>>39728485
>Text T.G. and Dwayne, plan your next move from the safety and comfort of your new home

Also, ask how Dwayne is doing.

>>39728485
>Just rest and recover
>Shove Marias sex toys up our ass

>>39728485
>Text T.G. and Dwayne, plan your next move from the safety and comfort of your new home
>Inquire about the safety of Dwayne first

>>39728485
>RULES: Unless specifically stated otherwise, the first option that gets three supporters wins. When asked for a roll, I'm going with the average of the first three rolls. Critical successes (20) and faillures (1) are an exception. If both a critical success and a critical faillure are rolled, whichever was rolled first takes precedence.
Oh yeah, what about that threadly best-of-three roll? Should that be a majority vote, a beforehand measure, or a morning-after deal?

>Text T.G. and Dwayne, plan your next move from the safety and comfort of your new home
>Inquire about the safety of Dwayne first

>>39728923
We can make it a morning-after deal, but be careful as it only works once per thread.

>>39728485
>f both a critical success and a critical faillure are rolled, whichever was rolled first takes precedence.

this rule seems weird. Why not make them cancel each other out?

>>39728582
>>39728851
>>39729014
Just because you're stuck in bed doesn't mean you can't work on getting vengeance on South side. You text T.G. and ask him how Dwayne's doing. Not much later, you get a reply from T.G. "He got shot in the shoulder, Shuld b fine in a week. hbu?".

You send back a quick "I'm fine" and start planning the next move.

>Devise a plan that doesn't involve you directly (write-in)
>Devise a plan that involves you directly (write-in)
>Make preparations for a plan that's set in motion after your recovery (write-in)

>>39729063
>>Make preparations for a plan that's set in motion after your recovery (write-in)
I dont trust them no to bitch out without us, and doctors orders that we stay inside

>>39729144
This all of this

>>39729063
>Make preparations for a plan that's set in motion after your recovery

We should continue our current plan, killing the new guy in charge of Southside.

>>39729144
>>39729171
>>39729194
You decide to put things on hold until you've recovered. You send another text to T.G. "Find out who's in charge of South Side now, get some boys together, wait until I'm back."

That takes care of your gang-related affairs. What will you do next?

>Just wait until you've recovered
>Write-in

>>39729248
>Just wait until you've recovered

Do we know how long it'll take?

>>39729248
>Discreetly check Marias internet history, see what kinda weird bedroom shit shes into
>If theres anything we can accomadate without leaving prepare that
>See if she has any more hearts laying around for a snack

>Discreetly check Marias internet history, see what kinda weird bedroom shit shes into
>If theres anything we can accomadate without leaving prepare that
>See if she has any more hearts laying around for a snack

Time to be a oni NEET!

>>39729275
Changing to >>39729298

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>39729298
>>39729352
>>39729423
>2lewd!
You're at home with nothing to do and Maria won't be back for quite a few more hours. You decide to get behind her computer and take a sneak peak at her internet history to find out what kind of porn she's into.


1 - Bondage
2 - Blowjobs
3 - Doctor/patient
4 - Teacher/naughty schoolgirl
5 - Light femdom
6 - Scat

>>39729483
4

>>39729483
>Looks like you guys dodged a shitty bullet

You browse through her history but don't find a lot of interesting things, just the usual normalfag websites. However, once you use your NEET hacking skills to figure out the sites she browes in incognito mode, you discover a true gold mine of pornographic material. Most of it seems to be blowjob centric, and you even find a few guides on how to give the best blowjobs in her incognito browsing history. She seems to be rather fascinated with it.

>Confront her when she gets home
>Let it slide, just recover
>Write-in

>>39729532
>Let it slide, just recover
>Catch up on our chinese cartoons

>start making plans to give her a excellent blow job
>read website incognito mode about our activities against south side
>Recover

>>39729532
>let it slide, just recover

>>39729532
>>39729588
this

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>>39729588
>start making plans to give her a excellent blow job
>her
>a blowjob

...If people actually vote for this, Maria retroactively becomes a futa

>>39729653
Just give her some oral, too late for surprises. Though, we could surprise her during a 69.

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>>39729588
>start making plans to give her a excellent blow job

I dont think thats how blowjobs work.

>>39729690
>>39729588
I think anon meant to surprise her and give her oral. Not make her a futa

>>39729532
>Let it slide, just recover

>>39729704
dont speak for me, I wanted to ask her about the scientific reality of bible black last thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boj75h3urLU

>let it slide, just recover

>>39729690
>Non-futa oral it is! Dodged another bullet! Maybe this is making up for yesterday's disaster rolls?

As much as you enjoy the prospect of getting a nice blowjob from the good doctor, you also feel that you should repay the favor for her somehow. You look up some information on how to give good cunnilingus. After that you just catch up on some of your Chinese cartoons until you get home.

Fuck, now I have to describe cunnilingus. I don't even know how that shit works.

