>>39286303
>Yo John you call Summer yet?
>Every back to normal?
>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.

>>39286303
>Every back to normal?
>Hang out for a while, we’ve got like 7 hours.

And after hanging out:
>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.

>>39286303
>>A short visit is fine, hes okay thats what matters.

>>39286303
>Yo John you call Summer yet?
>Every back to normal?
>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.

>>39286303 (OP)
>>A short visit is fine, hes okay thats what matters.

>>39286303
>A short visit is fine, hes okay thats what matters.

>>39286303
>Yo John you call Summer yet?

>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.

>>39286303
>Yo John you call Summer yet?
>Every back to normal?
>Hang out for a while, we’ve got like 7 hours.

>>39286303
>A short visit is fine, hes okay thats what matters.

didn't john ask us not to do the hookup thing?

>8 IPs
>One is Hap
>9 votes

Come on...

>>39286574
Guess we got a faggot or two in here.

>>39286534
>>39286450
>>39286427
You do realize there's two parts to this vote, right?

>>39286427
>>39286450
samefag please

>>39286400
>>39286622
And you.

>>39286569
We gave him the number and we're here to give him shit about it. Welcome to being friends with people.

>>39286303
>Every back to normal?
>A short visit is fine, he's okay thats what matters.
If he wants to come back with for dinner we should leave the option open but not force

>>39286303
>Every back to normal?
>A short visit is fine, he's okay thats what matters.

>>39286712
Really man? You do realize people can see if the IP count goes up or not right. Guess what didn't happen when you posted.

>>39286664
>>39286712
Unique IPs didn't go up, explain please.

>>39286748
When Lamb posted it did. Just not for Anon. Hmmm...

Time for a FD vote it seems. Fucking samefags.

>>39286303

>Yo John you call Summer yet?
>Every back to normal?
>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.
HAAAAAAAAAAAPH!
...um
It's not like I missed you...

Calling for:
>Yo, John You call Summer yet?
>Everything back to normal?
>Drag him to your house, Summer'll be there later.

I only counted votes that voted for both parts.

Writing now

>>39286303
>Yo John you call Summer yet?
>Every back to normal?

>Hang out for a while, we’ve got like 7 hours.
>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.

>>39286797
Say haph it's pretty damn fucking late, you know? like 01:30AM here
Anything happened that does not relate to sleep and the lack thereof? Anything you'd like to say or rather things you should say but don't really want to?
I'm a caring drunk, sorry

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>>39286765
Welcome anon, happy to help brighten your day.

>>39287044
Had a bad headache that was on its way to a migraine, through food, sleep, and about 1200mg ibuprofen its down to tolerable levels.

The rest... well I could bitch for days but it'd do no one any good.

>>39287044
Maybe he doesn't live in the CET timezone? It's 19:30 on the US east coast and 16:30 on the west coast.

>>39287142
>The rest... well I could bitch for days but it'd do no one any good.
Please continue to bitch, it will only give me more fodder for my works of Daily Hazard to be released soon(TM)

>>39287142
It's not as much brightening the day as illuminating the night, bur seriously, it's okay if you need to blow of some steam, it's a great feeling.

>>39287164
I'm following his twitter and know how much difference there is, I'mcomparing to his usual running times which are around 22.00 here or 16.00-13.00
Though good you took notice, good for deduction

>>39286303

>Yo John you call Summer yet?
If, no
>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.
if yes >Hang out for a while, we’ve got like 7 hours.

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>>39287650
Anon. I hate to break it to you but the votes have been called for a while now.

>>39287671
nope hadnt noticed, oh well

>>39287743
You're like 50 minutes too late

>Yo John you call Summer yet?
>Everything back to normal?
>Drag him to your house, Summer’ll be there later.

“Everything back to normal?” you ask glancing around his house.

“More or less,” John grimaces, “Still have to clean up some of the mess in my room but got most of it before saying fuck it and going to bed.”

“So you got it back to the normal level of mess then,” you smile, knowingly.

“Well, almost,” John sighs, “The normal mess is just things I use often that I’m too lazy to put away. This still has some wrecked shit.”

“Your definition of often must be, ‘anything I use in half a year’ then,” Beth teases.

“Maybe, I wrote it down somewhere seven months ago so it got put away,” John shrugs, as a smile breaks out, “Really though, not that I mind the company but whats up?”

“I was thinking about dragging you back to my house here shortly,” you say honestly, “We haven’t hung out lately and on top of that I’m cooking dinner tonight for extra’s.”

John looks skeptical, “Extra’s? What are we spares in the cast of Alex’s life?”

“What did you just figure this out?” Beth sounds surprised as she barely hides a smile.

“Hardly, I mean cooking a larger meal… extra mouths and all that,” you shake your head, “You down for it?”

“Hm, yeah fuck it, better than finishing cleaning my room,” John gives in after a moment, “Anything I should bring?”
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>>39288121

“Got any decent four player games?” You ask realizing you’re collection is more two player with a couple exceptions.

“Yeah, I guess…” John says, “Probably’ll need an extra controller or two right?”

“Yep,” you confirm as he runs off to grab the stuff.

It takes only a moment before the three of you pile into Beth’s car, John bitching about the heat, “Seriously as soon as I graduate I’m moving north, this heat is awful.”

“You say the exact opposite in the winter,” Beth points out, “I think you just want somewhere you never have to leave your house.”

“Outside is fine as long as it stays a comfortable like seventy five,” John nods, agreeing with himself.

“Good luck finding that,” you snort, “By the way, you ever end up calling Summer?”

John sighs, “Nah man, I got home and looked at the mess and just said fuckit. I’ll get around to it eventually.”

Beth barely contains a laugh at that, glancing at you with a knowing look.

