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“Were going to practice Toxic,“ you inform Vance.

He hesitates. “You’re not going to use me, are you?”

You laugh. “Of course not. But, just in case, do you have an anti-venom ready?”

He digs into his bag and shows a small bottle. “I figured it would be a good idea to have one prepared ahead of time, since you always end up poisoned.” He tosses you the bottle.

“Well, I can’t argue that.” You place it down somewhere easily visible and accessible. “For today’s training, we’re going to work on your control. You’ll hit that tree there, Vlad here will use Toxic on a branch, and you’re going to pay close attention and time your hits to do as much damage as you think Toxic is doing.”

He looks confused. “How am I supposed to know how much damage Toxic is doing to a branch?”

You throw your hands up. “I told you! By paying attention. You had that guy back in Lace Point, except you stopped paying attention.”

He settles into a fighting position. “Yeah. That makes sense.”

You have Vlad practice Toxic a few times. Because of his typing and already knowing a poison type move, he picks up the basics quickly.

Vance jabs the tree. “I don’t know what to do. I don’t hate Clair, but what she did made such a huge impact on my life. I don’t know if I can ever trust her again.”

>He should tell her he doesn’t hate her. She needs to hear that
>You don’t blame him, but she’s sorry
>They just need time
>What she did was wrong, but he wouldn’t be the Vance you know if it didn’t happen
>Something else

>>39451337
>>He should tell her he doesn’t hate her. She needs to hear that
>They just need time

>>39451337
>He should tell her he doesn’t hate her. She needs to hear that
>You don’t blame him, but she’s sorry

>>39451337
>He should tell her he doesn’t hate her. She needs to hear that
>They just need time

>>39451337
>>He should tell her he doesn’t hate her. She needs to hear that
Trust is something that needs to be built up anyway, but she still needs you to give her te chance to try

>>39451337
>He should tell her he doesn’t hate her. She needs to hear that

She was ready to kill herself.. or at the very least "Disappear."

>>39451337
>He should tell her he doesn’t hate her. She needs to hear that

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“You should tell her that you don’t hate her. I think she needs to hear that.”

He hits the tree a little harder than he’s supposed to. “You mean she hasn’t been snooping in my head?”

You shrug. “I don’t think so, no. She feels terrible about it. It’s something that’s bothered her since it happened.”

He puts the tree again, hard. “Well I guess it’s all better, then.”

“I don’t blame you for being mad. You have every right. But she was ready to just disappear. You don’t have to trust her or like her, but just letting her know you don’t hate her could go a long way.”

He overcompensates and hits too softly this time. “A long way to what? How can we go anywhere if I can’t trust her?”

“Trust comes with time.” You see Vlad trying to use Toxic on a second branch now that the first one is falling apart. “You two can get passed this. It will just take awhile.”

“Maybe you’re right,” Vance stops and looks at you. “Why are you doing so much to stick up for her anyway?”

>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid
>Joke about doing it for the hot sex
>You don’t want anyone to split from the group
>Something else

>>39451625
>You’d stick up for any of your new family
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid
>You don’t want anyone to split from the group

>>39451625
>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid

>>39451625
>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid

>>39451625
>>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid
>>You don’t want anyone to split from the group

If he looks like he calmed down after all that, then mention sex

>>39451625
Fuuuuuck I'm late.
>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid

>>39451625
"Because I remember the kind of person I used to be, and can imagine the kind of stuff I'd do if I had Claire's power."

>>39451625
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid
>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You don’t want anyone to split from the group

This is literally the happiest Kat has ever been in her life. Any of the group breaking off would be devastating.

>>39451625
>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid

You know, you don't have to be psycic to mess up someone's life. And there are some things that you can't just fix.

>>39451625
>You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid

>>39451625
>Joke about doing it for the hot sex

>>39451625
Why wouldn't I Vance? Clair is perfect. After a nice long talk she convinced me that my life would be meaningless without her.

>>39451865
Jesus fucking christ, THIS, with as mechanical emotionless tone as we can muster.

>>39451865
Stop it anon! Mind control is my fetish!

Here's a question for Vance, Would he be happier if we had never got Clair to tell him?
Besides, Would he be happy to never see Clair again with that as his last memory of her?

>>39451865
backing this as a joke.

then >You’d stick up for any of your friends
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid

Lets not start with the mind control jokes quite yet anons

>>39451940
This is a terrible joke. It's like making eye puns around Robin.

