>>39424663
IT LIVES!

>>39424663
You feel something in front of your face and wince, because you feel fucking awful all round. Unable to tell if it's due to waking up in general or exacerbated by your injures you crack an eye open, fighting against the light stinging your already red eyes. Is that... your head falls forward and your mouth clamps down on a drinking straw you think might be made from over-sized grass stalks... do they even have plastic around here holy fuck- the water is bliss on your throat, you drain the entire thing before realizing you're being stared at.

...there's a family of snakes in your room. A small one that looks happy and a much bigger one that looks like she's on the verge of tears, one more is missing.

"hey Katie"

>Are you OK?

>Where's Sirena?

>Just sit there staring like a gormless tosser. uhhhhh

>Write in (No crying yet, we've had too much crying)

>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/
Paid Debt List:
SPIDERSMUT: http://pastebin.com/Z7S9enSE - by anon.

This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigional

Ask faggot Op your questions - ask.fm/DrUnorigional

Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.

>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.

>Normal (default): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

>Challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2.

>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.

>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

Dub rolls = +30
Trip rolls = +90

Don't worry
>OP hasn't and isn't die of butthurt just yet

>>39424682
>"Hey guysssss..."

>>39424682
>Are you OK?

>Where's Sirena?

>>39424710

>Current level = 59
>Difficulty = Normal. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not resetting it )
XP: current/total = level.
For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58

Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.

Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.

>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.
>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.
>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.
>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.
>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.
>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour

>>39424682
>>Are you OK?
>>Where's Sirena?

How's your anal integrity holding up Doc?

>>39424682
>Are you OK?
>Where's Sirena?
>Is she okay?

>>39424682
>Just sit there staring like a gormless tosser. uhhhhh

Woohoo! Sneck quest. Sorry Dr.U I didn't have time to write up the pastbin of stats and companions, busy with school and work. And the smutbin is still only 1/3 done if that.

I will pay debts!

>>39424751
YOU'D BETTER PAY DEBTS, WE AAALLLL HAVE DEBTS TO PAY!!!!

>>39424733
Just dandy, it's not even a medical emergency or so I assume because I haven't dropped dead yet

>>39424682
>Just sit there staring like a gormless tosser. uhhhhh

>>39424719
>>39424725
>>39424733
>>39424741
>Haaay guize
>Are you OK?
>Where's Sirena?
>Is she okay?

OK writing, please no ass related discussion unless said ass is snake or spider ass.

>>39424831
>please no ass related discussion unless said ass is snake or spider ass.

Hey, when you decide to post something on Twitter regarding your butt having problems, you should expect people to wonder what the hell's going on with you.

>>39424682
>>Are you OK?
>
>>Where's Sirena? Is she ok?

almost been an hour doc.

>>39424682
You manage to temporarily ignore your various aches and pains so you can make sense of what you're seeing. Blinking a few times to clear up your blurry vision and no doubt crusty eyes (which you no doubt desire to pick at and eat because tasty yummies) the green and orange blobs begin to take shape into something at least semi-coherent, or at least as semi coherent as things can get in this utterly surreal fantasy bullshit world of monstergirls.

Yep that slightly blurry figure is definitely Salvia, another blink brings the room into sharp focus and you're left slightly perturbed at her expression, are you really that fucked up? The need to say something before she starts wondering if you perhaps had a stroke strikes you.

"...h-hey.." a croaky voice whispers like a field mouse that walked in on a feline orgy, and you realize both that mouse is you and you should probably go ask for another gla- wooden cup of water...

"H-hey" she whispers back, leaning over down towards the bed to be more on your level. She dabs at her eyes, lips quivering.

...well this feels awkward, you don't quite know what to do in this situation, she looks upset at your expense which is a situation you've never been in before except when failing exams, in which case upset quickly turned to disappointment and internet blackouts.

Regardless it looks like a dam seconds after it was hit by a bouncing bomb. You ask her in a hissy, croaky voice "...a-are you o-ok?"

She sniffs "Oh, oh katie yes I'm fine dear, thanks to you" she gingerly clasps your hand, smiling slightly with glistening eyes "w-what about you? Are you ok dear?"

"..y-yea" you stutter while she stokes your wrist "oh Katie" she sounds... grateful? upset? Like she won the lottery after being shot in the toenail by a pellet gun? regardless it feels nice having your wrist caressed.
-cont-

>>39425757

Something bothers you, something to do with the reason you're in this bed in the first place. Salvia's daughter isn't here....she.. why is that exactly?

You blink "..w-wheressssss Ssssssirena?"

Salvia immediately goes still, aside from the gentle shaking and high pitched whines she's making. You have about enough time to start worrying before she bursts into tears and gently or at least as gentle as she can pulls your head into her chest with her shaking hands, you get the distinct impression she wants to crush the life out of you. Despite the way your back is protesting it feels.. incredibly nice.

Your face is basically pressed directly into her breasts, and god knows why but you're not reacting like you know you usually would, the way you slowly come to realize she's stroking her hands through your hair. It's all very... entirely platonic actually. And it feels wonderful, relaxing. You feel safe and not in the least bit awkward.

"She- she's fine-" she sob/whispers, taking a deep breath before heaving again "she's fine thanks to you"

WoW

For lack of any other ideas you just gently and awkwardly pat her back as she holds you to her chest and sobs, thanking you and stroking your hair and oh god this feels fantastic. It's also very surreal, well surreal even compared to how it's been so far in this entire ridiculous ordeal. In any case you sort of melt into her for the longest time just so utterly relaxed and letting her mess with your hair, feeling less alone than every before. It's better than all those yandere boys abuse CD's could ever do for you.

She eventually withdraws, leaving you feeling cold and slightly alone. "Thank you" she wipes her tears "y-you saved my baby, I can't even thank you enough-" there's a tugging on the sheets and your mesmerized gaze is torn away towards a pair of large shy eyes peaking over the edgy of your bed.

-cont-

>>39425780


Her soft little hands grab your sheets "Katie" ...ok ...she just said you name you have no idea how to respond to that. her mother cues and picks her up supporting her tail so she's bed level. She hands you a piece of paper, which you gingerly unfold while moving your bandaged arms as little as possible.

It's a crudely drawn picture of you drawing with her.

>write in (because Op has ran out of ideas and doesn't know how to deal with children.)


---
>>39425591
Sorry, I have to balance writing and screaming internally over how shit my writing is.

>>39424886
I regret it, kinda not really. I thought it was gonna be funny rather than apparently distressing.

>>39425802
>Can we draw again sometime?

>>39425802
>Try not to cry
>"I-Itsssss very n-n-n-..."
>Cry a lot

>>39425802
>Take the picture hold it close.
>Thank her.

Maybe ask Sylvia if she can be our mom.

>>39425802
Thank you.

>>39425802
>have heartwarming scene
>Ask if maybe they can bring tea next time they visit
>compliment drawing

also geez, I thought you were gonna flake today. Guess not!

Oh, and maybe draw a bit if our arms can move without being horrible pain. probably not.

>>39425802
>"It's wonderful...."
>Hugs for the sneklet, taking care not to crush drawing in between

>>39425818
Yes. Preferably while smiling.

