>Bug your mother to make you something.
>break down in tears and say I love you over and over.

>>39260375
>Go browse the internet some more.
>"Time to browse 4chan an-Wait this looks familiar....."

>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/
Paid Debt List:
SPIDERSMUT: http://pastebin.com/Z7S9enSE - by anon.

This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigional

Ask.fm -
ask.fm/DrUnorigional

Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.

>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.

>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2.

>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.

>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

Dub rolls = +30
Trip rolls = +90

>>39260375
>Go browse the internet some more.
The internet in our MIND

>>39260419
>Current level = 59
>Difficulty = Challenging. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not changing it )
XP: current/total = level.
For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58

Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.

Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.

>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.
>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.
>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.
>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.
>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.
>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour

>>39260375
>start on filthy dex build. Remove that fucking knight.

>>39260375
>>You don't know what time it is but go get a bowl of breakfast cereal.
THEN we can browse the internet while eating.

>>39260434
>>39260414
>>39260458
I guess this last one counts as internet as well?

Writing

>>39260375
>Go browse the internet some more.
Yay, snake time, best time.

As per last thread horns finally won, I assume that means our father was an oni or demon.

>>39260479
Our father was a horny goat

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>>39260479
It means we're even hornier than before and will require a thorough scrubbing at the next opportunity huehuehuehuehue (no relation)

>>39260375
All you can hear is the deafening sound of static and all you can see is the ceiling. What are you even doing? You're not doing anything at all. You could do your homework or play video games again but... you can't be bothered. What you need is instant gratification.

Rolling out of bed and collapsing onto the floor bonelessly out of sheer boredom you pick yourself up and stagger over to your favorite weird smelling swivel chair through the piles of discarded rubbish and that one bottle you pee into when you can't be bothered to walk to the toilet and hide from your mother, you used to use McDonald's drinking cups but you soon learned your lesson after one to many incidents that ended in spluttering.
You slump into the chair and press the power button, catching sight of yourself while you stare mindlessly into the computer screen waiting for it to load up.

You look like the walking dead, gormless slack jawed expression, hair a mess, black circles under your lidded eyes made especially visible by your deathly pale complexion and ginger hair... everything is as it always is. You check the same sites for updates again, but as always nothings changed, you're looking at the same things. YouTube subscriptions, twitter, even tumblr, you cycle through them several times but nothing changes. You feel like static, theres a sound reminiscent of a zombie groan. You realize you're the one making it.

>Get yourself some breakfast-supper-dinner(?) before going back to Interneting until you pass out again.

>Bug your mother to make you something.

>Look out the window.

>>39260671
>>Look out the window.
It's gotta be better than Windows.

>>39260671
>Yaoi always satisfies even if you've seen it before

>>39260671
>Look out the window.
You mean it isnt boarded up or shutters closed?

>>39260479

plase no,

here's hoping our magic is shit! and our nubs can be concealed by the cap Ed bought for us.

>>39260671
>other
Be a snake

>Horns automatically means magic
I thought horns was the Lord line thing, which isn't necessarily magic?

>>39260671
>>Bug your mother to make you something.

I kind of miss her, don't remember how long it was since I last saw her

>>39260671
>Look out the window.
>Get yourself some breakfast-supper-dinner

>>39260775
Pretty much, yeah.
Horns aren't really related to magic any more than, say, swordfighting or knitting.

>>39260750
I actually hate the nubs and am still pisses about the "No retcon even though I have yet to even post us having horns" Doc said. But if we need to have nubs they ahould atleast give a story reason as to why the fuck they even exist in the first place. Huge votes for life.

>>39260805
while I too hate horns, the way this settings evolution system works means we don't really need any horn-based ancestors to have them.

>>39260743
>>39260693
>>39260790
Look out the window what do you see

Writing

>>39260773
This is ginger spaghetti schoolgirl quest now anon.

>>39260792
>>39260805
Votes are votes.

>>39260792
It seems to denote an extranatural skill in whatever it is that the Lord does, though. So I guess for Katie she would be a Spagooti Quarter-Lord. Or maybe a Get-Into-Fistfights-With-Wildlife Quarter-Lord. Quarter because it's still only half by the time full horns happen.
Or someone else can think of a less autistic title.

>>39260834
>This is ginger spaghetti schoolgirl quest now anon.
Noooo

>be a snake

>>39260837
you have it pretty much dead on. We're not really good at any skills, so the horns denote skill for something much more vague. Like stuttering.

It's just two small (hopefully cute-ish) horns, I have no strong feelings either way about them and actually didn't vote either way regarding them last thread.

Basically: What's the big deal?

>>39260873
>what's the big deal
It's less about the actual evo themselves and more about NUB CONSPIRACY

>>39260827
I forget, Is it Lamia or Naga that in Mythology are related to dragons or something?

>>39260885
Heh, "noob conspiracy".

>>39260873
Hugefags and nubfags are both autists playing a quest about an autist and they want to build their perfect waifu.

If you want a real life analog, take two little kids who hate eachother and tell them that they have to share at Build A Bear and watch what happens.

Dreams within dreams. Our subconscious is telling us what a shit life we had

>>39260904
I think our subconscious should shut up about it and wake us up already.

Either that or load up some good youtube videos for us and then wake up.

>>39260891
I would assume Naga since Lamia was a baby eating woman beast

>>39260928
and/or some innocent priest turned hermit after being raped in a temple

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>>39260671
>and that one bottle you pee into when you can't be bothered to walk to the toilet
I know I had my moments back in the day but even I didn't go so far as to use the piss jug. Thought about it though so I suppose it cant be that much farther to reach that point.

