uhhh
bump?

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>39597586
It's a slow board, and I'm late so people'll take time to filter in. No need to bump so soon.

>>39597403
>Alert
-You have one turn before AlphaCorp residents are identified.
-Military testing will conclude next turn.

>What do?

>Turn 19
>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.
>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>>E. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>>F. Scavenge for raw materials.
>>>>>>G. Your choice
>Resources: 1
>Loot: 0

Current Pop 1000
>>>>>Food: Very Good.
>>>>>Water: Very Good.
>>>>>Medicine: Moderate.
>>>>>Morale: Good.
>>>>>Armaments: Very Good.
>>>>>Military: 300
>>>>>Fuel: Moderate.
>>>>>Reputation level: Well-Defended Caravan Town. Silvertongued PARTIERS.
>>>>>Infrastructure: Fortified Township++. Water Pipe Taps. Aquifer Tap. Water Distillery. Survivor Hydroponic+Aquaponic Facility. Gragnath Pens. Limited Armament Production [Salvaged]. MyzCorp Research Suite. Class B+ Supercomputer. MAD Underground Hot Baths.
>>>>>Defenses: WhiteWood Coalition Sensor Suite. Early Warning Sniper Nests+. Auto-Turret Network++. MG Pillbox Network+. Booby Traps+.
>>>>>Vehicles: 3 Spider Cargo Crawlers.
>>>>>>Power: Salvaged Biofuel Generator. City Power Grid.
>>>>>>Materials: Construction Materials. Lumber [Plentiful]. Gragnath Hides [Plentiful]. Sheet Metal. Rebar Rockcrete [Plentiful]. Camouflage Materials [Extensive]. Various Monster Products [Lots/Extensive]. Computer Components [Moderate].
>>>>>>Weapons: ICorp Basic Security Armaments. ICorp Heavy Weapons Pack. ICorp Stealth Weapon Mods. Monsterbone Melee Weapons. Mil-Spec Flamers [Limited]. Anti-Materiel Rifles.
>>>>>>Ammunition Reserve: Moderate.
>>>>>>Armor: ICorp CorpSec Body Armor. ICorp Operator Armor [Limited]. Gragnath Hide. Plate [Improvised]. Chameleon Armor [Scarce]. Ghillie Suits. Camo-Cloaks [Limited].
>>>>>>Technology: Post-Apoc Improvised
>>>>>>Communications: Radio [Unencrypted, Limited]. Hardwired Sensor Network.

>>39597990
Ah, I was wondering when you'd show up. Lemme check last archive and see where we are at

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39597990
>>>>>>>E. Explore in a direction/something.
Let's try to find out what those steam pillars are before our shit gets wrecked again
>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
Maybe make it more comfortable or something?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>always late
- i say we build, build like the wind.
- design gyro copters (mad max style shouldnt be hard), we will retake the sky!
- Construct barracks for residents. to increase comfort, for parties naturally.
-

>>39597990
Do we need to devote any further actions to the ongoing monster research?

>>39598192
should be auto

>test

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>39598183
Apologies for that, but at least I'm /consistently/ late.

>>39598183
Due to critting on the research...your research elements are occupied, and you can't shift them from their focus.

Every time someone tries talking to them they just get yelled at through the microphone.

You can still perform research, but it won't be as effective.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

Last thread we opened up that armory we purchased but never actually opened.
-ICorp Garrison Armaments Package
-ICorp Stealther Systems
-ICorp Heavy Weapons Pack
-ICorp IGC Armor Crates

My vote is to have Sgt. Gunny train our military forces in their usage.

Likewise someone mentioned last thread we could improve our ammunition reserves by developing bullet production, something well within our reach as survivors/scavengers so that is my vote as well. It will allow us an additional bartering chip with caravans and will help us against monsters by letting troops use additional ammo freely.

Basic 1
Train with the new armory gear
Basic 2
Develop ammunition production

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39598192
It's going on its own for now, I'm not cruel enough to make you devote further actions to something like that when you only have 2 per turn.

>>39598261
Damn but the dice HATE you guys.

>Crit detected
>Train with the new armory gear.
[LOCKED]
>Develop ammunition production
[LOCKED]

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>39598261
You rolled a 1.
Bad things happen now. Cuthulu could eat our balls

>>39598261
damn man. INCOMING!!!!

>>39598261
>Train with the new armory gear
>Develop ammunition production
>Rolled 1

Well, this should be interesting.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39598261
fuck me. . .goddamit

>>39598133
>>39598183
Crits aside, improving the living conditions in the base is a good idea, baracks and improved quarters.

On the topic of Gyro Copters as survivors we aren't suited to jury rigging such as bandits might be, or design and manufacturing such as a corps might be.

But, if we get enough supplies we can purchase the manufacturing and the technological capability to research and produce them from caravans and the like. It's unlikely we'll be efficient or effective developing/producing them on our own (though we do have a recent science/research upgrade which would be tremendously helpful)

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39598261
Blatant critfish

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39598314

Survivors are experts at jury rigging shit, actually. They can't pull the same shit off that bandits can, because they actually give a fuck about safety...but they're seriously expert at making shit work.

They just can't /manufacture/ things from raw materials too well. Give a Survivor Engineer a couple old world cars, some biofuel, and time and he could make a copter out of it.

Though flying machines are quite advanced, so it'd require quite a bit of time.

>>39598183
>- design gyro copters (mad max style shouldnt be hard), we will retake the sky!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbwV-GWIZz8

>>39598404
oh really? Well that changes everything. That's awesome

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39598282

Anyway, calculating and writan'.

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>>39597403
HEY OP, game aside. i just wanted to give you props on this quest thread. been a lurker for many years, this is the first time ive posted in months, and my first quest thread. so points to you, my friend!
> could you quick summary of NPC's in camp? i forget whos who.

>>39598314
couple hundred people, a motor , seat, stick shift, throttle and a pipe with blades. I COULD almost build one. we got this twice over.

>>39598458
>>39598404
NIce.

I guess then our next goal should be to see if Alpha Corp can convert some raw materials we find into parts and pieces to supplement scavenged parts. We'll have a fleet of scout copters in no time!

>>39598404
>>39598420
>>39598429
>>39598458
>>39598494

GOAL: confirmed.
its official brothers, humanity will retake our skys, and rain heavenly death upon our enemy's!

>>39598556
It's fitting because we live in tall ruined skyscrapers too! Perfect aircraft platforms

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39598458

>Big Boss
A leadership oriented hero, but not really along a militaristic route because Survivors are not a combat oriented faction type.

>Resident Badass Rebecca
An older gal (though no one knows quite how old), she looks surprisingly young for her age. If it weren't for your parents' stories of her exploits you would never guess she was actually pretty damn old. She is very experienced in combat, and evidently knows how to use power armor. Is currently equipped with Bandit Pyro Power Armor, and twin MAD Plasma Spewer Regenerating Pistols.

Imagine hand-flamers that spew PLASMA and NEVER RUN OUT OF AMMO.

>Research Team
A research team of unknown origin and composition who you acquired through trade with the Freetech Traders Caravan.

>Quartermaster Gunny
The master of your civ's arsenal. Not much is known about him. Is rather old and grizzled, has been the master of the armory for as long as anyone can remember, and seems to know Rebecca rather well.

>Drill Sergeant Granyon
A Drill Sergeant acquired from the Freetech Trade Caravan, essentially nothing is known about him except that he runs FUCKING RIDICULOUS military aptitude tests.

