>>39733479

You continue on in second guessing your every action until you come to a shadowed walkway that leads to the main road, and beyond, Wolfgang’s car.

You feel a confused jumble of emotions from somewhere in front of you, just as another late-night walker appears from behind a batch of shrubbery ahead. You and Wolfgang maneuver out of his way, but somehow still find yourselves on an intercept course.

You brace yourself for one of those awkward side-to-side shuffles you do when you run into people. But the guy, hoodie and baseball cap combo pulled low over his eyes, just stops in place. You and Wolf go to go around.

Suddenly, a surge of feeling erupts from the stranger, and he whips out a butterfly knife. He steps in your way, angling his blade toward Wolfgang. “Don’t do anything stupid. Just hand over your wallets,” he growls. The mugger points his knife at you next. “Put the necklace in the purse and hand it over too.”

Oh come on. Seriously?

>Pull your gun on him.
>Get your switchblade out and rob him back.
>Use your words.
>Feign helplessness. Bait Wolf into doing some fancy magic stuff.
>Let your secret service do its job.
>Utilize funky demon powers (?)
>Other (?)

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>>39733479
>thread 100

>>39733492
How ironic. Tomorrow I'm mowing the lawn for the first time this year.

>>39733492
>Pull your gun on him.
>Rob him back!

>>39733492
>Get your switchblade out and rob him back.

fuck him up

>>39733492
>Get your switchblade out and rob him back.

>>39733479
Just gotta say I really like that pic

>tfw Wolfgang hired a mugger to show off

>tfw Sierra nearly kills the guy

>>39733492
>Pull your gun on him
>Rob him back

>>39733492
>Deck him in the face with your shadow

>>39733492
>Get your switchblade out and rob him back.
>Utilize funky demon powers (?)
Sap will on this fool.

>>39733492
>Pull your gun on him
F-F-F-F-F-FUCK YEAH HELLBORN QUEST! Congratulations on making it to thread 100 Lawnmaster!

>>39733492
>Pull your gun on him.

>>39733492

>Pull your gun on him.

Nobody fucks with us except us!

>>39733492
>Terrorizing Glare
>Inflict Pain
>Sap Will
All at once.

>>39733492
>Utilize funky demon powers (?)
>Use your words.

Terrorizing Glare him, follow that up by telling him to fuck off before we feed him his own testicles.

Don't use obvious magic on him unless you plan to kill this guy. which I think is an awful idea

>>39733492
>Pull your gun on him.

>>39733492

>Utilize funky demon powers (?)
Inflict Pain

>>39733492
>rob him back.

>>39733535
>>39733589
>>39733631
>>39733639
>>39733674
Are you crazy? What do you think Wolfgang will think of Sierra carrying a fucking gun when they are together?

Getting a flashback to thread one with this idiot

>>39733492

>Feign helplessness. Bait Wolf into doing some fancy magic stuff.

If that goes south, then:

>Utilize funky demon powers (?)
Terrorizing Gaze

>>39733492
>Get your switchblade out and rob him back.
>Utilize funky demon powers (Shadow stuff)

>>39733700
That she's had people try to kill her multiple times and she's not stupid enough to go somewhere without a gun?

Wolfgang knows how shit is.

>>39733492
>Pull your gun on him.
>Rob him back!

>>39733700
That is my fetish.

>>39733700
"What? I always carry a gun."

>>39733700
She could rip him in half with her bare hands.

Hell she would probably enjoy eating him.

If I was Wolfgang after seeing her, So.. where'd she put it?

>>39733700

He'd think that we were absolutely adopted by the Hallows.

I'm pretty sure it's actually impossible for this guy to hurt us right now. Zelathis only does 2d4 (between 2 and 8) damage. A switchblade would be substantially less than a sword, probably a 1d4. It's dark out, so we have damage soaking of somewhere between 3-5 from shadow armor currently.

Wolfgang, on the other hand, is a squishy Hellion who only has 10hp and could get cut up real nice if this dude realizes that shanking the mage is the way it do.

>>39733700
The gun is less threatening than anything sierra could do to him personally

>>39733700
Compared to the other stuff Sierra can do, a gun is the least of Wolfgang's worries.

>>39733492
Well, Wolfgang has spent a night with happy fun time Sierra. Now it's time for him to catch a glimpse bloodthirsty, violent, ticking timebomb Sierra.