>>39260904
We need to go deeper.

>>39260671
You eventually start browsing the Yaoi board on 4chan for lack of anything better to do, you encounter the same faggots calling your husbando a shit and the baiting arguments you always see and for a short time you are amused by shitposting. That's the highlight of your day, it soon becomes tedious. You almost consider browsing tumblr again before you sigh and slouch back in your chair looking at the ceiling, a perpetual frown stuck to your face.

What are you even doing with your life.

The all pervading silence is now punctuated by a computer fan as well as static, but you suddenly hear something outside the window... or rather feel something there. Your head turns slowly to look at the sudden distraction, sometimes you'd get so bored that you'd look through the cracks in your blinds and go people watching, this is unfortunately one of those times.

The back streets are empty and.... not entirely as you remember them. Things seem rundown, with hints of moss growing on the fences lining the tight pathways behind your house, the sky is grey and a fog permeates everything. All in all a pretty nice day for a walk considering nobody else is around...

Careful not to be seen you move your head and beady eyes so as to get a better look through the slanted blinds blocking your view of the outside world... then you see it- or her? You catch a brief glimpse of her peeking from behind the fence before she disappears. It-she looked familiar.

>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.

>Go get yourself some breakfast.

>Write in ( You'd better not say schlick to yoai

>>39260897
I agree, poison is the way to go.

>>39260671
>Tumblr
Dropped.

But srs, bug mom

>>39261041
>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.

>>39261041
>>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.
go get mauled by a cougar again, I guess.

>>39261041
>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.

>>39261041
>schlick to yoai
>Alright fine, go chase after Sirena

>>39261041
>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.

>>39261041
>Go get yourself some breakfast.

>>39261047
POISON IS ONE OF MY NUMEROUS DESIRES.

I want hugeness, poisonness, and thick scales. Thick scales could be swapped out for camo scales, but yeah.

After those three, I want the full suite of eye powers.

>>39261041
>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.

>>39260873

Qm said he didn't want nubs. Hw wanted huge and/or poison snake. He already said they were electricity magic and make it clear that he's nerfing the shit out of them. It's kind of sounding like a shit shoot, and I picked nubs.

>>39261064
>>39261057
>>39261055
>>39261073
>>39261094


Welp that was pretty one sided.

>>39261054
Bug mom while you're at it. gotit.
>>39261076
I'm partial to bit of armored edge snek myself, but it's never going to happen ;~;

Well we still remember what went on in fantasy world. Talk to yourself to see if we still have the hiss

>>39261109
Armored snake I get, but where does the edge come from?

Are there edge evolutions?

The closest I can think of is claws, which I prioritize around as high as eye upgrades.

>>39261105
>qm doesn't want nubs
>implying it's not a nub conspiracy

>>39261109
I'm partial to anything that might lead to magic, because I'm a faggot like that. I did miss putting my vote into the nubs vote last time though, not that it mattered.

>>39261127
I think the implication is we're having a delusion while unconscious

>>39261139
>Are there edge evolutions?
Tail spade. Can be upgraded for decapitations.
Claws like you said would also be a safe bet.

>>39261076
To be honest that is exactly what I want. But maybe less locked into eyes.

>>39261109
Armored snake is cool but wont het enough traction due to "muh majiks"

>>39261139
Nubs a shit!

>>39261196
I don't like tail spade. It just seems difficult to use/have/live with.

Let's not get back into the nubs or no argument again.

We have a built in taser now, for when things need to scream before we crush them. Like shitmonkeys

>>39261196
Claws seem like they'd interfere with a lot of stuff.

>>39261181
Im just cool with more, physical magic, for lack of a better term. Stuff we do naturally through our body. So the electricity nubs work fine for me

>>39261219
It really depends the type of claw.

>>39261218
more likely to bite off or swallow a tongue then scream I think

>>39261210
And it looks silly unless you're some kind of humanoid demon with a tail.

>>39261218
Yeah, just think of how awesome it'd be to be a living bug zapper too. Apart from combing dead flies out of your hair.

>>39261209
I voted nubs but I have no intention of continuing to upgrade them for boosted magic casting. I imagine I'm not alone in this.

>>39261109
I'll vote on anything that'll make us long. Anything that makes us like a spagetti

>>39261251
Including huge balls of meat?

>>39261248
You I'm fine with. I just hate anons who feel the need that every MC needs to have magic. I blame 3.PF.

Honestly, I'm fine with horn nubs. It'll probably lead into full horns, which will hopefully unlock eye powers. We seem to have exhausted all the eyepowers we can currently get but can't take hypnotic eyes yet on a level up, so maybe adding magic to the mix will help.

Innate magic is best, magic spells can fuck right off. Except maybe convenient around-the-house magic like prestidigitation.

>>39261312
We already have eyepowers we can pick without dumb horns. Hypno eyes is totally pickable.
Unless it's mutually exclusive with thermal eyes.

In which case let's just get camo scales and be full predator.

>>39261312
And Unseen Servant. Mending is also awesome.

>>39261326
>>39261312
No prestidigitation or mending for you.

>>39261339
>Still getting Unseen Servant.
Ghost blowjob! WhooooOOOOooo!

>>39260375
Too short notice Dr, I'm stuck at a thing with 3% battery.

>>39261362
Also,
>People wantIng magic
absolutely disgusting

>>39261475
but we a snek, we don't need no magic.

we get HUEG and STRONK despite still having a little girl body on top.

We need to go out and eat bigger things.

>>39261490
I was agreeing up until you said we need to go out and fight bigger things.

