>>39293881
>>Armored Transport Hit

>>39293881
>>Armored Transport Hit

>>39293881
>>Armored Transport Hit
Go big or go home.

>>39293881
>>Mobile Meth Lab
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT KNOCKS

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>>39293881
>Armored Transport Hit

Aw yeah time for a heist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-7CNBRJ37I

>>39293881
>Armored Transport Hit
Straight to the DLC.

>>39293881

I'LL TAKE THE ARMORED CAR

>>39293881
>Armored Transport Hit

We Heisting now
Bit of a late start, innit?

>>39293990
he said he would be late.

Oh the sheer potential endgame heists....
>Steal Cole's scarf or Rochelle's glasses for the idol collection. Probably will lead to death or eternal glory from our peers.

>>39293881 (OP)
>Armored Transport Hit

>>39294074
>>Job: Steal Rin's undies.
>>NANOWEAVE, CARLY.
>>Wewhoareabouttodiesaluteyou.jpg

>>39294074
Awwww crap... Cole should've taken Wesker's sunglasses when she had that chance!

>>39293881
>Armored Transport Hit

>>39294120
>NANOWEAVE, CARLY
My hands were meant as a tool for heisting
But now...I'm not so sure...

>>39294074
>>39294120
Hopefully they won't attack us during a heist because if Cole or Rochelle ever interrupts us, we'd be faced with the dilemma of either getting away with our lives or getting their autographs. Just imagine what would happen if we pissed off Niko

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>>39293881
"Well, the armored transport hit sounds right up your alley." You grin.

"Hah, I figured you'd say that." Sam chuckles and turns to the others. "Artya? Lisa? Any objections?"

NONE.

"Nah, sounds good." Lisa nods.

"All right, it's settled, then! Now we got three issues to hammer out. Stopping the truck, breaking into the truck, and taking the loot." Loki says happily. "Now, it's time to start planning! Now, if you would please look at the holotable..."

You all look down on the surface of the table as it generates a three dimensional map of Delta City before zooming in on a specific section ,highlight the truck's path as a bright red line that snakes through the maze of roads crisscrossing the city.

"Now, I've run the numbers, and I think there's two areas where that truck is the most vulnerable." Loki says. "Here, when it goes onto the freeway, and here, when it needs to make a temporary stop in this downtown area."

"Hm, that's gonna be tough." Sam frowns. "The truck would be a lot easier to hit on the freeway. It's more isolated so help will take longer to arrive, but there's not a lot of cover and that isolation works both ways. Gives us less options for escape. Downtown affords us more options for escape."

"Yeah, but downtown is going to attract a lot of attention." Lisa frowns.

ATTENTION BAD. Artya agrees.

>Stop the truck on the freeway.
>Stop the truck downtown.
>Other

>>39294328
>>Stop the truck on the freeway.

>>39294328
>Stop the truck on the freeway.
Attention is bad, this should stay low profile.

>>39294328
>Stop the truck on the freeway.

We can always pull a driving escape

>>39294328
>Stop the truck on the freeway.

>>39294328
>>Stop the truck on the freeway.

>>39294328
>>Stop the truck on the freeway.

>>39294328
>>Stop the truck on the freeway.

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>>Stop the truck on the freeway.

>>39294226
I'm more worried about the Magical Girl group. When we dove into their database, we saw "something" and those of us that went through MGHQ probably have a good idea on who that was.

>>39294328
>Stop the truck on the freeway.

>>39294371
MGHQ was fun. Damn Loki to hell. I actually liked him

This is reminding me of Cole's first planning session with P-san involving a freewar robbery

>>39294328
"We can hit it on the freeway." You say. "Much simpler and cleaner."

"Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too." Sam nods.

"All right, so the first problem stopping the truck!" Loki says. "You girls got any ideas?"

"Carly, you still know how to shoot a .50?" Sam asks.

"I think I know what you're implying and I'm liking it!" You grin.

"Wouldn't that mean she'd have to split up from us?" Lisa raises an eyebrow.

"We could always hire a sniper. Plenty of those on the market." Sam suggests.

"Yeah, but that costs money." You grunt. "And I won't be able to shoot it! Loki, what's the going rate for a good sniper?"

"About $50,000."

"We can get a vehicle and ram the truck off the road." Lisa suggests.

"Simple, but not guaranteed." Sam sighs.

