>>39277218
Could you give me a rundown of what you taught to them?
(Show interest in his techniques).

Maybe do puppy dog eyes, and ask him to teach his secret techniques.

>>39277218
You taught half of them! Fantastic, then you can teach the other half now.

>>39277218
"What techniques are you holding back, old man? I've found that the more backwards and away from the PTO a planet, the more things it hides. This isn't the time to be holding anything back if you want these kids to live."

>>39277218

Roshi has more experience teaching people than they do. They could be geniuses, but if they don't know how to pass that know-how on, that makes them basically worthless when it comes to teaching. It's basically the difference between someone who does IT professionally, and the guy that taught him. The former might've gotten better down the line due to going out in the field and making his living off of it, but he probably can't show someone else how to do it.

>>39277218

>"Really? Pretty sure none of those space clowns can destroy a moon. Cut the crap, old man. I can recognise a sneak when I see one, and you certainly ain't saying the truth."

>"Beside, you're somewhat strong for this planet, so you better help out."

I wonder if we can offer Roshi Ranfan as a reward, or would Popo mind.

We should ask Popo, and maybe see what kind of training Ranfan is doing. Should be worth checking out.

You narrow your eyes at the old man, growling as you step towards him, "And yet, I feel the sneaking suspicion that you're not telling me quite a lot of things. Cut the crap old man, I don't like being lied too."

Roshi panics, back pedalling swiftly, "Why- That is too say, I don't think I can be of much help. Everyone you have here already far eclipses me. I'm just an old man who wishes to pass the rest of his days by the sea."

In lieu of response, you crack your knuckles.

Roshi continues back-pedalling, Turtle turning to watch, as you back the old man right up against a tree. "I- I could teach the others. I suppose. The Kamehameha wave is always a useful attack? Other than that, the only other move I have is something that would be no help. All it does is seal away demons... Or did Tien learn that..."

The old man trails off in thought, scratching his beard, you crack your knuckles once more as his eyes drift over your chest.

>Fine, nothing to teach then get out
>Write in

>>39277428
>"Good. Teach the Kamehameha, and the demon sealing technique. And if I get a whiff that you're hiding something, you'll be leaving this tower on the Gravity Express.

>>39277428

He can hold a little beginner's class for Gohan, Spike and Yajirobe. Get them some ki attacks that don't rely on charging for five minutes or tools.

>>39277428
>Write in
"Cut the crap, old man. These maggots are mere speed bumps as they are now. Either start opening up your bag of tricks, or accept that they're going to die."

>>39277428
What about less helpful techniques?

What can you do? Even useless techniques can become great, if you combine them with other techniques, or add large amounts of power to it.

Also teach us Kamehameha, and the demon sealing technique.

>>39277218
"This is your planet old man. You can pull your weight just like the others.

Now, give me a run down of what styles and techniques you've taught them. Then tell me what you're holding back.

Don't look at me like that. We both know you've got some extras. You'd never give up everything. Now either give me a few examples to keep me happy, or I'll beat every secret you have out of you."

We need to get
1)MAX Power Kamehameha (its even more powerful Kamehameha)
2)Thunder Shock Surprise (Ki to lightning conversion. Stun and insane speed.)

>>39277428
>Write in
"That Kamehameha isn't bad by itself. You can teach that to us and the others that don't know it yet. What about this sealing technique, how does it work? How was it used? We might be able to make some use of it."

>>39277428

Seconding >>39277475

+ "Seriously, what more motivations do you need? Heck, you're better at ki use than half my recruits."

>>39277513

The Max Power form is pretty impressive on its own, but let's not get meta

You nod slowly, "I want to know how to do this Kameha-thing of yours, and you can teach it to Gohan, Spike and Yajirobe too while you're at it."

The old man shrugs, "Very well. And I suppose you want the Evil Containment as well?" You nod, "Very well. But be warned, no matter how strong the user is physically, it takes a strength of the heart to use the move without sacrificing yourself with it."

You note that away in your mind, "Anything else?"

Roshi pauses to think, scratching his gleaming bald head. "Nothing but the Afterimage technique. But I'm sure you know that already? It's a rather basic technique."

"Oooh. Afterimage, what's that?" Risel asks.

Roshi smiles slightly, "Oh nothing special. Just leaving a projection of your energy behind when moving at a high speed. Very helpful for tricking your opponents."

"Teach that as well." Your order is sharp, as the trainees finish their lap, running over to you, Yajirobe bringing up the rear.

>Let Roshi go first, teach the
>>Kamehameha
>>Afterimage
>>Evil Containment Wave

>Let Risel go first
>You'll go first, focus on...

>>39277606
>learn all the things.

>>39277633
focus on one at a time retard, the humans won't pick it up in one go

>>39277606
>Let Roshi go first
>teach the afterimage
"Alright Maggots, listen up. I want you all to use the afterimage technique as easily as flying. When your opponent is stronger, you gotta fight smarter.

>>39277606
>Let Roshi go first, teach the
>Afterimage

It's easy as fuck, we'll get it in an hour and can then move onto other things.

But despite being so easy, it's useful as hell. Especially against opponents that can't sense energy.... like Vegita and Freiza.

>>39277653
Just time skip. Its not like we ewer use them ever again after this.

>>39277606

>>Let Roshi go first, teach the Afterimage

Kabu thought the Kamehameha was a pretty shitty ki attack, before. Though it could be that Krillin isn't good at using it yet.

>>39277606
>Let Roshi go first, teach the
>Kamehameha

>>39277606
>Let Roshi go first, teach the
>Afterimage

>Fight between Chiaotzu and Nappa
>Chiaotzu uses Afterimage
>Nappa: "Oh cool! It knows Double Team!"

"Alright, listen up! I want all of you to be able to use the afterimage technique as easily as flying by the time you're done. When you're fighting someone stronger than you, you have to fight smarter than them." Krillin scowls at you saying that, clearly remembering your conversation with him, but you ignore it.

Roshi steps forward, shrugging the purple turtle shell he wears off his shoulders and readjusting his glasses. "Krillin, Yamcha, Tien. You boys already know this, so you can help me demonstrate. Try and attack me."

The two bald men and Yamcha all run forward, striking at the old man. You watch in expectation, as their fists and feet all crash through the old man, but instead of his flesh caving in, they simply go right through him.

You look about for where Roshi's gone, finding him strolling out from among the trainees, laughing to himself. "So ya see, the principal here, is to leave behind an image of yourself, comprised of your own energy. Like a ki blast that you leave standing. You have to shape it like yourself, however, to be able to fool your opponent. Yamcha, Krillin, show it off again."

Krillin goes to kick Yamcha in the gut, but once again, his foot goes through him, Yamcha appearing behind his sparring partner, kicking Krillins legs out from under him.

"Got the idea of it now?" Roshi asks, "Everyone give it a whirl then."

You clear a space and try it out yourself.

>Roll D1000+180

Rolled 890 + 180 (1d1000 + 180)

>>39277799

>>39277768
>Kabu thought the Kamehameha was a pretty shitty ki attack, before. Though it could be that Krillin isn't good at using it yet.

It's a force multiplying attack. 10 x shit concentrated into a single Beam of Death is still pretty poor.

10 x Badass concentrated into a single Beam of Death is..... Yeah. We can use that.

>>39277799

Rolled 63 + 180 (1d1000 + 180)

>>39277799

Rolled 221 + 180 (1d1000 + 180)

>>39277799

Rolled 374 + 180 (1d1000 + 180)

>>39277799

You dash forward, leaving a trail of ki behind you, before spinning around and kicking at your own face, the energy you left behind leaving it standing for about five seconds before it fades from sight.

