Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39633756
Now as for the other half...well I am gonna have to explain this somehow.

Now how to put it...

>>39633756
Genie.
I'd like to let you know something.
Around a year ago I was going through a really rough spot in my life, and your post apoc civ quest really helped a lot in getting me through it.

Thank you for that.
I will never forget The Rape Train or Spike The Worm.

>>39633789
Genie, weren't we gonna do the One Piece quest?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39633789
'super smart' characters lets just start there as this will all tie in and I'll have to explain myself.

The problem lies within the degree of their intelligence they usually come in two forms that gives Genie nightmares.

They are the following.

>Super Geniuses
These are a pain in the utter arse to write for because of how their mind works...it doesn't work nearly as it should for a typical human and unlike Aliens I just can't go full alien mindset.

...as in aliens and outsiders writing is actually easier. Which are well notoriously hard to do well.

Their strange form of intelligence simply put is on an entirely other level and...its not exactly focused for usual social interaction. Hence why they are considered 'eccentric' and hard to deal with while being impossible to understand.

The truth is they aren't actually crazy(despite seeming that way) UNLESS they are suffering MADNESS. Its just their level of thinking is so fucking out there and advanced it seems that way.

This naturally makes them an utter NIGHTMARE to write for. Seriously if you think ordinary characters or aliens were hard to write...don't ever EVER try one of these.

Worst part is these ones are actually easier to perform then the below despite them being 'more' socially interactive hence understandable.

>Masterminds
The reason for this is simple while Super Geniuses intelligence is typically focused 'inward' so to speak away from people...masterminds are the exact opposite. Their power is outward giving them a DEVASTING ability to not only understand others but to also manipulate them.

To add insult to injury...you know the super genius level intellect that is on an entirely different scale/level? Now that is focused towards PEOPLE! Giving them outragous ability to not only understand them entirely but also to manipulate and plan to the extreme.

These fuckers make littlefingers look like goddamn pansies with their sheer level and scale of plotting.

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Glad you go what you needed figured out. Sad thing is I was hoping for pirates.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>39633959
Naturally this level of plotting throws my entire network of characters out of whack. As a mastermind is natural when it comes to fucking with them.

Due to their intelligence they are ALSO capable of understanding a super genius more then the average human...this means they can also turn their screws on them to a degree.

Super Geniuses aren't unknown to get lost within each other's research even though they are actually considered the best at being able to 'comprehend' each other.

Now for last but certainly not least...MADNESS!

Is not like 'ordinary' crazy which alone can certainly make ones sanity questionable or grey their brain in the attempt to do well.

MADNESS to do well requires the taking of actual sanity damage.

No I am not kidding it really does if you want to pull it off correctly hence why I so rarely use it as contrary to popular belief the Genie is actually rather fond of its questionable sanity.

So basically MADNESS in a simple formula is crazy+awesome.

So now imagine if one is required to not only do ONE of these but ALL FUCKING THREE!

In the SAME goddamn character no less. It gives Genie nightmares and makes it hard to sleep. Seriously though that type of character was number ONE on Genie's list of hardest characters to write for.

So naturally I am living a nightmare trying to jungle this existence while at the same fucking time as trying to test out my combat system(which is failing kinda hard by the way).

Granted I DO have to give /tg/ credit for not playing another goddamn lesbian...though admittedly such action DID go down. but well there was no fucking way for me to escape that when going to all girl school.

I know too much about such matters IRL to let it slide sadly but still kudos for that.
>>39633834
Your welcome anon.

>>39633923
>>39633976
Hold up you'll see.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>39634134
So I guess that covers the terrible news.

Bad news is the usual in regards to Genie's failing life no real need to go over that again oh except its getting worse...so yeah the usual.

Good news is I was able to solve some of the problems and more importantly put me in a good mood.

GREAT news is I completed a major breakthrough regarding my world building and I am willing to share the love so to speak.

What this means I am gonna offer an opportunity of what exactly I'll let you decide.

>Civ Mode
>Pirates
>War
>Fantastic Adventure
>Pirates
>Heroics
>Other?

>>39634259
First tell us what the major break through in worldbuilding is.

I equally enjoy Abigail and One Piece, but feel that it is better if One Piece is the on and off thing and we continue the War Civ quest.

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>39634259
>>Pirates
Is what I want, but I'm down for what ever you're more geared for.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>39634259
Is the breakthrough mastermind related?

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39634259
>Pirates

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39634301
You...you just want to traumatize the Genie don't you?

The world building is a breakthrough in regards to stuff to the setting and timeline alright. It pretty much solves a big enough problem i been having that has actually gotten me writing again.

So far i have two Chronicles planned out but I have yet to name the second one. One is fantasy and the other is post apoc.

Now for world building the only thing left for me is well...geography, linguistics, culture and the bestiary. Obviously the hardest part but considering I have the world dynamics and shit entirely figured out things will be getting most interesting.

Next up on my list is finalizing the geography(already crude map just need da details) and cultures(which will change around like crazy).

Bestiary will take the most homework/research as its gonna be a bitch to properly compile. Meanwhile lingustics...I really need to figure out where to start with that.

Sorta need to build some languages...and stuff.

>>39634395
oh fuck no those assholes are even harder to write for then super geniuses. Bastards know way too fucking much and are way too fucking good.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39634384
Honestly I have the post stuff for civ mode(mostly bandits and paramilitary for...reasons) or adventure mode.

I sort of have the other stuff for reasons and I like pirates as a break...its strangely relaxing for me. I would like to keep it that way.

>vedov

...I don't get captcha.

>>39634453
Well Genie, what I want to know is, do you think you'll have an easier time writing mastermind now or months down the road after we're well into One Piece?

>>39634509
We should finish our quests and not leave them to rot on the shelf.

In fact, my biggest concern is that we might be disconnected from Abigail and Jake if we stop playing them for too long. We'll forget all our major plots and stuff, even if Good ol' Delim writes up a very elaborate pastebin on em

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39634509
Because I am in good mood I will reveal reasons.

I would like to offer a challenge to anons in regards to both of those factions.

For paramilitary its a 'good guy' challenge.

For bandits...honestly its me wanting to write big bad bandit book entries and showing off bandits.

I don't know why but its hilariously fun to write for them in the wrong way.

>>39634519
>>39634543
The Male MC is agonizing for the Genie to write due to all his bullshit that a piece alone makes it a challenge. As soon as it properly awakens it will be traumatizing.

also not all that familiar with ship terms and my setting for it is pretty meh besides One Piece rip off. While relaxing and easy for me its not much else.

>>39634591
>For bandits...honestly its me wanting to write big bad bandit book entries and showing off bandits.
Well Genie, in War Civ one of our plans is to hire bandits to help us go raiding and raping the galaxy in the name of the republic.

Surely thats even better because it lets you fully engineer them to be the perfect showcase instead of us meddling in creation.

>>39634632
*in the name of the Combine against the republic

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>39634591
>>39634632
>>39634647
Do anons not understand just how hard that is for?

I think it would be possible if I was in better health...but I am not. The pain, discomfort and other problems...i just can't do my best which is strictly required for something like that. I have to be tip top form and my muse be with me its so damned difficult to do.

>Masterminds are a challenge.
>super geniuses are tricky.
>MADNESS is brutally punishing.

I could do it...just not now with my current condition.

I'm sorry ;_;

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>39634700
Even made me use a damned emote and flat out state it...makes me feel terrible for admitting but its the truth.

just take an apology boon and please don't rub it in is all I ask. ;_;

>>39634700
That makes me sad for a number of reasons.

On the one, it means that, we might never play Abigail and Jake until your condition improves and few know when that will be. It would be an effective nail in their coffin.

And that is sad because I love them so much.

At the same time I want to think "well, Genie's condition is bad now but what if it gets worse later? Why not play now while he's still not that bad yet?"

But, I care too much for you Genie to put you through that.

I will always remember Abigail and Jake fondly. . .but also sadly for I fear that we might not see their true potential.

And my giant battleship

>>39634259
>Pirates

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39634591
... hm if you don't need the break.

