>>38936982
>tfw when you forget to label Snake quest episode 8.5.

Then you spot them, tracks. Little, barely visible glowing dimples in the mud and undergrowth, ever so slowly fading into nothingness. Quickly you follow them, something you know too well now welling up inside you.... that's another thing you're going to have to ask about isn't it, why do you have sudden bouts of psychotic rage and aggression, is it a snake thing? Or are you just suffering from a serious mental illness? Questions aside you found what you been looking for when you stumbled into the jungle with only a vague idea of what you were doing.

Now though, now you know. Snake-chan reminds you, you're here to fuck up some deer and ruin their whole day. There they are, stupid wall eyed creatures, just milling out their pointless lives in a clearing eating grass and shitting themselves in public. Fuck deer, you don't know why but you really think they deserve to die. You agree, you need them for food and money, nothing personal. Snake-chan disagrees, she doesn't like the deers stupid face and rancid body odor.

You definitely have problems.

>Just charge in there and try to run one down. 1d100 vs a 60

>Sneak attack, slither as close as you can then lunge out of the bushes. There's a dopy looking one nawing on ferns. 1d100 vs a 60, you get +10 to the attack should you land it.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>38936982
>Just charge in there and try to run one down. 1d100 vs a 60

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>38936998
>Sneak attack, slither as close as you can then lunge out of the bushes. There's a dopy looking one nawing on ferns. 1d100 vs a 60, you get +10 to the attack should you land it.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>38936998
>Sneak attack, slither as close as you can then lunge out of the bushes. There's a dopy looking one nawing on ferns. 1d100 vs a 60, you get +10 to the attack should you land it.

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>>38936982
Get 'um!

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>>38937040
>>38937072

Should we ignore pic related or keep it for funzies?

Writing, but you only get a +5 with that 73, because of bullshit QM rules.

>>38937110
Ignore it.

>>38937110
Keep it, why not?

>>38937110
New thread new start

>>38937110
Ignore, we rolled better anyways.

>>38937178
>>38937165
>>38937143
>>38937137

Okay writing. +5 bonus for next attack

>>38937110
Ignore since it's a new thread

>>38936998
That dopy looking one chewing obliviously on leaves, flinching at sounds every few seconds like the wall eyed idiot it is. It'll be difficult considering how skittish deer are going by what the discovery has shown you, but you're sure you can sneak up on one because again, you watch nature documentaries. You got this.

It goes surprisingly well until that twig snaps and the deer snaps to look at your salivating fangs like, well, a deer caught in headlights. Fucking deer.

The gears in it's brain, although tiny, or perhaps because of it, turn very quickly and the thing darts away a fraction of a second before you can react, but you lunge for it anyway.

>Bite, latch onto it's legs and try to trip it up 2d100+5 vs a 35 and a 50 respectively. (2 rollsplz)

>Constrict 1d100 vs a 60 (insta kill considering deer are easy)

>>38937358
>Constrict 1d100 vs a 60 (insta kill considering deer are easy)

Rolled 87, 90 + 5 = 182 (2d100 + 5)

>>38937358
>Bite, latch onto it's legs and try to trip it up 2d100+5 vs a 35 and a 50 respectively. (2 rollsplz)

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>38937358
>>Constrict 1d100 vs a 60 (insta kill considering deer are easy)

Rolled 87, 65 = 152 (2d100)

>>38937358
>Bite, latch onto it's legs and try to trip it up 2d100+5 vs a 35 and a 50 respectively. (2 rollsplz)

>>38937377
>>38937386
Get fucked, deerkun

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>38937376

>>38937377
>>38937391
hey double 87 on the first roll.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38937358
>Constrict 1d100 vs a 60 (insta kill considering deer are easy)

>>38937415
Means we get a 117 on it.

>>38937377
92 and a 95. Deer-kun getting rekt.

>>38937391
Dubs = +10.
Congrats on the 100. Deer slips and breaks it's neck.

Rolled 27, 88 = 115 (2d100)

>>38937358
>Bite, latch onto it's legs and try to trip it up 2d100+5 vs a 35 and a 50 respectively. (2 rollsplz)

>>38937434
Deer are easy, so it didn't really matter.

>>38937434
Shit I can't even into rolls.

Enjoy your 117, even though it doesn't mean much fighting a deer, you do it with style.

Writing.

>>38937457
So far, we're neck-and-neck, OP.

>>38937478
We doubled on the bite so we get +30 on it.

>>38937477
Can't we just rip it throat out with dice that high? So it dies quickly and we're ready for shit to happen just in case?

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>38937358
>>>Constrict 1d100 vs a 60 (insta kill considering deer are easy)

Fuck we better stop rolling so high or we'll wind up ripping our prey to pieces

>captcha: BEBOA.

