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You hold your severed arm aloft, waving it over your head. “Anybody need a hand? I've got a spare. No, but seriously. Who want's a souvenir?” You're met with horrified stares and silence, but you're not one to be discouraged. “Come on! How many of you can honestly say that possess a man's severed limb? You could hang it above your hearth! It would make for a great conversational piece!”

Despite your encouragement, nobody seems particularly interested in your severed arm. Still, you don't want to have to lug this thing around all day and you don't want Ricky to know how tasty your flesh is. You're left with only one recourse. You cross the room to stand in front of the strange combination of desk and chair which the Elven girl who sat in the very front of the classroom.

She refuses to make eye contact as you set you severed limb down on her desk, winking before you turn your attention to Demetrios. “I'll be in the library, find me there once you've finished with these-” You gesture vaguely towards the class as a whole. “-incompetents and we'll discuss this little endeavor of ours.”

Demetrios rubs his eyes wearily, but you notice he's smiling despite himself. “Yes, yes. Of course. Now, if you would be so kind may I return to teaching my students?”

You take that as your cue to leave and make for the exit. Throwing the door wide and stepping out into the hallway beyond you're greeted by a small crowd which has gathered outside. Most of its members are staring you with a mix of curiosity and horror. You're not sure what the big deal is. Haven't they ever seen a blood-soaked foreigner stumble out of a room which was filled with screaming only moments before?

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They don't quite seem to know what to make of you, since the room behind you seems otherwise undamaged and none of the students were harmed. Their momentary confusion offers you an opportunity to shoulder your way through the crowd. An opportunity you take. After all, the last thing you need is these savages getting violent, then you might actually need to kill a few of them. That would just be more effort than it's worth.

You manage to reach the stairs unaccosted. From there it's a short walk down to the first floor and through the halls to the library just on the other side of the entry hall. You find that at this hour it's fairly crowded, students huddling around tables and amidst cushions to commune in hushed tones with one another about whatever it is students talk about. You neither know nor care, to be perfectly honest. Fortunately the section of scrolls, tomes, and tablets reserved exclusively for full fledged Vatis is practically deserted, and you're quick to seclude yourself within. The librarian gives you no trouble.

>Browse the shelves for something new to read.
>Read a something from your cloak
>Write-in

>>39093840
>>Browse the shelves for something new to read.
Sup Soma

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>>39093840
>Browse the shelves for something new to read.

>>39093840
>Read a something from your cloak

We really should finish up with varistha's notes&research, theres likely to be some useful information in them still.

>>39093840
>Browse the shelves for something new to read.

>>39093840
Are we still covered in blood?

>>39093840
>Browse the shelves for something new to read.

>>39093840
>>Browse the shelves for something new to read.
armor manuals

>>39093840
Wasn't there also a secret library?

>>39094016
Yes.

>>39093939
Not much, Anon.

>>39094041
>>39094012
>>39093971
>>39093939
>>39094084
>Something new

>>39094012
>Something old.

>>39094088
That's the area you're in, the reserved section. It's not really secret, just only available to full fledged Vatis.

Roll me 1d100. I'll take the first three rolls.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39094127
ds

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>39094127

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>39094127

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39094127
next

table right?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>39094164
>>39094158
You guys suck.

>>39094158
>>39094164
>>39094177
Wew lad. Writin'

>>39094179
Yeah, on a table.

>>39094188
So good or bad?

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>>39094127
>Yes

https://youtu.be/xESrx1EFj6I

For entertainment

>>39094206
Neither, really. 1-5 is something interesting, 16-25 is nothing. 26-30 is something sorta useful, I guess.

Just be patient.

logging IP

Postin

does anyone know why the fuck this sticky keeps on coming up?

>>39094413
No but I hate the little bastard with a passion.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39094235
Fucking Australians

>>39094413
No fucking clue. Got this ugly little blue tack that i cant fucking remove.

>>39094413
What sticky?

>>39094413
>>39094426
>>39094430
Doesn't show up if you use 4chan X.

Logging my ip

right IP things

>>39094426
Eh, I find it vaguely amusing, too bad it seems to only have the two blurbs, it could be far more amusing/annoying if you could close it and it just reappears with something new.

>>39094623
Yeah, I wouldn't mind that but it's just repeating the same things over and over again. It's just redundant

>>39094188
Could we also try to find Art of Focus?

I wonder if chrys would be down for some amputation play?

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You're in the mood for something new. Something exotic. Something to expand your literary horizons. Wandering the shelves you ran your fingers along the spines of innumerable ancient tomes, looking for something which struck your fancy. They're organized by language written in and subject, but whatever section you managed to wander into hadn't been organized in some time indeed. You find a cookbook written in a language you'd never seen before, and a book written in phonetic Samjan using the Rhynian alphabet which seemed to relate to just where it was the mind resided within the body. The author suggested the stomach.

It was there that you discovered a strange tome, obviously ancient beyond belief. It stood out for its texture. The leather was old and cracked, clearly ancient beyond belief. Some parts had flaked away to reveal the binding beneath. Yet despite this it was as fine as the leather on any newly bound book you'd ever held. Soft and supple as the skin of a calf. There was no title and the once elaborately decorated cover had chipped and flaked away over the years. The gold filigree remained, but the paints of various shades had long since faded.

Gently pulling back the front cover you found that the parchment was similar in many ways to the cover. It was the finest parchment you'd ever seen, a pale brown in coloration rather than the usual off white. It was devoid of the hair follicles, scarring, veins, blemishes, or tears one might expect to find on a piece of ancient parchment. It had remained flexible despite being squashed within the binding for who knows how many centuries. Truly, a marvel.

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The text itself was in a dialect of Ancient Samjan that you only barely recognized. You could read it, but it was difficult. The grammar was odd, and it had a few cases that modern Samjan lacked. Plus, some of the spelling was off and some words didn't mean what their modern equivalents do. Despite these difficulties you manage to make out that it seems to relate to what it calls the “Shaping Arts”. You're not quite sure what to make of it from your brief glimpse at its contents.