I would like to do a round 2 of good guys going around saving towns.

>>39634766
It's all good homie.

>>39634876
The dice gods seem to agree.

Still, if we do that, I really would like to try the Spacemen again.

>>39634700
Would you say its possible for a paramilitary to have been frozen in time from before the fall?

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>>39634922
Pic

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>>39634974
Our enemy the martians!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>39634876
>>39634922
Just write up another spaceman-type civ...but this time they're paramilitary.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>39634922
Not by any means unknown for forces to get stasis that goes overdo...or perhaps it was planned?

So yeah totally possible hell even plausible. Would more then likely occur in a bunker though as its less obvious.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39634876
>>39635134
For some reason I find this amusing.

>>39634876
Dice gods support this action.

>>39635134
Dice gods strongly disapprove this change-wait a second.

This doesn't entirely fit them...I know its you goddess.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39634802
Its pretty bad anon. I have a hard time standing in place now and other problems are cropping up or getting worse.

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Civ Name: "Federation Base 27"
Civ Type: Paramilitary
Fluff:
Nobody knows what happened during the fall, but just a few people predicted when it would happen. And many more prepared for it.

But there were some who thought beyond survival. Some like those in the Adero corporation thought more than just living through the fall.

They needed someone to carry the torch, to bring light back into a world of darkness.

The idea was simple. Who would perform best in a world of countless unknowns? Full of hazards, monsters, maybe even the undead, and all manner of post apoclayptic villain wielding all manner of primitive or advanced technology in a world without law?

The answer was to try and understand a world they might not know about.

But to get a people who are EXACTLY suited to the most dangerous unknown world.

>con't

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>39635183
>>39635213
Come to think of it I haven't seen the dice goddess get up to anything lately...shit now I am getting paranoid.

Also adventure mode is an option because there is already a post apoc civ going on and anons have commented on the world building it would go into much more detail.

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>>39635296
They would be trained in the greatest training the Old World had to offer, thousands of volunteers surrendering their former lives and identities for entirely new ones, new memories, erased and written over permanently.

They would be led to believe themselves members of an intergalactic organization, the Federated Union, whose purpose was to ensure order and civilization among the boundless stars. Indoctrinated in their beliefs they would carry with them to the future their military code, devotion to law and justice, and the ability to think like true visitors to another world in translating languages, meeting new species, and dealing with problems nobody had to face in the Old World.

Trained in the use of only the most advanced technology the old world had to offer, and prepared for anything the "Dangerous Planet" might have to offer them. Disintegrators and blasters to fend of all manner of hostile, advanced suits designed against deep space radiation with life support systems and phase anti-kinetic shielding.

Their base would be modeled off a proposed sci-fi military installation, and would be able to support them and their mission indefinitely.

Finally, when all was ready, when all the training complete and now stood an army of federation soldiers, the base would be put to sleep and frozen cold and buried deep beneath the world, where it would await the signal.

When the fall would finally come, and then some more, they would awake again. And they would bring to this world of darkness, light and order

>>39635305
>>39635447
>>39635296
Hows that?

Genie?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>39635478
eh okay I guess kinda weird though. No one really knew about the Fall though but there was plenty of dooms day type deals going on though.

>>39635814
What?

>>39635899
How could I improve it?

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

... hm so lets see here. We could go with a bunker of G.I. reinforcements. The fall happened and they never got he wake up call. That is until the bunker AI went "O shit!" we slept in.

The commander wakes up and gets an update of what little info they had. Then we are left with regiment of civil protection and they have job to do.

Protect and serve the people!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>39636138
certainly plausible and i love that pic.

>>39635911
eh seems kind of crazy and appears more like a megacorp private army or affiliated PMC.

Not to mention your asking for an awful lot in regards to base and equipment.

>>39636248
Well, it is an affiliated PMC sort of.

Yeah, I am asking a lot. . .maybe you can give me sometihng more reasonable?

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39636248
How would you do a civ with that idea in mind genie? Spaceman soldiers

>>39636248
>Doomsday preparations by the settings Disney/GW on steroids
>Not crazy

This is the same corporation that tried to fight Umbra remember?

>>39636379
>>39636299
Questions >>39636248

>>39636248
Hoe is it any crazier than the spacemen themselves were?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>39636651
Fair point remember though inter corporate fighting wasn't uncommon by a long shot tho.

>>39636299
The special base is flat out too much everything else though is doable, also kind of dick of you to have everyone be mind wiped tho on the plus side it would mean they wouldn't suffer any penalties.

>>39636802
its stranger actually. As its an actua-fuck nevermind.

I just remembered paramilitary factions also include 'militia' like groups. A crazy militia could EAASILY come up with some bullshit like that.

'paramilitary' umbrella covers a lot. Really wish I had a better name to represent that though.

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>>39636979
>, also kind of dick of you to have everyone be mind wiped
They all volunteered for it of their own accord at least, in full knowledge, but with the hope that they would be the keepers of order in an orderless world.

ANyway, anything else you need for that civ idea Genie?

>>39637125
Not really kinda sad no one wanted adventure mode or bandit though.

I just know some kind of paramilitary faction apparently. Will check again once I eat.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

Guys.

Genie literally said he wanted to showcase awesome stuff with bandits.

Why are you going for the good guy "challenge" when we have diffiulties being good guys normally?

I vote bandits

>>39637301
>its me wanting to write big bad bandit book entries and showing off bandits.
Oh yeah. . .that's pretty explicit right there. What was I thinking!?

BANDITS

>>39637301
Rolled 69

Only if they get to be sexy bandits

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>39637301
uh...I just like wanted to do the good guy deal because anons were bitching about it being impossible.

>>39637349
I would only be missing out on the book entries I can still showcase a TON of interesting bandits if you go good guy because your gonna run into them a LOT.

Not to mention bandit speech is painful to write...

>>39637301
>>39637349
>>39637363
Bandits

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>39637385
If you want to showcase bandits then FUCK no we aren't going to be the guys fighting them We're going to be the bandits so we can be on the side of the showcase

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>39637441
>>39637415
>>39637385
Bandits.
Give me a bit to think of a cool name. This time lets get the name first then build everything off that

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>39637441
...anon bandits fight each other ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Either way they are coming for you.

>>39637789
Yes, except if we play bandits there's a small chance we can ally with even a few of them. Or if we beat them add them to our ranks. Like how we did bloodsnow.

If we go good guys we have to be 100% have to be hostile to them with no chance of recruitment or intimidation/bribe into cooperation

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39637933
This.

Bandits fight each other. But they don't always try to exterminate each other.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>39637933
>>39637995
well shit...writing bandit is painfully hard.

Fuckers have the worst goddamn speech problems and grammar.

>>39637995
Actually...there are some bandits who do so especially if resources start getting scarce they turn on each other real quick once prey starts to run low.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>39638072
hm according to my count paramilitary wins 5 to 4 bandit.

>>39638072
True. But again, that is situational.

Good guys will NEVER be able to recruit or work or even make peace with bandits without losing face and possibly becoming bandits themselves

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>39638123
I switched my vote from paramilitary to bandit

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>39638072
They don't have to be low brow knuckle draggers. They could be written any way you want them

Also I got a tile figured out but still not a name Like
"We are ------- the hell dismantled"

I still need to come up with a good name...

>>39638123
Bandits

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>39638123
My vote is for bandits

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>39638123
Base options are the following.

Garrison Tower
Military Bunker
Military Base

Homeground and terrain undecided.

Hero undecided.

heroic options

>Commander
>Super Soldier
>Quartermaster
>Doctor
>Special

>>39638162
Bandits share a common 'speech' which is really a brutalized pidgin language. Its sounds awful and is hard to understand but doable.

And don't even go into bandit ideas of writing...

Rolled 97, 60, 53, 19, 47 = 276 (5d100)

>>39638236
that feel when I realize I'd been using the wrong dice this entire time...can't believe no one wanted adventure besides pirates.

>>39638236
>Military Base
>Homeground and Terrain
Train, grassy plains interspersed with forests and lots of Old World road networks and superhighways

Homeground is a rocky enclave wherein the military base used to be

Hero is Commander

>>39638431
So, steppe with occasional forests?