Yes we are, captcha, though I like being venomous more

>>38937358
In that moment, you are the snake. Launching your entire body forward using the large girth of your tail the entire world slows to a standstill and you float towards the deer in slow motion, feeling a sort of serine calmness wash over you. This deer is getting fucked.

You land on the deers neck, the bulk of your weight landing directly on the base of the deers neck sending it face down into the dirt with a loud snapping sound, you bite into it and latch on with a death grip as you tumble briefly in the dirt due to forward momentum slowly realizing that the thing just isn't moving anymore. You let go and gaze around the clearing with a bloody mouth, that was... surprisingly easy. Seems you even managed to tear a part of it's throat open due to the way your mouth was thrashed about on impact.

Point is you now have deer blood trailing down your face like a retarded child gorging unsupervised on melting ice-creme. It's a bizarre feeling to wonder how you got from losing at dark souls to bloody mawed mutant predator in just under one week... You can't quite parse the bastard mix of shame, accomplishment and astonishment at the peculiarity at it all. Regardless, you got what you came for, and in record time.

You'd better get back before... whatever the fuck going on back there becomes your problem directly.

-(cont)

>>38937862
---
You cut your arm and bloodied your shirt wiping the blood from your mouth and neck. Luckily you were still riding off the predatory high when you did it so you only made a brief show of bawling like a little bitch.

Thank god nobody was around to see that. Things go relatively smoothly from there on out, the man at the gate gives you a weird look when you come in looking like you killed a dear with your bare hands instead of using a bow like any sensible sapient entity, jokes on him though, you used your mouth.

Even so, you shrink down and try to block out the wave of eyes that you're no longer just imagining. Perhaps this was actually a pretty bad idea, oh god now you'll be known as that freaky psychotic snake girl who bites wild animals to death, you can even make out whispers. You hurry up, dragging the thing along the ground by it's hind legs pretty much using the entirety of your body weight and wishing to god people would stop staring.

"Hey, you" you hesitantly look up, it's that guy with the mustache who's vase of opium you smashed. "You're that little shit who bumped into me earlier"

>Slither faster, he'll never catch you.

>I-I'm sorry sir I though I was on drugs.

>Just stay quiet, put your head down, maybe have another panic attack. You can't deal with people.

>write in?

>>38937893
>I-I'm sorry sir I though I was on drugs.

>>38937893
>Slither faster, he'll never catch you.
speedy snek

>>38937893
Hiss at him and the move on.

>>38937893
I-I'm ssssssorry ssssssir I though I wasssssss on drugssssss

>>38937893
>Just stay quiet, put your head down, maybe have another panic attack. You can't deal with people.

>>38937893
>I-I'm sorry sir I though I was on drugs.
or maybe
>HISSSSSSSSS

>>38937893
Attempt to hiss menacingly

>>38937893
Scream out "HOLY BALLS, THE COLORS! How did you get so pretty, Mr. Shiney Man?!"

>>38937893
>Slither faster, he'll never catch you.
Ignore our problems. It has worked before!

>>38937893
>>I-I'm sorry sir I though I was on drugs.
But you know it's just going to be an aggressive hiss to protect our prey.

>>38937893
>Slither faster, he'll never catch you.

>>38937917
>>38937948
>>38937969
3 for slither

>>38937913
>>38937922
>>38937935
>>38937957
4 for drugs

>>38937919
>>38937935
>>38937942
3 for hiss.

I don't really want to but lets vote between Hiss and the 'sorry officer the drugs made me do it' speech.

>>38937893
>Slither faster, he'll never catch you.

>>38938009
Hiss

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>>38938009
We better dump a truckload of spaghetti doing this

>>38938009
drugs.

>>38938009
>>38938011
Damn. So close.

>>38938009
>>38937957
Was me and it was for failing to say it was drugs and just be a hiss

Missed the vote by a second

>>38937893
>I-I'm sorry sir I though I was on drugs.
If we were on japan I'd suggest infinite apologetic bowing.

>>38938009
>hiss

>>38938009
Drugs because it won

>Whooaaa... I can totally see your vascular system with this...

>>38938091
>>38938034
>>38938055
Okay drugs.

Writing.
>>38938112
You totally can.

Anon from last thread here who is promising the lewds smuts, so was it agreed upon we were going with a "son of a shepard" build for the male. Now do you guys want me to do a single viewpoint for the lewd? I can do one from Kat, one from the guy, or I can do both and post them separately. (Doing both will take me longer to write but you get twice the smut for the price of one.)

Also anyone have good lamia doujins or smut bins? The only ones I found are where the guy takes the lead, or one with some bullshit where the lamia basically becomes human while having sex.

>>38938230
Kat's point of view, please.

