>>39051232
>Look, kid, I think you have the wrong apartment.

>>39051232
>You're obviously dreaming. Go along with the girl, whatever.

>>39051232
>Look, kid, I think you have the wrong apartment.
How is our survival threatened in an environment like this?

>>39051232
>Look, kid, I think you have the wrong apartment.

>>39051232
>Look, kid, I think you have the wrong apartment.

>>39051232

>You're obviously dreaming. Go along with the girl, whatever.

>>39051232
>Get out or I am calling the police.

>>39051232
>Who the fuck are you.

>>39051232
>Look, kid, I think you have the wrong apartment.

>>39051232
>>You're obviously dreaming. Go along with the girl, whatever.
does this mean we're lucid dreaming now?

Wrong Apartment:
>>39051258
>>39051288
>>39051289
>>39051301
>>39051369

I'm dreaming, whatever:
>>39051280
>>39051333
>>39051456

Call the cops:
>>39051339

Who the fuck are you?
>>39051364

>>39051232
>Not a Genderbening Otome quest
I'm disappointed.

>>39051545
Otome Quest will be the sequel with gender reversed MC.

>>39051555
Now I'm less disappointed. Gunning for harem end.

>>39051232
Are you the OP who also did the teachers pet quest etc.? Your writing style reminds me of him. If so: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

>>39051633
I've been running plenty?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=72oOCCJ1
and
anonkun.com/user/tartarus

>>39051633
He's been doing Serpentine Quest I believe.

>>39051646
Also twitter for updates
https://twitter.com/72oOCCJ1

>>39051646
Then I probably just missed them. Still, it's good to join you again. You're without a doubt my favorite questbro.

>>39051633
He's been here and on anonkun. He's run half a dozen quests since then at the bare minimum. You should consider following him on twitter.

A quest where the MC is a genre savvy adult transported to a galge highschool? sign me up.

"Look, kid," you say, trying to squirm out from under her.

She huffs and crosses her arms at that, sitting her young, very pert butt right on your groin, clearly not even realizing what she's doing. "I am NOT a kid! I am only six months younger than you! Don't be such a jerk, Nanashi." She looks angry, or pouty, or both.

You shake your head clearing your thoughts a little, looking at the girl. "I think you have the wrong apartment. I'm not Nanashi."

The girl looks at you, squinting. "Is this a joke, Nanashi? It's not very funny!" When you look at her blankly - and slightly annoyed, she pouts. "Fine. I'm Yuki. You're Nanashi. We've been friends ever since we were little. Now let's go!" Yuki pulls you with her as she gets off your bed, making you tumble and plant your face in the ground. Yuki giggles at that. "Come on, silly, get up," she whines, grabbing your hand. "Nanashi-kun!"

"Look-" you pause, glancing around the room. This isn't your room. First of all, it's not an apartment. Secondly, you can't see your computer. Thirdly, it apparently belongs to a Japanese teenage boy, judging by the decoration. "What's going on?"

"You are going to make us both late for school!" Yuki whines loudly, yanking on your hand, trying to pull you back to your feet. Her ears practically spit out steam in anger.

She wrenches on your hand, harder this time, and you feel dissociated for a moment. When you blink, you're in a classroom, like you were teleported, but you also feel like you walked. Your eyes run over the room, refusing to look at most of the people, but you can actually properly see a few girls.

There's an open seat, second from the back, next to the window, that you think is yours.

>Sit in your seat.
>Talk to Yuki.
>Talk to the blond-haired girl with her chin raised high.
>Talk to the girl with the untamed bright pink hair that is drawing designs on her arm.
>Talk to the black-haired girl bouncing up and down in her seat.
>Write-in.

>>39051781
>>Sit in your seat.

>>39051781
>>Sit in your seat.
also wonder wtf is going on

>>39051781
>Sit in your seat.

>>39051781
>>Talk to the black-haired girl bouncing up and down in her seat.

>>39051781
>Sit in your seat.

>>39051781
>Sit in your seat
>Remember. Who am I? Where was I yesterday? What did I do before going to sleep? What did I eat? Is this a dream? Conjure a mirror.

>>39051781
>Sit in your seat.
What happened... how... what... this isn't right...

>>39051781
>Talk to the black-haired girl bouncing up and down in her seat.
"Well, I've clearly lost my mind. May as well should roll with it and socialize."

>>39051781
>Write-in.
Tell the teacher you have bad vision and need to sit in the front row. Avoid the protag seat.

>>39051882
I support this motion

>>39051882
This does sound pretty good.

I'll support this choice.

>>39051882
Supporting. We will fight this!

>>39051882
This.

>>39051882
support fighting the system.

>>39051882
Agreed.