You shrug, and wonder if you should tell him or let it be a surprise.

>Tell John about Summer coming over for dinner.
>He’ll figure it out eventually.
>Write in

>>39288132
>>He’ll figure it out eventually.

>>39288132
>He’ll figure it out eventually.

>>39288132
>He’ll figure it out eventually.
I'm wondering what games he's bringing over... Mario Party?

>>39288132
>>He’ll figure it out eventually.

>>39288132
>>He’ll figure it out eventually.

>>39288168
Only if he hates having friends.

>>39288132
>Tell John about Summer coming over for dinner.
Might as well throw him a bone

>>39288132
>>He’ll figure it out eventually.

>>39288188
Mario Kart?!

>>39288188
Well considering the vote at this time.

He might after this!

>>39288252
Little Big Planet is pretty perfect for 4 players

>>39288132
>He’ll figure it out eventually.

>>39288301
Gauntlet as well.

>>39288132
>Tell John about Summer coming over for dinner.

No need to keep him in the dark, pretty sure he asked us not to play matchmaker... so we tell him while he's in the car, and can't escape!

>>39288397

Right in the nostalgia

>>39288400
Everyone knows that if a friend tells you not to play matchmaker you HAVE to play matchmaker. That's just the rules.

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>He'll figure it out eventually.

Writing nowish.

>>39288168
I... probably should have considered this before writing it. It will be a surprised for us all.

>>39287323
I tend to start early due to how slow I write lately, and the realization that a decent amount of the people that read this are from overseas.

So I start early in an vague effort to let everyone participate at one point or another. Unsure how well it works.

>>39287222
I'd rather not shit post in my own thread, heh.

>>39288433

But its so mean... and distracting when you are both already working on it

>>39288429
Hey the new Gauntlet is pretty damn good too so it's not just nostalgia anymore.

>>39288447
>It will be a surprised for us all.
Love surprises!

>>39288132
>Tell John about Summer coming over for dinner.
>Be chilled smug about it. Subtle.
See ya in 4 hours. haph, guys, shitposters..... oh wait we don't have the last here. Gotta love that here. gotta love our little save... haphen

>>39288526
I will admit to not knowing about a new one, Today just got great.

>He’ll figure it out eventually.

“Yeah I get those feels,” you shrug, “Sometimes life happens and everything else takes the back burner.”

“Alex, life happened to you and didn’t even slow you down,” John’s tone is deadpan, “Seriously.”

“I did say sometimes,” you wave his accusation off, “Seriously.”

“I’m just pointing out, if you took that in stride I’d hate to see what you can’t,” John mutters as Beth pulls up to your house.

You spot your dad’s truck in the driveway, he must have gotten home early, “Neh, whatever,” you say as you climb out of the car; hurrying along the way to unlock the door.

John collects his shit and follows after Beth who’s joined you in your rapid abandonment of the car. You hum as you consider things, you could commandeer the living room’s TV, but you might need to work out a deal with your Father who’s watching something or another on it.

That said if you just stole some chairs, your room wouldn’t be awful.

>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with dad.
>Let him be, find some chairs to steal.
>Write in.

>>39289263
>Let him be, find some chairs to steal.

>>39289263
>Let him be, find some chairs to steal.
we still need to get the other half of allowence so annoying him is a bad idea

>>39289263
>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with dad.
We're cooking for a friend, anything you want that isn't on her do not fix list? (excluding lasagna cause we just fixed that)

>>39289263
>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with dad.
We could bring out reinforcements and completely outnumber him

>>39289263
>>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with dad.

>>39289263
>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with dad.
Offer. Lasagna next week. And he gets some of what you make tonight.

>>39289263
>Let him be, find some chairs to steal.
Let's summon Shadow Alex when it's time for dinner. We never really eat properly together.

>>39289263
>Bring SA out
>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with dad.

>>39289263

>Let him be, find some chairs to steal.

second wish, after making sure school isnt a gong show, a room thats bigger on the inside

>>39289342
But if we summon her now she can help cook dinner too. I mean we share skills, right? Right?

>>39289372
If we summon her now we're too many to play the games. She can still help make dinner if we summon her later.

>>39289390
You know, it's not like loser can't switch off. Plus it some time for John get used to SA.

>>39289471
>gives some

>>39289471
Then we risk the worst players not getting as much play time as the best.

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>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with Dad.

Writing now.

>>39289372
You realize there is a duration on SA and its only noon? To keep her out you would have to summon her every hour after a bit of down time.

I'm not saying you can't, I'm saying its not quite that simple and straight forward.

>>39289592
>You realize there is a duration on SA
>Mirror Match:
>Summon Shadow Alex to Aid you. She's a weaker version of yourself CD 1 per fight.

Nope. How long is it?

>39289640
>To keep her out you would have to summon her every hour after a bit of down time.

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>>39289689
I admit I haven't had much sleep lately.

Bump

>>39289592
SleepHazard strikes again!

>>39291467
Sleep happened twice, I am alive and writing again.

Terribly sorry for delays.

>Commandeer the TV, start negotiation with dad.

“Hey, I’m going to see if I can’t convince my Dad to give up the TV,” you say quietly, hopefully low enough for him to not hear and prepare.

“Let me guess, you want us to wait in your room..?” Beth asks, somewhat used to this by now, “...Probably should knock first too.”

“Yeah, to both of those,” you nod, “Sorry, it shouldn’t take too long, hopefully anyways.”

“All good, better than huddling around your small TV,” John says already heading to your room, following behind Beth.

You swear you see your father head tilt, as if he started listening, “Thanks,” you say watching them leave. Waiting until you hear the door close, by now your Dad has turned to make eye contact.

“What ever it is you want, no,” he immediately says, “You wouldn’t send them off if it was going to be easy to do, so no.”