>>38937893

You freeze in paralyzing social awkwardness and quite a bit of fear, Snake-Chan doesn't deal with people, Katie does, and Katie is a massive wimp. he's looming over you looking quite indignant, you think he's an addict because of the weird smell and also due to how red his eyes are.

"I-I -I'm ssssss-ssssssorry, I t-thou- thought I w-wassssss on dr-dru-" the livid man interrupts you, obviously annoyed by how long you take to mispronounce even simple sentences, he's definitely an addict, what kind of asshole has this short a fuse. The freight of which causes your eyes to widen and pupils to narrow into pinpricks, your entire body shrinking backwards.

"What!? Fuck whatever, you had better pay for it right now" Oh no, people are starting to stare. You can't deal with this kind of stress.

>I don't have any money

>I'll pay for it soon

>Run for it. 1d100 vs a 80

Also

>Head straight to the admin place

>Try to find that warehouse the bald administrator guy mentioned,

>>38938230
Kat's PoV.
Also, here
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/657979/0a08f806b9/

>>38938283
>>I'll pay for it soon
>Try to find that warehouse the bald administrator guy mentioned

>>38938283
>Cry

Just start crying and keep saying sorry

>>38938283
>Stress induce Hiss, because fuck him he woke the snake chan

>Head straight to the admin place

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>38938283
>Run for it. 1d100 vs a 80
>Also
>Head straight to the admin place

Cry while doing so

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>38938283
>Run for it. 1d100 vs a 80

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>38938283
>Run for it. 1d100 vs a 80
>Head straight to the admin place

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>38938283
>>Run for it. 1d100 vs a 80

>>38938321
>>38938325
>>38938331
>>38938335
dangit you idiots we're carrying a deer we can't roll good like this

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>>38938230

>>38938283
>I'll pay for it soon
>Head straight to the admin place

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>38938283
>>Try to find that warehouse the bald administrator guy mentioned
I feel the admin area is probably an active crime scene...

>Run for it. 1d100 vs a 80
FLY YOU FOOLS!

>>38938321
>>38938325
>>38938331
>>38938335
>Being this fucking stupid.....

Welp we lose our catch or get shanked. Maybe both. Idiots.

>>38938379
But if we get shanked we can go all self defense on him.

>>38938283
>HISSS!!!!

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>>38938321
>>38938325
>4 and 60
WELP

Straight to the nowhere Lightning fast, maybe well get to the admin place eventually.

>>38938321
>>38938314
And we cry while doing so. Amazing.

>>38938379
worst possible outcome is snake-chan coming out in public and fucking this guy up.

>>38938394
Yeah but we kill things with our mouth and his blood is probably worse than any shitmonkey's

>>38938402
Honestly I hope he tries to stop us. He is harassing a monster girl who is covered in blood.

>>38938394
WE get shanked in the wrong spot we're dead in seconds. Like the throat, kidneys, gut(for long slow death)

>>38938430
I doubt him shanking a 6 day old girl for ANY reason would go over well for him. We literally don't know better currently...

>>38938411
No worse possible outcome in him slitting our throat in public cause he's a raging junkie.


>>38938450
1.) We don't look six days old
2.) He's a junkie.

>>38938468
We still look like a kid. Our top half is flat as a board.

>>38938468
We fought Boars. Multiple Boars. And won. He tries to hurt us, he gets dead.

>>38938468
I doubt he actually is a junkie, its likely he was moving it to the warehouse from the production areas, a vase of opium would be enough to OD you a dozen times or so.

>>38938488
and? You think a junkie without his fix will care/notice?


>>38938501
Yeah provided he doesn't stab from surprise cause we're crippled physically and mentally in a semi social setting.

>>38938506
Fair enough. Still want to chance it?

>>38938501
>>38938544
Just a point a large wild boar was considered a minor challenge, in real life those thing regularly kill people who are unlucky enough to piss them off including armed hunters.

>>38938587
Yes but we had the jump on it and it hit us in our slightly tougher bits. Plus we didn't have to deal with crippling(literally) Anxiety disorders. Additionally snake chan was awake and active. We have non of that now. He could easily stab us while we're in poor NEET mode and kill us if he hits the right spot.

>>38938587
Well we are a half-snake monstrosity who is probably about 5'5" tall from the ground with our tail dragging another 15'+ maybe even longer than that because we took Longer Body and Basic Constrictor.

Really even though we are as flat as a board and only 6 days old we are a force to be reckoned with in terms of raw physical bulk especially considering our entire lower half is one huge muscle.

Unless he hits a vital in our upper half anyone trying to shank us is fucked if Snek-chan takes over.

New goal: learn to tap into and release snakechan at will

>>38938667

It could even be better. We could have redundant vitals in our lower half as well.

...Say there's an idea ST. An ability to have an extra heart/lung that lets us take blows that would otherwise be fatal.