>>39425802
cry happy tears while thanking her
attempt hug probably fail due to pain

>>39425868
>>39425860
>>39425854
>>39425846
>>39425845
>>39425818
>>39425816
Sorry I was just stretching my legs there.

So I'm getting that you go slightly teary eyed then hug snakelet, thanking her for shit drawing.

Writing, and Jesus fuck is this is hard to write.

>>39426015
I guess it's harder to pull stuff out of your ass when you're not suffering from permanent bloody diarrhoea?

>>39426015
Well you did a decent job.

>>39426015
>Writing, and Jesus fuck is this is hard to write.
Yeah, this kinda thing is tough to write. Rest assured you're doing a grand job of it though.

>>39426027

Oi!

No non-snek/spider ass talk!

Get back in your hole!

>>39425780
>It's better than all those yandere boys abuse CD's could ever do for you.
Katie has just forgotten how good those CD's are.

>>39425802
Ask if we can draw again.

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>>39425802
I've been staring at this white screen for 25 minuets now and absolutely nothing comes to mind. I had a general plan but no matter how deeply I search I just can't pull anything out of my ass.

Op is scum of the earth, hope you don't mind if I take a break and maybe go for a late night walk? Writers block strikes at the worst times. I'm sorry.

Feel free to write side quests/dump smut/green-text to pass the time. I'm looking at you hue's.

>>39425802
> thank you
> pat her head as good as you can and smile as genuine as you can.

>>39426242
Also.
[Spoiler]fuck the snek[/spoiler]

>>39426216
Take a walk, we'll be here when you get back. Trying to write being sick in bed is tough for a quest. Something something agency. I had similar troubles, and got out of it quick. Live and learn.

>>39426216
S'alright man, I know how it is. Enjoy the night air.

>>39426216
take a walk. Don't be afraid to say we hug the snake and everything is very touching, then move on.
More importantly, you can move the scene along with us worrying about PAY DEBTS and GET SHIRT and GIVE EDDIE MONEY

So, did katie ever find out what it looks like when she's blushing?
We as an audience know she turns greener, but does she?

>>39424663
Good to have you back Dr. I thought the ass cancer had claimed another one

>>39425757
>Like she won the lottery after being shot in the toenail by a pellet gun
That image...

>>39425802
>>39426216
>Tell me where that lil shit Sirena is, I swear to god m8 I'll fuck her up good on me mum m8!
>When are you and Eddie going to move in together?
>Why am I saying these things despite being less then a month old?
>You're drawin looks like it was made by a little girl!
>Yo nig, pass me the pain killers. I'ma smoke that shit up.
It practically writes itself!

>>39426216
Also, don't feel like you need to write everything on the fly. Write stuff before hand that you know we we'll want to do, and then just make small changes to them to make them fit with the narrative

>>39426364

On this note, is our blood green, or red? We've seen plenty enough of it to know that much.

>>39426578
I think it was stated to be red in our fight against the panther.

So, uh, snake mom.
How much money did we make off of that cougar?

>>39426608
>>39426546
Isn't our blush green?

>>39426717
Silly anon, little girls don't need money for anything. It all goes to the guardian.

>>39426756
well, can we pay the fuck out of eddie, snekmom?

>>39426781
>Pay Eddie to fuck snekmom
FTFY

>>39426831
Hey. We don't know snekmom's marital status.

>>39426840
Single/Widow/ex-wife seems likely.

>>39426840
We know that little snake is 6 months old. So she at least got laid 9-15 months ago depending on snake-human ratios.

>>39426891
>>39426893
just wait, a giant mansnake is going to come flying in over the horizon like goddamn quetzocatl

>>39426910
and then try to kill us because we're not his and a threat to his line. Or he'd try and claim us for his own.

>>39426927
he's going to put on a hat, a suit, and a moustache and thank us for helping his daughter in a stern and fatherly way.

>>39426945
here's hoping.

So what upgrades should we get next?
I'd like the poison increase.

>>39427089
Constrictor upgrade or scales.

>>39427089
Let's not start this discussion already.

>>39427089
constrictor, eye upgrades, poison, all of those are easy picks.

The real question: TOUGH scales, or CAMO scales? We can only get one.

>>39427111
Why no it gives us something to do while we wait, just so long as we stop once the good Dr. comes back.
Also I agree with >>39427089

>>39427136
Yes, but we'll make the damn thread autosage before he comes back.

>>39427111
Well I mean.. Dr. is AWOL so...

>>39427130
Preferential to tough. But I don't hate Camo.

>>39427130
Camo, tough makes us less cute. also camo and drop poisoning work well.

>>39427130
I reckon TOUGH by virtue of it being harder for things that can bypass our camo to kill us. Remember we're warmblooded now so heat vision will easily sense us.

>>39427130
I say camo if we go for poison (ambush snake), tough if we go for constrictor (tank snake)

>>39427156
Armored juggernaut snake, with magic, is best snake.

>>39427156
>>39427155
>>39427151
>>39427150
and you see why I have a hard time chosing between camo and armor.

Anybody else think maybe the easiest way to give doc stuff to write about would be to fast forward through Katie's childhood to the day she's ready to leave home and start her adventure in earnest.

Using this stuff as kind of the guideline for her formative years and then springing the adventure based off this seems plausible, though I realize a good number of anons are in this mostly for vicariously living out Katie's childhood.

>>39427210
No, this is too adorable to skip.

>>39427210
I'm here for awkward misunderstandings and sort of kid snek.


He doesn't seem to have a long term goal in mind so this is where we're at. Her growing up and developing is the quest.

If we just skip to SNAKE ADVENTURER! I'll probably lose interest.

>>39427210
Who says she's gonna be an adventurer anon?

>>39427210
I'd rather continue a bit more with growing up snek.

>>39427210
Kinda want a thread or two more of childhood this is really cute and Im liking the SoL. But yeah skipping a couple of weeks to age Katie up would do Doc some good.

Also Armored, Giant snake, with poison and limited Magic. Nidhogg Katie is best Katie.

>>39427268
I'm honestly kind of horrified of the forest.

>>39427281
Totally, I am confused as to why we've not picked thicker scales yet. I mean every time we fight something we get fucked up before we kill it.

>>39427284
Yeah, we're stills struggling against basic non monsters after all.

>>39427350
Hasn't helped we haven't used our poison half the time either.

>>39427350
Pretty sure its because the votes have been "horn nubs" vs "huge!" and Thicker scales fell to the wayside.

How about this can everyone agree to go thicker scales for the benefit of Katie's survival for ONE vote and then we can all go back to bickering?

>>39425802
Your eyes start to water while examining the terrible picture in front of you. This is about the most touching thing anyone has ever made for you... you just don't know what to say, you hold it closer to your body.