Tucking the strange tome under one arm you continued your search, this time in a better maintained section of the reserved section. There you discovered a slender codex written in Rhynian, a brief history of the Rhynian Empire starting with the Voibardian Conquest.

You brought both books to an isolated table set next to one of the library's towering windows and now find yourself in the terrible predicament of trying to decide between the two. On the one hand, the strange tome has incited your curiosity. On the other, if the Voibardians truly are the ancestors of the raiders which now plague the coast it might do you well to learn more about them.

>Read the strange tome.
>Read “A Brief History of Rhynia”
>Write-in

>>39094857
>>Read the strange tome.
What are these Shaping arts?

>>39094857
>>Read the strange tome.

>>39094857
>Read the strange tome.

>>39094857
>Read the strange tome.

>>39094857
>Read the strange tome.
Damn i was too late to put the list down.
Can we do another search after this?
>Manuals for armours
>Information about the desert
>Information about the jungle
>Golem making book
>Any relevant info about dragons
>more metas/effects
>meditating books
>Books about gems/cores

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>>39094836
>Reverse image search leads to the wiki article on anthropodermic bibliopegy
>The practice of binding books in human skin.
That shit is real?

>>39094911
Yes. human makes a very nice leather

>>39094857
Wait a second this is a book on shape shifting, calling it now.

>>39094909
Can we actually search for specific books? Seems like we just find them at random every time

>>39094857
>Read the strange tome.
SHAPESHIFTING TIME

>>39094963
I remember the last time we were here we searched for books on certain subjects.

>>39094963
Ask the librarian?

>>39094857
>>Read the strange tome.

>Strange tome
Writin'

>>39094950

Although its shit for making boots.

I honestly can't for the life of me figure out why people want to shapeshift

>>39095029
Bah, was just about to void for history, not that it would have made a difference.

>>39095036
Someone in Iceland made pants from the lower half of some dude which he tanned. Penis and all.

>>39095044
Vote*

>>39095039
I myself not a fan of it, but i don't feel like reading the other book.
I'm hoping its something else entirely.

>>39095039
It's cool, and would be useful for Zahak.

>>39095057
Are you really having this conversation right instead of writing?

>>39095057

I can't imagine them being any good for work pants. Human skin isn't tough enough.

>>39095092
The dragon needs to be a bit insane first.

>>39095068
>Not voiding your bowels for history.
And you call yourself a fan.

>>39094963
This place does have librarian.

>>39095117
Eh, not necessarily.

>>39095128
Its helps a great deal, soma confirmed it.

>>39094857
Can we get rid of the blood?

>>39095039

I don't care for it, but I like having the knowledge.

>>39095178
Why would we want to do that?

Hint: Why would a not very sane person want to do that.

>>39095178
Why?

>>39095178
We can use it though.

>>39095178
Seconded

>>39095178
It's just a little blood Anon, I don't see the big deal.

>>39095202
We do that shit even when we're (relatively) sane. See the entire arc where we were at the water temple.

>>39095178
nah i'm good.

>>39095202
Insane does not equal stupid

I like the blood where it is.

Quit oppressing blood-kin.

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>>39095289
Why would we care?

>>39095313
I prefer our blood inside our body

>>39095320
Because we're not glibbering mongoloids. Though I don't suppose that applies to you, retard.

>>39095178
Only if we do it by drinking it.

>>39095352
No why would Mik care, not why would you care anon.

>>39095368
That's pretty fucking edgy.

>>39095352
>Banished questers aren't glibbering mongoloids.

You all right there m8?

>>39095320
What purpose does it serve to have our new traveling clothes to be covered in blood?

>>39095434
None, but would mik care about it right now?

>>39095450
Yes.

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>>39095460
why?

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>>39095450
To not look like he just shanked a guy in a alleyway?
To haggle better?

>>39095489
Because I say so as a player, and miks actions and personality reflect the choices of players.

Are you new to this whole quest thing, anon?
fuck you you obtuse little retarded shit

>>39095533
the blood should help with haggling, like it did for Chryss.

>>39095542
Mik already has a built character that the players choices revolve around.

Are you new to this whole Banished quest thing, anon?
you goddamn cockgurgling retard

>>39095610
Fuck you.

>>39095654
Shut the fuck up you retarded cock diddler.

You push the history of Rhynia to the side, pulling the strange book towards you and gently easing open the cover. It takes you an inordinate amount of time to scan through each page, translating the ancient text as you go. Slowly a picture begins to develop of just what these “Shaping Arts” really are. It seems as though, at some point in the distant past, there was a sect of magic users who secluded themselves in the mountains which run across northern Pidjata. You wouldn't really call them Vatis, as their magical tradition is quite clearly separate from the one you're familiar with.

Shaping magic did not have any concept of elements, or effects, or metamagics. It was very primitive in a way. It was primarily an internal magic, rather than an external one. That is to say it seems to have usually affected the self, rather than the world. Most of these first few pages are dedicated to discussing the “Shaping of the Mind”. According to this book, manipulating one's own mind was the first step towards mastering the Shaping Arts.

To you, it sounds like metal magic. The book discuses ignoring pain, blocking outside influences, and giving the caster a greater ability to focus. Well, the book doesn't quite term it that way. If you were to take the text directly, it would translate to something like 'allowing the caster to better force himself into the world around him'. However, you're sure it's just a matter of the language being clumsy or you failing to grasp some grammatical concept. It essentially means allowing one to better focus on task at hand, you think. However, it also discusses the mind as if it were a weapon. It mentions the ability to project one's mind into the body of another, subsuming their own mind and adding their knowledge to your own. You're not really sure what to make of it, if you're being honest. No such talent ought to be possible according to what you know of magic.
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Frankly you feel like you're missing context. As if this book wasn't really intended for those unversed in the shaping arts, as it terms them. It uses jargon you're unfamiliar with seemingly at every turn. Words you've never seen before nor heard of, that are completely unlike other words you know. There are annotations on every page written in what you think might be some sort of shorthand, you can't read the writing. Absentmindedly you wonder whether or not you might manage to retrieve a book intended for beginners from some lost enclave in the mountains.

