Best idol.

>own apartment

>>39647043
With your creepy uncle, you can't wait till you move out.

>>39647043
>>With your older brother

>>39647082
Creepy uncle vote here.

>>39647082
Now that you mention it, I'm kinda wondering what a creepy uncle in Nipland society would be like.

>>39647082
This.

>>39647082
>>39647152
>>39647155
>>39647160
>Creepy uncle

After you turned 20, your parents kicked you out of the house, and told you not to come back until you got a job. You've been living with your fathers younger brother, Toshi Mori, ever since. He's a strange fellow, he's an overweight and balding man with thick glasses who deems himself a player. He often tells extravagant stories about how much American women love him. After living with him for three years, it has become obvious that he's just a pervert with tall tales. You don't know whether to be creeped out or pity him.

You get yourself some "breakfast" and sit down on the couch next ot your uncle, who seems to be watching some rather... questionable content on tv. He wraps an arm around you. "Hikki, my nephew! It's not good to stay cooped up all day! Let's go out tonight and watch some big American titties!"

>Yes
>No
>Write-in

>>39647201
>>Yes
Gonna be completely honest here, even as a complete shut in, I'm curious as to what kind of pathetic shit uncle gets into when he claims to be banging those weird white girls.

>>39647201
>>No
"uncle, you know how i feel about big tits."

Just go ahead and kill yourself because quest threads are actually cancerous

>>39647201

>No
>Let's get out and do something productive

>>39647201
>>Yes
Why not

>>39647243
And you're shit, I fail to see how that's any better.

>>39647273
No, quest threads are literally cancerous
>They started out as a quaint little thing that was just a normal part of the board
>Eventually somwhere down the line they started to go bad and more showed up
>More and more quest threads appear every day
>Most of them are shit and hated by most of the board

You'd be better off doing an MSPA even if you can't draw worth shit

>>39647201
>"You know, women like money... So I'm going to find some way to make some!"
>>39647300
Wow, it's almost as if people enjoy them, as well.
Mind not blocking the screen?

>>39647201
>I'm sorry dear uncle, but I have to guard the house from possible intruders.

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>>39647300
How do you feel knowing you lost this war?

>>39647201

Changing my vote here >>39647261 to >>39647321

Please ignore the troll

>NEET quest.
>Lets go get a job.

>>39647410
Job?
Pshaw.
That would mean working.
No.
We're going to go Breaking Bad up in this shit... Or something, I'm not sure yet.
After all, we do have a batshit insane uncle.

>>39647201

>>39647261
>>39647410


Seriously, how about we stay at home and work on our online business? Obviously we can't afford an absurd amount of figurines without doing some work. And thus, work online! Voice actor, or some shit.

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>>39647466

>>39647410

The only way to stop decay is improvement, anon.

>>39647473

And we die if we don't have our daily supply of Pocky and figurine orders. What do you want?

>>39647225
>>39647264
Sure Roman, let's go watch titties

>>39647240
>>39647374
Filthy cowtits! DFC 4 lyfe!

>>39647243
>>39647300
Commit sudoku

>>39647321
>>39647388
>>39647466
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the bitches.

>Sure Roman, let's go watch titties
>First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the bitches.

>>39647510
Also, speaking from perspective of another QM, get yourself a proper trip for purposes of people recognizing you, along with possibly Twitter/Archive/Pastebin if you plan on running this Quest for a while.

Good luck mate, can't wait to see where this goes.

Also, are we boy or grill?

>>39647538
Do not listen to this faggot, trips are unnecessary on ALL fronts.

>>39647547
Fair enough, I just doubt the honor of half the people of 4chan.
But the others are helpful.

>>39647538
Dude, obviously.
Otherwise we wouldn't be living with our uncle.
>>39647547
I'd agree if it's a one-shot.
Otherwise, do what you want.
It's easier to schedule a long-running story if you have a trip, sadly, which is the only reason I'd use one.

You tolerate your uncle, but you don't feel like indulging in his perversions. You'd rather get some money so you can finally move out of his shabby appartment. "You know, women like money... so I'm going to find some way to make some!". Your uncle laughs loudly and pats you on the back. "You can't buy broads drinks on welfare money, eh? Go get 'em, tiger!"

