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>>39066322

You weren't disgusted, then, when Pinky revealed her dinner. You weren't disgusted when she tore Ahriman's arm off her shoulder, with all the ease of a child twisting the leg off a still-steaming roast chicken. You weren't even disgusted the slightest bit when she started eating noisily and messily, each bite crunching wetly through skin and meat and bone.

No, you started getting disgusted right around the time when you realized that you wanted to join Pinky in her gruesome meal - even before she offered you the chance to. Even before the tantalizing aroma of freshly-split flesh tickled your nostrils and made your mouth water at the prospect of tasting something you've never had before, but for some reason you're certain will taste absolutely divine.

...No. That's...no, you're not fucking touching that shit. You're not that far gone yet. Yes, you have the freaky costume change, you have the wings, you have everything else. But eating human flesh -- eating a fucking CORPSE --

You summon what little's left of your resolve to tear your eyes away from the bleeding, twitching body on the table, and focus directly on the crazed eldritchian goddess noisily having her meal in front of you. Not so much on the arm she's now treating like a fucking corn on the cob - moving the entire thing across her face as she continued to tear the flesh off of its bones in bloody, gory mouthfuls - but on how she seems to be having a really good meal. Even licking her lips and smacking them after every couple of bites.

It's...almost cute in a way, and for a moment it does work. The insane need for you to eat human flesh dissipating as you stared at Pinky's clear and obvious gusto at the same exact act.

[1/2]

>>39066333

"Hm? What's wrong, Homura-chan?" Pinky seems to finally notice you gawping at her, pausing in mid-bite to ask the question around a mouthful of arm. Her completely-black eyes blinking at you in mild puzzlement. "Is there something on my face? Why aren't you eating?" She jerks her chin towards the grisly meal on the table. "Oh, you need some hot sauce? I think I have a bottle of Explosion Sauce here somewhere. I think you'll like it, it's a smoky mustardy blend with a hint of cilantros, it tastes AMAZING--"

N-no. No, there's nothing wrong, and there's nothing on her face, either. And you don't need hot sauce. But--

"But WHAT, Homura-chan?" Pinky suddenly lets the nearly-skeletonized arm drop from her grip in a wet crimson squelch upon the already filthy tablecloth, a cinnamon-scented sigh leaving her lips in frustration. "What could you possibly NOT like about this setup? What the FUCK is it this time?! Look, we've got a table here, private romantic ambience, nice fancy tablecloth, nice fancy silverware--"

She plucks at the bloodstained linen with her clawed fingers, before tapping at the platter where Ahriman's still twitching corpse lay. "--and good, wholesome, healthy food! It's pretty much the perfect date, and yet you haven't even taken one single bite...!" Pinky shakes her head, before pouting mournfully at you. "Homura-chan, WHERE is this relationship headed? Why are you being so picky all of a sudden? I don't really get it, I just-- I really don't...!"

You swallow hard, trying to choose your words carefully here. You were....you weren't complaining or anything, you just wanted to ask about the body on the table, you tell her. You know who the corpse is, it's just that you don't understand why she's the main course. Isn't...isn't she one of the Chosen, or something? Someone she chose to wield one of the Golden Weapons? Why is she--

[2/3]

>>39066348

Pinky blinks at you, then shakes her head as she picks up the arm again. Brandishing the nearly fleshless-limb at your direction. "Here we are, Homura-chan, in what could be our very first dinner together, and you're ASKING about the fucking food? What, did you suddenly turn into a fucking VEGAN on me or something? Is fresh meat too good for you? Do we have to have a discussion about the food's FEELINGS?"

No, you didn't say that--

"She FUCKED it up, Homura-chan!" The crazed eldritchian goddess snarls at you, misting the air pink with the blood in her breath. "Fucking bitch actually TRIED to fucking zap me with the staff I gave her! After everything I've DONE for her, she goes around and throws it back into my face, saying she's made a mistake and she wants to set things RIGHT! She even sent her pet Culexus AFTER me, saying how she wanted me to turn back to my original self or whatever the fuck she said!"

This slavering, ravening tirade is then punctuated by the gunshot-loud crack of the severed arm in her hands breaking in two, the dry-twig snap of the arm bones enough to make you flinch. "NOTHING I HATE more than self-righteous little SHITS who think they can just put back EVERYTHING they've taken just because they're having second thoughts about going all the way." She spreads her clawed, bloodied hands, turning to look at you. "What the FUCK do I look like, Homura-chan? Huh? Some kinda convenience store where you can return the fucking milk carton you bought because you suddenly thought you overpaid on the way back home? HUH?"

You open your mouth to reply, but before you could, a rather nasty growl issues from somewhere underneath the table. One that Pinky winces at as she places a hand on her stomach.

"Ugh, great. And now I've got indigestion." She lets out a rather cute-sounding burp, before shaking her head. "Thanks, Homura-chan. You're a real angel, you know that?"

You're...you're sorry--

[3/4]

>>39066369

"Skip it. I'm not in the mood." Pinky waves a clawed hand in irritated dismissal. "I think I've acted out enough anyway, and you want to ask me questions, right? So ask away already, Homura-chan, while I try not to be too angry about you fucking up our first date ever." She huffs here, crossing her arms.

W-well. You...uh...well, at least she doesn't seem to know what happened to you just yet.

Jesus. You're skating on razor-thin ice right now, but you're still safe for the time being. Keep it up.

How do you respond?