And we're in a particularly rocky/broken part of it?

>>39638585
Well. . .no, it shouldn't be something that sticks out.

Lemme get a better pic

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>>39638618

>>39638618
>>39638673
Like, those types of hills or raised areas are common and its easy to miss a military base installed in one of the many rocky parts of it. Something with low profile

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>39638431
Vote

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>39638431
Supporting this

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>39638431
Vote I guess.

So are we paramilitary or bandit
I'm for bandit.

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39638236
>Military Bunker

>Home Mountains, terrain plains.

Hero ... Super Soldier (Thinking some poster boy or some one with fame) or quarter master (something new).

>>39638296
It's really hard to bet open seas adventure.

>>39638236
Military Base
Steppes
Commander

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>39638431
>>>>Turn 1
>>>>>>>A. Scavenge for Supplies.
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>>>E. Scavenge for Salvage
>>>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>Resource Points: 6
>>>>>Pop 1k
>>>>>Military 1k
>>>>>>>Food: Good
>>>>>>>Water: Good
>>>>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>>>>Medicine: Very Good
>>>>>>>Health: Good
>>>>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>>>>Fuel: Good
>>>>>>>Tech level: Poor(great temporary)
>>>>>>>Reputation: -----
>>>>>>>>Infrastructure: Barracks. Medical Bay. Vehicle Bay. Armory. Officer Quarters. Gym. Sim Pods. Command Center. Supply Depot.
>>>>>>>Defenses: Fortified Walls. Fortified Gatehouse. Killzone. Turret Network. Mono Wired Fence. Military Matrix.
>>>>>>>vehicles: Jeeps. APCs. Tanks. Planes. FTOL. Choppers.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Plasma Pump. Biofuel Generator.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Mono Knives. Vibro Blades. Pistols. Shotguns. Rifles(all). SMGs. Explosives(plentiful). Heavy Weapons(extensive).
>>>>>>>armor: Full Body Armor(lots). Power Armor.
>>>>>>>communications: Encrypted Comm suite. Long Range Radio.
>>>>>>>Materials: Supply 6

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39639226
Do we have war or military action?

>>>> G. Explore

We have literally no info. Let's fix that

>>39639226
Straight to the point eh?

Also holy bejeebus look at thos stats! We have everything!

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>39639279
Adventure!

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>39639226
These are some kickass stats
>>39639279
Vote

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>39639226
Hey Genie, do you want to try a new thread to draw in players for Post Apoc Military civ quest?

>>39639279
Yup, lets check things out.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39639279
>>39639226
We no fluff at... This is different

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>39639226
>>>>>>>G. Explore

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>39639226
FUCK
>That feel when 4chan ate my huge hero and faction intro

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>39639368
oh shut up.

4chan ate my damned post when I was introducing the poor commander who just found out his promotion actually had terrible timing.

I guess we go with a forest tactical focused commander, to fit the area. Aged, say 40's and had a son join the army to follow his foot steps.

Now what was our mission/job here ...

>>39639469
>>39639434
Well never mind, I was going to come up with some fluff to help.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>39639488
Still need faction fluff otherwise tis gonna end up defaulted.

>>39639510
Bloodsnow fluff developed over time, why not these guys

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>39639510
Civ name idea

Legions light

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39639226
Greetings Commander I am afraid I carry some bad news.

"Fuck really its my first goddamn day."

"I am afraid Commander." continues the AI ignoring his complaints. "That our current food and water reserves will run out shortly."

"Wait what?"

"Also Commander we are in need of renewing our stocks on plasma feed and radioactive materials for the reactors. If we cannot acquire such materials we will lose operation of our best technologies and will have to ration electricity."

"FUCK wait don't tell me that is why the bots and company got axed?"

"...Affirmative Commander. Such drastic action was taken in order to increase our supplies and stocks."

"Well shit...any good news at least?"

"Our armament supply is still in pristine condition."

"...What terrible goddamn timing for a promotion. Now I am stuck trying to fix this mess and I can't BELIEVE they fucking shutdown the bot battalions. Well at least we can turn on the clone companies in a pinch. Should still be mostly intact."

"Uhm Commander."

"Oh by gods what now?"

"The bot battalions were actually...scrapped entirely."

"oh no...no no no no,"

"And the clone companies were broken down for supplies."

"FUUUCK. So wait why didn't you say we needed to find fueling stocks for those too?"

"Because commander it was scrapped in its entirety."

"...wha? What do you mean computer?"

"Bots were scrapped entirely ended up being recycled. Cloned Company Center was also scrapped and recycled."

"...So THATS why the rations became such utter shit. Good god I can't believed they fed those things to the clones...that just ain't ri-wait what about the bots? We still have something right?"

"Scrapped entirely. Armaments placed back in armory and fuels were used to keep the power running."

"...WHERE IS THE PREVIOUS COMMANDER I AM GONNA KILL EM KILL! Damn it AI open this fucking door that is a goddamn order."

"I am sorry commander but I cannot endorse Homicidal rages unless its towards the enemy."

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>39639510
I'm going to back the G.I. trooper supply base idea.

We were put here to train troops for forested engagements and civil defense. Then if people were needed, troops would be set out using the net work of roads here.

Faction Name: Hunt, County, Militia - H.C.M.

Normally we would get our food and water from the towns near by. After the connections were lost we had to make dew with hunting and the lake nearby.

A few men had gardening as a hobby in their off time and that has helped in some ways.

The real problem was keeping uniforms in shape ... one person sowing is not a good thing and not many like the work.

Thank god for the few mechanics we have, otherwise we would be out our filter truck for water and back up power.

Rolled 75, 61, 52, 76, 44 = 308 (5d100)

>>39639699
Commander

Traits
Bonus leadership(Specialized Command)
Bonus War

Qualities
ORDER: Able to create order while issuing new commands.

Passive
Commanding Presence

>>39639729
The woods are scattered just as are the outcroppings of rock. The rest of it is plains.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39639226
>explore our base

>>39639761
Comander has no ability?

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>>39639761
... hm, well that doesn't change to much.

We can still hunt in plains for rabbits and other grass feed animals. Trained in plains combat and civil defense.

Problems always came up in open field combat ... hard to find cover. Upside we got tanks and APCs to act as cover. Then power armor to fill in gaps, if we didn't have some shield units for small arms fire.

>>39639887
Sup player?

Rolled 20, 41, 89, 14, 97 = 261 (5d100)

>>39639699
"So when are you gonna let me out of here? Uh Computer hello?"

Crackled voice comes on the comms.

"Apologies Commander but we have lost contact with orbiting satellites and have no real connection."

"Well...can we least bounce on anything?"

"negative commander."

"Well why the hell not?"

"...Too much debris in orbit is interfering badly with our comms."

"So no birds in the sky?"

"Only if we go up there ourselves Commander."

"Well shit how about location?"

"Transport system is surpisingly intact. However..."

"What?"

"Plains are giving way to forest."

"What?"

"Forest is expanding and reclaiming the plains."

"...Well shit."

"Also Commander."

"oh what now."

"New outcroppings of rock have appeared due to geological instability."

"So I thought this place was flat plains and a formerly well positioned base to oversee all the transport network that lays around here."

"It used to be so Commander."

"Well shit how intact is the transport system?"

"Decaying."

"Well obviously. Any word on the further strechs?"

"Negative Commander."

"Well did the scans pick up anything?"

"Affirmative Commander scans indicate the following."

>Bandits
Good

>Density

Above Average

>Monsters
Average

>Zombies
Good

>Mystery
UNKNOWN

>>39639913
He has one active that is ORDER.

Rolled 19, 63, 27, 41, 12 = 162 (5d100)

>>39639761
This is post apoc time line right?

I remember you saying that there are often lots of very small groups all around that we usually ignore. Well we can talk them in to joining us and they can serve as out civilian work bace. They can get some farms going and what not.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>39639926
Wait, are we in a time slow down on our base as the world around us ages and flys through time tell we hit the post fall apoc setting? That sound fucking great!