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>>39452023
Eye don't see what the big deal is.

>>39451625
>You sympathize with screwing up as a kid

>>39451865
I think this joke is in bad taste at the moment. Once we've got them reconciled it'll be hilarious.

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>>39452066
Well, I guess I'll have to tun the blind eye to that.

>>39451337
Get existential ask I'm if he likes the way his life turned out so far and let him know that clair feels like a literal monster for doing what she did to him

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>>39452181
Just look at this from Vance's perspective. Try to see it through his eyes.

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>>39452236
I see. Maybe he should repay Clair for this somehow. An eye for an eye.

>>39452066
>>39452181
>>39452236
>>39452329
Avatarfagging outside of /b/ is bannable offense, so you better get out of our eyes before it's too late.

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You slack your shoulders and give a blank stare. “Why wouldn't I, Vance? Clair is perfect. After a nice long talk she convinced me that my life would be meaningless without her.” You make sure to use a mechanical, monotone voice.

He freezes up and stares at you. You can’t help but show a tiny smirk, and he relaxes and rolls his eyes before turning away. “Too soon.”

“Sorry,” you feel a little embarrassed to have that backfire. “But to answer your question, I’d do it for any of my friends.”

He goes back to hitting the tree. “Probably, but this seems to mean a lot more to you than just doing something for a friend.”

You signal Vlad to try again, then turn your attention back to Vance. “It would break my heart to see the group split up. And...well, I guess I can sympathize with screwing up as a kid. I remember the kind of person I used to be, and can imagine the kind of stuff I'd do if I had Clair's power. She used it for something bad like this once and feels like a literal monster. If I had it during the wrong time in my life, I’d be...I wouldn’t be a good person."

He stops. “I never really thought of it that way. I guess something like that would be pretty tempting. People tell white lies all the time. I guess it could be tempting if you could just convince someone to just believe whatever you want them to.” He sighs. “I didn’t say anything, but the guards for the royal family offered me a job.”

(continued)

Does Robin's mom got it going on?

>>39452512
Pic is from 'Twitch plays Pokemon Platinum', Gobble.

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>>39452512
“What did you tell them?”

He shrugs. “I said I couldn’t leave my friends. But when Clair told me, I was planning on calling them when we got to the next Pokemon center.”

Your heart drops. “But you’re not going to do that now, right?”

He glances at you quickly before turning back to his training. “I don't know. I'm not sure if I'm doing anything here except making things awkward now.”

>Try to convince him not to go. (Write-in encouraged)
>Offer him a job as your official celebrity bodyguard
>Wish him good luck, whatever he chooses
>Something else

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>>39452550
Oh, the memories..

>>39452574
>Wish him good luck, whatever he chooses

>>39452574
>I can't really say what would be right for you to do. I'm sure we'd all miss you if you did. But, I don't think you should go yet at least. Not before you've calmed down and then talked with Clair first. Otherwise you're just running away.

>>39452574
Celebrity bodyguard,

Failing that Supporting this,>>39452622

>>39452574
>Try not to cry.
>Wish him good luck, whatever he chooses

>>39452627
>>39452622
These

>>39452574
>Hug him
>Just don't do anything without thinking it through thoroughly, and talking it over with Jeanine

>>39452574
Hug him, then
>>39452622

>>39452574
These
>>39452622
>>39452649

>>39452622
I've never had good luck with running away myself.

Whatever you decide I'll support you but make sure you know what you truly want first

>>39452574
>Has he talked to Jeanine about it?
>Wish him good luck, whatever he chooses

>>39452737
This.

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You hug him. Just the prospect of having a friend leave gives you a small lump in our throat.

“I can't really say what would be right for you to do. I'm sure we'd all miss you if you did. Whatever you do, I hope you know I’ll support you. But, I don't think you should go yet at least. Not before you've calmed down and then talked with Clair first. Otherwise you're just running away. I've never had good luck with running away myself.”

He looks down at you and hugs back. “Hey now. I didn’t say I’d take it. Just that I was thinking about it.” His powerful arms cover your back.

“Just don't do anything without thinking it through thoroughly, and talking it over with Jeanine.”

You both share a hug for a good long while before Vlad flies down, impatiently.

“I think that’s enough for today,” Vance says. “Vlad seems to have Toxic down.”