>>39733492
>Utilize funky demon powers (?)
>>Conspire with Wolfgang to scare the shit out of him

>>39733758
Probably her waist.

>>39733700
He'd probably not be surprised at all. Compared to a lot of our natural abilities, a gun isn't even that much more deadly. Just more convenient. If anything, he'd commend us on wanting to be able to defend ourself without using obvious magic or demon powers since, as other anons said, people have been trying to kill us before.

>>39733878
It's in her purse, guys.

>>39733864
Oh that's gonna be fun.
That awkward moment where we talk with him and Moriah about being a blackout mass murderer

>>39733864
>Sierra straight up tried to have a conversation with Wolfgang about how she enjoys cannibalism sometimes
>She carries around a magic lightning sword all the damn time
>He knows about the time she decided to be a hitman just to get a magic trinket
A gun will totally be the thing that tips him off to her fucked upness!

>>39733957
If it does there is always Roger. He seemed cool.

>>39733479
Congratulations on one hundred threads Languid! I've been here on and off since thread one, and I just wanted to say I love your quest and am glad to see it's still going

You know what'd be hilarious? SoS our knife and cut his knife in half.

>inb4 "it's really obvious magic!!"
Nah. It's dark out. He wouldn't even be able to see the visual effect. The screaming noise it makes would be written off as a car doing something weird. Or maybe bugs making noise.

>>39733957
Nah, Sierra is just your average Shadowrunner, have her say she is pretending to be one so she can play the game better.

>Pull your gun on him.

>>39733492
>Pull your gun on him.
>Use your words.

I normally would leave you bleeding for doing something so stupid, but I'm in a good mood, so walk away.
If that doesn't work,
>Utilize funky demon powers (?)
Terrorizing Glare

>>39733492
>Beat him to death with your neck like a goddamn giraffe.

>>39734231
Go home Kaku, your man-beast form is shit.


Yes, I just made that reference, eat me.

>>39734231
ahhahahahashahahahaha

>>39733479
Posting in thread 100 for historical significance.

>>39734231
you get points for creativity if nothing else

>>39733492
>Sorry mugger-kun, I love Moriah.

>>39734322
I admire your persistence, shitposter

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>>39734280
>Kaku
I had to google who that was.

>>39734319
Well I can't come up with "Give him Ranthix's number." each time.

>>39734339
>Sorry, I love Rowan

Also is it really shitposting when its an obvious joke? Calm down nigga.

>>39734357
>>Kaku
>I had to google who that was.

Didn't fuck the name up, right? Been ages.

OP reference.

>>39734369
Yeah.

>>39734369
The last several threads have been mired in retards bickering over unfunny "jokes" exactly like your post, so yes.

Not even the guy who was bitching at you. He's right, though.

Anyone else suspecting this guy ain't just your ordinary mugger and is waiting for us to do something vaguely magical/demonic?

>>39734369
There is room for only one shitposter in this thread friend.
If you keep doing the same joke as me people are going to keep calling us samefags and it won't be funny anymore, just annoying.

>>39734369
>not loving Ranthix

>Or Auntie Steel Angel

FUCKING plebe.

>>39734369
Shitposting is always a joke for the poster. That said, I'm totally calm and it doesn't bother me at all

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>>39734403
That's why we wont use magic on him.

>>39734458
>That's why we wont use magic on him.
It's really silly to think this is a trap of some kind.
...Unless the use of our name summoned the hell daemons after all...

>>39734473
>...Unless the use of our name summoned the hell daemons after all...
And rather then send in an ambush squad of a dozen demons on par with Ranthix, they sent a lone mugger with a butterfly knife?

>>39734510
He is the thread 100 boss. Best not to take risks and just attack from orbit.

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>>39734510
Yeah Anon, didn't you realize we're dealing with a 1980's cartoon villain?

>>39734510
What can you do? Shadowrunners are going to Shadowrun and no amount reason or logic can sway them.

>>39733492
>Force him to play that knife game with you.

>>39734510
Gotta confirm the target is who you think it is

>>39734529
>The thread 100 boss
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

You casually reach into your bag, pull out your Ruger, and aim it at the guy’s chest. “It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel,” you tell him, automatically assuming a shooting stance.

The mugger immediately drops his knife, and backpedals. “Hey! Chill out!” he says. “I’m gone, alright?”

“You’re not going anywhere yet,” you say. “Fork over your wallet!”

