>>39241742
Throbbing wolf penis

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>>39241742
'Good luck', she said? Oh dear lord, what are you getting yourself into this time? You've gone from ducking knives at a dumpling shop to walking into a room full of people who could kill you as easily as breathing in just a few years. Is this how it's gonna be from now on?

Upon entering the room, the great doors snap shut behind you. It's large and spacious in here, enough for nine captains to line up on either side and still have several meters between them. Directly in front of you is Old Man Yamamoto, Captain of the First Division, and on the left at the far end of the row you spot Yoruichi. She's trying hard not to look directly at you, but in doing so is the only one whose eyes aren't following your every step. Not three seconds in and the silent judgment has already begun.

Captain Ukitake, who you've met once before, is the first on your right: he seems thoroughly relaxed, and he eyes you curiously as you pass. He must have recognized you. Across from him is a tall man in a ridiculous pink kimono and a cheesy straw hat, whose eyes seem a bit too focused on your exposed shoulders and back for your comfort. Despite his appearance and demeanor, you feel like he's one of the stronger Captains in the room. To the lecherous Captain's side is his complete opposite: you think this is Kuchiki Ginrei, from what you've heard from Yoruichi. He's the Captain of Sixth Division and the current leader of the noble Kuchiki family, sporting silver hair, a stern look, and a bushy mustache.

Between him and Yoruichi is a woman you already know, Captain Unohana of Fourth Division. She seems like she's a little less inclined to kill you this morning than usual, but her calm gaze still sends a cold shiver down your spine.
(2/3)

>>39241742
Remember guys, don't tell the old man we took his sandals. He'll light us on fire.

>>39241804
Not throbbing genocide penis?

>>39241835
Also no mentioning our origins unless prompted by the captains?

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>>39241817
On the right are four more Captains you don't recognize: a stern-looking one with a short crop of silver hair, one with a large ball of curly, densely-packed brown hair who doesn't seem to know what to make of you, and two with long blonde hair. The bored-looking one wears it straight, kind of like a princess cut, and the flamboyant one seems content to let his hair do as it pleases. All four men feel like underneath their facades they're undeniably strong.

By your count, three Captains are missing.

The Head Captain's eyes fall on you in something of a glare: not quite bloodthirsty, but probably what you'd call appraising.

“Kusajishi Riku. I take it I do not need to explain to you why you are here?”

>Just a simple “no, sir” will suffice. In fact, yes and no are probably the best answers to any question he asks.
>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.
>Ask if you're not going to wait for the other Captains. Shouldn't they be here too?
>Ask for him to clarify what is expected of you. You want to hear it from him, officially.
>Other?

>>39241804
And with this as the first reply to the thread, I have vindication, and peace with how I have lived my life.

>>39241835
wait did we get new saddles or are we wearing them right now?

>>39241878
>>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.
>>Ask if you're not going to wait for the other Captains. Shouldn't they be here too?

>>39241878
>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.

I see no reason why not to do this.

>>39241878
>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.

>>39241878
>Does it involve the sandals?

>>39241878
>>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.

Don't think about Sandals.

>>39241878
I'm surprised that all these guys still have their jobs. I thought Rose at least only became a Captain shortly before Urahara.

[Someone give me a quick rundown of the last thread please]

>>39241889
But anon, we don't even own a horse
I asked on twattler, yeah we got new sandals

>>39241878
>>Just a simple “no, sir” will suffice. In fact, yes and no are probably the best answers to any question he asks.

>>39241943
My phone likes horses it seems

What did we do with his sandals then?

>>39241924
Seconding, just because

>>39241878
>Just a simple “no, sir” will suffice. In fact, yes and no are probably the best answers to any question he asks.

>>39241878
>>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.

>Just a simple “no, sir” will suffice. In fact, yes and no are probably the best answers to any question he asks.

>>39241935
We beat a gillian,Yoruichi showed up and beat another gillian.The feng brothers and some students died.We then went to the feng house with yoruichi and told them what happened.Then we got shit faced with yoruichi and kukaku.We then woke up with a massive hangover and noticed kukaku tattoo'd us both

>someone give the rundown on last thread

>>39241943
Shoes, my dear anon. You have honest to god shoes.

>>39241973
No evidence. That's how the Stealth Corps works.

>>39241878
>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.
>Ask if you're not going to wait for the other Captains. Shouldn't they be here too?

>>39241935
We were a forward scout for an academy practice exercise. There was likely one or more Hallows able to conceal their presence as well, but we didn't encounter them personally.

Then a Gillian showed up, we got smacked around in the process of killing it. There were casualties in the midst of this. Yoruichi came in soon afterwards and saved our bacon. Afterwards we got drunk as fuck, and got matching tattoos.

>>39241978
Thirding.

>>39242012
Yo how did we manage killing a gillian?

>>39242031
I just have this feeling he knows anyway.

I want someone for some reason to bring sandals so bad

>>39242012
as an addendum, our choice to order / ask the feng brothers to save as many students as possible Got them killed, though if we hadn't done that All of the students would have died.

>>39242054
Our sword helped us out

>>39242054
good rolls and crits mostly

>>39242012
>>39242046
We also were able to use Blut Vene to prevent being crushed by the Gillian, though we don't remember what that is yet, and we're beginning to unlock the power of our zanpakuto which seems as if it dramatically boosts certain kido techniques.

>>39241878
>>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.