You compose yourself. “Yeah. You did good too. If you ever want a different bodyguard job, I’ll hire you.”

He laughs. You were serious.

Both of you make it back to the camp. You scarf down a quick breakfast and pack everything up.

Tim and Erin come up with some pads. “Kat, did you see last nights numbers? The second airing was insane! It must have been word of mouth.”

They toss out some ratings numbers that don’t mean anything to you, but their tone says it’s good. “So what does this mean?”

They both look at you. “It means you’re going to be really, really famous.”

>March straight to Faeden so you can demand Robin’s eye
>Hit the road, but keep a lookout for trainers
>Get off the main road, see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter
>Something else

>>39453074
Sounds like a pain, but a predictable one. Hopefully fame doesn't immediately fuck things up.
>Get off the main road, see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter

>>39453074
is meloetta still following us?

>>39453074
>Hit the road, but keep a lookout for trainers

>>39453150
[As far as you know. She seems to pop in and out]

>>39453074
>>Get off the main road, see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter

>>39453150
Nah Clair broke her. She's still stuck mindlessly singing back where we left her.

>>39453074
>Hit the road, but keep a lookout for trainers

>>39453074
>Get off the main road, see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter

>>39453074
>>Something else
"Oh, shit."

>Hit the road, but keep a lookout for trainers

>>39453074
>Hit the road, but keep an eye out for trainers

>>39453227
this

>>39453074
>Hit the road, but keep a lookout for trainers

>>39453074
>>Get off the main road, see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter

>>39453221
>>39453195
>>39453133
>Catching Pokemon
You disgusting perverts!

>>39453074
>Hit the road, but keep a lookout for trainers

>>39453074
>March straight to Faeden so you can demand Robin’s eye
EEEEEEEYE

>>39453074
>Get off the main road, see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter

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>>39453298
>implying just because you see a pokemon you've got a capture it

>>39453074
>>Get off the main road, see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter

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[Quote only, 5 minute vote.]

>look for trainers
>look for pokemon

>>39453511
>look for trainers

>>39453511
>look for trainers

>>39453511
>>look for trainers

>>39453511
>>look for trainers

>>39453511
>look for pokemon

>>39453511
>look for pokemon

>>39453511
>look for pokemon

>>39453511
>look for pokemon

>>39453511
>look for pokemon

>>39453511
>look for trainers

>>39453511
>>look for pokemon

>>39453511
>look for trainers

>>39453511
>>look for trainers

>>39453511
>look for pokemon

>>39453660
Last vote that counts

>>39453928
So we got a 6:6 tie?

>>39453963
Haha.

>>39453963
Yeah

>>39453963
Indeed.
Perhaps we should leave it to the whims of the holy 1d2 roll.

>>39453963
>>39454010

Actually we dont. These votes are disqualified due to formating.
>>39453657
>>39453543
>>39453542

>>39454076
Oh, right, didn't even notice.
5:4 for Pokemon, then?

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“Come on, let’s cut through the woods” You get your friends all ready to go. You want to see what wild Pokemon you’ll encounter.

Everyone and the camera crew pack up. You catch a quick glimpse of Meloetta and Fennekin before they dash off into the bushes. How did Fennekin even follow?

Well, you’re not complaining. You lead the group through the brush. It’s a lot wetter here. You remember that the area around Faeden is jungle, so that makes sense. It’s giving off a jungle vibe as you get closer.

Your thoughts are interrupted when a small ball of flame shoots in front of you. You stop and see a red monkey looking Pokemon. It beats it’s chest.

You pull up your Pokedex. "Pot'n'Pansear, the Height and Temp worker Pokemon. "Very intelligent, it roasts berries before eating them. The fire within the tuft on its head can reach 600 degrees far in height."

"Fahrenheit," Robin corrects. You feel like that's just one of many things wrong with what your Pokedex said.

The monkey throws another ember at you and yells.

>Battle it! Go (specify Pokemon)
>Calm it down with the flute
>Back up and go around
>Walk right past it
>Something else

>>39454244
>Calm it down with the flute

>>39454244
>>Something else
"Vance. Sneasel might like this one."

>>39454244
>>Battle it! Go (specify Pokemon)
Destiny! Kick his little monkey ass.

>>39454244
>Calm it down with the flute

>>39454341
>>39454244
This

>>39454244
>Make faces at it

>>39454244
>Calm it down with the flute

>>39454341
Yeah sure?