“Is this really necessary?” Wolfgang asks, looking at you.

“He tried to mug us, that means he’s fair game,” you explain. You take a menacing step forward, and gesture toward the mugger’s waist. “Turn out your pockets! Now!”

Hastily, the guy complies, shaking out a few nickles and dimes, a key ring, and a canvass wallet.

“Now scram,” you say, waving your gun to the side. “You’ve got till the count of ten before I put a bullet in your back.” And with that, you start counting rapidly.

The guy flees as fast as humanly possible, falling over himself a couple of times on the way. Within a minute, though, he’s gone.

You put the safety back on, and stow the weapon in your purse – that is, satchel – along with the rest of your prizes. You keep your newly acquired butterfly knife out so you start spinning it around. It’s a lot fancier than your regular old switchblade. Maybe you should have been carrying one of these around instead?

“Sierra, you’re crushing my hand,” says Wolfgang.

You pull your mind back to the present. “Oh uh. Whoops.” You allow the hand in question some breathing room.

He looks amused.

“What’s so funny?” you ask, feeling self-conscious for some reason.

“Just you,” he says, smiling to himself. “You want to turn that wallet in to the police?”

>Nah. I think he’s learned his lesson.
>First let’s see how much he had on him.
>If you want to, I guess.
>Other (?)

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.

>>39734573
>Other (?)
"Yeah, that's probably a good idea."

>>39734573
>>First let’s see how much he had on him.

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.

>>39734573
>>Other (?)
It'd be for the best

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.

>>39734573
>Probably not the best idea. I think Desk Cop still hates my guts.
Guys pls don't send us to the police station.

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.
I mean, it would probably be a pain, but whatever.

Cheers everyone, thread 100 boss was defeated.

>>39734573
Would I get in trouble if I told them how I got it?

>>39734573
>First let’s see how much he had on him.
>If you want to, I guess.
"You don't get rich by just, like, giving money to the po-po, y'know."

>>39734648

There are multiple police stations in San Francisco.

>>39734573
>First let’s see how much he had on him.

>>39734573
>First let’s see how much he had on him.

>>39734675
LIES AND SLANDER! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess

>>39734675
Whichever one who go to, officer deskjob will have transferred to.

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.

>>39734675
I dono. Might be cool for desk cop to see Sierra all cleaned up.

I wonder when we'll get a chance to talk to Ulam'uberatu? I kind of want to know how he knew Sierra's mother.

And if he has any stories of Corithis being hit by a case of /tg/ dice and acting like a spaz.

>>39734705
If a police station doesn't meet its unfair ticket quota, do all the officers have their heads cut off and their asshole power transferred to the top preforming station?

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.
but...
>First let's see how much he had on him.
We spent a lot in Cerra, no sense turning our noses up at free justice-money.

Does Sierra know about Joshua Norton, the crazy hobo that nevertheless managed to convince San Francisco that he was the Emperor of the United States?

>>39734573

>If you want to, I guess.

>all these take the money votes

Yeah, Wolfgang'll really like that...

>>39734573
Should have taken all his clothes too. Not like we actually want them, but the thought of the mugger having to run away in his underpants woulda been great.

>>39734850
It's not like we need the money either. If he's mugging people he'll barely have any

>>39734844
She should
>Implying he isn't still around

>>39734817
That's a terrible excuse. Also keep in mind that Wolfgang is a lawyer

>>39734744
I don't think so

>>39734844

He didn't convince them. It was closer to pity than anything.

Guy was still kick-ass though. Singlehandedly stopped a riot by getting on his knees and praying.

>>39734573
>>Nah. I think he’s learned his lesson.

>>39734573
>>If you want to, I guess.
The guy can pick it up from the Five-0 if he wants it back. and then explain how he lost it.

Don't worry, guys, I'm still making the spaghetti. There's no way we can spill it if it's not even been made yet.

>Nah. I think he’s learned his lesson.

>>39734573
>>If you want to, I guess.

>Walking into a police station
>Carrying an unregistered firearm
Maybe it's just my paranoia, but this seems sketch as fuck.

>>39734573
>If you want to, I guess.

>>39734573

>Nah, I think he's learned his lesson

>>39735117
Implying we have to go in. Hell, just let Wolfgang do it, he's a lawyer and in college. He'd probably benefit sucking up to cops

>>39733479
Hey Lawnman would Child of Night stop bleeding from a bullet wound so long as Sierra was in the dark?