You glance around, Teito and Risel both pulled it off with ease as well as Chiaotzu and even Gohan, leaving Yajirobe, Chichi and Spike flailing around, trying to project their energy behind them. After a few more attempts, even Chichi pulls it off, laughing as she shows it off to her son, he reaches out to tug the images pant leg, only for his hand to close on air.

Roshi seems impressed, stepping forward to try and walk Yajirobe and Spike through it more, as Krillin, Yamcha and Tien approach you.

"Umm, yeah, hi." Krillin starts, until you glance towards him "I- That is- We already studied under Roshi... should we be doing something else? I don't think he really needs us to demonstrate... just giving us something to do?"

>Go train in the ship then
>Write in

>>39277959
>Write in
Have Risel teach them the Fusion Dance and Four Witches.

>>39277959
>Write in
"The old goat was trying to skive off by saying he'd already taught you guys everything he knows. You've been around him long enough, how much is he holding back?

What have you seen him do that he's never shared?"

>>39277988
This.

>>39277959

>Go train in the ship then
Fair play.

Let's see how responsible you can be under your own supervision.

>>39277959

>"Well, if you guys know all his tricks... well, the ones he's willing to show, anyway. Go on the ship, and spare for a while. Heavy clothes and gravity 10x."

>>39277988
This.

Also ask him if he knows any other techniques Roshi hasn't taught them (common Thunder Shock Surprise).

What are the names of our fusions aside from Teisel?

Also we could try to make afterimages act like landmines/traps, and make them explode on touch. It is Ki, so it can go boom!

>>39278059

True.

>>39277959
>Go train in the ship then
The technique requires you to move fast. I expect you to do so even in enhanced gravity. Spar, no flying, no ki blasts, only after-image technique. 20x gravity. If you think it's hard, remember that tomorrow Yajirobe, Spike, Chichi, and Gohan will be taking your places tomorrow.

You glance over your shoulder too "Risel, can you reach these three Fusion and the Four Witches technique for me?"

She nods happily, Tien saying he can help show off the Four Witches move as well, as they move across the Lookout, by the left wing of the castle.

"How's Krillin gonna fuse?" Teito asks, nudging you in the side. "Don't the dancers have to be the same build? Aaaaand not midgets? Only one he can fuse with is Chiaotzu or Gohan."

You shrug, "If he has the technique, then he can do it once the others have learned at least." You turn back to Roshi, who's still having trouble explaining it to Spike and Yajirobe, who mostly just end up with their ki exploding on their asses as they try to dash away from it.

"Old man!" You call out, Roshi turning back to you,

>"Would there be a way to weaponise this move?
>Let's move on to learning the (Kamehameha / Evil Containment Wave)...
>You take those two and make sure they learn it, I'll take over
>Write in

>>39278120
>"Would there be a way to weaponise this move?
We just saw the ki image blow up. Pretty sure Kabu could get the hint.

>>39278120
>"Would there be a way to weaponise this move?

>>39278120
>>"Would there be a way to weaponise this move?
(Electrical ki transformation for stun, and explosion)

>>39278120
>"Would there be a way to weaponise this move?"

Don't want to pull him away from this until those 3 get the hang of it. Ask if he has pointers for making it explode then work on that ourselves while he continues with them.

Once they've got it, then we can move on to another technique.

>>39278158
I don't think we're gonna get such an easy kill move as a stun
nor do I want it, there goes all the fun of fighting

>>39278183
It's not like its a long term stun, just while the electricity courses taught. Its just 1 opening. Plus stronger, or alien enemies might shrug it off.
Thunder Shock Surprise on the other hand... That lightning based levitation cage.

You point over to Spike and Yajirobe, still launching raw ki blasts behind themselves rather than clones. "You see what they're doing? They're exploding. Would there be a way to have the afterimage explode as well?"

Roshi strokes his beard again, humming in thought. "I'd never thought of it until now, but if you were to put more offensive energy into it, the afterimage would probably glow brightly, more than enough to set it apart from whoever left it behind. You'd need split second timing to pull it off without your foe seeing through it. But it can most likely be done."

You nod, taking to the air to get more space, "Good, then let's give it a go."

Roshi pushes his glasses up his nose, "Three hundred years and once again a young'un is already outshining me." He sighs, "Yup, this is why I retired."

You focus on channelling a blast into your afterimage this time, while still having the time to get away from it without it blowing up on you.

>Roll D1500+180

Rolled 1083 + 180 (1d1500 + 180)

>>39278316

Rolled 508 + 180 (1d1500 + 180)

>>39278316

Rolled 1137 + 180 (1d1500 + 180)

>>39278316

>>39278316
>the afterimage would probably glow brightly, more than enough to set it apart from whoever left it behind.

This is an easy fix. Making ourself glow with a ki aura is simple. Hell, most characters in DBZ did it accidentally half the time.

>Step 1) Make self glow
>Step 2) Create Exploding Clone
>Step 3) Stop our own glow so the clone stands out all the more
>Step 4) Wait for the clone to explode in enemies face, sweep in an gank them while distracted!

>>39278411
We should talk to Popo and Kami. That drill thing Piccolo did would be worth learning.

>>39278445
After the kamehameha and evil containment.

If we can modify them, it will be good. Also the special beam canon (drill thing) was created as counter to containment wave anyway, so its good thing to know both.

You fly forward, leaving ki behind you, hearing it detonate over your shoulder as it you fly forwards. Hmm. Not a very long fuse on it, but it'll do. About a second or two at the most, but if you use it in a fight, you'll probably have a meat shield between you and it as well.

You touch back down, catching Yajirobe finally managing to pull it off, as the others now practice using the move on each other in sparring. You can see how easy Chichi is going on Gohan. That leaves only Spike, still trying to pull it off. You remember him saying he was barely even aware of ki earlier, and you can see the frustration on his face as he fails again and again.

"I will not let these humans get ahead of me on this." You hear him mutter, as he lies face down on the floor, knocked down by his own backfiring energy once more.

Roshi stands over him, "Try and try again my boy. The only way to overcome failure. You keep going on that and I'll check in on that with you."

Roshi glances back to you, so you beat figured it out then? Brains and looks, what don't you have going for you?"

>Write in

>>39278543

A planet. Most of my species. Freedom from genocidal space tyrants. the usual.

>>39278543
>Thanks, you are not so bad looking yourself.

>>39278572
This.

>>39278572
Second

>>39278543
Tell Roshi we'll take over for Chichi, Yajirobe, and Gohan. Have him to go help Spike with basic Ki manipulation.

For Chichi and Gohan, tell Chichi we'll be sparring her, and Gohan can take on Yajirobe. Afterimage and martial arts only. If she passes out or incapacitates herself again, we'll be switching to sparring with Gohan. that should convince her to not be an idiot.

>>39278543
"A fetish for old men"

>>39278543

>"Time to waste. So, what's this Kamehameha thing?"

>To the devil : "Spike, if you have troubles with ki, try creating a ball of it in your hand. That'll help you manipulate it"

>>39278632
Don't insult the person teaching you cool martial arts stuff.

>>39278632
This oh lawdy this!

>>39278572
This

>>39278632
>>39278572
These two

>>39278612
Not a bad plan, but let's keep it in reserve after we've finished chatting up Roshi.

You hold you fingers up, curling them down with each of your points, "Oh... a planet, most of species... freedom from genocidal space tyrants. You know... the usual."

Roshi stares at you, pushing his glasses up his nose again. "Hmm.... Hm." Is all he has to offer, before turning back to Spike, "Welp, since you're having problems with this, just work on your basic ki control. You're only focusing on offensive energy, when what you want is a non offensive. Work on that."