>>39454341
I can back this

>>39454244
>>39454341
Sure, I'll go with this.

>>39454244
>Back up and go around

>>39454244
>>Battle it! Go (specify Pokemon)

>>39454244

throwing my vote in with >>39454341

>>39454244
>>Calm it down with the flute
Damn dirty apes.

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You make a face at it. It makes one back.

Cheeky little guy. You put your hips. “Vance, Sneasel might like this one.”

“Yeah. I think that’s a good match.” He takes out his Pokeball. “Go Sneasel!”

Vance battles the Pokemon with Sneasel. He has a type advantage, but Sneasel can really move.

They dash through the trees. Ice and Fire moves fly all around. As they battle on, you notice a few more monkey Pokemon showing up. Grass types and water types on top of the fire types.

Sneasel takes out his foe and lands on a nearby branch, triumphant.

There are about a half dozen of those other Pokemon now. They range from mad to amused to scared. Most of them seem to want to keep you from going in your particular direction.

>Let Sneasel and Vance handle it
>Throw out your own Pokemon for the experience
>Use the flute
>Okay, now’s the time to back out
>Try to scare them off
>Something else

>>39454725
>Use the flute
Weird.

>>39454725
>Throw out your own Pokemon for the experience

>>39454725
>Throw out your own Pokemon for the experience

>>39454725
>Use the flute
Let's put that practice to the test.

>>39454725
>>Try to scare them off

>>39454725
>Use the flute

>>39454725
>Try to scare them off

>>39454725
>Use the flute

>>39454725
>>Use the flute
Top flautist distracts monkeys

>>39454725

We should inform the others of our suspicion regarding something that is important to the Pan's being further down our chosen path.
Mainly done for the sake of the Cameras.

While I assume we could take on the Pan's, I dislike the idea that they are merely protecting something and we leave it unprotected by battling them all.
for all we know, it could be their nests and they are just protecting their Poke-eggs.

>>39454725
>You put your hips.

PUT THEM WHERE, GOBBLE!? I MUST KNOW!

>>39454725
>Use the flute

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>>39454889
>You put your hands on your hips.

>>39454945
Butt accepted for "processing."

>>39454945
Can we put Robin's hands on our hips instead?

>>39454945
Just for that, I am now imagining all narration in the voice of Charles Gray.

>>39454945
>You put your hands on your hips.
I would like us to put our hands on Claire hips, gently. Or her hands on our hips.

>>39454725
>Use the flute

>>39454889
on Robin, ofc

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“I think there’s something suspicious going on,” you point to the bushes ahead. “Maybe they’re protecting something important.”

“Does that mean we should go back?” Jeanine pulls up beside you, but keeps her eyes glued on the Pokemon up in the tree tops.

You pull out your flute. “Nah, I’ve got this.”

[Will 4 people please roll me a d100 please?]

>>39454725
>>Something else
Throw out Raistlin and ask him to interpret what the fuck is their problem.

>>39452401
They're not avatarfagging, newfriend

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>39455065
MUSIC FOR THE MUSIC GOD!

>>39454945
Oh, and almost forgot.

>And bend your knees in tight

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39455065

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>39455065
K.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>39455065
We're going to die, aren't we?

>>39455094
Thank fuck.

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>>39454945

You pull your knees in tight?

>>39455094
You ruined it, anon.

>>39455094

Thank Mellota for the extra dice on Flute rolls. We would be lost without her tutelage...

>>39455090
Our pelvic thrust did seems to drive Robin and Clair Insane.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39455065

>>39455083
pls. he was continuing the joke.

>>39454945
>give 'em a push
>You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake!

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You take out the flute and play. It’s a soft, calming song. It’s not amazing, but it’s pretty good and keeps the wild Pokemon from fighting any more. They hang around on nearby branches, but generally don’t disturb your or your friends.

Meloetta floats by. She’s about to take over the tune when you hear a loud thumping. The jungle seems to shake as more and more of it builds up. All sorts of the small Pokemon scatter away or over you as the thumping approaches. You notice that several seem to be carrying berries and big wavy leaves.

You take a step back when suddenly a humongous ape Pokemon comes out of the bushes. It’s picking it’s nose and looking at your friends with contempt. It yells out, and several more just like it come from the bushes.

The lead one makes a gesture to Erin, like he wants her to come forward.