>>39734573
>>If you want to, I guess

Wolfgang can go in, but fuck going in ourselves. Guy should be thankful we were considerate enough to even consider it

>>39735117
We're white, it'll be fine

>>39735158
considerate enough to even consider it

I think I may be a little off kilter here, ignore me

“First let’s see how much he had on him,” you say, finally letting Wolfgang go so you can check out the wallet. Besides a driver’s license and stuff, you find thirty two bucks, in the form of a twenty, two fives, and two ones. You take the twenty and hand it over to Wolfgang.

“This for being your accomplice?” he asks.

“No, this is for that time I ripped you off at McDonalds,” you say.

He searches his memory. “I almost forgot about that,” he replies.

You throw the wallet back into your bag, and grab Wolfgang’s hand and start leading him off. “You know where a station is around here?”

“We’ll drop by on the ride home,” he says.

“Any chance I’m in trouble about all this?”

“Let me tell the story and you won’t be,” Wolfgang tells you.

A walk, a drive, a stop at the police station, and another drive and walk later, you’re approaching your house. Wolfgang pulls up at the curb and parks. “I’ll walk you up,” he offers.

You graciously accept, or whatever.

“I liked that,” he says on the way.

“That as in the date, or that as in the failed mugging?” you ask.

“It wasn’t failed, we made out like bandits,” Wolfgang answers, his tone wry.

“Technically, you came out with net zero dollars gain, since it was just money I ate earlier,” you say. You notice you’re at the doorstep. You thought the driveway was longer.

“I thoroughly enjoyed the evening. With a capital thoroughly,” he says, leaning on the doorframe. “What are your opinions on second dates?”

>I don’t know. Tonight was fun. I’ll call you or something.
>They’re pretty okay, I guess, if you’re into that kind of thing.
>Yes.
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.
>Other (?)

>>39735168
speaking of, and I'm just spitballing here... but maybe the mugger was black?

>>39735168
I think Sierra's technically the blackest member of the cast currently. In a literal sense. Half of her body is made of literal darkness and most of the other half is made out of shiny black not-xenomorph-armor flesh.

She just uses magic to look like a normal white girl.

>>39735219
>Yes.
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735247
>>39735219

>>39735219
>“I thoroughly enjoyed the evening. With a capital thoroughly,” he says, leaning on the doorframe.
He's lying! He didn't even capitalize the T!

>Yes.

>>39735219
>>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.
>>"Who knows? Night Master Wolfgang."

>>39735219
>>Yes.

>>39735219
>Yes.
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735219
>They’re pretty okay, I guess, if you’re into that kind of thing.

>>39735219
>Yes.
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735219
>They’re pretty okay, I guess, if you’re into that kind of thing.

>>39735219
>They’re pretty okay, I guess, if you’re into that kind of thing.
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735219

>Yes.
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735219
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.
and seconding this
>>39735271

>>39735219
>>Yes.
No kissu on first date pls

>>39735219
>>Kiss his sister while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735219
>>Yes.

>>39735219
>Yes.
Don't kiss on the first date you filthy whores.

>>39735219
>I don't know. Tonight was fun. I'll call you or something.
Gotta make sure it isn't too easy, right?
Can't let one good date go to his head.
>Kiss him while you've got the chance.
On the cheek, cause we dig him but he already got a full-contact face-suck.

>>39735219
>Yes.
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735308
>>39735338

What in particular is wrong about that, you knicker knotted faggots? It's a kiss, jeeze

>>39735219
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735338
Considering we kissed before the first date I don't think that applies.

>>39735271
Seconding

>>39735308
Stop with the purefagging. It's perfectly appropriate.

>>39735338
What are we, protestant or a japanese waifu? Fuck that noise.

>>39735261
He didn't even break the rules of grammar, how does he expect to break the rules of physics.
Shit mage detected.

>>39735219
I guess we'll have to find out, won't we?
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.

>>39735271
The cringe.

>>39735401
Yeah, Wolfgang makes for a better thief

get it, because he's stealing our heart?

>>39735416
Which part? The Young Master Wolf part? I was just throwing that in their to tease him about his nickname as a kid

>>39735452
Doesn't matter. Not him. Still made me wince.

Granted if I was in his position I'd just think she was being a cute dork..

>>39735480
That's certainly why I seconded it

>>39735429
That's cheesy. I like it.