>Act as a sniper to disable the truck.
>Hire a sniper to disable the truck.
>Ram the truck off the road.
>Other

>>39294839
>>Ram the truck off the road.
We don't even know what the hell's in the truck.

>>39294839
>Ram the truck off the road.
It's Fast and Furious time.

>>39294839
>Other
Send in a RC drone with a mini EMP bomb on it to go off under the truck to disable it. easy pickings after that.

>>39294839
Rig up a remote controlled vehicle with C4, then boom it.

>>39294839
Faux police roadblock?

>>39294839
>Ram the truck off the road.

>>39294839
>>Hire a sniper to disable the truck.
MORGAN!

>>39294839
>>Ram the truck off the road.

>>39294839
>Act as a sniper to disable the truck.

Keep it local

>>39294951
Now that you think about it, how do you anons think we stack up against a standard combat idol?

Not sure if the arm wrestling match with Julie is any good measure of strength since she IS a Strength based idol.

>>39294839
>Act as a sniper to disable the truck.

>>39295049
It depends on the idol.

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>Wanting to pull an armored car job
>ON the fucking freeway

What is this, amateur hour? It's like you people don't watch heist movies! Haven't you guys seen Heat or GTA 5? You pull it right on the underpass so you have quick egress and minimize collateral damage and possibility of being spotted. Block the road with a garbage truck, sack the armored car with a larger truck with plenty of torque behind it. Blow the doors, deal with a potential big dude in the back, and get away scot free.

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>>39294839
"Simple is often the best. We'll ram the truck off the road." You say.

"Hmmm, I guess." Sam sighs. "Okay, second issue. Opening it up. Those things are specifically designed NOT to be opened, after all."

"Well, the tried and true method is drilling the lock open." Lisa says. "I got one that can chew through it in a couple minutes."

ANYTHING FASTER? Artya asks.

"Well, I could use, uh, explosives. That's faster, but there's the risk it might destroy whatever is inside." Lisa warns.

>Drill the truck open.
>Blow the truck open.
>Other

>>39295280
Who says we won't go for it as the truck hits an underpass?

>>39295301
>>Drill the truck open.

>>39295301
>Drill the truck open.

But bring the boom in case we get pressed for time

>>39295301
>Drill the truck open.

>>39295301
>>Drill the truck open.

>>39295301
>Drill the truck open.

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>>39295301
>>Blow the truck open.

Time is of the essence. We probably have only a couple minutes after bringing the truck offline to when the police show up. We'll burn a lot of the loose cash, but it means we'll have to prioritize the armored boxes inside teh back.

And for god's sake, don't use something exotic--that will be easily traceable.

>>39295301
>>Drill the truck open.

>>39295301
>>39295301
>>Blow the truck open.

Pissin' in the wind here.

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>>39295301
"We'll drill the truck open." You say. "But let's bring some explosives anyways just in case."

"Right, right." Lisa nods. "I can bring along a drone, too. I can bring a flying one for aerial recon, or I can bring FRAG-E."

"FRAG-E?" Sam blinks.

"This little baby here!" Lisa smiles as she snaps her finger, and large, tracked robot rolls into the room. "FRAG-E is a multipurpose robotic platform! We can load up a heavy drill on it that can punch locks faster than the handheld models, or we can mount a heavy machine gun on it to provide some fire support!"

"Really, now?" You shoot a nasty look at Lisa.

"Well uh, I'm not implying it can replace you!" Lisa laughs nervously.

>Aerial recon drone.
>FRAG-E with a drill.
>FRAG-E with a gun.
>Other

>>39295598
>>FRAG-E with a drill.

>>39295598
>FRAG-E with a drill.

>>39295598
>FRAG-E with a drill.

>>39295598
>FRAG-E with a drill
RIP Frag85.
Also, Shitfucker best SHIV. AH AH AH.

>>39295598
>FRAG-E with a drill.

We want to crack this one ASAP

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>>39295598

>FRAG-E's in this quest

Ohoho, you non-Bagelfans are in for a wild ride.

>FRAG-E with a gun.

Also: Van Doorn when, Merc?

>>39295598
>>FRAG-E with a drill.
Never underestimate these little guys.

>>39295598
>FRAG-E with a drill.
It can also be used to scare heavily armored personel
>Fucking cunts, I could be home shitposting on /k/ right now.
>Yeah, you better hit the deck you li- wait, the fuck is that thing?
>Revving_intensifies.wmv

>>39295680
Are you ready for fun, Bagel fans?
Personally I loved his reaction to Lid-Zilla in his last Live and Impossible.

is that little cute drone something from another game?