>Freetech Trade Caravan
A rather large and prosperous trade caravan that your civ...bonded with under heavy influence of alcohol. They are permanently befriended.

Thank god, that bought me time to write this crit.

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>>39598570
my dream is a fleet of hindlike gunship/troop transports flying around paramilitary style. lightning raids and missions from the sky , ...maybe some kinda blimp working as semi-permanent overwatch.

>>39598711
Don't forget lots of artillery on our skyscrapers.

...and that we wouldn't be the only ones developing such tech, I suspect there are bandits out there who have the jump on us in this regard. They certainly do militarily

>>39598650
Thanks.

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>>39598760
guess what my SECOND goal plan was...

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>>39598711
Also fuck yeah, airships with big bombs and guns.

God knows how we'll make something like that, but it'll be something to consider at a later date when we're bigger.

Till then we'll have to improve our tech, manufacturing, resource gathering, and pop at every opportunity

>>39598760
I'm not sure if they would. I mean, they're each a fighter and a half, but aircraft require a support systems and logistics that quite frankly seem beyond them.

Speaking of which, we'll almost certainly need to massively ramp up our biodiesel production.

>>39598808
>tfw I've found my lost twin
You're not the same anon who also suggested clearing out areas of terrain around the base either are you?

>but aircraft require a support systems and logistics that quite frankly seem beyond them.
Oh believe me, they have at least in the other OP's setting this quest is based on.

Who needs logistics when you can raid and pillage anyway

>>39598879
Nope, that was me.

Also:
>Needing logistics when you have MADgic!Handguns you can use to power things.

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if i have my way, Ill honor our fathers and turn this rag tag tower of survivors into a lean mean , imperial guard stronghold! (spiffy commissars hats a priority)
- aeronautica, ad mec, artilry battalion, guardsmen, storm troopers, the works.

>>39598879

unfortunatly no, BUT i WAS thinking it. Join with me brother, lets turn these sheeps into wolves! *strike a pose*

>>39598953
Conversion from survivors into proper paramilitary?

Looks like Sgt. Gunny is gonna need help. We're gonna have to go look to recruiting officers!

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39598282

>Train with the new armory gear

"...Hey uhh...hey Sarge."

The massive bear of a man that is Drill Sergeant Granyon turned around to face your member.

"What is it, /recruit/? If you have something to say then state it in a succinct and timely manner. You will not dribble off on your sentences without clear expression of what you want."

"Sorry sir, we were just, uhhh, wondering if you would mind giving us a few pointers on how to use the new equipment we just opened up..?"

"Sir is used to refer to officer personnel only, recruit. Now what is this about new equipment?"

"Sergeant, the ICorp armory that we acquired. The Council finally got around to opening it."

"WHY on EARTH would they open this right when I was completing selecting my new students? They should've known that it was bound to cause distractions! Damn...well it seems I'll have to take this into my own hands."

>Drill Sergeant Granyon has occupied the Armory and seems to be getting along with Gunny.
>ICorp equipment is currently unavailable for distribution to general military personnel.

>>39598953
We could have started as Paramilitary for that actually, though we'd lack the suvivor bonuses we'd be enjoying. I still support that idea.

just for clarity: a) do were represent the leadership perspective or the general populous?
b) where is our camp situated? in a tower/group of towers, a street level building , a clearing surrounded by a chainlink fence, a concret fortifyed admin building?

>>39599031
>a) do were represent the leadership perspective or the general populous?
Whichever you want when you make a dialogue post. Though it is suggested that unless you think you have a good argument best let the heroes do the talking by telling them to convince/negotiate.

but yeah, you can do anyting.

"Hey bob"

"Hey jim"

"Beautiful day to not be eaten by monsters"

"You bet jim"

"Stop slacking and get back to work"

"Yes boss. . .

>>39599030
didnt know that, jumped in late night on last thread, OP caught my interest quick with his casual attitude and playful nature....also zom/mon/survivor/convoy orgy party

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>39599022

>Develop ammunition production

"Hey Michael."

"Hey Torg."

"Whatcha up to there?"

"Oh, just fiddling around with the armament line. Council wants to improve the ammunition manufacturing capabilities. I'm having a bit of trouble with it though...so many different shell types, you know?"

"Well, you know what'd help with that?"

"What?"

"Having examples of all of them right in front of you!"

"...There's no way you have that kind of sway with Gunny."

"Just you watch, my friend."

>Ammunition stash has been moved to Armament Production [Salvaged]

>>39599130
>Torg
Oh god

if we can control the immediate area, through clearing debre and opening line of sight, auto and manned firepower from the walls, arty upto a couple kliks, and general air/armored response we can then focus on projecting force throughout the surrounding areas and securing new territory.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39599130

Several hours later...

"Damn, that really did help man. Good fucking idea. You didn't really need to bring then entire ammunition store here though, you could've just brought samples of each."

"Well you know how salvaged and reloaded ammunition can be, besides it's only like...3/4s of it. I just wanted to make sure you'd get it working right."

"Well, at least I did /that/. Heh, think the Council'll like it?"

"Hellz yeah they will. You want to do the honors?"

"Fuck yeah I do."

>Armament Production has been OVERCLOCKED
>AMMUNITION RESERVES ARE BEING OVERLOADED

----

"So dude, do you really think it's a good idea to take a smoke outside the ammo dump?"

"Chillax man, it's fucking fine. Not like we've got enough in there for anything real troublesome to happen anyway?"

"Wait, what's that clinking noise?"

>WARNING
>WWAARRNNIINNGG

>>39599218
That is the plan. Easier said than done though as even if we complete the hurdle of controlling the ground surface, there's also the underground to contend with. And the monsters down there

>>39599243
>WARNING
Incoming game?

>>39599243
no

merely survival isnt enough, we must dominate.
>>39599256
true, im thinking...
guardsmen - ground (eventual vehicle support and arty needed)
stormtrooper/heavy infantry - underground ( heavy gear and sensor, domesticated predator beasts etc)
air power/paratroopers - search and raid/rapid deploy

>>39599315
To start with, we'll likely have to reach a point where we are wealthy enough to either hire/integate such troops/mercs into our fold, or get in league with an actual paramilitary

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39599243

And then the world exploded...again.

>Acquired trait: EXPLOSIONS!!!!

>Ammunition reserves have detonated
>Ammunition reduced to: Very Low
>Armament Production [Salvaged] has been wrecked.

>News
-Drill Sergeant Granyon reports that he'll be taking charge of the ICorp Armory and training those he approves for military service in their use
-Military testing will occupy a further 3 turns

>Alerts
-25 members have been injured in the Ammo explosion they are receiving medical attention now.

>Incoming transmission from AlphaCorp tower and the Big Boss. Accept report, or wait until they return physically?
>[This will have varying affects on what you get out of first contact.]

>>39599315
>>39599361
>merely survival isnt enough, we must dominate.
I couldn't agree anymore!

>>39599361
dream big or go home. we know where were going, now we just need to take the steps to get there. ^_^

>>39599381
>Accept Report

>>39599381
> Storing ammunition all in one place
We deserved this.

>>39599381
accept report

begin damge control , double time, i want fire control teams and search n rescue volunteres NOW!

>>39599381
>Incoming transmission from AlphaCorp tower and the Big Boss. Accept report, or wait until they return physically?
I suggest . . .against it.