You spend the rest of the afternoon behind your computer, looking for ways to get some money.

>Get a real, honest job
>Get a questionable online job
>Learn to make and sell narcotics
>Use your 1337 h4xx0r sk1llz 2 pay da b1llz
>Write-in

>>39647538
Thanks mate. I don't know how to get a trip, so I'll just namefag for now. Making a twitter account sounds like a good idea. I'll do this and link to it at the end of the quest.

btw I'm a boy

>>39647568
Could be running on anime rules.

And yeah, didn't know this was a oneshot.

>>39647570
Don't sweat it, no one will care enough to pretend.

>Obviously, spending all our time indoors, we're interested in anime. Or manga. or whatever. How good is our voice? Have a good mike? Or can we actually draw? Getting a web-serial started could be a good way to get internet fame and then actual real job doing what we want.

>>39647570
>>Learn to make and sell narcotics

>>39647570
>Shit, finding an easy job that doesn't put you in the way of fire is hard.
>Hmm...
>Get a questionable online job as a video game reviewer, and another as a article writer for Broken.com.
>Use the money from that to buy our shit and learn to make and sell narcotics

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>>39647629
>Broken.com.

>>39647641
Cracked.com.

How would a NEET even make money?

>>39647727
That's what we're trying to figure out.

>>39647741
Could sell our kidney depending on what country we are in.

>>39647756
Or blood.
I heard that's worth something.

>>39647756
why ours?

>>39647779
Also a good point.
Now, I WOULD look up the market price for a kidney...
But I also don't want to get my IP tracked.

>>39647802
50k, assuming you don't live in a place with stan at the end.

>>39647756
>>39647815
We're Japanese-American so we live in America. Haven't really thought it out in detail, but let's say we live somewhere in California.

>>39647570

>Get a real job

>>39647815
So now we need asshole victims, a shed, and medical manuals.
Holy shit, this is going dark fast.
I like it.

>>39647768
Selling plasma every two weeks would earn you 80$ in California. I had a friend that use to do that

>>39647848
We can't legally sell our kidney then, thanks Al Gore.

Still could go to Canada or Mexico to do it.

>>39647868
For the sake of clarity: how many supporters for organ harvesting?

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>>39647907
Me.

>>39647905
>legally
I think 'legally' is a little off the spectrum at this point.
>>39647901
Doesn't even have to be our plasma/blood at this point.
We could play delivery boy.
>>39647907
Me.

>>39647907

Me also.

>>39647606
>>39647629
Let's cook

>>39647591
>>39647629
Online job

>>39647866
Get a real job, jackass

>>39647921
>>39647928
>>39648017
3edgy5me

>>39648049

Confound you, it's not like we need that kidney!

>>39648065
The other guy does, but he'll get over it.
Eventually.
Maybe.
>>39648049
>Online job as a cover for 3edgy5me

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The strong prosper, the weak die. These are the RULES OF NATURE. You will not be held down by the Man, like all the other sheeple. You will not be part of a system that requires you to slave away for a meagre pay. No, you will feast upon the weak and harvest their organs for profit.

Sadly, you cannot work on your own. You'll need a network. You need victims, and you need buyers. But how?

>Hang out near the local hospital
>Stroll into the nearest ghetto
>Craigslist
>Write-in

>>39648085
>Start with harvesting your uncle

Ghetto, maybe we'll find a corpse to loot.

>>39648085
>Craigslist

>>39648127
This.

No we need the uncle for payment of the apartment

>ghetto

>>39648164
Yes.
We need someone to make us look sympathetic.
Oh God what am I doing
>Craigslist
Because Cragslist.
Select a location about fifty or so miles off the beaten path and set up a fake e-mail behind proxies- and not with Google.
Use Yahoo/rip-off search engine for information.

>>39648245
>and not with Google.
>Use Yahoo/rip-off search engine for information.
Why?

