>>39065702
Quest goes in the Subject field, retar- Oh... nevermind then.

>Other
"Spread out, evade and attack!"

>>39065702
>other
DODGE DODGE DODGE

>>39065702
>Other
Call him a faggot.

>>39065702

>Other

"I'll keep him busy, you find a way to attack!"

>>39065702
>other
DODGE DODGE DODGE

>>39065702
Talk to the man. Ask why he's here and not killing Freeza, Cooler and Cold.

You shove Risel away from you in the air. "Split up! Evade and attack!" You zip away from her, grabbing a hunk of wrecked space ship and hurling it at the small purple Alien.

He swats it aside with ease, sending it soaring into the air, up and out of sight. With a furious growl, he disappears, and you hear a scream of pain behind you.

You twist in the air, the purple man holding Risel up by the throat, choking the life out of her. "Babidi thinks throwing weaklings like the two of you at me will slow me down?" He sneers, before blasting the girl in the stomach.

She sails away in silence, her body smoking, as he turns to you now, his pointed ears twitching, as he flies slowly towards you.

Far below, Risel hits the ground in a dull heap, unmoving.

You try to fly backwards, away from this freak of nature, but you bump into something, spinning in the air, he's behind you. "Now, you have one chance to tell me. Where has he gone?" He demands, reaching out and crushing your wrist, you feel the bones give like fragile twigs, screaming in pain as you instinctively grasp at it, he grabs your other wrist, eyes narrowed in warning.

>What do?

>>39065871
So... convince him to teach us some moves?
Also, my evil plan:
1. kill Freeza's minions (except the saiyans and Zarbon)
2. Kill Cooler and Cold.
3. Take over empire
4. immediately grant near total autonomy to planets in our empire except for a small tax and Saiyans being above the law.
5. Dump remaining Admin work on Zarbon. (Or piccalo maybe)
6. Enjoy the good life, train bully servants and occasionally fight strong threats to our empire and the occasional rebel trying to overthrow our "tyranny"

>>39065914
>Give him a Kabuya Kannon at point blank range.

>>39065914
"WHO THE FUCK IS BABIDI YOU FREAK!?"
and then an explosion of ki emanating from our body.

>>39065914
"I have no idea who the hell you are talking about. Why the fuck are you blowing this place up?"

>tfw Goku's pet name for us is Kabby Patty.

>>39065932
This.

>>39065914
>He hurt risel....HE HURT RISEL!!!
Yes this a vote for super saiyan

>>39065959
Could we instead get angry about sticky?

>>39065959
Second

>>39065914
>Who the fuck is Babidi and why should anyone here know where he is?

>>39065914

>Headbutt him

Not to self: create a move that project ki from behind us.

>>39065959
This. Also, call him a faggot.

>>39065981
I'm half tempted to say yes.....

>>39065914
Four witches, take his eyes out.

>>39065981
Sticky is the hero 4chan deserves anon.

"I don't know who Babidi IS, you freak!" You roar back in his face. Mustering up all the energy you can, you release an explosion of ki, pouring it outwards, venting your anger in one swoop, screaming bloody murder.

The alien is perfectly fine through the attack, his clothes slightly singed. "Wrong answer." Your other wrist is powderised, his hands clamping down so hard it literally crushes your own hand off your wrist, falling to the ground below in a wet splat.

"Wrong answer." He tells you, his hand in your face. "Then DIE!"

A brief flash of energy fills your eyes,, before something green swirls around you. A heartbeat later, you're back in the Pendulum Room, heartrate going a thousand miles a minute, Risel standing next to you, and your hand back in it's usual place.

"My, wasn't that fun?" Popo asks cheerily. "Ready for round two?" He asks, raising his hand.

The clock thuds ominously overhead, swaying side to side, as Risel starts quietly sobbing.

>Write in

>>39066025
Hell yea, FIGHT!

>>39066025
No... but lets do it anyway.

>>39066025
Uh what?>>39065959
This won the vote

>>39065914

Changing my vote from >>39065989 to >>39066007.

Four Witches this fucker

>>39066025
"Okay, I'll bite. Who's this Babidi asshole and what's he got to do with our situation? Are you saying he can help us beat Vegeta?"

>>39066025
don't punch popo, don't punch popo, DON'T PUN-fuck

>>39066025
Yes.
But I need a drink first.


> tfw no space monkey who does snu snu while feeding you food she made by herself.

>>39066050
Do you really thing it is up to us as to when we go SSJ?

>>39066025

>Go to Risel and hug her.

>"Easy, girl. Go to the ship, and rest."

>Glare at Popo

>"I have a new move to make, first"

>>39066076
Second

You step over and grab Risel into a hug, glaring at Popo. "Easy girl.... calm down, everything's okay now. Go to the ship and rest." She nods, shoulders trembling, as she walks out, heading for the castle exit.

Popo's just smiling, as always, eyes flat and glassy. "I have things to do before I go back to... that."

Popo just grunts, sounding amused, before vanishing. "Just thought I'd remind you who's in charge around here."

You follow back to the ship on your own, splashing your face with cold water and taking a long drink to calm your nerves.

Wandering back out onto the tiles of the lookout, the moonlight shining overhead, only at a quater moon crescent tonight. You can still almost hear Teito's snoring from the ship, even out here.