We should probably avoid the jungle when we can. For safety reasons. We almost died, and we're getting a whole session dedicated to being unconscious because we can't be trusted to minimize wounds.

>>39261514

Maybe we can find another pack of boar? This time we just eat all of them.

>>39261539
Can we stop thinking about murdering things for once we almost died

For fucks sake we're just a kid

>>39261539
I'd take several kinds of excuse to give us a reason to get a huge snake-like bulge in our penis shaped stomach.

I remember these things

>>39261490
This is spaghetti snek quest, not Katamari Damacy.

>>39261555
We aren't a kid in body or mind! well maybe the tits.....

>>39261490
>getting even bigger
Na

>>39261555
I just want to wake up so I can go back to being awkward snek.

Then apologize to snekmom like 60 times for going outside.
Then maybe do some bedside drawing with little snake.

>>39261622
>Crude drwaings of ourself with tits

>>39261591
We're most definitely a kid in body, we're just kinda like a really big kid, like a pre-teen that had too many growth spurts. Debatably, we are a kid in mind, kinda. We did forget how to do a lot of stuff like draw or use forks. And 15 years of experience browsing the internet doesn't really help with surviving in a fantasy universe.

>>39261622
Yes thank you.

>>39261041
A haze you didn't realize was coating your mind seems to clear slightly and you blink...wait a second. Wasn't that Sirena? You think it was. A sudden and exciting urge to give chase bubbles up inside your gut, you have no idea why but you just feel the intense need to do so. Almost feels like you finally have a purpose, a reason to actually do something, and it feels if not good at least less like you're a walking corpse.

Power walking wobbly through the layers of crusted floor trash on legs that went into a coma days ago you open the door from your bedroom and step outside...

[NIGHTMARE MODE ACTIVATED

You shiver, the house feels chilly as if your mom turned off the thermostat to save money. Unlike your room that was a constant boring temperature the passage from your bedroom feels thoroughly uninviting, especially with the complete lack of lighting. Even the carpet feels cold.

Suddenly overtake by a strange apprehension you proceed much more gingerly towards the stairs. The entire house creeks as a gust of wind howls outside.

This is some silent hill type shit. "MOOOOOOOM" you shout listening for a reply at the foot of the stairs as if worried something will come around the corner at the bottom and start crawling up backwards on six pairs of broken arms.

The house is silent. "MMMMOOOM?!" you cry in a slighter higher pitched voice, there's no reply.

You advance down the stairs like a deer, just like you used to when you were much younger and used to be haunted by imaginary monsters and the irrational fear that they were hiding right behind every doorway like a black man waiting outside a convenience store in Detroit.

-Cont-

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>>39261681
Apart from being considerably colder and greyer than you recall the house is completely empty. The kitchen is somehow even colder.

You make sure to close the doors after you before leaning against the fridge- There is she is again.

Your eyes meet, there she is peeking out again from behind your garden fence, but her eyes are filled with terror and you have no idea why. You just know one thing, you have to find her and stop her from hurting herself.

She disappears again, tail vanishing as she bolts and you burst out the door. Immediately your teeth start clattering as the cold bites you like a playful lover revealing that surprise! they're actually a vampire, it takes your breath away and you have to stop for a few seconds before you stagger on. Shivering you yell after the fleeing snake "Waaaaaait!"

The back streets look different, bigger. or maybe you're just smaller, and they're covered in moss and vines. Regardless you run in whichever direction vaguely feels like the right one, yet can't shake the feeling of being watched.

Emerging from them you pass through a wall of fog which just seems to get thicker and thicker, unfamiliar shapes pass you by in the Myst like the breath coming from your mouth, it starts to clear and you're left standing in an unknown street, cars rusted and houses derelict, all covered in vines and other green growth. it's utterly silent aside from the gentle breeze now washing over you.

>Give up and head home, it's impossible.

>Keep searching, you have to find her.

>Write in?

>>39261700
>Keep searching, you have to find her.

Down the rabbit hole the snek went, but the snek didn't know it was a dire rabbit. The snake forgot to bring the required holy hand grenade.

>>39261700
>>Keep searching, you have to find her.
Snake-chan dosn't let her prey get away

>>39261700
>Keep searching, you have to find her.
>Go through your mental horror-survival checklist. Maybe you'll be genre savvy enough not to fuck up too bad. This is some silent hill shit.

>>39261700
>Keep searching, you have to find her.

>Write in?
Attempt to control dream as lucid dreamer.
probably fail, but hey, I always try when I recognize my dreams

>>39261700
>Keep searching, you have to find her.

>>39261700
>Keep searching, you have to find her.
NIGHTMARE MODE!?!?

>>39261700
>Keep searching
>Start hearing voices

Keep searching. We left our room, might as well keep going. Plus since this is a nightmare whatever is coming for us will find us eventually. Might as well meet it head on

>>39261700
>Myst
Fucker, I ain't solving any puzzles.

>Keep searching. She's your responsibility.

>>39261765
I think it means we are in a literal nightmare

>>39261700
>Keep searching, you have to find her.
>Sirena-chaaaaaan~

>>39261139
Well blade tail for one, level 2 armored scales would also be pretty edgy in certain places, it's not impenetrable but better than the soft little girl skin you have on your human half now. Also claws.

>>39261678
You didn't forget, you never knew in the first place anon.

>>39261827
...W-we never knew how to use forks?

>>39261700
>>Keep searching, you have to find her.
It's better than getting lost and not being able to find our home again...

>>39261859
>>39261827
how do you not know how to use forks?
You stab the thing. Then you eat it.