>>39735219
>what's your opinion of kissing on the first date?
>kiss him anyway
The imperiate claims her concubines at her pleasure.

>>39735219
>Kiss him while you’ve got the chance.
With soul-shattering demonic power.

>>39735429
He has certainly stolen my heart.
Can't wait for the PAIN when he breaks it.

>>39735661
Stress +200

>>39735661
Does he cut it in half with scissors?

>>39735678
>Stress + 800

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>>39735671
How would Sierra even cope with a new breakdown? The destruction would be cataclysmic, the lives lost: Countless.

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>Date goes well
>We're holding hands, so lewd!
>Do we kiss now? It's like she acts demure when you get close
>Mugger
>No more demure, no more kiss
Next time Wolf will get it.

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>Sierra and Wolfgang could have a moment?

>SURPRISE MUGGING!

Damn it, thread 100 was supposed to be for our wings, not for a stupid date.

>>39735745
I'm sure the mugger was pretty fucking surprised.

>>39735756
I honestly like the SoL just as much as the combat and demon stuff.
Maybe even a little bit more.

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>>39735756
Pic related.

Besides, who's to say we wont get5 our wings from kissing Wolfy G?

>>39735792
I did too, until this dating stuff started.

>>39735756
They might not be unrelated

>>39735834
cry moar faggot

>>39735806
I suppose we have had some progress in terms of our form after some ordeals
Perhaps not freaking out will count to some degree, and if not it's still a small achievement.

>>39735911
Didn't we make that unicorn wish for that?

More hot dates? This isn’t even a question. “Yes,” you say, just to make sure you’re both on the same page.

Young Wolf gives you a dopey smile. Usually he’s super cool and composed and everything, but you don’t really mind the lapse. In fact, him being pleased at the mere idea of being around you more is kind of cool in its own way. A really cool, kind of magnetic kind of way that makes you look at his mouth for reasons.

But the date’s virtually over, and it’d be kind of weird to try to go do something else, except you still kind of did want to do something else, something involving less talking and more other kinds of stuff.

Before he has a chance to react, you grab the front of his fancy shirt, pull him forward, and kiss him a little bit. Or kind of not a little bit. But either way, it’s not for very long, because you don’t like the idea of people seeing you while you’re being all intimate or whatever.

But now you’re on the front doorstep, gripping Wolfgang’s shirt, and he’s got a kind of surprised kind of look. You let go and push open the door behind you, beating a hasty retreat. “I’ll see you later and stuff,” you say, backing into the house.

“I’ll call later,” he says, his façade of coolness returning. But you know the truth, now. His silly smile is stuck in your brain.

You close the door and retreat to your room at speed.

---

A while later, Rowan is suddenly in your room bothering you, despite the lateness of the hour. Or perhaps because of it? “How was it?” she asks.

>Say stuff (?)
>Other (?)

>>39735834
Why? This date has been the best thing to happen in Hellborn since halloween.

>>39735939
we mugged a dude

>>39735939
>It won't be as good as this, push her down and have your way with her.

>>39735939
>Pretty fun, I mugged a mugger

>>39735947
Halloween was okay but honestly I enjoyed the random gettogethers Sierra has with her friends a lot more as far as SoL goes.

>>39735939
>>Say stuff (?)
"10/10 would go on a date again"

>>39735939
Total success. We even got to counter-mug some guy

>>39735939
Bands were cool. We picked out a couple CDs, went for a walk, then mugged a guy. All in all, pretty good time.

>>39735939
Give her a dopey smile of our own - It was great - I mugged a guy who was trying to mug us.

>>39735939
>>Say stuff (?)
Wolfgangs nickname was "Young master Wolf".

>>39735939
Thanks for the generic but helpful advice

>>39735997

Seconding this.

>>39735939
>explode with embarrassment

>>39735939
>Say stuff (?)
"It was satisfactory. Let me regale you in detail of my tryst, so that you may live vicariously through my actions and words and be wracked by uncontrollable jealousy."

>>39735939
>Other (?)
Pop our new CD into the player while we talk.

>>39736026
Don't burn down the house now.

>>39735850
Kiss Wolfgang, suddenly sprout wings.

>>39736026
>>39736054
>implying she wasn't busy exploding already

>>39735939
>It was fun. Learned my name is more awesome than I thought. Mugged a mugger. The usual.