>>39242054
By Throwing everything we had at them and ungodly good rolls. Even then we came out as if we had a round under a bulldozer.

>>39241878
>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.

Love you dude.

>>39242054

Who do they think they're talking to?!

>>39241924
this

>>39242102
Why are people so eager to run jokes into the ground as soon as they learn them?

>>39241878
>Ask for him to clarify what is expected of you. You want to hear it from him, officially.
Just so we'd be on topic with what we're suppose to testifying on. Instead of giving anyone a chance to sidetrack the topic.

>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.
At least drunken phase is over, so Riku won't say anything she won't regret. Yet.

>>39242118
Might be samefagging/trolls

>>39242134
Nah, that's just how people are. Like all those meme oriented "comedy" sites.

>>39241878
>Tell him you're here to testify about yesterday's incident, proceed to answer him thoroughly and truthfully.

>>39241878
>>Just a simple “no, sir” will suffice. In fact, yes and no are probably the best answers to any question he asks.

>writing up

>>39241878
“Yes, sir,” you reply, perhaps a little quieter than you intended. But the Head Captain seems to take no notice of your tone.

He nods solemnly. “Very good. That makes things simple. For the record, please state your name and position.”

“Kusajishi Riku...” you pause, wondering exactly how to phrase the next bit. Yoruichi winces almost imperceptibly, realizing that even after eight years you still have no real 'job description' to give the old man. “I'm a new member of the Stealth Corps' Patrol unit.”

“And this was your first mission to the human world?”

You nod curtly. “Yes, sir.”

A few of the other Captains exchange glances at this confirmation. Clearly some of them weren't convinced that a no-name member of the Stealth Corps took out such a powerful Hollow with little to no backup. You even see the fabulous blonde Captain pass a few coins to the bored blonde Captain on the sly, who offers a smug grin in return.

The Captain in the ridiculous pink thing speaks up. “An' so it's true you fought off a Menos, then? To buy the students time?”

You nod again, turning to face the speaker. He seems to be sizing you up, you realize, his gaze drifting from your sword-hilt to the muscles on your back. He's probably even trying to look at the slight callouses on your hands.

“That's right, Captain.”

“We shouldn't get ahead of ourselves, Shunsui,” the Old Man growls. “What was the first contact you made in the human world with a Hollow, Miss Kusajishi?”

>It was that little lizard that tried to bite your finger. Your teammates insisted it was harmless.
>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.
>You weren't really sure there was a problem until the barrier went down. Then it all went to shit.
>Other?

>>39242412
>>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242412
>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242441
Seconding this.

>>39242412
>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

Add in we were told it was harmless.

>>39242412
>>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242412
>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

Seriously suspicious, a perfect hunting ground for them, but the only thing noticed was a supposedly harmless little lizard thing.

>>39242412
>It was that little lizard that tried to bite your finger. Your teammates insisted it was harmless.

>>39242412
>>It was that little lizard that tried to bite your finger. Your teammates insisted it was harmless.

>>39242412
>>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242412
>>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242412
>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242466
>Add in we were told it was harmless.

Let's not cause soi fon's brother to have a strike against them because of a stupid comment they maid.

>>39242412
>It was that little lizard that tried to bite your finger. Your teammates insisted it was harmless.
Well, he didn't mention whether the Hollow should be a threatening one or not, so there.

And is it typical for a Hollow that small to open portals to Hueco Mundo? I thought even Gillians need to group up to do that?

>>39242412
>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.
"I was half expecting I was wrong, since there should have been no way I detected a small lizard while missing anything important."

>>39242412
>>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242412
>It was that little lizard that tried to bite your finger. Your teammates insisted it was harmless.

>>39242412
>>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242523
>>39242489
>>39242490
>>39242543

Let's not piss of the fengs after we just made a good impression on them

>>39242466
Lets not.
>>39242489
>>39242489
>>39242490
>>39242523
>>39242543
Lets not badmouth the dead.

>>39242523
Normally they don't even leave. They can subsist on the ambient spirit particles in Hueco Mundo.

>>39242552
To add on there's a somewhat decent chance that they might be blamed for the attack by dismissing he lizard hollow as harmless. We know they were on their guard. But it won't look good to the captians. Especially the sticklers for the rules.

>>39242552
>>39242573
Yeah, but speculating that Riku sensed something doesn't seem like a good testimony. If anything, it seems like she's inflating her skills by making a broad statement like that.

>>39242573
But they were shinigami. They were already dead.

>>39242606
Were not speculating. Riku sensed nothing but that lizard hollow. The fact taht it was the only thing there is what stood out.

>>39242412
>You found a little lizard, but you felt something else was off. You couldn't put a finger on what exactly at the time.

>>39242523
I'm pretty sure that Hollows of any size can travel between Hueco Mundo and the Human World without much difficulty.

Gillians just make really fucking big pathways.

>>39242607
Actually, the Feng Family is full of those who are born in the Soul Society. So they aren't dead.

>>39242523
>And is it typical for a Hollow that small to open portals to Hueco Mundo? I thought even Gillians need to group up to do that?
I think you're thinking of negacion, not garganta.

>>39242708
Wait what? People can have kids in the Soul Society?

>>39242827

Ghost biology in the land of Kubo is fucking weird is what it is. Maybe that's just a thing to replenish all the souls lost from Quincy shit or anything else that takes souls out of the cycle?