>>39639926
Genie as bandits we still get the bandit bonuses right?

The vast majority swayed toward bandit after all.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39639984
We should be bandits I believe, thats what most of us voted for.

Rolled 23, 2, 71, 9, 72 = 177 (5d100)

>>39639984
Apparently we are not bandits. We are paramilitary

But I'm liking it so far

Gives me a reason to call some one Major Fine

>>39640025
I don't think so. . .at least a couple of people who voted paramilitary switched to bandit and then there were more bandit votes.

Makes no difference either way, looks like the foods about to run out

Time to go raid for more!

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>39639279
"Uh hey Commander your not gonna believe this."

"What now?"

"We ain't on open ground anymore."

"...What do you mean not anymore?"

"The base is now located in some rocky outcropping now Commander. Luckily the base was anchored in such a way it wasn't shook up to badly...well except for the Company and bots those places are more then a little fucked."

"How bad?"

"...Good news is we got more room."

"Bad news is?"

"Its gonna be a bitch getting our guys out here Commander. Volcanic overflow and damn plate instability out the ass."

"Wait what the plates shifted?"

"According to our scanners the new fault line is apparently a few hundred miles away according to the tremors."

"...Goddamn it. Anyway we can get our vehicles through?"

"Luckily Commander its all Hover. Hate to see this terrain would do on some wheels and tracks."

"We got anything besides Hover? That shit is expensive.(especially considering at this rate we wont be able to afford to keep using them).

"Aye sir should still be able to move our Legged vehicles once we get down scanning the new grounds to find a working route."

"Any luck with that working for tracks or wheeled?"

Hears harsh laughing sounds over the comms.

"Not a chance in hell sir unless we bring out heavy demolitions and that will only work with the tracks not to mention cause a huge racket. Otherwise we are gonna need some proper equipment that we sure as hell don't have."

"...Fine. We are limiting the use of hover vehicles soldier so find a damned route for our legged versions asap."

"Understood Commander. We should have a route found shortly."

Rolled 31, 53, 2, 71, 21 = 178 (5d100)

>>39639926
>>39639978
With the possible time warp angle we can call our selves history's finest

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>39640044
Fuck yeah we are.

Besides, the paramilitary vote was for the spacemen and we're clearly not spacemen.

Nobody generic paramilitary.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>39640137
There aren't really any votes toward paramilitary. I don't know where Genie thinks there are.

Anyway, don't care. We're gonna kick ass, take names, and steal the loot either way.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>39639984
...turning bandit is indeed an option as always. Right now though you aren't considered bandits.

>>39640083
Route discovered.

Now able to deploy legged craft.

>>39640137
There was no consensus hence why the 'weirdness' in regards to the commander's predecessor. I am still leaving it open.

>>39640191
I checked votes from top.

>>>>Turn 2
>>>>>>>A. Scavenge for Supplies.
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>>>E. Scavenge for Salvage
>>>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>Resource Points: 6
>>>>>Pop 1k
>>>>>Military 1k
>>>>>>>Food: Above Average
>>>>>>>Water: Above Average
>>>>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>>>>Medicine: Very Good
>>>>>>>Health: Good
>>>>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>>>>Fuel: Above Average
>>>>>>>Tech level: Poor(great temporary)
>>>>>>>Reputation: -----
>>>>>>>>Infrastructure: Barracks. Medical Bay. Vehicle Bay. Armory. Officer Quarters. Gym. Sim Pods. Command Center. Supply Depot.
>>>>>>>Defenses: Fortified Walls. Fortified Gatehouse. Killzone. Turret Network. Mono Wired Fence. Military Matrix.
>>>>>>>vehicles: Jeeps. APCs. Tanks. Planes. FTOL. Choppers.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Plasma Pump. Biofuel Generator.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Mono Knives. Vibro Blades. Pistols. Shotguns. Rifles(all). SMGs. Explosives(plentiful). Heavy Weapons(extensive).
>>>>>>>armor: Full Body Armor(lots). Power Armor.
>>>>>>>communications: Encrypted Comm suite. Long Range Radio.
>>>>>>>Materials: Supply 6

>>39640217
>I checked votes from top.
Yes, and nobody proposed or voted generic paramilitary.

I can however count
>>39637301
>>39637349
>>39637363
>>39637415
>>39637542
>>39638174
At least 6 votes for bandit

Rolled 58 (1d100)

Its fine guys, this is better because we get the Bandit bonuses and some nice military tech, we get the best of both worlds.

>>39640217
Our good stats, no! They're falling!

Fuuuck, okay, bear necessities. We need food, water, and fuel. Go find them!

Most importantly find renewable sources of them.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39640265
It isn't generic damn it.

There just wasn't a goddamned fluff winner but faction did and a third of those votes came in after I released the victor.

Rolled 16, 26, 12, 47, 60 = 161 (5d100)

>>39640191
>>39640265
Oh well, why not both?

>>39640265
I voted good guys and that was for Paramilitary.

Then there was the people saying they would be down for the space men, which were a type of paramilitary iIrc.

I can get why people are upset on the not locking of spacemen fluffed troops again.

>>39640314
Still though, you say you counted paramilitary votes but I don't see any at all. Surely you'd at least be able to link them.

Rolled 55, 82, 17, 93, 18 = 265 (5d100)

>>39640314
>>39640265
We are not generic we are an army lost in time! Some weapon in the fall fucked up and we where pushed forward in time to the post fall world! The land around us has changed and the world more so!

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>39640217
NEWS
"Uh sir we just had this drone come in bearing the required codes then simply left once it dropped off its cargo."

"What who did the Drone belong to?"

"Megacorp Logibo."

"So what did it deliver?"

"Rations sir. Lots of rations."

Food and water have increased by 4 each.

"Commander..."

"Yes Computer?"

"Logibo Megacorp has shown no signs of life much less activity for a...very long time."

"So wait then what-the scans for the rations came back clean though...jesus just how long was that drone up there for?"

>>39640324
So that is one confirmed vote at least, still apart from the fluff musings I'm not getting where the paramilitary 'votes' are coming from.

Whatever, as long as we get a boost to jurry rigging, good war capability, and a chance to truly shine as bandits I'm perfectly happy.

>>39640374
That wasn't voted though. . .

Of course, if we ARE paramilitary I would rather we went with the spacemen than anything else.

But I'd rather we go bandit ultimately because Genie has something special in store for them and I want to be a part of that

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39640391
>But I'd rather we go bandit ultimately because Genie has something special in store for them and I want to be a part of that

That's why I wanted bandits as well.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>39640391
For fucks sake the special for bandits wasn't for your bandits. Player bandits only means I could do the bandit book entries which amuses me.

It was still gonna happen either way.

>>39640390
Do we know where Megacorp Logibo is located?

>>39640433
I want bandit book entries. . .

Rolled 74, 74, 90, 70, 100 = 408 (5d100)

>>39640433
>>39640415
>>39640391
Look at me. Look at me.
(I'm the captan now quote)
We paramilitary now
Lost in time!

GREAT SCOTT!

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>39640217
Question for you men, any of you hunters? We are in need of food and it would be good to have squad sent out to get fresh food for us often. That is until proper supply lines can be made again.

>F
Scout for factions to trade with or people we can arrange deals with for supplies.

>>39640458
O yeah like the outcast guys, but eh I would still like round two of good guys.

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>>39640483
FUCK YOU

WE ARE BANDITS MOTHERFUCKER!

I WILL RAPE YOU SO HARD YOUR GRANDCHILDRENS ASSHOLES WILL BLEED

we're paramilitary bandits now son

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>39640437
We do know where their remains are located according to the old map(which is extremely outdated)

OCC Logibo was the ONLY Megacorp who failed to survive the Fall. Despite the best efforts of the other corps to determine see if they survived or not all indications indicated the contrary. To this day in remembrance of Logibo and their actions the Corporate Council keeps a seat open for them and based their new calender on the very last received transmission from them.