“You haven’t even heard what I was going to ask yet,” you say with a frown, as you take a seat next to him.

”Yo, whatever happens he’s got half our allowance,” Shadow Alex reminds you, ”So don’t forget to get that, if you can.”

‘Yeah, I’ll try, now might be a bad time to do so though,’ you think as your father responds.

“Look, you haven’t been married yet so you haven’t developed that instinct…” your father says slowly, “but when someone sends guests away and sits down it’s never good for you.”

“... I think thats just a standard instinct really,” you point out, “Still though I promise its nothing.. awful.”

“Alex, my newfound daughter, you are amazingly talented at setting off every warning bell,” your father pinches his brow.

>I want the TV, that’s all.
>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV
>Can I have my Allowance and the TV as a package deal?
>Write in

>>39292740
>>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV

>>39292740
>>Can I have my Allowance and the TV as a package deal?

>>39292765

>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV
Lasagna for TV? may be having it too often, but I dont think that would deter him

>>39292740
>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV

>>39292740
>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV

>>39292740
>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV

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>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV


Writing now, slow as usual I think.

Monday though is when I finally go see that doctor so hopefully things will improve from there.

>>39293043
>Going to the magical girl doctor
Goodluck hap don't become a test subject

>>39293043
Hour and ten check Hap.

I really don't know why the Hazard council keeps reelecting sleephazard

>>39294253
he makes a very persuasive arguement

>>39294280
He's not debating! He's just snoring! Why do you listen to him?

>>39294284
His arguments is flawless anon, listen.

>>39294284
You just don't speak the language, you wouldn't understand. Unfortunately all hazards understand it.

>>39294253
>>39294284
He's very, very good at philibustering.

Hap talks in his sleep.

>>39294284
actually if you listen he says "sleep now" at which point the council is asleep and he has free reign

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>>39294310
He is truly a politician without equal

>I’ll cook a meal for you if you let me have the TV.

“So,” you start out, “I’ll cook a meal for you, if you let me have the TV,” you propose.

“That was not nearly as bad as I was expecting,” your father says with a sigh of relief, “Seriously you have got to work on that.”

“Isn’t it my job to make you worry as a reasonable child?” You smile innocently.

“You got that backwards, its a parents job to worry about their child not the child’s to make a parent worry,” your father grumbles.

“Same thing, really,” you shrug, before reminding him, “You haven’t answered my question, though.”

“Can’t you see I am stalling for time while I think? Damn, you used to be more patient,” your father complains.

“I’m surprised I thought you would have jumped on the chance for more lasagna,” you comment, offhandedly.

“You ruined that with it twice in one week, I’m good for like a month,” your father grins in victory.

“So that’s a no?” You surmise, disappointed.

Your father is silent for a moment before shrugging, “Yeah sure, I’ll clear out. I’ll get back to you on what I want another day, and distract your mother.”

“Awesome thanks,” you say with a brilliant smile, “Ah also, can I have the other half of our allowance?”

Your Dad stares blankly at you for a few moments before realizing exactly what you mean, “I forgot that I pay half of it now, I’ll get back to you later.”

“Sure, thanks by the way,” you say as he turns off the TV and makes for his room.

“No problem, its not like its the only TV in the house,” he shrugs as he walks off, “Have fun.”

“I will,” you say as you head for your room, to collect the other three. Both John and Beth have managed to make themselves comfortable in that short amount of time. John’s sitting on the floor against the bed for back support while Beth is laying on her stomach watching Kat play.
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>>39294413

Kat, with the added audience, looks terribly self conscious and you can tell she’s trying really hard not to fuck up but keeps getting hit to small mistakes. Each time she get a bit smaller in her chair. Beth who knows Kat well enough looks terribly amused, while John is struggling with just watching her.

You can easily tell in the short moment that you’ve been watching that John is struggling with not taking over and showing her how to do the section.

“Yo, got the go ahead for living room TV,” you say after a moment, giving John serious relief, “Help me pull this shit in there,” you motion to your console.

John’s the first to get up, grabbing the games and controllers he brought over and making for the living room.

Kat pauses the game with a mixture of relief and disappointment, and watches you pull the cables from the console. You toss what you’ve free’d from the inevitable tangled mess that is any group of electronics without the excessive use of zip-ties, to Beth.

She bundles them and grabs your controllers as you pick up the console, Kat frowns at this, “... I probably should go to, huh?”

>Well, only if you want to.
>You can leave that paused, I don’t mind.
>It’s okay, I understand.
>Write in

>>39294310
I do sometimes, actually. Its only in german though, and I have no clue what I say any more as its been a few years since I slept through that class.

>>39294433
>You can leave that paused, I don’t mind.
Besides you can play 4 player with us so you can laugh at us when we mess up.

>>39294433
>>You can leave that paused, I don’t mind.

>>39294433
>It’s okay, I understand.

>>39294433
>It’s okay, I understand.

>>39294433
>Well, only if you want to.
Though if you decide not to you'll miss out on Beth getting rekt by John.

What is Kat playing anyways. I don't recall this being said.

>>39294537
a brawler you shower her the night before... like three? or more threads ago.

>>39294433
>You can leave that paused, I don’t mind.

>>39294558
Old school one? Which reminds me of Dragon's Crown a bitch'n four player beat 'em up game. If Kat has been playing brawlers we should definitely play DC with her.

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>You can leave that paused, I don’t mind.

Writing nowish, likely'll be slow as a bit drunk.

>>39294667
No, one of those new ones that try to mix old school and new shit.

>>39294667
>John as Dwarf
>Alex as Sorceress
>Beth as Amazon
>Kat as Elf

i can see it working

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>>39294667
>>39294740
Also I would totally do this, but I have not played the game and so could not narrate anything about it.