"T-thank- i-it'sssss w-wonderful" She makes happy snakelet sounds, you're too busy holding a suddenly very precious picture to your non-existent chest. Whatever the case the tiny snake has spread her arms wide "lift"

What? Her mom takes the hint and picks her adorable daughter up and onto the bed, cooing softly all the while at the smaller snake. "Now be careful dear, katie isn't well"

"okay mom" she latches on to your chest and you feel a wave of ache travel around your back and shoulders, but damn. It feels like you're being lovingly molested by a cloud. Her hands are so soft... granted so were yours until just recently but still. She's no doubt gripping as hard as she can but she has so little strength, it's so utterly alien for a pale shut in like yourself, yet she's so adorable. You just want to hug and protect her and- she pokes your forehead and you feel a... fucking strange sensation all of a sudden. "why do you have horns?" what?

Wincing you gingerly reach up and touch the protrusion curling out of your forehead. it's kinda smooth, filled with ridges along the length....but the big question is why the fuck do you have stumpy nubs growing out of your forehead....but right now surrounded by snake people and half dead due to feline related injury, you just don't have the energy to freakout, you'll have to shelve that one for later.
-cont-

>>39427416
Or we actually use our poison in the fight. We didn't against the cat and kinda payed for it.

>>39427446

Salvia giggles slightly, wiping more tears from her eyes "I was wondering about that myself dear" you just stare and shrug helplessly before instantly regretting you decision to shrug. You're still mostly bedridden at this point and it feels like you just rubbed yourself into the sheets. You barely manage to stop yourself from crying out that your back feels like it's on hot metal. Hopefully nobody- well Salvia knows. You can see it in her frown. Thankfully little snake is still oblivious.
"Doctor!" she calls out, "I'll be right back dears" she slithers off and your left with a much smaller snake on your bed grabbing at your hair and generally being a welcome menace.

You turn you head to see Salvia discussing something with the doctor, by the time you turn around Cora's holding out one of those stale truffles Salvia made a few days back and left by your bedside.

"ah-uh" you stutter before the stubby little hands stuff it into your mouth. It's..oh wow... this is fucking delightful. They have chocolate truffles but no glasses, this place makes no sense. But hell, you aren't complaining.

Chewing with a stupid expression of blissful bewilderment you eventually swallow enough to say "t-thank-" before your assaulted again by the small giggling snake, you're too weak to fight back and they taste delicious.

-cont-

>>39427473
There's a masculine slightly Germanic voice speaking in the background "Now that's the thing, she had an strange aversion to opiate based painkillers, perhaps one of her parents had a bad experience with them, she seems to have an freakishly active genetic memory"

Oh hey they're talking about you "That may be the case doctor but surely there must be something you can give her that won't-"

Tiny fingers prod your face "hey-" snakelet says through a mouth full of chocolate, much of it now on her cheeks, "Draw with me katie" they should weaponize this shit as a mass mind control device because you're powerless to resist- Out of the corner of your eye you spot her. Through the doorway in a manner eerily similar to your dream is a frowning red haired snake, she looks deeply unhappy about something yet strangely curious. You both make eye contact for a brief, she gives you this wide eyed look that you can't really place before just retreating. She slowly just leaves and disappears out of sight.

"Katie what's wrong" you feel a tiny chocolate covered hand molesting your bandages "Why are you sad"

"I..I.....I-I'm not" you stutter in reply. It seems to have been enough because she's busting out the coloring parchment and charcoal again. "Ok, this is yours, and this is mine ok, so-"

Your minds all over the place, what's up with Sirena, why isn't she in here with the rest of you, why are you bothered aren't you happy there's one less person to make you feel nervous, don't salvia and the doctor know you can just about hear them from across the room? You feel like a gigantic mushroom snorting faggot who's public masturbation limit is a crowd of 2. And you were doing fine until the doctor came over.
-cont-

>>39427446
>>39427473
>Don't know how to write kids
>Writes adorable kid

Suuuure.

>>39427506

"Miss katherine" You could swear he was using that name on purpose "We were just having a delightful conversation involving conspiracy to drug you" Salvia turns towards him, eyes bulging "Oh don't act like she couldn't hear you, anyway-" he turns back to your bemused face "how do you feel about non-opium based medication?"

>I'm OK with that
>Unsure
>No thanks I still don't trust doctors from a place where glass and plastic hasn't been invented yet.

-
Sorry for the massively long waiting period. I had a nice walk.

>>39427526
>No thanks I still don't trust doctors from a place where glass and plastic hasn't been invented yet.

Time to make them even more curious~

>39427526
>Drugs are bad m-kay.

>>39427526
>>I'm OK with that

Seriously we need some drugs, plus snake mom might feel a little better if we aren't constently fliching

>>39427526
>>Unsure
Somewhere between unsure and being okay with it.
I mean, we are a bit in pain, and this is the medicine of the time.

>>39427526
Are they going to give me nightmares? Because the last ones gave me a terrible one...

>>39427526
>I'm OK with that
>Who was that other snake?

>>39427526

>I'm OK with that

>>39427526
>Unsure

His antiseptic was urine! Will the painkiller be made out of feces?

Also going out to hunt, kill and drag back prey with our mouth when?

>>39427547
>>39427526

in fact, count this as an
>I'm OK with that
vote if it comes down to it. I talked myself into it.

>>39427526
>"Err... What IS it based on then?"

>>39427526
this
>>39427580

>>39427562
No one cares.

>>39427526

> Unsure.
> Could you tell me what's in it?

>>39427580
Actually yeah, slap that on.

>>39427580
Yeah ask this question. Then we'll probably end up fast forwarding to a movable Katie, and/or Eddie.

>>39427562
>Who was that other snake?
You mean Sirena?

>>39427654
Was she a red head?

>>39427580
>>39427600
>>39427624
>>39427625
>>39427642


I could merge the unsure into that I think. Or rather make that the unsure vote going by the amount of votes it's getting

>>39427562
What other snake? you mean solid snake sirena?

>>39427534
>>39427537
drags are bad M'kay

>>39427546
>>39427562
>>39427564
>>39427571
drugs are good.

>>39427547
>>39427570
>>39427580
>>39427600
>>39427624
>>39427642
Drugs are ambiguous chemicals.

Writing after I stretch my legs for 5 min because OP is a niger

>>39427526
>I'm OK with that

>>39427694
Salvia-> Red Hair, Orange Tail
Sirena-> Red Hair, ?Tail
Cora-> Anon needs to pay better attention to NPCS

Katie->Black Hair, Green Tail

Shit, Did I miss the thread? Fuck

>>39427956
man, the whole family is all bright and colorful.
Except for us. Green'n'black.

Hey, does an orange tail mean they have orange human bits like we have green human bits? Or are we different strains of snake person?

>>39428229
>Green'n'black
Just like the manufacturer of delicious chocolate.

>>39428215

Naw, 's still going.

>>39427526
>Unsure

>>39428265
Well, that's good. The quest had a lot of downtime so I've forgotten check the damn twitter. Kinda panicked when it said "Three hours ago." Catching up on the thread now, I hope I finish quickly.

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>>39428229
Well if we were to relate Katie to a real world snake it would probably be this one. Black head (hair), green body.

108/300 Posts (+whatever limit we can go before saging)
~3.5 Hours in.
I think we should be fine, the only problem here is if OP's blood clots become Thromboses and start circulating around his body leading to her unfortunate death.