The devil pushes himself up on his feat, sweating as he tries to push out a basic ki blast, grunting audibly, "Work damnit!"

You leave Spike to work on that, as Roshi gathers everyone back together, you glance overhead, the sun already past noon if you understand the positioning on this planet.

"Right, so

>Roshi will teach...
>I'll take over
>Teito will take over
>I'm going to train on the ship

>>39278746
Roshi will teach Spike ki manipulation. We'll take over Gohan, Chichi, and Yajirobe. Teito can handle the rest.

>>39278746
>>Roshi will teach...

Kamehameha

>>39278746
>Roshi will teach...
>Evil Containment Wave

Let's see what this thing can do.

>>39278778
Second

>>39278778
This.

>>39278746
>Evil Containment Wave
We should get Picolo and Kami up in this, they have the most insight on this technique.

>>39278746
>Do fusion dance with Chichi

>>39278746
>Roshi will teach...
Us kamehameh

>>39278746

I'll second this: >>39278778

So have we decided if we're gonna destroy this planet once we get raditz back?

>>39278819

Pretty sure she'll need to grow one head taller, and at least 200 pounds of muscles

>>39278869
Nah, we've made a deal to defend the place. Besides, breeding with the natives might be the only way to continue the bloodline. Not that WE'LL do it, but future generations...

>>39278819
fushion with Chi Chi and jump Goku?

>>39278746
>I'll take over
ki manipulation training for all. Better basic ki blasts means better special moves and maybe even new ones.

>>39278746
>>39278901
give people better upper limits on their ki any way

>>39278778
writan

>>39278869

Nah. People here will be useful to deal with Freezer.

Also, we could give it to Risel: it may be isolated and not very high on the technology tree, but it's pretty and not very violent. I still say she could become its god.

Also, there is Bulma on it, so it's not so bad in our book

>>39278915
Write a smut about Kabu and Chichi.
You will be my hero.

You nudge Roshi in the back, "You will continue to work with Spike, help him work on ki control." The old man shrugs, muttering about how he needs it anyway, as you step forward to the remainder of the group. "Yajirobe, Gohan and Chichi, you three are going to spar with me. Chiaotzu, you'll go with Teito. She'll try not to break you, don't worry."

The small pale boy tremors as Teito points to a spot a short distance away, leaping over to it expectantly.

Chichi steps forward, glaring at you with open hostility, Yajirobe cowers backwards under your sight. Gohan floats between them, chasing a butterfly though the air, trying to catch it without killing it.

"Alright, you three." You crack your neck both ways, "How's your flying practice going Gohan, Yajirobe?"

Gohan glances at you, before doing a twirling pirouette through the air, landing on his hands, with a "Tada!" Before pouting as he realises he let his butterfly escape. Yaji shrugs non-commitally, lifting himself off the ground with a massive heaving noise.

"And what about you?" You ask Chichi, "Are you another of these humans who can't fly?"

The woman glares at you silently for a moment, before cleanly lifting off the ground. "Kami taught me once I woke up. I just didn't feel like talking to you about it." She tells you.

You grunt non-committally,

>Sparring practice.
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>>39279032
Fusion dance time!

>>39279032
>Sparring Practice
Gohan vs. Yajirobe. Chichi vs. Us. Tell Chichi if she gets herself bedridden again, we'll be sparring with Gohan. Determination is admirable, but breaking yourself like that can do more harm than good.

>>39279062
Second

>>39279032
>Sparring
Gotta get under chichi's skin.

Are we what she fears, having trouble coping with the idea that we hubby was alien? Blames us for letting Raditz fuck up, or is she just angry we shattered her peaceful halcyon days?

>>39279062
Seconded.

>>39279032
>>Sparring practice in the gravity room

For tommorows lesson we should put them all in a line and stand silent until one of them asks what we are doing. Then we scream "DODGE" and start firing lasers at them.

You point to the shorter two. "You two team up and spar for me. And Yaji, don't try and sit on him or anything like that. Chichi, you're with me."

Yaji and Gohan float away, the fat man grumbling about having saved your life from Wheelo's freak henchmen.

The darkhaired woman floats forward, shrugging her scarf off, letting it fall to the floor, before reaching back and letting her long movement restricting dress fall as well, revealing a dark blue and red tank top with gi pants underneath.

"I see you've at least dressed for the occasion." You comment, as her dress hits the floor, her power level rising slightly. "I take it that was weighted clothing?"

Chichi nods, "Turns out you really can be a housewife and stay strong." She says, tightlipped.

You shrug, "Well, listen to this closely. If you get yourself bedridden again, I'll be sparring against Gohan personally. Your determination is admirable, but breaking yourself because you hate me is doing more harm than good."

She says nothing until, "So are we starting then?

>Yes, go as low as you can without going beneath her
>Write in

Clearly Chi-chi is full of unresolved sexual tension.

We should take her back to the ship and plow her. She'll be much more reasonable after a good fucking.

>>39279279
>Yes, go as low as you can without going beneath her

>>39279279
>Yes, go as low as Raditz was

>>39279279
>Yes, go as low as you can without going beneath her
>>39279287
You can leave now

>>39279279
>Yes, go about three-five hundred above her.

>>39279287
Goku won't like that when he comes back.
You gotta show some class. When another saiyan has already tapped that and made a child to boot, it's dishonorable to try.

>>39279279
>Yes, go as low as Raditz was.

>>39279279
>yes, go as low as you can without going beneath her

Commend her attitude, being a mother was never considered a point of weakness on our world.

Get in her head, we gotta know about the woman that bedded someone sent to conquer he planet as a toddler extinction event.

>>39279359
No. Chuckles can't resist. Eventually this quest will be nothing but smut as well. Delicious monkey smut.

>>39279279
stay well above her powerwise not full force but give her a chance to really test her limits and see what she is up against without braking herself

>>39279367
But japanese dojins taught me that it is not cheating if its two girls.

>>39279279
>Yes, go as low as you can without going beneath her

>>39279287

Nah, she's neither our trusted underling nor our person-who-give-us-food.

>>39279468
Point taken.

>>39279468
yeah if any of the earth women have tickled our fancy then it is Bulma.
I mean she offered us all you can eat that is basically a proposal.

>>39279617
>I mean she offered us all you can eat that is basically a proposal.

Not just all we can eat. All we can eat rich people food!

I bet Kabu was quivering when Bulma said that. Bitch is totally trying to seduce us.

You dip your power as low as you can, if you had to guess, somewhere in the middle 1000s, before nodding to Chichi.

She screams, that same red aura flaring up around her again, as she rushes at you, surprisingly even faster than last time, her arms and legs moving as a blur. You react on instinct, barely keeping up with her with your power this low. You boost it slightly, to test her further, keeping up with her better now, you aim a strike at her gut.

The blow hits nothing but air, despite going through her stomach, "An afterima-" It explodes in your face, as Chichi land a chop on your neck, forcing you back down to the tiles, she continues the barrage to your back now, punches knocking you forward on you feet, until she lands one kick between your shoulders, pushing you up into the air again.

You take your chance to spin around, seeing her still on the ground, panting heavily, her red aura fading quickly, but still keeping that defiant glare going. "You won't touch Gohan." She promises, muscles trembling as she pushes herself into a martial pose again, legs wide, one arm forward, the other overhead.

>Keep pushing her
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>>39279654
Stare for a moment, then laugh.
"You sneaky shit, you were watching me mess with the afterimage." Be impressed for a few moments, up the power level a few notches, then get back to sparring.

>>39279654
>keep pushing her
Yes! This is what I wanted to see!

>>39279654
>Keep pushing her

>>39279654
>Grapple with her as you talk about how you're going to Lavish Gohan in attention, train him to be the best Sayian warrior he can be, to make up for the handicap of his Human heritage

>>39279654
>>39279701
This. But human instead of shit.