I don't know why, but sometihng doesn't feel right. And not just because Alpha Corp and the bandits and all the radio related strangeness we've encountered
>The mystery box being opened by a key looted from a bandit containing a radio jammer
>Alpha Corp being the origin of strange radio signals

Among other things

>>39599467
sigh. . .yes we did. We'll upgrade our storage facilities after we ohgodfuckweneedtofixourshit mode.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39599381
Accept report

>>39599507
hmm, you might be ion to something there.

change my answer to hold, we have immediate probs to handle first.

>> i want this compound locked down yesterday, get that shit under control srgt.

>>39599381
>Accept report

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>39599381

>Other News
-Steam plumes continue across the city. Some is emerging from the ruined pipes near your hotbaths, but this is mostly well received from those there.
-Monster activity in the underground is approaching average.

>Turn 20
>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.
>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>>E. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>>F. Scavenge for raw materials.
>>>>>>G. Your choice
>Resources: 0
>Loot: 0

Current Pop 1300
>>>>>Food: Very Good.
>>>>>Water: Very Good.
>>>>>Medicine: Moderate.
>>>>>Morale: Good.
>>>>>Armaments: Very Good.
>>>>>Military: 300 [25 Wounded]
>>>>>Fuel: Moderate.
>>>>>Reputation level: Well-Defended Caravan Town. Silvertongued PARTIERS.
>>>>>Infrastructure: Fortified Township++. Water Pipe Taps. Aquifer Tap. Water Distillery. Survivor Hydroponic+Aquaponic Facility. Gragnath Pens. Limited Armament Production [Salvaged]. MyzCorp Research Suite. Class B+ Supercomputer. MAD Underground Hot Baths.
>>>>>Defenses: WhiteWood Coalition Sensor Suite. Early Warning Sniper Nests+. Auto-Turret Network++. MG Pillbox Network+. Booby Traps+.
>>>>>Vehicles: 3 Spider Cargo Crawlers.
>>>>>>Power: Salvaged Biofuel Generator. City Power Grid.
>>>>>>Materials: Construction Materials. Lumber [Plentiful]. Gragnath Hides [Plentiful]. Sheet Metal. Rebar Rockcrete [Plentiful]. Camouflage Materials [Extensive]. Various Monster Products [Lots/Extensive]. Computer Components [Moderate].
>>>>>>Weapons: ICorp Basic Security Armaments. ICorp Heavy Weapons Pack. ICorp Stealth Weapon Mods. Monsterbone Melee Weapons. Mil-Spec Flamers [Limited]. Anti-Materiel Rifles.
>>>>>>Ammunition Reserve: Moderate.
>>>>>>Armor: ICorp CorpSec Body Armor. ICorp Operator Armor [Limited]. Gragnath Hide. Plate [Improvised]. Chameleon Armor [Scarce]. Ghillie Suits. Camo-Cloaks [Limited].
>>>>>>Technology: Post-Apoc Improvised
>>>>>>Communications: Radio [Unencrypted, Limited]. Hardwired Sensor Network.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39599560
>>>>>>E. Explore in a direction/something.
Scout out those goddamn steam plumes already
>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
Ammo production.

Or rather, ammo storage, then production.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39599560

Ammunition Reserve should be Very Low, my mistake.

Accepting the transmission from the Big Boss will not occupy an action. It deserves note that his personal callsigns are being used in this transmission.

You guys don't have encryptions or a code-language or anything, but you do have callsigns and basic verification.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39599560
> hold off on report
- b, fortify and segment armory/ ammo stockpile.
- f, scavenge to replace lost munitions.

we have the reseach half of admech, we have to expand industrial/mechanisation half later

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39599560
>>39599617
You realize we've just been blown up and have wounded and damaged facilities right?

>>39599560
>>>>>>G. Your choice
>>>>>>G. Your choice
Immediate damage control, put out all fires and clean up debris, gather any wounded and watch for any damage or hazards we might have missed. And secure all remaining ammunition that hasn't been blown up

Bust out the medicine and start tending to the wonuded.

We must put the base back in order

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39599617
Also: 'No Smoking' signs are now to be prominently displayed around ammo storage facilities.

>>39599672
smoking ban ass a whole.

>>39599381
>Acquired trait: EXPLOSIONS!!!!

So, are we gonna get a hero name Mickey Gulf?

>>39599672
When you're dealing with Torg, smoking is the least thing you have to fear.

>>39599699
We just got morale back up, anon. Don't do this.

>>39599661
Or outsource it. We have AlphaCorp around, and Megacorps are jizztastically good at production.

>>39599699
Nonononono, that'll shit up morale HARD.
Just have designated smoking zones.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>39599669
Base repairs and treat the wounded. Vote

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>39599560
There seems to be quite a bit of disagreement.

Please link to this post (with 1d100) agreeing/disagreeing on accepting the transmission from Big Boss/AlphaCorp Tower.

grump* all this repair and crisis control is holding us back from progressing our paramilitary destiney...

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39599764
I disagree

>>39599767
Believe me. . .it could be a LOT worse, be glad your OP is Strelok.

Also do we still get a bonus if we guess what faction type Alpha corp is?

My guess is that they're either a pure Megacorp or a hybrid Megacorp/Think Tank civ

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>39599764
Agree

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39599669
The wounded are already receiving treatment >>39599381 and considering we already brought in a major haul of medicine, there's probably not much more we can do for them.

The last time we ignored the steam plumes, however, ended with a highly equipped strike force blowing a tunnel right into one of our towers, and was only beaten back with at 5 to 1 losses.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>39599791
You do indeed get a bonus if you guess the faction type of the residents of AlphaCorp tower.

>>39599812
20 to 1 losses, actually. You were lucky to get even that good of odds (it was nearly a civ wipe, power armored bandits are nothing to sniff at).

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>39599560
refuse report.

-b repair damages and heal wounded , if action required. or construct munitions stockpile.
-g , scout plumes

>>> Brace for impact and damage control

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>39599764
Agree on report

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39599764
Agree

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>39599837
Surely they couldn't be. . .Tech Bandits right? Occupying the tower and posing as someting else. . .

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39599837
>>39599872
Also my last wacky guess is that they are mutants, and that our scouts never noticed because they were soley using that radio vision of theirs.

It would make sense since they never imagined us to return "so friendly"

>>39599904
Maybe they are robots.

Robots would be a strong source of radio chatter, and computer parts would be useful for them. Unity might mean fixing up an old Super Computer or something to lead them

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>>39599970
dear gods, i was just about to post this...

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39599837
Probably Megacorp remnants. There was talk of how they extended a line of credit to our ancestors, that doesn't sound like anything any other faction would do.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>39599970
This anon might have it.

Think about it. Megacorps often used robots in their manufacturing

Robot radio chatter would be common from all of them talking to each other

And it explains the bandits use of radio jammers (against them) and why they want computer parts.

>>39599970
>>39600033
That's more support for an idea than any other has right now

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official guess , roboids? Confirmed?

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>39600024
Megacorp bots would be exceptionally memorable on all receipts and transactions long after any humans would forget.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39600024
But the radiation from the Great War would fry there hard drives. Even shielded that plus time would drive any robo with AI dead or mad.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>39600130
>>39600197
If they a corp bots then we should find out if the corp that made them still lives. If not we can get them to work for us. If our ancestors had any stock in the corp we might be the last living stockholders making us the defector leaders of that corp

>>39600197
A dead AI would explain why they want computer parts to fix it up.