They were legendary as the biggest bros among the Corps and they sacrificed themselves to save countless others. Their last very last sent out tranmission is used by the megacorps to time the official end of the Fall and the start of their new calender in remembrance in addition to the open seat in case a survivor should ever appear.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>39640483
I... Fuck, dat roll tho
>>39640510
Look at my roll tho! That crit! That stacking!
We are paramilitary from the past!
That grants us some... Interesting things! Like we can loot like bandits because it's taking back lost old world stuff

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39640483
>>39640561
If we go good guys lost in time, I'd like to make a revote on the spacedudes.

So we can truly be "lost in time"

>>39640577
I really want to make that vote now, it rustles my jimmies like a motherfucker being unable to tell if I should think like a bandit or a trooper.

If we are absolutely not bandits and are paramilitary then I want the spacemen.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39640546
I'm liking this more and more!
Never thought mega corps would help eachother

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>39640629
>>39640577
Fluff vote

Rolled 12 (1d100)

I dunno why Genie thinks Bandit dialogue is hard to write, it's fun as hell

>>39640217
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
Follow the logibo drone and investigate the base. Why is it active?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39640217
>>>>>>>G. Explore
Logibo ruins

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>39640632
Then your gonna love this.

During the Fall Logibo REFUSED to stay low and helped as many as they could no matter the cost. They promised they wouldn't stop until the Fall ended. they did keep their promise...as the very last transmission sent by them was an automated message saying mission accomplished.

That was the last ever transmission made by the megacorp as every single one of their facilities was found to be either abandoned by them or destroyed. It was an automated broadcast and it turned out no one was behind it much to the misery of the Corporate Council who checked desperate to find a remnant no matter how small.

Logibo was extremely proud in their customer satisfaction and ended up being the acknowledged as biggest bro of all megacorps. During the Fall unlike many other megacorps who were desperate to survive and even possibly profit. They were the only ones who refused to close their doors to others no matter how bad it got and went out of their way to help everyone they possibly could despite the sacrifice to themselves. They did this because of their vow of being the best bros and considered everyone a potential customer/friend. This meant treating them as best as possible even other megacorps and competition.

Fuck, I just hate that Genie is gonna cook something special for the bandits. Yes not us even if we played it, but no matter what if we go the good guy route we are GONNA have to encounter that and it's gonna suck ass for us. Where at least if we're bandits there is a chance we don't have to throw ourselves into the meat grinder.

Being on the wrong end of something Genie cooks up is the worst experience ever.

Also I want bandit book. . .

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>39640577
We get Old World tech if we vote that right? And special gear?

I'll back the federation.
>>39640768
>>39640731
And scouting out the Logibo ruins.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>39640731
>>39640768
Vote.
Although we might piss of the mega corps a lot if we loot the place, so let's just explore first

What if we find there CEO in a cryogenic chamber or something! All the mega corps would love us for that!

>>39640577
Na I'm happy with how this is going all ready. If anything we might secretly be the space men, or at least a part of them that's left.

I side with lost in time over lost in space

>>39640982
Thing is though we miss out on all the cool tech if we don't vote that in now and soon. Unless Genie has an alternative for it

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>39640768
>>39640731
Vote
>>39640964
Unlikely that can be found if it exists,
If it did the mega corp would hove found it...

Unless it was hidden in our base and locked away from the world because time warp!

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>39640731
Scouts sent out to investigate Logibo ruins...on the way there are forces found a certain crashed drone. When they checked it out turned out the Drone was following some ancient automated instructions and protocol. They found a old hand written note that simply said "good luck" and a smiley face written on it. On the back of it showed a old sheet of paper showing a Logibo logo over a heart touching scene where goods were being handed out to those in need by smiling corp relief agents and those being helped were in tears they were so thankful. Problem was the date on it...and the scene of carnage happening in the background.

When they finally got there...turned out the place had been turned into a zombie hive. As there were zombies crawling everywhere. So our forces wisely withdrew once they capped a few zombie outlying who found them.

>>>>Turn 1
>>>>>>>A. Scavenge for Supplies.
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>>>E. Scavenge for Salvage
>>>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>Resource Points: 6
>>>>>Pop 1k
>>>>>Military 1k
>>>>>>>Food: Good
>>>>>>>Water: Good
>>>>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>>>>Medicine: Very Good
>>>>>>>Health: Good
>>>>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>>>>Fuel: Good
>>>>>>>Tech level: Poor(great temporary)
>>>>>>>Reputation: -----
>>>>>>>>Infrastructure: Barracks. Medical Bay. Vehicle Bay. Armory. Officer Quarters. Gym. Sim Pods. Command Center. Supply Depot.
>>>>>>>Defenses: Fortified Walls. Fortified Gatehouse. Killzone. Turret Network. Mono Wired Fence. Military Matrix.
>>>>>>>vehicles: Jeeps. APCs. Tanks. Planes. FTOL. Choppers.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Plasma Pump. Biofuel Generator.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Mono Knives. Vibro Blades. Pistols. Shotguns. Rifles(all). SMGs. Explosives(plentiful). Heavy Weapons(extensive).
>>>>>>>armor: Full Body Armor(lots). Power Armor.
>>>>>>>communications: Encrypted Comm suite. Long Range Radio.
>>>>>>>Materials: Supply 6

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>39641019
But, right now I'm thinking we will not want for TEC, when we find the lost CEO! And if we can time warp we already have cool tec.

If we can keep the current fluff then I'm ok with the space men

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>39641044
Damn it meant turn three and food/water was at Very Good.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39641076
But genie, it still works because TIME WARP!
At least for turn count

>>39641044
"Commander, these zombies desecrate the place of our old friends and impede the way of any chance of finding scraps of Logibo tech.

Do you judge us able to combat them at this point? Or is that too much for us to handle"

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>39641044
Scout the area for non hostiles and resource gathering sights

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>39641120
We loge a customer service complaint to the zombies.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39641044
What are our reaserch level?

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>39641044
Scavenge for resources, keep an eye out for any and all ruins, settlements, camps, resources dense areas as we do.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39641235
Poor.

>>39641120
"We don't know what strain of zombie they are and its a goddamn hive. Right now no maybe once we get the big guns fueled and know what kind they are we can handle it. Maybe."

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39641302
We have a ton of resources, we should search for caravans to trade with or look for tech to upgrade our research capbility. We need to improve our falling food and water production leve.s

>>>>>>>E. Scavenge for Salvage
Look for more technology and science

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>39641338
Vote

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>39641338
Science!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39641338
Vote
Is there a way to trade with the mega corps? They at least might want to know of the bro corps last delivery

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39641448
>>39641338
Vote

>>39641448
I'm holding my reservations for trade, just in case we keep the going bandit card in our pocket.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>39641448
>>39641338
Vote

The corps might clear out the zombie nest to look for info on there lost brother

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>39641338
Forces sent out to try and locate some tech. Figures there has to be something here considering it used to be a major transit location. In that regard our forces get lucky when they crack open a cargo container that turns out to be full of electronics. Considering what the container was full of it should of counted as shielded as well. So our forces lug it back home sadly it would appear they are common commercial goods but ah well.

>>39641448
You would have to contact/find a corp remnant first.

>>>>Turn 4
>>>>>>>A. Scavenge for Supplies.
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>>>E. Scavenge for Salvage
>>>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>Resource Points: 6
>>>>>Pop 1k
>>>>>Military 1k
>>>>>>>Food: Good
>>>>>>>Water: Good
>>>>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>>>>Medicine: Very Good
>>>>>>>Health: Good
>>>>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>>>>Fuel: Average
>>>>>>>Tech level: Poor(great temporary)
>>>>>>>Reputation: -----
>>>>>>>>Infrastructure: Barracks. Medical Bay. Vehicle Bay. Armory. Officer Quarters. Gym. Sim Pods. Command Center. Supply Depot.
>>>>>>>Defenses: Fortified Walls. Fortified Gatehouse. Killzone. Turret Network. Mono Wired Fence. Military Matrix.
>>>>>>>vehicles: Jeeps. APCs. Tanks. Planes. FTOL. Choppers.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Plasma Pump. Biofuel Generator.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Mono Knives. Vibro Blades. Pistols. Shotguns. Rifles(all). SMGs. Explosives(plentiful). Heavy Weapons(extensive).
>>>>>>>armor: Full Body Armor(lots). Power Armor.
>>>>>>>communications: Encrypted Comm suite. Long Range Radio.
>>>>>>>Materials: Supply 6. Commercial Electronics(1 cargo container).

