>>39511955
Roll it in a cup.
Stick it in a dice tower.
Actually roll it, rather than just dropping it on the table.

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>>39511992
I roll the shit out of them, man. I don't know what's wrong with my technique. I roll them so hard praying I won't roll below 10 just this one time.

>tfw cursed by the dice gods

>>39511955
SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL/VIRGINS/ANIMALS/BABIES/MODELS TO US!

>>39511955
It's all about random chance and there's nothing you can do.

Keep it quiet.

>>39512074
Try rolling using the dice app here. You'll see if it's your technique or something else.

>>39511955
If you roll them properly and even lucky dice won't work well, I don't know how to say this but I'm so sorry bro. You truly are cursed with shit luck.

Try to play cards and see how that works on your love life.

Use a system with a dice pool, like WoD or GURPS

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Rolling for OP never rolling anything but 1 ever in his miserable life.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39512159
If you insist

>>39512255
I remind you of my earlier, clearly neccesary, commandment.

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>>39512255

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>>39512255
I told ya...

>>39512255
well at least you got double dubs OP.

>>39512255
I'm impressed, OP.

Try playing roll-under systems.

>>39512255
Well, I'll be damned. With your luck, I figure you should switch to a roll-under system. You'd be aces in GURPS.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39512255
Try it again

Find the gypsy that cursed you and beg her to lift it

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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39512304

>>39512255
Ouch.

>>39512338
Some darker forces are at play here. Something must've cursed this poor soul.

Have you killed a bunch of puppies or what have you done to deserve this?

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>>39512338
I don't know what I did to deserve this.

>>39512338
[curse continues]

Sorry, OP, you may need to sacrifice a goat or something like >>39512319

Have you insulted gypsies lately? Ever angered a disheveled homeless person? Made a deal with the devil?

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If the dice gods have cursed you with failure, then goddamnit play up that failure!

Make characters that are total klutzes. Always volunteer to roll at any opportunity if just for the sake of "it'll be fun".

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39512255
Here, let me try.

>>39512338
Okay, so to continue the experiment, try like a d100 if you were playing one of the 40k RPGs. Shoot for under 30.

>>39512338
i want you to try again but this time say this "bitch aint shit but hoe's and tricks sucked on these nutz and licked a dick" repeat that when you roll

>>39512377

You should listen to this guy >>39512293 you'd be unstoppable in GURPS or BESM.

>>39512338
this is amazing

>>39512338
Attempt a roll-under system. Think of getting a higher roll and roll away!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39512338
Ouch.

>>39511955
Anon, I'm sorry, but you were written as the joke character.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39512255
>>39512338
this thread can't be real right?

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>39512381
I must have wronged somebody. Even my good die have been terrible to me

>>39512383
That's what I've fallen back on. I end up being the comedic foil of the group usually, even when I have a cool character all planned out for him

>>39512408
>>39512417
I said the magic words

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>>39512439

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39512439
Nah, it's just chance for us. OP's the one cursed.

You need to do as I did and weaponize your unluck as a gaze attack. I have done so and when the GM rolls in under my gaze it jinxes him. It is a great power that you must use responsibly.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39512461
>>39512462
y-yeah

>>39512457
you nigger if i caught this from you i will FIND you

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39512475
I'm sorry, anon. I don't know whether it's contagious.

>>39512457
not a bad roll but not a good one pretty neutral

try again your luck might be changing

>>39512475
>you nigger if i caught this from you i will FIND you
Getting angry sounds like a great way to inherit the curse.

>>39512457
Are you a religious person? Perhaps you must fast and pray for forgiveness.

>>39512457
Well, that isn't TERRIBLE per say, but still pretty shit. That would be like a 7 or so on a d20. So it kind of worked? Try saying it louder, maybe some interpretive dance?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39512496
Oh God no.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

I got this.

>>39511955
Don't play martial classes. Play spell casters where you don't need to roll to cast dat spell.

I remember in the rpg game that Yugi plays at the end of YGO season 0 having a system where two d10 dice with different colors are rolled to determine a number between 00-99. Needless to say critical and fumbles were reversed so that 00 was super critical and 99 was super critical. Are Jap systems usually like this or is it just YGO shit (there's even ygo out there where 6 is the worst possible outcome)?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39512509
IT BETTER NOT FUCKING BE CONTAGIOUS I SWEAR

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39512509
He just needs to calm down.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Giving away good luck, for free, no charge attached, completely gratis.
For what goes around comes around.