The lunar rays shine down, bathing your skin lighter in the night.

>It's time to call it a night
>Work on that explosion move you did (Write in a name)
>Time for Round 2

>>39066195
>Time for Round 2

>>39066195
>>Work on that explosion move you did (Write in a name)
Kabus Kaged Beast attack

>>39066195

>Work on that explosion move

TNTomato?

Just to be sure: did the explosion start from our back?

>>39066195
>Work on that explosion move you did (Witch Burst)
>Go Round 2
We need to get stronger

>>39066248
I believe it emanated from our entire body. An outward 360 burst.

>>39066254
>We need to get stronger
Then train in the gravity room until we pass out or hit diminishing returns again.

>>39066195
>Work on that explosion move you did (Ki Burst)
Is there anyone else awake?

>>39066217
How about just Kaged Beast?

>>39066254
Second

>>39066294
Sure, that works too.

alright, training the explosion, gonna narrow it down to the two seconded names

>Kaged Beast
>Witch Burst

And roll a D1200

Rolled 1194 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Kaged Beast

>>39066318
dropped trip, fucks sake

Rolled 675 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst

>>39066318
Kaged Beast

No one even suggested witch burst...

Rolled 647 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Kaged Beast

Rolled 925 (1d1200)

>>39066318

>Kaged Beast

Dice!

Rolled 349 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst

Rolled 992 (1d1200)

>>39066339
Nevermind I totall missed it.

>>39066318

Rolled 732 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst

>>39066324

Oh my

>>39066324
Well then.

>>39066339
>No one even suggested witch burst...
Then what's this, you dumb fuck?
>>39066254

Rolled 157 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Kaged Beast

>Kaged Beast wins

>>39066318
Witch Burst

>>39066377
Whats this you rude fuck?
>>39066353
I believe it is me realising my mistake.

You hover out over the edge of the lookout, not wanting to further damage the tiling after one day.

Hovering in the air, you take a deep breath, spreading your limbs out wide, arms above your head, and channel your ki to the tips of your limbs.

At the top of your lungs, you scream; "KAGED BEAST!" As the ki bursts out of you in a large sphere around you, reaching a range of about three metres in every direction from you..

You let the energy fade, looking down to find your own body completely unharmed by the small explosion you caused. You grin in celebration, you'd always heard about this type of attack, but to discover it of your own accord....

Well clearly this makes you a genius, proving the notion that you'd long held, of course.

Triumphant, you float back down to the surface of the lookout, your confidence restored.

>Time for Round 2
>Hit the Space-Hay, those maggots aren't going to train themselves
>Other

>>39066484
>Time for Round 2

>>39066484

>Go check on Risel

>>39066484
>Time for Round 2

When you rest your opponents are training.

>>39066484
>>Time for Round 2
Ask Popo who is Babidi.

>>39066484
>Time for Round 2

>>39066484
>Time for Round 2

>>39066524
This. Maybe we can coax Tiny Purple into helping us in exchange for information.

>>39066484
We should probably learn this world's lunar cycle. Don't want to destroy the idiots we're training by mistake.

And where is the half-breed? He's only a few years older than the girls when we suddenly had to raise them. Hell, maybe the crazy mother needs to hear what our species' situation is. Not 'we are few', but 'this happened to our home world, and now it could be coming here'

The kid needs fight in him.

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You head back inside for the Pendulum Room, on your own this time, "Popo! I'm ready for round two!"

He appears in front of you. "If you say so. Tell ya what. I might even pick a place a little more pleasant this time." He snaps his fingers. "Here's some dumb bitch who thought he could take over Kami's job. Have fun."

That green bolt of energy comes spiralling down from the ceiling, as you switch your scouter back on.

In the blink of an eye, your standing in a castle, apparently high in the air, the sun setting and turning the clouds below a fluffy golden white.

Something smells... off here. You sniff again, "Is that a Makya-"

You're cut off by a sharp blow to the back of your neck, getting sent sailing through two walls, before a third one halts your horizontal journey. You pull yourself off it, glaring up at what just hit you.

"Who dares invade the fortress of Garlic?" The deep red Makyan growls, advancing on you. Your scouter clicks on him, as you sense his ki.... you get the feeling that he's stronger than you.... but manageable if you're smart.

The scouter agrees, whoever he is, his power level sits at 23,000. "Goooood."The Makyan croons, cracking it's enormous knuckles, "I was actually looking for a new chew toy."


>What do?

>>39066606
Not a bad plan.

>>39066713
Bait him into an attack, let him dance around a little throwing punches and making it seem like he is pushing us back. Move behind him quickly and deliver a blast of ki.

>>39066713
Go defensive, at first. Give him his head and see if he favors melee or ki-blasts at range. Be ready to ramp things up with sudden evasive action; don't let him stun-lock us to death.

>>39066738
Seconding, this seems like a good plan.

>>39066713
>Kaged Beast, punch him and then shoot him with canon.

We don't want him to dead zone us. + Earthlings tend to power up.

>>39066713

Make it look like his attacks makes way more damages than they really do. When he gets cocky, grab him, use Four Witches, then blast his head off

make him think hes winning, then sneak attack

Roll D2300+137

>>39066836
Rollin.