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>39641448
>>39641338
Vote

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>39641530
Hmm, well at least we have electronic stuff on standby. But that didn't get us closer to better research.

Oh well, we best make do with what we can.

I vote we imporve our food and water collection until we're no longer running a deficit.

>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>Improve farms and water collection to where we're slowly stockpiling, not losing
Spend 1 Supply for any fertilizer and plumbing needs

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39641640
Vote

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>39641640
Maybe we can use the electronic scrap for lightning so we can farm at night.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39641640
>>39641719
Vote.

>>39641530
Genie it's really eating me up over here and I'm about to explode. Can you please link those paramilitary votes and I can get some peace of mind that people actually voted paramilitary? I don't see any but one

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39641640
Sure

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>39641777
Here anon.

Genie was wrong, there weren't nearly as many paramilitary votes as there were but because of his condition he thought there were votes for them.

But now we are locked onto paramilitary and its too late to switch back. But you were right and there was only minimal votes.

Feel better?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>39641640
"So we gonna see what is going on with the food and water?"

"Well food is harder but we should have some water facilities so we gonna check out-"

"Uh guys."

"wha-oh what the hell!

"...Well good thing we got that supply there to get those replacements parts."

"Well shit its fucked."

"Well lets get to work...try to recapture the spent water and then well'll see about recycling it."

"What about food production?"

"Kid have you SEEN what the terrain is like around here? Not to mention you die faster without water than you do food."

"oh..okay."

"Fucking new guys."

>>>>Turn 5
>>>>>>>A. Scavenge for Supplies.
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>>>E. Scavenge for Salvage
>>>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>Resource Points: 6
>>>>>Pop 1k
>>>>>Military 1k
>>>>>>>Food: Good
>>>>>>>Water: Good
>>>>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>>>>Medicine: Very Good
>>>>>>>Health: Good
>>>>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>>>>Fuel: Average
>>>>>>>Tech level: Poor(great temporary)
>>>>>>>Reputation: -----
>>>>>>>>Infrastructure: Barracks. Medical Bay. Vehicle Bay. Armory. Officer Quarters. Gym. Sim Pods. Command Center. Supply Depot.
>>>>>>>Defenses: Fortified Walls. Fortified Gatehouse. Killzone. Turret Network. Mono Wired Fence. Military Matrix.
>>>>>>>vehicles: Jeeps. APCs. Tanks. Planes. FTOL. Choppers.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Plasma Pump. Biofuel Generator.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Mono Knives. Vibro Blades. Pistols. Shotguns. Rifles(all). SMGs. Explosives(plentiful). Heavy Weapons(extensive).
>>>>>>>armor: Full Body Armor(lots). Power Armor.
>>>>>>>communications: Encrypted Comm suite. Long Range Radio.
>>>>>>>Materials: Supply 5

>>39641852
Are we still running a deficit on food and water?

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>39641873
Yup. Turned out all the activity fucked with the water pipes and recycling which is getting fixed or outright replaced. That was the reason you were losing so much water.

Food is gonna be much harder to deal with.

>>39641852
>>39641873
Also do we need to devote any more turns to repairs?

>>39641831
that feels better actually. . .
I just hate when that happens, I get in one mindset and then it rips right through me when I have to get out of it. I was stoked for bandits

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39641902
I see

>>39641852
An army marches on its stomach, we need food.

This is NOT a desert, there's grass and trees everywhere and where there are there is fertile soil.

>>>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
Go out and gather compost, fertile soil, and look for more fertilizer to add to our farms. We need to improve the fertility of our soil to handle more crops.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39641831
>>39641777
>>39641906
...sorry the pain was acting up and I can only take so many painkillers a day without risking addiction.

Pain was flaring up and I really did thought I counted enough votes.

Pain fucks with you hard maybe it wont be such a good idea to run a civ...especially if I can't manage to keep my shit together.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>39641852
You know what would be sweet? If the first 10 we had an extra action, to help get things started. I would call it the "new beginnings" perk

We can start the 10 2 actions terns now tho if you're ok with it.

>>39641965
Well, I have to admit these "you must spend a whole thread getting things into equillibrium before moving out" are a little tedious but expected.

I was almost excited that we'd get past that when I saw how great our starting stats were but then we learned we're losing all our stocks like crazy.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39641949
fuck I been saying sorry an awful lot this thread...can't even manage to do even plain old civs anymore goddamn it.

I knew it was gonna end up getting in the way...but shit. If being turned into a cripple wasn't bad enough already.


Well I will offer a redo and a fatepoint due to my fuckup due to pain fucking with my judgement...shit I can't afford to have that fucked with though. Especially with the civs.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39641949
It's ok man, if you don't feel up to it fine, but I'm loving this. I trust that you can do this. I would help you keep your Ming off the pain.

>>39641965
Granted as a genie mixup boon?

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39641932
Vote

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>39641932
>>39642020
Farm improvement vote

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39642003
No no I'm likeing this civ. Lest keep going with it.

Just take your time. You can do it man

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39642040
Crap

Well, we did just get a fatepoint...

>>39642040
I guess only the mutants can farm ...

>>39642003
One step at a time.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>39642003
Let's keep playing this civ. I'm likeing the fluff
>>39642040
Can no one farm in this setting?

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39642116
And a roll of 69 to boot

Do they really have any import in civ mode?

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39642003
and my pain is flaring up again fucking with my thinking processes...I can't do civs this way.

They require clear chain of thought and limited lapses in judgement. With pain both of those go out the goddamn window.

...shit.

>>39642040
I almost want to fatepoint this but. . .Genie's been on a roll with the 1s at least in the War game. Those were fun.

I want to see what he does with this 1.

Who knows, maybe we'll even wean ourselves off from all the fatepoint boon usage. But if this is just plain old boring and hurtful I guess we'll go back to it.

>>39642190
You could sleep Genie, we can bump the thread and play tommorow when you're better.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39642190
If this bullshit keeps up I am gonna need to pull an exit plan while I am still capable of it...

>>39642206
I am trying to think but it ain't working too well at the moment.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39642233
...it doesn't get better anon only worse.

Some days are better than others granted but they all slide down hill either way. Docs ain't got much a clue just give me addictive painkillers while they run more tests which takes forever to find out the results of.

...at this fucking rate I ain't ever gonna complete part 2 of three in regards to the system damn it.

>>39642281
Perhaps it's time you became a player of the game and worked with the other civ quests that use your system to finish the other parts...

You have done so much man, share the lode

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39642281
This shit is gonna drive me insane...and I am already bored as hell. Pain and boredom what a match.

I try to do this stuff to alleviate the boredom...would prefer to be able to keep doing so.

>>39642357
Problem is technically those other parts...well they aren't so easy to test in a civ capacity.

As what was next was War mode that was gonna let me finish figure out the stats and crude terrain rules as well as other stuff that would crop up.

Finally would come the last part of Small scale. Which is meant for MUCH smaller scale but also finishing the details for heroic and other units.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39641530
Find material to fuel our nuclear reactor.

Gotta keep the power if we want to keep our tech.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>39643013
Vote; also make sure we don't iradiate ourselves in the process

Morning bump

I dread what that crit 1 will do almost as much as I am curious to what it will do. . .

bumplestiltskin

>>39642572
Bump

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>39643013
Vote.

>>39651100
>>39643137
>>39643013
Would that we could vote for it gents, but there's a crit on the way.

If you guys wanna fatepoint it be my guest we have one spare

>>39651294
Hah, no fatepoint. Let the fail flow.

>>39651330
I agree with this.

>>39651499
>>39651330
Ditto

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39642040
Alright now that i ate and the pain isn't quite so crippling(I really should look into stronger painkillers) I shall start.

----

So...whose bright idea was it to acquire soil and fertilzer?"