[]Ask about the Golden Staff. If Ahriman's here, then who's the spirit inside it?
[]Ask her about the other Golden Weapons. If she wants you to work faster, she'll have to point you to where they are. And no more cryptic clues, you're shit at figuring them out.
[]Ask her if she remembers The Transcendent One and what she looked like.
[]Ask if there's any way you can make up for ruining your first "date".
[]Ask if there's any way you can ask her forgiveness for everything you've done.

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>>39066389
>[]Ask if there's any way you can make up for ruining your first "date".
PLAY PASSIVE PLAY PASSIVE

>>39066389
[x]Ask about the Golden Staff. If Ahriman's here, then who's the spirit inside it?

>>39066389
>[X]Ask if there's any way you can make up for ruining your first "date".
Just keep her focused on something else. We can find out who is in the staff when we touch it the next time.

>>39066389
>Offer to make her pancakes to make up for ruining the mood. We're not a good cook, but we'll try.
[]Ask her about the other Golden Weapons. If she wants you to work faster, she'll have to point you to where they are. And no more cryptic clues, you're shit at figuring them out.

>>39066389
>[X]Ask her if she remembers The Transcendent One and what she looked like.

Deathtrap oh why must I touch thee?

>>39066389
>[]Ask if there's any way you can make up for ruining your first "date".

Let's ease into it.

>>39066389
>[]Ask if there's any way you can make up for ruining your first "date".

AAAAAAAAA

[x]Ask her if she remembers The Transcendent One and what she looked like.

Well. That's... interesting.

Apparently "Pinky" likes being an insane eldritch abomination?

I wonder if there's a Homura who's this far gone?

>>39066413
>>39066438
If we ask her for an idea, there's a high chance we won't like the idea she comes up with. Better to offer an idea ourselves.

Also, asking about the Golden Staff could be bad, because if it is Yuma, Pinky won't like her for what she did to Girl A.

>>39066389
>[x]Ask about the Golden Staff. If Ahriman's here, then who's the spirit inside it?
>[x]Ask her about the other Golden Weapons. If she wants you to work faster, she'll have to point you to where they are. And no more cryptic clues, you're shit at figuring them out.
those seem both useful

>>39066389
[x]Offer to make her pancakes to make up for ruining the mood. We're not a good cook, but we'll try.

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>>39066389

I wonder what would even happen if it's Yuma in the staff. It turns into antimagic staff instead of a generic fireballs&lightning slinger?

>>39066463
>>39066482
I really hope these don't get included.
We've already fucked up enough.

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>>39066586
calm down friend

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>>39066548
Might as well call it now.

>>39066575
That would really useful, if it has no effect on the wielder.

>>39066644
On top oF two chucklefucks that voted for something that would make Pinky mad, 3 others voted to let her decide what messed up task we have to do for her instead of starting off with an offer of our own.
Things are going to get worse from here.

>>39066723
If our most recent adventures in the silent room are any indication, it might not matter to Chiaki if it hits her.

>>39066586

Maybe she'll start reminiscing if >>39066463 happens and let you go after a rant.

hahaha

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>>39066778
Sounds like you can't handle the truth.

>>39066816
Sounds like it's time to post blondes.

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>>39067044

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>>39067028
Eighth officio reporting in

I'm actually really disappointed we didn't go with cannibalism.

>>39067088
>America
>pureblood Aryans
Das ist nicht wie es geht, du Schweinhund.

>>39067113
Get out of my head Charles!

>>39066389
>[]Ask her about the other Golden Weapons. If she wants you to work faster, she'll have to point you to where they are. And no more cryptic clues, you're shit at figuring them out.
>[]Ask her if she remembers The Transcendent One and what she looked like.
>[]Ask if there's any way you can make up for ruining your first "date".

DICK BUTT

>>39067119
Es ist nicht meine Schuld, wenn Japan weiss nicht wie Amerikaner aussehen.

>>39067162
BUTT DICK

>>39067113
Same. Maybe we could make it up to her by sampling the goods.

>>39067188
Will eating the flesh of fallen angels lead to corruption?

>>39067214
It will lead to deliciousness!

>>39067119
>>39067173
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

>>39067214
Dunno but it probably tastes good.
Totally worth

>>39067214
Can we get more corrupt?

>>39067214
Considering there are confirmed cannibals in the MGNQ setting that don't appear to be any more crazy than the next person... probably not?

>>39067249

Back when Chiaki was sparring with Sayaka with the Chain-axes, Risa mentioned something about a corruption resistance. It was something along the lines of how Pinky didn't want them to keep doing it in such a way so that Chiaki would build up a resistance to it. So yes, probably.

There's also the bit where Ahriman transformed into some sort of twisted bird humanoid thing before Kharn killed her.

>>39067249
The Transcendent One could gradually gain more and more influence over us.

>>39067113
Would we have gotten Ahriman's memories if we ate her brain, like SPESS MAHREENS?

>>39067240
Are you trying to murder people? That line is dangerous!

NYAN NYAN!!

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>>39067275
Oh yeah, I remember that! Here's a Dan drawing from back then.

>>39067249
Physically? Doubt it. Mentally? Yes.

>>39067303
Nah. Chiaki doesn't have a power like that

>>39067324
Sayaka needs to do something about that glass jaw of hers. It's embarrassing.

>>39067319
I don't get this mee-may.

>>39067342

It's the Deculture summoning ritual. It has gone through several iterations so far.

>>39067335
How do you fix glass jaws? Beat them until their permanent brain damage occurs?