Alternatively this is a huge misunderstanding and they are simply a radio based megacorp remnant of humans

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>39599560

[Accept Transmission]
[LOCKED]

[Tech Bandits]
[Megacorp/Thinktank]
[Megacorp]
[Robots]

Absolutely the final fucking vote, I swear. I've given you guys enough time already.

>>39600033
>And it explains the bandits use of radio jammers (against them) and why they want computer parts.
That's a really good point, actually. So maybe this radio contact is a way of them trying to figure out our callsigns?

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>39599617
Vote

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>39600265
Accepting transmission and writing as we speak, so there's a limited timeframe here.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>39600265
Robots

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39600265
robots, lonely lonely robots

>>39600265
[Megacorp]

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>39600265

[Scout out those goddamn steam plumes already]
[LOCKED]
[Improve/Repair Ammo Storage]
[LOCKED]

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39600265
robo

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39600265
Not just robots
Capitalist robots!
The best kind.

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>39600354
i preffer them to be lonely cyborg who just want to learn what it means to love...

if you listen close, you can almost HEAR op typing furiously.

>>39600411
If you pic it them then the only thing the will learn from is is lust not love. Teaching them that will doom us all

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>39600265

>[Robots]
[LOCKED]
Took you fuckers long enough.Be warned, I won't have my kiddy gloves on for much longer with you guys.

>Guess bonus GAINED
>UNKNOWN effects intitiated

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>39600464

"Calling [REDACTED] Mainbase. Requesting Comm access."

"Please confirm identity, unknown transmission."

"Callsign Beta Bosh-Manshon, Group A Caravan. That enough, Kathy?"

"Yeah, that's enough Boss. Who you want to talk to?"

"Get me that motherfucker Henrich on the phone. I've got some FUCKING QUESTIONS to ask him."

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>>39600464
THe gloves will come off as we deserve, Our failures shall gain the weight they deserve.

>>39600538
Be warned o anon,
from another anon who dared that path
You know not what you ask

>>39600464
sorry if were bugging you, OP. just having fun with your game.

i think we all agree

>>>IN STRELOK WE TRUST!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>39600580

No, no it's perfectly fine. You've just been warned now.

As of next thread, critfails will HURT everytime, crit successes will be equally amplified, and background machinations between as-yet-unencountered entities will begin to come into effect.

I wouldn't want to begin all that without a warning, so here's your warning.

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>>39600463
oh noes, a tower full of lustfull cyborgs...what has my foolish ness wrought

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>>39600621
confirmed: Difficulty increase , standard > hard
Tutorial mode: deactivated

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>39600629
A very magical land.
One that would have fun in.
Until they enslave humanity with sex

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>>39600675
> implying this isnt how humanity already works?

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>39600535

"Hey Boss, what's up?"

"Hey, Henrich...so I'm standing here outside the Megatower now having just met the AlphaCorp welcoming party and I'm wondering...

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT NOTICE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE BOTS?"

"W-wha? What, Boss? What are you talking about?"

"THEY'RE BOTS, HENRICH. Metal-skinned, implacable BOTS. I can't even tell if they were AlphaCorp bots to begin with! What the fuck, man?"

"B-but Boss, they fed us and talked to us like normal humans? What kind of bots keep food and shit around?"

"....

Well goddammit, you're right their voice imitators are really good.

Still, how the fuck did you not SEE that they were fucking bots?"

"Well, you know how I said we figured out how to activate that special vision-mode on the armor that let us see EM concentrations and shit?

...To be honest, we never figured out how to turn it off. Not till Gunny showed us when we were back at base, that is."

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39600723
When was the last time you fucked a robot?
No really when? Where can I get one!?
At the mall?

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39600762
>TFW discworld.

>>39600752
Perhaps they have some simplistic desires, to smash Twinkies against their face plates in the middle of the night when no fleshes are about.

I suggest we stock up on AP/EMP rounds just in case.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39600752

"...Fine then, Henrich. They're coming back to welcome us in now, so you're off the hook for now. You'd better bet that we're going to fucking talk when I get back though. You and all your team."

>Notice: AlphaCorp Tower Bots are greeting you
>How would you like to respond?
- Open-armed greeting.
- Cautious friends.
- Trading partners.
- Neutral trading parties.
- J/K we're actually hostile!

>Additionally
-Present computer parts now
-Present Big Boss's personal gifts
-Wait a bit

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>39600858
>- Open-armed greeting.
but...
>-Wait a bit
Let's see if we can't get a read on them first.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39600858
- Open-armed greeting
-Wait a bit

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>>39600762
nah man, speacial order catalog. Pretty sure its taiwanese,...coulda been korean.....japan models are cost a premieum though.

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>>39600858
Cautious friends, Citing the time since our last meeting, the Crisis's we've dealt with as of late, and the innate need for adjustment with their new forms.

Let them know that we do not judge them for who they are becoming, but must be careful in a day and age such as this.

-Present them with BB's personal gifts first, as a show of good faith and thanks for treating our scouts so nicely. Keep our computer parts waiting till we know what they are planning to use them on.

>>39600858
go hard with clear friendly intent.
- open armed greeting
- big boss gift. (com parts for trade later as needed)

>>39600961
forgot my roll and my spoiler :/

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>39600858
Trading partners.
No more no less.
These are mega corp bots. That's what they work with

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>39600858
- Open-armed greeting.
-Present Big Boss's personal gifts

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>39600961
who dares wins friend! no time to go half way here.

>>39600967
forgot roll

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>39600961

>>39600988
the fuck?

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39600858

>Scout out those goddamn steam plumes already

Scouts dispatched to look into the source(s) of the steam plumes around the city. They should be back in 3 turns.

>Improve/Repair ammo storage, secure remaining ammo.

Your members set to improving the ammunition dump, after the latest disaster. On the downside, everything has been completely blown apart. On the upside, that means there's not much to retrofit or redesign! That's so much more of a pain in the ass than just building something new from scratch.

>Ammo dump redesign/construction initiated.
>Will require 2 resources and 1 turn to complete.
>Gunny has decided to /personally/ supervise construction this time.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>39601007
>>39600967
I vote this

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39601007
>>39600967
>>39600961
THESE ARE ROBOS! They not into emotion!
They are also corp! Even less emotion
>>39600991
We treat them as trading partners and as equals.