"Stabbed in the heart? Eh I got another."

by the way guys, I would like to point out that we have achieved cultural victory... there is currently two snake related quests going on at the same time! Double Snake-chan all the way across the sky!

>>38938809
There's another snake quest?

>>38938856
Snake catcher quest. Where snakes are magical creatures, eats souls and memories, and can shapeshift if they eat someone's life blood. Also they are autistic as fuck.

>>38938667
>Snek-chan takes over
>Hissing at everyone and everything
>totally wild creature
>Snek mom has to calm us down and drag us home

>>38938793
So we become Snek Krogan??

>>38938283
The invisible walls are closing in again to eject your organs like toothpaste or a furry squirrel based toothpaste analog under a car tire, regardless panic sets in as this guy gets up in your face, having a large opium addict looming down on your while people watch is making you feel like you might honestly shit yourself, weird and uncontrollable things are happening down there, you realize he's still talking when a finger gets jabbed into your chest. Why the fuck do you always lose your hearing when having a major social anxiety induced panic attack anyway?

You're out. tears burst from your eyes, you have a sinking feeling this guy is going to stab you, you don't think you have the nerve to even tell him you'll pay up later, OH FUCK this.

Next thing you know your dragging your kill frantically through the market place while the guy power walks along side you getting increasingly pissed off, at least you think so, your vision is blurry as hell from the way you're crying. But you can hear him yelling repetitively.

"THE FUCK YOU DOING BITCH, YOU RUNNING!? YOU RUNNING!? I'LL HIT YA, I'LL HIT YA" Oh god it's exactly like all those times you've watched black people fight on youtube, you're getting stabbed for sure, you're going to die.

You feel light headed, also your face is in the dirt and your cheek suddenly feels warm. Judging by the sudden blank spot in your memory you think he just decked you...

"WHERES MY MONEY!!" he did just deck you, his shouting is freaking you out, you lie on the ground clutching the deer tightly like a comfort blanket. You can vaguely tell people are shouting at him to fuck off, but he just seems to get even madder.

-(cont)-

>>38938957
The atmosphere suddenly changes, your not sure why, then there's this horrific godawful noise, like an lion on PCP and a fucked up case of severe throat cancer roaring at a helicopter.It's quite for a while, you stay completely still hugging the deer, before something picks you up off the ground and hugs you tightly. Oh look it's snake-mom, oh shit it's stranger snake-mom. You reach out a clawed hand fruitlessly as you are carried off, she didn't pick up your deer.

Shaking and burbling softly, you feel incredibly helpless, completely so, despite being a giant snake mutant monster that crushes wild boars until they shit themselves to death, en mass, you end up just sobbing pathetically into her neck like one would expect a small child who just got a black eye from a crack addict to do.

You're eventually dropped onto a mat inside her house while two clueless children look on with wide eyes. You don't even care what's going on anymore, you just lie there and hug that pillow you were sitting on earlier today.

---

You end up ignoring the kids and getting the pillow you're lying soaking wet, your eyes hurt and your mouth hurts from crying like a little bitch. You feel slight better, if utterly numb now. The kids are gone, there's a cup of tea in front of you. You notice Salvia, she looks like a bit of a wreck.

You might have fucked up just a little.

>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.

>Just stay silent.

>Why, you're not even my mom. I just met you for fucks sake.

>>38938973
>>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.

>>38938973
>Just stay silent.

>>38938973
>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.
...welp...

>>38938973
>>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.
Though, it's a split decision 49/51 between this and staying silent.

>>38938973
>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.
>Cry for having probably fucked up her life

>>38938973
>>Just stay silent.

>>38938973
>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.

>>38938973
>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.
>Cry some more

>>38938973
>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.
>Cry more.

>>38938973
>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.
>I'm such a bad sssssssssnake

>>38938973
>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.

>>38938973

>I'm really, really ssssssssorry.

>>38938995
>>38939001
>>38939015
>>38939017
>>38939031
>>38939068
>>38939070
You are really, really sorry.
>>38939097
it's all your fault.

>>38938973
wait. What kind of mess? Like she took a beating mess or snekmom went psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est) on his ass mess?

>>38939272
Apparently snakemom scared him off somehow.

>>38939108
...where's the deer?

>>38939280
she probably beat the shit out of him. Which would make her exactly one enemy in that circumstance.

>>38939355
Either still there or stolen, means we have to go hunting for another one. We're being responds or for once and All these people stoping us from doing our work.