So we're getting hypno-eyes as soon as we can, right? We Kaa soon?

>>39428522
at SOME point. don't know about soon.

>>39428522
Get out, Constricter all the way

>>39428522
No we need something for survivability first. Hypno eyes would get us killed if we fail a roll cause eyes and face right in front of something trying to kill you is a bad idea.

>>39428522
Hypno eyes next evolution, we have more pressing matters right now to grab during this evolutionary state. We can eventually just not right now, not like it matters what I say. Votes are going to be all over the place.

>>39428522
pls no

>>39428522
Armor first, Constrict 2nd, bigger nubs 3rd, everything else later.

>>39428551

Why not both?

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I guess I'm caught up now. Everything has been kind of adorable so far. And kinda odd.

>>39428522
Maybe at some point. But armor and constrictor first. We are huge and tough first and foremost.

>>39428558
More hueg snake mode? Eat more wild pigs in combat for gains?

>>39428551
pretty sure Kaa was a python

>>39428522
Constrictor.

Hypno eyes are my fetish. I would feel dirty voting for them.

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>>39428373
Na, we pit viper

>>39428607
You forgot about poison anon, We need that upgrade.

>>39428639
I was thinking stronger poison so we can one hit kill weaker enemies.

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>>39428607
I agree with the first 2, but bigger nubs never. Unless they are like pic related.

>>39428637
It would be interesting to see if we have grown in length from this upgrade from picking longer tail early on. And our snake half is now longer then moms

>>39428663
I agree we need stronger poison eventually but going from +10 on constrict rolls to +30 is just to tempting at this point in time. Also I really want Katie to be the biggest thickest snake around.

>>39428698
And you forgot to mention that we use constrictor alot

>>39428698
>I really want Katie to be the biggest thickest ... around
lewd, anon

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>>39428373
>>39428653

>not Horned Viper

come on it writes itself

>>39428698
Poison Is Would synergize with constrict and give us a way to knock out people we don't want to kill.


>>39428724
We use poison about as much when anons remember that we can bite and constrict at the same time

>>39428735
Screw your fucking shit magic

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>>39428649
Follow your dick, anon.

>>39428733
Become huge snake. Then we have a building sized tail. Soon, our torso slowly starts catching up. We become giant snake girl...still no tits.

just think, Katie sneezes and tazes Eddie, thus figuring out she has electric powers

>>39427526

"Uh-um" this is the same guy who uses urine as an antiseptic and relentlessly takes the piss (possibly literally) out of his patients so they take extra care not to end up in his care again.

Your shoulder is telling you that yes you do in fact require painkillers, your brain is telling you they'll end up kill you. You wouldn't be surprised if their painkillers were only a step above hammer blow to the forehead. Cora has gone quite as if she wasn't completely oblivious to adult talk.

"I-i don't kn-know" Salvia who has until now been glaring at the doctor, turns, her face morphing into a concerned frown "Katie dear, I....I really think you should. You're in pain" She tears up slightly towards the end. You hate seeing her cry.

You might be willing to give it a chance, you gulp and croak out in a quiet subdued voice "u-um, w-what issssss i-it basssssssed on? u-um.... i-i...I -mmean what'sssssss i-in-"

"I haven't got the slightest idea" he nonchalantly scratches his arm while Salvia resumes glaring "All I know is that it's cheap and has little to no commercial demand" OK that's insightful, he's probably talking about crocodile or some shit that will fuck up your skin even worse.

"oh don't worry, there's no side effects, we use it to treat opium addiction"

Salvia gives you puppy eyes, and it strikes you that your parental figure is trying to get you to do drugs. In fact why are you even having this discussion, back on earth or reali life or wherever the fuck it is/was/isn't they'd have just drugged you non-consensually , why do they even need the child's consent anyway?

-cont-

>>39428820
I thought we agreed that our electric powers are headbutt-activated? Or am i tripping over Salvia?

>>39428829
You've been mulling this over for a while now, you can tell because the doctors tapping his shoes, which you think are wooden. Savages, who the fuck uses wooden shoes. But seriously you'd better answer soon otherwise you'll be stuck in bed unable to sleep because your back is on fire.

"....o-ok" you mutter after a painfully long pause.

Doctor Tiberius toddles off causally to scoop up some no doubt damaging abusive substances that would be illegal as fuck where you come from while Salvia leans down towards the bed. "You're going to be fine, don't be nervous" she starts stroking your wrist but you can help the spike in apprehension. You can just picture the asshole coming back with a fuckhuge needle. You're struggling to control your breathing in fact.

"katie? Katie calm down everything is going to be fine dear" the fact that snakemom looks upset herself. You end up gripping the sheets in worry as the doctor comes out with a small box barely smaller than your head.

He places it down on the bedside table and reaches inside causing your imagination to run wild. her pulls out a slightly crumpled leaf. It... it looks just like marijuana.

"This is marijuana" you stare blankly like a gormless tosser while Salvia strokes your wrist and insists it'll be fine and that marijuana isn't dangerous.

-cont-

>>39428829
>why do they even need the child's consent anyway?
Maybe because said child is also a large predator?

>>39428735
Horned viper is like for when we've taken thicker scales, then scale armor and then bladed scale armor upgrade.

OK.

"You can eat this raw, or better yet do what you do best, crush it up then bake it into something"

Salvia nods "Yes I know, I'm an alchemist by trade, how much should she take as a painkiller"

The doctor shrugs "as much as she wants really, how much can she eat in one sitting?" you continue to stare in utter bewilderment. You're being medicated with weed? is that a thing?

Salvia scowls "this isn't funny doctor, what about the side effects?"

The doctor laughs "What side effects? I eat this for breakfast every day and I've never noticed any ill effects" Salvia just stares blankly.

She turns to you, "Katie dear... can you move?" you feel Cora playing with your hair but you still feel uneasy all of a sudden.

You think you might be able to "I-i think"

"Good, we're leaving".

-

Later and with much horrific pain endured you find yourself face down and slightly teary eyed in Salvia's bed. You could sorta slither alright, your tail is mostly fine it's just the way your body undulates that cripples you. What's worse is that you ended up leaving what was likely £500.000's worth of pot back at that crazy doctors medical institution. Apparently Salvia gave it to Cora while she carried you who left it on a bench in the waiting room because she had to carry the art supplies.
You feel like crying, in fact you are crying, because your back and sides hurt like a motherfucker and you still smell like urine.

All you can hear is the gentle scrape of charcoal as Cora sits next to you in the dim light drawing pictures which she occasionally shows you. It helps, surprisingly enough. Gives you something to concentrate on besides the pain, it's somewhat relaxing even. Salvia hastily brewed you some tea and went back for the medication and you still have no idea where Sirena is.

Suffice to say you all feel pretty stupid, except for you who feels like shit.

>Attempt to drink tea.

>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)

>>39428876
>Can you help me drink tea, I hurt too much to right now to do it right.

>>39428876
>Attempt to drink tea.
>Draw if possible.

>>39428876
>>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)
Ask her to tell you a story

>>39428876
>Feed me tea, sneklet!
>Can you sing me a song too?