Granted I'll probably get a bit time skippy anyways as I tend towards that when games come up.

I long since realized that narrating interaction between people playing games is really hard for me to do because I've not seen enough examples... and I am a bad example.

>>39294740
I almost want to say alex as amazon just because FIT, but that would be stereotyping

>>39294821
Alex has the largest rack out of all the girls playing, hence Sorceress.

>>39294834
And now Im picturing both Kat and Beth simultaneously stopping to stare in envy, followed by John, because boobs

>>39294959
Until Summer comes by anyways.

>>39294834
Plus it works towards both Alex and Beth's MG usage. Alex is more support MG (Sorceress) longs Beth is more Fury and punch the thing until it dies (Amazon).

>>39294959
That as well.

>>39294815
>has not played Dragon's Crown
If you got a PS3 or Vita, get it Hap. Well worth your money.

>>39295093
I haven't because it seemed like one of those, "Clearly better with friends" games, and those just make me sad... also you know money.

sleep hazard has assumed direct control bump

bump

ItS good to see things get never out of hand here once I leave. The quester collective here works good.

SleepHazzard has won this battle.

Haphs defense, Sleephazards arguements grow better the more time passes

I have no clue what happened last night, I'm up now and I'm going to grab some food.

So maybe two hours. Will update on twitter when I get home and start writing again.

>>39300639
Ahaha.
I have an idea of what happened, you probably fell asleep.

>>39300662
Wow, what? bro, do you know how insane that sounds? like, seriously.

>>39300639
>I have no clue what happened last night
thats... concerning

>>39300725
That's Hap!

>>39300725
Meh happens to me everyweekend. maybe smoking psychoactive stuff, drinkin and medication that heavily influences brain chemistry don't go well together

>>39300944
>maybe smoking psychoactive stuff, drinkin and medication that heavily influences brain chemistry don't go well together
you are an idiot

>>39300953
Yeah and I love every second of it.

>>39300997
well enjoy them, you won't have many more

>>39301008
This is the very reason I do.

Oh dearie, bump.

>You can leave that paused, I don’t mind.

“You can leave that paused, I don’t mind,” you say shifting the weight of the console, “Besides, it’s not like we’re going to go run or anything,” you tap the game system, “You’ll get to see what else there is to play.”

Kat thinks about it for a second or two, biting her lip as she looks back at the computer before standing up, “Kay, do I need to carry anything?”

“Just the controllers,” you say as you make your way for the living room, John has already claimed the recliner and looks more than at home.

“Took you long enough,” he says, relaxed.

“You’d think I was the guest,” you grin, “Didn’t take you long at all to get comfortable.”

“With chairs like this its a walk in the park,” John leans back into it, sinking further into the chair.

“You could help you know,” Beth says already setting up the cables, making it simple for you to just plug the system in and change the channel, “What’d you bring anyways?”

“I’ve been wanting to replay Dragons crown, figured this was a good chance to,” he gestures to the case on the coffee table.

“Actually yeah,” you agree, “The multiplayer on that is great, plus Kat’s only played brawlers so far.”

“She’s new to games then?” John asks, understanding coming across his features.
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>>39303159

“Yeah, just picked them up last night an all,” you ruffle Kat’s hair as she tries to escape John’s gaze. It’s kind of amusing how she doesn’t handle new people too well.

“So whats up with the sudden invitation anyways?” John asks, curious, “I mean since the whole sudden everything, we haven’t really hung out much.”

“I don’t know man, I’m not some master planner I just do what I feel like,” you say with a sigh, “Does there really need to be a reason to hang out and play games?”

“Nah I suppose not,” John admits as you go through the process of finishing setting up, getting the controllers synced before tossing John his.

The game starts and character select happens, before all of you start making your way through the game. Kat’s a bit clumsy at first getting used to the new controls and mechanics but thanks to her earlier experience its not too difficult to pick up. Though she does have an intense look of concentration.

You smirk at that, and nearly get wrecked as a result; idly you wonder if you should try for a conversation or just enjoy the time…. well its not like a conversation makes it unenjoyable.

>Talk about something (Write in)
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.
>Write in

>>39303174
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.
i cant think of anything to say

>>39303174
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.

Good to have you back Hap.

>>39303174
>>Talk about something (Write in)
Talk about all the stupid or embarrassing ideas we all have for the future, jobs and shit we see ourselves doing or not doing and whatnot

>>39303174
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.

>>39303174
I got nothing. Which feels a little sad here. I would say ask what people don't like in term of food for dinner but I feel that's something Alex should know for Beth and John. Kat doesn't seem to be picky so... If anyone has anything good to ask consider a support from me otherwise;
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.

>>39303353
>I would say ask what people don't like in term of food for dinner but I feel that's something Alex should know for Beth and John.
may as well check their okay with what we have planned for dinner

>>39303373
WHAT do we have planned?

>>39303403
no idea, we should probably figure that out, I can't remember if we said we'd cook anything specific to Summer, my brain is fried at 4am

>>39303174
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.
Around what time is it? If it's around or past lunchtime, we should probably make sure we've got whatever ingredients we need for the dinner, if we've already got an idea on what to make

>>39303174
>>Talk about something food, what do people want, Winner's Choice? i dont remember if summer gave input

>>39303416
I remember no seafood from Summer otherwise good for everything else.

>>39303174
>Talk about something (small talk)
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.

Calling for:

>Just kill time until Summer gets here.

Writing now.

>>39303403
I don't think there ever was a plan.

>>39303297
Good to be back.

>>39303433
Its about 12:30 but I'm going to hand wave ingredients because fuck writing grocery shopping. I don't even do that in real life.