So if we get caught we can't be traced on our computer

>>39648322
Google takes ALL the information.
We can't afford to be tracked.
Besides, we might be able to hack a knockoff site if it comes to that.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>39648127
>>39648144
Keep it in the family

>>39648128
>>39648164
Ghetto lyfe

>>39648132
>>39648245
Craigslist

It's taking a while and none of the options have 3 or more votes, so I'm rolling

1 - Harvest your uncle
2 - Go to the ghetto
3 - Craigslist

You decide to take your chances in the ghetto. Your uncle has left for the strip club he invited you to earlier, so you can get in and get out unnoticed. This job will require not only the right gear, but also the right outfit. You wear:

>A suit
>Casual clothes with cargo pants
>A fedora and trenchcoat with lots of pockets
>Write-in

>>39648730
*Tips Fedora*

Fedora

>>39648730
>>Casual clothes with cargo pants

>>39648730
>Casual clothes with cargo pants

>>39648085
>Craigslist
Like we're ever going to willingly choose to go outside when we can do it online. Police don't know how computers work anyways, we're on the thing all the time so we must be a hacker by now.

>>39648730
>Casual clothes with cargo pants
We're terrified enough of minorities as it is without attracting their attention.

>>39648747
>>39648761
M'lady

>>39648789
>>39648820
>>39648853
Pretend you're relatively socially adjusted

You decide to go for casual yet useful gear. A shirt, sneakers, and cargo pants with a lot of pockets should be enough. You also fill your backpack with a pair of rubber gloves, some napkins, numerous ziplock bags and your weapon of choice. This weapon is of course the katana passed down the Mori clan for generations known as the Soulcutter. It is said to have been forged by the gods during the reign of the mythical emperor Jimmu, told to be capable of taking over a thousand lives in one day...Actually it's just a high quality kitchen knife your uncle inherited from your late grandmother, but same difference.

Tooled up and ready to go, you leave your uncle's appartment and make your way to the nastiest part of town. Considering your uncle isn't exactly affluent, it's not a long walk.

Once you're in the ghetto, you can hear some shouts coming from a basketball court. When you come closer, you can see two groups of young men dressed in their respective gang colors shouting at eachother.

"East side is da best!"
"West side is da best!"
"East side is da best!"
"West side is da best!"

>Walk up to them and shout "East side is da best!"
>Walk up to them and shout "West side is da best!"
>Do nothing, wait and see what happens
>Write-in

>>39648929
>"HELLO MY FELLOW NEGROS, I WISH TO PARTAKE IN SOME B-BALL."
We must acclimate to the oversimplified stereotypes and their wonderful culture.

>>39648929
>Hello fellow negroes

>>39648967
>>39648991
So much this

>>39648967
>>39648991
>>39649007
You remember your uncle telling you to get out more and make friends, and you (wrongly?) judge that this is the right time to start. You step on the basketball court and shout loudly enough to get the attention of both gangs. "Greetings my fellow negroes! I wish to partake in a game of b-ball to breed goodwill among us. What do you think of this, homies?"

Roll 1d20, best of 3

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39649034
This cannot possibly go wrong! We are going to finally have some black friends and maybe even gain n word privileges!

Rolled 19, 7 = 26 (2d20)

>>39649068
And now we black

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39649034
Mah nigga
>>39649088
Hey, let other people roll too.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39649034
I take it this is roll over?

>>39649088
We are now the pet white kid. Mission fucking accomplished.

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>>39649068
>Natural 20
>mfw

>>39649107
>I take it this is roll over?
Best out of three, so pretty much

The gangsters have their eyes on you and stare you down, completely silent. Suddenly, they all erupt in loud laughter. One of them throws a basketball at you with such force, that your frail arms can only barely stop it from crashing into your gut. "Chinaman wants to play? Aight, let's shoot some hoops"

Another 1d20 roll

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39649124
>You are already slammed.

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>>39649149
Fuck...

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39649124
We gotta put on the best game face we got. We're gonna take this 100% serious.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39649124

>>39649068
>>39649163
I keep wanting to fail these rolls and it's not happening.

>>39649149
>>39649163
>>39649180
You start shooting some hoops with the gangsters. This isn't a real match, all of you just take turns making some shots at the basket. While you haven't had any exercise for years, you did play some basketball in high school. Luckily for you, some things are just hard to forget. You land a few impressive three pointers, and even manage to perform a slam dunk that leaves all gangsters in awe.

"Aight, Chinaman can play!" laughs one of the gangsters as he grabs your shoulder. "You with East side now!"