>>39066822
Four Witches needs prep time, we havent mastered to the point we can just crack it out whenever

Rolled 859 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066836

Rolled 2039 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066847
>>39066836
Damn it dice, rolling.

Rolled 1760 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066836

Rolled 114 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066836

Dice

>>39066861
BOOM

So, My personal thoughts on a training regimen:
A persons combat ability in Dragon Ball is usually determined by 4 things:
1. Raw physical ability/Ki reserves. AKA the infamous PL.
2. Technical ability/special ki attacks. The ability to use what power you have.
3. Will to fight. If you lose the will to fight you die like a bitch, like Dodoria and Cui. You hang tough occasionally you can pull a Gohan
4. Asspulls. Screaming really loud and getting stronger.

Basically, the earthlings (except fatty) are shit at 1, and great at 2 and 3. Ergo, they need more raw physical ability to keep up with Saiyans and PTO shits that fancy new techniques, so we should focus on that for them, while providing motivation to improve.
tl:dr toss the earthlings in the gravity room and laugh at them.
Also, toss them in the pendulum room to see planet Vegeta Age 735. They need to know what they are up against

>>39066988
The gravity room or weighted clothing may help with that, like it did with Goku. Seriously, if their most powerful ally and worst enemy were doing the same shit to get stronger, then why didn't they try emulating that?

You push off the wall, skipping around behind him, "Oh please no, DON'T hurt me!" You beg, resisting the urge to laugh.

The Makyan laughs, "Time for Garlic to teach you a lesson intruder." He throws a heavy punch at you, which you barely let touch you, before jumping away, using your agility to your advantage.

You continue on like this, letting the blows barely touch, before leaping away, acting pained with each blow, screaming out.

Garlic seems to be enjoying 'toying' with you, rearing a fist back with a cocky grin, "Now... DIE!"

You take advantage of the opening and zip around behind him, taking him off guard, "Surprise bitch! KABUYA KANNONNN!

You blast your wave directly into his spine, crashing him through several walls, howling in pain as he goes.

You take advantage of the break to dust your arms off, from where his fists hit you.

Giving chase after him, you find him now outside, in the cloudy area, pulling himself up on a thing rocky walkway between two spires, which lead downwards, into the cloud level. "Alright then... you have some tricks up your sleeve monkey woman! But don't think I'm going to fall for that again!"

He leaps at you,both fists raised high, on a direct crash course with you, fists arcing down to crash into your face.

>Kaged Beast
>Write in

>>39067067
>Kaged Beast

>>39067087
>Kaged Beast

>>39067087
>>Kaged Beast

>>39067087
>>Kaged Beast

>>39067087
>Kaged Beast

>>39067087
>Beasted Kage

>>39067067

They did, up to a certain point.

>>39067087

>Grab him so he can't move

>Kaged Beast

>>39067087
Kaged beast

>>39067087
>Grab him so he can't move
>Kaged Beast

And roll us a d2300+137 again

Rolled 105, 1, 32, 96, 123, 11, 134, 41, 48, 137, 9, 107, 74, 23, 71, 75, 80, 1, 48, 6, 73, 134, 100, 31, 65 = 1625 (25d137)

>>39067196
Rollin'

Rolled 282 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196

Rolled 578 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
>>39067204
Lmao every time I roll something goes wrong. Trying again

Rolled 693 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196

>>39067170
This. Focus it all into his pathetic form.

Rolled 727 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067067
>>39067196

>>39067196
Rollin for justice

Rolled 1349 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
my capslock key is broken? THANKS LITTLE HELPY THING

welp

remember its best of three guys

Rolled 2148 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196

Rolled 519 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067226
Or not...

Rolled 2097 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196

Rolled 2167 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196

>>39067236

Could be worse

>>39067250
>>39067251
Where the fuck were you two?

You stretch your limbs out, preparing for your Kaged Beast attack again, channeling your ki outwards, but Garlic crashes into your first, fists plowing you through the rocky platform you stood on, sending you sailing downwards.

You plow through the clouds, smashing stomach first into a rocky floor, rubble raining down upon you, which you quickly blast off you with a burst of energy.

Your vision swimming, you stagger to your feet. "Kais damn him, he's strong." You curse, spitting out some blood.

Garlic comes sailing through the clouds above, landing about ten metres from you, chuckling. "What's the matter monkey girl? No little tricks left to pull out of your sleeve?"

>Write in and do the same roll, to save time

Rolled 118 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
Swipe his legs to catch him off guard, then blast him point blank.

Rolled 1168 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
>>39067330
Seconded

Rolled 459 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
Full power Kabuya Cannon

Rolled 1492 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315

>Solar Flare

Sure, we never formaly learned it, but people pull out moves after seeing them once all the time in DBZ, and we're skilled

Rolled 1499 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
get close and jab some some holes in his guard with your speed

Rolled 771 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
Shoot him with a weak Kabuya Kannon, then use the distraction to get behind him and fire rapid-fire punches to his kidneys and the back of the head.

>>39067364
this.
We don't always have to blast

>>39067302
To late to matter one way out another, sorry.

>>39067379

He's stronger and faster than us in raw combat power. But we're smarter at using it.

That's why I voted to use Solar Flare

>>39067357
I'd like to see if we can do this, but not just yet.

>>39067357
If we can't do the solar flare, I vote for the saiyan version of the solar flare.
Ki shot to the eyes.