>>39303568
>not handpicking the ingredients for delicious meals you're cooking
Step up your game haph
I forget that everything edible in america is either plastic with aroma and color, actual food which has been gen mnipulated, treated with antibiotics and/or poisoned with things that would generate shitstorm in europe or so expensive noone buys it. Though that might as well be partially stereotype
>captcha: (Burger Pictures)

>>39303851
Not everything just most, It helps to live next to it instead of in it.
I will argue that genetically modified food is pretty safe, people in the US get mad about it because they think the new genes make the food poison

>>39303174
>Just kill time until Summer gets here.

>>39303982
I actually wrote an essay about genmanipulation once. followed by a larger presentation because I did that good. But I generally don't trust american companies.
Also me coming from the countryside and killing my own food first when I was 4 years old might have given me a wholly different sense of ¨fresh¨
God bless the fields of wheat and rape around my hometown and the many many gardens there, even if they still use animal excrements

>>39303568
I guess it's one hour wake up call time

>>39304168
>fields of wheat and rape around my hometown
>fields of wheat and rape
>fields of rape

I kek'd

>>39304546
Was the same for me when I first realised that's a correct spelling for
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

>>39304546
>>39304579
Best of all is, when early in the year, when warmth takes hold here, the flowers start blooming and throughout the town hangs a heavy sweet smell of flowers, making people, only fitting for an old place such as this, very tranquil. sometimes the wind and the workers happen to take seeds with them into the town where they grow into little yellow colonies that only sweeten the air and dot the many gardens, parks and fields of green, oftentimes close to cherry blossoms from which single pink and white leaves drift lazily in the warm winds.
Spring here is beautiful.

>Just kill time until Summer gets here.

You shrug to yourself, not really caring to talk about anything in particular, you idly chat about new games and anything you’re excited about coming out… which is to say nothing really.

It quickly moves from there to talking about new games to old fighting games and if Kat would like any.

“I don’t think I would,” Kat says after a while of listening to you, Beth and John discussing fighting games.

“Yeah..? Why’s that?” Beth asks, curious.

“Well..” Kat rubs the back of her head as you idle in town, having gotten distracted with talking more than playing, “It just… I’m not good and I don’t... “ her face is turning a bit red as she explains this.

“It’s all good, playing against us at first wouldn’t be helpful… probably even frustrating but they have vs AI modes for a reason you know?” you explain, “Plus fighting games are enjoyable when you start to get good at them… as long as you play against someone of similar skill yeah?”

“You got a bit irritated when you started out playing them against me,” John grins, “Though not so much anymore.”

“Well yeah, after butting my head against a wall for an age and a half I finally got good enough to wreck you somewhat reliably,” you huff, remembering John’s glee at stomping you initially.

“I wouldn’t call it wrecking,” John says defensively, “Seriously.”

“Yeah, yeah,” you say waving him off, before glancing at the time, easily five hours have passed, you probably should start thinking about what to cook.

”Yo’ if you’re going to cook you should summon me, so I can take your spot,” Shadow Alex suggests, ”I mean… It’d be awesome yeah?”

>Yeah, alright sounds good.
>Hmm but if I summon you now you’ll miss dinner.

also: what to cook, lasagna is not an option don’t vote for it:

>Steak, and potatoes
>Pasta, it never is a bad idea.
>Write in

>>39305137
>Hmm but if I summon you now you’ll miss dinner.
>Steak, and potatoes

>>39305137
>Pasta, it never is a bad idea.
Classic: salt the tomtoes, give a bit of oil in a pot boil it. long. add some basil, perhaps a bit of salt and olive oil, fresh thyme is very good as well. if you want you can start with onions for a slightly sweet taste.

>>39305137
>Yeah, alright sounds good.
steak and potatoes, greek style because i have a craving

>>39305137
>>Hmm but if I summon you now you’ll miss dinner.
>Pasta, it never is a bad idea.

>>39305137
>Hmm but if I summon you now you’ll miss dinner.
>Write in
>Chicken Vegetable Stir Fry
Stir fry's tend to be quick meals to make. We can summon her just before we start cooking that we she can help us and get to eat as well. Plus the whole eat more health thing. And stir fry is just fucking good too.

>>39305137
>Yeah, alright sounds good.
>Chicken Vegetable Stir Fry

How long does Mirror Match last, anyway? Is it a possible range, or does it have a strict time limit?

>>39305204
And while we are at it, the true classic, that was the lazy method.
Spagetthi No° 5, oncec aldente into a pan with a bit olive oil. tomatoes in the same way, with bit of salt. inb4 noodles you can go with fish, clams and pretty much everything else made of proten to add some flavor. important is only hat you can get everything on one spoon.
Pasta is really perfect if you don't really know yet what you want but have to start cooking.
Also plaate some white whine or rosé

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>>39305300
Mirror match lasts an hour, it can last longer if you get more degree's of success or throw shadow credits at it.

Shadow Credits increase length exponentially.

>>39305315
If you're feeling fancy? press some frehsly plucked mountain peach into the white whine, it's AWESOME

>>39305137
>Yeah, alright sounds good.
I figure, if Alex wants out now, let's let her out now.
>Steak, Mac & Cheese, and Cornbread.
And maybe some green beans or some other veggie to help round the meal out. Let's make sure Summer is nice and stuffed before she leaves!

>>39305341
I wouldn't be against using a SC for this, but others might protest.

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>>39305386
I just had to after you said stuffed

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Calling for:
>Steak and potatoes.

The first part of that vote is tied, rolling dice to determine.

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>>39305565
I completely forgot to ask for dice:

I need 1d100 best of 3 for cooking.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39305753

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>39305565
>>39305753

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>39305753
Captcha is food

>>39305386
>>39305753
here comes the 1(00)

That went better than expected, i was in terror of a nat 1

>>39305436
She's calling in a favor to have us satisfy her appetite, so filling her up is the least we can do. Some succulent meat and creamy goodness would go a long way towards that.