Another gangster grabs your other arm and shouts "He's with West side now!"
"East side!"
"West side!"
"East side!"
"West side!"

>East side
>West side
>There's enough Chinaman to go around
>Write-in

>>39649243
>West side
West side is obviously better.

>>39649243
>West side

>>39649243
>There's enough Chinaman to go around
Surely we can ease a violent years long turf war by espousing the virtues of our waifu.

>>39649243
>There's enough Chinaman to go around

>>39649404

Tiebreaker, apparently.
>There's enough Chinaman to go around

>>39649506
We gotta start making hand gestures in an attempt to ape gang signs. We don't actually know any gang signs, but that's what cool black people do right? That will make us all be friends.

>>39649259
>>39649288
West side

>>39649368
>>39649404
>>39649506
Both sides

>>39649524
No, please.
This will end so badly.

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You try to mediate between the two gang representatives. "My negroes, please!" you start. "I cannot pick a side. Violence only breeds more violence, and mai waifu would not approve of it. My waifu says that bonds of people is the true power, so let's be mature enough to set aside our differences!"

The West Side representative shakes his head. "Chinaman be sayin sum crazy Confucius shit". The East side representatives offers peace. "Aight, consider this a truce. We need y'all niggas to fuck up South side anyway." You swap numbers with both representatives, and they tell you to hit them up if you want to hang.

>Hang with East side
>Hang with West side
>Go home
>Write-in

>>39649586
>Go fuck up those South side assholes
We're here on business and we need some organs to harvest.

We also need to find out when we have n word privileges. Like, explicitly ask someone if we can say nigger now.

>>39649586
>Go fuck up those South side assholes
Organs aren't going to harvest themselves

>>39649698
This is good

>>39649586
>Japanese girl slamdunks some niggers
>doesnt get stabbed to death in the alley
Im confused

>Hang with West side
>In the meantime look out for hobos in the gettho
Some kidney here and there missing isnt a big problem amirite

>>39649660
>>39649698
>>39649712
You have allies, now it's time to harvest. You propose fucking up South side right now. One of the West side gansters laughs. "Damn son, you ain't even been initiated yet!". He hands you a glock. "There's this nigga, Jarvis. He be dealin' dope on our turf, thinking he hard. Ice the motherfucker."

>Go on foot
>Ask if someone can help you with a drive-by
>Write-in

>>39649731
>Japanese girl
We're a guy though

>I'm confused
Natural 20, go figure.

>>39649753
>>Go on foot

>go on foot

>>39649753
Yes, let's go out on the street on foot as the only asian dude around and shoot someone. Fuck that, we need company.
>Ask if someone can help you with a drive-by
At least this way we can pull up to him, ice him point blank, and get away without anyone noticing something's up.

>>39649753
>Write In
>We need to fucking punish him for daring to upset the balance of east and west. I propose finding where he lives and harvesting his organs. You know, to punish him.

>>39649753
Foot

>>39649832
waitwaitwait this.
We need to establish ourselves as fucking nuts.

>>39649818
>>39649829
>>39649835
Go on foot

>>39649830
Drive-by

>>39649832
Harvesting season

With your backpack on your back and a glock in your jacket's pocket, you set out to find this Jarvis and ice him. It's late and dark out, with barely anyone outside. You quickly find the block where Jarvis is dealing and the man standing there approaches you. He flashes you a bag full of white powder and asks you "Wanna party?"

>Party time
>Ice the nigga
>Write-in

> ice ice baby

>>39649896
Make sure its actually Jarvis, then
>ice the nigga

>>39649896
Ice the nigga

>>39649896
>Ice the nigga

>>39649896
Guys, this is why we need a bottle of ether. We drug him, and take his organs, leaving his body open for anyone to see. It's a message.

>>39649907
>>39649910
>>39649929
>>39649931
You befriended a band of hoodlums and have a lethal firearm in your pocket. You feel like a total badass. You ask the dealer "You Jarvis?". The man nods. "Yeah, who askin'?". You say nothing, you just push the barrel of your glock into his gut and fire five times. Jarvis holds his hand over his gunshot wounds and looks at you in surprise. With a groan he collapses on the street.