Later that afternoon, Maria returns from work. She sits down besides you in bed, and you instantly start raising her skirt and pulling down her panties. You see her hesitate, but you comfort her before she can protest. "Shhh, just let it happen. I want to make you feel good." You gently push her down on the bed as you start eating her out. Your skilled hands and flexible tongue make her moan softly. You take off your pajama shorts and position yourself over Maria.

"You like sucking cock, don't you?" you ask, keeping your member just out of reach of her mouth. She nods, seemingly mesmerized by your member. You lower your length a little. "Then let's please eachother."

The two of you simultanously please eachother with oral sex. It seems like her naughty internet history has learned Maria a trick or two. Her excellently teases your member and her tight, soft, wet mouth makes it hard to focus on your side of the work. Nevertheless both of you manage to reach your climax.

Why are you making me write this much smut?

>Cuddle, skip to your recovery
>Don't cuddle, skip to your recovery
>Cuddle, do something else (write-in)
>Don't cuddle, do something else (write-in)

>>39729898
>Cuddle, skip to your recovery

>>39729898
>Cuddle, ask her (if its possible to give others powers) if she would be interested in them?

>Cuddle, skip to your recovery

>>39729898
We didn't make you write that scene, we just wanted to research.

>>39729898
>Look around on the internet behind the proxies for stories of people getting dismembered like you do, and then sudden stops to the killings with no explanation.

>>39729967
>super power christmas cake waifu

>>39730162
>>39729967
HELL YEAH!

>>39729967
>>39730162
>>39730428
Share powers

>>39729948
>>39730025
Just recover

>>39730141
Research

>>39729898
>implying you're not the one who set the smut scene up

>>39729898
why didn't we get to roll for cunnilingus proficiency and how long it took us to cum, feels like you're just handing us things without any effort on our part

After the deed is done, you snuggle up against Maria once more. It looks like she gets rather clingy after having had sex, not that you mind. During the intimate hug, you start wondering about your powers, and whether or not you can share them. "Do you think I could share my pwoers with you?".

Maria chuckles. "I don't know, I never had classes on demon physiology in med school."

>Convince her to eat a heart
>Share your blood with her
>Drop it, it was a stupid idea anyway
>Write-in

>>39730500
>Share your blood with her

if anything. Eating a heart did'nt help our Uncle, so that wont work.

>>39730500
>Drop it, it was a stupid idea anyway
>Experiment with what we can do, like lighting candles with our eyes, or snapping locks shut from a distance with our fingers.
I've never looked into what Onis can do.

>>39730500
Are we even compatible blood types? ROLL

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39730500
>Drink my blood
>WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY

>Drop it, it was a stupid idea anyway
>Experiment with what we can do, like lighting candles with our eyes, or snapping locks shut from a distance with our fingers.

>>39730500
>>Share your blood with her
>>Test oni blood while we watch some Nanoha

Start small, don't want her to reject the blood and get sick if it doesn't work.

>>39730639
YOU FOOOOLLL

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>>39730526
>>39730551
>>39730639
>Critical faillure
Well, looks like I don't have to ask for a roll anymore.

You consider ways to share your powers with her. Giving your uncle a human heart didn't work, so perhaps sharing your blood works? You leave for the kitchen and come back with a small knife. You quickly slice across your index finger, just enough to draw blood. "Take some of my blood" you order Maria. "We'll need to share my powers if you are to become my demon queen, after all."

Maria hesitates, but nevertheless takes your index finger in her mouth, suckling it for blood. After a few seconds she pulls back and coughs up the blood. "W-what is this?!" she asks between coughs and heaves. "It burns!"

Roll another d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39730726
Kiss her and suck it all out.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39730726
Wait, that roll already counted?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39730726
AGAIN, IF ITS BURNING ITS WORKING, DONT BE A PUSY

>>39730726
OP, don't be dong. Should we use our best of three roll now that you've put us in this situation?

>>39730726
We didn't even get to roll twice more to see if we got a critical success. Quit bein' nitpicky.

>>39730782
Best of 3 activated.

>>39730780
17 get!

Maria gets up and rushes to the bathroom, where she holds her mouth under the sink to drink some cold water. "Are you alright?" you ask her as you follow closely behind her.

After drinking a few large gulps, she sighs. "I'm fine, just... just don't do that again. I swear, I thought that was going to burn a hole through my throat."

>Skip to your recovery
>Write-in

>>39730782
No. Don't be a pussy.

>>39730822
>Best of 3 activated.
What the hell? Only one person asked for that, and nobody else got their say in.

>>39730817
Check the OP, when crits happen the first one takes precedence, whether a faillure or a succes.

>>39730822
>Research similar cases to our own while recovering.

>>39730840
Shit, that's a point. Okay, how should we do that best of three thing from now on then. Should we wait until three people approve of it?

I'm giving you this one for free then, because I jumped the gun.

>>39730822
So, I guess that heart eating is out of the question then?