Well, and corn bread. Because who doesn't like corn bread? Ignore that Atkins guy and let the carbs compel you!

>>39305815
Good show,and now i want to try cornbread, it sounds different at the very least.

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>>39305815
Long live all forms of bread! From white to wheat to rye to sourdough! And everything between!

But really, I hate when diets tell you stop eating x bread. Fuck you I'll eat all the bread I want.

>>39305986
You have to visit germany. seriously there are so many types of bread you could search for your whole life and still miss some.

>>39306106
I know. I lived there for two-years. Fucking loved it there.

>>39306106

i need to go there in the future, not just for the bread for all the food

>>39306238
Tell me when, my little town has the best food culture.

>>39306869
sadly, not in the near future

>Yeah, alright sounds good.
>Steak, and potatoes

‘Yeah, alright. Sounds good,’ you think as you stand up, “Yo give me a minute, I need to go get started on dinner.”

“Should we just let you drop then..?” John asks, skeptical.

“Nah, Shadow Alex’ll take my place,” you wave him off and head out back, realizing he’ll try and ask more question, “It’ll be easier to show than tell.”

“.. alright, what are you cooking anyways?” John asks, curious.

“Steak and Potatoes with maybe something else, I’ll figure it out then,” you say with a shrug, closing the door behind you.

You glance at the grill and figure you’ll get the charcoal burning, to settle down in a nice even heat. With a bit of effort you get a fire started, you watch it for a moment or two, making sure it stays before walking out into the yard.

“Shield of glass, spear of light; Break now, mirror, aid my fight!” you say, starting your transformation. At first you think it failed somehow before everything burst into motion, rather literally, your clothes fly from your body in fragments.

Stopping in a sphere around you hovering for a moment and letting you enjoy the breeze against your bare skin, before rocketing back in and leaving you in your cargo pants, and blouse. You feel grateful for your bare shoulders and light blouse as the book of mirrors forms in your hand.

You open your book and pull out a mirror, about to start pulling power when Shadow Alex says, ”You know, if you used a shadow credit… I could make this last all day.”

You bite your lip as you hesitate, taking a moment to consider it.

>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.
>... isn’t it a shame to use them for something like this?
>I’ll just… resummon you later.
>Write in.

>>39307682
>>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.

More fun days and nights with our twin

>>39307682
>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.
we have more than a few, Im mo worried about the consequences if we do this regularly

>>39307682
>>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.

>>39307682
>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.

>>39307682
>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.

>>39307682
>>... isn’t it a shame to use them for something like this?
>I’ll just… resummon you later.


>>39307731
>>39307761
>>39307782
>>39307786
>>39307793
You do realize shadow credit darkness doesn't dissipate and leads to perm changes right? Also we keep doing this we will run out.

>>39307813
I'm well aware of this. But we should use them from time to time or we'll end up with 500 of them by the time Alex is done being an MG.

Y'know, like hoarding potions and then never using them in the end.

>>39307813
I'm well aware.

>>39307682
>... isn’t it a shame to use them for something like this?
>I’ll just… resummon you later.
Unlikely to win to but whatever.

>>39307837
Cave Story.

>>39307682
You're earlier then I expected, yet later then I hoped
>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.
And with this I say good night dear amerifags and sleepless eurofags. Keep working on getting summer into john's pants and us into a foursome with our pet, our mistress and our wife.

>>39307813
That would be why i said i was worried about the consequences....we may need to use a wish for just those......

>>39307951
Which since we haven't saved a core yet could take awhile.

Question Hap. If we trained Mirror Match would it increase duration as well as lowering the DC? And would training increase the strength of it as well since it says 'weaker version' ..?

>>39307682
>... isn’t it a shame to use them for something like this?
>>I’ll just… resummon you later.

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Calling for:

>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.

Writing as soon as 3d6+21 best of three rolls happens

Shadow Tokens left: 9

Used 08

Next change: 11

Rolled 1, 5, 5 + 21 = 32 (3d6 + 21)

>>39308047

Rolled 5, 1, 3 + 21 = 30 (3d6 + 21)

>>39308047
It won't be every day, but nice to do.

Rolled 1, 5, 2 + 21 = 29 (3d6 + 21)

>>39308047

Rolled 4, 4, 3 + 21 = 32 (3d6 + 21)

>>39308047

Rolled 3, 6, 6 + 21 = 36 (3d6 + 21)

>>39308047

Rolled 2, 4, 2 + 21 = 29 (3d6 + 21)

>>39308047

Rolled 4, 5, 5 + 21 = 35 (3d6 + 21)

>>39308047
Rollan

>>39308073
We've done it twice in a week so far, I like SA as much as the next guy but even at that rate we're going to accumulate a lot of changes.

>>39308136
were well on our way to becoming an equivalent of the goo girl

>>39308136
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>39308063
More than enough, though the bonus alone was. So fun times.

Writing now

>>39308092
would have been amusing.

>>39308136
Try improving the spell while practicing then, you can either lower DC or improve Duration.

Both of which would help with length that SA was able to stay out.

>>39308136
Im failing to see the problem here. Alex is really chill about changes.

>>39308161
Plz anon goo girls are the best.

>>39308161
you say that like it's a good thing. Doubt even aura of normality would save us then.

>>39308169
It kinda is, make thing harder and more awkward for us not even touching the mental changes that could really mess us up.

>>39308200
see above. Honestly so far the changes we've gotten are minor, what if the eye thing was permanent? We'd be really messed up.

>>39308176
Yeah we would except everyone wants changes it seems. Full on to eldritch abomination!