>>39067342
The first part of Deculture summoning ritual

>>39067319
NIHAO NYAN!

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>>39067361

>>39067393
Perfect solution!

>>39067342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieStI7kN-I

>>39067369
And
>>39067383
Already fucked it up by getting ahead of himself.
RESET!

NYAN NYAN!!

>>39067444
Gorgeous!

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>>39067456
DECIDUOUS!

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>>39067444
ONE JOB!

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>>39067524
Post blonds.

>>39067553
It's legs. It was always legs. The Betrayer spins lies to slake her thirsting ego, but in the end it all comes back to legs.

De...culture?

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>>39067573
So apparently, there's a Spanish anime news website called "Deculture".

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>>39067553

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>>39067585
Magical... Girls.... ?

>>39067573
Why not both?

>>39067606
Tell me more

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>>39067629
And I forget the picture.

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This SHOULD work.

>>39067646
www.deculture.es
Now we know what he's doing when he's not writing.

>>39067618
Wake up Snake! It's MG! Magical Girl is the codename for METAL GEAR!

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>>39067629
So did I

This is starting to remind me of Homestuck General.

>>39067706
tumblr follows MGNQ?

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>>39067686

>>39067670
Thanks

>>39067706
Shitposter go home.

>>39067755
Tumblr will follow anything if you put enough cunts in it.
At this rate, we're going to Chikawa before we get an update.

>>39067806
Implying that we don't Chikawa after like 4 updates most threads anyway and almost every thread isn't delayed several days.

>>39067783
>>39067755
Specifically, the quality of the thread is decreasing the longer we go without an update.

>>39067755
no
pls no

>>39067275
Anyone remember the cannibal bird things that showed up when we first met Wendy in the bar/dream?

>>39067845
Yes. I THINK it was a character named Lily, a wonderland corp who eats everything, but I am not sure. Why do you ask?

Anyone else thinking "The Transcendent One" is to good a title? Maybe we start calling her Angelbitch or Emperor Dildo?

>>39067845
Those are from Yume Nikki.
>>39067877
That's an entirely different character.

>>39067902
Turbovirgin.

>>39067906
Ok. Thanks for making things clear

>>39066413 >>39066438 >>39066472 >>39066477

You stare at Pinky, trying hard to keep up with her hair-trigger temper and her split-second mood changes. Something...something feels wrong, here. Pinky has always been mercurial, with the eldritchian horror's moods coming and going with the unpredictability of lightning - but even you can sense the strange tension brimming inside the pink-haired demon, one that turned even her most benevolent mood changes sour.

Was this an effect of your newfound mutations? Whatever Ahriman did to you, was it also affecting Pinky here and now, making her edgy as well as easy to anger? You may never know - but what you do know is that you need to try and fix the situation yourself. Without having to rely on her propitious mood changes and sudden, benevolent periods of relative placidity.

...You're sorry about what you did to your "date", you tell her. If there was any way you could make up to her--

The glare that Pinky leveled at you at this point could have melted fucking iron, and you very nearly fail to resist ducking underneath it. But you don't, managing to keep eye contact throughout the entire time. Allowing the rest of yourself to unclench once

"...You want to make it up to ME, Homura-chan? Really?" The pink-haired demon lets out a shrill giggle, before tossing the broken bones she'd been angrily grinding together over her shoulder. The fragments clattering loudly on the tiled floor. "Y'know, you have a lot to make up for, not just this date, right? Are you fucking forgetting everything you've done? What you turned ME into, Homura-chan?"

N-no. No, you haven't forgotten. You know it's all your fault. You just wanted to try and ask if there's anything you can do to--"

[1/2]

>>39067958

"THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO!" There's a loud, deafening crash as Pinky smashes her fists down on the table, Ahriman's corpse morbidly bouncing on its platter with a wet squelch before ragdolling still. "NOTHING OTHER THAN DOING WHAT I FUCKING TELL YOU TO DO, HOMURA-CHAN! AND THAT'S GETTING ALL THE TWENTY GOLDEN FUCKING WEAPONS AND THEN GROWING ENOUGH BALLS TO TRY AND KILL ME!"

A flicker of light, and then the sound of detonating wood - a sound you barely catch from the sudden screaming of souls in your ears - and you barely manage to scramble out of your seat and back away in time as the table itself disintegrates in a sudden, invisible explosion. The grisly, lavishly-prepared corpse upon it also meeting the same vaporizing end, rendered into bloody minute chunks by invisible hands. All while Pinky glared at you with a hatred deep enough to hurt. Deep enough to cut the very soul.

...Alright. Alright. This is serious. This is going beyond just a fucking tantrum, she's legitimately pissed--

Something clawed and white and stained with fresh blood flits at the edge of your vision - and your reflex to try and block it with your arms is slow enough to let it through your pathetic excuse for a guard. A split-second later, and you find yourself slowly being strangled to death, Pinky's clawed hand all but crushing your windpipe in its grip as she lifts you off your feet. Holding you above her head.

"You're HIDING something, aren't you, Homura-chan?" Pinky snarls up at you, spitting blood as much as venom. "You've always been gaming the fucking system from day one, always asking the same questions to try and niggle for a clue, anything to get your edge up on the fucking plot. But now you're actually ASKING me how to make up for a date you ruined?"

[2/3]

>>39067986

Her grip tightens on your throat, and you feel something slowly start to crumple there, filling your mouth with blood. You try to aspirate it out, to try and cough out the rest before it drowns you - but all you manage to do is to make a few bubbles in the thick crimson liquid as it drips down your chin, neck, and the corners of your mouth.