>>39242827
Yep, not everyone in soul society was alive in Human World

>>39242668
I thought minor hollow like that died if they left Hueco Mundo cause they needed the residual spirit particles to survive?

>>39242827
Yep. Happens all the time.

>>39242854
The souls still exists though, they just got ate by the main quincy dude, im sure when he dies the souls will recycle or some shit

>>39242862
It came out in an area where a shinigami with an unrestrained Lieutenant level of power. It'd have enough spirit to survive.

>>39242854
I still don't get how aging works. Hitsugaya looks twelve but is probably like 50 to 100 or something. Spirits that die don't seem to age, but Rukia and Renji both grew up instead of staying kids but they didn't have any family so they probably weren't born there.

Shit's weird.

>>39242412
In this case, you decide the full truth is the best idea.

“I found a little lizard Hollow from the top of a shrine,” you explain. “I felt like something else was wrong, but I couldn't quite figure out what it was. And with the only real issue being something so small, the Onmitsukidō decided it was all clear.”

Yoruichi nods thoughtfully. “A team can't hold up a mission on the misgivings of one rookie, no matter who that rookie is.”

“Did you report this to the exercise leaders when they arrived?” Ukitake asks you.

You nod confidently, though you also get the impression the Thirteenth Division Captain is giving you a deliberately easy question. “I did. I also suggested the Onmitsukidō keep looking, in case there was something we'd all missed the first time.”

“I was half-expecting to be wrong. There should've been no way I could notice a lizard from that distance and not something more dangerous than that. Or so I thought.”

The dark-hared Captain raises an eyebrow above the frame of his tinted glasses. “And how far was that, exactly?”

You have to shrug, since you can only guess. “Maybe seven hundred meters?”

Apparently that's a long distance, because more looks are exchanged.

“Has your Captain told you what it was that caused the incident?” the Head Captain asks.

You nod yet again, turning back to face him. “She did. Apparently it was a Hollow that could hide its spiritual presence.”
(1/2)

>>39242938
I think it's a matter of strength and perception.

>>39242927
It's unclear. It's also unclear what happens to the souls a hollow eats. Like do they remain distinct within the hollow, or do they break down resulting in just one stronger soul?

>>39242938
Aging could be a Mental thing there. If you still feel young you'll keep your youth but once you start feeling/acting old you'll become older.

It could explain why children grow up and then keep their age once they reach their twenties.

>>39242990
It's very clear what happens to souls hollows eat. They are subsumed by the hollow.

>>39242827
Why wouldn't they be able to? It's a life.
But wouldn't the people born that way just be another reincarnation?

>>39242938
I always assumed it was a more literal case of 'you're as old as you feel'.
Rukia and Renji did a lot of growing up, so they got older. Shitsugaya is an annoying little bratling, so he stays as a kid.

>>39242969
One of the Captains, the stern, silver-haired one, shrugs: thus beginning a massive shift in tone. “And that's why I wanted to send some of Eleventh Division as an escort. Damn Kenpachi wouldn't have it.”

“Don't waste your breath on him, Kensei. Blame that last Kenpachi for gettin' killed by such a slob,” the hime-cut Captain mutters back.

“Least he came to our meetings,” Yoruichi grumbles, joining in despite herself.

The Captain in the pink robe chuckles. “I keep tellin' you, Mr. Head Captain. Serve booze at all our meetings and Kenpachi'd show up for sure.”

“If you believe that to be the best course of action you can pay for it out of your salary, Captain Kyōraku,” the Old Man replies firmly.

“I don't get paid that much, Old Man,” the pink Captain sighs. “None of us do. That guy makes me look like a teetotaler.”

So... THESE are supposedly the other Captains? Seriously?

>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.
>Ask what exactly it means that you could still feel it in some way, if it was hiding its presence?
>Ask if you're excused?
>Other?

>>39243007
>>Ask what exactly it means that you could still feel it in some way, if it was hiding its presence?

>>39243007
>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.
It also lets us know more about these guys who we'll have to deal with in the future.

>>39243007
>>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

>>39243007
>>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

Try not to think of our hangover while theyu talk about booze and dosh

>>39243007
>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.
Fish for information on other captains.

>>39243007
>>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

>>39243007
>>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.
Just focus on dealing with the hangover.

>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

Listen to them, lets us get a handle on their personalities.

>>39243007
>Ask what exactly it means that you could still feel it in some way, if it was hiding its presence?

>>39242855
That's kinda lovecraftian when you think about it.

>>39243007
>Ask what exactly it means that you could still feel it in some way, if it was hiding its presence?

>>39243043
>>39243118
>>39243032
So did you forget what yurochi said?

>>39243007
>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

We can ask the question after they've had their discussion. They're all probably bored stiff in here.

>>39242827
How do you think new souls enter? They occupy the place of the ''babies''.

>>39243159
We shouldn't ask questions then. Yurochi said to not get caught up in the banter.

we know why we could feel it, why advertise that we used to be a quincy?

>>39243145
Yes.

>>39243007
>Other?
Feign coughing.

Oh, it was last night's drink still lingering down the throat. Strong stuff.

>>39243007
>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

>>39243179
The question of if it's weird we felt something is unrelated to the banter I thought. It's on topic for our report at least.

>>39243215
Eh, we can ask Youruichi later.

>>39243179
>I felt something
>Banter

Banter would be saying shit about Kenpatchi's drinking.