>>39512514
>some interpretive dance?

that made me kek

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39512552
>>39512549

what the fuck.

Rolled 5, 3, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6, 6, 2, 5 = 41 (10d6)

>>39512457
Now try rolling several dice at once. For instance, 10 d6s, counting 2 or lower as a success.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39512549
>>39512552
Let us roll the curse away!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

to brake OP curse

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Here we go. Hope I haven't caught the curse.

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Rolled 3, 6, 5, 5, 6, 2, 4, 1, 3, 1 = 36 (10d6)

>>39512496
I swear. I don't know how this always happens.

>>39512549
>>39512552
>Two consecutive d20s
Yes. Let me absorb that luck. I need it so badly

>>39512566

>>39512525
Whoops 99 is super FUMBLE. My mistake.

>>39512569
Let's not include me?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39512581
3/10... Thats.. Fuckin terrible.

Rolled 4, 4, 6, 1, 2, 6, 1, 4, 2, 1 = 31 (10d6)

>>39512581
Damn, you definitely need more energy.

>>39512552
I NEED IT ANON.

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>>39512496
Oh god, you need serious help anon..

Rolled 2, 2, 6, 5, 3, 5, 6, 4, 1, 6 = 40 (10d6)

>>39512602
Everyone roll for OP!

>>39512581
you can do it brake the chains that bind you

>>39512581
This is not a low rolling curse. This is a failure curse. Get away from us. It might spread.

>Roll to exorcise the Daemon from OP

>>39512581
>mfw its not just low rolls, its actually a curse of failure

ABANDON THREAD GET OUT

>>39512622
ROLLIN

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39512613
I BELIEVE!

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39512622
OUT FROM HIM, DAEMON!

BEGONE!

Rolled 4, 3, 6, 3, 2, 4, 4, 2, 4, 5 = 37 (10d6)

>>39512581
Stuff like this is why I think the people who claim there's no such thing as bad luck are only fooling themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39512622

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39512650
>>39512653
It's too late for me, anons. Save yourselves

>>39512581
All right, now that that's out of the way, here's what you do:

-Recreate the conditions of your average sessions, as best as you can manage.
-Take your d20 and roll it. Again and again and again.
-With each roll, remember what you did, and what result came out.
-Repeat until you figure out which part of your rolling technique is causing you to roll low.

Or, if you feel desparate enough to cheat, grease the sides of the dice opposite the numbers 1-5.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>39512662
>>39512650
>>39512622
EVERYONE TOGETHER.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39512665
We're not giving up on you yet OP!
Turn Evil Dice!
>>39512650
Better have a high cleric level.

>all the bad rolls in this thread
plebs
this was all a ruse
thanks for creating this thread, OP
now i can syphon your and anons' luck to power my own!
mwahahaha

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>>39512679
PRAISE BE

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39512665
Don't worry about us.

>>39512665
Roll 5 d20s. Now.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39512665
OP. EVEN IF YOU FALL. EVEN IF YOU FAIL. WE WILL BE THERE TO PICK YOU UP.

DON'T GIVE IN.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Spirit of the d20, on a scale from 1 to 20, how angry are you?

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39512653
>>39512650
>a 4 and a 2 success roll

>>39512665
>OP ROLLS ANOTHER 4

>>39512679
>>39512692
What kind of mattress actress as you?

>>39512676
Even the most of the exorcism rolls are low. This is only making it more angry. Stop now.

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Rolled 12, 19, 1, 5, 14 = 51 (5d20)

>>39512679
>>39512692
>>39512694
5 d20s? Oh this should be a laugh

so this is the new dubs thread except with d20s?

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

Rolling to siphon energy from OP and take his curse unto myself.

I swear you will be freed this day.

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Rolled 115 (1d1000)

>>39512688
OUT, DAEMON!

>>39512696
>critical fail on picking OP up.

Roll again to confirm.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39512696
Goddamn it, don't tell me what to do!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39512700
In most d100 systems, the lower the better.

>>39512665
ROLL OP DO IT!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

you silly boys

>>39512715
OP what is WRONG with you.