>>39051781
>>39051882
Backing

Sit in your seat:
>>39051791
>>39051800
>>39051805
>>39051819
>>39051821
>>39051827

Talk to bouncy girl:
>>39051810
>>39051832

I don't want to sit in the protagonist seat!
>>39051882
>>39051902
>>39051937
>>39051938
>>39051939
>>39051946
>>39051948
>>39051961

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>>39051984
We will stand together! We will not be oppressed!

>>39051882
>>39051902
>>39051937
>>39051938
>>39051939
>>39051946
>>39051948
>>39051961
>guy with a shitty pathetic boring life
>chance to turn it around as a galge protag
>tries to avoid it
Wot?

>>39051984
Paranoia Ho!

Let the shadowruns begin

>>39052033
He is losing his free will. The protag spot is a gilded cage but still a cage.

>>39052033
Being a generic, shitty protagonist is still a shitty, pathetic, boring life.

Instead, we need to use the super power of 'absurdly genre savvy' to get shit done in a narrative universe.

>>39052033
Re-read the mc's tone and opinions about his situation. He is confused and belligerent. Truly it was the only IC choice to be made.

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>>39052033
I want my shitty dead-end job back

>>39052063
And become a millionaire?

>>39052110
Sure, whatever. As long as you exploit genre conventions while avoiding genre traps, there's an absurd amount of success you can accrue. And since this universe is clearly Trope City and we're in-character incredibly familiar with Visual Novels and probably associated media, it's likely we can seriously Get Shit Done.

>>39052033
Well you see, if I had option to become protagonist or studying magic for rest of my life I would chooses second option
I would even choose cleaning sewage over being protagonist

>>39052061
>not preferring gilded cages over dreary wasteland

>>39052167
Come on man.
Dreary wastelands are cool.

>>39052033
This like being stuck on reality tv show without a payout

I just want to punch the producer in the gut for forcing me through the inevitable drama there need to keep up ratings

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>>39052167
I would rather face the wastes then lose myself.

>>39052190
It's a Galge GAME, not a HAREM ANIME.

Two, different, things.

>>39052167
>not golden cities built by our own hand.

I'm hoping that the universe keeps trying to force us more and more insistently into the protagonist role, eventually leading to a 'resisting the simulation' Matrix sort of situation. That'd be an interesting twist - the protagonist of our own story, instead of forced to be this universe's generic one.

>>39052209
And what they don't force the mc through stupid drama?

>>39052242
Not always, no.

>>39052242
They do, but the MC gets laid at the end.

>>39052242
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bish%C5%8Djo_game

>>39052209
OP's Twitter says it's harem.

>>39052252
Fuck
Guys we are under spell of succubus that wants to steal our magic!
We can't get laid at any cost!

>>39052272
Agreed! Operation: Avoid and Deny All Girls begins!

>>39052259
It's a galge harem VN. Not an anime.

>>39052300
Second guess everything. Trust no one, not even ourselves.

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>>39052300
We will be the evil wizard!

>inb4 a Marche wannabe tries to ruin everything

>>39052326
nah we'll be more like the overlord.

>>39052326
There's probably no magic... but I'm still okay with this.

>>39052349
We just need to convince our foes we do. We are aware of tropes should be able to use that.

>>39052349
>be a cute teenage girl
>wake up childhood friend one day
>he's acting all weird
>whatever
>go to school
>he starts acting like a fucking chuuni, thinking he's a dark wizard

Whatever's going on, you know enough about that seat to know to avoid sitting it. You look at the front row, then at the teacher, who your eyes refuse to properly focus on. You couldn't say whether they're a man or a woman. "Excuse me... teacher-sama," you try, vainly hoping it passes without comment. It does. "I have bad vision and need to sit in the front row."

When the teacher speaks, it's mechanical; you couldn't tell sarcasm from love by tone. "Your vision has been fine in the past, Nanashi-san."

"I'm sorry," you say, trying desperately to avoid that seat. "It's just started today, I'm having trouble..."

The teacher sighs, and gestures; one of the imperceptible people rises from their seat, moving elsewhere. You sit down... and notice that Yuki is sitting next to you. That's strange. You don't think she was sitting there before, but you don't remember who was, and you didn't see her sit there.

"Nanashi-kun, are your eyes really bad?"

Before you can answer, the teacher coughs. With the texturelessness of their voice, it sounds very odd, almost like wind instead of anything human. "We have a new transfer student today. Natsuki-san," the teacher says, gesturing towards the girl who was bouncing up and down in her seat.

Natsuki rises, standing up in front of the class. "I'm Natsuki Kagome!" She smiles, broad and easy, bringing up a pair of fingers to her face in a peace sign. "I'm new in town, and looking for a boyfriend!" She winks at you, a little smirk to her expression. You can see Yuki tense up for a moment before returning to normal. "Please take care of me!" She bows before returning to her seat, which is directly behind you, though you're not sure it was before she got up.