You're just getting into a section entitled 'Shaping the Flesh' when someone slaps you lightly on the back. You jump, but it's merely Demetrios. He greets you amicably. “Mikhael! There you are. You still haven't washed yourself off?”
>Strange Book: (3/17 Chapters Read)

You glance down at your clothes, finding that the blood which soaked them has long since dried and they cling to your skin uncomfortably. You use a touch of water magic to wash them out, evaporating the red-tinged remnants of the water you used to do so. “It slipped my mind, I started reading and the rest of the world sort of just seemed to melt away.” You glance towards the towering window adjacent the table, finding that the sun has set while you were reading. “Anyway, ready to get some dinner?”
>The date has changed, it is currently the 8th of Svarthi in the year 936NH

Demetrios nods. “Sure, sure. I've got a place in mind. It's near the south wall, a small cafe. Popular, from what I've heard. I've been meaning to try their food for quite some time. Shall we go?”

>Sure, that sounds fine.
>You were actually thinking of eating somewhere a little nicer...
>Who needs food? You should get drinks instead.
>Actually, why even go out? Can't he just hand you the promissory note here?
>Write-in

Man, I need to find better artwork for Demetrios.

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>>39095802
>Sure, that sounds fine.

>>39095802
>Sure, that sounds fine.

>>39095802
>>Sure, that sounds fine.

>>39095802
Sounds fine to me, let's fucking go

>>39095802
>>You were actually thinking of eating somewhere a little nicer...

>>39095802
>Sure, that sounds fine.

>>39095802
>>Sure, that sounds fine.
why not.

>Sure, sounds fine
Writin'

>>39095802
>>Sure, that sounds fine.

>>39095778
>'allowing the caster to better force himself into the world around him'
I think this could be a good focus for a meditation. We should meditate on this and on possible methods we could use to further 'ourselves into the world around us'. It would probably reveal a good meditation (for metal) method to us.

Maybe something like focusing to make the existence and sanity of ourselves stronger for animals, plants and the whole world around us. Basically to make Mik resistant to outside influence.

Soma, I just caught up to the quest, holy fuck this is great. Seriously enjoying your writing and please never stop.

>>39095802
I'll help you our give me a description of the fucker

Basically it's psionics.

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>>39096024
This is an alt I just found for him that I think suits him a little better. Generally speaking I'm looking for
>Sharp, angular facial features
>Black hair
>Not an elf
>Sorta/kinda vaguely feminine.

>>39096062
So an elf without the pointy ears.

>>39096062
If you want I can edit an elf's ears for you.

>>39096062
>feminine
Time to rev up that dick mik, you can obviously get a bigger share of you turn him into your fuck slut, also the black Mail of him being "raped" by a shadowy figure in an alleyway would be wonderful.
Come on mik, when have I led you wrong

>>39096150
Entity pls

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>>39096103
Working on editing this for now, tell me if you want a different elf.

>>39096150
>when have I led you wrong
>The Mask
Anon please

>>39096159
Too warrior-y. At least I think so.

Just a suggestion but once we finish up with all this stuff I think we should go back and have the gang learn different elements in magic. Because it's only once they reach their cap level that they're limited and get the maluses.
Unconfirmed but that's how I took it.

>>39096062
don't they have two pictures that fit it in Pillars of eternity?
I remember one is a portrait ,and the other is the elf.

>>39096150
Insanity makes this quest so much more fun.

>>39096199
I strongly disagree
Miks getting a little too lolsorandom for me

>>39096232
For you

>>39096266
>still baneposting 3 years after the movie came out

>>39096292
you must have never went to /sp/, and /tv/ where shitty jokes thrive and live.

>>39096232
>if something occurs and I don't like it, it's stupid and dumb!

>>39096376
I'm just stating my own opinion anon. Sorry it made you so salty

>>39096441
>someone disagreed with me? LMAO I WAS JUST SPEAKING MY MIND XDDDDDD U MAD BRO???!!

>>39095831
>that bottom pic
She slipped a finger up the bear's bum I bet

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>>39096178
I'll just dump a few characters that sorta vaguely fit the description, tell me if anyone fits and I'll try and edit it.

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>>39096504
Keep in mind I can edit hair and ears, maaaybe some slight facial features.

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>>39096062
Got this fucker

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>>39096531
>>39096062
And this fucker

>>39096482
Wow. Contain your aspergers

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>>39096529

>>39096531
This one looks pretty good.
I can make the hair darker if Soma wants.

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>>39096560
I just remembered Soma used the last one for one of the pirates.

>>39096557
Friendly reminder to ignore huge faggots in BQ

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>>39096579
Tell me if you found one you like or if you're not interested so I'm not wasting my time.

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>>39096607

>>39096579
>>39096560
He said not an elf.

>>39096629
Can be de-elfed

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>>39096627

>>39096629
I can edit the ears.

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>>39096649

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>>39096666

>>39096645
Eww.

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>>39096690

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>>39096719
That's what I found so far, only looked through about a fifth of my folder though.

>>39096719
None of these are vaguely feminine

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>>39096752
You want feminine? Heres your fucking feminine

>>39096752
Eh, some of the elves are.
And I did say it only kinda vaguely fit.

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>>39096743
Found this one I can edit the hair on.

>>39096792
Back to writing, fool.

Come to thing of shouldn't we look for books that focus on studies of the mind to help with mind magic?

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>>39096836

>>39096846
I'm not Soma...