"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING NOW, HOMURA-CHAN?!" Pinky asks you in a deafening, thunderous clap of thunder, backed by the choir of the screaming, tortured dead. "AND AFTER YOU MADE ALL THOSE FUCKING PROMISES...!!"

Quick! What do you confess to her?

[]Ahriman changed you into something you're not.
[]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.
[]You've met the Transcendent One, and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.
[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.
[]Stay quiet. Suffer in silence. She'll calm down eventually.

>[x]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008
>[X]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

Apply joke to the eldritch horror!

>>39068008
>[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.

>>39068008
>Ahriman changed you into something you're not

>>39068008
>[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.

>>39068008
>[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.

>>39068008
[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.
[]You've met the Transcendent One (aka Turbovirgin), and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.
[]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008
>[x]You've met the Transcendent One, and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.
It's not exactly a lie

>>39068008[X]You've met the Transcendent One, and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.
This MIGHT not totally backfire.

>>39068008
[x]You're actually three incubators in a chiaki suit

>>39068008
[x]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008
>[x]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.
"I feel terrible guilty"
This seems like the less dangerous option

>>39068008


>[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.

>>39068008
>[]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008
We're boned.

We're boned, and the only way out is painfully.

Tell the truth and we die. Lie and we die. Stay silent and we die slowly.

With that said,
>[X]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.

>>39068008
>[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.

>>39068008
>[X]You've met the Transcendent One, and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.
>[X] take a nice big bite of dinner

FINE HAVE SOME TRUE THEN BITCH!

>>39068008
>[X]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008
[x]You were totally going to ask her out first and now your plans are all messed up
LYING WILL SAVE US

>>39068008
[x] You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

First thread I've caught live in a while!

>>39068008
>[]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.
Sanity Check: 0

>>39068008
>[]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.
[]You've met the Transcendent One (aka Turbovirgin), and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.

>>39068008
>[x]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.
Let's talk about the other women in our life. Surely that will fix this.

>>39068008
>No matter what, Madoka is Madoka. I will never abandon you

>>39068008
>[]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008
[x]You've met the Transcendent One, and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.

>>39068008
>[]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.
>[]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.

>>39068008
>[x]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake

>>39068008
[x]break into awkward singing
[x]literally any awkward singing
NOWHERE TO GO BUT DOWN

>>39068008

>[X]You accidentally killed a friend of yours
>[X]You've met the Transcendent One, and she reminds you of how much you hate yourself.
>[X]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008
>[X]Admit cannibalism makes you squeamish.

>>39068008
[x]Gott is tot, und wir haben ihn getötet

>>39068008
>[X]You accidentally killed a friend of yours.
[Panic]

>>39068008
>[X]Ahriman changed you into something you're not.

>>39068008
>[X]You're starting to suspect despite all logic, that Mami's boobs are fake.

>>39068008

[x] Other: "I got tired of asking those same questions knowing what kind of answers you're gonna give. Or are you saying you're going to tell me something that isn't set to make me suffer ?"

[X] "As far as possible, The Devil keeps their promises."

Oh yeah, what's the typical voting time per section? 15-20 minutes?

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>>39068008
Literally this time!

>>39068304
Fifteen minutes.

>>39068216
"I'm the Devil I can do what I want.
whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt.
There's never been a rock off I've ever lost."

>>39068008
[X]Stay quiet. Suffer in silence. She'll calm down eventually.

....oh boy here we go again.

>>39068345
[x]That was not the best date in the world.
[x]That was just a tribute.

So, what has been the winner decision?

>>39068385
It doesn't matter, we are SCREWED no matter what.

>>39068435
lewd

>>39068345
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
[S] Listen to me
[M] She rocks too hard because she's not a mortal woman
[S] Goddamn-it Madoka,
She gonna make you her sex slave,
You're gonna gargle homuhomus
[M]No
[S]Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
[M] Girl, we've been through so much shit,
[S] Deactivated lasers with my clit
[Both] Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
[S] C'mon Madoka, now it's time to blow doors down
[S] I hear you Sayaka, now it's time to blow doors down
[S] Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
[M] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[Both] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[M] She's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[S] C'mon Madoka 'cause it's time to blow doors down
[S] Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
Hey Homu-ci-fer, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are homu devil,
We are Meguca [x18 repeat]

You know how this could have been avoided? Eating the flesh of fallen angels.

Just saying.

>>39068564
Yeah we could have avoided everything. Of course, everyone would be dead. Including Misaka.

>>39068385
I hope it's discussion about Mami's mammaries.

>>39068590
To be honest, that IS a horrifying thought. It'd also fit in with the insanity somewhat.

>>39068586
...how? Where's the logic connecting eating a dead girl to everybody dying because of it?

>>39068611
We fall, eat our comrades.

>>39068603
If they can do that good of a job then isn't that enough?

>>39068618
Again, where is the logic in this? There are other people in the setting, canonically confirmed as cannibals, who have not tried to eat their comrades. Do they not count for some reason? Are you saying it's "special" in our case? What the fuck is the logic behind this?

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>>39068697
>Are you saying it's "special" in our case?

>>39068697
...why are you trying to apply logic when dealing with literal-eating-people-you've-killed-raw levels of insanity? I mean, if we're insane enough to EAT DEAD GIRLS WE KILLEDF OURSELVES, what makes you think there is "logic" in simply killing everyone else to spare them the pain and knowledge that we've fallen and can't get up.