Time seems to flash forward, the class passing in a blur. You rise from your seat, only for the pink-haired girl to interrupt you. "Hey!" She yells, her eyes wide. "You- you are the Chosen One!"

>Yes, I am.
>What?
>No.
>Go away.
>Write-in.

>>39052374
Well
If we have family they probably have some old books
Maybe one of them is about magic?
At worst we will have to search old bookstores and private collections
And I don't care that there is no magic in this setting

>>39052374
you forgot
>fall in love because it's a Galge
>constantly try to get the MC to have sex with you
>fail until something big happens that forces you apart
>reunite and profess love for each other
>ending credits
>post credits scene of the pairs hijinks while married.

>>39052416
You finally get your bearing and it clicks. Luckily for you you have been preparing for a scenario like this ever since you read that damn fan-fiction about satisfying values through cold metal friendship. "Damn, she got me, and I don't even remember it." No, there's no time for regret now, you won't let them win. The practiced fugue of your training kicks in and you take in your surrounding fully in a single glance before closing your eyes. What do I know, for sure, can I trust anything?

>>39052374
>try to create lighthearted harem gauge quest
>players want to make MC a girl-avoiding dark lord/criminal mastermind
I love tg.

>>39052416
>"Wanna switch around?"

>>39051781
We've been transported to an alternate universe!
>Freak the fuck out

>>39052416
>Go away.
I will cut you bitch.

>>39052416
>No

No fucks given.

>>39052416
>>Write-in.
Chosen for what?

>>39052416
>No, I'm the Dark Lord. Get lost.

>>39052416
>What?
>Go away.

>>39052416
>Yes, I am.

>>39052416
Ignore and walk away

Give no fucks

>>39052416
>What?
>No.
>Go away.
in that order.

>>39052416
>What?

>>39052457
Shit, this is for this
>>39052416
Thanks reply window-chan

>>39052416
>No.
any claims to the contrary will be met with a simple NO.

>>39052447
It's hard to write lighthearted story that is not boring as fuck unless it's in world that sits on dark axis

We will not allow ourselves to be caught in this shounen trap. We will get everything we want on our own rules and not the rules of some deranged all-powerful psychopath.

>>39052416
>Go away.
Aint nobody got time for this shit

Harry Potter And The Methods Of Aristotelean Reasoning:
>>39052441

Wanna swap?
>>39052455

Freak out:
>>39052457

Go away:
>>39052471
>>39052484
>>39052488
>>39052490
>>39052623

No:
>>39052475
>>39052505

What?
>>39052479
>>39052493

Yes:
>>39052487

>>39052447
Man he spooked us first

Telling us that we can only see the girls and everything else is a blur?

How did he except for anons to react? We are twitchy fucks

>Inb4 expy of Beatrice is trying to make us accept these girls as real people instead of soulless monsters trying to steal our magic
>Inb4 at end of the quest we will have epic duel with this witch

>>39052637
I swear I have a needless tendency to inspect caves and buildings for their structural integrity. can't kill me so easily

>>39052635
>Harry Potter And The Methods Of Aristotelean Reasoning
It's even better than I anticipated.

>>39052685
Amen Brother!!

Never trust a structure that wasn't built by yourself with a hidden escape route in place

>>39052701
I'm not practiced enough in bayesian decision theory to employ it beyond simple situations... though it would be interesting to see what a rationalist MC would do to a Galge setting.

>>39052749
They would use their bullshit author-mind-reading powers to solve all the problems of the setting without having to bother to investigate anything, just like what happened in HPMOR.

>>39052783
#SHOTSFIRED

>>39052749
They would turn insane as they can't comprehend idea of something not having rules

"Go away," you say. You insanely do not care about whatever she's talking about, and if you ignore it, it will definitely go away. Definitely. That's how these things work.

As you stride past her, not even bothering to give a backwards glance to her heartbroken little face, you're interrupted by the blonde. "It's good to see that someone here won't put up with Aiko's delusions," the young lady says, seeming regal and proud as she does it. "She has an indefinitely prolonged case of Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome." She flicks her wrist imperiously. "I am sorry that she bothered you, Satou-san." You can hear a whine from behind you - Aiko, you presume - and you pointedly ignore it. "I am Yamada Minato," she explains, offering you her hand.

>Kiss it.
>Shake it.
>Fist pound it.
>Slap it away.
>Write-in.

>>39052809
>>>Kiss it.
>>Shake it.
>>Fist pound it.
>>Slap it away.

>>39052809
>Fist pound it.
>Uh-huh. Bye.
>Walk away.

>>39052809
>>Kiss it.
fuck you!

>>39052809
>Fist pound it.

>>39052809

>Shake it

"Yo. You seem marginally more sane."

>>39052809
>Write-in.
Walk away.

>>39052809
>Kiss it.

>>39052809
>Kiss it.
>"Do you have private library?"