>>39243007
>>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

I don't remember us feeling a thing. It was the lack of hollows that tipped us off.

>>39243263
Yeah I didn't think we actually sensed anything, I thought our guard was raised just because we found that lizard suspicious?

>>39243007
>>Just wait it out. They'll get back to the point in time.

>>39243325
It was the lack of shit in a burned down area that we found suspicious. There should have been pluses and hollows all over that area.

>>39243360
So our only real superpower was basic common sense?

Though I thought we noticed pluses kind of shuffling around?

>>39243442
Common sense is a super power.

>>39243442
There was a few of them. Way less then there should have been.

>>39243472
The rarest kind, oddly enough.

>>39243007
This... is honestly starting to make you miss your headache. All sorts of little gripes come up: patrol schedules in the outer Rukongai, friction between the Eleventh and Ninth Divisions, which are both combat-oriented, the ridiculousness of Captain Kyōraku's outfit, a Shinigami who recently went rogue from Third. God, it's nearly endless: and NONE of it means anything to you.

As things drag on like this Yoruichi and the Head Captain exchange increasingly exasperated glances. Finally, Captain Unohana interrupts.

“I believe our guest is still waiting?” she muses softly, though the amount of venom in her voice silences the whole room. You never thought you'd say this, but THANK YOU, UNOHANA RETSU.

Captain Kyōraku tips his hat in a vague gesture of respect. “Sorry, sorry. You're right, of course!”

Seems like Unohana's terrifying even to other Captains. Good to know it's not just you.

“May I ask a question?” you ask, a little nervously.

Yoruichi looks surprised, but not displeased as the Head Captain nods to you.

“If it was hiding its spiritual presence... how is it I felt anything?”

The one called “Kensei” looks thoughtfully at you. “No defense is perfect. Could just be you have good senses.”

“It could be something else entirely,” the fabulous blonde counters. “We could have Kirio take a look at things when she gets back.”

“Really, we have no idea,” Yoruichi interrupts before anyone else has a chance to voice their opinions. “But I think this all lines up with the rest of the testimony.”

Old Man Yamamoto seems to consider the point. “Very well. I see no reason to keep Miss Kusajishi here any further.”

Your Captain steps forward, probably to give you an order. “Take the rest of the day off,” she tells you. “Try and have some fun, for once?”
(1/2)

>>39243625
Well then. As you leave the room you figure it's best to follow Yoruichi's word. After all, you grin, orders are orders.

>You've heard the Academy has a library. They may have information on Quincies, or high-level spells.
>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.
>Maybe just explore a little? See what you find?
>Other?

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>>39243650
>You've heard the Academy has a library. They may have information on Quincies, or high-level spells.

>>39243650
>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.
Training is fun.Also we need to get STRONK!

>>39243650
>Maybe just explore a little? See what you find?
Let's find some interesting people

>>39243650
>>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.

>>39243650
>Maybe just explore a little? See what you find?
Must. Resist. Mystery. Button. PUSH.

>>39243650
>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.

>>39243667
This, because i think everyone wants some high-level skill to over-power with.

>>39243650
>>Maybe just explore a little? See what you find?

>>39243650
>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.

>>39243650
>>Maybe just explore a little? See what you find?

I'm tempted to go with the first two options, but that's not really going out and having fun. So let's see if we can't bump into someone interesting.

>>39243650
>Other?
Kidou Corps HQ. Got a feeling our group and theirs will be working closer for the next few missions due to this incident.

And it wouldn't hurt to figure out more kidou related things with Tenkotsuki too.

>>39243650
>You've heard the Academy has a library. They may have information on Quincies, or high-level spells
More kido for the kido queen

>>39243650

>You've heard the Academy has a library. They may have information on Quincies, or high-level spells.

Well, our Shikai is Kido-centric, might as well study up. Maybe pick up a few things to read on the side so we have an excuse for the "fun" portion in those orders.

>>39243650
>>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.
Workout all the tension

>>39243650
>You've heard the Academy has a library. They may have information on Quincies, or high-level spells.

>>39243650
>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.
Eh hard choice but i'd have to go with training up our strength to complement our speed

>>39243668


>Sword magnifies spells we're clearly a caster
>STRONK!

>>39243780
We're also very focused on high mobility and melee combat is a simple fact of life for anyone in bleach verse. I'm more interested in learning spells and about the Quincy than swording too, but we can't slack on that if we want to survive shit stronger than gillians.

>Maybe just explore a little? See what you find?

ehkey

>>39243650
>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order

>>39243780
I'd rather get fast and strong enough to actually hit things with our spells before bulking our spells themselves

>>39243650
>You can try heading to the weapons-training arena for Second Division. A workout isn't out of order.
Oh cool.Didn't miss the vote.Also fuck dynasty warriors 4 empires for being addicting

>>39243780
>>39243857

We have a Shikai that keeps Kido, hand-to-hand and sword combat all integrated. Looks to me like we're meant to be an all-around speedmonster.

>>39243650
>>Maybe just explore a little? See what you find?
Random encounter, ho!

>>39243899
Fuck i meant 8 oh well

>>39243924
4 was addicting too.

>>39243961
That is indeed true

I just want to say that I LOVE the fact that we're a caster.
So much of the bleach universe focuses on who has the cooler sword release or who has more spiritual pressure and its rare, even in fan fiction, for anybody to look into kido.

