit meta in that last post, but also how fast he went from Pinky being cute and embarrassed to being a psychopathic, homicidal monster.
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>>38934471
Aaand I'm back up to date.
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>>38934534
>>38934557
Oh, yea, it's just not labeled "recap" in the archives like the other ones are. So, yeah, MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS RECAP should help you, Lagging Behind Anon
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>>38934473
EXCELLENT! Thank you and all the people who made this possible for your hard work
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>>38934473
Archival's is the only cool-looking one, though. It has a sweet header picture.
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>>38934672
h-hey, just because i can't draw
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>>38934672
A-aw jeez~

>>38934743
You could put one of them pictures of Babz up!
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I got cleared to do this thing, sorry for taking so long.

Here are all the new write-ups that I know about. Incidentally, they're all mine.

Magical Torturer Suzi Berry
http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Magical_Torturer_Suzi_Berry

Suzi interrogates a prisoner and convinces Eleanor to do something dangerous.

Omake: Not My Problem
http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Omake:_Not_My_Problem

Tenko is berated for giving up. Accompanies the previous piece.

Or you can just read them all at the link that TwiceBorn provided.

Thanks to Deculture for the thread letting me write
Thanks to Wendy for letting me use Cosette and Aki, for the curse of sneezing sea urchins, for the idea that Madge emotionally abuses her girlfriend when she drinks too much, for introducing me to the term 'knifeplay' (no, not like that), and for a bunch of other stuff
Thanks to TwiceBorn for looking it over
Thanks to the people who're still reading. There'll be a proper Eleanor chapter next time
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>>38934838

Babz can't be a proper title page for a series!
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>>38934960
Perhaps for a lewd series.

If she can't be the face of a write-up she can't be the face for an Officio.
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>>38934672
I don't really have any fitting title-looking pictures. And even if I did, I'd never be able to decide on fonts.

Okay, maybe I have one or two pictures, but the font issue still stands. That's a big deal.
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>>38935044
>can't be the face of an officio

ill fite u m8
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>>38935076
Glasses?
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>>38935262
Glasses!



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