>>39736220
This reminds me, we could steal all of Wolfgang's pp with an extended make out session yeah?

>>39736293
I think we can turn that off if we focus.

>>39736293
Yeah, we could.

>>39736293
I dont think we've looked at him that way before. I mean, he probably has a shitload of PP but I don't think we actually know how much.

>>39736293
We could also bite him to paralyze him, if we wanted to.

>>39736356
>Nibbling

>"Uh, why can't I move?"

>Kinky

“Pretty good,” you say.

Rowan settles down at the side of your bed, ready for a story.

“So, we totally mugged a guy. It was hilarious,” you say. At Rowan’s look of shock, you explain. “Not like that, it was more like a counter mugging. He mugged us first. Or at least acted with intent to mug,” you say.

“Somebody tried to mug you?” she asks.

“Tried being the operative word,” you say.

She looks concerned. “Did he get hurt?”

“Naw. I just pulled a gun on him, he booked it, I stole his wallet,” you say. “We dropped by the police, Wolfgang made up some story with pepper spray or whatever.”

“That’s... nice,” she says. “How was the concert?”

“Oh. That was cool too,” you say, almost forgetting everything before the knives came out. “Check it.” You pull out your newly acquired Misnomers CD and jam it into your laptop.

You answer Rowan’s other probing sisterly questions deep into the night, though you don’t mind. It’s nice to conspire with people every now and then.

--

For the first time in a while, your life actually manages to find a routine and settle in it. You don’t have to hide so much, you don’t have to run so much, and there’s nothing really looming over you. Like. There are things you guess that are looming, but they’re not important. Everybody just wants you to focus on being a person, and you are pretty good at doing the whole person thing.

Once in a routine, and a pretty good one that you’re very pleased with, you lose track of time. A week goes by without feeling any different than a day. You’ll be biking home from school with Rowan, and then it’ll be next month, and it’s like no time passed.

Maybe it’s something to do with having family people around you. Like, even though you’re busy with stuff, there’s a couple people who are actually legitimately worrying about the other stuff for you. That’s the newest thing, you think.

--

>Things you want to do with the remainder of the school year (?)

>>39736424
I wonder how it would feel to be mana drained while a girl sucks your cock.

>>39736454
>>Things you want to do with the remainder of the school year (?)
Graduate

>>39736454
>Things you want to do with the remainder of the school year (?)
Learn proper Heltic. Seriously it's embarrassing that we're a badass Demon but we can't speak our native tongue.

>>39736454
Get better at stealth. I want to be able to move through a building that all the other Conclave members are watching without getting caught before the year is out.

>>39736454
Focus on graduating- Maybe we can major in art in college?

Hell maybe we can get an athletic scholarship in basketball or something.

>>39736454
Cash in that "Learn to swim" voucher that Baron gave us.

>>39736454
>hings you want to do with the remainder of the school year (?)
Try to get Moirah more comfortable with hanging around the rest of the gang.

>>39736454
More dates with wolfgang
Try really hard at school

>>39736454
Spend more time getting to know the conclave and how it operates.

>>39736454
>Things you want to do with the remainder of the school year (?)
Graduate school, maybe look into an art scholarship? We're good at art.
Try to learn more about Hell/magic/how things work there
Keep getting stronger with Ranthix

>>39736454
>Learn why our name has so much power. Also, more magic and hanging out with Mori. Gotta reassure her we're still best friends.
We can chill on landmaster stuff until summer. Road trips with Best Bear for superpowers? Fuck yes.

So i've just looked at a map of the bay area, and seems like there's a shitload of national parks in the region. That would probably be a good place to start with landwell hunting.

>>39736454

Adding to this >>39736572
>More training with Ranthix
>More dates with Wolfy
>Researching landmastery

>>39736592
>We can chill on landmaster stuff until summer
Technically we can Chill on landmaster stuff until the planet is destroyed or the heat death of the universe.

>>39736454
Practice with magic.

Landwell studying

Stronk with Ranthix

>Things you want to do with the remainder of the school year (?)
Learn proper Heltic. Seriously it's embarrassing that we're a badass Demon but we can't speak our native tongue.
And other Demon stuff.

>>39736531
>>39736642
Really?

>>39736531
Sierra's native language is English.

>>39736493
That comes at the end of the year, not during the remainder of it.