You dash in close, lashing out with a kick at his ankles. You manage to sweep his legs out from under him, before blasting a quick Kabuya Kannon point blank into his gut.

"Meeee damn iiiiiiit!" The Makyan screams, flying backwards. He smashes into a cliff face, bouncing off it roughly and falling on his face. You spot several rock shards embedded in his back flesh as he falls to the ground, before clawing himself back upright..

"Okay. Done!" Garlic screams, "I don't know who you are, but you're going to a special little place, that I like to call the Dead Zone!"

He reaches an arm upwards, making a tearing gesture in the air. Suddenly, you feel yourself being sucked upwards, dragged through the air.

You can fight it, but only barely, as you keep yourself floating low to the ground, your movement dramatically slowed now, as you glance upwards, spotting a deep black hole in the clouds, the golden puffs being sucked into it's swirling mass.

Garlic is laughing, charging at you now. "It's not powerful enough to suck me in!" He roars, "But it seems like you're having trouble."

He laughs insanely, raising both fists high once more.

>What do?

>>39067457
Kick out his knees. Let's see how strong he stands when he can't stand.

Rolled 1180 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
Charge at him full force and slam him into the rockface

Rolled 1887 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067474
seconding.

>>39067457
Fly around behind him, grab the rock shards in his back and use them as a grip too upwards suplex him upwards into the Dead Zone

Rolled 560 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
Charge into him and blast him into the rift.

Rolled 1683 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067493

>>39067457

So-How-Are-You-Ken

It doesn't need to suck him in if he's sent flying into it.

Rolled 1219 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
Dodge out of the way, Kabuya Kannon to Garlic's knees.

Rolled 10 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067493

Rolled 1012 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457

>Solar Flare

>kick in kidney

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>>39067506
forgot pic

Rolled 1031 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
if hes coming for us lets fly behind him and try >Kaged Beast again

>>39066988
Actually, it varies. They have semi-decent technique, but their Morale varies. They need to work together and focus their training.

>>39067632
yeah we need to buff up Krillen's moral somehow.

>>39067644
Give him to popo for a bit, when he is sufficiently traumatised inform him that he gets given back to popo every time he disappoints us.

Rolled 1935 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
>>39067631
and by "behind him" you mean him between us and the dead zone right.

>>39067663
that don't buff it breaks maybe half and half Risel and Popo get some praise for surviving the pain.

With a violent scream, you fly around him, grabbing hold of the rock shards embedded in his back flash. "You might be strong," You growl, "But I haven't seen you flying this whole time." You throw all your strength into throwing him above you, tossing him upwards into the rift he opened.

"NnnnNNOOOOoO!" Garlic screams, for all his strength, unable to push himself back down through the air. "That's cheating, you BITCH!"

Just as he's about to be sucked in his eyes glow a deep purple, "Take this to remember me then, sow!" Two thin beams fly out of his eyes, blasting into your neck exploding weakly off you, as you fight to keep yourself to the ground,

Garlic passes into the rift with one final, ear splitting scream, the portal shutting behind him, it's gravity field ceasing, you accidentally slam yourself into the rocky ground.

Letting out a curse, you pick yourself up off the ground, just as that flash of green lightning presses down on you again.

The fortress is gone, replaced by the slow rhythm of the Pendulum room again. "Bored. Good night." Is all Popo says, before disappearing from your sight.

You inspect yourself, no remaining bruises, just the phantom sensation of pain lingering in your neck and head from where he hit you.

Either way, you take a second too bask in your victory. Checking your scouter level again, sensing your ki well feeling deeper.

>Roll D4000

>>39067644

Make him face us when we were a beginner in the Pendulum Room, so that he see that the strongest have to work for their strength

Or, it's a bit meta, but have him fight Goku when he won the world tournament

Rolled 1340 (1d4000)

>>39067700

Rolled 164 (1d4000)

>>39067700
>inb4 nat 1

Rolled 1946 (1d4000)

>>39067700

Rolled 1463 (1d4000)

>>39067700

Rolled 3287 (1d4000)

>>39067700
I hope we do better than a measly 100 point increase.

Rolled 341 (1d4000)

>>39067700
Dice

>>39067721
Well then. I feel vindicated, in that the odds of a roll in the 100s are less that those of getting a Nat 1 on a d20.

Damn you dice gods

>>39067733
You shouldn't have taken the time to write...

>>39067663
>>39067696
or we could just keep him with us you know... for luck. as long as he is nearby he will get rekt instead of us. or we could just drum into him how good Kienzan is once he invents it and how it could be improved with some more fine control."hip guiding intensifys"

Rolled 479 (1d4000)

>>39067700
power up

>>39067799
or not

>>39067749
2k is a 15% increase. Not bad for an, hour or two.

>>39067817

Our power level when we last checked was like 13677 or so? So 13677 + 1946 = 15,643. We've been on Earth for less than a week. That's still pretty good gains.

Your scouter confirms you now at 15,712. You whistle in appreciation. "Not bad." You tell yourself. "Better than almost any Saiyan on Planet Vegeta. HFIL I'm stronger than most Elites by now."

Feeling much better about yourself now, you head back to the ship, collapsing on your bed, out in a second.