>>39308230
>you say that like it's a good thing. Doubt even aura of normality would save us then.
Wish for an aura of illusion or something, then.

>>39308230
>Yeah we would except everyone wants changes it seems.
Personally, I don't but I don't see the point anymore in debating it.

>>39308230

I did not intend for being as weirded up as goo girl to be said as a good thing, my mistake. whatever change we may get here, we need to get rid of next core if possible

>>39308136
Yeah, I imagine we'll be proving Amy right before long.
>Amy snorts, “Man with all that already? I’d put a hundred that you’ll hardly look like a person before a month’s up.”

>>39308169
It is. We have absolutely zero cores stashed, and we still need to figure something out regarding our current changes for when summer break ends. The more changes, the harder any non-magical methods become. And that's not even getting into the scariness of mental changes.

>>39308295
Glamour failure is a thing and still would not cover transportation, our trail(slime or nothing at all) and hardships of using stairs.

>>39308309
ok

>>39308331
Would probably take more than one or two and we never save the dang things.

>>39308396
yep

>>39308396
Do you really think people think long term when they vote?

>>39308230
>Doubt even aura of normality would save us then.

This is where you are wrong, wishes are full no bullshit you get what you intended. Aura of normality is 'people perceive you as nothing wrong'

It doesn't matter how far gone the changes got, or if you decided you wanted to walk outside buttass naked. Normal people without some level of magical resistance would perceive you as perfectly normal.

You will not be fucked out of a wish due to some technicality bullshit, especially considering how much effort and threads that would effectively make completely pointless outside of character interaction.

>>39308478
Still I'd imagine more noticeable changes would raise the cost, meaning the more we get know the more expensive it would be.

>>39308478
Based Hap setting the record straight

If we dont get aura of normalcy, maybe we should get our shadow back? It seems relevant if nothing else

>>39308499
No, because you are thinking of it in terms of hiding changes, however that's not mechanically what it is doing.

This is why its considered a cheap low end wish that solves magical girls problems, because it doesn't scale based off of changes.

>>39308564
Aura of normalicy would deal with the lost shadow, and possibly all future changes.

>>39308603
Alright then. We'd still have to deal with the physical repercussions of our changes right? How many people have above average magical resistance?

>>39308609
Aaaand there >>39308603 we have confirmation that it does cover all future changes.

>>39308478
>Walking outside naked is normal for a nudist.

I have no issues with permanent changes. It is part of the fun of these games. Avoiding them should be outright impossible since it is part and parcel with being a magical girl. You want magic? You are going to be changed by it.

They are going to happen. So chill with the 'oh you are dooiming us all!'

>>39308733
Still spending power ups(limited supply of them) for a vanity thing which also leads to changes(which have messed us up in the past) is pretty damn stupid IMO.

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>>39308637
If magical girl, or mage, they would be able to see through it.

Gods and demons also, someone who knows what they were looking for explicitly might see hints of it if they stare long enough if they were not a magic user.

Its really a thing that affects ones perception more than anything.

I could go into the nitty gritty but that really would destroy any chance of another update as I'd get too excited and pace around while thinking of fun ideas.

>>39308433
Doesn't seem that way, unfortunately. So we get the weird road where we continue unprepared for what comes, yet we also don't abuse the mechanics properly when we do splurge.
If shadow credits really do increase the length exponentially, then imagine how the bell curve would rise if we burned through a whole dozen of shadow credits in one go, giving her freedom for a good long time rather than just a single day. That might be something worth getting a (physical) change or two for. Especially if we managed to prepare for it first with mental protection and normal aura wishes.

>>39308783
We have more SC then we can spend in the next 4 battles going by our previous fights. We don't need to stockpile them this much.

>>39308797
Alright, nice pic .


>>39308867
Unless we fight against a prepared enemy with even numbers. The reason we've been kicking ass so easily is because we get surprise and/or numbers on our opponents. With out that we might need to sue them just to not die.

Should we all save up for a wish that would minimize mental changes, Im assuming that would be quite costly though

>>39308797
Back to work with you Hap. The party must go on.

Also love Steins;Gate. Nice pic.

>>39304546
Yes anon we all know you can use virgin rape as fuel.
Laugh and you're going to hell

I can see why Canada decided to use canola oil instead of rape oil.

Hour and thirty warning: Wake up, Sleephazard!

>>39310048
Shhhhhh.... anon. The sleephazard is a beast best left to its rest. It shall awaken in time and bring its bounty with it, but for now allow it to slumber and perchance to dream of posting.

>>39310048
At this rate he's practically Deadhazard

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>>39310202
S-sorry, the updates today haven't been feeling right. So I've been writing really slow.

I like to not shit out things that feel wrong because its a waste of both of our time.

I mean its not like I produce great things, its just not words for the sake of words... or at least I try to keep it that way.

>>39310320
Don't worry, boss. I wouldn't be here if I didn't somewhat enjoy your writing.

>>39310320
>I mean its not like I produce great things
Nonsense. If nothing else, you created TENKA, WHOSE MIGHT RIVALS TEN MASTERPIECES. And that speaks for itself.

>Use a shadow credit, let’s give her another day out.

“Hm, yeah okay,” you give her the go ahead, as you pull magic you feel a new sensation. The core that was silent from before, begins to suffuse you with energy Shadow Alex makes a surprised noise and you can feel her hands working to direct the excess energy, back into your spell.

You shiver at the electrified sensation, making your hair stand up on end and leaving you a little tired feeling. The last of its directed to your hands and then into the mirror, as you hold it before you; shaking of the hesitation at the new sensation, you throw the mirror before you and see Shadow Alex reflected in it. You both draw back a fist and cross counter each other shattering the mirror; leaving a more than happy Shadow Alex behind.