>>39279701
>>39279799
This.

>>39279795
This so much.

>>39279654
>keep pushing her
>Grapple with her as you talk about how you're going to Lavish Gohan in attention, train him to be the best Sayian warrior he can be, to make up for the handicap of his Human heritage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

You stare down at her for a moment, before letting out a small laugh. "Ha! Sneaky little human, you were watching me mess with the Afterimage." You take a few moments to ponder her limits, before boosting your power higher. "But you're gonna need to be better than that."

You rush down at her, waiting for her hands to strike at you, before locking hands with her, pushing against her in a test of strength, like wrestlers, pushing her slowly backwards across the tile, Chichi throwing everything she has against you. Chichi starts growling as she pushes against you, her eyes narrow and feral.

"You know, I think I'll have to spend a lot of time with Gohan, he'll need a lot of attention from me, I'll train him to be the best Saiyan warrior he can be." You flash her a grin, "After all, something has to make up for his human heritage, doesn't it?"

Something flashes in her eyes for a second, her aura reigniting, before Chichi lashes out, headbutting you in the nose hard enough that you lose your grip and your stance, Chichi taking her advantage rushes forwards, pushing you on your back and straddling over you chest, Raining punches on your face again and again, "NO YOU WON'T! YOU GOD /DAMN/ WITCH!" She bellows, pulling your hair to lift your head up, before slamming you back down into the tile, once, twice, three times.

Okay, that's actually starting to kind of hurt. You flare you power properly this time, sending her flying straight upwards into the air. You roll backwards, before jumping to your feet, as Chichi lands on the ground next to you with a loud thud.

She glares at you with a poisonous hate, pushing herself to her knees, her hair having come loose from its bun, hangs around her loosely.

>That's enough for today
>Write in

>>39280000
Hot.

>>39280000
>That's enough for today.
"Take a break for a few hours. I don't want you breaking yourself in front of your son again."
>Check on him and Yajirobe. Make sure neither of them are holding back.

>>39280000

>That's enough for today
Spit out some blood, congratulate her on her progress.

>>39280000
>Write in
"Not much power and your stamina is pathetic, but full points for killer instinct.

Can you keep going, or should I find one of the others to spar with?"

Look over to Gohan but don't say anything. Just smirk a bit.

>>39280000
"Excellent work. Keep this up and Gohan may get to skip our little field trip to planet Vegeta in the pendulum room. Watching his father's entire species be ruthlessly betrayed and murdered before his eyes can wait until he's older. Or maybe not, would be cruel to d3ney him a chance to meet his grandfather after all.

>>39280077
Let's not provoke her further. She's on the verge of breaking again, I don't want her to lose another few days of training.

>>39280000
Put out a hand to help her up. "Anger will only get you so far. You may pack force but you are still far below that which is needed to succeed. Keep practicing." Then as we leave "I would never take a child away from its mother. I know how badly it hurts."

>>39280112
This.

>>39280112
>"I'm an asshole, not a monster."
Or would that be
>I'm a saiyan, not a freak, degenerate, strangely effeminate, gender-ambiguous, purple and white, short - I'm gonna go break something."

>>39280000
>that's enough for today
Laugh, because we see it. Gohan's explosive potential comes from a combo of Saiyan baseline and Chichi's own temperament. This was a beautiful fight.

>>39280112
This

>>39280000


let's go with >>39280112

You step forward, offering her a hand up. "Anger will only get you so far." You advise, "You're packing some serious force, but you're still nowhere near where you need to be to succeed. Keep practising if you want to protect your son."

Chichi glares at the hand for a long second, before finally taking it, hauling herself up on your arm.

"Take a rest Chichi. I don't want you out of action for another couple of days. I'll see how the others are doing." You let go of her arm, and start to walk towards Yajirobe and Gohan, "And I would never take a child away from its mother. I know how badly it hurts." You tell her as you walk.

You watch Gohan and Yajirobe from a short distance, neither of them seems to be holding back much, even if Gohan doesn't seem to have much idea what he's doing. Boy's only had a few lessons from Risel as far as martial arts training goes."

Chichi enters your field of view to your left, standing about a metre away, her legs are trembling, but she's keeping her shoulders square and her chin high, watching her son fight.

"He wasn't supposed to be like his father." She mutters again. "I just wanted him to grow up and live like a comfortable person, with a good job and a loving wife." She winces as Yajirobe kicks Gohan across the jaw, before the child headbutts the fat man in the gut, laughing the whole time.

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>>39280368
"The path of the warrior is not one chosen. Say what you want about the rest but each of them should be doing nothing other then fighting. If they weren't here what would they be?"

>>39280368
>"Sometimes you don't get the choice to live peacefully. At least he seems to be having fun during training."

>>39280368
>look at him. He's thriving. Deep in our blood, my people crave struggle and conflict. Not only in violence,but overcoming obstacles. Even if he had the happy life you envision, he would always yearn for adversity and the chance to prove himself.

>though, I guess being a scholar when he grows up is also possible. His biological grandfather, Bardock, was a scientist. It's because of him that I'm alive.

>>39280368
>He is his fathers son. He needs to be able to protect himself and his future family.

Hell would have happened to the planet of Kakarot hadn't been a warrior?

>>39280368

"He's half-human. Maybe that will work out for him. But we Saiyans are a warrior race with a proud heritage. All" and then count the remaining Saiyans we know on our fingers. "left. But it's a hard galaxy. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe".

And then maybe wax about how Risel is a giant nerd like Gohan.

>>39280444
>scientist

>>39280444
>His biological grandfather, Bardock, was a scientist

Somebody get me that gif of Bardock breaking chilled's butt.

>>39280444
If Bardock was a scientist every saiyan profession must be rad.

>>39280444

Though if Kabuya would know about Gine (probably not), she could talk about how Gohan's grandmother was a gentle soul exiled to food prep because the frontlines weren't for her.

>>39280476
You know all those hilariously over-the-top images of guys shredding on guitars while standing on the bow of a ship in a storm, or on top of an erupting volcano?

All saiyan musicians are like that.

>>39280540
Saiyan chefs hunt everything they cook in the from the wild with their bare hands. Yes even the vegetables.

>>39280556
Especially the vegetables, Flora on Planet Vegeta is dangerous.

>>39280368

>"And my girls and I weren't supposed to go on a decade-long trip through space."

>Lock our eyes into hers

>"Nothing of what we're doing here will prevent him from living like a comfortable person, or getting a good job and a loving wife. It'll only make him stronger, and better at taking the kicks life will be giving him in teeth. "

>"Beside, what's so wrong with being like his father? You lived with him for years, no? He can't be that bad"

The girl really need to understand she's bashing the man she loves for pretty petty reasons.

>>39280540

The greatest saiyan band ever, Giant Monkey Rock, were banned from every planet ever when their performance caused multiple volcanic eruptions resulting in violent climate change which extinguished the entirety of the host planet's native race.

Sadly, they were lost along with the rest of Planet Vegeta, when they returned for a "home tour".

>>39280577

This is why Saiyans name their children after the most vicious living things they know.

>>39280444
"His grand mother was a gentle soul though. Entirely unfit to be a warrior. I see hints of that in Raditz, your husband and your son. A peaceful life might not be out of the question, but until the guy who blew up our planet is dead he'll have to be able to protect himself from attack at any given moment."

Y'all keep talking about Goku's family but I don't think we knew them and we didn't exactly talk to Raditz at length about his father/mother. I doubt he knew them well at all.

So where is all this horse shit coming from?

>>39280577
Don't joke about saiyan vegetables man.
One of them killed Yamcha.