>>39601049
You forget they were pleased at how friendly we were

>>39601023
good
in gunny we trust

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39601007
That seems the most optimal

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>39601007
>- Open-armed greeting.
>-Present Big Boss's personal gifts

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>>39601049
;_;

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>39601023

>News
-2 Turns til enhanced military testing is concluded
-2 Turns til Steam-scouts return
-Faint transmissions detected from a caravan

>Turn 21
>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.
>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>>E. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>>F. Scavenge for raw materials.
>>>>>>G. Your choice
>Resources: 0
>Loot: 0

Current Pop 1300
>>>>>Food: Very Good.
>>>>>Water: Very Good.
>>>>>Medicine: Moderate.
>>>>>Morale: Good.
>>>>>Armaments: Very Good.
>>>>>Military: 300 [25 Wounded]
>>>>>Fuel: Moderate.
>>>>>Reputation level: Well-Defended Caravan Town. Silvertongued PARTIERS.
>>>>>Infrastructure: Fortified Township++. Water Pipe Taps. Aquifer Tap. Water Distillery. Survivor Hydroponic+Aquaponic Facility. Gragnath Pens. Limited Armament Production [Salvaged]. MyzCorp Research Suite. Class B+ Supercomputer. MAD Underground Hot Baths.
>>>>>Defenses: WhiteWood Coalition Sensor Suite. Early Warning Sniper Nests+. Auto-Turret Network++. MG Pillbox Network+. Booby Traps+.
>>>>>Vehicles: 3 Spider Cargo Crawlers.
>>>>>>Power: Salvaged Biofuel Generator. City Power Grid.
>>>>>>Materials: Construction Materials. Lumber [Plentiful]. Gragnath Hides [Plentiful]. Sheet Metal. Rebar Rockcrete [Plentiful]. Camouflage Materials [Extensive]. Various Monster Products [Lots/Extensive]. Computer Components [Moderate].
>>>>>>Weapons: ICorp Basic Security Armaments. ICorp Heavy Weapons Pack. ICorp Stealth Weapon Mods. Monsterbone Melee Weapons. Mil-Spec Flamers [Limited]. Anti-Materiel Rifles.
>>>>>>Ammunition Reserve: Moderate.
>>>>>>Armor: ICorp CorpSec Body Armor. ICorp Operator Armor [Limited]. Gragnath Hide. Plate [Improvised]. Chameleon Armor [Scarce]. Ghillie Suits. Camo-Cloaks [Limited].
>>>>>>Technology: Post-Apoc Improvised
>>>>>>Communications: Radio [Unencrypted, Limited]. Hardwired Sensor Network.

these robos , saw a bunch of strange goggle wearing armed nutters sneaking up to THERE CAMP , and decidded " hey, lets chat them up and show them a good time. feed em, drink em, and ask how there day was. then well let them go home in peace and bring back there friends for lust...i mean cultural exchange and benefitial trade agreements! " no strings attached....yeah, real emotionless hard asses here guys, watch out! they might make us tea next!

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39601071
In a wold gone mad friendly is one step closer to trade partner. Robos respond better to pragmatic than emotion. Friendly is good, pragmatic is better

Be the friendly trader

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>39601131

>Alerts
-Underground monster activity has returned to normal
-Armament Production is still wrecked
-Steam activity in hotbaths has increased, but visitors still report that it's quite pleasant. Quite romantic.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>39601131
Caravan's coming!

Let's gather as much resources/loot as we can to trade with.

>>>>>>F. Scavenge for raw materials.
>>>>>>F. Scavenge for raw materials.
Anything of high value, loot preferable, bulk resources next

>>39601131
F. Scavenge for raw materials.
F. Scavenge for raw materials.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39601173
>>39601181
Vote. We also need resources to fix our base anyway

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39600858

>Please choose 1
-Open armed greeting
-Pragmatic friends

>[Boss's Gifts]
[LOCKED]

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39601131
We could offer to be a middle man for the robos and caravan. I don't think the caravan will trust robos yet and robos might need stuff

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>39601210
>-Open armed greeting

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>39601210
-Pragmatic friends

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39601210
open armed

come on guys, not just merely surviving here, DOMINATING! remember that.

>>dont you cockblock/ friendzone me now damn you, happy merchants.

>>39601131
>>>>>>F. Scavenge for raw materials.
And I guess try to contact that caravan, if they're in range.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39601210
Pragmatic friendly greeting.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>39601210
-Pragmatic friends

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>39601251
Dude, wait tell we get a working relationship before you make a move on the copying machine.
>>39601258
Roll

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>39601131
-b , construct munitions manufactory building.
- scavenge supplies, and matirials.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>39601210
-Pragmatic friends with the promise of opening up when we get comfy. Make sure to be thankful, and hopeful of a good friendship.

Personally, pragmatic first then building up to a true unconditional friendship is best.

We'll give them a reason to want to be friends, and in time we'll do our best so that they don't need a reason to be our friends

Rolled 13 (1d100)

[Pragmatic Friends]
[LOCKED]

>Bonus gained
>Damn those rolls

Just need actions now.

>>> implying best way to make people friend you is to play it cold and professional at first impression rather then friendly and interested in further relationships.

>>39601384
I-it's not like I found these computer parts for you or anything! They were just lying around!

grumble* soo im a technophile...byte me.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>39601433
Carful, I might just do that.
You ain't the only magical one here you know.

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39601384
We'replaying it safe, not acting like emotionless turds.

>>39601433
Please at least post about other things in addition to your quasi-rp
does this excite you, annon?

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39601433
>>39601468
But how would robo and human make baby?

NANO-MACHINES SON!

But really man, at least you haven't killed a civ trying to make centaurs for you fetish like me.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>39601553

>NANO-MACHINES SON!
Good luck with those.

Woe betides the day you get access to those for you or your allies.

>>39601416
hah, i see what you did there
>>39601553
>>39601510
>>39601468
hmmm....

>>but seriously just think it would be neatto have a sexy android.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>39601173
>>39601181
>>39601197
Vote

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>39601597
I would rather have a sexy cyborg with the baby making parts still there. >>39601594
Collect resources

anyway, slightly back on topic
first form survivor camp into quesi-imperium
THEN teach AndroCorp to love /(lust after our strange human flesh pods)

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39601646
>>39601173
>>39601181
>>39601197

>Scavenge for raw materials
>[LOCKED]

>DOUBLE DOUBLES BONUS
>[Accepted]

Writan'.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39601662
You would need like 7 rolls of 69 to get that
>>39601646

Rolling a 69 is like a crit but for magic realms

of course step one would intail expanding our industrial and mechanical capabilities while fending off the horrors of the wastes

>>39601724
With the help of ROBOTS

We have the resource gathering
We have the manufacturing!

All we need now is more military veterans and scientists

>>39601751
Correction: If we treat the robots right we COULD get all the manufacturing we'll ever need

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>39601724
Or just ask them for a few sex bots. They where once part of a mega corp. they ALLWAYS have sex bots. Got to keep stress down you know

>>39601724
step two could also supplie us with some sort of strange TECHNO-brothel. in a post apoc wasteland , being known for having WHATEVER pleasures your radioactive ass desire , WOULD bring in mad cash/trade/travelers/infamy. were already known as silvertoungued partiers after all.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>39601698

Hmm...

Well, shit.

>>39601816
A pleasure palace or any variation thereof is quite common in these games and always a welcomed addition.

Especially in the post apoc where everyone is in a population race

also guys, seriously, we have to CONTROL COMPLETLY our industrial/mechanical capabilities. outsourcing third parties can always leave you at THERE mercy down the line. even if it is with well esstablished lust crazed androcorp trade partners. Think AdMek holding imperium by the balls and screwing them around. not good long term.

"who controls the screwdrivers, controls the universe" ~ dune.....

unless your suggesting we can somehow, "BUYOUT" AndroCorp? become rightful CEO masters? i woulndnt hold my breath....which i have,...because im human.....and not a lonely android. ...right.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39601824

Your salvagers set out with a vengeance, and having gained an understanding of the city's resource-deposits from last time they had even greater success in their efforts. Your members were like a plague of locusts descending upon the city looking for food, no site was left alone and anywhere you identified something valuable was stripped barren in short order.

Unfortunately, you had to contend with significantly more monsters this time around. Goddamn do those fuckers bounce back quick even after being thinned out. There has to be a reason for that...