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>>39512715
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 6, 19, 18, 18, 19 = 80 (5d20)

>>39512710
Ouch. Try again, maybe?
>>39512711
Snap.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39512713
i reject your puny attempts, mortal
all of your luck will be mine soon

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39512714
Well?

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Rolled 471 (1d10000)

OUT FOUL BEAST, BEGONE!

Roll electronically. That's what I do. Random number generators are more random than dice, particularly good RNG.

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Rolled 15, 19, 7, 17, 16 = 74 (5d20)

>>39512712
But if you're trying to siphon the curse from me shouldn't you have rolled low?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Ok anon.

I'll do my ritual and after that your bad luck will dissapear, forever.

Giotto!
Ornstein!
Outer Gods!
Dreadnought!

Lasombra!
Ur-Golem!
Cthulhu!
Kraken!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39512742
I cast dismissal on you Daemon!

PREPARE YOUR WILL SAVE.

>>39512710
See? You can roll higher than 5 on a d20. Now practice rolling it in real life.

>>39512748
... In attempting to exorcise the demon, instead of you let some of its evil into your own mind. Roll me a will save.

>>39511955
Fuck I got really excited thinking this was a britbongsteros thread.

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39512762
No.

My work here is done.

Go forth my young friend, you have a full life ahead of you. May the rolls be with you.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39512771
Oh shittttttt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

Rolled 20 (1d20)

ALL OF YOU, HEAR ME!

I shall save this poor wretch's soul, by taking on his curse as my own!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39512759
Electronic rolls won't help him if he doesn't understand chaos.

>>39512713
>>39512754
>>39512766
Please stop, for the good of all of us.

>>39512780
By the gods...

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39512788
Take a joke, dude.

>>39512792
Good luck, you'll need it.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39512780
This anon siphoned the curse from you OP.

DO NOT FORGET HIM.

>>39512792
A paladin doth enter the scene!

Rolled 5, 11, 12, 3, 20 = 51 (5d20)

>>39512766
rekt
there's nothing you can do
>>39512754
double rekt
>>39512780
fool, even if you take his curse, i can still cast one on him again

thanks for all your luck guys
i'll be here all day if you decide to give me some more

>>39512787
... siiiiiiigggh.

The demon's powers have affected you. The curse has transferred itself to you.

Jesus fucking christ anon. Roll me another will.

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39512780
>That roll
Holy shit you really did siphon it. Thank you, anon. Atlast I'm free. I'll never forget you.

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>>39512792

>>39512812
Roll-Under!
Luck becomes stable!
ZA WARUDO!

>>39512836
I curse you again.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39512825
anon, I quit life.

As for the roll, well?

>>39512836
>10
>10
>10

IT HAPPENED. OP IS FREE

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39512812
Rolling to redeem the demon into sharing its luck with others.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39512850
Roll for anti-curse

>>39511955
Have you tried praying to Nemesis?

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>>39512712
>>39512762
>>39512780
Did

Did anon just save OP?

>>39512836
>MFW OP IS SAVED BY A WILD PALADIN AND CAN ROLL ABOVE 5

BUT AT WHAT COST

Rolled 77629 (1d100000)

>>39512846
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20 (20d1)

>>39512861
Roll for re-curse

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39512812
Roll to seduce the daemon

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>>39512836
I do not fear critical failures.

My faith will guide me through this curse, its the least I can do to help another on my path.

Let's all celebrate OP's freedom with the rolls of 20!

What if you tried rolling multiple d20s on the board OP at once. You know. Instead of watching people dip around.

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39512850
>>39512861

>>39512851
The curse will be limited to dice only, not extending itself into everyday life things like tripping on curbs.

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39512872
A hero never backs down!

>>39512891
rekt

Everyone who rolls less than 11 in the posts after this one is also cursed now

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolling for OP's freedom.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39512900
:^)

>>39512891
Another falls to the demon, the poor soul.

>>39512872
If this were a quest thread, I'd narrate your spectacular failure. But I won't, because this is a better place than that.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39512900

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>>39512665
>>39512338
>>39512255

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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39512891
Remember this friend, everyone fails now and then.

Its the failures we fight through and keep rolling after that make us the heroes we dreamed of being in our youth.