>>39295858
X-COM, I believe.

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>>39295858

SHIV unit from the newest XCOM game. They're indispensable, adorable little rape machines.

>>39295858
That's the SHIV from X-COM.

This particular SHIV is an expy from one of Beaglerush's X-COM series. He's probably the most popular X-COM guy out there, and actually streams on Firaxis's Twitch on tuesdays.

Have fun, nerds.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXctaw5JGF4Inwdinw7ijDafjKlVC2oDo

>>39295888
...I remember hearing about this guy a while back
Didn't he stream ACAH after some X-COM a few weeks ago?

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>>39295598
"Let's load up that drill onto it, then." You say.

"Heheh, roger that!" Lisa grins. "We'll pop that door in no time!"

"All right, it looks like we've got a plan!" Loki chuckles. "Load up, girls, it's time to earn our pay!"

You and the rest of the crew head over to the armory. It's a bit too sparse for your liking, but it'll serve your purposes.

"All right, the truck isn't do to move until tomorrow morning, so we got all night to sleep on this." Sam grins. "But I think there's something that we should agree on as a crew before we do anything else."

"And that would be?" You ask.

"Our mask theme, of course!" Sam smiles. "We can't be a proper crew without a theme! All the most infamous crews had one, you know!"

"That's true." Lisa nods.

EXCITED. Artya jumps up and down.

>Any mask theme suggestions? For example, clowns, animals, American Presidents, etc.

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>>39295916

He did.

>>39295888

He also shows up on the /xcg/ from time to time.

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>>39295928
I'm down with a completely white featureless mask or one of those Venetian stuff.

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>>39295928

A rubber rooster mask. Because we enjoy hurting other people, deep down.

>>39295928
Why not go full meta?
Let's have pilot masks or something

>>39295946
Huh
The only thing I remember from that was when he pulled the Chihaya Strike Eagle
Pulled the waifu card and everything to justify it

>>39295928
Guy Fawkes masks
I'm sorry.

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>>39295928
>>Any mask theme suggestions? For example, clowns, animals, American Presidents, etc.

>>39295928
Clover Idols

>>39295928

Julie mask. Of the full body anime suit one.

The idol cop will come after us sooner or later~

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>>39295928
>>39295981

Or to go with the Payday theme, we could always go with a painted clown mask. Nothing beats the classics, after all.

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>>39295928
Johnny gat.

>>39296029
With julie syn voice and fake funbags in the front. Which we can load with claymores or something.

>>39296022
>>39296029
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao_kigurumi

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>>39295928
Gas masks, but all the lenses are tinted a different color for each member.

>>39296208
Just painted gasmasks.

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>>39295928
And a fourth one.

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>>39296224
This one

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>>39296208
>>39296213

>>39295928
Okay, I don't really see any real consensus here...

I'm going to give this vote some more time. However, if a clear consensus can't be reached we'll be defaulting to a certain set of infamous clown masks...

>>39296208
I'll vote gasmasks as well. Goes with Artya already.

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>>39296317

Fuck it, XCOM helmets.

>>39296367
SOYLENT GREEN
RAGING HARD

>>39296208
Eh, why not

>>39296376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v70un3cOz2s

>>39296317
Okay, I'll throw my vote in with the gas masks.

I like the Idol Mask idea. I think it fits with the characters.

>>39296317
Gasmask then, but with varying design.
Maybe Carly use the one like Pyro use, Sam with M40 Gas mask, Lisa with PMK gas mask.
...just get them differing gas mask.

>>39296317
I'll go with the Idol masks.

>>39296317

I'd like the Johnny Gat Masks, but if we need Consensus, yeah, IdolMasks.

As long as the GatMasks show up SOMEHOW.

Apparently they're making a new Deus Ex game.

Gas mask is also practical, could run w/ some Smoke grenades as well.

>>39296579
Oh yeah, I heard about that too
Mankind Divided or something?

>>39296579
>>39296704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2kd7F3YFz8

>>39296317
Idol masks.

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>>39296317
All right, so the consensus here seems to between either gas masks or idol masks, so we'll do one FINAL vote!