You even ventured into the underground in a few places, which possessed a spectacular abundance of resources...which were all too dangerous for you to access as of yet.

>Acquired
-8 Resources
-1 Loot
-1 Tools (General)

>Alert
-1 Turn until Military Testing is complete
-1 Turn until scouts return
-Monsters have been riled up, further provocation may be unwise

On another note, your salvagers seem to have happened upon an old Manufactory of some sort and some sort of exotic facility that you couldn't identify at all.

>>39602001
Dependng on strelok, faction integration is a thing.

It;d likely require a pact of some sort, and either a lot of built up trust and/or somethng really valuable.

Then they become a part of us (as in part of the player civ)

that is quite late game

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>39602001
Well, there is no currency left, and anything we buys them with becomes ours once more when the join us. Buying them is an option

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>39602074

>News
-Steam plumes are dying down

>Pragmatic friends
>Big Boss Gifts ACTIVATED
>Bonus coming into effect
>...Calculating

>>39601791
hmm, this could work. this could actually really work. An AndroCorp embassy of sorts.....
"installing" a kind of AndroCorp ambassader NPC in our camp could be used to further benefitial trade conditions and bolster relations....... sweet sweet relations.

>>> OP question: Salt levels in Romantic hot springs?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>39602113

Salt levels in the hot springs are unknown. Your sensors do not detect salt levels and you have not taken special measurements to determine them.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39602134
You could just taste the water to see if it's salty...

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>39602168

Your members do so.

Varying reports come back as to the saltiness of the water down there. Quite a few describe saltiness your chronicler is not comfortable recording.

cant bring ambassader down until determined....rust could prove to be a hazardous interfaction incident.....also painful

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>39602217
I think she would like a trip to the hardware store more that to a bunch of water that could fry her wires.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>39602217
Also your still thinking of the robos as behaving human. There not.
They might be people but they are not human.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>39602277
That roll
That dub of dubs
Well this will be interesting
Hold on to your hats boys. We are going on a trip to magic and madness

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>39602106

"It occurs to the Collective that we have not greeted you properly, friends. We are Urfgent, and we are many yet one."

"Aah, yes. The Urfgent of course...my apologies, I was lead to believe that you were the descendents of our former AlphaCorp allies, and as such my gifts are tailored to them. You are welcome to them though."

"This was not an illogical conclusion. The unity appreciates your gesture, and extends the estimated amount of gratitude required towards yourself and the faction you represent. We have observed the presence of curiosity among your kind, would you appreciate a tour of our facilities?"

>Accept the tour
>Decline the tour, graciously
>Decline the tour, depart

>Offer computer parts
>Wait a bit

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39602333
3 3s
Do androids dream of digital dicks?

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39602344
>Accept the tour
>Wait a bit

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>39602344
Accept the tore.

I'm starting to get "The we of Babcock" feel here

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39602344
Accept the tour, subtly try to stay armed through out it but in no way hostile.

Wait a bit, Let's find out what they plan on doing with these parts.

Ask what happened to the old friends, or if these are the successors to that group

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>39602344

>Other News
-The transmissions from the caravan are becoming stronger, but are still difficult to decipher
-Occupants of the MAD Baths are reporting odd feelings.

>What do?

>Turn 22
>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.
>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>>E. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>>F. Scavenge for raw materials.
>>>>>>G. Your choice
>Resources: 8
>Loot: 1

Current Pop 1300
>>>>>Food: Very Good.
>>>>>Water: Very Good.
>>>>>Medicine: Moderate.
>>>>>Morale: Good.
>>>>>Armaments: Very Good.
>>>>>Military: 300
>>>>>Fuel: Moderate.
>>>>>Reputation level: Well-Defended Caravan Town. Silvertongued PARTIERS.
>>>>>Infrastructure: Fortified Township++. Water Pipe Taps. Aquifer Tap. Water Distillery. Survivor Hydroponic+Aquaponic Facility. Gragnath Pens. Limited Armament Production [Salvaged]. MyzCorp Research Suite. Class B+ Supercomputer. MAD Underground Hot Baths.
>>>>>Defenses: WhiteWood Coalition Sensor Suite. Early Warning Sniper Nests+. Auto-Turret Network++. MG Pillbox Network+. Booby Traps+.
>>>>>Vehicles: 3 Spider Cargo Crawlers.
>>>>>>Power: Salvaged Biofuel Generator. City Power Grid.
>>>>>>Materials: Construction Materials. Tools (General) [Moderate]. Lumber [Plentiful]. Gragnath Hides [Plentiful]. Sheet Metal. Rebar Rockcrete [Plentiful]. Camouflage Materials [Extensive]. Various Monster Products [Lots/Extensive]. Computer Components [Moderate].
>>>>>>Weapons: ICorp Basic Security Armaments. ICorp Heavy Weapons Pack. ICorp Stealth Weapon Mods. Monsterbone Melee Weapons. Mil-Spec Flamers [Limited]. Anti-Materiel Rifles.
>>>>>>Ammunition Reserve: Very Low.
>>>>>>Armor: ICorp CorpSec Body Armor. ICorp Operator Armor [Limited]. Gragnath Hide. Plate [Improvised]. Chameleon Armor [Scarce]. Ghillie Suits. Camo-Cloaks [Limited].
>>>>>>Technology: Post-Apoc Improvised
>>>>>>Communications: Radio [Unencrypted, Limited]. Hardwired Sensor Network.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39602399
Id 99
Roll 88
Oh my

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39602420
98
>>39602408
98
Oh my
>>39602399
>>39602360
>>39602377
So manny good and stacking rolls!

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39602409
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
Fix the ammo plant
>>>>>>G. Your choice
Investigate the baths and 'odd feelings'

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>39602409
Stop using the baths now!
We need to quarenten the area and all those that have used it recently

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>39602409

I'll be calling it a night...probably next turn.

Work schedule has been fluctuating greatly lately, and I've got to be up early tomorrow so I need some sleep.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39602484
Quarantining all recent occupants of the MAD baths is impossible, as that encompasses the entire population of your civ.

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39602484
>>39602479
These.
my expectation.

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>39602246
>>>implying "she"

well for now THIS councilor says immediate goals include:
- waiting for research/training/construction to finish
- shoaring up our individual resource production facilities.
- exploring/promoting AndroCorp faction social link.
- Aquiring eginseers for various basic industrial roles, vehicles/aironatical/facilities & Construction/Arms & Armor, etc.
- expanding military branches, basic arty(mortars etc), Armored (Technicals and Buggies to start), air dominance( gyros scout and armed), Officer Core(Paramilitary HQ).

How dose that sound to you guys as an rough idea?

>>39602409
also seal off springs until a full testing of them can be completed. #nokiddygloves

-b , create reinforced munitions storage, and production facility
-g, Forced health check ups on all pop asap.

>>39602508
Agreed. thx strelok.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39602563
>Rolled 100 (1d100)
Jesus

Well, I guess we were about due for a good one.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39602563
Hmm.

>Crit Detected
>Fix the ammo plant
[LOCKED]
>Investigate the baths and 'odd feelings'
[LOCKED]

>Dispense Resources to repairing/improving Ammo Dump?
>Y/N?