This time, Risel wakes you. "Ummm, everyone's ready?" You grunt and roll out of bed, pulling your boots on and heading down the ramp. Risel keeps in step with you, as once more you spot Diol and Tien in conversation, the rest of the Earthlings lined up, standing tense. "I know you were training late, if you want... I could train them again, for today?"

>Let Risel take the reigns
>Nope, it's my turn (Be the stick)
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
>Write in

>>39067871
>Let Risel take the reigns
If she likes it she likes it. I wanna keep getting swole.

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
They've seen what we're like when we're mad. Time to throw them for a loop and see how they react.

>>39067871
>Let Risel take the reigns

>>39067871
>Nope, it's my turn (Be the stick)

kick everyone in the dick

>>39067871
>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
"Into the gravity room ladies and gentlemen. And Yajerobi"

>>39067856
Include the partnership with Bulma, out new attack, the fact that Raditiz will get real training, and the Ki sense, and it's been worth our while.

>>39067766
>>39067663
that's lewd but we really should have a improve your chi control/make new attacks training session with the maggots.

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

I wonder if we should get them into the gravity room for raw strength increases, or try and tighten up their technique like we did for Risel and Teito?

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
You're the kakarot, I'm the stick

Rolled 1106 (1d1200)

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
Risel and Teito to train together in the Pendulum Room. They need to get stronger as well.

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

>>39067871
>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
all right maggots lets work on out chi control and attacks.

>>39067910
This. It's time to get then trained. Float the dinner in front of them as something to work for.

>>39067947
>>39067917
this

>>39067922
kek

>>39067919
gravity room. Their technique is decent.

>>39067871
>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
high gravity time.

>>39067871

>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

>Are you okay, Risel? That guy didn't pull his punches?

>>39067871
yo chucks have we been told about Senzu beans yet

>>39067919

Probably both.

Spike and Yajirobe are weapon users, so we should give them very heavy and unwieldy weapons so that they improve their form. I mean, like "take this pillar and start training"

>>39067871
>Better than almost any Saiyan on Planet Vegeta
random question, but what was King Vegeta's PL in this verse? In canon it was implied to be somewhere between 10k and 18k. (stronger than Bardock post Kanasa, Weaker than Vegeta on earth), and probably on the low end since Bardock was expected to surpass him fairly soon.

>>39068032
I wonder what gender yajirobe is...

You wave her off, "I can take them today. They've seen angry Kabuya, but I'll hold that back today, see how they react." Risel nods, floating over to Teito instead, offering to teach her some of the human martial arts techniques.

You step forward in front of the lot of them, Diol shoving Tien in line and stepping behind you to watch. You notice Chichi is still absent, but Gohan and Yajirobe are both present today. "Alright then. We all know the impression I've left on the lot of you. But if you do manage to impress me, I will be fair about it."

The adults all exchange glances among themselves, until you stamp a foot to get there attention. "So." You begin. "Here's what's going to happen to you all today."

>You're all getting weighted clothes
>High gravity room training
>Pendulum room
>Normal sparring, they aren't ready for any of that. Yet.
>Other

>>39068002
no

>>39068065
>High gravity room training

>>39068065
>High gravity room training

>>39068037
Speaking of Bardock. Why dont we use Pendulum Room to help him in his last fight?

>>39068065
>>High gravity room training

weighted clothes for the stronger ones. Also make them sleep in high gravity.

>>39068065
>High gravity room training

>>39068065
>High gravity room training
And get them weighted clothes afterwards.

>>39068095
A: its a projection, it doesnt alter history
B: "LETS GO FIGHT FREIZA LOL"
C: We don't know how bardock died

>>39068065
>You're all getting weighted clothes
Start them off easy.

>>39068130
We actually do. We saw it.

>>39068065
>High gravity room training
Place it at a level reasonable for them.

>>39068065
>>You're all getting weighted clothes
tell them we are doing this but also do this
>High gravity room training
not too high a gravity but slowly increase it as the day goes on.

>>39068065
>>You're all getting weighted clothes
>>High gravity room training

>Weighted clothes for us, too.

They need both

>>39068065
>You're all getting weighted clothes
>High gravity room training

>>39068065
>You're all getting weighted clothes

>>39068065
Start up a training Regimen. Three days a week is intense sparring, three days is straight swole gaining, and one day is a rest day that focuses on fine Ki manipulation.

>>39068065
>High Gravity room training
Time to practice your forms under stress

>>39068065
> you will live, move and exert and rest yourself in an environment with higher gravity than earth's.
> those of you, who are used to it, may use weighted clothes to give yourself a challenge.
> Are you able to carry your weight in a heavy situation?

>>39068156
Sounds like the best idea

>>39068141
spotting one man in the vaccum of space among all of freizas jobbers

>>39067912
I have to ask. Who thought that giving Raditiz anything was a good idea? He'll betray us for Vegeta & Napa the first chance he gets, as they'll certainly be more powerful.

>>39068179
That's what we told Raditz

>>39068156
" but also do this" without telling them man I'm sleepy. also we need to know about the senzu soon.

>>39068191
A fusion between any two of our saiyans will curbstomp Vegeta unless he's got a massive upgrade from canon.