>>39736454
Get tolerable with Russian and Heltic, expunge more weakness with Ranthix, get better at dakka and stabby with Harv and Ro, learn landwell stuff with Borya, go on dates, do more art stuff, learn to swim, for fuck's sake learn to swim, achieve more zen.

>>39736454

>>39736590
>>39736623
>>39736632
These.

>>39736454

>Things to do?

Learn to swim

hang out with Moriah (+possibly integrate her w/ other friends if she's up for it)

get some demon language (Heltic?) lessons

get a hang on teleporting with landwells

get to third base with our Young Wolf

>>39736454
Can we learn at least one spell that isn't motherfucking light ball?

>>39736454
Learn to swim while holding scissors

>>39736796
Too much, anon.

>>39736454
Find out how cute Wolfy G is without skin and show ourself off to him in our self-immolating glory, convince him to let us try out hellion blood, learn some spells, do well at school, learn Heltic, learn Russian, goof off.

>>39736732
This.

>>39736454
>>Things you want to do with the remainder of the school year (?)
hanging out with the m8s and i'd like a scene where we gget the reactions when she mentions that she used to be a blood

>>39736885
>the reactions when she mentions that she used to be a blood
It's not something I think would come up in casual conversation.

I'll be back in a couple of hours. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

>>39736941
GO FORTH NOBLE BROTHER, AND SHOW THE LAWN THAT IT IS FUTILE TO RESIST

>>39736941
LETS GET THIS THREAD TO AUTOSAGE
ILL START

>Sorry, I love Rowan

>>39736941

Welp, you heard the god!

[X]FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

>>39736926
if it was me it would totally come up but that's cause i'm a sperg and pretty much everyone i hang out with are criminals

>>39736941
I'll take that as a sign to head to bed. Hopefully the thread will still be running when I wake.

>>39736885
>blood
Cobra.
And our name still is blood, just in another language.

>>39737028
The Cobras were a sub branch of the bloods

>>39737028
>Cobra.
they were still bloods, check the first thread
gangs aren't just named bloods or crips, example: Eight Tray Gangster Crips

>>39737224
>Eight Tray Gangster Crips

Worst. Flight. Ever.

I had to share my tray with some fat fucking Argentinian man who didn't know what the fuck a shower was.

>>39736985
>Sorry, I love the lawn

>>39737490
jezz anon, it's like you want to get shot for heresy

>>39737727
>writing Jesus in a way that evokes jizz
No you.

>>39736454
I would like to know how Baron reacts to us dating Wolfgang, and maybe to rub it in a little bit that even though he doesn't look like us either, he isn't bothered by it.

>>39736454
>Make out with Wolfgang harder

>>39738110
No need to be shitty with him over it. He may not have handled the horns well, but he's still our friend.

So what's the bet on the next major plot point? Is Hugo going to come back? Something related to eclipse? The conclave gets dragged into some kind of war, maviel is assassinated and Waldron goes insane? We go to Nevada's grave, commune with the shadows there and learn The Truth?

Also, in case I'm not here or languid doesn't run, happy anniversary for the 6th guys, it's been swell as fuck.

>>39738110
>>39738248
Yeah, I mean Baron did save Sierra from drowning, and said he'd teach her if she wanted to learn how to not drown.

>>39738269
When he wanted to bone her, yeah. But what happened once we showed him what we were? Has he even called to hang out, or talked to us at all?

Nah, he ran like a little bitch, like we were a monster or something. Well, tough shit for him.

>>39738317
how do you know he didn't? There was mention of him and vik, it just wasn't under the spotlight.

>>39738250

Ooh shit, visiting the grave's a good idea.

Though it might be something we do over the summer rather than during the school year.

>>39738317
>implying you wouldn't save the friend of a friend from biting it even if you didn't want to bang them

Holy shit, you really ARE an asshole!

From a realistic standpoint, he is probably having a religious crisis and freaking the fuck out over life itself. Besides, seeing that the girl you like is literally the devil is kind of jarring. (Yes, I'm aware she isn't literally the devil, but Baron doesn't know that.)

People just want an excuse to hate the guy, really.