She quickly helps you up, and gives you a tight hug, “It’s been awhile since I last was out!”

“It hasn’t been that long, has it?” You ask thinking about it, trying to do the math.

“Eh, maybe?” Shadow Alex frowns as both of you try to add up days, “It felt long though.”

“Well, I can’t deny that one,” you smile as she pulls away, “Anyways, I’m going to start cooking. John’s probably tired of waiting if you want to do that.”

“Hrm, well yeah but not because John,” Shadow Alex’s shrug turns into a stretch as she heads inside, “Just call me if you need any help cooking.”

“Yeah, I will,” you nod, following her in and grabbing the steaks to start seasoning them. You grab the potatoes and wrap them in foil putting them on the plate next to the steak before heading outback and cleaning the grill off. You’re thankful its got a good temperature as you throw everything on.
1/3?

>>39310638

A moment passes before you head inside and throw some green beans with a touch of chopped bacon in a pot and let that start cooking. With a care watch on the time you manage to balance the two, moving between the steaks and potatoes, turning them as needed and giving them a nice cross sear on the steaks.

As you’re pulling everything off and getting ready to set the table you hear a knock at the door, you can’t help but smile as you turn to get it and notice the smell of the steak has lured everyone to the table already, “Yo’ its good to eat, serve yourself.”

“Smells amazing,” Kat’s barely resisting drooling as she quickly makes her way to what becomes the start of the line.

“Steak does that,” you confirm, as you head for the front door.

A concerned looking Summer is waiting, checking the address she wrote down and the numbers on your porch. She looks relieved when you open the door, “Awesome, I did read it right.”

“What do you have chicken scratch for handing writing?” you ask trying to get a look at the sheet of paper, though you get denied when she crumples it up.

“Something like that,” Summer nods, “Not always, its just I was in a hurry for food.”

“Speaking of, you arrived at the perfect time,” you say holding the door open, “Food just finished getting made. Literally just pulled the steaks off the grill.”

Summer’s eyes light up at the mention of steaks, “Awesome,” she practically sings as she hurries into your house, following her nose to the kitchen with you just behind.

Kat’s already at the table looking like she’s in heaven, as she chews slowly; her ears happily twitching with a spaced look on her face.

Your Dad is next, though half of his steak is gone already. You frown at that and see he’s starting to take his time eating, chewing deliberately slow.
2/3

>>39310663

Beth’s sitting down as you and Summer hit the kitchen, getting to the back of the line, John just after her with your mother and Shadow Alex in tow.

“Yo everyone, this is Summer, Summer this is Beth, John, Dad, Mom, Alex, and you’ve already met Kat,” you introduce her and everyone else.

They share a mutual, “Nice to meet you,” before promptly ignoring each other in favor of warm food.

You sit down at the table next to Beth with Shadow Alex across from you, and realize its a bit cramped as chairs had to be pulled up to fit everyone at the table. You shrug and ignore the closeness in favor of taking your first bite.

Immediately you realize you outdid yourself with this steak, and you chew it slowly enjoying the hearty flavor of the meat and the slight searing that the grill gave it. You don’t even consider speaking as everyone sits there and enjoys the meal in silence.

No one moves to get up as they finish, you lean back full and content. Idly you realize John’s yet to react… a glance his way instantly destroys that as he’s staring daggers at you.

>Hopefully that made it worth it?
>Yep, that was a good end to the day.
>Sometimes silence is golden.
>Write in

Also, what to do after?

>Go for a walk, after a meal like that its needed.
>Become one with the couch.
>Pull John aside, see how mad he is.
>Write in

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This I think is my limit for the day, these have not been just happening like I want.

Plus writing about Steak has REALLY made me want some, I can almost literally taste it.

so the usual:
>Questions
>Concerns
>Comments

>>39310711
>Yep, that was a good end to the day.
>Pull John aside, see how mad he is.

>>39310711

>Hopefully that made it worth it?
>Become one with the couch.

If John is really peeved, he'll let us know

>>39310711
>Hopefully that made it worth it?
>Become one with the couch.

>>39310711
>Yep, that was a good end to the day.
>Pull John aside, see how mad he is.

>>39310711
>Sometimes silence is golden.
>Pull John aside, see how mad he is.

>>39310711
>Sometimes silence is golden.
>Go for a walk, after a meal like that its needed.
>See who else wants to go for a walk.

>>39310711
>Yep, that was a good end to the day.
>Become one with the couch.

>>39310732
Thanks for running boss. See you next time.

>>39310711
>Hopefully that made it worth it?
>Pull John aside, see how mad he is.

>>39310958
Thanks for playing!

>>39311446
Shit, so busy voting I didn't even notice the end-of-thread message here. >>39310732

Thanks for running, man.

>>39310732
Thanks for the new chapter!

Say, is Shadow Alex able to temporarily go back 'inside' during the duration of Mirror Match? I don't imagine it would come up often, but say if they wanted to adjust some clothes to fit someone, would she be able to step 'inside' right quick to do that? Or could she do it from outside, via fondling through Alex's chest or whatnot?

>>39311446
Thanks for running Hap.

>>39312335
There was already an example of this in prior threads. I forget when but pretty sure its been done.

The former part she did head back in earlier, but did not come back out; she could have though, until the end of the duration.

>>39313568
>Shadow Alex seducing a girl and bringing her back to Alex, pulling her inside.
>Short while later Shadow Alex scampers off and were left with someone we don't know asleep inside of us.

>>39313653
It could be better than that.
>Mirror match duration is a day for whatever reason
>This happened at the start of the day, she starts panicking
>Alex has to explain that she's pretty much SOL until SA comes back because fuck if Alex knows how to get her out.