>>39096846
You might be retarded anon. Sorry you had to find out like this

>>39096847
>thing of
*think of it

>>39096873
>>39096857
He said I, so i assumed he was Soma cause Soma said the same thing he was refering to.

>>39096899
Soma has a trip anon. Have you never noticed it?

>>39096836
>awoooooo
>not now momo

>>39096899
I was referring to when I said the characters I'm dumping only vaguely fit the description in>>39096504

>>39096908
Sometimes he drops it

I'm pretty sure Mik has crossed over from 7 to 8 on the insanity 0-10 scale.

They don't quite seem to know what to make of you, since the room behind you seems otherwise undamaged and none of the students were harmed. Their momentary confusion offers you an opportunity to shoulder your way through the crowd. An opportunity you take. After all, the last thing you need is these savages getting violent, then you might actually need to kill a few of them. That would just be more effort than it's worth.

You take that as your cue to leave and make for the exit. Throwing the door wide and stepping out into the hallway beyond you're greeted by a small crowd which has gathered outside. Most of its members are staring you with a mix of curiosity and horror. You're not sure what the big deal is. Haven't they ever seen a blood-soaked foreigner stumble out of a room which was filled with screaming only moments before?

You find that at this hour it's fairly crowded, students huddling around tables and amidst cushions to commune in hushed tones with one another about whatever it is students talk about. You neither know nor care, to be perfectly honest.

These comments infer we have left the 7 and entered the 8.

High five.

>>39097028
I don't think so. Also stop acting like that's a good thing

>>39097028
Nope, still 7.

Goes to 6 tomorrow.

>>39097028
Jesus you are stupid.

You shrug your shoulders. “Sounds fine to me, you're the one who lives here after all. I'll trust your judgment.” You extract a length of cloth from your robe, folding it in on itself until you're left with a narrow strip. You set that in the crease of the pages and carefully shut the book, tucking it under your arm before rising to your feet. “I need to stop at the front desk and check this book out, real quick.”

Demetrios nods and the two of you make your way out of the stacks upon stacks of dusty old tomes. The two of you stop at the front desk, Demetrios vouching for you when you tell the Librarian that you're an accredited Master Vatis at the Academy of Anthus and you'll be damned if you're going to pay just to borrow a book. Considering your earlier performance and the fact you wandered into the library soaked in blood, the librarian decides not to argue. Your return date is the 9th of Svarthi at noon, roughly a day and a half from now.

Passing through the academy's main doors, which have been repaired since the events of this morning, you notice two Fire Vatis, or at least two apprentices, showing off with an elaborate display of dancing lights and twirling flames. Some voice in the back of your mind urges to douse them and water, and without really thinking about it you do so. A sheet of water manifest itself above the boy's heads only to fall to Earth a moment later, not only extinguishing their little light show but also soaking their robes. The two boys, enraged, start to look for the culprit. They don't think to question the foreigner wandering the grounds with one of the faculty.

(1/3)

You pass through the main gates, the guards saluting as Demetrios and yourself pass them by. At this time of night the city streets are crowded with pedestrians and carriages alike, men and women either returning to their homes and headed out on the town for a night of revelry. You can hear music drifting through the air, its origin the tightly packed confluence of streets simply dubbed the 'Entertainment District'. You find it vaguely amusing that it's located so close to the university.

Demetrios leads you past the entertainment district and into what seems to be more of a commercial area. Shops line the road on either side, some of their doors locked and lights extinguished but most still open. Tailors, cordwainers, restaurants, smithies, and all manner of other shops competed for the attention of the wealthy residence of the Upper District. Demetrios stopped in front of a small cafe. The interior of the establishment would barely fit more than a handful of people, but there was an expansive outdoor seating area covered by a heavy silk awning and surrounded by a bronze fence shaped into vaguely floral, or perhaps vine-like patterns.

Demetrios led you inside the cramped interior, a bell ringing quietly as you enter. The owner, a portly human man with a thick, impeccably groomed mustache appeared in a doorway leading to what you assume is the kitchen, a smudged apron thrown over his torso. He greets you amicably in Rhynian, his voice heavily accented though you can't figure out what his accent is. It's not like Bastien's accent, so he's not Aleamondian. You know that much.

(2/3)

>>39097082
So insanity also makes Mik an annoying troll I suppose

Demetrios orders some sort of special coffee with milk in it. You're not sure why he'd want to dilute his coffee. You just opt for boiled coffee, a style of coffee which is brewed in a small copper pot with sugar. It's served in a small glass cup with the coffee ground still in it. It's incredibly bitter, but there's nothing better if you're trying to wake yourself up or stay attentive. Demetrios also orders some sort of Elven dish, you're not really sure what to expect there.

The two of you take a seat at a metallic table in the covered seating area just outside the shop. It's fairly crowded, but not terribly so. As you make yourself comfortable, Demetrios reaches into his robes and withdraws a folded piece of paper sealed with wax. He slides the paper across the table to you. “There you are, that's your half of the profits so far from Siege. Three thousand, eight hundred, thirty five silver. Not bad, if I do say so myself. As I think I mentioned previously, our revenue stream is slowing but we're still doing quite well for ourselves.”

You break the wax seal and unfold the paper, finding a thin strip of paper within marked with some sort of coat of arms, you're not quite sure what the words say as they seem to be written in Elven. Regardless, it seems to be as Demetrios says. Three thousand eight hundred thirty five silver to be paid to the person of Mikhael Abdul-Hakim at his discretion from the account of Demetrios Zabat.

You tuck the note into your cloak, smiling broadly to your friend and associate. “A good first month, my friend. A fantastic first month. You have my thanks. My father ought to be sending a man to get in contact with you with his next shipment of cargo north. My family is in a bit of a predicament after we lost most of our fleet to a pirate attack, but we still have more than enough vessels to conduct trade. His participating ought to allow us to avoid annoyances like 'tariffs' and 'taxation'.”
(3/4)

>>39097082
Did we take both books?