>Report back to the East and West side gangs
>Harvest
>Write-in

>>39649975
>Harvest

>harvest

>>39649975
Harvest

>>39649975
>drag him off like the fucking wind
We just attracted a shitton of attention and we have no means of quickly escaping, and we need the body. We should brought the car, we'd have been able to kidnap him first.

>>39649975
Guys, cops. Throw away the gun and look like the Asian-American we are so we don't get insta-jailed.

>>39650006
This! Get him somewhere safe. And why the gut? That's where the good stuff is.

>>39650017
We don't even have ice on us, the organs are going to go to shit before we can do anything. We have fucked up.

>>39649984
>>39649986
>>39649990
You reach into your backpack and grab your kitchen gloves, ziplock bags and your uncle's kitchen knife. It's a messy and difficult job, but you manage to cut out a few minor organs. With his heart, kidneys, bladder, spleen and part of his liver firmly locked in your ziplock bags, you pack your stuff and meet back up with th East and West side gangs.

Once there, one of the gangsters ask you "You iced him?"

>Yes
>Yes, I also got his organs
>Write-in

>>39650027
>Yes

Yes

>>39650027
>Yes

>>39650027
>Yes, I also got his organs
>Offer a business deal
We can't afford to do the dirty work ourselves all the time, especially since we don't have the time or tools to get the good shit in reasonable quality on a street corner. We gotta get these guys in on our trade. They bring us bodies, we cut 'em up and find a buyer. We split the profits.

>>39650027
Get me ice, now. I need ice for the nigga I just iced.

>>39650068
This, pretty much. Say that we can really intimidate people, but we need help. SO ICE!

>>39650047
>>39650049
>>39650059
You decide not to tell everything to these guys yet. You may be on their side, but you don't know if you can trust them just yet. You simply tell them Jarvis is dead.

The news is followed by cheers and hollers. "Chinaman is ice cold!" one of the gangsters shouts. A few of them pat you on the back and fist bump you. Looks like your work for the night is done.

>Go home
>Hang with East side
>Hang with West side
>Write-in

>>39650095
>Store the organs somewhere safe. Find someone to buy them once they're good.

By the way, What the fuck we just went ice cold killa? Hot damn

>>39650095
>Stop at a corner store, buy a bag of ice for the organs

>>39650095
Get ice for the organs.

>>39650109
This

>>39650095
>Hang with East side
Our organs are probably worthless at this point now, but at least we've got some experience under our belt. Let's hang with our BRETHEREN IN EQUALITY from the East since we took up the West side's job, we don't want to look like we're playing favorites. Plus this is now Breaking Racial Ettiquette Quest.

>>39650150
Also get ice on the way. Don't mention why.

>>39650109
>>39650122
Store the organs somewhere safe

>>39650117
>>39650120
>>39650150
>>39650158
Buy ice, hang with East side

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With the job done and the meeting effectively over, the group dissipates, with East side and West side each going their own way. You approach one of the East side guys and ask him if he can take you out to buy some ice at the corner store. "Sho thang, everything for an ice cold killa like you!".

You get into his modified impala roadster and drive to the nearest convenience store. You manage to buy a few packs of ice cubes. When you bring your new purchase to the car, its driver proposes to drop you off at your place. Alternatively, you can hang out with the other East Side boys at a party.

>Party hardy
>Go home
>Write-in

>>39650220
>Have a wonderful and enlightening conversation with your fellows from the East Side, on the balance in their lives and their favourite hobbies, not including killing people.

>>39650220
>store the organs somewhere save

>>39650220
>>39650251
This

>>39650245
We need to get some named NPC's out of this. Also look for an opportunity to get those damn organs in the ice.

>>39650220
>Go home, store organs on ice

>>39650245
>>39650299
Discuss the meaning of life with your Urban companions

>>39650251
>>39650283
>>39650311
Go home, store the organs

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I just got here and holyshitwhatthefuck.

Y'all niggas is why people think NEETs are future serial killers.

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"Maybe some other time" you tell him. "I'm tired, I need to go home." He drives you home as both of you listen to some dirty gangsta rap. You don't understand the genre at all, but at least it's not completely horrible.