>>39068191

1) Raditz has no reason to betray us for Vegeta. At worse, he'll betray us for himself

2) We need people to fight Freezer

>>39068191
No, they won't be. Raditiz has grown and he'll get King Kai's training. If we focus on gains at 500x, we'll easily wreck their shit.

>>39068156
this. what they don't know won't kill them and what doesn't kill them makes them stronger.
also chi control at some point we really need it.

>>39068095
Because we'd get curbstomped and it wouldn't change history. Though I do wonder if we could use the dragon balls to wish that we could pull real people out of the pendulum room, getting around the 1 year time limit in small quantities. Certainly more inventive than whatever Freeza's minions did.

>>39068245

Yeah, they all need to get faster with their attacks.

I'm pretty sure Gohan and Spike don't actually know how to use ki, either.

>>39068245
I know it's only been what... three days but I want chi class on the table incase of time jumps or something. also Vegeta might not even land on Arle after what we did to it so he may well get his power up somewhere else or HIFL turn up with that Brench.

>>39068294
1)Train like madman, till we can beat Freeza & co
2)Wish(/Bulma) to go back in time to point way before attack, use dragonbals (or something) to move the dead somewhere, or to bypass time travel flaws.
3)Profit.

>>39068348
Is it bad that I want to see Bardock kill Dodoria?

>>39068294
they can't effect time I'm afraid. I checked this yesterday for unrelated reasons.

>>39068303

Gohan needs the traditional saiyan training.

Throw him naked into the wilderness and see if he lives.

>>39068348
why not just wish for Bulma to be a Saiyan.
she more or less proposed to us last time by offering us all the food we could eat.

>>39068365
But Bulma can make a time machine, especially if Future Trunks(or whoever else). As long as we can survive initial Android attack, we are golden on this.
Time travel>time restrictions.

>>39068414
Time travel creates alternate universes.

>>39068414

>what is Supreme Kai of Time

>>39068348
>>39068365
like anon said, sorry but it's true I also checked when I was trying to think how to revive the saiyans.

>>39068414
Trans-dimensional, not actual time-travel. Otherwise, paradox.

"You are all going to be training at a significant amount of Earth's normal gravity. Understood?" Most of them nod, Krillin and Yajirobe looking scared. Rotating on the spot, you point upwards, into the ship, "Those of you who want a challenge may take weighted clothing on board with you." You add.

"But we don't have-" Chiaotzu starts to talk, only to be cut off.

"I believe I can handle that." Kami calmly explains, exiting the castle. "Whoever wants it, hold still."

Chiaotzu, Tien, Yamcha and Spike all wait, while Yajirobe, Krillin and Gohan head into the ship without it. You remember to take note of that, while Kami yells "Clothes Beam!" Behind you.

The ones who were equipped with the new clothes test out their movement, their clothes still the same, but clearly heavier.

You follow them up into the ship, finding the non weighted ones milling about. "This is the gravity room. You're all going to be seeing a lot of it from now on." You inform them. "Now get in."

They collectively gulp, as they walk inside, the gravity engine currently off, it's at local Earth gravity. You thumb the dial, before turning it too...

>5x, start light
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
>20x, really push them
>50x, it'll be funny

Earth Gravity

>>39068439
The Namekian balls could do that.

>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity

>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity

This is the normal gravity of my people. It is equal to 10 of your earth "gees".

>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity

>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity

>>39068414
that might work but now you're toying with wishes and that might lead to genie style ironic twist bullshit. Still a good idea didn't think of moving the body without the balls but would that work with the souls they are the bit that matters after all.

>>39068464
>5x, start light
Let then get used to it, then move to:
>10x, native Vegetan gravity

>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
Let's start off with what a saiyan infant can handle with no trouble.

>Clothes Beam
The most metro of attacks makes an appearance. Speaking of, you could potentially use it as an attack, depending on what it can make. Straight jackets out of carbon nanotubes anyone?

>>39068464
10x Native Vegetan Gravity

Huh, we'll be surprised to learn that Krillin and Yamcha are already packing weight

>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity

>>39068464
Let's give them Vegeta gravity.

>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
Congratulate all the non-slackers for taking things seriously.

>>39068518

Or defeat by embarrassment.

>>39068464
start at , >>5x , but dial it up too as high as they can take by the end of the day.
also get Krillin into some weighted clothing he used the shell in dragon ball he can use the cloths now.

>>39068518
>>39068546
We can give Freeza a dress, allow him to relive his Quinceanera.

>>39068464
>>10x, native Vegetan gravity

>>39068546
Oh darling that outfit does not do you justice, and those colours, ugh, were you dressed by a blind retarded monkey? Lucky for you I have just the thing!

>>39068563
*5x, by the Kias I should sleep.

>>39068400

That's the saiyan bridal training, anon.

>>39068464
>5x, start light

See how they do with 5x, then increase to 10x if they seem to be uncomfortable with 5x.

>>39068464
>>5x, start light

>>39068518
Is the clothes beam a technique that anyone can learn or is it Namekian magic?

You dial it 10x local gravity. "This is the norm on my planet. It's how the infants learn to walk." You tell them, stepping inside, as Chiaotzu and Spike trip and fall, pinned under their weighted clothes, Yajirobe simply tripping under his own weight.

A promising start. With a few grunting heaves, Tien and Yamcha hurl the two in weighted clothes upright, while Krillin attempts to help Yajirobe up.