"Well the soil around here is too rocky so we sent some guys around to the plains to load up on dirt."

"And?"

"Oh we also dug into the chems for you know fertilizer."

"...you fucking idiots."

"What?"

"This so called dirt? IS ROCK AND PLASTIC and the fertilizer that you soaked it all in? HERBICIDE."

"So..."

"Not only did you morons fail miserably you ALSO poisoned the surrounding grounds for planting. Shit might as well dropped a nuk-oh fuck what is with that expression?"

"We sorta had a leak..."

"...Fucking idiots how can you fuck up farming so goddamn hard?"

"Well in our defense farming is complicated and we ain't go no farmers..."

>>>>Turn 6
>>>>>>>A. Scavenge for Supplies.
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>>>E. Scavenge for Salvage
>>>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>Resource Points: 6
>>>>>Pop 1k
>>>>>Military 1k
>>>>>>>Food: Good
>>>>>>>Water: Good
>>>>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>>>>Medicine: Very Good
>>>>>>>Health: Good
>>>>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>>>>Fuel: Good
>>>>>>>Tech level: Poor(great temporary)
>>>>>>>Reputation: -----
>>>>>>>>Infrastructure: Barracks. Medical Bay. Vehicle Bay. Armory. Officer Quarters. Gym. Sim Pods. Command Center. Supply Depot.
>>>>>>>Defenses: Fortified Walls. Fortified Gatehouse. Killzone. Turret Network. Mono Wired Fence. Military Matrix.
>>>>>>>vehicles: Jeeps. APCs. Tanks. Planes. FTOL. Choppers.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Plasma Pump. Biofuel Generator.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Mono Knives. Vibro Blades. Pistols. Shotguns. Rifles(all). SMGs. Explosives(plentiful). Heavy Weapons(extensive).
>>>>>>>armor: Full Body Armor(lots). Power Armor.
>>>>>>>communications: Encrypted Comm suite. Long Range Radio.
>>>>>>>Materials: Supply 5

>>39652112
>"Well in our defense farming is complicated and we ain't go no farmers..."
That's because we're BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDITS

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39652167
Certainly would explain why we're bad at farmers. And give us a solution to getting food the fun way.

>>39652112
Now would be a good time to finding some hazmat gear and cleaning up the mess. Surely as paramilitary we can do protective biosuits.

>>>>>>>E. Scavenge
>Biohazard And Cleanup Equipment

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>39652112
Surrounding terrain around base has been compromised in regards to planting. Even the previously hardy few plants located around us have all DIED!

"...Well on the plus side the view is pretty good."

"When wasn't it good?"

"Oh oh hell."

"What?"

"How bad is the leak?"

"eh tiny why?"

"Thought I saw some ghouls heading this way."

"The link wasn't that bad I don't thin- Wait a second you fucking moron that ain't no ghouls that is a fucking caravan."

"Oh...well shit lets go check them out before they stumble on our base."

"I fucking wish we had a bunker less obvious."

"Yeah but I like the space bitch."

"Fuck you to Mars."

Passing Caravan detected.

Forces have mobalized to prevent them from stumbling upon our base and getting to close. They were rather worried when suddenly a bunch of shimmering humanoid figures appeared revealing a bunch of guys in power armor. Made them shit bricks.

What do?
>>39652167
Crit fail.

Nuff said.

>>39652221
"'ey Boss, why we so worried about caravan's findin our base eh? Ain't we da best soldiers around?"

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39652221
After that initial shock though they took us back to their caravan where we found out they come through here every so often on their way to commit business.

Apparently they are a bunch of traders who visit different settlements and offer assorted goods/services. They hadn't known about another paramilitary faction like ours being nearby. Claimed we were rather few in number especially considering many either bit the dust or turned bandit to survive.

From them we found out the location of several bandit bases and they warned us to watch out for the tracks. According to them a number of...nastier businesses also tend to pass through here as its one of the only straights capable of 'safely' passing through some serious zombie turf. Also why they use this stretch as its only of the few shortcuts capable of bypass despite the dangers.

They warned you to watch out for the mutant caravans who come out of the wastes as well as the ghastly caravans. Also watch out for the trains.

According to them the reason why bandits like this stretch so much for moving is because if the rumors are true...there is a zed presence around here somewhere.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39652386
Discovered rumor ZEDS BE HERE!

Zeds infamous factions who somehow manage to not only deal with the zombies in such a way as to be ignored but even control them...

According the the traders a nearby zed faction here is said to be bandit.

Discovered the following Bandit Bases

>Train Terrain
Former rail line section and repair base for trains that has been taken in by bandits converting it to their uses. A TON of bandit traffic goes through here that relies upon the rails.

>High Hell
Bandit bases built on top of mega highway and pillars. Gives them a damn good view for their launching of forces.

According to the caravans High Hellers are the most difficult for them as they LOVE to harass passing traffic.

>Bloodbowl
A nearby slaver bandit faction who established a base due to prime location. Lots of meat comes and goes through here.

>Bloody Bane Base
The bloody Banes are large bandit faction have a base here. They are former paramilitary who turned bandit and claimed this fallen military base. Now they are terrors to everyone and everything. Even other bandits.

>Sick Spires

Built into pillars and reeks of foul tech and work.

>Trans Holding Prison #A23

Previously used to hold prisoners in transit now converted into a major bandit bastion.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39652221
Thanks for the inflammation good sirs and madams(if there is ladies).

Would you be willing to let us go on a ride with you and help protect as payment? I wish to learn about the area and anything else on the way. Also if you have (Any parts and items we need for the base) we would be happy to trade or arrange some kind service.

What did the Bloodsnows do to get food without farmming because bandits? I don't think we ever learned to fish

>>39652555
>>39652279
Dialogue whenever you're ready

>>39652643
They developed Ultrabunkers that had integrated, automated food production and water recyvling.

>>39652664
I think it would be easy to understand not having unwanted attention. Why let people know about out base if we can avoid it?

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39652279
"The less who know our exact location the better and while we certainly do have the best toys. We only have so much munitions and parts for said toys. Getting more will be most difficult."

>>39652711
Exactly. Its why your patrol decided to interrupt the caravan scouts to make sure they didn't get too close.

>>39652695
How the hell did we do that? I vaguely remember having an engineer hero.
That does give me ideas though

>>39652711
What are we a bunch of pussies? We're goddamn troopers and if you don't like we'll kill yo ass and take yer shit.
True enough, laying a low profile is important.

>>39652731
"Yo, y'all are caravaners right?

Got food makin' equipment fer sale?

. . .also maybe sum biohazard n' cleanup gear."

>>39652743
Man... don't be starting shit, unless there is shit to begin with. It true we got fine ass gear, but we can't keep it up in our current state.

We got to save what we have for a good score or deal, then we can go all out.

Heh, I'm guess you are going to role play a bandit in the military?

>>39652853
Pretty much

I got into the mindset that this time we'd some kick ass bandits, and that next time we'd try for good guy paramilitary after this.

Don't really see a reason for us to be good guys, especially since its not even at least bred into our fluff. What do we look like, space cops?

>>39652743
We analyzed the bunker we had, then went about developing plans for building our own, which we critted on

>>39652922
Ah. Crits, that explains it.

I was amazed myself that bandits somehow got over the tech/science penalty.

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>39652810
"Food making equipment...eh we got tools, equipment, seeds, fertilizer, and even some fancy hydroponics setup."

You have been given a map from the caravans as a gesture of good will. It shows the major 'intact' routes and the bandit bases they are aware of.

>>39652912
From what i gathered your a faction who woke up from stasis who were either a guard force or some weird militia.

>>39652950
Many crits. In a row.

Otherwise wouldn't have happened.

bandits can circumvent that penalty by relying upon MAD or looted/stolen tech/research.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>39652583
>>39652993
No dice for the ride a long or base equipment?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>39653041
>>39652583
"huh no shit a paramilitary escort? HELL YEAH."

"Henry."

"Yeah boss?"

"How do you think we can afford something like that?"

"aww..." claims the one Henry who deflates in defeat.