>>38938973
Salvia looks like a wreck, face set in a deep frown and hair all over the place, you don't even know this person and within a time span of less than 12 hours you've literally wrecked her life, god knows what kind of trouble she got into on your behalf. You just feel so frustrated and guilty, you didn't ask for any of this but you caused it, all of it. You chose to make those poor decisions, Should have just stayed at Ed's house, should have just took up Ed's offer. Should have just stayed in the damn jungle and died. You already fucked up your own mothers life why'd you have to go fuck up another moms. Tears start to drip down your face, and you glance at Salvia, she seems to notice and starts to say something but you beat her to it.
-(cont)-

>>38939515

"I'm ssssssso sssssssorry" bawling softly you cradle your face in your hands, you're too upset to realize you just said a single sentence without stuttering like a retard. Note to yourself, slap a gold star on the imaginary fridge at some point.

"oh no, no no no" she slithers over and hugs you tightly, her voice cracking. She strokes your hair and tells you that you've done nothing wrong, your pretty sure she's lying even if it doesn't sound like it. Because you're a bad person, you wreck peoples lives without even trying. But that aside it does feel really nice being held like this, platonic mom hugs are the best. Your heads pushed against your neck and it's weird but you think you have some kind of budding parent child bond with this lady, despite not even knowing her. You both sit in silence for a while just crying inaudibly, but you both eventually snap out of it, surprisingly enough yourself first. being cradled in her neck you can feel her warm breath down your neck and it doesn't feel one bit erotic like you'd think it would, you just feel.... safe and warm. You actually feel a stab of grief when she pulls away and looks at you with red tear stain eyes.

"why did you go out there Katie?"

>I have to repay Eddie, just break down and tell her everything plainly and truthfully.

>I don't know, avoid the topic.

>Why should you even care? I just met you.

>>38939545
>I have to repay Eddie, just break down and tell her everything plainly and truthfully.

>>38939545

>I have to repay Eddie, just break down and tell her everything plainly and truthfully.

We honourabroo and want to pay debts.

Unlike fucking Greece.

>>38939545
your heads pushed against *her* neck.

God dammit.

>>38939545
>I have to repay Eddie, just break down and tell her everything plainly and truthfully.

>>38939545
>I have to repay Eddie, just break down and tell her everything plainly and truthfully.

>>38939545
>I have to repay Eddie, just break down and tell her everything plainly and truthfully.

>>38939545
>"I wanted to repay Eddie and get money for stuff....He didn't even want me to part him back."

>>38939573
And Hue-kun.

Spider smut when?

>>38939545
Don't worry Snek mom! We'll leave and never come back! It's okay if we ruin things in the jungle.

>>38939573
Greece has a fuck-ton of corruption from after WW2 and should never have been allowed to join the union.

>>38939633
It's all Germany's fault and they owe Greece money.

The idea that we owe the Germans anything is ludicrous. Not to mention that the British stole our artifacts too.

>>38939545
>>I have to repay Eddie, just break down and tell her everything plainly and truthfully.
>And now I have to hunting again because I lost my deer

>>38939563
>>38939573
>>38939577
>>38939596
>>38939598
>>38939599
Pay debts, gibe spidersmu- i mean er... We need to repay Eddie guys. By overwhelming vote.

>>38939633
>>38939656
/Pol/ plz.

>>38939656
FUCK OFF MATE, THEY'RE OURS NOW!

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>>38939672
Raccoon jews are behind this.

/pol/ was right again!

>>38939656
>Owe Greece money
Wow. Getting deluded up in here.

Greece has become a worthless shithole filled with idiots who refuse to pay their taxes and want something for nothing. It'll fall apart sooner or later and we can go back to ignoring it.

just noting OP but you're a FOOL if you don't eventually spin the overarching plot of this story into Katie getting a second chance at growing up and maturing—having missed her first chance in her former life to learn to reach out and take the risks inherent in engaging with other people.

IT PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF

>>38939672
Greece would pay it's debts in spidersmut, if it could.

>>38940079
While I agree, anon, first she has to work through her flaws.

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>>38940096
>spidersmut never

>>38940079
This so very much this

>>38940079
Yeah... missing all that life. I mean she was the ripe old age of.. what 16? If you don't have a multitude of friends and a new family at that age boy did you ruin everything.

>>38940211

I must have missed her age back in the first thread. I got the impression she was at least in college. Something about the constant references to dark souls, perhaps.

>>38940161
>>38939672
I really hope we didn't get anyone into any serious problems.

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>>38940079
Well hopefully this ends with Katie as a noble Nagini with her own palace and retinue in the jeweled city of Patala and being able to channel her inherent divine power to control the very rivers themselves.
Or just as likely die in a ditch

>>38940211
She's 15, actually.

>>38940490
Even younger. Point stands. The only way she "missed" all those things is because she was crushed by a cinder block.

>>38939545
Why did you go out there... you had to repay Eddie for all that nice shit he did for you that you didn't deserve. Fuck now you have to repay snake-mom as well, you ruined her life and traumatized her kids. Your mouth quivers, forming an involuntary pet lip.There's this sense of depersonalization that usually comes about when your mind says fuck this shit I'm done for the night and goes on autopilot, you just had the mother of all shit days. So you tell her honestly, and mostly without stuttering, although still crying plenty, exactly why you made the stupid decision to go back outside.