>>39052809
>>Shake it.
That's nice, now if you excuse me, I have to figure some stuff out.

>>39052809
>Write-in.
Question exactly why all these females know either you or one another. Question your own existance and the existance of the world around you.

>>39052809
>Write-in.
"Want some fuck, baby?"

>>39052809
>Fist pound it.

>>39052802
everything has rules. The rules don't have to make sense but they do exist.

>>39052809
>Write-in.
>Go away! I just said I'd cut a bitch, I meant it.
Then become unhinged and froth at the mouth a bit.

>>39052809
>Write-in.
GRAB HER BOOB

>>39052848
This. We give no fucks, but are not an asshole.

>>39052837
seconding.

>>39052809
>So do you have any books on magic or what?

>>39052822
This

>>39052848
Backing this

>>39052822
>do a 355.5 degree turn
>moonwalk away while doing the robot
>beep boop beep

>>39052809
"I know your name, it's written in a box on the bottom-left of my vision. Now excuse me, I have some videotapes to return."

>>39052809
>Write-in.
"So, what's your pitch? Childhood sweetheart, exchange student looking for a boyfriend, 'the Chosen One.' Are you the vulnerable one, maybe abused by her rich family? Or the irrepressible slut under the veneer of being proper and formal? I'm just looking for the 15 second synopsis here."

>>39052956
This please

>>39052956
kek this please!

>>39052956
>>39052905
changing my vote to straight questions.

>>39052809
>Kiss it.

>>39052956
Hah! Jokes on you, she's the proper formal lady under the veneer of being an irrepressible slut.

>>39052809
>Take her hand and place it on your crotch.

>>39052956
Changing my fist pound, uh-huh, walk away vote to this.

>>39052956
It's time to go full meta!

>>39052809
>Take her hand in yours.
>Look her deeply in the eyes for a prolonged period, your features a portrait of anguish.
>"I'm sorry. I have to do this."
>Bite deeply into her hand.

So what type of magic should we study?
Alchemy? Divination? Self-enchantment?

>>39053069
Ending the quest early. Meta-shenanigans gets absurdly boring absurdly quickly

>>39052956
YES.

>>39052956
Sounds good

Kinda wish /tg/ wouldn't be dicks about it.

But then it wouldn't be /tg/.

>>39053069
divination+buffing is usually a good route to get to omniscience.

>>39053039
>We become disembodied and experience a three hour unskippable flashback about her traumatic past and that as the result of parental abuse, bulling, peer pressure, and a suicide attempt she had a hand transplant, but the hand was haunted with an evil spirit. We free her from the spirit and she falls deeply in love with us.

>>39052956
+1

>>39053039
Anon, you impress me greatly. You will doubtless attain wondrous success in life.

>>39052956
Go full genre-savvy meta or bust. We wouldn't have been given a VN-addicted MC otherwise.

>>39053103
Can we waifu evil spirit?
It can't even steal our magic as it lacks body and it can double as magic transformation when it's going to posses us

>30 votes
This is some absurd samefagging here.

Por que no los quatro?
>>39052822
>>39052919

Fist pound and walk away:
>>39052837
>>39052905

Kiss it:
>>39052839
>>39052865
>>39052868
>>39052981

Fist pound:
>>39052843
>>39052886

Shake:
>>39052848
>>39052903
>>39052931
>>39052877

Walk away:
>>39052853

Go crazy:
>>39052880

Flirt:
>>39052885

Tell her to go away:
>>39052893

Perv:
>>39052901
>>39052990

Got any books?
>>39052915

I have to return to my home planet:
>>39052942

Give me the quick version:
>>39052956
>>39052972
>>39052979
>>39052980
>>39052984
>>39053004
>>39053014
>>39053089
>>39053096
>>39053112
>>39053156

Bite her:
>>39053039
>>39053103
>>39053113

>>39053182
I walk away to buy some dinner and this is what happens... shaking my damn head here.

>>39053182
32 distinct IPs. Maybe it just got popular extremely quickly.

>>39053206
Well of course it did. This is /tg/.

>>39053182
>muh meta
I don't know about that. Sounds like /tg/ alright.

>>39053182
I changed my vote and stated so, so I've probably been counted twice.

>>39053204
>Give me the quick version:
Dis gon b gud

>>39053232
same here.

>>39053232
I was also trying to be fast.

>>39053232
>>39053259
Delete your previous votes if you actually want to change them.

>>39053218
It was the anime pic in the op, along with the word galge

>>39053204
A lot of those aren't votes. But it doesn't matter.

"Yeah, that's great," you say, your voice a little sarcastic. "Look, I'm kind of in a hurry, give me the fifteen second pitch. Yuki's the childhood friend, Natsuki's the transfer student looking for love, Aiko's chuuni or whatever. What's your schtick?"