During the drive home you have a short conversation about your hobbies. You learn that your East side driver is nicknamed T.G. (Tiger Gordon). He's one year younger than you, loves playing b-ball and rap, and hopes to make it as a rapper with a big label company some day.

You discuss your love for anime and manga, and T.G. adds to this conversation with enthousiasm. "Sheeiiit, you mean like DBZ ans shit? Man, dat shit's fucking gangsta!" He takes his hands off the steering wheel for a moment and pantomimes some punches "Bop bop! POW!" He then moves his hands to his sides before thrusting them in front of him "KA-ME-HA-ME-HA MOTHAFUCKA!". Luckily, he reclaims control over the steering wheel soon enough. "Sheeiiit, you heard bout dat new movie? Frieza's comin' back an' shit, I'm fuckin' pumped!".

As much as it pains you to admit it, your new friend is suffering from a lethal case of "shit taste". You can only pray that he will one day outgrow shounen shit and evolve enough to start enjoying cute girls doing cute things.

He drops you off at your house and says his goodbyes before driving off. Luckily, your uncle is still not home. You stuff your harvested organs in the freezer (no pun intended), behind the moldy meat. Almost everything you eat with your uncle is take-away, so he won't find it for a while you think.

>Go to sleep
>Wait for your uncle to get home
>Write-in

Go to sleep you earned it

>>39650484
>Consume the heart
We are Japanese enough to become a youkai
I think

>>39650519
>Consume the heart
We must grow strong!

>>39650519
This, what spices (if any) do we have?
Do we have any mushrooms or onions ?

>>39650519
Youkai NEET quest? I like it, supporting this!

>>39650519
>>39650558
>>39650560
>>39650574
Fuck, I'll have to read up on youkai then.

You store all of the ziplock bags in the freezer, save for the one containing the heart. If you consume it, you believe that you can become a youkai just like in your Japanese anime. You eagerly eat the entire heart in five bites.

Roll 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39650595
Oh the fun we'll have.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39650595

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39650595
>Five bites
Well
We sure aren't human

>>39650595
Is there even anime with focus on youkai?

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39650612
Oh baby.

>>39650633
many also checked

>>39650637
Uh...I already rolled, right? This doesn't count for shit.

>>39650484
>shit taste
Wow, QM is objectively wrong. For all of the anime fandom's shit, the black anime fandom makes up for it. Those fuckers are amazing. Seriously, if these gangs aren't weeaboo already we are making them weeaboo.

>torrent your waifu's animoo
We're going to share this shit with our crew tomorrow.

>>39650656
Now that we become a youkai, we can see if we can give East side a way to do the Kamehameha. Nothing can go wrong.

Also, there are better anime to get them started on. Let's not just drop them straight into whatever our own shit taste is.

>>39650612
>>39650611
We demon nao.... We went from unemployed half jap to Hanibal lector and his black henchmen in the span of a few posts.
Holy shit /tg/ i'm glad i don't know any of you irl.

>>39650611
>>39650612
>>39650614
After having consumed the heart, you feel a stinging pain in your gut. You double over and scream out in pain. You roll around and try to shift position but nothing helps, the pain just gets worse and worse. It's even starting to spread to the rest of your body. It becomes so intense that you can no longer stand it and pass out.

When you come to your senses, you somehow feel... better? You feel strong, motivated, like you can take on the world. You move around to get up, only to notice that your skin is a fiery red. Huh? You panic, but over time the color fades until your natural skintone returns.

Red oni powers get

>Go to sleep
>Wait for your uncle to come home
>Write-in

>>39650595
3d20 is a bit overkill. It's like super advantage, we're unlikely to fail anything and as a weak nerdling we need to fail more often to get in crazy hijinks. Measuring successes lets us all roll a dice in the dice pool while still allowing us to actually fail regularly.

>>39650697
Please, in my quest all we do is cook for magical girls and have tea parties with space marines.. /tg/ isn't exactly consistent.

>>39650712
Test out what's new.