>>39428876
>Attempt to drink tea.
>Draw with best snakelet.
>Wait for the one who hates us to come back.

>>39428876
>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)
Do straws exist?
Like, the kind you can drink through?
I could use a straw.

>>39428876
>>Attempt to drink tea.
> Ask her to draw you and Sirena holding hands

>>39428876
>Attempt to drink tea.

>Get up you lazy cunt and stop feeling sorry for yourself. There is hunting to be done.

>>39428876
>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)

"I-I d-don't want to sssssssspill a-any, c-can you help me d-drink the t-tea?"

Meanwhile, in the eternal theater, The immortal actor who is playing the roll of salvia pulled in some favors to throw in drug references in hopes Katie will snap out of her drug-induced over-acting.

>>39428966
Snek chan pls

You fuckers! Keep the weed away from the tiny snek! Tiny snek has no resistance to the green herb!

>>39428876
>Attempt to drink tea.
>Ask sneklet to get her big sister, her mother if she can't find the former.
I want to ask the big sister snek what happened to her, failing that, I want to ask mother snek how we ended up here, we do remember the giant spider-woman, correct?

>>39427956
Salvia - Green haired orange scaled snake. She's not scared of Katie, she's scared of what she might possibly do to her kids, and feels this fear is only slightly irrational.

Sirena - Red haired orange scaled. older snake, wants to go outside and be a hunter. mom sez no, she resents that.

Cora - green haired, red scaled. Cora is small snek. tends to trust everyone implicitly.

>>39428229
They have snake/human hybrid bits anon, in weird places, and yes they're colored.

>>39428301
you're lucky OP is such a slow writer.... I think... probably not actually. Apologies.

>>39428405
>her
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I sincerely wish. But alas I am far to hairy for that. Don't misgender me shitlord.

>>39428672
I'm going to say it has because fuck you I'm the faggot OP.

>>39428876
>Attempt to drink tea.

>>39428876
>"What side effects? I eat this for breakfast every day and I've never noticed any ill effects"
This explains a lot.

> Have tiny snake draw us another picture
> Have Salvia help us drink the Tea
>Have Sirena continue to be a coward about talking to the girl that saved her.

>>39429025
>Slowly becoming spaghetti snake confirmed.

>>39429025
>Salvia feels horrible for mistrusting Kaite now that she has been mauled protecting her daughter

>Sirena still wants to go outside that was probably just a fluke!

>Cora is weaponized cute.

>>39429025
>Sirena wants to be hardcore but her mom won't let her.

I love it

>>39428916
>>39428935
>>39428988
help me tiny snek

>>39428951
Straw plz

>>39428921
>>39428945
>>39428957
>>39428966
>>39428999
>>39429042
We're drinking tea for sure, or at least trying. 1d100 vs 50, if you crit fail this Cora gets scolded. This blinds the snake

>>39428921
>>39428945
>>39428957
Drawfaggotry

>>39428999
get yo sister

Give me that roll and if you scold yourself you can still ask for help or a straw

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>>39429220
>>39429091
I won't confirm or deny anything, but one anon back there had the right idea about what's going on.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39429326
pls no flop

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39429326

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>39429326

>>39429340
nice anon way to crit success drinking tea

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>39429326

>>39429340
>Whats so hard about drinking when you place the cup in your mouth and swallow

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>>39429340
>100
You drink the fuck out of that tea. Well done.

writing

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>>39429340

>>39429335
>>39429340
I'm sorry what
Did Cora do this? Cora totally did this. Best big sis. I bet she like drops the cup and catches it or something rad.

>>39429340
..Huh.
What injuries?

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>>39429340
B-based anon...

>Drinking tea

>>39429378
Screw hue you have saved muh bacon.

>>39429372

Turns out we got an additional ability last evolution: Prehensile Tongue.

>>39429340
I guess we drink tea so well we get a fucking medal

>>39429401
That's what I'm here for, Doc. An adorable situation has to happen with this, you know. +20 sisterly relations.

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>>39429340

>>39429025
Good to see you again
Medical anon, at your service

>>39429441
You should name yourself Nurse Unoriginal.

Despite flawlessly drinking the tea you end up critically fail the willpower test to resist becoming addicted to the Marijuana. In a few weeks time you are known as the town bike, whoring yourself out for your next hit from the "Doctor".
Salvia is just glad that the terrifying monster is out of her home. But the time when she covered in cum and knife wounds, lying in the garbage, too stoned to understand what's going on, that's when she can no longer stand by. She HAS to end your suffering.
The last thing you ever hear in this world is a motherly voice telling you to drink up dear, the last thing you feel in this world is how your lungs just stop bringing air in, the last thing you see is a tear-filled face as everything goes black.

>>39429507
>But the time when she find you covered in cum and knife wounds, lying in the garbage, too stoned to understand what's going on, that's when she can no longer stand by. She HAS to end your suffering.
Damn, got to get my spell-check on.
Or stick to shorter posts.

>>39429372
>>39429421
This would be hilarious, tiny snek would likely think it's a cool trick while Katie would be freaking out

>>39429507
Get out of here HueHue. You never delivered! You aren't welcome here anymore!

>>39429507

I know you can't be the real triple hue, but you're still amazing and will forever live on in my heart.

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>>39429507
>>39429529

>>39429424
Oh come on we got a fucking 100, No way in hell do we drop that shit

>>39429340
>tea inadvertently unlocks our magic zap powers somehow

>>39429665
>tea unlocks our illusion Dank Weed, 420, Blaze it, MTNDewritoes, powers and we become MLG somehow

>>39428876
You groan face-down in the bedsheets, you back stings like a motherfucker. You need something to take your mind off it, anything. You wish you had eaten that pot en route.

"hay Katie" you turn you head to the side and wince as your neck politely tells you to stop that shit right now, you think there might be swelling "hey, hey Katie, wanna draw" you can't even get up. But hell, there's your distraction.

You find yourself still face down, but now awkwardly drawing upside down with your outstretched hand. Cora is amazing "how are you doing that, you can't see" you tilt your head the minimum amount so that you can crack your eye open and stare at the vaguely face-like scribbles that look nothing like what you thought you were drawing in your mind. Is she just saying that to make you feel better? No she seems genuinely surprised to see you drawing without sight. In fact she's closed her eyes and is now scribbling onto the paper, over her own work no less and utterly failing at it. You spot a picture of you and salvia holding hands and smile, rolling back to the facedown position and just relaxing.

Because holy fuck they should recommend this as actual therapy, you feel a pair of hands searching around the bed before they grasp your coal pencil and steal it from your hands. You raise an eyebrow and tilt your head the barest amount. Cora's attempting to do everything with her eyes closed and it's adorable. You smile again and go back to being face down in the sheets. This is nice, just listening to a kid draw, very relaxing.

-cont-

>>39429921
There's some shuffling on the sheets and a rattling, more shuffling on the sheets and suddenly a cry. You raise you hand instinctual and something falls into it, it feels warm.

"whoaaaa" Cora gasps, you realize you're holding tea. "are you magic?"

You have to admit, you feel pretty awesome, almost like a cool big sister.