Do not take one mistake as a condemnation, rather take it as the promise that a new day will dawn on the morrow.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39512900
give me the curse, I'm playing Dark Heresy, so I need low numbers.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39512872
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>39512891
PROBABILITY IS FALLING APART!
OP, SAVE YOURSELF!

>>39512914
>not getting the joke

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39512900
Heh, I'll just roll a bigger dice.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39512909
He's already freed, dude.

>>39512900
Uh oh.

>>39512891
>>39512900
I already rolled to check where I am. This was me >>39512885

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39512900
thats not how it works the OP's curse was taken onto another

>>39512891
BURN HIM, BURN THE FALSE ONE

>>39512928
But it's not a curse of low rolls anon, its a curse of failure.

>>39512935
Damn, I only barely made it.
That's a wrap, I guess.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39512944
Rolling to burn.

>>39511955
In Numenera, one of the possible character-creation aspects you can choose is "Foolish", which basically gives you 5e's "advantage" on every d20 roll

Could look into homeruling something like that

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39512948
Come forth curse, I don't fear you!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

OP. Now that you are free, you must make it your duty to slay the god of probability and take his place.

>>39512930
I understand the attempt at humor. I just don't find it entertaining.

Reply to this post with rolls my sons, I will absolve you of your sins and grace you with the spin of the dice you need.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39512980
Give me your strength!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39512980
rolling to curse everything

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39512980
Tripfag be praising.

>>39512990
See my children, all strength stems from the true source.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39511955
gotta believe

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39512980
What proof can you bring to me that you are more than just another false prophet spouting his lies about mercy and absolution?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39512980
OP here. Let's see where I stand after all this cursing and blessing going on

>>39513004
>>39512998
>>39512994
>>39512992
>>39512990
What more proof do you need?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39512997
rolling to invert rolls

from now on high is low and low is high

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39512980

>>39513013
YOU DID IT! YOU BROKE YOUR LIMIT OF 5!

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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39513013
fuck. One more time.

>>39513013
>everyone gifted high rolls by prophet
>OP still rolls shit

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39513019
Give me a blessing, so that your preaching may ring true in my ears.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

rolling to undo this entire thread

>>39513013
>not lower than a 5

You got it OP.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39513039
They're better than what they were at the beginning of this thread.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39513044
Get reked.

Rolling to archive this thread

>>39513038
OP, don't believe in your roll!
Believe in us that believe in the prophet that believes in us that believe in you!
Let me see you roll that crit!

>>39513043
First you must prove yourself.

Kill the beast who doth roll below 5 >>39513044

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39513051
see
>>39513020

Critical success

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39513054
Y-You want me to roll a c-crit?

>>39513064
See
>>39513056

>>39513079
That is a crit for OP, though. His limit before was 5. 6 is better.

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39513056
I do not take slaying lightly, Prophet.

But a scourge less in the world is worthy of raising my hand.

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>>39513079
The powers that be literally will not allow OP to roll a 5 or below now

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39513079
You can do it OP.

Rolling to help OP

>>39513079
KEEP GOING!
YOU CAN GO BEYOND SIX!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39513079
>MFW OP IS STILL ROLLING ABOVE 5

good enough.

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

Beast here

Rolling to summon anime spammers and /d/eviants

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39513079
Okay guys, I've got it this time.

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>>39513101
Yes... good

Truly you are worthy of calling yourself a paladin of our new order.

>>39513128
IT HAS BEEN DONE

>>39513129
ONLY OP CAN ROLL HIS CRIT!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

I wanna roll in an epic thread

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39513130
faggot

actually, you know what, gimme some of your luck too, bastard

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Rolling to kill Prophet

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39513165
No, please!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39513165
Rolling to defend the prophet

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39513107
>>39513115
>>39513129
I swear to RNGesus I'm not giving up now. I've already broken out of the 5 zone.

>>39513165
Rolling to stop you

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39513165

NOT ON MY WATCH!

>>39513172
>>39513174
>>39513178
THREE STRIKES

GAME OVER

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39513178
My success will transfert to you, OP

>>39513191
>>39513190
It's not enough!
This is our darkest hour!

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39513178
Remember me, REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU!


ROLLING TO FUSE WITH OP

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39513178
>rolled all those 6's

Wait.... OP IS THE DAEMON THE WHOLE TIME.

ABANDON THREAD.