When everyone's set, you easily walk in amongst them, the smaller ones trembling slightly. "Alright, ladies."

>Sparring practice
>Start running laps
>All of you, versus me GO!
>Write in

>>39068464
>50x, it'll be funny
What could go wrong?

>>39068464
>>10x, native Vegetan gravity

>>39068653
>Sparring practice

>>39068653
>Start running laps

>>39068653
>Start with jumping jacks, chin-ups, push-ups, and laps.
This is more for entertainment than actual training.

>>39068653

>Start running laps

Let's make sure they can all move in this level before we waste time and energy on them trying to fight.

>>39068653
>Start running laps
They need a foundation to function in this level. This'll get movement down and make sparring actually useful when we get to it.
>When we're done, pull aside the ones who didn't get weights and ask them why they chose not to?

>>39068653

>Start running laps
>Have them shoot ki blasts while they run.

>>39068653
>Start running laps

>>39068653
>Start running laps
They must get used to it before real training begins.

>>39068653
>Start running laps

Like Saiyan infants, let's see if they can walk before they run.

>>39068653
>Sparring practice
"You might think this is challenging, but you have the strength to defeat it. Practice your techniques, let the weight give you strength."

>>39068653
>Start running laps

>>39068653
>Start running laps
Inform them that it is leading up to
>All of you, versus me GO!
We need some way to handicap ourselves for the fight. So that, rather than a curbstomp, they can actually learn something.

I'm impressed by Spike, though. I didn't think he'd have the spine to put on the clothes on his own.

>>39068708

They take all the weights off and we tie them around our waist.

>>39068653
>Start running laps

>>39068723
Nah, to easy, to one of our limbs, to off balance us.

>>39068653
>Sparring practice
the decreased speed and power will let them train the holes out of their guards and all the extra effort moving will mack each attack deliberate and well placed out of necessity.

>>39068439
We could do what they did to Freeza on Bardock's elite.

>>39068738
this with improve the core of what they are doing in a fight small things like raw power can come next week or something

>>39068738
yes

>>39068653
>>Start running laps
And other muscle groups, squats, push ups and so on. Let them get adjusted, before slowly rising gravity.

A reminder that Vegeta would make a good father.

>>39068653
>>39068738
>>39068797
well you could give them a warm up first I suppose

I'm reading through the Archives, and I have to say. I am glad the players here are smart enough not to pick a fight with Arale.
That would have ended SO HORRIBLY for us. Like worse then Popo Horrible.

"Start running laps! I want to make sure all of you can walk before I make you fight."

Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Gohan and Chiaotzu all take off as a group, Spike a short distance behind them. Their pace is hilariously slow, but not as bad as Yajirobes.

"Remember what I said about the sled!" You remind him sharply. He startles, and redoubles his pace, slowly catching up on, and then making his way in front of Spike, then the others.

They all keep this up, until Yajirobe falls to all fours, retching, his stomach content splattering along the floor in a thick dense pile.

The others rush jog past him, except Gohan, who pauses to check the viscous goo, before running off, looking disgusted.

By now, Tien and Krillin have made it to the front of the pack, Yamcha right behind them, Chiaotzu and Spike trailing behind, with Gohan catching up on them.

>Leave Yajirobe be
>Tell him to take a rest.
>That's it, he's out!
>Write in

>>39068819
but Trunks sucks and we want some hybrid power.

>>39068832
>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess
That also allows him to do some movement with less pressure.

>>39068832
>Write in
Tell Yajirobe that he doesn't eat till he finishes his laps.

>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest.

>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest.

>>39068832
>Write in
get him up on his feet he may die face down in his own vomit and that would suck for moral.

>>39068832
>Encourage Gohan to be first

>>39068863
Supporting

>>39068832
>take a rest
That burst of speed shows you have it in you, work on your stamina.

>>39068832
>>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess

Do some (unintentional) femdom while at it.

>>39068832
>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess

>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest

We are working him after main training is over. Laps in x5 until he catches up.

>>39068863
seconding

>>39068832
heh, this >>39068909

>>39068863
thirding

>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest.

>>39068906
Good point, but still supporting these
>>39068863
>>39068909

>>39068832
>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess

>>39068518
>Clothes Beam Attack

Piccolo used it to make a sword, so clearly it can make things other than just clothes.

Use it to conjure a metal face mask? Blind the enemy.

and so it begins. Yajirobe is now our special project.

One day he'll be the sled, but not in the way he expects.

>>39068917
This. We need him to be our personal success story for the Saiyan gyms we're going to open across or galactic empire.

>>39068984
Across our galactic empire*, fucking phone.

>>39068984
The Saiyan Bar and Gym?

>>39069030
Saiyan Bar, Grill, and Gym.

>>39068978
I wonder what Yajirobe will look like after he works off the pounds

>>39068978
No. Kabu is NOT having sloppy seconds after some weird cat mutant.

>>39069043
Saiyan Bar, Grill, Gym and Karaoke.

>ludes
That comes later Captcha

>>39068984
>>39068978
>>39068917
>>39068909
>>39068906
>>39068957
We continue to deride him, insult him, and belittle him during training. He disgusts us. Is this the best he can do? Worthless pile of shit. This continues until he stands up to us. Until he proves he is strong.