>>39730879

Maybe a gulp of our blood was enough to trigger the transfer. Share a heart, it's not like they're hard to come across.

>>39730822
>>Skip to your recovery

>>Skip to your recovery

>>39730822
>Skip to your recovery

>>39730869
>>39731060
>>39731221
After that disaster, you decide to just give up on the idea of sharing your powers. You go to bed, and the nightmare of the last night returns once more. When you wake up, you're feeling a lot better, like you've made a full recovery. You spend some of the morning researching what's been going on and if there were other cases of butchers who suddenly quit. Considering there have been only three days between your last attack and today, you don't really find much.

>Text T.G., tell him you're back in action and ready to roll
>Start a one man assault
>Forget about South side, harvest organs from others
>Write-in

>>39731321
>Forget about South side, harvest organs from others

Gotta eat more

>>39731321
>>Start a one man assault

No going in blazes this time, NEETt insurgency.

>>39731321
>Text T.G., tell him you're back in action and ready to roll

>Text T.G., tell him you're back in action and ready to roll

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>>39731321
>Look around some alleys, steal from kids and garages, and form a proper weapon!

>>39731623
reminds me of my brother's characters weapon from Star Wars

>>39731623
I'll support this.

>>39731623
>>39731651
>>39731669
Steal/make weapons.

>>39731401
>>39731444
Ready to roll

>>39731399
One man assault

>>39731388
Harvest from other sources

After the disaster of last time, you decide you need a new weapon. For close range encounters, an old glock just isn't going to cut it. You go out and wander into North side territory: nice and neutral, with no chance of offending either your friends or your arch enemies. You wander around for anything unclaimed you might get your hands on.

Roll d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39731769

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39731769

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39731769

>>39731777
>>39731783
You two jinxed me.

>>39731777
>>39731783
>>39731789
You wander around the neighborhood for a while, looking for some good opportunities to steal weapons, but nothing really good turns up. The best opportunity you had were a couple of kids playing baseball. While they weren't looking, you managed to nab a bag full of three basebal bats, some towels and a few balls.

>Try again
>Text T.G., tell him you're ready to roll
>One man assault
>Harvest/kidnap the children
>Write-in

>>39731901
>Try again

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>Try again

>>39731901
>Try again

>>39731931
>>39731952
>>39731961
You try again. Roll d20 (one roll has already been done (13)).

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39731993
we need luckier numbers

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39731993

>>39731901
EAT THOSE KIDS!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39731952
>>39732022
>>39732035
>Not bad

While strolling around for a bit, you spot a bunch of shade North side gangsters hanging around near a garage. They're loading in a few boxes, but seem rather secretive about it as if they don't want anyone to know they're doing it. You wait until they leave, then use one of your stolen baseball bats to bash a hole through the garage door. With your Oni strength it's hard but eventually succesful work.

Once inside, you bash open the crates with your baseball bat. Inside, you find a few useful weapons. Not exactly military grade, but some thug weapons that look much more powerful than your old glock. You find a wide array of subautomatic pistols and even a single uzi. Throwing all the balls and towels out of your sportsbag, you stuff it full with as many weapons and ammo as you can, then make your way out. Luckily, nobody seems ot have caught you.

>Store the weapons and ammo at Maria's house
>Text T.G., tell him you have weapons and you're ready to roll
>Write-in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39732112
>>Text T.G., tell him you have weapons and you're ready to roll

>>39732112
>Text T.G., tell him you have weapons and you're ready to roll

>>39732112
>>Text T.G., tell him you have weapons and you're ready to rock and roll

>Text T.G., tell him you have weapons and you're ready to roll

>>39732143
>>39732148
>>39732191
You send a quick text to T.G. "Ready to roll, got weapons. Get some boys ready. " and make your way to the East side ganghouse. Once there, you're greeted by T.G., Akon from West side and a few other boys from both gangs. "Ay Chinaman, how you been! Sorry for bouncin on you man, shit was getting crazy!" says an apologetic Akon.

You brush it off. "It's fine. It'll go better this time. Any of you know who's in charge of South Side now?"

T.G. is the one to provide you with the intel. "They's havin' a gang meet today, pickin' a new leader. If we crash the party, we can cripple South side".

You like this idea. "Let's do that. This is the plan...

>Same as last time, we find a good place to snipe them from
>We have new weapons, we just storm the place and shoot every motherfucker in our way
>Write-in (surprise me with your creativity)

>>39732268
>We have new weapons, we just storm the place and shoot every motherfucker in our way

>>39732268
>Write-in (surprise me with your creativity)
Infiltrate the party, kidnap and steal the clothes from some members. If things start to go south it would be harder for them to find us since everyone would be wearing the same gang colors at the meeting.

>>39732321
good idea, supporting

>>39732295
switching to >>39732321

Guys, we have all these weapons, and we're not going to use them? When else will they be as useful?