>Gas Masks
>Idol Masks

>>39296777
>Gas Masks

>>39296777
>>Gas Masks

>>39296777
>Gas Masks

>>39296777
>>Idol Masks

>>39296777
>>Gas Masks

>>39296777
>Gas Masks

>>39296777
>Idol Masks

>>39296777
>Idol Masks

>>39296777
>>Idol Masks

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>>39296777
>>Gas Masks

Combat chic!

>>39296777
>>Gas Masks

>>39296777
>Gas Masks

Alright, so what masks should we definitely wear in our upcoming heists?

Smug Kitty masks? Samurai masks?

>>39296777
>>Idol Masks

>>39296898
Gas masks. With kitties, flowers, and whatnot.

>>39296777
Idoru Gasmasks

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>>39296898

Animal masks definitely. Then some police tactical masks for shits and giggles, maybe the dead presidents, and motorcycle helmets for when we wanna try something different.

>>39296898
>>39296972
We use Aidoru Mask when it certain that we will face Idols in our heist.

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>>39296777
"I think gas masks are a suitably identity hiding and intimidating choice." You say. "Plus it'll match with Artya."

I LIKE YOU. Artya writes.

"All right, I'll make the arrangements in getting them." Sam nods. "So uh, what kind of color are you looking at, Carly? Red like always?"

>Sure. Red's good.
>Maybe some other color... (specify)
>Other

>>39297113
>Sure. Red's good.

>>39297113
>>Sure. Red's good.

>>39297113
>>Maybe some other color... (specify)
Reddish-Orange, like the Helghast.

Anyone else thinks gas masks was a bit boring.

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>>39297113
>>Maybe some other color... (specify)

Purple. Why not something different?

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>>39297113
>Sure. Red's good.
So are these gonna be shiny new M50s, or the old M40s?

>>39297228
i think even M50 is already considered old by then.
Still, a good question.

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>>39297113
"Sure, Red's good." You shrug.

"Heh, all right. I'll get to it." Sam smiles and winks. "Better get some sleep, everyone! It's gonna be a big day tomorrow!"

Sam climbs up the stairs leading topside, leaving you with Lisa and Artya.

"Well, I'm gonna have to go and attach the drill to FRAG-E and make sure it's working properly." Lisa waves as she heads for the workshop. "I'll see you in the morning, I guess."

WILL GET SOME SLEEP. MUCH LOOTING TOMORROW. Artya writes and she heads upstairs as well.

And with that you are left along. Guess you should go check out the armory. Like the rest of the safehouse, it was pretty sparse, but you still had more than enough hardware to work with. Going over your inventory, you see that you've got a few choices...

>HEAVY. Thick carapace armor with an LMG.
>MEDIUM. Ballistic armor with an automatic rifle.
>LIGHT. Light vest with shotgun.
>Other

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>>39297228
>>39297254
Since we have artya we should be using this one.

>>39297294
>HEAVY. Thick carapace armor with an LMG.

>>39297310
sure, any kind of gas mask is okay with me.

>>39297294
>>MEDIUM. Ballistic armor with an automatic rifle.

>>39297294
>>LIGHT. Light vest with shotgun
Is it me or is Merc getting slower as of late?

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>>39297294
>>HEAVY. Thick carapace armor with an LMG.

No better way to do a stealth mission than doing it hot and heavy.

>>39297294
>>LIGHT. Light vest with shotgun.

We need to be able to move quick once the truck is disabled.

>>39297334
We were spending waaay too much time twiddling our thumbs over the mask choice, it wouldn't surprise me if Merc is doing something else in the background to pass the time.

>>39297294
>>HEAVY. Thick carapace armor with an LMG.

>>39297294
>MEDIUM

>>39297294
>HEAVY. Thick carapace armor with an LMG.
Any way we could get some explosive weaponry like an RPG?

>>39297294
>MEDIUM. Ballistic armor with an automatic rifle.

>>39297376
Well we didn't choose the idol masks because we didn't want to piss of clover am I right?

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>>39297294
You decide to roll with the HEAVY loadout. This was gonna be a loud heist, so it was best to dress appropriately. You set aside the LMG and armor for later use. With nothing else to do, you head for bed, suppressing a yawn.

---

"All right, so does everybody know the plan?" Sam asks.

"Uhhhhh, just repeat it, for everybody's benefit." You say.