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>>39513191

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39513204
AID ANOTHER!
Rolling to fuse with OP!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39513172
>>39513174
>>39513178
>>39513179
fags

cough up your luck, nerds

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39513204
Psh, I'll help too.

rolling to FUSE with OP!

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>>39513224

Rolled 2 (1d20)

rolling to take the Prophet's place and ascend to RNGodhood

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39513190
>>39513204
>>39513217
>>39513228
IF I ROLL ANYTHING ABOVE A 15 THE BEAST DIES AND PROPHET STABILIZES

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39513224
Roll for scrutiny to see who touched you as a child

>>39513233
Curses! Foiled again!

FELIX YOU NIGGER HAND OVER THE LUCK YOU STOLE

>>39513250
THE CURSE RETURNS

YESSSSSS

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39513250
>>39513257
DOUBLE OR NOTHING

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39513250
all is lost, all my work for nothing.


You have failed me, my son...

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39513267
>>39513274
SO CLOSE, AND YET YOU FAIL

YOUR FAILURES GIVE ME STRENGTH, REROLLING TO ASCEND TO RNG

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39513267
This has been fun.

Good luck OP, you have it now.

As a parting gift, take this roll. You will need it for the time to come.

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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39513274
Time...to die....

>>39513292
GOD FUCKING FUCK

2 AGAIN


FUCKING PROPHET

MIGHT AS WELL OFF MYSELF, FUCK

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39513298
I got caught up in the moment I guess. Fuck

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39513257
casting a divine spell to bind The Beast for the rest of eternity.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39513310
Was fun fucking around with you faggots, see you later

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39513310
Atleast I took you down with me

where has the prophet gone? Where did our light go?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39513334
Although I really would have liked to get atleast one good roll in this thread. I guess luck takes a long time to heal though

>>39513267
Wait, you motherfucker!
Aid Another gave OP advantage!
Which means his roll
WAS ACTUALLY AN 11!

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>>39513333
How DO you turn this thing on?

>>39513350
Shit, pointed at the wrong guy.
But OP!
YOU DID IT
AT LEAST ONCE!

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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39513349
You did roll a 19 though.

Too bad it wasn't enough to stave off the skeleton assault.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39513349
holy fuck

Here, take this roll, you'll need it

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39513369
I wanted to save the Prophet. Here's one last roll to see if I can muster up anything at all and bring him back to life. If only one time

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

It's been many posts since a 20 was rolled.

Perhaps the dice gods have abandoned this plane of existence?

Maybe we're all cursed to live a life of mediocrity and failure instead of success?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39513393
Dead beast here, might as well help.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

somebody call for a 20?

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39513393
Rolling to put OP out of his misery.

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

Katami, Wakachita, Yagadanse

Rolled 15 (1d20)

plebs

Rolled 11 (1d20)

If I roll the sacred 20, I hereby invert OP's luck and grant him great rolls for all time

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39513421
I'll do it for you. Watch me get a nat 20 on this

Rolled 11 (1d20)

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD ROLLS GONE

AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS?


WHERE'S THE TABLE-WISE DM TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS?

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

Katami, Wakachita, Yagadanse

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39513457
ISN'T THERE A WHITE KNIGHT ATOP A FIERY STEED?


LATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND TURN, AND DREAM OF WHAT I NEED

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39513457
Did you call my son?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Rolling to make OP roll a 7

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39513479
I NEED A TWENTY!

I'M HOLDIN OUT FOR A TWENTY TILL THE END OF THE FIGHT

ITS GOT TO BE HIGH AND ITS GOT TO BE NAT

AND ITS GOT TO END THE FIGHT!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39513485
My rolls shall only raise higher.

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

Katami, Wakachita, Yagadanse

ROLLAN FOR 1
dice+1d20

Rolled 2 (1d2)

PAY TRIBUTE TO COIN FLIP GOD
CHECK MY 1

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39513522
>>39513471
>>39513432
Kiraboshi my fellow Crux member.

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

I invoke Slaanesh to bless me with a 20 and end this madness so that it may be replaced with a new mania.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>39513527
DARK FORCES ARE AT PLAY
CHECK MY 2

>>39513548
>>39513527
SURELY A 2 WILL BE MINE THIS FINAL ATTEMPT

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39513523
Fuck.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39513546
Silly fool. Slaneesh has no power here.