"Schtick?" Minato looks vaguely offended. "I am Minato, scion of the Yamada family. My father could buy out your entire family! I will not be spoken to as though I was..." she flicks her hand, disdainfully, "as though I was some sort of common entertainer."

You roll your eyes, and that just earns a sharp look.

"I was attempting to be courteous to a peasant such as you," she says, snapping her head back up, her chin held high so that she can look down her nose at you even though she's shorter. "But I see I was obviously mistaken in doing so. If you would like to grovel out an apology, I might accept it," she says, glaring at you, nostrils flaring in anger. "Come on!" She turns from you, spinning in place, and a few of the ghostly people follow her like loyal lemmings.

>Go grovel out an apology to Minato.
>Talk to Natsuki.
>Talk to Yuki.
>Talk to Aiko.
>Write-in.

>>39053353
>>Write-in.
Get her up against the wall and fuck her. Seriously, nothing's going to stop us.

>>39053353
>>Write-in.
find the exit, fuck this place.

>>39053353
>Write-in.
"Let's skip the mind games, you're obviously into me. When are you going to suck my dick, or should I stop wasting my time on you and go for the other options?"

>>39053353
>Leave the classroom

>>39053353
>Write-in.
I'm hungry and need a drink
Fuck this

>>39053353
Try to figure out exactly what happened and why. Then figure out exactly what sort f world this is an exploit it's tropes without mercy.

>>39053376
+1

>>39053376
Seconding.

>>39053353
>Write-in.
>Point and laugh. Laugh your ass off. You needed this.

>>39053353
>Write-in.

Be a snarky dick and make a smart ass comment. I don't really have an exact quote.

>>39053353
>>39053397
Ah yes i like

>>39053397
seconding laughing.

>>39053367
Besides the evil spirit in her hand?

>>39053397
>>39053404
>>39053411
I can't imagine anything making her more upset.

(THIS IS NOT A VOTE)

>>39053353
>>39053376
Votin
Can we also search for books about magic after leaving?

>>39053367
>>39053353
This

>>39053367
Seconded

>>39053353
>>39053367
Supporting. This seems like a really great idea.

>>39053367
Agreed

>>39053353
>>39053376
In before the world snaps from an otome to something vaguely realistic.

Sure, she's still a rich bitch, but stuff no longer automagically bends to the protagonists's will. No more easy-mode.

Fucking rape-anons. You never learn, except for that one time you learned.

>>39053353
>Write-in
Get the hell out of dodge. This world is fucked up.

>>39053397
thirded(?)

>>39053367
Seconding that. Gotta get our dick wet

>>39053353
>>39053376
This
Can we agree that samefags are faggots?

>>39053353
>>39053397
>Make laughter not rape

>>39053367
What do we have to lose? May as well get to the only worth while part of the quest

>>39053514
These guys can't keep it in their pants. I bet half of them are fapping already in anticipation.

>>39053397
>>39053376
>>39053353
Both or either one

>>39053353
>>39053376
>>39053397
Anything but rape

>>39053397
laughter is the best defense against stuck up.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rape her:
>>39053367
>>39053431
>>39053451
>>39053467
>>39053472
>>39053553
>>39053580

Try to leave:
>>39053376
>>39053393
>>39053394
>>39053425
>>39053517
>>39053565
>>39053590
>>39053607

You want me, don't you, bitch?
>>39053379

Get food, water:
>>39053382
>>39053383

That's Your Job, Anon:
>>39053385

Laugh at her:
>>39053397
>>39053404
>>39053411
>>39053541
>>39053571
>>39053590
>>39053607
>>39053612

Snarky dick:
>>39053402

...boy. This is a really good vote. We're off to a rousing start.

1 - leave
2 - laugh at her

>>39053353
>>Write-in.
figure out who the fuck we are and what is really going on

>>39053622
2

>>39053645
Diebreaker not instant run off.

>>39053622
2

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>>39053622
Leave this whack world.

>>39053622
Ummm... dude >>39053580 was not a vote for rape. I was calling out the rape anons on being fuck heads.

>>39053622
2

>>39053665
Can't we just laugh at her, and then leave? Or leave walking backwards while laughing and pointing?

>>39053680
I think I meant to click >>39053577 with that one. Sorry.

>>39053622
Thank god coinflips always land on one here.

>>39053686
This. Let's leave by turning 360 degrees and moonwalking out while laughing and pointing.

>>39053622
1

>>39053622
>2 - laugh at her

>>39053749
>>39053736
>>39053681
>>39053661
>>39053645
See: >>39053658

>>39053766
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>>39053766
Well then, I feel foolish.

Whatever. Screw this place. You'll just leave! You walk out into the hall and start walking towards... the exit... which you actually don't know where it is because you can't remember entering. If you walk down the halls for long enough, you have to get out eventually.