“No way! You’re not getting any of this food. I’ve been saving the good stuff.” She backs up. “I’m not even supposed to be on the camera.”

The gigantic Pokemon lazily advances.

Something tells you these Pokemon aren’t the pushovers the others were. You see almost a dozen of them.

Moletta, oblivious to any danger, looks mad that they cut her off.

>Use the flute again
>Tell Erin to just give them the food
>Send out a Pokemon to fight the lead one (Specify)
>Send out all your Pokemon to fight them
>RUN!

>>39455362
>>Send out a Pokemon to fight the lead one (Specify)
Zappy Dan gives no fucks.

>>39455362
>>Use the flute again
do a Jigglypuff cover

jiiiiggg a leeee puff jigggg a leeeeee puff

>>39455362
Shiiiiit
>RUN!
Don't suppose we can grab Meloetta too

>>39455362
>Use the flute again

>>39455362
>Use the flute again
>Keep Levi ready
Guys, this is our chance to get Meloetta to fight with us

>>39455405
>jiiiiggg a leeee puff jigggg a leeeeee puff

That's wrong though

jiiiiggg a leeee puff jigggg a leeeeee a leeeeeee puff

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>>39455171
I haven't seen that film in way too long.

>>39455362
>>Use the flute again
Slaking aint no jokes. Those lazy buggers are dangerous.

>>39455362
>>Use the flute again

>>39455405
now jam it

>>39455362
>Use the flute again

>>39455362

Seems like Vance and Machamp are up...
They can take the leader, the rest of us can deal with it's Hench-mon.

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[4 more d100 rolls, please!]

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>39455530

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39455530

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>39455530

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39455530

>>39455362
Best useless Pokemon coming through.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>39455530

>>39455551
>>39455553
>>39455558
>>39455562
That's.. an odd spread.

>>39455562
Derp. Disregard.

>>39455584
Thankfully I do believe it doesn't matter and we can cash in that sweet, sweet 97.

>>39455551

So, Melotta is pissed at Slaking for stealing her attention. Are we going to further rile up Melotta, or entice her into another duet?

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You put your lips to your flute again and blow.

It’s pure magic. Your performance is nothing short of amazing. Even the terrible acoustics of the surrounding jungle can’t dampen your sound as bear your soul in musical form.

Meloetta joins you, but this time she’s acting as your backup singer. She only adds an occasional accent or undertone to your tune.

The colossal ape Pokemon settle in and listen. They no longer seem to care at all about your presence.

You play a little while longer, enjoying the duet with Meloetta. She twirls in delight.

You keep a soft, low tune going and you and your friends start to walk by the huge apes. They barely pay any attention to you.

“They moved in recently,” Clair tells you, one hand on her head. “They make the smaller monkey Pokemon bring them food.”

“That’s so mean,” Robin whispers as she gingerly steps around one of them.

The leader seems to have fallen asleep entirely. Meloetta looks furious. You guess she doesn't appreciate people sleeping during your performance. She starts floating over to the great ape with a hand up, ready to smack it.

>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight
>Try pull her back gently. Let her know it’s alright
>Book it before she reaches it. You know she’ll be fine, but you’re in the middle of an ape-mine field here
>Something else

>>39455852
>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>>39455852
>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>Try pull her back gently. Let her know it’s alright
no
abort

>>39455852
>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>>39455852
>>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>>39455872
>>39455877
>>39455889
pls no bully slaking

>>39455852
>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>>39455852
>Try pull her back gently. Let her know it’s alright
With a dance!

>>39455852
>>Try pull her back gently. Let her know it’s alright
let us not start shit just yet

>>39455852
>>39455904
Supporting this

>>39455852
>Try pull her back gently. Let her know it’s alright
>>39455898
Anon, read the text. Slaking is bullying the other pokemon.

>>39455898
It bullies all the other small monkey pokemon in the forest. He's a bastard.

>>39455898
But so bullyable...

>>39455852
>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>>39455852
>Try pull her back gently. Let her know it’s not wise to take on someone without a logical plan

>>39455852
>>39455940
changing to

>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight
copied the wrong thing

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>>39455940
>>39455944
But slaking doesn't move much.

It makes sense for the little, faster monkeys to get food for them.

pls no bully

>>39455852
>>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>>39455852
>Let her, then try to direct her on how to fight

>>39455898
what goes around, comes around.