Even though its probably the most versatile and powerful skillset in the setting.

Just wanted to throw my two cents out there.

Weapons training has it by one. Really tight vote on that.

>Roll me a 1d10, taking the third roll as a random encounter

Rolled 4 (1d10)

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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>39243991

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>39243991

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>39243991

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39243991

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39243991

>>39243991
>>39244002
>>39244005
>>39244007
>>39244012

two tens and we get the 2...

>>39244007
more 2s

>>39243991
>>39244007
this Quest REALLY loves its Twos doesn't it?

>>39244007
>Mfw when it's Zaraki we meet

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>>39243991

Are we randomly encountering Yoruichi again?

>>39243650
>You've heard the Academy has a library. They may have information on Quincies, or high-level spells.

Dat kido though

>>39244007
But.. but muh variety much social encounters.

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>>39244007
>2
Soi fon time?

>>39244031
Apparently. Holy fuck.

Second Unit Commander, Marenoshin Omaeda it is.

>>39244007
Oh hello little bee.....

>>39244066
>Marenoshin Omaeda
oh joy, the guy holding our Lieutenant spot for us...

>>39244066
Oh shit, the guy whose job Yoruichi would like to give to us.

>>39244066
Damnit why can't it be little bee.....

>>39244066
>Marenoshin Omaeda
Resist urge to acquire bling. His bling particularly.

>>39244020
...ballsed that up.

>>39244005
>>39244007
>>39244012
>Taking the third roll
>Two and four are tens
>We get another two
We're going to end up minmaxing our relationships, aren't we.

>>39244066
Too bad we didn't get 10.

>>39244103
Not our fault. Blame the dice gods.

>>39244066>>39244066
>Marenoshin Omaeda who si currently being a jerk to soi fon and Risa comes to save the day right

>>39244119
>Roll 10
>Get Kenpachi
>For for sword training

I'm not sure we'd survive the experience.

>>39244142
Kenpachi's squad 11.

>>39244129
.....I'm fine with that......
Mfw we become the yoruichi to soi fon....

>>39244129
No, bad anon. You can wait for the crossover episode like everyone else.

>>39244142
>Roll 4
>Get Unohana
>Obtain great gains for near death...

Well, I mean, it could be worse.

We could've gotten a 5, which considering Shinji is currently occupied, would've gotten us some interesting results I'm betting.

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>>39244159
>crossover episode
I really hope not. That quest is awful. Does it even have an actual plot?

>>39244153
I so want that.

>>39244249
>>39244153
I'm pretty sure Yoruichi is Yoruichi to Soi Fon.

>>39244239
Yeah it does. Get good Before Lucifer wrecks creation. Also fuck bears.

>>39243650
>head to the weapons-training area
>Can't spell fun without fucked-up noobs.

>>39244277
Yeah, the distance between the best SS has to offer and Lucifer was too damn high and warped the quest.

>>39243991
You decide that fun is something you're not really used to doing, so instead you insist on doing more training and MAKING it fun. And so you hurry on to find the Second Division training ground. The grounds of your HQ are large enough to get lost in, but the training grounds for kenjutsu are a large enough clearing to be easy to find.

A few idle looks are sent your way as you find a cutting mat that's not taken already, and draw Tenkotsuki from her sheath. A few simple slashes from each of the eight traditional angles gets you into a proper mindest, and you begin to work your way through a few of the basic movements Yoruichi's taught you over the last few years. Each strike digs into the rope wound about the heavy wooden post. You're not really trying to generate much power: your mentor was very clear that she wanted you to master the proper movements first, and that speed and power would come naturally in time.

Still, after eight years you're feeling a bit confident. More and more of your anonymous teammates take breaks from what they're doing to watch what you're doing, silently observing your skills. And why shouldn't they? For all your training you're rarely out here during the day.

>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?
>Continue regular strikes, but amp up the speed and power?
>Try something a bit fancy?

Ten minute vote on this one, then I'll ask for a roll. Let's see exactly what the current Lieutenant sees.

>>39244327
>Try something a bit fancy?

>>39244327
>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?

>>39244327
>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?
Blunt with slashing is always a good combo.

>>39244327
>Try something a bit fancy?

Time to embarrass ourselves!

>>39244327
>>Try something a bit fancy?

>>39244327
>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?
What you can easily use it as a bashing weapon.

>>39244327
>>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?

>>39244327
>>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?

>>39244327
>Try something a bit fancy?
mystery box is go.

>>39244300
yeah he makes Yhwach look underpowered I mean holy fuck.

>>39244275
I like to think Soifon thinks we're the Soifon to Yoruichi. And so does everyone else.

>>39244327
>>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?
Methinks fancy is liable to backfire on us.

>>39244327
>Continue regular strikes, but amp up the speed and power?
gotta go fast

>>39244327
>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?

It was mentioned that it's odd for the sheath to change as well as the blade for Zanpakuto. Let's try to find exactly how to best make use of that.

>>39244327
>Try something a bit fancy
We can implement palm-strikes in the place of actually using Hado and Kido.

>>39244327
>>Continue regular strikes, but amp up the speed and power?

>>39244327
>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?
Gotta combo

>>39244327
Mix in head butts, scratches, groin kicks, pocketsand and other dirty fighting tricks.

>>39244327
>Continue regular strikes, but amp up the speed and power?