>>39068697
This is LITERALLY [X] FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS and you're mad no one wants to do it?

>>39068769
Because that option hurt us so badly when we picked it with the golden weapons. Wow, we sure suffered for that.
>>39068739
By not making a huge fucking deal out of it?

Call it a gut instinct, but eating the Flesh of Fallen Angels seems like it might be what got us here in the first place.

>>39068871
No-one ever said that redemption was going to be without suffering. Gotta earn it.

Of course, no matter how you slice it, this seems sub-optimal. Because I doubt the Transcendant One is going to just let us/her die.

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>Mami's mamis being fake
Lies and slander!

>>39068564
No, it could've been avoided by not obviously sucking up to her.

Do you think that saying that we can't stop thinking about grabbing her butt would have worked? It's a plausible lie, we would have a good reason for wanting to conceal it, the lewdness would distract her, and us lusting after her would appease her.

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>questionable sources keep saying she'll betray us
>first to die out of any of the five
>where the fuck is that golden musket
>she's possibly OUR angel, who simply has yet to fall.
>wonder how she tastes

I don't know what's worse, the fact we may have to kill Mami or that her Mami's are fake.

>>39068465
>[M]No
Except [M] wants the [H], because she's a total M.

>>39069129

When the time comes...We will do as Charlotte did, severing her neck between our teeth to the horror of those witnessing as our wings beat and vibrate in fell power.

>>39069156
fuck me...good point.

>>39068345
>rock off
More like sex-off.

Really, all this can be fixed if we're just more assertive. Spread wings, say "Surprise, I'm the devil, bitch. Prepare your anus, I'm going in dry."

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>>39069160
Do we have to eat her? Can we eat her out instead?

>>39069129
Isn't she implied to be whoring herself or others out to people to assist in growing her circle of contacts and people who will fight for her? It's been said multiple times at this point that people who attack Mami will have entire officios going after them, so if Mami decides to denounce Chiaki either through malice or a misunderstanding then Chiaki is screwed.

>>39069202
Yeah. You are right

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>>39069202

That's a bit vague. It's implied she's 'goes around' but it's more heavily implied she simply leaves a kind, lasting impression on people, and that rumor stated she has a boyfriend of sorts.

And remember, Mami was the one blonde Kharn couldn't ever get to sleep with her. This is a fact. Regardless, Mami betraying Chiaki is a serious fucking situation, because not only will Mami be after us.

>>39068798
We weren't literally eating them either in case you forgot.

>>39069331
She's also seduced Wendy, I think. Or done something with her, considering how hard Wendy blushes around Mami. Probably nothing too lewd, now that I think about it, considering Wendy didn't seem to have second thoughts about starting again with Chiaki.

>>39069375
I think it's what happened in the writeups before Wendy got to the Ninth again. You know, the huge fights, the tons of hugs and reassuring, the trying her best to help Wendy succeed.

>>39068028 >>39068040 >>39068043 >>39068228

You try to say something - anything - but with your mouth and throat rapidly filling with your own blood, all you manage is a couple of drowned syllables and a whole lot of choking. You can't even fucking breathe - and it takes you desperately clawing and tapping at Pinky's strangling grip before she finally relents, letting you drop back onto the floor in an undignified, spluttering heap.

"Well?" The pink-haired demon snaps at you, impatience clear in her acid tones. "I'm WAITING, Homura-chan. What kind of doozy is it this time, huh? What kind of bullshit are you trying to pull? Spill your fucking guts before I rip them out of you myself--"

The moment you finally clear your throat of the bitter, coppery gunk threatening to drown you is when you finally manage to tell Pinky your chosen confession. It's not really what you're trying to hide, of course - the evidence of that is still folded tightly against your back - but it IS something that's you've been meaning to address when the time came. You just hadn't been thinking of it enough because of all the shit that's been going down.

You tell Pinky about Yuma. About how you accidentally killed her.

Kyuubey will probably say something about you not being responsible - the fucker's good at that, if nothing else - but you were in fucking command during that OP. It was your decision-making skills against the fucking Akashic Realm, and you won - except for a single casualty that you'll never forget, and you'll never stop feeling like it's your fault. And it most likely fucking is.

And you're not looking forward to the day when you have to tell your best friend what happened.

"...Oh." The eldritchian horror in the frilly, scarlet-stained dress says finally, looking down at you as you continue to choke and cough on your own blood.

[1/2]

>>39069488
Is there a collection of those writeups on the wiki?

>>39069538

And when she speaks again, after what seems like a long while, it sounds like you picked the right choice for now - the explosive anger in the corrupted goddess disappearing like vapor, replaced wth a quiet melancholy.

"You know what that is, Homura-chan? That's guilt. Cut and dried case. End of." She squints at you, as if trying to discern if your confession was enough to satisfy her. "Huh, there's a thing, isn't it? You can actually still feel guilt, Homura-chan, who would've thought? I mean, you've never really shown any remorse for anything you did, and whenever you did it was really just you pretending to actually give a rat's ass for all the people you fucked over."

It's here, then, that Pinky smiles. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say there was actually hope for you, Homura-chan. But then again, if there was, then you wouldn't be here, right? I wouldn't be here, too."

Pinky looks down at you again, before nodding to herself. A brief flash of amber staining her completely-black eyes. "...Fine, Homura-chan. While I'm in a better mood, I'll answer one single question truthfully. No cryptic bullshit that you're really crap at figuring out this time."