>>39455972
It doesn't move because it's lazy. Fuck you it's getting its shit kicked in.

>>39455972
>Being a lazy shit entitles you to force weakers to cater to you
No.

>>39455972
It's bullying other Pokemon because it's a lazy shit, it deserves this.

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>>39455999
>>39456011
>>39456035
But you don't understand, anons. Slaking is genetically predisposed to move less. That's who they are. How could you bully a Pokemon for who they are?

For all we know they could be offering protection to the other 'mons in exchange for the foods.

Do you guys seriously want her to hit it and piss it off? That sounds like a terrible idea. Just because it's lazy doesn't mean it's not capable of getting violent.

It's just a fair trade anons, Slaking protects them if necessary I bet.

>>39456056
>How could you bully a Pokemon for who they are?
That Snorlax was in my way.

>>39456056
>How could you bully a Pokemon for who they are?
Its moving less also means it has a slower metabolism, therefore needs less food, obviously it isn't genetically predisposed to be incapable of feeding itself.

>>39456056
IIRC Slakings are lazy bullies who punch really hard when they get mad

>>39456056
So you are saying we should accept this Pokemon protection racket by this Slaking because "that's what they do"


nah fuck you it's an asshole.

>>39456098
>>39456099
Slaking didn't do nothin' wrong.

>>39456099
>protection racket
Not like these monkeys are landlocked with stores or whatever, they could just leave.

>>39456125
Except that they would have to displace the other pokemon living in other places?

>>39456167
There are probably like a gazillion pokemon everywhere, I'm sure they could fit a couple dozen more.

>>39456056
Everyone is picturing Slaking as a male. Therefore the Pokemon is a bully and wrong by default.

>>39456192
Iunno. There's lime a gorillion of them.

>>39456124
Slangking Din Do Nuffen he wa a good boy.

So the consensus is to spank a monkey?

>>39456293
Maybe we should let Vance do it, he should have more experience.

>>39456293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

>>39455852
>abandon all our goals and tend to the Slaking leader's every whim

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The crew freezes up, whispering at Meloetta to come back. She ignores everyone. You say nothing as she floats on and smacks the massive Pokemon on the nose.

It roars up furiously!

The others stir up. They don’t make aggressive moves, but they’re watching intently. You’re not sure if they think you’re not a threat, if they have some sort of honor code, or if it’s something else. If they all gang up on you, it could get hairy.

The leader of the pack is easily the largest. It swats at Meloetta, sending her flying into a tree.

Meloetta floats out, looking stunned both at it’s power, and audacity. She shakes her head and goes into a fighting pose right in front of you.

It’s a good thing you spent a few nights studying legendaries and specifically focusing on Meloetta. You have a good idea about some of the moves she probably knows. You also know she can transform using a song, but your understanding is that they don’t know the move to do it usually, and some researchers think it’s just a myth.

>Teeter Dance! Confuse it and all the rest!
>Sing! Put it to sleep
>Psybeam! Use your
>Wake-up slap! Smack it around!
>Acrobatics! Maybe that think is a fighting type!
>Role Play! Something that strong must have a great ability!
>Guess a move she might have (specify) http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/648.shtml
>Something else

>>39456293
it always reach around to back to sex jokes

>>39456373
Seconding this.

>>39456373
I dont think Kat can take the knot

>>39456392
>Sing! Put it to sleep
Might be extra effective against this lazy ass.

>>39456425
Not with that attitude.

>>39456392
>Sing! Put it to sleep

>>39456392
use your what gobble?!?

>>39456392
>Sing! Put it to sleep

>>39456459
Enitre two litre bottle of coke, man.
The whole thing.

>>39456392
>It could get hairy
Quit monkeying around. These puns are bananas.

>>39456392
>Teeter Dance! Confuse it and all the rest!

>>39456392
>Sing! Put it to sleep

>>39456392
>>Teeter Dance! Confuse it and all the rest!
then watch them trample each other.

>>39456392
I oughta have you know this is entirely Meloetta's fault for not displeasing her overlord.

>>39456392
Oh, and Teeter Dance. Make them all chimp o- woooooah, no.

>>39456392
>Teeter Dance! Confuse it and all the rest!

>>39456392
>Teeter Dance! Confuse it and all the rest!

>>39456517
er, lose the not there.

>>39456533
...so you're saying you ARE a Slaking?
FOUL DECEIVER!