>>39602622
yes, resources. also separte facilities for ammo and arms storage AND ammo generation please.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39602622
Sure

>>39602653
my thought process is if we have a nother crisis and ammo blows, we still have ammo PRODUCTION capability and arms& armor storage is untouched.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>39602568
woah holy fuck! the hell is that?
>>39602563
oh shit, I hope that expectation does not mean anything....

>>39602622
Dispense.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>Dispense resources
[LOCKED]
Mmkay, writan' this out...somehow.

Fookin' dice don't make this easy.

>>39602699
hot "salty" bath, post apoc MADgic, monsters, zombies, radioactive particles, robots, nano tech, no doubt aliens, probably cthulhu, chemical and bio warfare, couple generations of evolution and breeding......lets not kid ourselfs kiddies, shit can get fucking strange- fucking quick!

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39602563
You bastard you killed us all!
Unless we are becoming super mutants that can do anything that doesn't involve looking nice.

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>>39602763
thus, the emporor united the terran tribes from the wastland. and launched his holy human crusade.

the xenos, the demon, the mutant, the witch, the heretic, and the traitor, all must be brought to task by our holy will and cleansing flame. In the name of HUMANITY!


>>>> but not the Androids, they're cool, they've got our backs(ides...^_^)

Rolled 9 (1d100)

4chan seems to be...problematic at this point. Thread will resume tomorrow whenever I get off work. Most likely some time around 1600 US Eastern time.

Even if this thread dies, the crit100 will be counted. Warning: next thread, kiddy gloves come off for crit1s and crit 100s.[/spoiler[

If this thread survives then a bonus will be granted.

Thank you all for playing, have a nice night!

>>39602933
awesome stuff stelok, first quest thread ive been in, and im really emnjoying the soft smut levels going on in the background.

see you guys tommorrow
gnight

annnnd silence...

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39603048

You'll get to see what the results of investigation into MADtech is tomorrow.

...One way or another.

bump

Morning bump

bunp

bump

>>39602344
Hmm, are these bots attempting to develop/advance their own technological hivemind?

Does make sense and would explain the desire for "unity"

Ah, but I just love hive-mind races. So pragmatic and efficient.


>>39603093
"'Many yet one' we have heard of such races who use that motto, in particular those who govern themselves via a hivemind. You even mentioned a desire for 'unit' with us.

What can you tell us about yourselves, Urfgent?"

>>39607054
I'd bet that they are well on their way to hive mind. We'll have to be careful with these ones.

>>39607178
Good thing about hivemind at least, when you're kind to one you're kind to all.

Likewise, if you insult one you insult all.

more likly, theyre taking inefficient flesh pods and granting them "unity" with the ai systems, by cyborking them! bewary

bump, bump for stelok, bump for the survivors, bump for HUMANITY!

no dying for you!

bump

bumping for bump survival

>>39607054
They could just want to build more bots you know.

bump

bump

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>39607054
I don't think it's hive mind. I think it's one mind
In a hive there are individuals that share some thought
It the one mind it is just one individual living in manny body's. There is no queen of the hive there are just many body's of the one.

Upside, we only need to combines one person to join us.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>39611832
94
>>39602563
100

Last time these rolled happened together was in the blackwoods civ. we got from scratch flame throwers that where so good you could snipe with them.

Won't this action tho... We probably fix the fuck out of the ammo plant and probably upgrade it to.

And we will know exactly what is up with the baths. And if they are salty

>>39611893
dude! stop wasting them sweet sexy rolls!

also, would you have any links to old civ games based off this system?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39611950
Oh these rolls still count. They add to the crit.

I don't have the link but I'll see if I can find it. We are using a system made by Genie. I even helped fund the making of this system. I alone dumped 1k into it, others funded it by I'm the biggest funder I think.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>39612238
well arnt you special, with your funding and your rolls. i could fund and roll to you know!, i just dont want to...

>>39611832
>In a hive there are individuals that share some thought
It the one mind it is just one individual living in manny body's. There is no queen of the hive there are just many body's of the one.
This is a good point. But I still think it's a hivemind.

They state "It occurs to the collective that we"
A collective acknolwedges a, well, collective of individuals working together. Likewise the use of the pronoun 'we'.

Had they said.
"It occurs to Urfgent that I"

that would be more indicative of a one mind. Indeed, it would be readily obvious when it seems like we're speaking to one person yet each refers to that same person.

>>39611950
Here is an 'Almost' complete collection of Genie's threads.

It is complete up to the final threads of the last fantastic civ.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ufBecUILGaUawnuV62JSrMBHDdhisZF1VqIP1wr90T4/edit

The rest should be found here, although a lot are missing.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=hivemind

>>39612619
MUH DICK
thank you!

>>39612619
Oh, also missing is the recent Sci Fi war hero/civ quest which is one of Genie's best in a long time!

However Genie needs a break to refill his imagination so in the meantime we're running a One Piece hero quest

Bump

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>>39612511
I think they are a one mind mostly because there is no reason robots would go for a hive and not a one

They might have been a hive mind once and that would explain them saying "the we of Urfgent" and when the signal is bad the are hive mind once more.

Really the are both just depending on there wifi strength. The one mind is just a perfect hive mind.

Among bio minds the one mind can never truly be reached but with AI it's almost easy.


We should focus on figuring them out and working with us, and eventually joining us.

We could say thinks like "with your minds as a one it grants you great strength but often it requires different perspectives to innovate." That's is how we help them. We can innovate far faster that the minds of metal.

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>>39612393
Aren't you a character.
You know there is a Skype chat that a lot of us are in. Contact me at falloutfellix if you want in.

Anyone else playing this civ can join.

>>39613955
>I think they are a one mind mostly because there is no reason robots would go for a hive and not a one
What makes you say that?

I actually see no reason each bot shouldn't be able to have its own autonomous and independent sapience yet is in complete agreement with the hivemind governing body

>Among bio minds the one mind can never truly be reached but with AI it's almost easy.
I would be to differ in the case of some mutants/brood

>We can innovate far faster that the minds of metal.
I find your lack of faith in artificial intelligence disturbing.

bump

>>39613998
you cant fool me with you honey suckled words.

unfortunatly i dont think i can participate much tonight, promised id do some karate with a friend of mine, gonna be gone for like the next 4 hours.

you lot just go on with out me, or keep th ethread alive until 21:00:00

bump

bumpe

>>39602622
Yes

Bump

Bump I want that damn bonus

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OP is alive once more.

>>39617213
Woot. We're all here waiting on you man

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>>39617213
good to hear captain.

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>>39602622

>Fix the ammo plant

"So Torg...we kinda dun fucked up."

"How do you figure?"

"Well, we kinda caused a good chunk of the base to blow up..."

"I know! Wasn't it great? And look at the state of the Production line now!"

Torg gestured towards the long chamber that had once held your armament manufacturing equipment. It actually still held your armament manufacturing equipment, your poor, half-slagged and entirely broken equipment. What hadn't been blown to bits was obviously broken. Springs sticking out at odd angles from places they should be, wires occasionally rubbed against each other to produce showers of sparks, and gears that were somehow still getting power spun against each other to no effect. You think you even saw a wheel or something roll across the floor and off the tower.

"Torg, that's just a gigantic pile of scrap."

"Ohhh noo it's not! IT'S PERFECT."

>Repairs to ammunition production are underway
>Heroic unit detected

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>>39617511

>Investigate the baths and 'odd feelings'

Your squad of randomly selected investigators stood on the edge of the gash in the roadway, looking down at your hot bath complex. No one had been willing to volunteer to actually investigate how they managed to exist, so straws had been drawn.