You look up at Pinky, your eyes widening as you see the amber flashing across her eyes once more. Her bloody, threadbare-frilled costume briefly replaced by a tattered white gown made to be worn by an actual goddess in the sky, before returning back to the damnable frill-infested tutu.

What...what the fuck is happening? Is Pinky...?

"I'm waiting, Chiaki Matsuda."

...Holy shit. This is...

This isn't Pinky anymore.

This is the Blessed Lady.

What do you ask?

[]Who am I?
[]Where is the nearest Golden Weapon I need to find?
[]Are Mami's boobs real? Please tell me they are.
[]Will I be able to save everyone?
[]Other.

>>39069558
Yeah, but why would you read them?

>>39069571
>[X]Will I be able to save everyone?

>>39069571
[X]Will I be able to save everyone?

>>39069571
>[X]Who am I?

>>39069571
> Who am I?
Someone get the Scrubs gif

>>39069571
Who am I?

>>39069571
[X]Will I be able to save everyone?

>>39069571
>[X]Where is the nearest Golden Weapon I need to find?

>>39069571
[x] Who am I

>>39069571
>[X]How do I save everyone?

>>39069571
>[X]Where is the nearest Golden Weapon I need to find?

>>39069571

[x]Who am I?

>>39069571
> who am I

>>39069571
>[]Who am I?
We know the answer to this, more or less.
>[]Where is the nearest Golden Weapon I need to find?
Nearest would probably mumi, and that's big trouble.
>[]Are Mami's boobs real? Please tell me they are.
Can be verified independently
>[]Will I be able to save everyone?
Yuma's dead, so the answer is no.

that only leaves one choice.

>[X] Are any Golden weapons currently abandoned, and if so where are they?

>>39069571
>[X]Where is the nearest Golden Weapon I need to find?

>>39069571
>[x]Who am I?

>>39069571
>[x]Who am I?

>>39069571
>[x]What do you need of me?

>>39069571
[X] Do you really want me to kill you?

[x] "Who own Golden Weapons can I get easily without hurting anyone or losing anyone?"

(One question, huge payoff!)

>>39069571
[x]Other
[x] "What have I done?"

Who we are is irrelevant - We're Chiaki Matsuda. Our actions make us who we are.

The Golden Weapons will come to us.

Mami's Mamis are not irrelevant, but we can find that out ourselves.

And you can never save everyone.

>>39069651
You really think it's that easy?

>>39069571
>[x]Who owns a golden weapon that will willingly give it to me without a struggle?
Because the Prophet was 'near', and look how much trouble she was.

>>39069571
>Does Pinky know you're still in there?

>>39069571
[x]Other.
"What do I do with the Golden Weapons when I get all of them together?"

>>39069571
[X]Why does everyone keep saying Midori is dangerous?

>>39069571
>How much does Mami know?

>>39069375
We should have secured Wendy's support.

>>39069571
>[X]Other
>"When will I die?"
She's got the capability of breaking the fourth wall, after all. Let's use it.

>>39069708
Wield them all at once, of course. We'll probably have to find Dr. Madaraki and ask her for some extra arms.

>>39069571
>[X]Are Mami's boobs real? Please tell me they are.
Guys come on here

>>39069571
>[]Will I be able to save everyone?

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>>39069571
>[X]WHO IS THE NECO
>[X]WHY DOES SHE NYAA

>>39069571
>[X]Where is the nearest Golden Weapon I need to find?
The only really useful question we can ask. It might ping Mami or the mask at the cult.
Is the golden mask that Wendy saw in that one writeup at the cult? I never kept track of where that fucking thing was. Maybe Nicole still has it.

Other questions are... less helpful.
>Who am I?
"You are you" bullshit.
>Are Mami's boobs real? Please tell me they are.
Vital information, but we need this confirm this thoroughly in person.
>Will I be able to save everyone?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

>>39069571
[X]Who am I?

I've seen the Transcendent One, she looks just like me, why? Pinky, WHY!? WHY THIS? bweh... *break down crying*

>>39069571
>[x]Who owns a golden weapon that will willingly give it to me without a struggle?
I like this option

>>39069571
>[]Where is the NEXT Golden Weapon I need to find?

Nearest might not be best

>>39069571
>[x] How can I save you?

>>39069571
[X]Who am I?

>>39069796
This

>>39069571
>>[X]Who am I?

>>39069571
Who should I kill once I have all the golden weapons?

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>>39069571
[X]Will I be able to save everyone?

>>39067902
It's a direct reference to an old video game with a pretty great story.

>>39069631
No, we don't. Everyone that we're trying to deal with SAYS we're homu-homu but we have zero proof of that.

>>39069834
Yes, but it's too cool for that slut.

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>>39069571

Who am I?
Can I conceal myself forevermore?
Pretend I'm not the girl I was before?
And must my name until I die
Be no more than an alibi?
Must I lie?
How can I ever face my fellow men?
How can I ever face myself again?
My soul belongs to Her, I know
I made that bargain long ago
She gave me hope when hope was gone
She gave me strength to journey on

Who am I?

Who am I?

>>39069571
[X]Which other entities exist that are also "Homura Akemi"?

>>39069862
GOAT song

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>>39069571
[x]Who am I?

[X]Why does everyone keep saying Midori is dangerous?

>>39069834
I know but she doesn't deserve it.

>>39069887
Homura, Pinky, Midori, Kyouko, Jackie Cha--

Fuck.

>>39069917
The Transcendent One has done nothing wrong.