>>39732365
Don't place words in my mouth, you are not >>39732295

>>39732321
supporting this!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39732321

Can we eat their hearts while we're at it?

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>>39732321
>>39732349
>>39732402
>>39732403

>>39732321
>>39732349
>>39732365
"We infiltrate the party, then kidnap some South side members and steal their clothes" you begin. You consider also harvesting their organs, but you don't want to say that to the general gathering, since only T.G. and Dwayne (who's not present today) seem to know and accept this. "If things go south, we can disguise ourselves and get out."

"Yeah, aight aight! I dig!" replies a rather chubby East side gangster. "I gots me a van, we could use it to change! It be big enough fo' six guys, I recon!". You select the owner of the van, known as Tyrone, as well as T.G. and three other boys to go with you on the raid.

T.G. directs Tyrone in the right direction and you're quickly approaching the South side gathering. "We almost there, Chinaman!" shouts T.G. "What now?".

>Charge in, leave the clothes theft for later
>Start kidnapping and stripping some of the guards
>Charge in and fire, leave the clothes-napping for later

>>39732466
>tart kidnapping and stripping some of the guards

>>39732466
>Start kidnapping and stripping some of the guards

>>39732466
>Start kidnapping and stripping some of the guards
>"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"

>>39732466
>Start kidnapping and stripping some of the guards

>>39732491
>>39732507
>>39732509
>>39732518
You take one of the baseball bats and hand out the two others to two other gang members. Luckily, the other three can get bats that were lying around in Tyrone's van. You also give each of them a subautomatic pistol just in case, taking the Uzi for yourself along with your old glock.

"Try not to fire unless you absolutely have to. Look for an isolated guard, bash him over the head as hard as you can and drag him back to the van. We strip them here and I'll take care of the bodies later."

The boys nod and head out. You go after a target of your own as well.

Roll d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39732561

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39732561

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39732561

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39732561

>>39732607
>>39732624
>>39732628
These are the rolls, averaging at 10.3 (skin of your teeth success). Is this good or do you want your once per thred best of three? Yes, we had one earlier this thread but I'm giving another one because I fucked up earlier.

>>39732682

Naw. That's for when we inevitably get riddled full of holes.

>>39732682
We might need that free roll later if we mess up during the gang war fire in the meeting.

>>39732717
>>39732726
Right-o then.

You manage to sneak up to a gang member without any problems and smash your bat into the back of his head. With the sound of a shattering skull and a grunt, the gangster collapses. You drag him back to your van without any problems. The other members trickle in, until one remains. You hear a gunshot in the background, and not much later the last member of your group runs towards the van with a corpse slung over his shoulder. "Shit man, niggas saw me. We need to hurry fo dey get here!"

>Change and infiltrate. Tyrone, take your van around the block and come back when it's safe
>We stay and fight them off, then take care of the leaders
>We all infiltrate, leave the van behind unguarded
>Write-in

>Change and infiltrate. Tyrone, take your van around the block and come back when it's safe

>>39732797
>Change and infiltrate. Tyrone, take your van around the block and come back when it's safe

>>39732797
>Change and infiltrate. Tyrone, take your van around the block and come back when it's safe

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39732797
>We stay and fight them off, then take care of the leaders

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39732797
>Change and infiltrate. Tyrone, take your van around the block and come back when it's safe

>>39732838
>>39732842
>>39732845
"Hurry up and change!" you order. "Tyrone, take the van around the block. Make sure nothing's here by the time the guards catch up. Take the van around the block a few times, come back when it's safe! With those clear orders, you change, throw your old clothes as well as the corpses into the van and infiltrate the party.

You feared that a scrawny asian kid would stand out like a sore thumb at a mostly black gathering, but luckily there are also a few lighter skinned gangsters at the gathering. You stand out, but at least you don't look like you don't belong there. The gathering seems to take place in a park that's effectively occupied by the South side gang. Despite the meeting being serious, there's a casual mood. A few guys are grilling hamburgers and having drinks.

T.G. nudges you and quickly points towards a few seated guys getting lapdances from some hoes. "Dey the ones pickin' the new leaders. We need to ice those fuckers, the rest are just scrubs."

>Grab a burger and a drink, wait for an opportunity
>Just open fire, not caring what bystanders you hit. They're all gangsters, there are no innocents here.
>Write-in (the more creative the better!)

>>39732950
>Just open fire, not caring what bystanders you hit. They're all gangsters, there are no innocents here.

>>39732950
>Write-in (the more creative the better!)
Wait for the ceremony to start, in the meantime start looking for the quickest escape routes

>>39732950
>Write-in (the more creative the better!)
Start a fire for a distraction the hose them down in the mayhem.

>>39732950
>Grab a burger and a drink, wait for an opportunity
What kinda drinks they got?

>>39732999
This, make them get lined up for us to finish it quick

>>39732950
>Just open fire, not caring what bystanders you hit. They're all gangsters, there are no innocents here.