It's then that your coffee arrives, along with two plates of some sort of stuffed pita dish. It's got meat, cheese, vegetables, and some sort of white sauce all wrapped within the bread. Demetrios had called them 'gyros'. Taking a bite, you find that you can't quite identify the meat. It taste mostly like lamb, but it lacks the sort of severity that lamb tends to carry with it, and there's a sweet aftertaste that seems to linger. Then again, that might be the sauce, or perhaps the caramelized onions. Regardless, you turn your thoughts to conversation.

>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>Just make small talk and eat. You got paid, that's what's important.
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.
>Write-in

>>39097113
nah we are basically master right now.>>39097158
>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.

>>39097028
Please stop acting like being more insane is a good thing. It's not, in any way.

>>39097158
>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.

>>39097158
>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.
Why are we suddenly so much worse at resisting crazy impulses? Our insanity hasn't increased recently

>>39097158
>>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.

>>39097082
>Some voice in the back of your mind urges to douse them and water
Seems like at 7 insanity the Entity is able to get us to do little things without Mik realizing it, but we still resist the big stuff.

>>39097158
>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.

>>39097158
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.

>>39097028
No.

You're fucking stupid.>>39097158
>>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.
Duh

>>39097196
Soma has said that he has been slacking, and will try to milk it before the ring drops us down again.
He confirmed the armour can stop these completely though.

>>39097158
>>Discuss various ideas you've had for Siege! Things like monsters, armies, lore, and the like.
>Go into more detail about the deal you made with your father, and what he ought to expect.

Passing through the academy's main doors, which have been repaired since the events of this morning, you notice two Fire Vatis, or at least two apprentices, showing off with an elaborate display of dancing lights and twirling flames. Some voice in the back of your mind urges to douse them and water, and without really thinking about it you do so. A sheet of water manifest itself above the boy's heads only to fall to Earth a moment later, not only extinguishing their little light show but also soaking their robes. The two boys, enraged, start to look for the culprit. They don't think to question the foreigner wandering the grounds with one of the faculty.

More and more proof of increasing insanity. He doesn't even try to rebuff the voice, he acts on it instantly. Ignore these increasingly occurring signs at Mik's peril. The crazed rush into the library, scaremongering in the classroom, no attempt to rebuff the "voice from the back of his head".

Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

>>39097249
That's dumb. He should at least be consistent with such an important mechanic

>>39097275
To me it atleast shows how much weaker the entity is, and should shut up the doomsayers saying the entity is getting stronger every day.

>>39097275
He will be. From now on.

Seems like ideas and info are the clear winner. Writin'

Man, I kinda want a gyro now.

>>39097295
Forgot to mention that she/he used to influence our emotions at 5 insanity, and now all it can do it a suggestion.
>>39097340
Its exist, its that soma used a different name.
one which i forgot

>>39097158
> Interrogate the cooks on how to make this meal, and about the strange flavours. Specifically, find out what kind of meat it is. Do we remember if Elves are Cannibals? Seems like something they might do, the savages.

>>39097158
So are Elves basically slavniggers who speak Greek?

>>39097275
I bet he just wants to make sure we go the the pavala next

>>39097363
Much like Greeks, the Elves can't pay denbts

>>39097357
Donairs, bitches.

But, like, American style and not shitty European Kebab style.

>>39097391
lol

>>39097251
>no attempt to rebuff the "voice from the back of his head".
Something as relatively innocent as putting out a fire isn't that big a problem.
>>39097295
The only reason the Pa'vala happened is because the entity had access to a million vys and a dead god. The entity itself is pretty weak.
>>39097378
Everything regarding the Pa'vala so far has pretty much said "if you go there and you will fucking die." So no I don't think he wants us to go there and I don't want to either even though I voted for it so hopeful we'll get to change our mind.

>>39097522
The putting out of the fire itself is innocent "fun" normally. It's not the event, it's the way he does it automatically without a second thought. It's developing a pattern where he just goes with whatever the entity puts forward as an action option.

Getting Mik acclimated to the little, easy, innocent stuff will make other things come easier as well. It's a process of subversion similar to putting a frog in a pot of water and slowly raising the temperature to boiling. The frog never leaves as he slowly becomes acclimated to the rising temps until its too late.

>>39097745
check to see if your theory is true the next day anon.

>>39097745
frog actually tries to get out, it's a myth

>>39097745
The entity would only be able to get Mik to do anything he perceives as a harmless prank. Nothing more.

>>39097817
We don't actually know. No modern experiment has properly recreated 19th century experiments. Both modern examples used heating rates which were far too rapid.

>>39097361
Oh my god. HAVE WE BEEN EATING ELF?

> Hrm, not bad.

Then tell Demetrios we're still fucking with him. While gently prodding a muscle with our knife to check the firmness.

>>39097847
Well guess I'll go get a fucking frog then.

>>39097849
Deme's muscle?

>>39097899
Anon...
No

>>39097899
Eh, it probably depends on the frog.
Do try it though and make sure to let us know the results.

>>39098036
Its not like it will suffer like the frogs who are made in food.

>>39097899
Do it. Keep us posted. For science

>>39097899
They're really not in season this time of year.

>>39098092
Really depends on where you are.

>>39098092
You can find a few in the swamps near my place.

You swallow your first bite of gyro and wash it down with a sip of coffee. You really find that the bitterness of the coffee compliments the sweetness of the gyro, it's quite a nice contrast. Pushing your food to the wayside for a moment, you address Demetrios. “Right, so. Ideas. I've been thinking over a Siege! expansion of some sort for a while now. I think it should be an entirely new book, in fact it pretty much has to be. We'll call it something like... oh, I don't know the 'Arena Master's Guide'.”

You pause to take another bite, covering your mouth to make it at least slightly less rude to speak with your mouth full. “Anyway, this expansion will have rules for things like Fire and Water armies that aren't entirely solid. I think we should say that pure fire soldiers should need to have some sort of fuel to feed off of, and this can be either magic or the bodies of the opposing army. We should also probably cook up some rules for a nature-based army, which shouldn't be all that hard.”