Very simply, you had to pay Ed back, he didn't even want to take your money, told you specifically not to. You don't want to live off charity, how could you not.

Snakemom listens the entire time and tears up about halfway through, she ends up hugging you and telling you you're a good kid, even if you won't believe it.

"b-but, but I wrecked your *sob* your liiihheyffffff-"

She hushes you "no, by the gods no you did not. You're a very kind and thoughtful girl-"

"NOOO i'M NOOOOOOTTTTT" and that was the gist of that conversation, you feel like she's incredibly fed up with you, or maybe just overwhelmed with pity. You both stopped talking a while ago, right now she's just playing with your hair and holding you with one hand. You get the feeling your both a tad bit burnt out.

The door opens and Eddie comes in "Heeeey Sally so Cora said that -....ooooook..." he looks at the two of you, who stare back, yourself with a black eye, both sets of serpentine eyes red from crying. He takes in the sight, then promptly puts on his 'oh god kill me now , I just got in from a hard days manual labor and can't be bothered to deal with emotional turmoil but I'll do it anyway' expression. it's a unique and interesting face you don't think you could recreate even if you tried. Poor bastard.

SnakeMom points to you "Ed, explain". That poor fucking bastard.

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>>38940503
This will probably just end with her being in a coma in the hospital, right?

>>38940514

You have you head down on a cushion, lying on a bed. They're talking about you like you can't even hear them and you just don't even give a fuck anymore. This bed is fucking comfy, you're tired. And you're content to just lie there limp and pretend they're talking about some other fuckup of a girl named Katie, with a sort of zen-like relaxed depersonalized interest in whatever they have to say, most of which you casually disagree with out of personal experience.

"-and I told her not to, I was going to bring her down here earlier today, it's all my fault" poor deluded Eddie, you feel bad for that guy.

The response is a sad, tired sigh "...You should have brought her with you... or better yet made her come over here, I would have taken care of her"

"...Yea I know, I suck with looking after kids..." There's a brief silence.

"... yes.... so do I...." More silence.

Eddie finally replies "...she's just a really good kid y'know, if anything I owe her for catching me dinner for the next week" ...hmmm, you can't quite argue with that one.

Snake mom asks tiredly"...an entire week?"

He chuckles humorlessly "hoho yea, she took down an entire troupe of wild boar, one was like, twice the size of me... .... .... Salvia?"

There's a bit of an awkward pause.

Finally you here a tired yet surprised voice answer "...wow...". You feel like you should be worried, but you just don't care. You'll worry about it later you guess.

"yep..." Eddie drawls slowly.

Some time passes, you realize it's getting dark because the colors in the room aren't even what you'd normally see, if you could describe it you'd say it looked... cold. You hear a knock at the door, A man whispers "You awake Kate?"

last choice of the night:

>Go stay at Eddies

>Stay at Salvia's

>Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children

>>38940538
>Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children.

>>38940538
>Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children

>>38940538
>>Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children

>>38940079

>implying this wasn't the plan from the offset.

You disgust me. Just kidding, I love all of you in a deeply homoerotic way

>>38940129
True that. I'm intentionally trying to make Katie a a fucked up individual.

>>38940538
>Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children

>>38940538
>Stay at Salvia's

>>38940538
I'm getting the distinct impression that we are NOT your usual snakeperson also:
>Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children

>>38940538
Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children
We need to hook him up with snakemom

>>38940563
>>38940565
>>38940571
>>38940578
>>38940583
Well that was easy, just get him to stay here. So we're obviously going the matchmaker route then?

Writing.

>>38940538
>other
Be very conflicted as to who's place to stay at. Possibly flip a coin.

>>38940604
You know... why is that your first inclination? I get it and I'm not too upset. But it seems like anons are facilitated with playing match maker or harem or some stupid shit all the goddamn time. Relationships don't work like that.

>>38940538
>Possibly try to get him to stay here for the night even though it's not your fucking house. You doubt he'd refuse. people usually have a hard time refusing traumatized orphan children

>>38940572
Were you to put

>>38940583 Normal snake people don't kill entire herds of wild boar... and then run around helpless in a town, freak out over eyesight, and get knocked out by a drugged out dude.

Also I assume normal people don't attempt to repay everything in meat...

But...
Doesn't snakemom already have a man?

>>38940538
I think I like Snek mom more than Eddie.

>>38940618
Not our current thinking but probably. Our current thinking is warm bed, cold outside don't want to move, but don't want adoptive dad to leave either.

>>38940639
Think he's either dead or absent.