>Write-in (the more creative the better!)
Wait for the ceremony to start, in the meantime start looking for the quickest escape routes

>>39732999
>>39733047
>>39733072
You whisper to your boys. "Wait for the ceremony to start. In the meantime grab yourself a burger and a drink. Look cool, don't draw any attention. Stay within sight and look for escape routes."

Your group splits up but stays within visible distance of eachother. You grab yourself a hamburger and a can of coke and wander around, looking for possible exits and remembering them. Not much later the ceremony starts. The leaders huddle up, start convincing eachother who has the right to lead, argue amongst themselves, push eachother around etc.

>Open fire, kill them all
>Get close to an exit, shoot them from afar
>Write-in

>>39733200
>Open fire, kill them all

>>39733200
>Open fire, kill them all
Leave no room for revenge characters.

>>39733200
>Open fire, kill them all

>>39733200
>Ice the leaders, nominate yourself as the new leader of the Southside.

The threat of the moles in the group should help persuade them.

>>39733200
>genocide

>>39733200
>Open fire, kill them all

>>39733226
>>39733228
>>39733231
You don't give a fuck and just open fire, directing the fire of your uzi at the group of leaders. Your boys follow suit with their subautomatic machine guns. The leaders drop like flies, as do some bystanding gangsters and hoes.

Roll d20+2 (a little bonus due to your shiny new weapons)

>Escape
>Kill them all

>>39733200
>"Hey, you lot ever watch Game of Thrones?"
>Open fire, kill them all

>>39733312
>Kill them all

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>39733312
>Escape from the City

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>39733312
>Kill them all

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>39733312
>Escape

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39733312
Kill them all

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>39733341
>>39733312
messed up roll

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>39733312
>"Hey, you lot ever watch Game of Thrones?"
>Open fire, kill them all

>>39733347
>>39733367
Rollin around at the speed of sound

>>39733315
>>39733341
>>39733372
Kill them all

Also, lucky lucky! You guys got a natural 20!

>>39733372
Looks like were getting a revenge character boys.

>my name is Jose los Nachos you have killed my family prepare to die

>>39733411
Not with that natural 20 we're not. With a 22, we're straight busta

"Open fire! Kill them all!" you shout. Your companions open fire on all the other gangsters and they fire back. All the gore and death surrounding you riles up your Oni essence and you become a killing machine. Your charge forward, firing as you go, and manage to jump on top of the shoulders of one of the gangsters. You then launch yourself into the air and spin around a few times while firing your uzi, reloading in mid air and emptying another clip. With this one maneuvre you down a significant number of gangsters and hoes. Before landing you reload your weapon once againd and upon touching the ground you empty the last clip, before picking up a knife off the ground and slashing around you in a wild rage.

After having sliced the throat of the last South side gangster, you look around at those left stending. Only four guys, one of your boys was downed. It wasn't T.G., so you can't really bring yourself to care.

>Scavenge
>Get out of there before the cops arrive
>Load as many corpses as fit into the van
>Write-in

>>39733502
>Load as many corpses as fit into the van

>>39733502
>Load as many corpses as fit into the van
>We should aim for strength, load only the men into the car.

>>39733502
>Load as many corpses as fit into the van

>Load as many corpses as fit into the van
>write North side was here on something


reasons for getting north side involved?
1) gets the police off our trail
2) gets north and south fighting
3) body count!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) ?
5) profit

>>39733502
>Scavenge
Loot! Fuck the po po!

>>39733502
>Load as many corpses as fit into the van

>>39733502
>Load as many corpses as fit into the van
>Write-in
Bring our downed man with us, so he won't be identified by the cops, funeral service

>>39733515
>>39733524
>>39733538
"Load as many men as you can into Tyrone's van! Ignore the women!" you shout. You'll need strong hearts, so you prefer the hearts of men. Your boys run back and forth between Tyrone's van and the slaughtergrounds a few times.

Roll d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39733578

QM can we write North side was here on something in blood?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39733578

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39733578
Heres to getting the cops on our tails.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39733597
>>39733602
>>39733607
Slight faillure. Best of 3?

>>39733599
Only if it's a succes. Best of 3 will result in a skin-of-your-teeth success.

> best of three

>>39733666
>satan tempting us with Bo3

Nah.

>>39733666
Okay, Satan.

>>39733666
Just take average, slight failure should be alright

>>39733686
>>39733689
>>39733796
>>39733809
Next vote will be the tiebreaker. If I don't get it in 5 minutes, I'm rolling a d2.

>>39733666
> best of three

>>39733982
>Best of three it is!

You and your boys go back and forth two times to get corpses. With the six corpses from earlier, that's 16 corpses. You also find the wall to quickly scribble some slogans that look pro-North on some of the trees with blood.
>"North wuz here"
>"North + South = Blown the fuck out"
>"Mess with North, lose your worth!"