Then...it begins.

>>39069055
I don't think he ever actually slept with Korin, he just freeloaded there.

>>39069091
>I don't think he ever actually slept with Korin, he just freeloaded there.

If the cat didn't make the moocher put out my opinion of him just went down a few bars.

>>39069070
>Bar, Grill, Gym, and Karaoke
Truly, Saiyans will bring culture to a universe sorely lacking in it.

"Yajirobe! Clean that up, now!" You bark, "If you can't keep up with the laps, that's how you'll exercise. You fetch rags and toss them at his feet.

He grips at them, his shaggy hair hanging heavy around his face, as he struggles to wipe up his own vomit.

Looking back to the main group, you see that Yamcha is starting to pull ahead of Tien now, Gohan having passed Spike, who in turn has pass Chiaotzu, the small snow white boy's stamina clearly lagging as well.

Spike and Gohan run about neck and neck, the two of them slowly gaining on the leaders, who are literally shoulder to shoulder, fighting over who gets to run on the inner side of the circle.

Tien jostles and takes the inner side, only for Gohan to brush by both of them, Spike's energy lagging as well now.

"Tien! C'mon, we can't just let Goku's kid show us up." Yamcha insists. "It's embarrassing."

Tien just bumps him again, "Then stop trying to take my spot!" He tells the long haired man, his breath running ragged.

Both of them are caught unaware, their argument distracting them from the fact that Gohan collapses in front of them. They both trip over the child, crashing to the floor, groaning in pain.

They roll apart and slowly pick themselves up, as you survey the room; Chiaotzu, Spike and Gohan are out for the count. Yajirobe cleaned his mess, now sprawled on his back, leaving only Tien and Yamcha still standing, but clearly exhausted.

Before you can give instructions, Tien walks over to pick up Chiaotzu, tossing the small boy over his shoulder.

>Write in

>>39069162

Alright, take five. But you'll never make it to all you can eat night at this rate.

>obtain x1 gohan

>>39069162
>Check on Gohan

>>39069190
Second

>>39069162
>This is a good start. We'll continue this until you are acclimated over the next few training days. We'll start with a light run, then do Kata until you are all capable of sparring. Take twenty minutes to rest and then we'll do Kata in x5 gravity instead of 10...
>Yajirobe, report after class.

>>39069190
Thirded.

Now, do we return to chichi or not? Might give her incentive to not skive off training.

>>39069190
This.
>>39069216
No lowering of gravity. The point is to make them used to it. Reference the show. Lowering gravity would make them weaker.

>>39069162
where did Krillin go

>>39069162
What ever happened to Krillin?

Anyway give them a break, technically you need to let your muscles rest after a work-out.

>>39069162
"Good idea, Tien. Next time, you will all rotate between carrying another member and being carried. Take five, then we'll start again."

Also we should get weighted clothes for ourselves. Time spent training these guys is tame wasted not training ourselves.

Ask Kami for extra tonnage for all sayans.

>>39069256
>>39069258
...bastard legged it. Let's play a game, catch the Krillin. Winner gets a meal of their choice.

>>39069162
>Congratulations Yamcha, your posturing just potentially harmed an ally. Don't ever let me catch you doing that again.
>Tien, learn to deal with distractions.

So, Yamcha is harming allies with posturing
Tien is too easily distracted
Krillin is AWOL, but was leading at one point
Gohan has potential
Chiaotzu is slow
Spike is also slow
Yajirobe is the disappointment we always thought he would be

>>39069162
Reduce to 5X gravity and have those still fit do some light sparing or something.

>>39069162

>"Alright, take fives. Yamcha, pride is great and all, but learn to use it properly. Tien, eyes on the prize. Don't get distracted. Yajirobe... you actually did good with what you were working with. "

>Check on the unconcious ones

"Alright take five. But you lot will never make it to all you can eat night at this rate." Tien and Yamcha's heads both whip around at that.

"All you-?"

"Can eat?" They ask in sync.

You nod. "Bulma said the Briefs would be willing to throw an all you can eat feast for the whole group. I told her you lot can only come if you all impress me."

They both take a minute to ponder that, as you easily stoop and pick up Gohan, resting him against your shoulder and hip, you carry him outside, letting everyone troop out behind behind you for a short break, Yamcha and Tien once again dragging the unmoving out.

"Sssssoooo." A timid voice to your left begins, "That was a pretty good workout, huh?" Krillin is smiling at you, looking much to well rested.

"Yes." You begin, "What was your favourite part? The pushup competition, or the jumping jacks?"

He shrugs it off with an easy gesture of his hand, "Oh.... you know, it was all good."

You raise a brow, shifting Gohan as he starts to wake. "That's funny." You tell him, "Because we didn't do any of those things."

Krillin makes a small choked noise. "I...... did not know that." He says slowly.

>Write in

>>39069547
Give him a special lesson at 15 times gravity.

>>39069547
Truly, you must be commended for wanting to conserve your strength for a one on one spar with me. I'm impressed.

Proceed to lay down the hurt.

>>39069574
Kek second.But do it in the gravity room at 10x gravity

>>39069547
Start running!
15 times gravity special!!

>>39069574
Nope hes sparring now.

>>39069547
15 times gravity special. Do some jumping jacks.

Get a whip, and whip him, if he is to slow.