"Look base parts always go for a nice price and your kind of tech is a premium everywhere. Only thing I heard worth more is a fancy think tank tech but that sorta stuff is more rumor then anything."

"As for your ride along...I doubt we can afford anything more then a light escort."

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39652993
>From what i gathered your a faction who woke up from stasis who were either a guard force or some weird militia.
None of which points to good guy at all, so not only is there no fluff reason for us to be good guys there isn't really an advantage either especially in such a bandit hotspot.

Why would we be good guys in the worst place to be good guys? It's just not in the cards.

But what I see our potential lies is rising as top dog among the scum of the earth.

>>39652993
>"Food making equipment...eh we got tools, equipment, seeds, fertilizer, and even some fancy hydroponics setup."

"What's yer prices? We're also looking for some water purifiers."

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>39653130
"water purifiers sell for a premium just about everywhere. It will cost you 5 resources."

"Simple tools is 1 resource.

"Seeds are dependent on them being Engineered or natural and Corp Owned or Repeater."

"Fertilizer is 2 resource per a unit."

"The hydroponics set is 4 resources."

>>39653130
According to orders if your Guard your expected to help people out and crush invader/lawbreakers.

Militia was some crazy fucks who mindwiped themselves for the sake of whack future where they're expected to help people out.

Or you can do the shifting bullshit which is fun too.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>39653121
It's fine if you can't afford much. Food and water would be great full plus any ammo.

Otherwise we just would like any info and help down the road if you let us join you for a bit.

>>39653191
Well, I didn't vote for guard or militia, though I did vote for the spacemen. They do sound similar but that fluff hasn't even been locked yet, and I don't see us having all the sci fi gear for it either.

It's just that we can't say "We're guardian soldiers of the [x], here to protect and serve the full weight of the law"

because. . .well, that fluff isn't locked.

>>39653250
IF that fluff were locked that would be much easier for the sake of RP purposes.

>>39653250
>>39653299
Hell, even if we don't go spacemen if we at least knew why we were ordered to protect and serve.

Who gave us those orders and why should we follow em? What laws are we even supposed to uphold. Who are we that we have the authority or responsibility to protect and defend?

If questions like those had answers it'd be highly useful for RP

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>39653216
...anon your tier of services is VERY fucking expensive. As in its almost unheard of to find something that manages to cost even more.

Them hiring you for just a light escort will probably make them go broke.

-----
"...wait really? Just that? I am not sure we can dig up enough milspec munitions but will Corp ammo work? Its the best we can do under most cases."

"Uh...Betty what about the Bla-OW."

"That is too cheap you moron even bandits don't like using that stuff. Anyway I am sure we can scrounge up the food and drink. Henry bring out the stuff we got from the Cons and Fresh stocks."

"But thats the good stuf--owwie fine."

>>39653250
I put spacemen under militia because that is what i realized it would be considered as.

I am only saying what has been suggested fluff wise.

>>39653299
Fluff offers bonuses too by the way. I been waiting to see what is determined for I hand it out.

>>39653345
"Consider it a one time friendly discount for first meeting. For the first time we'll be generous with our services.

We might continue to be generous with our services, if you promise to return with some goods we're after and make our help worthwhile. That way you get premium protection, we get gear we can't get without your help, and you get to move on with your valuable to sell elsewhere and everyone wins."

>Basically tell them we're being generous this time for a reason and would like repeated visits when possible
>We give them discounted deals, they give us discounted deals

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39653345
It's cost is fine with me, I just want people to take the men around the area and gather info first hand. Plus if us helping them now gets us in good with these people maybe we can get allies later.

--------

Yeah that ammo will work and don't worry to much. Your doing us a big favor for letting us see the area with you. Just remember us if we need something later.

>>39653460
We should really make sure that we don't continually get rippped off by these guys. It was pretty clear our services ARE valuable.

"If you're good at something never do it for free"

>>39653486
We need a bunch of shit right now, the caravan may be able to acquire it.

Namely high end fuel for our tech

>>39653486
Do good, get good things. If they do bad, they will get bad.

I'm just making the first good move. If they want to rip us off ... well we do have more guns than them.

Plus can you put a price of friends and getting first hand experience?

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>39653540
Better than buying high end stuff is buying the ability to make that high end stuff.

Anyway, as for actions I presume we dont need to spend an action for our forces going along as escort. Likewise I want to purchase their services for installation of the hydroponics.

I suggest that while we use the caravans to deal with food, water, ammunition, and fuel consumption we set out to fortifying our base from incoming attacks while we build up our infrastructure. We have plenty of room, let's keep it that way as well as restoring camoflague.

>>39652112
>>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
Set up a perimeter around our base and start working on fortifying its edges at the same time decreasing visibility.

Surely camoflagued defenses are not beyond a paramilitary.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39653429
"So special orders then huh? Yeah we can try to do that. Some stuff is pretty hard to get though especially the likes of which you may be interested in."

>>39653460
"hm fine."

>>39653540
You never brought that up.

>>39653550
There are some people you rip off and there are some you don't.

>>39653598
"Good then we have an understanding.

How about we tell you about our needs so you can prep yourself for delivering them.

We need:
Food and Water production - This area has recently undergone some contamination, so we'll need some automated production. Our goal is reaching a point where we're not running a deficit but slowly building up stocks of food and water.

We get to that, we'll even lend you guys some of it for yourselves or to sell. Consider if we get a surplus high end food and water production that means you'll be getting high end food and water. So its in your interest to give us the best of the best when possible.

Fuels and Ammunition - We have a lot of fancy gear but nowhere near the means to actually maintain them fueled and armed. We want to increase our high end ammunition production.

Once again, if we get to a level where we're making a surplus we promise you'll get a hand in on that.

I believe a fair deal is that everytime you come here you'll bring some of the requested above bit by bit, and we'll offer you our services as compensation no?"

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>39653598
Well on the trip they can see about getting fuel.

>>39652112
Can we switch our auto training for anti-bandit for a bit?

Also do we have want we need to fix the leak? If we can fix it I say we do it this turn to avoid problems later.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39653191
Well, how much would protecting you cover?

>>39653709
>100
ALL OF IT

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39653709
>100
Aw yeah

>tfw We be generous
>They be generous back

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39653709
Looks like it covers everything... Might they be willing to join us? Would be interesting having our own caravan.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39653709
All of it and more apparently.

>>39653737
Doubtful.

The caravan faction wise are usually considered survivor nomad.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>39653749
...fuck you dice.

Alright now how the hell am I gonna explains this.

>>39653749
>100
>To caravan join request

HEY GUYS

>>39653749
O wow and another 100. I just hope these fine people will be back and still have money after we are done with them.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>39653749
Another 100

Well, what if we become caravan gards? For all the good caravans, and a few of the bad.

So protecting them now we probably get... Everything they have not sole after the trip

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>39653749
>Might they be willing to join us?
>Rolled 100

>>39653769
Why not cut to the chase.

If they join us they get:
Free unlimited protection
A free base to rest and resupply with unlimited food access
Absolute devotion to them earning a profit (because we profit from it too)

and we get all the goodies the caravans bring!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>39653784
They be joining us now! We are the gards men! To protect the caravans and ours selves! We are mall cops!

>>39653769
Here is how you handle this.
You know that mega corp that died. We where once there lead security.

Not that that corps dead we will protect the next best thing!

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>>39653819
Now THAT is fluff we I CAN get behind.

"Oh yeah, NOW I remember, we used to be the road cops on the highways.

So that means. . .these caravans are road travelers, and its our job to protect them."

Guys. . .we need to develop some kind of superhighway cop paramilitary fluff. I'm totally getting a Judge Dredd vibe

Rolled 8 (1d100)

So what is your action for this turn anyhow?

>>39653877
More like a hired security firm; we don't exactly have morals when it comes to WHAT we are protecting, just so long as the check clears.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>39653889
I vote this >>39653597

>>39653906
Nah man, I'm finally getting a good guy vibe here that I've been missing. I think we can do it.

That doesn't mean we won't get paid for it, of course

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39653597
>>39653908
This

>>39653889
Do we have the power to safely fix the leak from the 1 cirt action?