When the second batch of corpses is loaded into the car, you can here some sirens in the distance. "Sheeiiit, it's da popo! We gotta bounce, man!" whines Tyrone from behind the wheel. All five remaining gangsters make their way inside and Tyrone drives away as fast as he can.

That escape was way too narrow, but you got a massive batch of corpses out of it.

>Get everyone back to the East side gang house
>Call Maria, tell her you're coming with a fresh batch
>Write-in

>>39734091
>Call Maria, tell her you're coming with a fresh batch

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39734091
>>Get everyone back to the East side gang house

>>39734091
>Call Maria, tell her you're coming with a fresh batch

>>39734091
>Call Maria, tell her you're coming with a fresh batch

>>39734091
>Write-in

Fuck Maria, not literally and eat the corpses.

>>39734091
>Call Maria, tell her you're coming with a fresh batch

>>39734127
Bros b4 hoes

>>39734177
Hearts b4 lady parts

>>39734120
>>39734158
>>39734161
>>39734193
Door-to-door organ delivery

You whip out your phone to call Maria. Despite your intimate relationship, you try to sound somewhat professional. "Hey, I got a pretty large batch of organs. We're coming over soon, make some space".

One of the surviving gangsters acts shock. "Da fuck nigga? We sellin dey organs or sum shit? That's whack, yo!".

An irritated T.G. puts him in his place "Man, shut the fuck up! They don't need they organs and dis bitch pay good".

>Thank you, my companion of African-American descent
>That "bitch" is my wife to be, you uneducated buffoon
>Say nothing, just wait until you get there
>Write-in

>>39734270
>Thank you, my companion of African-American descent

>Thank you, my companion of African-American descent

>>39734215
>inb4 some spoof of dick in the pizza box but its a dick in a body bag.

>>39734270
>That "bitch" is my wife to be, my companion of African-American descent

>>39734270
>>Thank you, my companion of African-American descent
>>That "bitch" is my wife to be, you uneducated buffoon, you wanna get shot?

>>39734270
>Write-in
>Say nothing, just wait until you get there
Take that nigga out back with the rest of the corpses.

>>39734293
>>39734295
>>39734314
Ma nigga

>>39734304
>>39734314
I'll fucking cut you

>>39734296
It's my dick in a corpse!

>>39734270
>Thank you, my companion of African-American descent

>>39728485
Maria Andrews is a stupid name

>>39734270
>Thank you, my companion of African-American descent

Just caught up, this quest is freaking insane in a good way.

You lean back in your chair and look T.G. straight in the eye. "Thanks for standing up for me nigga, but that "bitch" is my bitch. Watch your words.".

T.G. is visibly ashamed and mumbles a muffled "Sorry, nigga."

>You now have N-word privilleges. You have also gained the right to complain about "the man" keeping you down, and the ability to produce rap music without looking silly and whitewashed (think Eminem as opposed to Vanilla Ice).

After a lengthy drive you arrive at Maria's clinic. She designates a room for the corpses to be dropped off. After the work is done, Maria divides $4800 among the five of you, giving you each $960. With the $500 you have left from your last payment (after substracting hentai and ona hole costs), you have a total of $1460 in pocket money.

On your way out, you dicuss what Tyrone is going to do with the van. You tell him he should throw it out, but Tyrone has a different idea. "Nigga, after dropping y'all off amma take thi to my uncle. He owns a garage, y'know. Amma gets me a new license plate, new colors, new engine, y'all niggas won't even recognize my van anymore!"

>Let Tyrone drop you off at the East side gang house
>Stay behind with Maria
>Write-in

>>39734389
welcome to our little corner of TG

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>>39734366
I'm sorry, I suck at names. I just made it up on the fly and it stuck. The only reason Hikki Mori's name doesn't suck (I hope) is because I had time to think of a stupid and obvious pun.

>>39734445
>Let Tyrone drop you off at the East side gang house

>>39734445
>Stay behind with Maria
>>Ask her how she's dealing with all this

>>39734471
Nah, the name is totally fine. Fits her appearance in a way.

>>39734445
>>Let Tyrone drop you off at the East side gang house

Find out what the East Side Gang really wants for themselves and use it to expand and become legit.

>>39734471

I think it's fine, she's a blank slate like her name.

>>Let Tyrone drop you off at the East side gang house

Find out what the East Side Gang really wants for themselves and use it to expand and become legit.

>>39734445
>think Eminem as opposed to Vanilla Ice
Is it bad I don't know the difference? When I think of drugs I think of a pharmacy.
>>39734445
>Write-in

Donate that van to his uncle we don't want to use it again. Stay with Maria.

>>39734478
>>39734481
>>39734535
You let Tyrone drop you off at the gang house, along with the other gangsters. After arriving there, Tyrone leaves to let his uncle work on his van.

>Celebrate your victory with a few good drinks among friends
>Celebrate your victory with blackjack and hookers
>Start planning your next move for tomorrow, what to do with North side
>Write-in

>>39734389
I'm glad you were able to catch up and join us. I guess this thread is just what happens when you give /tg/ a lot of room to go nuts.