>>39261809
>>39261786
>>39261765
>>39261754
>>39261751
>>39261747
>>39261739
>>39261738

Another unanimous decision. I'm noting these down as they'll have a subtle effect on her character.

Writing

>>39261827
>Never knew how to be a functional human

Ok this one is actually mom's fault. Stick with snekmom

>>39261885
Basically going straight for it without any questions? Very deterministic.

>>39261885
well, I'm going to go deal with biological things for like 20 minutes.

I hope nothing is on fire when I come back.

>>39261890
We seriously needed the second chance at growing up. Probably shouldn't waste it by trying to grow up too fast and ruin everything for ourselves again.

Wow you people get way too asspained over having magic.

>>39262009
Fuck magic, and fuck you too. Hueg is only power.

>>39262009
It's almost as if they're really sick of it after having magic in everything else.

>>39262009
I'm fine with it if we just stick to horn nubs and don't go further with it, a little bit is okay but I would very much enjoy not going too far with it.

>>39262078

I'd prefer it more if we grew the horns out fully, but it's more aesthetic sense than an actual desire for magic.

>>39262009
Yeah because it's fucking EVERYWHERE AND IS ANNOYING

>>39262078
Most-likely, the combination of magic being an expression of self-confidence and Katie being scientifically inclined would mean she'd be going in a different direction then casting Lightning 2, Anon.

>>39262111
>magic being an expression of self confidence
Fuck right off my dick with that entire concept.
Right off.

>>39261700
You sort of slow down to a jog then a walk before finally stopping, the only sound and movement you see coming from your heavy breathing fogging up in front of you. You have absolutely no idea where the fuck you are, it freezing cold and every time you turn around things seem slightly different, almost like the vines were moving when you're not looking at them.

This is some horror game bullshit, clearly. You consider checking your mental horror checklist while spinning around trying to get your bearings in a manner that would make the most skittish of stupid deer look like oldschool college fraternity douchbags at a keger. You desperately want to go back to your bedroom but... you can just leave Sirena out here...

It's eerily silent for a while and you wonder if perhaps you're trapped in a video game...

Your head snaps in one direction as something echos far off in the distance, sounding like a rubbish bin being tipped over. You take a few steps back unsure of what to do, you haven't seen anybody since you came out here and quite frankly you're terrified. So much so that you feel your bladder spasm.

Then your eyes go wide as Demonic howls echo deep inside the fog, you can't see anything through the it but you know they're coming. Whatever they are.

>Hide 1d100 vs a 90

>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90

>Stand and fight?

>Write in?

>>39262133
>Activate SNEK mode

Or

>Stand and fight

However you want to interpret it.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39262133
>Hide 1d100 vs a 90
Maybe we'll see someone.
Also nightmare mode is bullshit.

>>39262099
You know what's everywhere and annoying? Your fucking eternal complaints about it in this quest. Bring it up again at the next upgrade vote if people look to be voting for magical stuff again.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>39262133
>>Hide 1d100 vs a 90
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>39262133
>write in
> collapse, try not to cry, cry anyway.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39262133
RUN

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>39262133
>Hide 1d100 vs a 90

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>39262133
>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90

>>39262133
>>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90

>>39262167
Please count.

>>39262133
>Stand and fight

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39262133
FUCK THIS SHIT today has been too fucking weird and you're not going to die in some cliche run and trip horror movie scene.
>Stand and fight, get a weapon and club some feral dogs

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39262133
>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90

>>39262186
Nightmare mode is WORST of three rolls anon.

>>39262009
I'm actually more asspained over people wanting to get even bigger then we already are.

>>39262201
Careful now. Chances are it's actually the village running to help us, and we are in some sort of monster trance.

Because nightmare mode.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>39262133
>Hide

Question: How big are we actually? Snake half and all.

>>39262219
That's because I wanted to go strength or dex build, not shitty Arcane, Int builds are for scrubs.

>>39262243
As big as snake mom.

>>39262261
That seems like a perfect size.

>>39262253
Seriously.
Have you guys ever played dark souls? The casters are the ones who are doing it wrong.

>>39262253
Dex build with Venom would have been perfect, although keep in mind the lengthier we are, the more agility we have.

>>39262162
>>39262168
>>39262242
> Hide rolled a 5

>>39262167
>>39262174
>>39262185
>>39262208
Run rolled 15.

>>39262201
>>39262189
Stand and fight needs more rolls.

Seems you can't run or hide, but running is the one least likely to end in rape.

Writing.

>>39262253
Wow you people are awful.

It's almost like you can't deal with human interaction. Like come on people not everyone is the same and when majority wins you instead decide to shit it up for everyone else.

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>>39262186
We can't.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

All is lost.

>>39262253
>builds
We aren't trying to dungen crawl anon, sure you're in the right quest? If no one else wants to maintain the little girl look then at least I will.

>>39262273
Well that was how we were. Now after we leveled up we might be bigger. Not sure how the system works. But some of these anons want to get bigger it seems.

>>39262261
Actually, we are already bigger than her by like 2 inches its negligible but I think she mentioned it when we say things from her perspective two threads ago.

>>39262297
I've had some good fun with hybrid builds.

>>39262322
>they don't like thing
>better call them awful people!

Fuck off with that sore winner bullshit.

>>39262328
If you can convince me that Poison or Armor will receive enough votes to win the next evolution I will hold off plan Katie=Ouroboros until several evolutions down the line.

We're having a nightmare, did you really think the monsters wouldn't find or catch us no matter what we did?

What we really need is a longer tongue for more sssssssspaghetti.

>>39262380
I'm not really a fan of either, I just don't want to get bigger yet and hurt the cute factor. I'd appreciate it if you just held off and just vote for something else you like.