>>39069571
>[]Where is the nearest Golden Weapon I need to find?

saving people was what lead to these events in the first place

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>>39069862
And at this, we lose.

>>39069912
It's not Midori, it's that "Green Hair is the Danger"
At this particular point if could be the fucking spymaster for all we know.
...That would actually make some sense actually. Last thing we need right now is a spy to learn we're Akemi Homura and pass that little tidbit down the grapevine to an incubator.

[X] What can change the nature of a man?

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>>39070031
A miserable little pile of secrets!

[X] Tell me about the green hair. Why is it the danger!?

>>39070084
If I took off your bow would you cry?

>>39070113
It would be extremely painful.

>>39070084
She's a big girl. And tall.

>>39070130
You're a big girl.

>>39070135
>>39070144
>>39070144

For nyaaaaaaa

>>39070144
For you.

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>>39070031
>A beautiful women, Midori. As you changed me

What happened to NECO? She's barely been funposting in the threads lately.

>>39070258
Shhhhhhhh. Don't call the Devil...

>>39070258
I'm right here.

I still do the banners, man.

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>>39070258
Rolled up catnip with these non-canon write-ups, nyaa.
Fuckin' blazed, nyaa.

>>39070290
this is true though

>>39070300
Guess what, cat?
I trade important information for ludicrous amounts of copulation. Are you up for it?

>>39070359
I too have the internet

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>>39069752

>>39070388
Drat, double drat, my clever plan has been foiled yet again!

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>>39070359
Only if you take responsibility anyon.

>>39070593
I would pay for all the children. Every single one, plus extra.

>>39070593
NECO x Wendy?

>>39070861
No. Wendy is exclusive property of Chiaki, along with Midori

>>39070882
That doesn't mean we can't add NECO to the harem. In fact, if we don't add NECO to the harem I'll probably shitpost in every thread about how everyone but me is a fuckup who doesn't take this quest seriously.

>>39070882
And Mami

>>39070924
Does that need saying when everyone is Mami's property?

>>39070919
NECO pls. Put your name back on.

>>39070919
>wendy and midori's face when chiaki grudgefucks neco so hard she can't stand, let alone walk
Remember, even chiaki's noodly arms can break handcuffs.

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>>39071257

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Is Decu kill?
What ritual shall we use this time?

>>39071312
We wait...we are 29 posts now from autosage...so we calm our posting.

>>39071312
Remember His development from Denoodly to Decuddly to Deswole.

>>39071012
Hatesex is the best sex.

>>39071012
Mami's boyfriend is a brave man

>>39071257
>Sayaka's expression.
I know exactly where that bat is going.

>>39071286
What would sex but no nudity be?

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>>39071257

>>39071481
Literally the first thing in google.

>>39071481
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1621324

>>39071481
IQDB

>>39071481
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/961742#search=Mami_Tomoe

Decu?

>>39071481
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2173449
Hitose Rin

>>39071473
Difficult

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>>39069195
>TFW you look for the full version of that pic and find out that is the full version.

Great thread you got here, Decu.

>>39071473
skin-tight latex and a hitachi wand. or the latex suit has strategic holes.

>>39071602
Or skirts and strategic camera angles

>>39071580
At least the artist is good when he isn't drawing penises.

Decu draws much better penises then him.

I think Decu is kill. Once again.

Following this quest is suffering.

>>39071602
>>39071623
No, what rating would it be on the 1-5 chart?

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>>39071650

Pic related?

>>39071653
Clothed sex would still be sex, so it would be between 4 and 5.

>>39071650
Go look at decu's penis, its pretty good.

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4511927

Why is decu listed as invader?

>>39071728
Everyone should look at decu's penis

>>39071806

That's what his username was on pixiv when he started there.

>>39071815
>>39071728
I sure hope this is serious

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>>39071890
4 inches, Asian, and bulging from steroid abuse?

Cooldown, I'm sure you have info on decu's penis.

>>39071921
Who are you quoting?

>>39071961
I'll give you a straight quote from the deleted post.

>Do I look like I'm kidding?

>His penis is a maginficent, mighty tower that juts out of the ground, making the women around the world shudder

[circlejerking intensifies]

>>39072005
You're not trying to say that the entirety of MGNQ isn't a giant circlejerk endeavor, are you?

>>39072005
Well, at least we're not Banished Quest.

>>39072021
Story time.

>>39072021
Really? I've noticed massive circlejerking here, while very little of it over there.
And I've been following both since beginning. What made you say this anon?

Chikuwa incoming

>>39072030
>>39072038
I'm more referring to the fact that there's very little disagreement, while in Banished Quest, people can disagree about anything and everything.

>>39072052
Who is best waifu?

>>39072052
I disagree with that.

>>39072052
>>39072064
Chryssa a shit. Darzi best girl.

>>39069603 >>39069609 >>39069618 >>39069610

You wrack your brains for the one question you've always wanted to know the answer to. To be able to fucking get a straight answer for once - you have a feeling that whatever had dropped this chance on your lap, it'll be a long fucking time before it came around again. You have to make this one count, or else you won't be able to sleep thinking about what could have been.

"Who am I?" You ask the amber-eyed maiden standing above you like a deity of old about to bestow her blessings upon her most fervent followers. "Who the fuck am I?"