>>39280648
Using OOC knowledge is only bad when it leads to gains in power apparently.

Also blame Chuckles. Every time you ask for a write in you get a wall of stupid shit.

>>39280648
I think we knew Of Bardock and his family from what we already knew when we met Raditz

>>39280648
I thought we knew Bardok was Goku and Radditz's dad, and Bardok's warning is why we Risel and Teito were in space.

Chuckles, confirmation one way or another if you please?

>>39280588
This.
Being able to protect yourself=peaceful life.
Not being able to protect yourself=death.

How hard it is to understand?

>>39280556
Saiyan mechanics do not use tools. If you can't tighten a bolt with your thumb and forefinger or weld a joint with your eyes, you don't make the grade.

>>39280648

Well, Bardock apparently got a little famous immediately before he (and the rest of planet Vegeta) was obliterated. At the very least Kabu was aware since, y'know, she GTFO'd. Speculation about Goku' mom is less likely, but there has been only like, one actual write-in linked to mention her.

>>39280683
We didn't know him to any great extent. We certainly didn't know his wife.

>>39280694
Hehe Grease Monkeys.. hehehehehe

You jerk your chin up at him, "Look at him. The path of the warrior isn't chosen, it's something in the DNA. Gohan's loving this. He's his fathers son and he needs to be able to protect himself and his future family. Like I told you, there's an evil space emperor who hates him just for his blood.... But if we do achieve a peaceful safety for our race... maybe he can be a scholar as well." You jerk your head over at Risel, laughing with Krillin as Tien and Yamcha fuse into a fat combination of the two men, "She's a nerd as well. Likes to study and everything, but also knows when to fight. Maybe Gohan can be like her?"

Chichi just stares up at her son, before exhaling slowly. "I'm going to bed." She turns away, "Bright and early, tomorrow morning." She adds, as her back retreats, nearly collapsing as she stoops to pick up her abandoned clothes.

You hear a dull roar in the distance, glancing around you see a thin blue wave of energy coursing up into the sky, and beneath it... "Spike?"

You fly over to the devil, Roshi nodding in approval. "Good work young man, I knew my old crone of a sister saw something in you."

The attack fades, as Spike lowers his hands, gasping for breath, "I did it! I learned the Kamehameha!" He cheers.

"Yup." Roshi adds, "You and four others." Spike deflates at that, his wings sagging.

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>>39280683
You know OF bardock, in that he was a low class warrior who rose to be an elite and warned of freiza, you dont know him personally, nor his wifes name or personality

>>39280648

Bardock was basically the Jor El of Planet Vegeta, except that he managed to rally everyone into trying to fight off Freezer.

>>39280734

Mind if I make that five others? I want to see if I can learn this thing, too.

>>39280779

2nd. Learn the Kamehameha.

And then go practice it and stuff like crazy because all this talk of Freeza and our destroyed planet has made us HUNGRY for TRAINING.

>>39280734
>>Eh, it's pretty good, Spike. Keep it up, and you'll close the small gap left soon.
>>To Roshi, sounding disappointed: "So, this is the Kamehameha? Seems like any old ki wave, if you ask me..."

Gotta learn Kamehameha, and ewrything about it. Maybe even max power one...

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>>39280596
=ENTERTAINMENT NEWS HEADLINE=

The music world was shaken today when the Lead Singer of Giant Monkey Rock was asked to comment on Deathkloks latest album and had this to say:

"I don't listen to that sell-out, J-pop, candy coated shit. Deathklok, Britney Spears and that Beaver faggot can all fuck off. They don't know the meaning of the word METAL!"

This comment was given in the wake of the Romulas Tragedy, when a Giant Monkey Rock concert resulted in unprecedented property damage. The Saiyan band from the planet Vegita actually rocked so hard, they caused the local star to go nova. There were no survivors.

Thus far, Deathklok, Britney Spears or that Beaber faggot have refused to comment.

>>39280734
We'll it's no Kabuya cannon but I suppose it'll do.

>>39280734

>>39280734

>Eh, it's pretty good, Spike. Keep it up, and you'll close the small gap left soon.

>To Roshi, sounding disappointed: "So, this is the Kamehameha? Seems like any old ki wave, if you ask me..."


If we insult his pride as a martial artist, he'll start showing off.

>>39280859

What if we combine the Kamehameha and the Kabuya Kannon into the Kabuyameha?

>>39280903
I'd rather not. I like our character having a personal move set. Rather than just firing copies of everyone else's shit.

"Eh, it's pretty good Spike. Keep up this level of work and you'll close the gap soon enough." The devil nods, summoning a pitchfork to rest against, his weighted clothes sagging down on him. You glance at Roshi now, intending to rile him up, "So that's your Kamehameha? Seems like any old ki wave, if you ask me..."

Roshi shrugs, "It's not the best move in the world, yes. Tien and Chiaotzu's Dodon Ray is faster and almost as strong as my move, when they come from the same level of warrior. But there's no one on Earth that could teach it to you these days."

>Fine, I don't need either of them anyways
>Write in

>>39281016
>Oh come on, you MUST have something better than that.

>>39281016
>Fine, I don't need either of them anyways

>>39281016

>Sooo, how strong would it be if I used /my/ full power?

Kabuya is an accomplished warrior, too. Learning it and comparing it against the Kabuya canon might be interesting and possibly learning something useful, even if it's something as simple as making either one a little quicker or more efficient.

>>39281016
>>Oh come on, you MUST have something better than that.

Max power Kamehameha?

Also pro tip- use pendulum room to travel to someone that can teach us whatever else. We can ask Roshi about greatest masters,then we can ask Popo to send us to them?

>>39281016

>You saw the Dodon ray. Attempt to re-create it to show off.

>>39281123
This.
It will be interesting.

right, time to clear this vote up

>How strong would it be if I used MY power
>You MUST have something better
>Try to Dodon Ray

>>39281257
>How strong would it be if I used MY power

>>39281257
>You MUST have something better

>>39281257
>>You MUST have something better

>>39281257
>How strong would it be if I used MY power

>>39281257
>ALL OF THEM

>>39281257
>>Try to Dodon Ray

>>39281319
Would not object to that.

>>39281257

>What makes it so special, anyway?

Seriously, what makes it so different from any other Ki wave is what we should figure out. We could achieve a lot by trimming the long-ass charge time, if that's just force of habit or how they're taught as opposed to something that serves an actual purpose.

>>39281257
>How strong would it be if I used MY power

>>39281257
>How strong would it be if I used MY power

You stare him down, "Right. And how strong would it be if I used MY full power on it?"

Roshi just shrugs, "Well that's a mystery until you try it, isn't it? Though I'm guessing it'd be stronger than anything any human has ever pulled off. Or Goku for that matter."

You jerk your chin, silently commanding an explanation.

"It's like this, you see..." Roshi drops into a low stance, "Goku perfected a method of performing it faster, you just have to face your target head on, legs wide..." He gestures for you to follow him, "And then you gather energy in cupped hands, like so... KA ME HA ME " He brings his hands to his waist, a small blue orb gathering between his palms, "You gather as much energy as you want into it, although, if Goku's anything to go by you can do it faster than I can..." The orb hums with a high pitched whirr as it grows larger. "And then you fire, with one final.... HAAAAAAA!" A thick blue wave pours out of Roshi's hands, heading skywards at a phenomenal speed through the air, larger and faster than Spikes' attack, Roshi's neck veins bulging until he releases the energy, kicking his staff upwards into his hands and leaning against it. "Whoo. Overdid it, after fighting Wheelo's goons.... perhaps some lovely lady might give me a lift to my bedroom."