>>39244378
>we're the Soifon to Yoruichi.
Nah seems more like we're bffs

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>>39244327

>Try something a bit fancy?

Fill up that style meter and what not, see if we can't get close to an S-rank.

>>39244327
>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?

>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?

>>39244327
>Try something a bit fancy?
Flips and shit

>>39244327
>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?
kinda want to see what's unique about the sheath

>>39244327
>>Continue regular strikes, but amp up the speed and power?

>>39244327
>>Try mixing in strikes with your sheath?

>>39244327
>>Try something a bit fancy?

>>39244327
Sheath pretty clearly wins.

3d10 for sheathing, target is a 5. Failure means it's harder than you anticipate, and you make a bit of an ass of yourself.

Rolled 9, 5, 4 = 18 (3d10)

>>39244545

Rolled 5, 10, 6 = 21 (3d10)

>>39244545

Rolled 6, 7, 8 = 21 (3d10)

>>39244545

Rolled 4, 1, 7 = 12 (3d10)

>>39244545

Rolled 9, 8, 8 = 25 (3d10)

>>39244545

Rolled 9, 3, 10 = 22 (3d10)

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>>39244562
Fuck yea! nicely done anon!

>>39244562
>>39244563

Double crit. Not bad.

>>39244562
>>39244563
Nicely done anons.

>>39244545
“Prohibit,” you command your sword, “Tenkotsuki!”

Your released sword feels almost natural in your hand, as a result of its shape and balance having been exactly tailored to your own body. It's more like an extension of you than a mere tool: and that's good, you've heard. The less of a line there is between moving your body and moving your blade, the quicker and sharper your technique seems to get. But the sheath in your left hand... it feels just as balanced. It's a mirror image of your sword, naturally, but a little shorter given how you're obliged to grip it.

“I wonder,” you mutter, swinging the rigid sheath in a mirror image to your right-handed technique.

Each strike feels about as crisp and clean as your movements with Tenkotsuki's actual blade, and soon you're using the two almost interchangeably. A strike from your right is accompanied by a parry with your left, and vice-versa. A strike from the left is followed with an arcing swing from your right as your body's momentum carries that arm through. As your blade bites deep into the target, a hammer-blow from your sheath drives it clean through with an almost casual efficiency, sending a cloud of wooden splinters dancing on the breeze.

You're not sure how long the big man was watching you before he speaks, so focused you are on honing your newly discovered skills with your two-weapon style.

“Not half bad, for a peasant!” the man grumbles, suddenly breaking your concentration. You see he's a large man, both in height and breadth, with his face uncovered. That can only mean one thing.

You bow your head slightly in a customary gesture of respect. “Commander Omaeda, I didn't notice you.”
(1/2)

>>39244834
The man responds with a shrug, while scratching at his unusually high hairline. “It's not surprising for one as low as you to be as slow as you seem!” he insists. “Really, you should learn to focus more! To think you're the one the Executive wants to replace me instead of my boy? Ridiculous.”

Hm. Is he insulting you deliberately, or is he just a pompous buffoon all the time? Either way, hell of a way to make an introduction.

>Are you insulting me deliberately, or are you just a pompous buffoon all the time?
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.
>I'm surprised too. You're not exactly an easy man to miss.
>Just ignore him.
>Other?

>>39244868
>I'm surprised too. You're not exactly an easy man to miss.

>>39244868
>>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.

>>39244868
>I'm surprised too. You're not exactly an easy man to miss.

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.
Simply be polite. If he gets too intolerable, the captain can always point out that there is no rule prohibiting two lieutenants in a single squad.

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.


DO not needle the fat man, he's too big for needles to hurt him.

>>39244868
>Are you insulting me deliberately, or are you just a pompous buffoon all the time?

Try to keep a tone of honest curiosity, no matter how sarcastic we want to be.

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.
>>39244909
This anon gets it

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.

>>39244868
>>I'm surprised too. You're not exactly an easy man to miss.
With any luck he'll take it as a compliment.

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.
"Speed comes later, Commander. It's finesse that's being fine-tuned here after all."

>>39244868
>"Look, I know you're just itching for a fight, but today's my day off. That Menos still has me on edge, and I'm trying to calm down, so please leave to my training."

>>39244975
Dude let's not make assumptions about why he's here. He's probably trying to see what kind of person we are.

>>39244868
>>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.

We are newish, he is our superior, no reason to antagonize him.

>>39244868
>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.

>>39244990
>We are newish
Hasn't it been a few years at this point?

>>39244868
>>I was developing a new technique from scratch. That had my focus.
Workoholism, all day erry day

>>39245142
Exactly. We haven't even been at it for a decade, we're pretty new by Shinigami standards.

>>39245142
8 years is still recent in Soul society time.

Could we subtly annoy him by following him around under the premise of learning what being a Lieutenant involves?

>>39245227
I don't think it'd annoy him nearly as much as it would fuel his ego.

>>39244868
You return Tenkotsuki to her sheath, turning it curve down as a kodachi is apparently meant to be worn. Not wishing to antagonize the man any further than necessary, you offer the honest explanation.

“I came here to focus solely on improving my swordsmanship,” you reply casually, striding towards another training target. “Developing a new individual style takes complete concentration.”

“And being Onmitsu requires constant situational awareness, rookie,” the big man grumbles.