"Damnit, Carly, if you weren't listening at least fess up to it!" Sam sighs. "Okay, so once the truck gets on the freeway, me and Artya will block its path with our vehicle. Once it stops, that's when you hit it and knock it off the road. Then you look out for any response forces while Lisa cracks open the truck. Simple enough, right?"

"Yeah, simple enough." You nod.

"Hey guys, the truck's pulling onto the on ramp." Lisa warns. "Clock is ticking!"

"Okay, we're gonna get in position." Sam says.

You then see the truck Sam had commandeered pull off from the shoulder and take position in front of the armored truck. Sam's truck suddenly screeches to a halt as she slams the brakes, causing the armored truck to rear end her and halting immediately.

"Go go go!" Lisa repeatedly pats you on the shoulder.

"I'm going already!" You yell as you jam your foot on the pedal.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39297494

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>>39297494

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39297494

Showtime!

>>39297499
Good, gooooooood.

>>39297254
Well yeah, but I'm more wondering just HOW badly we fucked ourselves over. Because it's pretty clear none of these anons have ever exerted themselves while wearing a gas mask, and if we wind up in some shitty old thing where we can barely see or breathe, I'll be kind of butthurt.
>>39297310
I meant performance-wise. The old M40s are a fucking BITCH to try to do anything in, especially for extended periods, because your breathing is so restricted and your vision is all fucked up by the goggle factor. The new M50s still suck to do stuff in, but they suck way less.

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>>39297494
Your van, with its armored prow, slams right into the side of the armored truck. Rubber squeals as the armored truck is pushed to the edge of the road, where it hits the curb and actually flips over onto its side. There was no way it could escape now.

"All right, go go go!" You yell as you hope out of the driver's seat and pull out your LMG.

Lisa meanwhile hops out of her seat and whistles. FRAG-E then bursts out the back of the van and immediately begins to work on the truck's lock, the heavy drill it's carrying causing an ugly grinding noise.

Meanwhile, the driver attempts to escape from the cab, only to be met by a smiling Sam as she points her handgun at him, indicating it was best that he stay inside. Artya takes up a defensive position behind an abandoned car, looking down the opposite end of the freeway.

You set up your LMG, and you can already see a number of black sedans and SUVs coming in. No doubt a quick reaction force for situations like these.

Your trigger finger twitches in anticipations, but you see a lot of civilians still in the line of fire, especially those who haven't quite grasped what was happening in front of them.

>Wait for the civilians to clear.
>Open fire and hope for the best.
>Other

>>39297579
Well the Metro masks are never named but the ranger ones are a part of a flip down portion of a full helmet.

>>39297594
>>Other
Shoot to the ceilings- i mean to air.

"THIS PLACE IS NOT SAFE!!"

>>39297594
>Wait for the civilians to clear.
Killing innocent people ain't cool.

>>39297594
>Other
Fire a couple shots to clear the crowd then open fire.

>>39297594
>>Wait for the civilians to clear.

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>>39297594

>>Open fire and hope for the best.

If these idiots can't grasp that a firefight's about to go down, then they deserve whatever happens.

>>39297594
>Wait for the civilians to clear.

>DFedi
I'd rather we not get the feds involved, captcha.

>>39297594
>Wait for the civilians to clear.
We start killing civvies, that makes it hard for Sam to make like Dillinger.

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>>39297594
"Hey! Get the hell out of here!" You yell at the drivers and civilians still loitering in the area and fire a few bursts in to the air. You suppose that the filter in the gas mask you're wearing is also making your voice sound much more intimidating than it is. "MOVE!"

That convinces the civilians to actually start running. No sense accidentally pasting one and picking up more heat on yourself.

However, the QRF manages to get closer and their vehicle screech to a halt. You see roughly a dozen black clad men exit and dart from car to car in an effort to reach the armored truck.

Yeah... you weren't planning on letting them get anywhere close. You mount your LMG on the hood of a hastily abandoned car and take aim.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39297726

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>>39297726

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>>39297726

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>>39297720
>make like Dillinger

>>39297747
DAMN DICE SCREWING US AGAIN

>>39297757
John Dillinger is well known for playing himself up as some sort of modern day Robin Hood during his bank robberies. Jump up on the counter, tell the people how you aren't here for their money, just the banks money, and how you don't want to hurt anybody if you don't have to, so if they'll all just lay down on the floor in one area where it's easy to keep an eye on them, so nobody does anything crazy and stupid, everyone can have a nice productive day out of this, and you can tell your buddies at work how you actually met John Dillinger, all that shit.