“Oh, and I think we should really be pushing premade figurines. Maybe hand out some free books and free armies as a promotional thing to get the word out to the common folk that this isn't just a game for nobles and Vatis. Obviously, since we're about to be exporting the game overseas, we should step up production. Bring on more Vatis and scribes if you have to. Water Vatis ought to be a little faster at copying books than your standard scribes, even if they're more expensive. We should be able to afford it.”

(1/2 or 3)

>>39098103
Not really, they're not in season in most places that have widespread internet this time of the year. It's next month when frogfoods kick off.

“I've also been thinking that we should create some sort of wider setting for the games to take place in. Like, faction politics and such. I've been thinking that we should have have a cartographer draw up a map of this fantasy world, and demarcate the borders of a kingdom for ice creatures, to which tribes of water creatures are subservient. Then there should be a kingdom for earth creatures to which metal creatures are subservient. Fire should be some sort of loose confederation of city-states, I think. Then I'm not quite sure what to do for Nature. Maybe a society of wandering nomads?”

You spend the next hour enjoying your meal and hashing out the details of this theoretical fictional setting with Demetrios. You concoct names for each of the nations and discuss themes for each faction's aesthetic. You decide that the Nature faction should be sort of based on tribes of nomadic Elves which generally engage in banditry and occasionally stop to sell their goods outside cities. The Earth faction will be based loosely on Samjan with the Metal faction being their golem servants. Meanwhile the Fire faction will be human while the Water faction will be based on stories of the ancient Voibardians.

After you've more or less fleshed out the setting, or fleshed it out enough for now at least, and you've both finished your meals you sit and chat for a while. You order a second coffee, while Deme elects to order a mug of hot spiced wine. You discuss your father, and the terms of the agreement you reached with him. You're very careful to illustrate just what a conniving bastard your father is, perhaps even more so than you. Hopefully Demetrios will have the good sense not to attempt to negotiate with the man and just stick with the terms you laid out.

(2/3)

Eventually you exhaust that topic and your conversation turns to small talk, which mostly comes in the form of Demetrios bitching about his students. You suppose it's good to let him vent, so you don't interrupt. Whoever this “Rochelle” girl is sounds like a real bitch, you can sympathize. However as the night wears on you start to wonder if the two of you ought to take your leave, or perhaps find a new venue to waste time in.

>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.
>You should go to a whorehouse, you need to get laid.
>You should go to the bank and cash this promissory note, you need to get paid.
>Eh, it's almost midnight. You still need to pick out your room in the staff apartments.
>Write-in

>>39098187
>You should go to a whorehouse, you need to get laid.

>>39098187
>You should go to the bank and cash this promissory note, you need to get paid.

>>39098187
>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.
Are banks really open at midnight?

>>39098187
>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.

>>39098187
>>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.
I'm both scared and excited to see insanity 7 Mik drunk

>>39098187
>>Eh, it's almost midnight. You still need to pick out your room in the staff apartments.
Get to the apartment and read some more of that book we started in the library.

>>39098187
>You should go to the bank and cash this promissory note, you need to get paid.

>>39098187
>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.
>Ask him how the princess is doing.

>>39098187
>Eh, it's almost midnight. You still need to pick out your room in the staff apartments.

>>39098187
>You should go to a whorehouse, you need to get laid.

>>39098187
>Eh, it's almost midnight. You still need to pick out your room in the staff apartments.

>>39098231
Yep, Yep, YEP. Banks are ALWAYS open at midnight for Mik the magic man!

>>39098220
In Pidjata, sure. They're open as late as the banking family is awake and one of their representatives is at home. In Anthus? Who knows.

>>39098187
>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.

>>39098187
>>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.

>>39098161
I'll just go to the forest and catch as many frog-like creatures as I can find.

>>39098187
>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.
>You should go to a whorehouse, you need to get laid.

>>39098187
>You should go to a whorehouse, you need to get laid.
>Ask him how the princess is doing.

>>39098266
Be careful of frog snakes, they're snakes which lure small hungry birds to them by mimicking the movements and colors of frogs. Without looking carefully you could be fooled as well, though they are not poisonous.

>>39098187
>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.
>You should go to a whorehouse, you need to get laid.
>You should go to the bank and cash this promissory note, you need to get paid.
Wouldn't a whore house have all three of these?

>>39098253
>>39098252
>>39098232
>>39098223
>>39098221
>>39098220
>>39098273
>Get a drink.

>>39098212
>>39098243
>>39098273
>>39098275
>Get a whore

>>39098246
>>39098234
>>39098229
>Go to bed

>>39098219
>>39098231
>Go to the bank

Writin' for booze and asking about princesses.
After this post I'mma run out and grab some dinner.

>>39098328
>Whore house
>Acting as a bank

>>39098187
>>You should go to a whorehouse, you need to get laid.

>>39098351
they have alot of money, and i bet you they would gladly want to keep money on themselves.
So if it isn't that far fetched.

>>39098329
I'm still wondering why people want to become degenerates just like the elves.

>>39098382
>>39098328
>>39098273
>>39098275
>>39098243
>>39098212
>Wanting to betray your waifu of choice

>>39098187
>You should go to a bar, you could really use a drink.
>Ask him how the princess is doing.

>>39098441
Well, I mean. Technically speaking Mik wouldn't see it as betrayal. It's totally kosher for a married dude to fuck whores in his society so long as he has less than four wives.

>>39098441
Mik has an itch that needs to be scratched, and none of the factions are willing to let it get scratched. my waifu is the girl mik thinks is a dike.

>>39098441
>Waifuing
Anyway. how is that betrayal exactly?

>>39098382
Found the degenerate.
>>39098441
What waifu? There is no one worth waifuing as far I care and Mik's culture allows polygamy.