>>38940572
Which is why this quest is so interesting. Dying doesn't magically stop you from being a neet, and Katie has definitely picked up some issues if snake-chan is any indication.

>>38940638
We're still a socially retarded neet at our core, even if we are super predators

>>38940664
Eh my thoughts on that are Snake chan is the snake. Katie is just some sort of body jacker.

They've become one but sort of a split personality set up.

Katie being a more developed idea took over. With the young Snek's personality taking a back seat.

>>38940678
We are also socially retarded because we've spent a grand total of 24 hours in society, during which we've vomited on a bunch of people, appologized with a bunch of boars, sold ourselves into wage slavery, suffered a massive panic attack, and got the shit beaten out of us by a drug addict.

>>38940699
Nah, that's dumb. It's much more interesting for it to just be the snake-holdover instincts and abilities.

>>38940538
This rickety ass bed is just wonderful, you're exhausted and can barely keep your eyes open. You don't want to get up but you really don't want him to leave either. It's stupid and selfish and completely out of order but the moment you hear the door closing and him leaving you can't help yourself.

"...w-wait" you croak softly. "c-can y-you...can you sssst-ay h-here". Well you didn't expect him to refuse. He comes back in after a brief chat with Salvia holding a pillow and lies down on the cold hard floor next to your bed. You don't quite get why you're making him do this, being the awkward loner that you are, but you don't care. It feels right. And for once that's all that matters.

You get the best nights sleep.

>That's it for tonight.

>>38940737
Thanks for running guy.
now...
WHEN'S THE NEXT ONE YA SCAG?

>>38940737
Dawwww....

See you around, Doc. When do you think you'll be able to pick this back up?

>>38940699
It's more then that. Snake-chan has started suggesting things while previously she was a fight/terror response. It could be a lot of things, anon, but it's not necessarily nice.

>>38940737
Thanks for running Doc, also you finally managed to hit sage point on a thread! Gratz! Also guys, with that achievement I officially declare the Eddie Salvia waifu war on!

>>38940737
Thanks for running! Can your run tomorrow and have all 3 RE quests up at once?

>>38940728
That's more proof of trauma due to not being able to deal with shitty situations, anon. We're gotten slightly better at them, if only slightly.

>>38940633
Right you are, but it'd still be interesting to let them try. It won't happen over night anon. or possibly even at all.

>>38940639
She HAD a man. I have no idea beyond that though.

>>38940756
>>38940785
>>38940819

Either tomorrow at 7pm GMT+0 or more likely because OP is a massive fucking faggot 3 days time. Check the twitters.

>>38940737
Thanks for running,
How goes our evolution of being the longest spaghetti snake.

>>38940737
>eddie stayed over
Okay, we gotta get eddie a second bed and be his roomie.

>>38940858
>>38940815
>>38940756
Thank you for playing. I have literally nothing better to do and this quest is really fun to run. we're in a sybyotic relationship now anons, no escape

>>38940889
Symbitoic* And even then it usually ends up parasitic by the end. We will drain you dry muahahahahahahahah!

>>38940907
What the fuck kind of relationship did you think I had with you guys? It sure as hell has never been mutualistic!

>>38940699
>>38940805
You both give OP either very good or very bad idea. Regardless I like your theories, I will neither confirm or deny them.

>>38940861
Nah, we need to figure out the magic of having someone for warmth in our coils. We can pay him back by being a good snaek bed

>>38940928
It's a bad idea, OP.
Snek-chan is just our instinct package. I don't want a dumb "oh, but you stole their booody!" plot going on.

>>38940925
WHERE.IS.THE.SMUT?

>>38940928
From what I've garnered you literally haven't thought through a coherent plan for the long term yet... I assume many of these plot twists are potentially possible up until you finally decide which one you can do well without ruining the rest of the story. Also there is a disturbing amount of queued up RE-Smut people are now writing.

>>38940945
This feels INAPPROPRIATE.

>>38940925
Hue Get back to writing smut you attention whore or else i'll break out the rod!


>>38940928
Could be a mental break from the stress and snake chan is basically us but more brutal confident, ruthless, and apparently has a innate understanding of snek?

>>38940950
Same.It's a stupid idea

>>38940928
When do we get to the point where we are ruling over a kingdom of Nagas and leading wars against the Garudas and Rakshas while having a harem of Asrapas and Apsaras?

Okay, you guys know how in humans their stomach is covered in a huge sheathe of neurons that acts as a primitive secondary brain that supplies the primary brain with nutritional information and shit like that?

Snake-chan is that, but for a MUCH HUGER AREA- our entire snake guts. So more advanced.


There, solved, explained.

>>38940998
.......never..........................................................................................................................................
...............................................................ever

I'm enjoyed the speculation too much, I'm not even going to comment on snake-chan. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>38941005
So when snake-chan takes over we're literally thinking with our stomach?