>>39262372
I did not ever vote for anything.
I'm just calling it as I see it. You're a bunch of fucking spergs whining about shit because it did not go your way. It's not about you not liking thing, it's about endless crying.

>>39262380
Different anon here. I'd also vastly prefer poison (or almost anything) to even more hugeness.

>>39262492
>I don't like these people endlessly crying
>therefore, I will endlessly cry about it at a time where the level of crying is low to negligible until everyone else is crying too

So you are about 20 times worse than I gave you credit for. Fucking autists can't deal with people having reasonable disagreements.

>>39260375
Why now. I'm so fuckin' drunk and I like horns. why do you do that on my birthday?

Gentleman, you can't fight in here. This the war room.

>low to negligible
Did you even read the thread you blind shit?
Not even going to bother with you m8. Stay stupid.

>>39262421
The lisp never ends.

>>39262133
You recognize those howls- YOU RECOGNIZE THOSE HOWLS!! Terror overtakes you, it's those fucking deformed creatures again, but their calls seem much deeper and gravely then you remember. Not that you're thinking too hard about it, right now you're charging down the street gasping for breath while you hear the calls getting closer and louder, you can hear their footsteps now.

The sound of raging water, the monkeys, it's all coming back to you now... You glance back- oh fuck no. That's not a deformed monkey, it's a lanky gorilla on steroids that had a bad run-in with a machete, from what you could glance before snapping your head forward while half screaming half sobbing like a little bitch and demanding your limp noodle legs hurry up, the things diseased skin was stretch taught over bulging muscle and leaking puss, covered in welts and rashes. But it's skull. The thing was fucking bald and missing the flesh around it's teeth putting the rancid blackened things on full perpetual display.
Shit was right out of bloodborne.

You think you just pissed yourself, and that awful screeching... actually come to think of it going by how much your throats hurting that's probably you.

Suddenly your face impacts the floor having tripped on a pesky vine. You shakily rise, tears running from your eyes and blood from your nose as you get onto scraped knees.

You can feel them behind you now, growling deeply. The ground shakes at their steps.

-cont-

>>39262671
You're gonna die. you're going to die, you're going- something hits you in the side. You tumble across the ground before coming to a rest facing the sky. You push yourself up and casually note your arm looks like it's been put inside a washing machine with a pile of bricks, I.E There's a bone sticking out of it, in two places. Your arm doesn't bend that way, in fact you don't even have joints there.

Strangely enough it doesn't hurt, you're more shocked than anything. Just staring at it blankly while tears leak down your face, you're definitely going to die. The ground rumbles as the beasts approach, roaring deeply and pounding the ground. Shaking there's not a lot you can do besides sit there on your knees and wait for the end to come.

>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?

>Unleash snek-chan.

>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)

>>39262693
>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?

>>39262693
>Unleash snek-chan.

The snek went "Ssssssssssssssssssnek"

>>39262671
Whelp! Time to do the only honorable things!

>Look at a guide
>Savescum like a motherfucker
>Alt+F4

>>39262693
>Unleash snek-chan.
Always right. Fuck reson. Fuck logic. We need to survive as predator.

>>39262693
>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?
I'd say wake up but i'm somewhat curious.

>>39262693
>>Unleash snek-chan.

>>39262693
>jump in the water.

>>39262693
>>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?
Anything but snakechan. This is an area where our psychological state is seriously in question, we can't go murderhobo here. Anything but snakechan.

>>39262721
>>39262718
And by unleash I mean summon because this is a dream/ nightmare.

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>>39262693
>>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?
It worked last time, go for it!

Guys... guys. Stop. pls just stop.

>>39262693
>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)

>>39262693
>Unleash snek-chan.

We are bigger now! We can fight these scrubs! We leveled up and came back with +5Poison.

>>39262693
>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?
Follow the story till now

>>39262693
>Unleash snek-chan.

>>39262693
>Jump in the water

I'll humor this terrible dreamscape as long as OP readies themself for a long session.

>>39262693
>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)
Dream sequences a shit. Even when they're done well, they're still a shit.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>39262693
>Pause the dream and look up this guy on the wiki.

>>39262738
Well aware, fuck eight beer and 4 shots. Survival isall that counts.

>>39262693
>>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?
As a side benefit, it will also repel vampires.

>>39262693
>Jump in

Snek-chan a badass, but these are going to eat her alive.

Would rather not fight since we might hurt someone in the waking world, but whatever.

Jump in the water. Not even snakechan can take them

>>39262764
>Pause
>A souls game

Get a load of this guy.

>>39262712
>>39262726
>>39262730
>>39262737
>>39262740
>>39262748
>>39262756
>>39262797
Jumping in the water

>>39262718
>>39262721
>>39262728
>>39262744
>>39262749

Snaaaaaaaake- lost.

Writing.

>>39262693
>Unleash snek-chan.

OP please don'T lisen to the people that want to flee, please. let is be what we are now. Scavenger, predator, killer. Let us be... the snake, the lamia, the monster. Unleash us...

>>39262693
>Unleash snek-chan.

>>39262829
>OP please disregard the majority vote and listen to what I have to say

We aren't a savage killer, we're just a kid.

>>39262829
And then we ran like a bitch.

>>39262693
>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?

>>39262829
I'm sorry anon, but we are the spaghettiest of sneks.

>>39262693
>>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)
Look, dream sequences are nice but I was hyped for us being awake today.

SKIPSKIPSKIP

Perhaps we will come out of the other side of this nightmare a new snake, better prepared now for the new world we inhabit.