>>39297758
u wot

>>39297726
You riddle the cars in front of you with heavy automatic fire. The QRF operatives immediately halt their advance and dive for cover. You see hits scored on at least two or three of them, knocking them down. You couldn't tell if they were dead or not, but they were at least out of the fight. However, they still have a numbers advantage, and they start returning fire, bullets landing uncomfortably close to you even amidst your punishing suppressing fire.

"Fuck!" Lisa seethes as she ducks behind another car and blindfires her assault rifle over the top. A few stray bullets bounce off FRAG-E's armored shell, but the drillbot was otherwise unaffected.

REQUIRE ASSISTANCE? Artya's words type themselves on the HUD lenses in your gas mask.

Artya could help you flank these bastards, but that would mean leaving the other flank she's covering open, leaving Sam vulnerable to any attacks that might come that way. However, you needed a way to deal with these guys firing at you relentlessly.

>You can handle these guys yourself.
>Call in Artya to help.
>Other

>>39297840
>Call in Artya to help.

>>39297840
>>You can handle these guys yourself.

>>39297840
>>You can handle these guys yourself.

You put all your perk points into Armor right Carly?

>>39297840
>You can handle these guys yourself.

>>39297860
>all
>not just getting ICTV and spending your points elsewhere better

>>39297840
>You can handle these guys yourself.
Maintain 360 degree security at all times. Otherwise they'll just flank us.

>>39297840

>You can handle these guys yourself.

What person sends babies to fight men!

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Rolled 5, 17, 4 = 26 (3d20)

>>39297840
You could handle these guys yourself! You take a deep breath and keep up the fire. However, the QRF guys just keep advancing and firing.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39298060

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39298060
DAKKADAKKADAKKA

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39298060

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39298060
ROLL!

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>>39298082

>>39298082
D-DAMN DICE S-SCREWING US AGAIN

>>39298082
Well, shit, Carly's LMG just jammed on her.

>>39298082
As much as you like the sound of the gun, consider aiming next time.

so what kind of crit negation mechanics do we have?

actually have the full dice rules been revealed yet?

>>39298113
Either that or it went runaway.

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How have you guys been entertaining yourselves between plot posts?

Pic related is a damn good time-killer.

>>39298127
Read the rules pastebin in the OP. We can negate 1s with points that I don't think we have yet.

>>39298060
Unfortunately, your LMG jams on you and your covering fire is interrupted, which gives the QRF guys the window they need to press their attack. The fire on your position intensifies, and you take a few hits on your armor. They feel like goddamn sledgehammers, pounding into your heavy chestplate. You're almost knocked on your ass but you stay on your feet.

"The truck is open!" Lisa yells as you hear the creaking of heavy steel doors. "You can fall back!"

Well, you could do that, but the truck was literally the last line of defense. Once you fell back there, there was nowhere left to go except try to bug out.

>Hold position and try to clear your jam.
>Fall back to the truck.
>Other

>>39298291
>>Fall back to the truck.

>>39298291
>Fall back to the truck.
We got a non working gun and we're gonna be overwhelmed, we should fall back.

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>>39298291
>>Hold position and try to clear your jam.

They're counting on us to hold, so we hold!

>>39298291
>hold pos clear jam

>>39298291
>Hold position and try to clear your jam.
>Have Artya cover us

>>39298291
>>Other
>Grenades, this is exactly what they are for, to give us a reprieve.

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>>39298291
>Hold position and try to clear your jam.

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>>39298291
"You guys get the loot out! I'll try to keep them off you for a bit longer!" You grunt as you take cover behind the car and work to uncover the jam. You can hear police sirens over the gunfire, too, which wasn't a good sign. Your fingers shake and fumble as you reach try to replace the jammed ammo belt on your LMG.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39298525
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39298525

>>39298525

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39298525
BUT I AM

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39298525

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>39298525
pop the top, pop the feed tray, clear the feed drop, cycle the bolt and for fucks sake set your gas piston properly before masking up next time

>>39298572
late and wrong dice, hurpadurp

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>>39298525
"Yes!" You cackle as you finally clear the jam. You then mount your LMG back on the car and let loose another hail of bullets, forcing the security guys back.

"Guys, I hope you guys are ready!!!!" You yell.

"Last bag loaded! Get out of there!" You hear Sam yell.