>>39098490
damn, it didn't take much interaction for you to waifu her

>be bank rep
>trying to get some sleep in
>some fuck is pounding on the door
>ignore him he probably drunk
>suddenly my house is on fire and I hear a loud booming voice demanding the gold that is rightfully his
>black ethereal hands pull at my blankets and pinch at my skin
>there's a sound of what seems to be the world ripping in half
>get out of bed and rush outside
>house is fine
>there's a Samjan man smiling and asking me what's wrong
>he's tucking away an oud into his cloak
fucking anthus man

>>39098553
I like underdog stories.
Also i love/hate misunderstandings, and this ia pretty big one.

>>39098573
>mik is secretly a dragon

>>39098553
Banished Quest players have low standards.
>>39098591
Good for you anon.

>>39098573
let's please do this

>>39098573
Oh god no, it's gonna be the library all over again

>>39098573
This is why insanity is great, we just need to purge the entity so we can have fun free of risking turning into a mindless meat puppet

>>39098684
To honest the shaping arts might actually help with removing the entity.

>>39098629
>>39098684
fuck off insanityfags. Insanity isn't a good thing

Guys if we get the ability to shapeshift, how do you guys wanna change mik up? I personally wanna give him dragon teeth and horns, gotta look the part of dragon dad, also intimidation bonus to deem hagglings

>>39098718
Not saying it's a good thing, but that is something an insane person would do.
Anyway, we can just use nature/earth to build the bank again.

>>39098718
Yes it is shitler, just because your a no fun faggot doesnt mean you need to ruin it for everyone

>>39098718
Insanity is more of a mixed blessing really. It helps open up possibilities but has massive drawbacks.

>>39098725
Taller, mik must look the part of the superior specimen he is. But we gun earn that Adonis teir musculature through hard work

>>39098787
It's literally only good for enchanting. Which we never actually do

>>39098725
I'd like to go for broke and try to get some wings

>>39098808
It will be good for handling bad situations, and shape shifting.

>>39098725
>>39098821
No turning Mik into a mutant freak. Last thing we need is to ruin our PR.

>>39098573
Although this sounds hilarious, I want to actively vote against doing it. We don't need to go any more crazy than we have been.

>>39098836
>handling
that's a funny way to spell creating

>>39098852
>Ruin our PR
How is being known as the dragon man bad PR?

>>39098876
In most situations where mik would have been freaking out, he remained pretty calm.

>>39098899
That's because of his frosty trait

>>39098852
How would having wings ruin our PR?
Do you seriously not see the potential that has for our future?

>>39098879
How is looking like a mutant not bad PR? It doesn't matter what you think he looks like what matters is what the public thinks he looks like.

>>39098914
nah mik attributed it to his sanity.
I remember him saying something along the lines that this is a really serous situation, and i should be really worried, but i'm not that doesn't sound like frosty to me.

>>39098957
Jesus i need sleep.
Meant to separate that last part into a new sentence.

>>39098934
>How would having wings ruin our PR?
Wings on samjan are not normal thus we'll be branded as a mutant freak. We should leave change like that off until we really need them.

>>39098852
Why not shapeshift back to looking like people when we are in town, we can be like that one irish dude, the guy who was big and strong and went berserk and whooped ass, he killed a dog or something. Someone knows what I mean

>>39099057
Cu cuthlan? or however the fuck you spell his name.

>>39099092

Cú Chulainn is how it's spelled

>>39098291
Thanks!

>>39099092
Google says yes.
This is the beauty of the Internet, I can ramble about shit I only half remember and someone will understand

>>39098725
A second pair of arm could be useful, if we gonna get crazy.

being able to imitate other face in a way that most vatis probably can't detect could be useful too.

and of course we should have the standard strength augmentation for sex with chris

>>39099057
We should try to maintain our normal form as much as possible lest we forget it.

>>39099057
>>39099057
>family knows mik as the semi-scrawny Vatis
>party knows him as an Adonis tier giant sized demon looking mother fucker
>zahak is proud as shit that papa got gud

>>39099233
>Wanting to have sex with lower lifeforms

>>39099234
Can we atleast keep the height and muscles? If we go full /fit/ I don't think I can handle going back

>>39099255
>not wanting to

By the way if we teach her to shapeshift, that could solve the "no non-samjam allowed" problem.

>>39099331
That wouldn't cure her of having the personality of a brick

>>39099255
>still using this tired old argument

>>39099331
No. One person shape shifting is weird, we aren't gonna have multiple

>>39099331
It would be easier to figure out her ancestry really.

>>39099371
But chryssa shapeshifting hyena bits anon.

About the book I am more interested in projecting our mind into others and all that mental shit.

>>39099365
>the house is gone
>no it isnt, it's right there
>lmao nice tired old argument
Okay delusional anon

>>39099386
Futa a shit.

>>39099424
For you

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You slap a hand against the surface of the metal table, rattling the empty coffee cups. “Lets go to a bar, get a drink. It's been weeks since I was in an actual bar.”

Demetrios raises an eyebrow, but ultimately shrugs. “I don't see why not. I only hope that I don't meet any of my students. I have an image to keep up, you understand. A certain air of superiority. If one of my pupils found me bent over in an alley spilling my guts I'd be a laughing stock.”

You wave a hand dismissively. “Please, just practice some modicum of self control. I'm not exactly what you might call a light drinker but the last time I got drunk enough to puke must have been... more than a decade ago, at least. I can't even really say.”

Demetrios offers to pay the bill on the condition that you buy the first round of drinks. Considering that the bill comes out to nearly thirty silver and two drinks will rarely cost more than six silver you happily agree. Emerging onto the city streets, the two of you navigate towards the entertainment district with its plethora of theaters, street performers, drinking holes, and whore houses. It isn't long before the two of you find yourselves navigating a tight press of bodies, jets of flame dancing through the air as Vatis perform elaborate routines to attract attention to whatever establishment hired them. Some spell out names in the sky, others make burning arrows point towards the doors to whatever venue they work for. It's really a rather dazzling spectacle.