They seem to telescope out before you, and you can't find your way to the exit, no matter how hard you try, no matter how far you walk. Just as you become terrified that you've been trapped within this place, you stumble into a teacher. Their blank, expressionless form stops you, even as your eyes refuse to process anything about them other than the fact that they're faculty.

"What are you doing in the halls, Nanashi?" Their voice is identical to the one from your previous class, though you couldn't say if that's because it's the same teacher or if they all sound like that. "Class is in session."

They grab you by the wrist, and you're suddenly in the doorway of a class; Yuko, Natsuki, Minato and Aiko are all there, and their eyes turn to you for a moment. "Nanashi was wandering the halls," the teacher behind you says, and the one in front of you nods.

"You should be more punctual, Nanashi," they say, looking at you. "Your grades aren't good enough to sustain this kind of meandering behavior."

You're practically shoved into a seat next to Minato, who silently glares at you, disdain clear on her expression. You notice Natsuki is sitting on the other side of you - was she before? She leans over towards you, her voice a conspiratorial whisper. "Hey, Satou-san," she whispers, "I need some help on something important after school. Do you mind?"

>No.
>Yes.
>Only if it's a threesome.
>Write-in.

>>39053896
>Yes. I absolutely do mind.

>>39053896
>No.

>>39053896
>Only if it's reading books about magic

>>39053896
>Yes
Its either this or wander the halls for eternity/

>>39053896
>Write-in.
GTFO

This place is freaking us out.

>>39053921
Seconding.

>>39053896
>Only if it's a threesome.

>>39053896
>Only if it's a threesome.

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>>39053896
>Write-in.
You realize that you don't recognize any of the teachers because, like in your VNs, they're not given attention unless they're pretty girls. However, playing VNS and watching anime, you also realize that sensei is always, ALWAYS best girl. To give her a face, she must be a pretty girl, and to be a pretty girl she must be a love interest.

You stand up and shout, with a heart full of conviction: "Sensei! I love you!"

>>39053921
This.

>>39053896
>>Only if it's a threesome.

>>39053933
>[Panic intensifies]

>>39053921
>>39053933
Both of these.

>>39053896
>Only if it's a threesome.

>>39053967
Only if it's giant manly man that will give us training from hell
That would be hot

>>39053896
>Yes.

>>39053896
>No
I think the world will just punish us until we play by the rules.

>>39053896
>>39053967
Backing

>>39054032
then we will die fighting.

>>39054032
It will shape it's rules to fit our needs, or it will die.

There is no middle ground.

There is no third option.

Change or die.

>>39053967
Seconding

>>39053896
>Only if it's a threesome.

>>39053967
sensei is best waifu

>>39054069
Or be turned into a female love interest for the next sucker to enter this hell dimension

>>39053896
>>39053967
supporting christmas cake sensei pls

>>39053896
>>Write-in.
maybe if you tell me what you need help with

>>39053896
>>Only if it's a threesome.

I mind:
>>39053921
>>39053940
>>39053970
>>39054013
>>39054031

No:
>>39053923
>>39054032

Get out:
>>39053933
>>39054013
>>39054003

Threesome:
>>39053947
>>39053959
>>39053980
>>39054027
>>39054091

Summon Sensei Waifu:
>>39053967
>>39053993
>>39054067
>>39054087
>>39054109
>>39054143

>>39054085
I think the change or die applies to us, not the world.

>>39054069
Would you personally do that, when the alternative is living a happy life with whatever waifu you hate least?

>>39054229
We almost made it tg. We were so close.

>>39054230
Yes
I have goal of becoming wizard
And I hate social contact
In truth I am thinking about becoming a hermit

>>39054263
lol nerd

>>39054230
We are the world, there's no proof that anyone else is conscious or real, or that anything else in the world is real.

>>39054230
yes. ambition or death there is no compromise.

Sigh, and /tg/ gives up on finding out anything, having any merit of finding out why we are here, what is up with this world, and any sembalance of a plot, so we can fuck a christmas cake who may or may not even exist.

>>39054355
>Implying
We are going to steal her books

>>39054355
it's an experiment to find out if we can affect this reality. also sexy teachers are sexy

>>39054355
Nigger the quest was already going downhill the moment anons jumped on the SO META xD train.

>>39054355
>christmas cake
Delicious christmas cake, we must convince her she is worthy of love and then tenderly hold her hand

>>39054355
>Sigh, and /tg/ gives up on finding out anything, having any merit of finding out why we are here, what is up with this world, and any sembalance of a plot, so we act like we know what's happening and do meta-shit
>Sigh, and /tg/ gives up on finding out anything, having any merit of finding out why we are here, what is up with this world, and any sembalance of a plot, so we can act like cocks to characters we don't know about
I could go on

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>>39054355
You got it all wrong, anon. We're stuck in a VN world, our VN playing protagonist knows this. We're going to have fun not so we can "fuck a chrismas cake who may or may not even exist". We are going to CREATE a christmas cake. We are going to win this VN by exploiting all possible tropes. And if we can get a snarky, overworked older gf along the way, that's just the icing on the cake.