You quickly dash forward towards the target with hirenkyaku, drawing Tenkotsuki in one smooth motion. Her blade slices clean through the rope and wood, with zero effort. This time you find something else to do with your momentum: a roundhouse kick from your trailing foot shatters the wooden post mid-air before you land gently on your feet facing the Lieutenant.

With a dismissive shrug, you sheath your blade once more. “Are you implying my training deserves nothing less than my full attention?”

Omaeda glowers down at you. “I'm telling you to focus on your job instead of pursuing goals you're clearly not cut out for, rookie.”

Your eyes narrow dangerously, and you're about to offer a retort when a voice from behind you interrupts.

“This is your idea of fun? Seriously?”

Of course Yoruichi's watching the whole thing, perched confidently atop one of the nearby training posts. She can't have been there more than a few seconds, by your count.

“Executive!” Omaeda bows gracelessly. “How long have you been watching?”

“Now look who's not paying attention,” you mutter to yourself.

Yoruichi stares down at her Lieutenant, her face difficult to read. “I take it you're displeased with my selection? Go on, speak freely.”

After a moment, Omaeda nods. “I am. From what I've seen she has no talent. If you wanna see talent, my kid's got more than enough to replace me, Executive! So why her?”
(1/2)

>>39245303
No talent?

Who the fuck has this guy been watching? On our first sortie out we took a fucking Gillian.

>>39245276
No reason it couldn't do both.

>>39245303
>“This is your idea of fun? Seriously?”
I think this is the first time we've disappointed Yoruichi.
Feels bad.
>she has no talent
...oh it is on, fat boy.

>>39244868
“You wanna see it yourself?” your Captain replies. “You have my permission so long as you understand the consequences.”

You feel like you're missing something here. “Wait, consequences? What's this about consequences all of a sudden?”

Yoruichi nods. “Defeat usually means death. That is part of the way of the Onmitsu. And to take on a personal fight... it's usually against regulations.”

“The exception is an official challenge of leadership, which is to be settled in a match before the Executive herself.”

Omaeda turns to face you once more. “A mere peasant such as you, with only a few years of training... you're nothing compared to the heir of a noble family! You're damn right I challenge your right to lead!”

>Hang on now, is that really necessary? I'm not even set to ACTUALLY succeed him yet!
>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.
>If it gets you to shut the hell up about it, fine.
>Come at me, fatso.

>>39245303
>“This is your idea of fun? Seriously?”
Let's see. We already did eating and drinking (with getting tattoos on the side), so next up, should we turn our attention to chasing other kinds of spirit cats?

>>39245303
Random question, but how old do we look? I get the feeling that we died at a pretty young age for how powerful a quincy we were.

>>39245454
>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.

>>39245454
>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.

>>39245454
>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.


>>39245464
He's given descriptions and even had pics in the last thread maybe even the first. Go back and look.

>>39245454
>Come at me, fatso.

Bring it on.

>>39245454
>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.

>>39245454
>"I want it understood that it was you who challenged me. If you die, it's noone's fault but your own. The last thing I want is your brats making me miserable just because you were an ass."

>>39245362
He wasn't there, of course. And few people outside the most perceptive combatants in the Seireitei really believe you could have managed that on your own, aside from the ones who saw it themselves.

Omaeda isn't stupid, but he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to evaluating people based on their actual merits rather than their pedigree and wealth.

>>39245454
>>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.

>>39245454
>If it gets you to shut the hell up about it, fine.

This is potentially a bad idea.

>>39245454
<JK> I've killed more hollows and shinigami than you even before I died, What Makes you think you can beat me now? </JK>

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>>39245464
Early twenties, probably. I know the exact age Rosa Rosette died at, but Riku doesn't.

>>39245454
>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.

>>39245509
Please tell me he's not taht bad of a guy like the dude who's Soifon's lieutenant
>>39245454
>>Hang on now, is that really necessary? I'm not even set to ACTUALLY succeed him yet!

>>39245554
He's like his kid, but more. In every relevant sense. If I recall he supposedly cooled off in his old age.

>>39245454
>>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.
Omaeda blood feud incoming. Let the streets run red with the blood of the pointlessly corpulent.

>>39245575
He was supposedly a bit better than his son in his prime.

>>39245586
No. No. His kid's a decent guy and he cools off as he get's older. Can we not kill this dude.

>>39245607
Oh and he's apparently like his kid but more so. We should offer to let him observe our training and skills before we resort to death matches.

>>39245547
Ah, so she was "captain level" early in her Quincy career. She may well have been the most talented quincy in the whole war, with others beating her on experience.

>>39245454
>Hang on now, is that really necessary? I'm not even set to ACTUALLY succeed him yet!
One Shinigami officer (a Captain at that) bearing a grudge against Riku is enough, thank you very much.
Don't need to add an entire clan to that.

>>39245454
>Hang on now, is that really necessary? I'm not even set to ACTUALLY succeed him yet!
Honestly I feel like we really shouldn't underestimate this guy just because he's a huge oaf.

Come on people. Change your vote.

>>39245454
Ask how he can even challenge us for the position? Wouldn't the proper challenge be his son since the contest is about succession?

>>39245454
>>Hang on now, is that really necessary? I'm not even set to ACTUALLY succeed him yet!
Fiiiine, I'll be responsible.

>>39245454
>>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.
with a side of >>39245680

>>39245454
>>If you want to challenge me, and our Captain says it's okay, then so be it.

>>39245661
I think we're fighting the son, not the father.