Pinky - no, the Blessed Lady - blinks at you slowly, before shaking her head. "Of all the questions you had to ask, Chiaki, that was the one you picked? The one question you've already been given so many answers to?" She gives you a small smile. "The Nameless One. Girl A. Murderface. Kong. Chiaki Matsuda. Akemi Homura. The Angel Slayer." The pink-haired goddess cites each name of yours in turn, her eyes glinting with amusement at some and in dark cynicism in some others - but you notice at how she winces at the last.

"Pick any one of them and fully adopt it as your own, and no one can accuse you of lying. For each one holds a nugget of truth on who you truly are, and--"

You shake your head furiously, cutting her off, your words leaving your throat in a desperate, throaty snarl. She promised! She promised no more cryptic bullshit! You want to fucking know who you actually are! For fuck's sake, even the Blessed Lady can't give you a straight answer on just that?! Does the fucking universe NEED to make you its fucking toilet so fucking much?!

The Blessed Lady shakes her head mournfully. "I wish I could have a better answer for you, Chiaki. But that's what keeps popping up no matter where I look, and even the Akashic Realm thinks that all those names apply to you, all of the same time. I'm, I'm really sorry..."

[1/2]

>>39072064

Best waifu is whoever you think is worst waifu.

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>>39072064
Wendy.

>>39072085

...Christ. So you DID just fucking waste your one good question on something that you could've asked Pinky yourself and gotten a better answer to, then. You let out a hollow laugh, the sound issuing from your ruined throat like the rasping of a rusty knife against a jagged whetstone. Just like you to do something so stupid. For fuck's sake--

"--Ask Wendy Cooldown about her friend, Nicole Touchdown." The Blessed Lady murmurs solemnly as you feel one of her hands alight gently on your shoulders. "She'll tell you all about the next Golden Weapon you'll need to find. Just tell her that she's a good girl afterwards and she won't feel so bad after."

You turn back to look at her, eyes wide. She smiles tightly at you, before continuing. Seemingly reading your mind of the other questions you had other than what you actually asked, and answering them.

"They're as real as you want them to be. Like everything about Mami, it's not about what's actually there, but what you feel should be there."

"Saving everyone is suicide. It can't be done, not without great personal cost. It's a heartless and thankless job, and at the end of the day no one will remember you for it."

"And no, Chiaki-san, jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. But if the jet fuel was already on fire, then that's another matter entirely."

...That's...wait, you don't even know what the last question came from! But you thought you only could get one of them answered straight--

"And you did, Chiaki-san." The Blessed Lady giggles, before stepping back. "I only answered one of them as clearly as I can, and the rest...well, maybe I didn't sprinkle as much cryptic bullshit as I was supposed to. But even someone like me knows how to abuse loopholes, especially when the need calls for it." Her smile falters here. "...You literally picked the worst option, so I thought I'd give you something extra to go on. Like a neat consolation prize!"

[2/3]

>>39072108
>Like everything about Mami, it's not about what's actually there, but what you feel should be there."

So she really is missing her head, too.

LITERALLY PICKED THE WORST OPTION.

>>39069753
>>39069661
>>39069631

Fucking told you people, anon.

>>39072108

...O-oh. Well...that's...I suppose that turned out all right for you in the end, anyway.

The Blessed Lady nods. "Don't be afraid to make risky choices every now and then, Chiaki-san, but don't stray too much from what you originally decided to do, either. All your choices, big or small, will matter in the end, and when the time comes when you're staring your own doom in the face, you'll be happy to find out that everything you've fought for will see everything else through."

That's...that's comforting to know, you suppose.

"It's the best news I can give anyone so far, not just you, Chiaki-san." Pinky - no, Madoka, smiles. "And don't worry about Yuma-chan, alright? She knows what she was doing, and she gave her life willingly. Don't let her sacrifice be in vain."

You won't.

Madoka smiles again, wider this time, and you have the feeling it's the first time she'd ever smiled so happily for a long while. "Alright. Now, before I turn back into my, um, naughty side, I can tell you about something that'll happen to someone important to you in the future. No guarantees just when it'll happen or who it'll involve, but when it does, at least you'll be prepared for it. Understand?"

You nod. Madoka smiles again, before waving her hand in front of her. Three portraits manifest in the air before you - one with the grinning face of Kyoko, the other with the blushing face of Midori, and the other with the scowling face of Wendy.

"These are the ones with the most points you have right now, Chiaki-san, so you can pick one you'd like to get the hint about. ...And no, before you ask, I can't abuse any loopholes here. This is all I can give you, I'm afraid."

...Ah. Well...

Who do you want the hint to be about?

[]Kyoko.
[]Midori.
[]Wendy.
[]Pinky.

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>>39072108
>literally picked the worst option

>>39072179

And instead of getting one answer and nothing on the others we got four answers, almost all of which are helpful.

>>39072108
>"Like everything about Mami, it's not about what's actually there, but what you feel should be there."
She doesn't have a heart.

>"It can't be done, not without great personal cost"
Well, there so happen to be many of us.

>>39072200
>[]Wendy

>>39072200
[X]Midori.

I finally want a clear answer on that damn green thing!

>>39072200
>[]Wendy.

>>39072179
No, anon, don't you get it? This is like the gold axe/silver axe thing. By picking the most humble, honest question, we got answers to ALL of them!

>>39072200
>[x]Pinky

>>39072200
[X]Pinky.

>>39072200
>[X]Midori.

>>39072200
>[x]Midori
Is Green hair the danger?!

>>39072200
>[]Midori.

>>39072200
>[x]Pinky.

>>39072200
>[x]M'dori

>>39072200
>[x]Midori.