This will be the first quest I'll follow. I sense some Cthulu-tier shit going down.

>>39054404
Why not create a portal back to the real world route? The heroine can be an anthropomorphic portal, and all we have to do to head home is j-j-jam it i-in.

>>39054404
Best sensei.

You ignore Natsuki's interruption, processing a thought in your mind. If this... world... is what you think it is, then you should have an effect on it. It should contort to your will.

And you know what you want. You know who is best girl:

Sensei. The mature, older woman. The Christmas Cake. She knows what she wants.

You have to make a move to force this reality to bend to your will. You rise from your chair, your desk squeaking slightly as it's pushed by the motion. "Sensei," you say, forcing yourself to yell, your voice carrying, "Sensei, I love you," you say, staring at the ghostly, meaningless shape of the class's teacher.

Everyone - Yuki, Natsuki, Minato, Aiko, and all the ghostly students - stares at you, apparently shocked.

The teacher is still a meaningless shade, empty of all form, content, or personality. "Nanashi-san. That sort of talk is inappropriate for a classroom. Please, sit down."

You sit. A silence fills the room for several long seconds.

"Uwaaa," Aiko's voice carries to you. "A one-sided love... so romantic. You must have pined for sensei in a previous life, but in the end, she married another and you slew yourself in grief. Don't worry, Nanashi! I'll help you find your lost love!" She gives you a thumbs up.

Yuki is looking at her hands in her lap, apparently fuming. Natsuki looks as if she's considering asking you for help again. Minato has a slightly smug smirk on her face, occasionally offering you a quick glance while she pretends to be paying attention to the lesson.

>Yeah, sure, I'll help you with the thing, Natsuki.
>Aiko, if you really want to help, then meet me after class!
>Apologize to Minato for your previous rudeness.
>Ask Yuki what she's so put out about.
>Write-in.

>>39054355
>taking this seriously

>>39054467
>Yeah, sure, I'll help you with the thing, Natsuki.

>Apologize to Minato for your previous rudeness.

Make sure the apology includes plenty of groveling.

That's my fetish.

>>39054467
>Run from class, weeping for your forbidden love

>>39054467
>Write in
>Run out of the class in (false) tears over the rejection.

>>39054479
Someone has to anon, someone has to.

>>39054467
so we cannot affect the world by creating new characters... this could mean there are a limited number of "real" people that take these forms. next we need to figure out if it's possible to tune out an existing character to free up the actor.

>>39054467
Go to sleep, see where the simulation wakes us up again.

Keep testing the boundaries of our cage, searching for weaknesses.

Attempting minor self-harm to see if it does any damage could be useful too.

>>39054467
>Apologize to Minato for your previous rudeness.
Eh, at least ojou is the least shit.

>>39054467
>Ask Yuki what's got her knickers in such a fookin bunch

Engaging plan B

>>39054467
>Write-in.
Rush off while crying to the rooftops so we can monologue

>>39054467
>>Write-in.
time skip to home, also figure out how we got here

>>39054532
attempt to fall asleep? might work but probably just skips to the end of lesson.

>>39054531
Or we could kill one.

>>39054467
>Write-in.
>Slap her, you don't want her pity.

>>39054467
>>Write-in.
Ogle Sensei and undress her with our eyes

>>39054512
God (the QM) doesn't care. God is railroading us.

>>39054467
>tfw the plan failed
But it was brilliant!

>>39054508
>>39054522
>>39054546
I support running away in tears to the rooftop. Maybe while we're there, we can overthink this strange world.

God damnit you guys are gonna lock us into the bad end route.

>>39054568
And by her I mean Aiko. Every Aiko ever a shit.

>>39054467
>Yeah, sure, I'll help you with the thing, Natsuki.

>>39054580
you're limiting yourself. if god won't play ball we'll make sure god can't play in the sandbox.

This faintly reminds me of Everlasting Summer

I hope it's going to be just as bat-shit crazy.

>>39054580
We will never give up

Tartarus will fall

Remember what we did to blorp in Ogre civ quest. So many GM have been broken before us

We can win

Minato
>>39054492
>>39054533

Natsuki:
>>39054492
>>39054604

Yuki:
>>39054538

Sleep:
>>39054532
>>39054561

Home:
>>39054549

Run away in tears:
>>39054508
>>39054585
>>39054522
>>39054546

Slap a bitch:
>>39054568

This is impossible, anon:
>>39054570

>>39054620
I am far stronger than you could possibly imagine.

>>39054607
>>39054620
I just considered something. A quest like this is just asking for meta bait and switching. Maybe we're falling into gods hands by resisting.