>>38941029
Fucking Vishnu sympathizer. Naga-loka will rise again

>>38941005
Maybe, come on anon we're spitballing ideas here. Got anything else?

>>38941029
Usually you innately have magic and find that out before you can use it, horns or no horns. SO any way we could find out?

>>38941045
Yes. In a fairly literal sense.
Though, to be fair, we're also thinking with our liver and kidneys.

>>38941056
>how do we magic?
Start speculating, because gormless Op doesn't have a fucking clue.

Stealing idea's from random anons is the best part about being a QM after all.

>>38941056
>got anything else
For snek chan? Nah, the combination instinct package/ thinking with your guts explanation is my favorite.

>>38941109
Well usually there was some indication prior to using it, like RE:lizard's Mc glowing for no good reason, or Sara having that wind trick in RE:MQ. We got anything like that yet?

>>38940633
>>38940855
Can we at least try friendshipping them?

>>38941109
Well if we are based off the Re: series there should be magic stones that let us perform minor elemental magic. And inner magic like light/dark is class based or comes from special "rare" varieties monsters are born/evolve into.

Also I like the idea of snake chan being instinctual in nature, works with the adventurerxKat smut I am writing.

>>38940958
Yes to everything, I have literally no fucking clue what I'm doing and I don't know how relationships work in real life because I have no friends and haven't even talked to a girl yet, I feel like I'm going way too fast but justify it with 'but she's a little girl' . Also you can never have enough smut queued up, it's the greatest and most appreciated honor a quest-fag can receive besides that awesome fanart on the OP someone drew.

Sorry for the late reply I love you

>>38941203
That's pretty much a given at this point anon.

I think I'll be fucking off to bed or /d/ soon. Gnite people who are still here for some reason.

>>38941263
sleep good

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>>38941232
Does Katie have a cloaca

>>38941263
>Gnite people who are still here for some reason.
Different timezone mate
but goodnight to you sleep well and please return to us soon

>>38941306
Were a reptile, so the answer is most likely.

>>38941306
Given the overall snake/human hybrid look I'm guessing she's got something that's a cross between what you'd find on a snake and what you'd find on a human

>>38941306
see
>>38935846
yes

>>38941341
>>38941347
Man she's going to be disappointed when she realizes that masturbation is no longer pleasurable

>>38941400
Hey, it's probably still nice.

>>38941400
Its definitely still pleasurable... several parrot species are known to do it and they too only have a cloaca...

>>38941400
Pretty sure it still is.

>>38941412
>>38941413
Thing is creatures with cloaca also have breeding seasons/triggers. It's not so much that sex/masturbation provides pleasure as it provides relief from the overwhelming urge. Think the difference between having an orgasm and and taking a piss after holding it in for a long time

>>38941413
Gibe spiderlewds

>>38941571
We'll leave the exact level of pleasure to smutfags.

>>38941571
Maybe, maybe not remember, she is a lamia. For all we know they have a human libido but snake cloaca.

>>38941630
>snake cloaca.
My point is regardless of libido if that's what she has then she still lacks the lacks the necessary erogenous zones to get pleasure other than relief

>>38941702
Man there's no possible way you could know that for sure.

>>38941720
If you're talking about the fact she's a mythological creature then yes fiction is what you make it. If your talking real world anatomy all you have to do is compare the nerve density of a snake cloaca to that of a human vagina

>>38941887
correlation and causation and all that business.You're confusing the way they are with the way they have to be, and there's probably a million exceptions if anyone actually cared to seriously research this. Lord knows that as animals get more social, they enjoy that stuff more.

But it being fiction in the first place should be enough, so I'm dropping the conversation starting nnnow.

>>38941232
Really? Because it seems like you have a pretty decent idea of how most people act.

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>>38941887
I'm back from /d/ and it feels like I never left. never change /tg/

>>38942353
Yes. and thanks, but my knowledge of people comes exclusively from TV drama's and romance anime and other such faggy bullshit op indulges in.

I recommend to you The devil is a part timer and ToraDora.

for real though off to bed I go I'm not, I'm totally going back to /d/. Sleep is for the feeble and non chronic masturbators

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>>38942836
>I recommend to you The devil is a part timer and ToraDora.

We may be separated by an ocean, but I can already tell that you are indeed my niggah.

Also I don't know who you are, but thank you for archiving this for me. I love you. all the Homo

You are a bro.

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>>38942836
Good taste.

>>38940079
Noshitsherlock, of course it is.

However, it's really nice to see Dr. avoid a typical cliche of that second chance instantly fixing everything. Katie is still the same wreck of a hikki as she was and has to fucking learn and work hard to get better.

>>38946606
Well that's a certianly fun and evocative image.

But what the fuck is a faggotrina and how would it work?