>>39262897
I don't caaaare
Holding the skip buttooooon

>>39262897
Hahahahahaha

>>39262897
I actually hope we don't change drastically. Maybe some small changes. I mostly just voted to continue because I didn't want OP's material to go to waste.

>>39262889
>>39262866
>>39262860
Not anymore. overcome yourslves, overcome your nature, overcome the chaines that bind us with the fire that drives us.

>>39262950
We are less than a month old can we please enjoy our second chance of a childhood while we still can?

>>39262927
>Press X to skip
>This is a Genesis controller
When did I lose control of my life?

I will never understand the people who insist on trying to turn quests into slice of life when the quests are very obviously not slice of life

>>39262965
This.
Fuck all this nightmare world development shit. Let's go drawing and make an actual friend. It might even help us talk without stuttering.

Hell, let's pay back eddie somehow.

>>39263019
I will never understand people who bring up complaints like this completely unprompted specifically to start fights about people liking things they don't like.

>>39262965
This is a dream. we had our chance at childhood. we had our chance to be great. bbut we failed. we faailed and were given a second chance and we should use it.

>>39263037
>unprompted
It's prompted by the people going on about how doing anything but being a little kid doing little kid things only is badwrongfun, which makes your assertion that I'm trying "to start fights about people liking things they don't like" all the funnier.

>>39263022
Drawing would probably happen anyway. The only question is when we eventually draw a picture of snake mom and write MOM on it.

>>39263037
He likes arguing with things he doesn't actually care about is my guess.

>>39263076
>He likes arguing with things he doesn't actually care about is my guess.
Yeah, makes sense. Especially given this
>>39263069

>>39263076
I don't know if we get to call snake mom "mom".
It's a weird case of semi-adoption.

>>39263144
The spaghetti would be delicious, though. And we'd probably get a double amount.

>>39263144
She would probably die from bloodloss through her nose. As far as formalities go I think it's fine if we just asked her if our mom is coming back for us. Leading question.

I'd want to see the pasta flow anyway.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2AhjhYWDUM

>>39263194
I sort of want it to go a different way though.
Moving out of salvia's house to live in eddie's house after we buy him a bed
Then we are neighbors and friends with the snake family and we get to consistently improve eddie's house as the quest goes on
Fuck you guys I love improving a base

>>39263212
I'm down for improving Eddie's home. But I still like the idea of calling Salvia "Mom", I mean, we don't have to technically live with her to do that. But we'd also have to start calling Eddie "Dad", Or perhaps "Daddy" if we're feeling cute.

>>39263212
>Fuck you guys I love improving a base
O-Ok anon...

>>39263262
Fuck you. Bases for life.

>>39263258
I'd sign both immediatly. Eddie is dad and Salvia mom

>All of these voters.
>No one thinks about what Katie would want.
Poor Katie.

>>39263212
All we have to do is hitch snek-mom and Eddie, and then we can take over eddies house when he moves in with snek-mom

>>39263258
>Not calling him "papa"
Daughter, I am very disappoint.

>>39263296
>what katie would want
To live in the village without being clawed to pieces again, to get to draw some, and eventually maybe not being so awkward?

Also internet?

Because it seems the entire conversation is revolving around what katie wants.

>>39263284
Whatever is cost-efficient. If Eddie moves in, it's a huge load off of his back financially as long as there is room.

>>39263317
>>39263299
>eddie moves in
No No No
WE move in with EDDIE. He's the one who has an empty house (base) to work on.

>>39263284
You sure showed him.

>>39263332
You don't understand.

Eddie moves in with snek-mom.

We move in to eddies empty place.

But.. then we don't spend at much time with best little big sister.

>>39263382
No, we move in with eddie and get a second bed next to his.
>>39263396
she's our neighbor!

>>39263382
WIN-WIN
If we manage to do that. And if Eddie is exceptionally well endowed since... we did fit half our arm in...

>>39263382
Or, if Snek-mom has space in her place, we improve both if we can afford it, just snek-mom's if we're poor. We have to pay debts, after all.

>>39263409
Our neighbour across half the town!

>>39263341
I don't have a smug enough picture to describe how much I showed him.

We will have Eddie move into moms place, mom moves into Eddie's place, and we work on fortifying the wall and live in a hole. Everyone's happy.

>>39263413
Doujins agree that he would be, and when has Japan ever been wrong?

>>39263441
Since >>/y/

All this talk of improving houses when we couldn't even bring a single deer back. Baby steps guys.

>>39262693
Memories come flooding back to you as you stare into the gaping maw of this mutant primate bent on eating you a possibly desecrating your corpse. it's like your there again looking at a raging river, because you are. Instead of tarmac the road at the intersection is just a raging river, cars clinking as they're pushed and pulled by the dangerous currents. Breathing and heart-rate going haywire a very reptilian part of your brain decides it's more afraid of the giant nightmarish fucks behind you than it's fear of drowning.

You bolt, crying and emitting incoherent babble you charge towards the water feeling the breath of the creature right behind you, in fact you realize as you faceplant the floor, it was right behind you. it just picked you up by your legs. Mouth open in a silent scream you come face to face with a maw full of rancid rotting teeth and you know that this is it. You never even got to complete dark souls.

Then there's this sound, like a cross between a hiss and a field of jet fighters taking off simultaneously. You crash to the ground forgotten as something charges past.

-cont-

>>39263494
It's just two guys.