>>39054645
>I am far stronger than you could possibly imagine.
You mean you'll force us to live with our fuck ups like in a certain vampire thread.

>>39054647
then the game is interesting and I'll enjoy myself. it's a win-win for me and lose-win for QM

>>39054620
Blorp is like wet tissue paper. NaN isn't a scrub, he can beat anon.

>>39054647
>We just go along with it role-playing at max desuwa-uguu. All the other characters start freaking out and making meta comments and breaking the fourth wall.

>>39054620
What DID you guys do to Blorp in Ogre Civ Quest? The only thing I could think of that would be mentally damaging are those fucking insanely good rolls you guys kept getting. And that was pretty much only because the guy set up a system that pretty much guaranteed you'd succeed most of the time.

>>39054779
We spawned camped him over and over again until the AI started to respawn already having mental scarring and being in pain.

>>39054762
Sounds like a plan.

>>39054645
All I know is that whenever we have gone straight smut in Tart's threads things go to shit. We need to play it smart to get laid.

But as of right now I am far more interested in the world we are in than anything else so I am willing to wait out the smut and Galge for exploration. Besides the faster we get laid the sooner the quest ends.

You try to will yourself to cry, trying to force tears to streak down your cheeks.

It doesn't work. You were never very good at crying on demand; you are a man, after all. You rise from your seat, your eyes half closed, pulling your forearm in front of your face, and make the best weepy noises you can as you rush out the door, pushing it open. Your navigation through the halls, searching for the roof, somehow does result in your arrival there, even though you've got hardly any idea of how.

You sit down, staring out over the horizon, looking at the school grounds in a picturesque view.

If this was a VN, this would be a CG.

You hear a door open, and you glance behind you. It's Yuki, and she sits down next to you without saying a word. "It's hard, when the person you like doesn't like you back," she tries, her voice soft, sweet. "If you want to talk about it..." she offers, looking at you. "I've always been there for you, haven't I?"

>Tell her some bullshit sob story about how sad you are.
>Tell her that none of this is real! Nothing is real at all!
>Kiss her.
>Write-in.

>>39054810
>Tell her that none of this is real! Nothing is real at all!

>>39054810
>Genuflect

>>39054810
>Tell her that none of this is real! Nothing is real at all!
Also mention that free will doesn't exist, and that it didn't exist even before you came here.

>>39054810
Tell her they're in an illusion world! And also that we literally just met her today.

>>39054810
>Kiss her.

>>39054810
>>Kiss her.
Tell her it was all a ploy to get her to admit her damn feelings

>>39054810
>Kiss her.

>>39054810
>>Tell her that none of this is real! Nothing is real at all!

>>39054810
>Write in.
Let's screw up the game. Push her off the roof.

>>39054810
>Write-in.
>I told you to go away. Slap her for real finally please. Dear god just do it already.

>>39054810
>Tell her you like men and all the girls are making you upset

>>39054810
>Push her off the roof. Throw her if necessary.

>>39054810
>>Kiss her.

>>39054855
This

>>39054810
> Kiss her

>>39054810
>Tell her that none of this is real! Nothing is real at all!
I remember nothing. I feel trapped.

If she winds up ignoring this statement and kissing us we are doomed, if this "frees her" or breaks protocol on the programming or what I will be so excited.

>>39054810
>Kiss her.

>>39054810
Throw her from roof
Filthy succubi

>>39054855
>>39054861
>>39054884
The roof has a 2.5m tall fence.

>>39054810
>Tell her to take the fucking hint and give up.

Also >>39054859 and >>39054861

>>39054810
>Tell her that none of this is real! Nothing is real at all!
I don't even know anymore. It's obviously fake but doesn't even operate by VN logic.

>>39054859
Seconding.

>>39054906
>Come with me to other side of fence to sit on edge together

>>39054906
Change all those votes to just throwing her against the fence over and over until she can't get back up, then stomping her skull in.

>>39054810
>Kissu

>>39054810
>Write-in.
oh the shit back in class? I was trying to make the teacher female.

>>39054906
Then we'll kill her without tossing her off the roof, gosh.

>>39054810
>Tell her some bullshit sob story about how sad you are.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

>>39054906
just use a supplex?

>>39054810
Anything but kiss

>all these people still thinking anything but write-in is a legitimate choice.

>>39054810
>Kiss her.

>>39054810
>Bite her throat out

Ok, guys, I'm all for breaking the simulation/game/dimension we are in but if there is a slim chance that Yuki is somehow real, geeze are we going to fuck up by killing her.

If we end up kissing her, let's bite her tongue off and laugh as she dies.

>>39054810
>>Tell her that none of this is real! Nothing is real at all!
By the way, what kind of college did the MC go to? I'm honestly wondering.

>>39055037
This
Also bump limit

>>39055010
this is why we need to think more deeply about how to mess with this reality.