>>39650595
>>39650612
>Become youkai
>Prey on the livers of innocents
>Get money selling the rest of their organs
>Aquire harem of other bloodthirsty youkai
>Become king of the niggas while also becoming the most powerful youkai in the west
>We're actually still human
>The isolation of NEET life actually drove us completely crazy
>The harem was never real, we never became a youkai, and we never became king of the niggas. We just lost all grasp on reality after our uncle walked in on us eating a heart.
>We're now in an asylum for the criminally insane, sitting in a padded room with a straight-jacket on, muttering "Anything for my waifu...ANYTHING..."

>>39650712
>sleep
We need to start a new day so we can show our homies why our waifu is best girl.

>>39650715
3d20 ÷3 maybe ?

>>39650712
Let's go harvest more hearts to eat. Ask if our East side friends want to accompany us on an adventure of friendship and love and popping caps in people's asses and then eating their still beating heart.

>>39650715
I'm sorry, this is my first time doing quests. What would you propose for more risky rolls? The average of 3 rolls rather than the best?

>>39650760
Well, i'm personally ok with how it is right now, but we could change it to 2d20 instead of 3d20 if we want a higher difficulty.

>>39650760
How I've done it is having 3d10, and setting minor and major DCs. Minor is somewhat good, like you aren't completely screwed. Major is obviously damn good. You need at least two dice to pass either of the DCs. You can set the minor DC low, or highish, and the Major pretty damn high. If you don't roll two dice above, it's a failure, and no dice is a crit fail. This means that there's four degrees of success, and you can work from there.

>>39650760
That sounds more exciting, yeah. It normalizes us towards average successes and failures which isn't ideal for a comedy game like this, but it's better than always getting 19's and 20's.

>>39650782
In yours people tend to almost always get major successes though, you seem to just let anons keep rolling until they get at least 9's.

>>39650804
Thus, first three rolls only. Thanks for the feedback, I need to implement that.

>>39650712
>Go to sleep
>Dream of being youkai

>>39650904
This

>>39650734
>>39650755
Test your might

>>39650742
Choo choo! All aboard the train to crazy town!

>>39650752
>>39650904
>>39650983
Get some sleep.

You decide to catch some sleep. It's been a long and very surprising day. Who knew that in one day you could befriend two dangerous gangs, kill a man, eat his heart and unlock your inner youkai potential?

You sleep tightly. That night, you dream of being a large, red ogre. You wave your club around in a medieval city and smash everything you come across. Buildings, people, animals, crops, it's all the same to you. As you lift your club to smash another peasant, a blue ogre catches your club with his hands. He looks you straight in the eyes and mutters "You're a murderer. An inhuman murderer."

You instantly awaken, with the dream you just had heavy on your mind and your past deed heavy on your conciousness. You look over at your alarm clock and notice it's almost 9am. That's much earlier than you'd usually wake up.

You go downstairs to get some breakfast, for the first time in a long while at an appropriate hour, as you catch your uncle watching the news. "Up this early?" asks your uncle. Before you can respond, he turns up the volume. "Listen to this crazy stuff."

The news has a story about a South side gang member being brutally murdered in your city. While gang assassinations are common in the neighborhood, this one stands out by the fact that the body was brutally mutilated, and some organs are missing. Considering the victim had various drugs on him, the police suspect it might have been a drug deal gone wrong, but they have no real leads.

Your uncle shakes his head. "This neighborhood is going to shit."

>END OF QUEST

That was... interesting. I can't say that I saw this coming. I wanted to play a tongue-in-cheek NEET story but we ended up becoming an organ harvesting youkai gangster. Crazy.

Anyway, I had fun. Thanks for joining me, and I hope that you'll join me next time. Maybe tomorrow, maybe Saturday.

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How do you archive threads?

>>39651155
>How do you archive threads?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html

>>39651155
That was fun
Next thread when?

>>39651198
Thanks, I guess the post number of the OP is the thread number?

>>39651219
I'm glad to hear that. Probably tomorrow if I feel like it, about the same time as today. If not, probably saturday. I had fun though, so it's probably tomorrow.

>>39651155
Thanks for running.

>>39651237
>Thanks, I guess the post number of the OP is the thread number?

Yes, its also in the adress bar

Also, thanks for the thread, looking forward to the next one.

>>39651292
Nice, it's archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39647043/

I'll post it in the next part's OP.

>>39651292
>>39651286
And thank you for playing.