You shake your head, copying the movements he had made, "KA ME HA ME" A blue white orb manifests between your hands, different from your usual purple ki. You pump energy into the ball, feeling it's power grow. You think you understand the mechanics behind it, as you pump more and more ki into it. It's an attack that you can put as little or as much energy as you want into it, where your Kabuya Kannon's priority is a relatively quick blast of middling strength, you feel like this could be short and sweet, or charge it as long as you want, until you're bottomed out.

(cont)

"HA!!!!!!!!!!" You roar, your wave ripping into the sky with an enourmous whirring roar, drowning out colour and sound. You see Roshi's mouth fall open, as everyone pauses to see the massive attack you launched skywards."

Out of curiosity, you keep it going, seeing how long you can sustain the attack, continuing to put power into it, as a finale for the day.

You manage a good minute of blowing power into the attack, before you exhaust yourself, falling to one knee. "Phew." You exhale, pushing yourself back upright, everyone still watching you, except for Diol, who's only just exiting Kami's castle, stuffing his face with that rancid local fruit, looking all too casual.

Turning back to Roshi, you

>Write in

>>39281718
"Interesting and flexible technique. Gives me an idea for a more powerful technique too."
That would be combining the four witches technique and final flash into a new technique, call it superova.

>>39281718

>"I'll admit it, that's a very good attack. You may think your glory days are behing you, Roshi, but believe me, martial artist to martial artist, you got a gift for this."

>>39281718
"Damn fine technique, but you don't stay alive long enough to get called old with only one good trick."

>>39281718
Give him a lift. We can do that much for teaching us a technique.

Ask him how to make it more focused.
More focus=more power in single point.

We should do ether dodon ray, special beam canon, or evil containment wave tomorrow.

Also we must not forget about base training.

>>39281718
>Try to Dodon Ray

>>39281822
>special beam canon,

>inb4 we crit learning it and figure out how to shave off nearly the entire charge up or figure out how to fire one from each finger simultaneously

>>39281923
We learn to hold a charge like a sword.

Special lightsaber canon!

>>39281923
>special beam barrage

>>39281987
>Kabu: "Hey, Frieza, what has ten ten useless holes and is bleeding profusely?"

>Freezer: "What?"

>Kabu: "YOU! SPECIAL BEAM BARRAGE!"

You nod in appreciation. "An interesting technique, I'll admit." You grab him up, pulling him under one arm and floating over to his shell and his Turtle. "You might your glory days are behind you Roshi, but martial artist to martial artist, you have a gift for this."

He turns up to you, a smile on his face, "Oh? That's ain't the only thing I have a talent fo-"

"Not in this lifetime." You quickly cut him off. Heading for the castle, carrying him inside, you set him down outside his own private room. "I appreciate your help."

Roshi smiles lecherously, "And miss out on being around three beautiful young ladies like yourself? This is even better than when I had Launch around! Way better than that mermaid!"

"Who?" You question.

"Exactly!" Roshi cackles, "Goodnight." He pushes his door open, as Turtle finally crawls his way through the door.

You pass by the flippered creature, heading for the door, met by the sight of a three eyed, black haired thing. "Presenting.... Tiencha!" Risel cheers, "Notice the very in fashion open vest and puffy pants, if you will." She giggles, Krillin by her side.

Tiencha poses a little. Not a baaad power level on him per se, probably in the mid 3000s you'd guess, at a push.

"And Krillin got all the steps down perfect, now he just needs a partner his...." She glances at the small bald man, "....Build."

"Yup. Just need someone ready to fuse with the Krillmaster." The noseless man agrees, sweat shining off his head, accentuating the dots on his head.

>Still not enough, you can't relax
>Write in

>>39282137
>>Write in

>"...yeah good luck with that. Anywho, that's not half bad. Don't think this means you can slack on your training, though."

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>All they ever say is "FOOD!"

>>39282137
"Either Gohan or Chiaotzu. Preferably Chiaotzu, Gohan won't last very long.

>>39282137
"Just so you know, That attack I fired just now? Would have had about the same effect on Freeza that yours did on me at the start of training. We've all got to improve"

Also, I have to admit. It's hard to imagine that even after all we've done, just going by descriptions of what we can do, when we compare power levels, we'd still get our shit stomped by 1st form Freiza. Hell, what's our PL again? I think the Ginyu Force might cause issues unless I'm forgetting...

>>39282137

>Hey, Roshi, wanna help out a little more? Krillin need a partner to test a technique

>>39282137
Roshi. Krillin+Roshi.

>>39282288
All of Frieza's higher up can roflstomp the shit out of us as it is. I think Guldo is actually stronger than us right now.

>>39282288
>Hell, what's our PL again? I think the Ginyu Force might cause issues unless I'm forgetting...

We're as strong as Vegeta when he arrived on Earth. The Ginyu Force would destroy us without even trying.

>>39282288
Freiza's first form power level is 530k or so. It goes a hell of a lot higher in his final form.

We're at like 18k.

Gynu force people are in the 50-100k range

>>39282288
We need to get Bulma on building us a stronger gravity generator so we can train moar.

>>39282348
The fused saiyan MIIIGHT be able to give Reccome a run for his money though.

>>39282355
>>39282348
>>39282345
checked, guldo is at 19,000 ginyu was at 120,000 the rest are in between, but guldo is the lowest by far

>>39282288
>we'd still get our shit stomped by 1st form Freiza. Hell, what's our PL again?

Power Levels are bullshit anyway. I'd fucking LOVE it if we just stopped paying attention to that and started fighting smart.

Part of being a badass warrior race is being cunning and ruthless. Not just punching harder than the other guy.

I wand us to assassinate Freeza without ever throwing a ki blast!

Be stealthy and gank him with a ki blade. He never even gets to put up a fight.

Would be fucking hilarious.

Ahh. Thanks for the answers, guys. I know about the series fairly well, but I haven't been paying the closest attention to this quest- although it is interesting, so I think I'll be more active from here on in...

>>39282372
Yeah we need to promise to take her to amazing new worlds and shit so long as she makes us and the girls stronger with this "science"

>>39282405
>Be stealthy and gank him with a ki blade. He never even gets to put up a fight.
Cause he doesn't survive getting cut in half. Or thrown into space with the force of an exploding planet while cut in half.

Cause he is so easy to just kill outright.

>>39282405
Well seeing as how the only thing able to cut into Frieza was a blast that he himself through. Like not even Super Saiyan Goku worked, and yet he still survived.

>>39282405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKibNykWGbg

>>39282440
So, we cut his head off. Maybe his head will survive for a while, so what? He's just a head now.

If his species has a centralised brain, stabbing him in the head would drop him instantly.

>>39282462
I thought Goku COULD'VE killed him, but just didn't because he got bored.

>>39282288

Well, Goku is weaker than us right now. But in like, a year and a bit, he'll canonically be able to kick the shit out of 100% power freeza. As a Super Saiyan.

So assuming we get the shit kicked out of us enough we should do alright.

>>39282486
Well Mecha-Frieza had metal bits on his head which implies he lost part of his head from the planet exploding.

So there's that.

>>39282493
Didn't he also reach Super Saiyan after a week of 200% earth gravity? Cause that makes it seems like its way easier to become one then you'd think. Also how did Vageta become one to begin with?

>>39282538

I think even in canon he just plain got ripshit pissed enough at NOT being one that he became one.

>>39282405
We ARE being cunning.

But as we schooled the humies, gotta be BOTH cunning and have the power to back it up.

Between the fusion and the four witches and whatever else we pick up? Yeah, we CAN punch above our weight class.

But it still only goes so far. We need that muscle behind the shank.

>>39282538
No, he went super saiyan due to rage at his friends being killed in front of him.