>>39734592
>Celebrate your victory with a few good drinks among friends
Party for today, plan later

>>39734592
>Start planning your next move for tomorrow, what to do with North side

Can't stagnate, gotta keep movin' upwards. Don't lose sight of the goal.

>>39734592
>Start planning your next move for tomorrow, what to do with North side
Stay sharp.

>>39734592
>Celebrate your victory with a few good drinks among friends

>>39734592
>Celebrate your victory with a few good drinks among friends

>>39734592
>Celebrate your victory with a few good drinks among friends

>>39734619
>>39734644
>>39734657
>>39734669
Party with your homies

>>39734626
>>39734643
All work and no play makes Hikki a dull Oni.

We have friends now! Though we should probably tell them we're planning on calling it quits, and opening up a hitman business.

> Try to become their leader, rise through their ranks. Become friendly with them to help achieve this goal.

>>39734724
A hitman business would be less troublesome, give us dosh, and hearts. Plus, we told Mary that we'd quit it with this hitman business.

>>39734767
>hitman business
Fuuuuuck, meant gangster business, my bad.

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>>39734445
Welp, there go my sides.

As soon as you enter the gang house, all eyes are on you. "My niggas!" you shout, fully exploiting your N-word privileges. "South side is down!". This announcement is followed by loud cheers, whistles and wolfcalls. One gangster turns up the music while a few other guys grab bottles of various kinds of liquor out of some cabinets. You're carried around by both East side and West side boys and hailed as the hero of the day. T.G. tells the story of what happened with great enthousiasm, and the other gangsters hang on to each of his words.

After quite some partying, one of the gangsters speaks up. "Guys, Chinaman here is a fucking savior! Dis nigga pops caps and takes names like it ain't shit. He even took out those raggidy-ass South side bitches! We be thinkin' that East and West should work together and rule the streets! And we be thinkin' Chinaman here should be our leader!". This news is recieved with great enthousiasm, and some gangsters start chanting "Chinaman! Chinaman! Chinaman! Chinaman!"

>Accept your offer and lead this new gangster alliance to greatness
>Quit while you're still ahead. The death of your uncle has been avenged, you're done here
>Write-in

>>39734835
>Accept your offer and lead this new gangster alliance to greatness

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39734835
Fuck, I really wanted to be a hitman, but now...
1 = Accept your offer and lead this new gangster alliance to greatness
2 = Quit while you're still ahead. The death of your uncle has been avenged, you're done here

>Accept your offer and lead this new gangster alliance to greatness

now to get north side to partner up and quit with us a don boss

>>39734835
>Accept your offer and lead this new gangster alliance to greatness

>>39734835
>Quit while you're still ahead. The death of your uncle has been avenged, you're done here

>>39734835
>Quit while you're still ahead. The death of your uncle has been avenged, you're done here

Your mission here is done. Disappear into the winds like a ninja.

>>39734835
>Quit while you're still ahead. The death of your uncle has been avenged, you're done here

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39734835
>>Quit while you're still ahead. The death of your uncle has been avenged, you're done here

>>39734835
>>Accept your offer and lead this new gangster alliance to greatness

I have a dream that we will rule all of our city and take control. We will take over all administrative positions in this city and I will be mayor.

>>39734835
>Quit while you're still ahead. The death of your uncle has been avenged, you're done here
Gotta start the plans of becoming Demon King

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39734877
>>39734897
>>39734898
Lead the gang

>>39734891
>>39734905
>>39734909
>>39734928
Quit

Ah, quitting had more votes, but leadint the gangster alliance had three votes earlier. I guess I'm going to roll too then.

1 = Lead the gang
2 = Your work here is done

>>39734960
>>39734891
The dice have spoken. Working is hard anyway.

>>39734960
>Lead the gang.
Let's slowly turn then into our demon army, recruit more youkai into our ranks as captains, and defeat more demon gangs until we reach the throne.

"I appreciate the offer, guys!" you begin. "But this gangster thing isn't really my style. T.G. here would make a great leader though, he was my loyal friend here since the start. He earns it!". The gansters cheer and accept T.G. as their new leader.

T.G. gives you a friendly hug no homo. "Thanks, nigga. I appreciate it. Watchu gon' do tho?".

You shrug. "Not sure, I'll see when it happens. Just take good care of the gang though."

You turn around and leave, as T.G. shouts "Come back any time though. When you a gangsta, you a gansta fo life!".

>Go home, to Maria
>Write-in

>>39735031

Feast.

>>39735031
>Go home, to Maria
>Look up mythology to figure oni-dom out.

>>39735031
>Write-in
Fap.

>>39735031
>Go home, to Maria
>Ask for her help in figuring out this Oni shit.

>>39735031
>Go home, to Maria
>"It's over, I'm out."