"c-careful" you mutter into the sheets. Yes, you are the cool sibling, if this were your sister.

>Could you get me a straw?

>Could you go find Sirene?

>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.

>Write in?

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>>39429545
>>39429541
Don't hate on him for delivering.

>>39429507
That was brilliant. 10/10 shitpost would fap to again.

>>39429947
>Could you go find Sirene?
>Could you get me a straw?

>>39429947
>Could you get me a straw?
if not
>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.

>>39429947
>Could you go find Sirene?

>>39429947
>>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.

>>39429947
>Could you get me a straw?
>Could you go find Sirene?

>>39429947
>>Could you get me a straw?

>>39429025
Also just to be clear I copied this from what little notes I keep, it's outdated.

>>39429947
>Could you get me a straw?
>Could you go find Sirene?

>>39429947
>Could you go find Sirene?
And, after that,
>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.

We're a cool sibling, alright, but we aren't the big sis here. Maybe Cora can be a cool sis too and help us out?

>>39429947
>Could you get me a straw?
>Could you go find Sirene?
>>39429996
Very nicely done Dr

>>39429947
>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.
>Could you go find Sirene?

>>39429947
>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.

then
>Could you go find Sirena?
Gotta talk to other snek. Maybe we can get snekmom to let Sirena out if we're with her.

>>39429947
Could you find sirena

>>39430035
>Don't worry she can go out! I can die in her place! It's not like I'm really anyone's family.

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Sadly its too late for me to stay any more but i-i'll leave this here. I'm sorry its so rough - I'm too sleepy to do better.

>>39430062
Well, it's certainly not how I'd exactly phrase it, but something like that, maybe?

>>39430102
Anon pls, they're only nubs so far.

Still looks great though.

>>39430102
Nice! So glad we have you drawanon!

>>39430102
That's absolutely amazing.

>>39430102
nigger dat's kawaii as fuck

>>39430035
Can't hunt and eat prey with her around, she will just freak out and get killed by shit monkeys.

>>39430102
Nice. It's fantastic thanks drawfag.

>>39429973
>>39429979
>>39429990
>>39429997
>>39430000
>>39430002
>>39430003
>>39430035
>>39430056
Go find Sirena is a given.

>>39429973
>>39429978
>>39429990
>>39429993
>>39429997
>>39430002
STRAWS (wins)

>>39429978
>>39429983
>>39430000
>>39430003
>>39430035
Help me drink tea snakelet!

>>39430062
huehuehue ,a-at l-leassssst then I-I'd be u-ussssful

>>39430102
Hohohoho best drawfag strikes again. I fucking love you man. in a deeply homoerotic way

>>39430102
Fuck, now I need to eventually vote horns because those look far to good on her. Curse you based Draw anon.

>>39430102
holy shit we're adorable.
And also WAY more green.

>>39430168
>>39430102
This is actually why I included nubs, fucking kawaii

>>39430168
Seriously, they look way better then I was imagining them. They're like a horn crown thing! Amazing.

Think we could hold it off until armor and constrictor tail, though?

>>39430220
yes

>>39430220
Agreed. Armor and tail first. Horns and poison can wait till we next Evo, but they will be taken.

>>39430220
horns are an evolution that happens after expanded size, scale upgrades, eye upgrades, and poison upgrades.

>>39430255

I like the lightning/Dark Souls parallel. Maybe we could use the electricity to up our speed.

I would like to point out this name is not tripfagged and never has been, there might be and in fact definitely are multiple huehuehues, so demanding the same smut from all of them isn't a great idea.

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I'm glad you all like it.

I-I was one of those who wanted the nubs, but I'm happy to go for other stuff now.

H-how do you all feel about the tailblade?

>>39430190

Sorry... I know , green, but I just can't into green skin. At least her bust is closer to being right this time.

>>39430299
We all owe it, until one delivers.

>>39430220
Yeah armor then constrictor then horns

>>39430299
>>39430319
Seriously, screw you guys.

>>39430314
Will this one also go onto your devart?

>>39430336
Just say when and where, darling.

>>39429947
>Could you get me a straw?
>Could you go find Sirene?
How has your week been doc?
Mine was awesome, but very exhausting
>>39429496
I thought about something to that extent

>>39430168
Agreed. I was against horns because I believed they would look like fucking shit but this pictures makes it all the better. Still going with better scales for the next upgrade because we really fucking need that but the vote after that I'm going for big horns!

>>39430351
I would, but I doubt you'd deliver on that smut, either.

>>39430339

Hnng, I have no idea what you're talking about!

>>39430314
Draw anon please, you already converted me to the horns faction, don't press your luck.

I actually prefer your rendition of Katie to the "Green skin" thing

>>39430383

Yeah, green skin is kind of bad aesthetically. Fan Art trumps text.

>>39430374
Okay, I gotta be honest I don't even remember what smut was promised.

>>39430375
I'll just have to press that +watch button then and find out on my own if it goes on there.

>>39430412
And I do but I'm tired of fanning the flames. Also I propose alternate smut ideas are offered.

>>39430424
The doctor gets a little too "Hands on".

>>39430412
>>39430424
Something. Anything. Pay your damn debts already.

>>39430424
What it would have been like for Katie if she woke up while the Doc was feeding her the food. (Placing the meat in her stomach.)

>>39430314
I don't like the tailblade much.
Scales, eyes, and poison are on my agenda. Tailblade is after that, with claws.

>>39430396
>Our colouring changing to the OP when we first shed.

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>>39430396
She-Hulk disagrees. Unless you mean in regards to naga/lamia specifically, in which case I can't really argue against you.

>>39430396
hey, I like a green snake lady.
I would give pictures but they are CERTAINLY pornographic.

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>>39430314
Don't make me have to shank you.....

I've got a shitty smutpaste thats ~700 words long that was written in under 50 minutes.
I'll post after the OP has finished and then you can tell me why its shit and where I can improve.
Those options aren't mutually exclusive by the way.

I still think we need to corner Salvia and ask her to explain evolution to us. I just want to here her take on my the species goes all Saiyan when they fight

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>>39430102
Drawfag that's the most adorable shit I've seen all day.

I was against horns fiercely, but you have convinced me they are cute. So long as they look like that.

>>39430536
It's just good to have you back.
I missed you HueHueHue

We need to do that snake-thing with our tongue more. It's adorable and good for smelling.
we also need to take advantage of our snake tongue in other areas

>>39430530
Post anyway, or on imgur.

>>39430314
Tailblade has potential, depends on how it's designed. I just keep imagining it getting stuck wherever like in the branches and roots and whatnot.

>>39430620
Second. Mostly. I like the hissing being one of Katie's 'things'.

>>39430620
Already incorperating both of those into the smut bin I am working on

>>39430563
Yeah we totally should. Especially while stoned.

As >>39430299 said, there are many Hues of Hue. But they all write. For that is the purpose of a Hue. To shitpost, to bad-end, to smut, to troll and bait. All of these are acts of writing and thus an act of a Hue.
The Hues are many, the Hues are varied, but the one thing all Hues can, and indeed must, do is write.