He just got swole as fuck from 200% gravity and getting his shit fucked up by Ginyu's body changing bullshit.

>>39282462
Krillin cut his tail off with the Destructo Disk.

Used right, he could have killed him without Goku ever entering the fight.

But Krillin NEVER used the damn thing at the right moment.

>>39282489
>I thought Goku COULD'VE killed him, but just didn't because he got bored.

Yeah, he could have. But he was a retard that INSISTED in showing mercy and sparing him. Freeza was howling in fury and vowing to come to Earth and murder everyone Goku ever loved and the dip shit still gave him some of his own life energy so Freeza could live longer! What The Fuck?

>>39282538

He trained at 500x gravity for a while, and he got really mad Goku was stronger than him.

Basically, I think the steps for SSJ are:
1, have a certain PL (preferably with Zenkai, and I'm pretty sure the gravity training stress counts)
2, have a pure heart (maybe)
3, get REALLY mad.

And then SSJ2 is like, plateau in SSJ and get maximum overmad or something.

>>39282562
It's a special bloodline technique where you've gotta be really pissed to do it, but you also have to be strong & disciplined enough to do it.

Have we learned about Senzu Beans yet? Those could come in handy.

>>39282628
>Pure heart
>Vegeta

>>39282628
>maximum overmad

That's a hilarious wording. But true.

Also, I personally believe the 'have a pure heart' thing was bullshit- they just said that in the legends to keep any tryhard joe with a complex from going for it.

>>39282670
Pure, unadulterated ego

>>39282670
No one said pure good.

>>39282682
Pure heart is bulshit. The guy in legends is Brolly. And his distinguishing characteristic is that he is ultra overmad.

>>39282628
What's the plateau for SSJ3 you think? We don't know how Goku achieved it, and Gotenks did it after seeing Goku do it.

"Maybe you could try fusing with Roshi some time? He's around your height. Might not be exactly your power level, but it's something."

Krillin nods in consideration. "I was thinkin' Chiaotzu, but Roshi's a good backup, in case Chiaotzu Chiaotzu's himself."

The human fusion sepearates back into Yamcha and Tien again, both looking exhausted. "Are we done for today Kabuya?" Tien asks, leaning against the wall. The sun is starting to set, and they did master the technique... you give them the right to hit the sack as well, Spike quickly following them, finding Chiaotzu and Teito sparring, the small white boy... man? thing looking ready to collapse on his feet, his trademark hat has come loose, revealing a single curly hair on his head, before Teito tips him over with one finger.

"Little bastard has some tricks up his sleeve" Teito grunts. "But he put up a good fight.... Not to say he hurt me or anything, but his stamina has improved."

She picks him up and sails towards the castle as well, Risel joining you as you wander over to Gohan and Yajirobe's 'match'. The fat man has collapsed, completely out cold, Gohan bouncing on his stomach, giggling to himself with his eyes shut.

Every so often the fat man twitches, but Gohan clearly took him out, despite the bruises and cuts on the childs' face. "At least Yaji put up a fight?" Risel suggests.

>Gohan, go give your mother a hug
>Wake up fatty!
>Write in

>>39282777
>>Gohan, go give your mother a hug

>>39282777
>Gohan, go give your mother a hug

>>39282777

>Gohan, go give your mother a hug

>Carry Yajirobe to bed

>>39282777
>>Gohan, go give your mother a hug
Then we casually walk over and

(Kick)
>>Wake up fatty!

We're done for today. Congrats on only passing out at the end. Hit the showers then get out of here.

>>39282670
>>39282682

Yeah, it's probably a euphemism. It probably just means some kind of genuine emotion or focus. Vegeta and Gohan were feeling pretty sorry for themselves when it happened and it made them mad.

Though Vegeta was pure enough to count for SSJG by the time of Battle of the Gods, so who knows. Which, BTW, we almost have enough Saiyans for. Just need Kakarot and Raditz back.

>>39282745

No idea. Goku trained for years, probably doing a lot of time maintaining in SSJ2 to perfect it. Goten and Kid Trunks (and by extension Gotenks) cheat because their daddies were SSJ before they were born or some shit.

>>39282777
>Gohan, go give your mother a hug
Might as well. She needs to stay motivated.

>>39282381
Fused saiyan form should be around Ginyu.

>>39282894
I think the improvement might be a factor of 5 or 6. So enough to handle the midlevel posers.

>>39282894
What would happen if Ginyu changed with a fused form, and then the fusion ran out?

>>39282894
Two saiyans with tails fuse and go Great Ape.

Wat do?

>>39282628
>2, have a pure heart

Kek, no. Not at all.

It's more about character. It's about Pure Resolve. It's I KNOW I DON'T STAND A CHANCE. I KNOW I'M GOING TO DIE. BUT FUCK YOU BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FIGHT AND WIN ANYWAY!

It's pure Gurran Laggan.

Goku was thrown about like a fucking ragg doll by Freeza. He knew he was just outclassed and stood zero chance. But he fought anyway! Because he was mad. Because he wouldn't give up. BECAUSE YOU MURDERED MY BEST FRIEND AND FUCK YOU!

It was a similar (if less noble) situation with Vegie.

He trained, and trained, and trained. But it wasn't enough. It would never be enough.

Then he flew off to some blasted hell world. Then, when the sky was falling and he was going to die. He said FUCK YOU. I'M STANDING MY GROUND. I'LL BECOME A SUPER SAIYAN EVEN IF I DIE!

That's what made it so rare for Saiyans. As a generally dickish species, that fought for selfish reasons. Finding one that would fight in such a selfless manner, so willing to face their own death was..... Well, Vegie said it only happened every 1000 years.

>>39282973
die horribly. But yeah, IC our plan is probably gather a bunch of saiyans, get swole, find freeza, then fuse and go monkey on his effeminate ass.

>>39283009
Two tailed saiyans fuse and go Great Ape then go Super Saiyan.

Wat do?

>>39283054
Pretty sure those transformations don't combo.

>>39283005
Broly.

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>>39283074
There's not enough experience with Oozaru to know that, but it would be more difficult.

>>39283078
Someone said carrot to him and he did it.

>>39283110
SSJ3 Great Ape wins fights by suffocating people with hair.

>>39283135
So Freeza is invincible then?

>>39283147
It can still crush him by flexing said hair.

OP, needs nerf now.

>>39283135
We need to get Raditz up to Super 3 eventually. His hair will be maximum.

>>39283147
Only after 4 months of training.

>>39283135
I wonder if it's different for everyone. Some have afros, others have extremely long hair, then there's animu hair, drills, you name it.

>>39283192
Please no.

I don't want to wake up Beerus because he is getting tickled wherever the fuck he is by Raditz' hair.

>>39283192
There was a thread ages ago discussing what the different Saiyans would look like if they went SSJ.

Someone made a picture of Nappa with a glorious golden beard that stretched down to has waist.

It was magnificent.

I wonder if someone still has that picture?

You pat the kid on the head, "Good work Gohan, go give your mother a hug for me."

Gohan nods, "Yes Mom!" He flies off, smiling to himself as he zigzags through the air.

You suck your teeth in worry, "Chichi's nnnnnot gonna like that." You mutter to yourself, before nudging Yajirobe awake, "Get up. Congrats on lasting til the end of the day at least."

He stirs and rolls himself onto his side, before using his hands to push himself upright. "Beaten by a kid. Goku's kid freakin sucks!" He grunts, heading towards the castle, using the scabbard of his sword as a walking stick.

You stretch a little more, feeling tapped out as far as your ki goes, glancing around the now empty exterior of the lookout. You quickly hit the showers, the hot water helping ease some of the soreness out of your skull, from Chichi slamming you against the floor.