Oh great god of Keikaku grant me a roll.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

I steal your high rolls op.

>>39513563
>no roll at all
Jesus Christ

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39513539
KIRABOSHI

>>39513569
6, all according to Keikaku.

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>>39511955

You are cursed, but the curse is simple to undo.

first, you must do research. Look at all the various bad luck/ill-fortune/poverty curses out there, Identify the one that most closely matches your situation, and find the appropriate remedy.

(Don't worry about which culture the curses come from. Mystically speaking, curses with related effects are very similar in structure, hence a good counter will be effective against most if not all.)

Inscribe/apply said remedy to a cup, dice tower, whatever, and use this warded vessel to roll your dice forevermore.

Now go forth, my child, and crit like a motherfucker.

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Rolled 7 (1d20)

ONE

LAST


ROLL

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39513582
Ginga Bishonen here! Gonna stop your plan!

Roll.

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39513595
I give up, nothing matters anymore.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>this thread
I got a bad feeling about this scoob

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39512980

dice+1d20

Unto Thee we put our faith, Blessed One

Spiral staircase
Rhinoceros beetle
Ruins street
Fig tart
Rhinoceros beetle
Via dolorosa
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Giotto
Angel
Hydrangea
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Secret emperor

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39513604
APPRIVOSE

>>39512980

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39513639
nah.

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

I invoke he who should not be invoked.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39513639
APPRIVOSEU

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39513635
IT'S TIME

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39513665

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39513665
Sup?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

He waits with the walls, waits within the walls

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39513165

Rolling to stop your sinful ass

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

Surely this curse can't be infectous.
..Right?

We're doomed.

>>39512778
And I'm here because I was looking for that in the archives to see if there was another thread happening.

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39513728
CHOSEN ONE

He is coming

He is coming

Rolled 1 (1d20)

Rolling for 12 also if dubs OP gets a +1 circumstance bonus to his next three rolls

>>39513728
Real human bean.
>>39513741
kek

He is coming

>>39513752
>dat Shion
oh my

Rolled 11 (1d20)

All shall suffer the eternal darkness and be swept from this world into an inescapable fate.

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39513741
Aagh!

Run for you lifes and burn your dice. We must stop the infection

>>39513755
>>39513768
>>39513779
He is coming

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39513669
>>39513654
What now, ginga bishounen?

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>>39513799
>>39513779
>>39513768
>>39513755
Mr. Dice told me to tell you he won't come this evening but surely tomorrow.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39513851
>>39513800
Such power... Need to fight harder! Take this!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Same as>>39513728

I HEREBY ROLL TO BANISH THE FOUL DAEMON FOREVER!

IMPERATOR VULT!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

I'm crashing this thread

>>39513887
Looks like we've got a lot of survivors

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39513887

YOU WILL NOT!

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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39513877

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>All these rolls.

The dice gods have an odd sense of humour

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39513905
Gah! That was a good hit. But I won't give in!

Uhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Rolled 4, 6, 5, 5, 4, 2 = 26 (6d6)

>>39513747
Probably at the weekend anon

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Rolled 5 (1d20)

One Last Roll.

If it goes well, you shall be destroyed, along with all the evil the Foul One casted in this thread!

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

>>39513989
Confirmed for Ginga Imposter

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39513989
I WILL PENETRATE YOU WITH MY THROBBING LANCE

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Noth͟in͝g c̷̛ą҉n̶͞͠ bͬ͌̇e͓̗̤̱̞̓́͂ d̴̢͢ò̵̵n̡͝͡é. i̭̱̠̦̹̹ͭ͗̑̏̔̆ͩ͊ț̱̪̜̻̣̘̦̟͂ͨ͒̄͞ ̢̯͈̪̺͙̱̌̉̀i̶̢̛͙̪̩̞̱͎͎ͦ̃s͖̲̖̝̦͌̉̔͋̓͗̕ t̸̨́̀͝o̶o̴̡̕҉ l̡̲̰̗̣̬̯̳̹͔̯͙͙͔̠̺̤̼͞ͅà̷͕̠͍̝͡͝t҉̼̲͚͡e̴̵͕͚̭̟͎͕͖̙̖̱̝̠̪͈̪

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Chase Cunningham at your service