>>39430563
Well sweety it's very simple. As we go through things we change and grow, usually as we get older. Y-you've just been through a lot and it shows.

>>39430725
>Been through a lot and it shows
Que Katie inernal monolog about how she must look like a skag.

>>39430725
The Lamia equivalent of "because I said so"

>>39430756
Not to mention she always assumes Salvia is talking about how she caught Katie scrubbing out her cloaca ...

>>39430800
But she didn't catch us. Heck, I'm pretty sure Katie didn't even do that much with it and most of it was in her oh so perverse head.

>>39430829
Exactly. Which is an ever-flowing sauce for so much delicious snek spaghetti!

So, we're going to get mad blazed 420?

>>39431021
I have no idea what drinking pot tea does to you, so maybe?

>>39431067
pot doesn't really... work in tea.

Not unless it's super fucking buttery tea.

See, if it is being eaten, it requires you either swallow the solid matter or have a fat to carry it. and BOTH of those only work if it's been heated properly.

>>39429947
You wonder exactly why you haven't seen Sirena yet, is she scared of you? Does she think you're a monster? Last time you saw her she just looked at you like you were half a kitten unable to drink milk because of a collar and just left, and the time before that she looked at you like you were covered in the blood of a wild jungle cat you'd just killed with your bare hands and again left in a hurry.... the latter was more reasonable come to think of it.
Well honestly it might just be that you still feel really out of it, or maybe your position on the bed is interrupting the oxygen supply to your brain, regardless you think you'd better deal with it now while you're apparently non-threatening, god that's a weird thought, you've never thought of yourself as threatening before. Except maybe to small insects and any spider insolent enough to crawl on your computer monitor.

"h-hey Cora" you move your head so that you aren't talking into a pillow like a blonde chick on PCP discussing quantum mechanics with the voices in her head while getting violently railed by a group of African American chaps.

"yes?" She blinks her large orange eyes at you with a smile.

"c-can you do me a f-favor p-pleasssssse" As always talking to little kids comes more naturally to you, it's nice, to feel un-judged or simply not a sub-normal fuckup for once.

she nods enthusiasticly "OK"

"c-could you go f-find sssss-sssirena for me" it's worth a shot.

She gasps "OK" and all but hurls herself off the bed.

"c-cora wait" you try to shout but instead whisper, "a-and a sssss-ssstraw p-pleasssse" She nods slithers out leaving you face down holding a hot cup of tea, thank fuck wood is a shit conductor of heat or your hand would be burning by now. She's gone in a flash shouting for her sister. Your go back down face first into the bed. It's actually starting to get comfortable if you don't move a muscle for long enough.
-cont-

>>39431102

Scale on carpet alerts you of a returning snake, and you swallow apprehensively, not sure if you want to peak your head out or just keep face down like a retard so you can more easily pretend you're all alone. No you asked for this specifically, you can't even use that meme now.

This quiet is killing you, you tilt you head and what you find is a small snake barely visible over the side of the bed. She climbs up and rolls over the sheets crinkling all the paper on the bed.

"...She said to go away" She says in a small voice.

oh...

well.... uh

"We don't have any straws, sorry" she looks forlorn and you frown, smallsnake looks away and you realize you might have given the wrong impression.

Shit...uh

"h-hey Cora, i-it'ssssss f-fine" you're not helping, you have no idea how to cheer kids up. She still hasn't turned around, you probably sound depressed yourself, that might be why....wait, idea.

"h-hey Cora?" you croak.

she turns "yea Katie?"

"u-um... h-help me dr-rink t-thissss tea... i-if y-you want" she stares at you before giving a small smile and grasping the cup, yes, excellent, your masterplan is unfolding.

Pushing yourself up you grit your teeth and bare the pain because this will be worth it, probably. In any case the tea is wonderful, not to hot and not to cold. Little snakelet is smiling again and giggling at the slurping noises you're making. You are the best fucking pseudo big sister.

Everything went better than expected.

>That's it for tonight, getting tired, sorry for the horrendously slow update intervals. I'll try again for tomorrow unless I get drafted for work by family (gotta paint a house).

Special thanks to draw anon, if you want I'll put links to your art profiles in the OP every thread so people can pester you for commissions or just fap. Drop a link sometime

>>39431126
awwright, we're having a quest tomorrow.
TOMORROW.
NOT PAINTING, QUESTS.
thanks for running!

>>39431126
Thanks for running, Doc.

Shitty sidequest coming soon.

>>39431126
But Doc.U we are the little sister! Cora is the big sis, helping her poor sick lil' sister drink the tea to make her all better so they can draw, and have tea parties, and hug.

Thanks for running.

http://pastebin.com/7RQMUg5Z
Here's the shiity smutpaste.
Tell me what's wrong with it and how (if even possible) it could even be improved.

The one thing that I know that I could have improved was replacing the dongo reference to Mizuame or red bean paste. Would have worked so much better. As well as putting more description into the initial seduction and made Salvia more of an active participiant (even if all she would do is writhe and moan). And the time-skip was just a fucking cop-out.

>>39428853
>who the fuck uses wooden shoes
Even in civilized parts of the world there were plenty of places where wooden shoes saw a dramatic resurgence during WW2 because of materials shortages.

>>39428853
>Start to freak out, wait
>It... it looks just like marijuana.
>"This is marijuana"
PFFT HAHAHA

>I eat this for breakfast every day and I've never noticed any ill effects"
Oh wow I need to stop laughing while sides are still attached..

>>39431126
Thanks for running, speed is fine too since you do giant updates.

I look forward to tomorrow.

>>39431126
Cheers, mate, good luck with it.

>>39431209
shoulda been eddie if we were going to do parental stuff.

>>39431126
When do we get back to killing things? I want to unleash that inner psychopath of Katies and bring back deadly dead beasts to snekmom like a cat.

>>39431295
dude, give it a fucking break. we killed things like two sessions ago.

I can imagine, when we're all grown up, Cora will be sternly insist that she's the BIG sis whenever the topic comes up.

"Oh, Katie, I didn't know you had a little sis-"

"Hey! I'm her BIG sis! I'm like, six months older than her!"
"What? But you're so small-"
"I'M NOT SMALL!"

"C-cora, sssss-stop, y-you're embarrassing me..."

>>39431295
After we heal anon, please.

Its thread 14, we've literally killed about 16 animals, and we are what? 8 days old? Was there a small time skip before we woke up?

I really want revenge on the shit-monkeys but that can wait for now...

>>39431276
Eddie is next. Well, after the one where we get contracted to rape Steve and so ruin him for all other spider-women. Lamia labia are like clamps are their vaginas are like a rock grinder made of flesh.

>>39431295
We'd probably need to timeskip a few days or wait a couple sessions to heal before that can happen. Until then more awkward snake slice of life tales!

Before risking our lives again in the great outdoors we should take a few days and see if there are any hunters in town that will teach us to use a bow.

Assuming Sirena ever talks to us again, what are we going to do about her wanting to hunt things too?