You barely have enough energy to float yourself around the lookout, deciding to

>Get an early night
>Tell Diol to take his training more seriously
>Check in with Chichi and Gohan
>Find where the girls went off too
>Other

>>39280112
This ignores the fact that we destroyed entire cities and ate the inhabitants. You think we haven't killed kids in front of their mothers before.
Of course we would separate a kid from their overprotective mother who would see their son waste their intellect in the space boonies on a prespaceflight world.

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>>39283305

This one?

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>>39283192
>>39283245
For those who still have been wondering, what Super Saiyan/Super Saiyan 3 Raditz's hair would look like has an "official" description. Bottom right corner, Saiyan in the black armor. It's just... bulkier than the others.

>>39283330
>Tell Diol to take his training more seriously
"Seriously, you have no idea how powerful freeza is."

>>39283330
Go to Piccilo and tell him hes got training tomorrow.

>>39283330
>Just sneakily take a glance at Chichi and Gohan
>Find where the girls went off too

>>39283358
But we aren't fighting Freiza. We are fighting Vageeta and Diol is already at his level.

>>39283330

I'll second this: >>39283383

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>>39283330
>Gohan nods, "Yes Mom!"

>>39283387
No we really aren't. We're just going to bribe him with food like they should have done in the first place.

>>39283330
>Tell Diol to take his training more seriously
"I'll buy you the best damn beer on this planet and the next if you do."
>Check in with Chichi and Gohan
We are officially mom-status, see if that makes his other mommy even more determined.

>>39283330
>>Tell Diol to take his training more seriously

Then go do some tired gravity training. We can sleep in increased gravity for training, after we train till we pass out.
Ask anyone strong enough to join us. >High gravity training till we pass out party!

>>39283330
>Find where the girls went off too

>>39283372
This might be a good idea

>>39283343
So beautiful....

>>39283395
Just to head this issue off at the pass, tomorrow we need to be ultra upfront with Chichi.

"Not his mom, don't WANT to be his mom, don't know WHY he called us mom, just trying to get you jokers to be stronger. I won't stop him from calling me mom, but by all the gods in the universe, you better get strong enough to dissuade him of that quick, fast, and in a hurry."

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>>39283350
And for Super Saiyan Raditz' hair, here's the "official" picture.

>>39283372
No. Why the fuck do people keep voting to get him involved?

It's a pointless risk. We gain nothing of note while risking the ultimate safety net!

>>39283447
>Implying Chichi won't somehow break the laws of reality and go SSJ from hearing him call us Mom at some point

Anon, we are Gohan's secondary mother now, we need to accept it and become the strongest in the universe so we can stand up to Chichi's wrath.

>>39283473
Safety net? (New to the quest.)

>>39283447
Or just tell him to call us auntie. Problem solved.

>>39283492
If Piccolo dies, we lose the Dragon Balls. We lose a Get Out Of Death Free Card.

For some reason people keep voting to include him in the training and battle plan.

Why would we even let him out of his prison?

>>39283473
I just blame the assholes who kept ripping his legs off. He'd be a great student if he wasn't pissed at us.

>>39283492
Dragonballs allow resurrecting people, but if Piccolo dies, they stop working.

Ergo, we keep him in the bottle, safe and sound.

narrowing it down to the three highest votes

>Bitch at Diol
>Check in on Chichi
>Track down the girls

>>39283549
>>Track down the girls

>>39283539
Student - nah fuck that.
Teacher though, could be nice.

>>39283330
>Check in with Chichi and Gohan

>>39283508
Maybe master/mistress/sensei?
(I personally prefer Mistress)

Also we need Picolo to hang with Gohan. That will do them both some good. Maybe assign them as training partners.

>>39283549
>>Check in on Chichi

>>39283487
>My Two Mommies, by Gohan

>>39283549
ChiChi first.

>>39283537

Oh, so we're trying to bypass the Namek Saga?

>>39283330
Oh god we are becoming the dad for Gohan Goku never was aren't we?

>>39283549
>Track down the girls

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>>39283568
>misstress

>>39283568

"Piccolo, you're kind of a bastard, so I'm going to pair you with the least bastard-y person I know."

>>39283595
I am okay with this.

>>39283568
>Also we need Picolo to hang with Gohan.

Why? There is zero connection there. At all.

Stop being so fucking meta.

>>39283591

Well, I mean, he already spilled the beans about Namek.

Probably via reverse psychology of Kami so we know what to do when things go tits up.

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>>39283595
>we're becoming canon Piccolo
oh kais above

>>39283641
But Gohan has a mom...

>>39283607
Gotta keep the Saiyan race going, and more importantly, strong. He is incredibly powerful for a child. Good genes, anon.

>>39283591
Thus far, there is zero reason for that to ever happen like in canon.

Vegie has never heard of the Dragon Balls. Has never made the connection with the Magic Balls of Namek and will never leak that information to Freeza.

The Namek Saga won't happen unless we bend over backwards to make it happen.

>>39283549
>Check in on Chichi

>>39283660
Yah, just not a dad. or rather, a dad who is not dead all the time, and is actually there for him.

It's kinda funny when you think about it, but Kakarot was a terrible father.

>>39283618
Picolo can teach a lot of techniques, keep up with Gohan, and is bored out of his skull. He might as well oversee the training, when we can't.
Also he would make Gohan more focused, and have proper role model, when we are not around.

That or send him to train with Baba.Gohan has some magical talent, he kinda squandered.

>>39283678

Pretty sure Vegeta still heard about the balls. That's why he's coming to Earth.

>>39283700

Gohan squandered a lot of things.

>>39283719
>Pretty sure Vegeta still heard about the balls. That's why he's coming to Earth.
As far as he is aware, they can only bring back the dead, right? And that is what we'll tell him too. This whole thing is a problem that will be solved by saying "Catfished"

>>39283719
>Pretty sure Vegeta still heard about the balls. That's why he's coming to Earth.

No, he didn't. We didn't even learn about them until after Vegie said he was on his way. He's coming here for us/to take the planet.

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>>39283372
Fuck that, start training Kami. Get him to outclass Piccolo hilariously. Maybe eventually throw them both in the Time Chamber to get them to resolve their differences. Maybe it'll result in Kami with restored youth.

>>39283766
Wait.... are you saying you want Kami to train and join the battle?

The fuck is wrong with you!

Dragon Balls! Stop trying to lose them!

>>39283549
>Track down the girls

You head into the castle, knocking at the door to Chichi's private room, "Come in." The woman calls, sounding level headed. A good start.

You open the door, finding Gohan curled up on her stomach and chest, snoozing quietly, "Oh, it's you." The statement isn't exactly hostile, but it's not exactly friendly either. "Gohan said... you told him to come give me a hug." She takes a deep breath, "Thank you."

You draw up a chair beside her bed, staring at the sleeping half breed's face, tucked under Chichi's chin, sleeping atop her blankets.

>Not a problem, I'm glad you stopped hating me
>Write in

>>39283766
Instead of Piccolo fusing with Kami and being the dominant one, Kami fuses with Piccolo and is dominant?

Fund it.

>>39283845
>Not a problem. How's he doing?

>>39283762
Why are we planning to fight him again? Seriously, offer him some food and point out that once we kill freeza each saiyan will easily get a personal planet to use as we see fit. Make this one Kakarots since he cares about it.

>>39283801
Fuck no, I'm saying have Kami get stronger than Piccolo. Like, really stronger. At least strong enough that if Garlic Jr. pops in again he won't have to rely on Popo having some Italian.

>>39283845
>Not a problem, I'm glad you stopped hating me

>>39283762
Yes he did. He overheard when Piccolo was telling us about them.