>>39263504
A gigantic horned serpent, wicked blade fingers, Cheshire grin revealing a horde of jagged teeth, wicked horns jutting back behind it's jet black hair. it's every bit the monster those creatures are. By the time you manage to get up they're already viciously tearing chunks out of one another, the snake- no.. is that.. is that you? Is that what you are? It digs it's wicked claws directly into the apes eyes then grinning maliciously tears it's tongue out with it's teeth when it screams. You mesmerized by the extreme display of fetishisized ultra-violence, watching the snake ruthlessly beat the howling mutants head into the pavement deforming both flesh and tarmac, so much so that you don't notice the other ape before it's already 5 feet away.

Crying out in surprise you run, run like a motherfucker. Functioning entirely on autopilot you jump directly into the raging water and get pulled under. Your breath is gone, the water stabs you like a literal spear-tip made of ice wielded by a deranged looking homeless motherfucker, or rather a group of them simultaneously.

It gets dark soon after, you're pulled along in the current and everything goes numb and limp. Sounds of people talking about you echo in the darkness,swirling around like a torrent of disproving rich snobs trapped in a Whirlpool, saying horrible things about you and your ginger hair.

"What a pathetic failure of a human being"

"Why doesn't she leave her room for once"

"Nobody loves you"

"Monster"

-cont-

>>39263494
hey. We brought the deer back.
We just had some troubles.

>>39263520
You feel something rough on your forearms, it's...- it's solid ground. You feel around in the dark before pushing yourself up and gasping deeply for breath, ginger hair stuck to your face and dripping wet. You cough and splutter, gasping for air before dragging yourself froward on shaking arms feeling like you're wearing a lead jacket. your arms burn and you collapse sideways into the shallow pit of water, head just above water enough to breath.

"Oh dear lord, what is that?" asks a woman.

"I don't know dear, but just look at it, she's positively anorexic" agrees another in the tone of a spoiler teenage girl caricature bullying the stereotypical nerd from an 80's sitcom, oh god it's so cliche. You can just about see their high heels.

"My what UGLY hair, and such an unkempt appearance, do you think she's homeless? She must be homeless"

You manage to barely roll over onto your back to get a better look, there they stand on dry land and or the overgrown pavement, a group of incredibly tall faceless people, probably 8 feet tall, brow ridges angled downward is disapproval.

"Gerald do something, it's looking at me, wretched little beast" you just stare blankly up at it-her? fuck if you know. Your arm doesn't seem to be broken anymore so that's a plus.

"Just ignore it dear it'll go away"

>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)

> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)

>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)

I'll be jotting this down for later

>>39263520
Hey.
I don't think anyone ever called us a monster.

>>39263537
>[x] Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do).

>>39263537
>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)

>>39263537
>>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)
I am not willing to give up the spaghetti.

>>39263537
>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)

>>39263537
>> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)
I don't support actually changing our attitude, but we don't actually KNOW these people. So fuck them.

>>39263537
>stop caring. You're soooo over it anyway.

Positive attitude.

>>39263537
>>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)
This is a dream. We can do whatever the fuck we want.

>>39263537
>>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)

>>39263537
>>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)
Can we still cry?

>>39263537
>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)

>>39263537
>> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)

>>39263537
>>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)


>>39263569
>>39263582
>>39263583
Wanting Katie to be miserable forever.

>>39263537
>> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)

>>39263537
>stop caring.

>>39263537

>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)

>>39263537
>Angry
Hey. Bitch. You aren't a shit-monkey. Think we could take you.

>>39263587
Choices here have an effect on the character's personality, in case you missed that.

>>39263537
>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)
Time to get your warface on!

>>39263537
>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)
>Insult their lack of a face, how their height means they'll die early in life, and how pleb their brows are.

>>39263537
>> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)

>>39263600
>Implying anger isn't also miserable, but externalized instead of actually becoming happier

>>39263537
>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)

>>39263607
I didn't. And Katie needs to grow some self-confidence.

>>39263537
>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)
I want to get angry, but it's so absolutely out of character to jump to that emotion in a confrontation. Next vote.

I HOPE THIS DECISION DOESN'T ACTUALLY CHANGE HOW WE BEHAVE THAT MUCH.
SHIIIIIFT

ignore them. We know it's a dream now. Fuck them

>>39263537
>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)
Jesus you guys really want us to be a sad fucking mop forever

>>39263537
> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)

>>39263537

>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)

>>39263537
>But... but I'm right here... I'm... I'M RIGHT HERE (get angry)

>>39263537
>>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)

>>39263650
I just can't actually care about dream sequence.
I know it's supposed to be defining our character or whatever, but it's all a silly dream to me.
though, I voted to ignore them. For reference.

>>39263537
>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)

>>39263537
>Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)
Comon we need her to have a way through social anxiety that isn't feral rage

>>39263537
>>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)

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>>39263537
>Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)

>>39263520
>>39263537
Holy shit, this kicks in on my playlist while I'm reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrz4GhMUDZA [Embed]


>>39263441
>Doujins agree that he would be, and when has Japan ever been wrong?
pic related.

>>39263650
I voted for Stop Caring, because I feel like that's the option to become happier instead of just externalizing your misery onto everyone else like anger does.

Ignore them. Katie isn't an angry person and she knows they aren't real

>>39263537
>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)

Sadness seems to be a safer choice, anger might cause problems.

Hey, Doc, Just how drastically are you planning for this to affect katie anyway? Is she like going to be a whole new person when she wakes up or were you just going to have subtle changes happen?

>>39263569
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>>39263604
>>39263634
>>39263719

>Spaghetti snek

>>39263578
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>>39263600
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>>39263674
>>39263680
Angry snek

Anger is so out of character I don't know why I included it, just couldn't think of another option and it seemed vaguely valid, but too late now.