>>39431192
I love shitty side quests they compliment the shitty main quest

>>39431209
It was good, very crackficy. If you're going for a more serious fic you could probably make her more nervous, I suppose what you need is characterization or at least more of it, even for 700 words worth of condensed sexiness. You could also go more extreme with the fetishes.

It's not spider-smut teir though, that's very hard to beat.

>>39431236
I know, I was taking the micky out of Sweden. Katie is a fucktard you see and doesn't know people wear wooden shoes. (and until just recently neither did I). Thank you for the giggles.

>>39431246
Thanks for playing, I will try for tomorrow, but I wouldn't stay up late just in case.

>>39431276
This anon has a point, monster-girls can breed with humans to produce regular monster offspring and after getting jacked off insert their entire arm to inseminate the female.

>>39431295
After we heal I guess, and if anons can find a way to sneak away from snakemom. I'm not sure how to write killing shit into the story, I tried before. I have some ideas but no spoilers.
Killing shit will happen though.

>>39431540
The only reason I can see to why we keep sneaking out to fight shit in the forest, in-character terms anyway, is that we see it was the only thing we're useful for.

>>39431585
honestly, now that we have a pile of cash, our reasons to go back to the forest are nil until we get rid of the pile of cash.

So, let's go SHOOOPPPING! After we pay eddie back.

We can afford a SKIRT now!

>>39431585
Same here. We fail at social interaction and generally at life and anything that would make us a productive member of society.
We also owe a debt to both Eddie and Salvia.
The only way to do this is to make money, and to make money we need skill.
Unfortunately, as mentioned before, we have no skills. Except for killing. And thus we shall continue killing until the day we can pay our debt YOUR SMUT WAS TERRIBLE HUEHUE. THE DEBT HAS NOT BEEN PAID! WRITE MORE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS ACTIONS, IGNORE 1stPERSON, SWITCH TO 3rd SO THAT YOU CAN CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE PEOPLE TAKING PART.

>>39431606
What about vengeance? For all the shit we took?

But yeah we do need to spend dat dosh before we go back out.

>>39431701
vengeance on some random fucking monkeys in the woods miles upstream?

Fuck that.

A loud noise suddenly cuts though the previously quiet air, startling you and causing you to jerk suddenly in place. You are Katie Black, Shitty teenager turned snake toddler, and you just realized that you don't hurt anymore. Something seems different, the air feels stiffer, odd noises of fluttering wings fill the air outside the house, And Cora is looking nervous. "W-what-" You croak out, your voice suddenly not raspy, leaving you more confused. "What'sss going on?" Cora looks shifty eyed, awkwardly holding the cup of tea as if she suddenly doesn't know what to with her hands. "Uh...I-I uh..Y-you..." She stutters over herself, acting more like you then the Cora you know.

It's at this moment, Salvia suddenly bursts through the door of the room, franteckly jerking her head around to take in the scene, her eyes drooped like she's tired, or high. "Shit, kid-" Neither of those words are things you expected to come out of her mouth, and not with that tone of voice. "Okay, you're still there, okay, fuck, what're we going to do..." She runs her hand through her hair, biting her lip as she looks around nervously.

You are Katie black and you suddenly fail to understand anything.

>There's something terribly wrong with this Salvia. You don't know what's happening but you need to get away. Grab Cora and run.

>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.

>Hide under the bed until the bad things go away.

>Write in.

>>39431832
>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.
The final solution.

>>39431817
Hey, dude, that was a pretty bitching rock, OK?

>>39431832
>>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.

>>39431832
>Become increasingly distressed
>Grab Cora and
>Hide under the bed

>>39431832
>>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.
Moe time.

>>39431832
>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.
Really the only answer to anything.

>>39431832
>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.

>>39431870
we'll get a new damn rock.

>>39431832
Relinquish control to Snake-chan, scream and leap. Put down the impostor.

>>39431919
I don't think that's a good idea, man.

>no boy snakes in town
B-but are humans anywhere close to large enough?

>>39431935
That's cool, I just figured I'd throw it out any way.

>>39431952
No one is large enough, not unless they are an ogre or an Oni or something.

Like throwing a hotdog down a wide hallway.

Katie will never find true bliss

>>39431999
all we have to do is find a boy with a constrictor evolution, and everything will be the right size

>>39431999
>>39432016
>an oni is attracted to our horn nubs

>>39431999
There are always toys.

>>39431999
What is fisting.

Yo doc, this is a great quest. Try not to doubt your writing too much; I do the same thing, re-read something I just wrote and condemn it as shit all the time. Its all good bro.

>>39431698
fuck you 1st person is great.
especially when we get around to kaite X steve

>>39431832

This is all honestly really scaring you. Not-Salvia is freaking the fucking out, mumbling to herself. Cora is looking rather worried as well, glancing between you and Not-Salvia. Tears are welling in your eyes as you stare wide-eyed at the fake Salvia. "Aw shit, Kid, No-" Not-Salvia mumbles, finally noticing you and looking unsure with herself, but it is too late. Soft tears are rolling down your face, your entire body shaking. Salvia looks distressed, and bites her lip. "H-hey, Now, Kid, Just...Calm down, it's okay, right? You see, this- This is all fake!" She forces a smile as your confusion grows. Your mind scrambles, trying to make sense of the words. It's all fake? What's all fake? She doesn't really care about you, does she? No one does, this is all just...some act? Tears are pouring out, your body shaking like a leaf. You're curling up into the fetal position, or at least what a fetal position might look like with a giant snake tail.

"Ah, shit, uh...N-no, you see, kid, this is all just...A big act! No, wait! You're in on the act too! Your life didn't actually happen- Fuck, no wait- No, your life isn't a lie just-" You are the immortal actor currently playing the role of Salvia, And Katie black, or the immortal actor currently stuck too far in her role, is currently sobbing her eyes out, shaking like her dog just died. You are desperately trying to figure out how to fix this, you managed to get through the day's act okay, but you can't keep this up, now that you ended up letting her in on it. One of the younger actors, or a Demi, (Like, Demigod. Clever, right?) is currently looking really confused and uncomfortable. You need to fix this situation.

>Try to explain more, maybe that'll help? (No, your mother doesn't love you- Wait, shit, no, She just doesn't exist! Wait-)

>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.

>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL.

>Write in.

>>39432504
>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.

Cora! Help me out here! You've been in this business the longest! What do we do!?

>>39432504
>>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL.
>>Write in.

CRAZY DRUG FUELED ORGY IS GO!

>>39432504
>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.
Fuck this, maybe whatever she ODed on will wear off if we just give it time.

>>39431999
>>39432016
>>39432154
>>39432252

Like this?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/SeekGr/281489/Oh..-She-Got-Wet
NSFW in case that wasn't obvious.

>>39432504
>"Shit, right, look, I know this is all very confusing but if you just- Alright, the person you currently believe yourself to be isn't real, you're just an entity pretending to be it. Erm. You kinda got... stuck in your role... It'll probably wear off eventually."

>>39432504

>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL

>>39432504
>Try to explain more, maybe that'll help? (No, your mother doesn't love you- Wait, shit, no, She just doesn't exist! Wait-)

>>39432504
>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL.
You like marijuana, right kid?