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>>39456459
[Oops]

Now that I know Kat is a Pokemon bully she's lost a lot of her charm.

>>39456392
>Teeter Dance! Confuse it and all the rest!

>>39456554
First thing she did was take a lead pipe and go looking for Pokemon.

>>39456548
No, what I meant was that it was Meloetta's fault for displeasing her overlord. I just wrote not displeasing by accident.

>>39456554
>Kat a bully
>Didn't try and stop a legendary from doing whatever it wanted

...wut?

>>39456551
...that's not a clarification Gobble.

>>39456392
>Teeter Dance! Confuse it and all the rest!

>>39456586
He's telling the truth, you know. I helped him write that argument.

>>39456554
Go. Stay go.

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>>39456606
[User your typing]

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[Give me three d100 rolls please]

>>39456485
Shut up, Carlos.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>39456695

>>39456695

>>39456695
Clair, Robin, and Kat have a great time?

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>39456695

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>39456695

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>39456695

>>39456730
FFFFFF

>>39456712
put dice+1d100 in the options/email feild.

>>39456695
Is this the obligatory accuracy roll, since Teeter Dance can't fail, or for the confusion kicking in?

>>39456752
[Obligatory. I figure it's good to do it no matter what. Plus you never know when you'll have something in play that gives a slight boost/disadvantage.]

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“Do you think the other Slaking are going to jump us?” Jeanine backs up a little.

Vance steps in front of her and Clair. “It doesn’t look like it. At least, for now.”

You cup your hands and shout to the legendary Pokemon. “Meloetta! Use Teeter Dance!”

She glances back at you. From the look she’s giving you, she seems to trust your judgement. She quickly does the dance.

The Slaking watches as she twirls and teeters. His eyes glaze over, but he doesn’t really act at all. He just sort of sits there, loafing off.

Most of the others do too. A few look genuinely confused. One trips over itself. The majority though, just lay there, watching.

Meloetta looks furious at apparently not being taken seriously. She makes a noise at it. It sounds like an insult.

The humongous Slaking rises to it’s feet. It’s eyes spin a bit, but you can tell it’s about to do something very destructive.

>Sing! Put it to sleep
>Psybeam! Use your typing!
>Wake-up slap! Smack it around!
>Acrobatics! Maybe that think is a fighting type!
>Role Play! Something that strong must have a great ability!
>Guess a move she might have (specify) http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/648.shtml
>Pull her back. Maybe it’s not too late
>Something else

>>39456891
>Sing! Put it to sleep

>>39456891
>Psybeam! Use your typing!Putting it to sleep would be a strong move, but I don't think Meloetta would take it well.

>>39456891
>Sing! Put it to sleep

>>39456891
>Acrobatics! Maybe that think is a fighting type!

>>39456891
>satiate the angry Slaking before Meloetta gets hurt

>>39456891
>Perish song.

Kill them. Kill them all.

>>39456891
>Sing! Put it to sleep
Singing and then wake-up slap would be the best move here.

>>39456944
this

>Sing! Put it to sleep

>>39456891
>Sing! Put it to sleep

>>39456891
>Psybeam! Use your typing!

>>39456891
>Psybeam! Use your typing!

>>39456891
>Sing! Put it to sleep

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Rolled (1d00)

>>39457166
[Roll three 1d100 dice, please]

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>39457198
go meloetta! Don't be useless!

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39457198

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39457198

>>39457198

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>39457198
I'm too slow~

Rolled 21 (1d100)

[oops]

>>39457236
>>39457211
Looks like both Sleep and confusion hit.

>>39457220
>>39457223
Don't worry. At least you're not slow AND terrible at /tg/ like I am.

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Meloetta floats back an inch, intimidated by the huge Pokemon

“Meloetta! Use Sing!”

She opens her mouth, but the huge Pokemon moves first.

But it missed! Meloetta doesn’t even have to dodge. The Slaking just smacked a nearby rock instead, hurting it’s hand.

Meloetta spins and sings. It’s a beautiful, quick little song that puts Slaking and a few of his friends to sleep.

She snootily puts her hands on her hips and looks down at the sleeping Pokemon. She starts floating back towards you, obviously unimpressed with the lazy Pokemon.