Demetrios tugs on your arm, pointing to one building in particular. It's made to look as if it's constructed of old and rotted wood, the front covered in barnacles with a ship's prow protruding from above the doorway. A sign hanging from the prow reads 'The Lusty Mermaid'. You nod, and the two of you make your way carefully through the crowd to the entrance.

(1/3)

Stepping inside you find that despite it's deceptively rotten exterior, the interior is actually quite nice. The floor is a mosaic map of the world with Anthus at the very center. Unfortunately much of it is covered either by hide rugs or the feet of patrons. You can't make out most of it. The bar is a stone construction with a wooden counter top, polished to a fine sheen. Nets hang from the barnacle-covered pillars which support the vaulted ceiling, mermaids with their breast proudly displayed ornamenting the top of each column. Various weapons hang on the walls, and at the back you even spot the heads of a few beast. It all comes across as vaguely rustic, and quite cozy really.

Pushing through the press of bodies Demetrios and yourself press against the bar, waiving down one of the Elven men serving as bartender. “What can I get you two?” He ask, raising his voice above the din of conversation and music.

Demetrios raises a hand. “I'll have a glass of absinthites oinos-” You have absolutely no idea what on Earth that is. “-preferably heated.” His order placed, Demetrios points to you.

You peer at the innumerable bottles which line the wall behind the bar. You don't recognize many of them. Obviously there's plenty of wine, and you're relatively certain they're making a pot of spiced wine in the hearth right now. However, you're in the mood for something a little more adventurous. Ultimately, you slide across four silver coins and decide to just trust Demetrios' taste. “I'll have what he's having.”

(2/3)

>>39099530
>more than a decade ago, at least.
Mik it happened two weeks ago ya shit.

Demetrios jerks his head towards the band playing in one corner of the establishment, on a small raised platform. There the crowd of fellow patrons is thickest, a sort of impromptu dance floor seemingly formed just in front of the stage. You don't recognize the instruments, but the music isn't all that bad. Rather than normal drums which you're familiar with there is a man hitting sitting behind a sort of drum array, with drums of many different sizes surrounding him. He's using fur-capped sticks to strike their surface rather than his hands.

Your drinks arrive shortly. It's served in simple wooden cups, the liquor a strange off-white color. You take a sip, and find it strangely bitter sweet. Definitely more bitter than sweet, and damn if it doesn't burn going down. It's strong, you can say that much with confidence.

>Drink yourself into a stupor and go with the flow.
>See if you can't find a partner for a dance.
>Play wingman for Demetrios.
>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.
>Write-in

>>39099354
I actually like her personality. I like that she have a code and is totally true to it. She is cool headed and super loyal. Also a serious student.

I also like that that she try to express her feeling more, and have an innocent side.

sure darzy have a more classic personality, but you just know that she is the kind of girl who would endlessly nag at every occasion. plus she want to settle down eventually. and want to stay friend.

I never understood were all the darzyfag came from anyway.

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>>39099567
>>Drink yourself into a stupor and go with the flow.
>>See if you can't find a partner for a dance.
>>Play wingman for Demetrios.

>>39099567
>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.

>>39099567
>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.
Moderation is key

>>39099567
w i n g m a n
be a bro, not a crazy bro

>>39099567
Get a buzz going before using manipulste to play with some pretty girls lady bits from across the room

>>39099567
>Play wingman for Demetrios.
>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.

>>39099567
>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.

>>39099567
>>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.

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>>39099567
>Play wingman for Demetrios.

>>39099544
>absinthites oinos
>Google it
>It's wine soaked in wormwood
>Wormwood is the shit that makes people hallucinate from absinthe.

>>39099567
>Play wingman for Demetrios.

>>39099567
>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.

>>39099567
>>Play wingman for Demetrios.
Is it a dick moove to use illusion to make him flirt whith ugly chick?

>>39099581
Because she's capable of expressing emotion, we like her banter, and she's shown a quite soft, caring, affectionate side to us after we met the Child. Also, more fun.

>>39099567
>Play wingman for Demetrios.

>>39099567
>Play wingman for Demetrios.

>>39099567
>Just sit around, chat, and try not to get too drunk.

>>39099056
>Get wings
>Put on a halo of fire magic
>convince idiot humans that we're a god or an angel
>start a cult worshiping us

>>39099567
>Play wingman for Demetrios.
You forgot to ask about the princess.
>Ask about the princess

>>39099567
We should teach Demetrios the hardcore yoga you could do with Metal so he could practice it and git /fit/.

>>39099658
>>39099650
>>39099646
>>39099643
>>39099636
>>39099626
>>39099607
>>39099586
>>39099707
>Play wingman, be a bro.

>>39099645
>>39099631
>>39099668
>>39099629
>>39099626
>>39099602
>>39099594
>Drink responsibly

>>39099612
>Molest women with magic.

>>39099586
>Dance

>>39099586
>Get shitfaced.

>>39099707
Fuck, you're right. Ought to be pretty easy to include in this post though.

Seems like you'll be staying mostly sober and playing wingman. I'mma run out and grab some dinner. Back in a bit.

>>39099723
Soma is gone. It's time for us to discuss prime sources for shitfucking.

>>39099567
>>Play wingman for Demetrios.

>>39099744
What shit is the best waifu?

>>39099586
More of a caribbean language

>>39099782
I'm no expert but horseshit from oatmeal fed horses can make a pretty good shit waifu.

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>>39099744
Could you please not?

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>>39099788
True, just posting some funny images.
this one is real unlike the last one

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>>39099744
You mean like Chryss?

>>39099922
I hope to god that this isn't what replaced civics courses because shit no wonder kids can't tell the difference between an interrogation and studying.

>>39099922
Why do you always try to make a mini/pol/ in here?