"Yeah yeah, wait up!" You yell as you turn and dash back towards the van. You see Lisa and Artya at the back, providing covering fire. Bullets whizz and zip past you, but you run as fast as your legs can take you, despite being encumbered by your heavy armor and weapon. You swear you can feel some stray shots dig into your back armor, but you don't stop. You dive into the back of the van as, nearly falling headfirst onto FRAG-E, which loyally sits in the back of the van, surrounded by bags of money.

"GO!" Lisa screams.

Sam, in the driver's seat, slams down on the gas and the van goes screeching away. To discourage further pursuit, Lisa tosses her C4 charges out the back, causing a pair of massive fireballs that mask your escape.

"Ha! I can't believe we got away!" Sam laughs.

"Um, I don't think we have just yet." You grumble as you see a pair of police VTOLs swooping in...

>And we're going to have to leave off here! As always, next thread is next week, with Ace Combat on Fridays and PJ Witches on Sunday!

>However, due to a number of factors, including lower than usual activity and things just not quite working out in actual practice than in my head, I might be ending HEIST earlier than anticipated. I'm just not quite feeling it here.
>I might replace HEIST with another quest or double up on Ace Combat. We'll have to see. Anyways, let me know what you think in the thread or on my twitter!

>>39298667
Have you conidered actually lowering the amount of threads you run? or taking a break? I'd imagine that all this quest running is taking its toll.

And to be fair ,this thread started pretty late even compared to usual.

>>39298667
Shame that Heist may be wrapping up soon. If you do cut it, ACQ could get more attention from ya though, not entirely a bad trade.

But heeeeeist

>>39298667
Damn it Merc, I already enjoy your quests but you had to go and add BeagleRush stuff. Stop making me like you more.

Thanks for the thread

>>39298693
Mmmmm, more like, I realize I just don't quite feel that same enthusiasm for HEIST as I do ACQ or PJW. Maybe the late start contributed but having actually run a few threads, it seems that the heisting spark just isn't there, at least for me.

>>39298667
Thanks for running Merc

>However, due to a number of factors, including lower than usual activity and things just not quite working out in actual practice than in my head, I might be ending HEIST earlier than anticipated. I'm just not quite feeling it here.
Awww it's been fun and refreshing so far.

> lower than usual activity
U wot m8? There's 37 unique IPs in this thread, discounting mobile devices and dynamic routers, thats still a lot.

>>39298708
Clearly the answer is for me to play Payday 2 with you, with all the horrors that entails: Stealth missions with grenades, the hostages asking for it, me getting downed outside of cover three times in a row while doing stupid voices over chat.

That's sure to bring the spark back!

>>39298721
I dunno. I might change my mind next week. We'll see.

>>39298667
>nearly falling headfirst onto FRAG-E, which loyally sits in the back of the van, surrounded by bags of money.
FRAG-E is pleased by your offerings of wealth and whenches.

>>39298733
If you mean by activity, I just didn't vote since I didn't see any need to.

I wouldn't mind that gundam build fighters quest though considering it ended.

>>39298667
>double up on Ace Combat.

I've asked for this in the past, and i'm glad to see you thinking of it.

I won't endorse it again, but man, twice the planes would be awesome as long as you don't burn out.

>>39298733
I'm liking this quest Merc, but I can tell you aren't feeling it; writing has been a little sub standard and the characters aren't coming to life.

Won't tell you what to do but maybe mix it up a bit!

>>39300144
>but I can tell you aren't feeling it; writing has been a little sub standard and the characters aren't coming to life.
You must be seeing things that aren't there because I'm not getting any of that.

>>39300158
Admittedly it's a bit early in the quest for me to have such high expectations, but I do because it's merc

>>39300144
It start with bang, but perhaps merging Heist verse with CIMQ verse kinda overwhelm him.

And honestly, Merc kinda had bad record with sequel. I won't surprised if his lack of enthusiasm actually comes from reusing same verse.

>>39298667
>However, due to a number of factors, including lower than usual activity and things just not quite working out in actual practice than in my head, I might be ending HEIST earlier than anticipated. I'm just not quite feeling it here.

Clearly this is because we picked gas masks.

>>39300241
Eh, I have hope for it some what, I was excited to see the CIMQ cameos to be honest.

I just think that he just got out of the CIMQ universe but went right back in with HEIST.

>>39298806
First thing it's getting is a gold chassis and a fresh waxing.