>Go home, to Maria

>>39735031
>Go home, to Maria

>>39735058
>>39735060
>>39735071
Go home

>>39735039
>>39735056
Go home and research

>>39735054
Fap in the middle of the street. You dun' give a fuck, you gangsta!

>>39735038
Om nom nom delicious organs.

>>39735095
Why is the researching exclusive?

It's been a long day and you partied pretty late. It's close to midnight when you finally get home. In the bedroom, you catch Maria watching the news. It's yet another emergency report. You see the same young, male reporter as the last two times standing just outside of the park.

"What started out as a friendly meeting of South side gangsters in the park turned into a massacre. North side gangsters have left some scribblings in blood on the trees claiming responsibility for this horrific act. Nothing more is known about the perpetrators, though eyewitnesses did see a green van driving away a few minutes after the attack. Back to you in the studio Brandon!".

Maria looks at you with disapproval. "You know how I feel about this, Hikki".

>I know, I just don't care
>It's okay babe, I'm no longer a ganster
>Why are you complaining? I'm alive, aren't I?
>Write-in

>>39735178
>It's okay babe, I'm no longer a gangnam

>>39735178
>It's okay babe, I'm no longer a ganster

>>39735178
>It's okay babe, I'm no longer a ganster

>>39735178
>It's okay babe, I'm no longer a ganster
I left on good terms.

>>39735210
>>39735215
>>39735227
>>39735230
You lie down besides her and hold her hand even though you aren't married, you pervert! "It's okay babe, I quit. I got South side and avenged my uncle, that's all I needed. I got you some corpses along the way so that's always a nice bonus."

"So what now?" she asks. "Do you have any plans?"

>Find some other way to get corpses, maybe become a hitman or something
>Find out more about youkai and make you my demon queen, as promised
>Live out the rest of my days as your NEET househusband
>Write-in

>>39735178
>"I clawed out a peace for this town. Where there was once two horizons is now a harmonious sky."

>>39735299
>Find out more about youkai and make you my demon queen, as promised
>"Wouldn't that just be neato if I found a kitsune or a tanuki? Sorry, those are magic foxes and raccoons.

Since this is a NEET quest

>become a NEET
> start researching to become king

>>39735299
>Find out more about youkai and make you my demon queen, as promised

>>39735299
>Find out more about youkai and make you my demon queen, as promised

>>39735304
Poetry, with a little more.
>''I am a man with a lot of talents. I'll search some honest job, and if that doesn't do... Well, we can always be working dirty together, they said i could go back anytime i wanted, anyway.''

>>39735393
We're not going back though, and we have just two talents: net savvyness and RIP AND TEAR

>>39735333
>>39735356
>>39735365
>>39735379
"Find out more about youkai and figure out to become the demon king... and make you my demon queen, of course!".

Maria seems somewhat relieved. "At least you won't get yourself in another firefight for quite a while. That's good enough for me."

You smile. "Wouldn't it be cool if I found a kitsune or a tanuki along the way though? That'd be awesome." Maria looks at you like you're speaking moonspeak (which you kid of are). "I'm sorry, those are magic foxes and raccoons."

Maria cuddles up close to you and leans on your chest. "Yeah, sure. If that makes you happy."

After a pretty rough gang war episode, you've fully returned to your NEET lifestyle. From now on, you'll spend your time researching oni and other youkai. Of course, anime and hentai also count as research! With that pleasant thought in your mind, you fall asleep.

That night, you have a new nightmare. You're once again a red ogre. You're lying on the floor with your organs ripped out of your gut, rolling around in intense agony. A large, blue ogre leans over you and looks at you with a sadistic grin. "You're good, very good. I think I'll pay you a visit soon."

>END OF QUEST

That was pretty exciting. You guys made up for those bad rolls yesterday with a pretty well timed natural 20. That concludes the gang wars it seems, I'm looking forward to where this quest goes next.

Please follow me on Twitter to stay up to date.
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>>39735518
Thanks for running mate, was fun.

>>39735518
Looking forward to next week!

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>>39735518
We should be seeing our dad soon, didn't uncle mention that this shit runs in the family?

>>39735548
>>39735634
>Next week
Only technically. I'm planning to run the next part tomorrow. Keep an eye on my twitter.

Thanks for playing with me though, guys.

>>39735664
Yeah thats right, I think he even said that our dad has the same powers.

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>>39735739
dad is the blue oni

>>39735757
that would be some crazy stuff

Thanks QM!!!

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>>39735757
Maria is the blue Oni

What if we had a long-lost sister who was the blue oni?

>>39734366
Hey, do you think she'll let us get away with calling her Mary-Ann?

>>39736095

Mariana sounds closer.

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>>39735880
What if Maria is that long-lost sister?
What if you got her pregnant?

>>39736323
Ha! I doubt it, though. Hey, is she american, mexican, or british?

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>39733312

>Kill them all

>>39736400
It won't surprise you, but I gave that zero thought. American, I guess.

>>39736444
Aw, now I don't have a sexy accent to give her.