"Well...shit. Do any of you guys even remember how or why we built this shit?"

"The 'why' is easy. We were all /very/ drunk and wanted some hot baths. As for how...I don't know, I think I maybe remember the caravaners have some equipment?"

"Uhh, right...I think I remember getting into a Digga Sigga with Ramona at some point...I don't know, just thinking about that night kind of makes my head hurt."

Your members stood in silence for a little while longer. Below them a series of surprisingly organized and well made pools occupied the bottom of your trench. Steam was coming off them faintly, and a few even had bubblers active. It would've been quite a refreshing sight if it weren't completely devoid of people.

"Well...who wants to go in first?"

"Draw straws again?"

"...Nah, let's just get this over with already. Fucking Council couldn't just leave well enough alone."

>Investigators dispatched to figure out MAD Underground Hot Baths.
>Why have you inflicted this upon us?

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>>39617700
Something good I hope
>>39617511
Fixed and super upgraded I bet

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>>39617511
This crazy gageteer will either be our salvation, our our true ruin... i think the bio fuel booze may have shaken something loose.

>>39617995
There is some Meta-Tomfoolery going on here that only one person in this thread could possibly know besides OP
I won't spoil it for you, but you are absolutely right.

Well, almost.
He's both

>>39612619
Too bad Strelock is only using the system and not the setting. On the plus side much more merciful then Genie.

>>39612689
Having such an mental intensive heroes tends to give Genie problems so its no real surprise as everyone has to be juggled.

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>>39618023
you saucy bastard.

>>39618261
Genie uses a unified setting? were would you recommend starting?

>pic of what I hope Urfgent sends as an ambassador

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>>39617511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVi21pZX4R
this is Torg's new theme music in my mind.

That or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hquOZ5dtCPo

depending on if he gets any one else killed. [people we want dead that are killed more efficiently from his work do not count as real people]

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>>39618562
Think less of his skill in gadgets (which is still considerable)

but more on EXPLOSIONS and things that go BOOM

Bump for OP

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Apologies for the delay, kinda had to deal with the gf having a mental breakdown. Resuming now.

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>>39619479
women, right?

>>39619479
There is a d in deal

you want to reschedule srelok?

>>39618400
Technically I think its a multiverse but Genie doesn't share the gory details due to continued world building efforts and spoilers.

>>39619479
[spoilers]Irl first buddy, I hope she is okay.[/spoiler]

Good to have you back!

>>39619724
Actually, from what Genie implies, most if not all of them were connected in a distinct timeine.

He has mentioned the fantasy is a prelude to the Post Apoc. And that both the sci fi iterations where also, preludes to the Post Apoc.

So technically speaking, they are all in a singular universe.

Even if they aren't, it's pretty much confirmed that each respective setting is all in one universe (Post apocs, Sci fi's, and fantasy's)

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>>39618400
The Memor is the beginning, it's a good place to start.

After that the highpoints are: Adero, Bloodsnow Bandits, V101, Splicer Brigade, Gearhead Garrison, Jungle Cultists, Hax.

>>39619765
Yeah but Genie also implied with 'outsiders' meaning its not just one universe. There was also the modern invasion into fantasyland that ended in disaster.

Hence why I think it may actually be a multiverse...would love to get a look at Genie's notes.

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>>39617700

Your team has begun investigating the baths. They are making spectacular progress, given the situation. Several insights have already been gained.

>Source of heat
Apparently when we dropped down the MAD Bandit Pyro Grenades down here during Monster Mayhem they did more than just blow flames through all the underground pipes within a square kilometer or two of the base.

It seems dropping so many at once has given the area a lasting MAD effect. There appear to be static anomalies in MANY locations that are just patches of superheated air. This was discovered the hard way when one of your investigators had a damn good walking stick burnt into ash for seemingly no reason. Somehow your drunk asses managed to harness these superheated spots to warm the water for your hot baths.

On the upside though, the anomalies seem to be clustered around the walls of the trench. Preventing entrance/egress through the various exposed tunnels. This explains why there's been so little trouble with monster attacks from underground, as they've likely not had the chance to develop sufficient heat resistance (yet).

>>39619976
Hmm, random heat spots? I'd like to investigate if these are static or dynamic, popping up randomly.

If they are static, even if they lose their disuading effect we might harness them for more than baths but also steam power and therefor electricity

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>>39619976

>Baths
The baths themselves were created for exactly the reasons you would expect from a bunch of extremely drunk people. You were all feeling nasty and dirty from your...activities, and you wanted a goddamn hot bath (do you know how hard it is to get a hot bath as a caravaner? FUCKING HARD).

"How" is similarly unsurprising. You guys 'borrowed' a Digga Sigga from the caravan in order to neaten up the trench a bit, and then used a combination of your construction supplies, expertise, and a good amount of drunken elbow grease to make this shit surprisingly nice.

It still can't be determined how you mapped out the Heat Anomalies without any fatalities.

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>>39620098

>Odd Feelings
This was the hardest bit to actually investigate...and the most taxing on your investigators.

On the upside, you actually did figure out what the odd feelings were. Apparently the MAD effects keeping the anomalies in place are...bleeding out and in some places destabilizing. It doesn't seem to have effected the anomalies just yet, as it's just beginning, but the MAD is enough for people to feel if they spend too much time in the Baths.

>Civ has acquired a very mild tolerance to MAD. This is not entirely good.

Somehow it seems that the way in which your baths were constructed stabilized the MAD effects that heat your pools, and has prolonged the presence of Anomalies along the edges of the trench. So for the moment everything is precisely balanced such that all the anomalies are stable and stationary, but it is impossible to know what will happen as the MAD continues to deteriorate.

On the downside...gaining the insights necessary to discover and explain all of this has driven your investigators thoroughly MAD.

>Acquired
-10 MAD Members

>>39620225
I've seen this before guys.

We must not let the Mad get out of hand, it is literally civ ending otherwise. And we're not even bandits/mutants who at least have stronger toelrances to Mad.

Best find a way to nip or control this at the bud

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>>39620225

Meanwhile, inside your base...

"Holy shit Torg. What IS this?"

"It's an armament production line, Michael. What's it look like?"

"It looks like some sort of unholy fusion of a nuclear reactor, Megapolice factory line, and...some sort of mechatrice tech."

"Oh. Well goddamn but you have good eyes Michael, how'd you tell about the Mechatrice bit?"

"Something about the combinations was bugging me, and I've always been bugged around Mechatrice stuff so it was just a lucky guess really."

"Damn fine lucky guess. Anywho...it's ready. Which one of us did the honors last time?"

"I believe it was you."

"Damn.

...

Probably best if you do the honors this time then."

"Uhh, just a second. What about storage and shit? That's where the actual problem was last time."

"I hooked up with Gunny and the new Drill Sergeant (real pleasant guy, btw). It's been seen to, personally, by them...there won't *sniff* be any explosions this time."

After finishing his sentence Torg briefly broke into an uncontrollable sobbing fit.

"Dude, it's not /that/ bad. Anyway, time to fire this bad boy up."

>>39620225
>>39620395
Um. Well. At least we know now, right? I guess?

How should we get a handle of this?

>>39620505
Knowing is half the problem, once shit gets out of hand, and I get too drunk, than I start suggesting mad ideas.