Well we are probably going to die or we will piss of an entire noble family. The dude is better than his son is.

>>39245454
>Come at me, fatso.

>>39245741
The father is challenging us. He doesn't think we are worthy of becoming the next lieutenant.

>>39245752
I trust Yourichi to know what she's doing.

Bleach needs less side characters

>>39245779
Have you considered that she might be testing us?

>>39245781
It has less side characters. Lots of them died.

>>39245806
good

>>39245795
Not in such a high stakes manner, no.

>>39245779
Maybe she feels we need a harsh lesson.

>>39245779
we're gonna pass the "not be a punk ass bitch" test with flying colors

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>>39245752
He's also watched us training, while we have no idea how he fights.
We got beat up by a menos yesterday.
We're still a little hungover.
In general, we're pretty damn screwed.
Isn't it fun?

>>39245832
>>39245837
>>39245832
>>39245752
This match isn't to the death, guys. Read Queen's post more carefully.

>>39245837
For what reason do we need a "Harsh lesson"?

>>39245897
Cause our idea of fun isn't getting shitfaced.

Yorucat is displeased.

>>39245454
>You feel like you're missing something here. “Wait, consequences? What's this about consequences all of a sudden?”
>Yoruichi nods. “Defeat usually means death. That is part of the way of the Onmitsu. And to take on a personal fight... it's usually against regulations.”

>>39245893
Yes Obviously it's not an fight to the death despite her saying so.

>>39245454
“In my defense, Captain,” you reply with a false air of thoughtful contemplation, addressing Yoruichi alone, “I did the eating and drinking thing last night, and now apparently I'm getting into a fight. Isn't that what counts as 'fun' around here?”

“So it's a challenge? Are you sure you want to do this when I'm not even set to replace you yet?”

Omaeda glares down at you. “I've issued my challenge. Not much choice now, though I'm not surprised a low-class outside like you wouldn't have known that.”

Seems his mind is made up. Yoruichi sighs, dropping down from her perch to lean against the cutting post. “Thought as much. Guess it was gonna happen at some point, may as well be today.”

The Lieutenant draws his sword, a flashy looking affair to match his apparent wealth and snobbish personality. “Row, Ekuburi!”

Marenoshin Omaeda's sword extends with a pale glow, until it's longer than he is tall. Its handle extends into a long shaft, and its blade splits into a broad pair of straight-edged razors several inches across: it's taken the form of a bladed metal oar.

Such a big weapon and a big guy, in the Onmitsu what's more... it'd be a mistake to assume he's slow, you figure as you draw your own blade. His spiritual pressure in his shikai, though, is surprising: are all Lieutenants like this?

This weak, that is?
(1/2)

>>39245946
“The exception is an official challenge of leadership, which is to be settled in a match before the Executive herself.”
And your a blind motherfucker ain'tcha?

>>39245946
Literally one line below that.

>“The exception is an official challenge of leadership, which is to be settled in a match before the Executive herself.”

>>39245975
“I have a proposition for you, if you don't mind,” you hear the faint voice of Tenkotsuki address you in the back of your mind. Closing your eyes helps you focus more on her alone. “Cast a spell, quietly, while focusing on my blade. In exchange for striking down this impudent wretch of a man, I shall teach you my second technique.”

>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Disagree, keep things simple

And one of the following strategies,
>Break his weapon at close range. That gives you yet another advantage.
>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.
>Open up with a binding spell?
>Open up with a destructive spell?

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it

>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.

>>39245980
>>39245984
You do realize it's still to the death you retarded dick lickers?

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
Most powerful kido we know
>Open up with a destructive spell?

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Open up with a binding spell?

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
kido is within the duel's rules right?

>Break his weapon at close range. That gives you yet another advantage.

>>39246007
>>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it

>>Open up with a binding spell?

Lets hope she makes it flashy

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it

>Open up with a destructive spell?

>>39246007
>>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.

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>>39246022
Do you not know what "exception" means?

>>39246007
>>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>>Open up with a binding spell?

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.

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>>39246022
Jesus christ it must be painful to be this retarded......

>>39246007
>>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>>39246007
>>Open up with a binding spell?

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Open up with a binding spell?

>>39245975
>This weak, that is?
Well, the Omaeda son did feign idiocy a bit. Not that it really did him any good.

Still, it's a thing to keep in mind.

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.

>>39246022
It's only to the death if you kill him. If you don't kill him, but still win, it merely proves he's no longer fit to lead.

He also has no intention of killing Riku, though he doesn't mind the idea of hurting her to prove his point.

>>39246007
>>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it

>Break his weapon at close range. That gives you yet another advantage.

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.

>>39246081
That's good to know queen. And thanks for clearing up it wasn't to the death that was being exempted but the personal match part. This way they can't go "but you never said it was going to be to the death."

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>>39246022
>>39245832
>>39245837
>>39245752

>>39246007
>Agree, cast a spell into Tenkotsuki and see what she does with it
>Move fast, wait for an opening. He may be quick, but you're willing to bet he's still slower than you are.

>>39246081
Got it.

>>39246188
1. Its not to the death
2. All indications are we can beat him. So yourichi did know what she was doing

>>39246188
see>>39246081
idiot

>>39246231
You really need to work on your reading comphrension. It's not to the death because he isn't going to make it to the death. If it was someone else that wasn't him it would be.

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I'm going to vote to kill Omaeda