>Well, it’s anti-climactic, but a good place to leave it. Let’s go.
>No way! Those bullies need to learn a lesson! Wake-up slap!
>Psybeam! Get some hits in while it sleeps
>See if she knows Perish Song. Those Slaking aren’t going anywhere
>Something else

>>39457442
>No way! Those bullies need to learn a lesson! Wake-up slap!

>>39457442
Dammit she's cute.

>>39457442
>See if she knows Perish Song. Those Slaking aren’t going anywhere

>>39457442
>Well, it’s anti-climactic, but a good place to leave it. Let’s go.
"Those philistines don't know the first piece of fine culture and art! Come, Meleotta, and let us leave these ignorant masses for those who would appreciate our works!"

>>39457442
>No way! Those bullies need to learn a lesson! Wake-up slap!

>>39457480
of course she is.

>>39457442
>No way! Those bullies need to learn a lesson! Wake-up slap!
And then Clair can impress on them the good message here

>>39457442
>No way! Those bullies need to learn a lesson! Wake-up slap!

>>39457487
I think we'd need a roll to say that with a straight face

>>39457487
>on her hips and looks down at the sleeping Pokemon. She starts floating back towards you, obviously unimpressed with the lazy Pokemon.


this is perfect

>>39457514
I'd roll with it.

Hah

>>39457442
>Well, it’s anti-climactic, but a good place to leave it. Let’s go.

>>39457442
>No way! Those bullies need to learn a lesson! Wake-up slap!

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[Quick re-vote. 5 minutes, quote only. Remember it has to be an exact match]

>leave
>slap

>>39456739
I did, but I guess it didn't register.

>>39457655
>slap

>>39457655
>leave

>>39457655
>slap

>>39457655
>leave

>>39457661
It did, the missing one was mine. Didn't realize Num Lock was off when I used my keypad.

>>39457655
>slap

>>39457655
>slap

>>39457655
>slap

>>39457655
>leave

>>39457655
>slap

>>39457662
>>39457665
>>39457696
>>39457708
>>39457728
>>39457738
Slap

>>39457730
>>39457666
>>39457664
Leave

Slapping takes it.
This is why we need anarchy, not democracy!

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[another 3 1d100 rolls please]

>>39457771

>>39457764
democracy >>39452582

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>39457771

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39457771

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39457771

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>39457771

>>39457774
All of my fuckups today

Can you tell I'm an archivebro and not a regular /tg/bro yet?

>>39457830
But that was my fuckup, Anon
I put roll instead of dice because I'm retarded

>>39457863
That eases my pain at being a newb slightly.

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“How dare that philistine be so ignorant of fine culture and art. Meloetta, let’s teach those lazy bullies a lesson!”

Meloetta stops floating away, inspired to anger by your words. She turns around to face the sleeping Pokemon.

“Wake-up slap!”

Meloetta lines up her palm and delivers an incredible slap to the sleeping Pokemon.

Despite the casual way she used it, it’s still a powerful blow. It looked extremely effective.

The huge Slaking roars up once again. It furiously beats it’s chest. It’s hurt, but somehow even a super-effective move like that from a legendary didn’t put it down. It must be really durable!

The other Slaking stir up again. They’re slowly becoming less asleep, confused, and lethargic. They’re getting worked up.

>Sing! Put it to sleep again!
>Psybeam! Try to get some distace
>Wake-up slap! It’s super effective!
>Acrobatics! Use your flight
>Guess a move she might have (specify) http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/648.shtml
>Perish Song! That’ll teach them!
>No way. Time to run.
>Something else

>>39457934
>Sing! Put it to sleep again!

>Perish Song! That’ll teach them!

>>39457934
>Perish Song! That’ll teach them!

>>39457934
>Sing! Put it to sleep again!
second verse same as the first.

>>39457934
>Psybeam! Try to get some distace

>>39457934
>Sing! Put it to sleep again!

>>39457934
>>Guess a move she might have
Hyper Voice?

>>39457934
>Psybeam! Try to get some distace

>>39457985
>>39457977
Wouldn't that mean Meloetta would faint and be rendered vulnerable to capture?

That seems like a dick move.

>>39457934
>Psybeam! Try to get some distance

>>39457934
>Psybeam! Try to get some distance

>>39458019
Not if we get her out of here

>>39457934
>Guess a move she might have (specify)
Relic Song? Seems like ancient songs would be all up Meleotta's alley.

>>39458019
We are working our way into her good graces, not getting her with a sucker punch.