>>39263585
>>39263586
>>39263599
>>39263686
>>39263716

And finally apathetic snek.

>>39263731
You're right.
BUT ANGER WON SO- if anything i guess she'd be slightly more confrontational if actually confronted in a crack head type scenario.

Writing

>>39263774
Not Anger per se but indignation and frustration. faux anger if you will.

>>39263772
Oh just some small subtle changes that will probably build up over time.

We might have just started down the villain route, I dunno.

Writing for real now.

>>39263774
THINK MORE CAREFULLY ABOUT THE CHOICES YOU INCLUDE

ALSO DON'T MAKE IT AFFECT US TOO MUCH

ALSO ALSO LET'S WAKE UP SOON

>>39263774
>Anger is so out of character
Exactly. Please don't have this have any permanent, drastic change. It's just a weird nightmare.

>>39263731
>>39263732
You wouldn't know what's real. and externalizing anger is not a way that's right. but being ovewhelmed by grief and resignating is much less a way to deal with things

>>39263799
>We might have just started down the villain route, I dunno.
OH WOW FUCKING THANKS DR!

>>39263799
No villain routes.
I like villagers. Even steve. That dick.

>>39263774
>that feel when your vote is never counted

Not that it would have made a difference

>>39263801
>ALSO ALSO LET'S WAKE UP SOON
Hah! Dream on.

This is the dream-episode. Then we get a recap episode. And then a beach episode.

>>39263774
>>39263804
Maybe anger represents a growing sense of self ability? Like confronting rather than fleeing problems?

>>39263809
That's not what the stop caring option was. Did you actually read it or just the little bit in parentheses at the end?

>>39263804
Too late you shits. God 4chan is full of idiots.
Doc-"These choices effect your character and the future
Anon-We vote to be anger cause lol out of character
Doc-"Ok villan route"
Anon-"Why do our choices effect stuff!?"

>>39263834
NO.
NO DAMN YOU.
well, the beach might be allright, but I want quest back.

>>39263774
nobody* wants villain route. Please don't put us there.

>>39263774
Chalk it up to fever hallucinations, infection from puma wounds, Snek-chan, and our body literally fighting for its life.

>>39263845
U mad?

Stop caring is still a door mat. Keep being a pussy is shit as well.

Just because some one doesn't put up with being walked all over doesn't make them a villain.

>>39263872
Then they shouldn't have voted anger now should they!?

Anger is good. anger is explosive, dealing with prooblems, but quickly subsiding. hatred is wrong. anger is a possible point from where we can change. accept your anger. at yourself. at the world. let it free to free yourself.

>>39263884
Stop being angry that people voted a thing you didn't like.
Stop trying to torpedo further development because people voted a thing you don't like.

>>39263799
I fail to see how getting pissed about being insulted would be a villain route. If anything it'd be cathartic. the Quiet ones are the ones you need to watch, cause when they go psycho you're already dead.

>>39263872
We control the character. Do you think we're going to wake up and murder everyone?

>>39263884
Expressing Anger isn't evil. Christ you're all a bunch of chicken shits.

>And the Dr. was the hue

Stop taking things so seriously you little shits. Just enjoy the nightmare. It never ends

>>39263872

Speak for yourself, actually being a villain might be fun for a change.

Imagine a spaghetti-filled attempt at doing a villain speech.

>>39263910
>Do you think we're going to wake up and murder everyone?
It really depends what he means by villain route. I don't care about this actual choice, all results are acceptable. But us becoming a villain would be shit.

>>39263804
>>39263845

Because depressed people can never be angry at imaginary constructs...

>>39263923
*nobody includes people who would be contrarian just for the sake of it and the inevitable one-off guy who really wants to play evilquest

>>39263843
I did. Acting as you keep doing is wrong. it is perpetuating a cycle that will never end. stoping to care is the ultimate end of that. Choosing to be rather alone. choosing to stop caring is the first step to a downwards spiral that may only end with us.

>>39263881
>Stop caring is still a door mat.
Stop caring is not giving a shit about what random assholes that don't know you think about you. In Katie's particular case, it would mean way less social anxiety because she stops being paranoid about everyone thinking the worst of her. If someone's a douche in a way that matters, we could still react.

I'm sorry this is happening, Doc.

>>39263950

>Nobody wants villain quest
>People who want villain quest don't count

That's not what "nobody" means, dipshit.

>>39263923
No and fuck off.

>>39263936
>>39263902
>>39263910

>I'm being angry at anger being voted
>I'm not evil

Irony is lost over the internet.

>>39263799
That route involves eating er'y body?

>>39263978
No one said you were evil. I called you a chicken shit.

>>39263970
It's his fault. He did a power vote and immediately followed it with a dream sequence where we choose future character emotive states.

If he just let us interact with the normal characters and continue with our business, none of this would be happening.

STOP

WE WON'T EAT ANYBODY UNTILL WE CHOSE TO

ANGER IS A CATALYST FOR CHANGE, NOTHING MORE

>>39263995
Chicken shit is the root of all evil.

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Spagetti

>>39263965
The "Stop caring" option also strongly appears to include Katie coming to believe that she's a pathetic, ugly failure, and not even really person. Worthless. Literally worth less than anyone else.

>>39264011
Like I say man.
The sooner we get back to spaghetti the sooner we stop having arguments over character development and powers.

BTW, reminder that one of Katie's first action in this quest was throwing a controller at a TV screen. SO rage isn't THAT out of character.

>>39264047
You do have a point there... Frustration is not out of character. Sexual or otherwise.

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>>39264011
>Remove spice

Jesus christ this is the shitstorm to end all shitstorms.......