>>39738250
We go to Halth as part of Waldrics diplomatic party so that we can meet people and make connections. We end up either a) setting up a support and information network among the people who want a return of the Imperiate, paving the way for pressure to be put on nobles from the ground up to cede to us when we come out as the heir.

b) Some noble hits on us either thinking we aren't important enough to refuse him, or knowing that we're the heir. Young Wolf tries to fight him for our honour, we end up shooting the dude in the face with a ridiculous amount of excessive power because we are a 2015 woman and we can and will fight our own battles. Also, we're the goddamn Imperatrix and we make the rules, not the men in our lives.

c) Beach episode. Swimsuits and fanservice. One every season.

d) Reeber gets pregnant and we find out "he" is actually a "she". Fun times with hellhound puppies. We give one to Baron as a consolation prize, he names it "Hellborn".

e) Ms. Hallow gets cancer. We have to find a wellspring to save her. We get back in contact with Roger to find out if he knows anything about doing that. We find out about his friend's Dragon . . . almost, before we're pulled away again.

f) We have to go to summer school. SoL for the next 15 threads.

>>39738450
>Imperatrix
>wellspring
Why do people consistently say shit that's never actually been said in the quest?

>>39738393
> Implying he did it because we were special, as opposed to something you would do for any person in that situation.

Hey, if you want the fucking brownie points, then go above and beyond.

But yeah, this is why I was ALWAYS against Baron. Dude can't handle his shit. Never could, never would.

>>39738393
>People just want an excuse to hate the guy, really.
Welcome to all romantic interests in all quests ever. It's exactly the same as shipping in any other fandom.

It's sad because in most other media this doesn't actually damage the work in question. But quests are done cooperatively with the audience.

>>39738482
I love that it bothers you. I'm also like 99% sure it's only me. IDK, you know what I mean anyways.

>>39738488
>brownie points
What brownie points. He's a friend who offered to teach Sierra to swim right after saving her life. Sierra should be the one spending brownie points, not him.

>>39738508
Baronfags just wanted their "Average guy gets magical fetish girlfriend" cliché self insert, completely ignoring how bad of an idea it would be to have him in our life like that.

Personally, I was actually hoping for Harvey, but at least Wolfgang has the power and knowledge to not get wrecked like a scrub little bitch. We can interact with him as an equal.

Baron would never reach the levels of Rock from Black Lagoon, for instance.

>>39738488
>But yeah, this is why I was ALWAYS against Baron. Dude can't handle his shit. Never could, never would.

Well he is a normal person, normal people are weird like that.

>>39738508
I can't get why people can't just live and let live. I don't hate the guy. Sure he doesn't really do anything cool, but it's not like he deserves to be hated because of that.

>>39738566
>bad of an idea
And what's wrong with bad ideas? Sierra is a kid who isn't exceptionally intelligent or perceptive, her making bad decisions is a pretty natural thing, and it would take the quest into narratively interesting places.

What I find worse is that, just because you think he doesn't make an optimal choice for Sierra's boyfriend (which is fine), you think this somehow translates into a need to hate any mention of him in the quest. It's just a character, anon, let it be a character.

>>39738661
>I can't get why people can't just live and let live. I don't hate the guy.
Pretty much. I'm just saying I've seen this countless times in quests and other forms of storytelling. Just because someone doesn't like some random romantic match up that happens (or just might happen potentially) they start spewing vitriol all over that character.

Am I the only one who thinks it's kind of adorable how the waifu fags somehow think that because we decide to go on a date or decide to pursue/accept advances from some guy we're suddenly route locked into boning them for eternity? Not only is this not at all how relationships work in the 21st century, we're legitimately immortal. We can easily hook up with a regular dude and spend his life with him and then bloodrage when he dies and then go hook up with someone else.

>>39738750
Thanks for the input, opinion police

>>39738800
I would prefer to not have romance in the first place. Or if it has to be, then make it peripheral, not something that spans an entire thread or more.

>>39738816
Don't be a sore loser, anon.

>>39738566
>Harvey
>waifuing your own brother

What is wrong with you, Anon? Besides, he's already got an some elf chick he's trying to get into.

>>39738800
The immortality is a nonconsideration. In all likelihood, he quest will never get to the point where it comes into play. If Languid goes and timeskips 100+ years total, I will be very surprised.

>>39738826
I don't mind full romance threads, but I would agree that it needs to take a back seat in this quest.

>>39738852
We really need to wingman that guy harder...
>>39738854
Most likely true but my original point still stands, that's not how relationships work.

>>39738661
Do I hate the guy? No. But do I think it would be in character to show off how a guy SHOULD treat us?

You're the one who wants to pretend like getting rejected like that doesn't hurt, I guess? Or that Sierra's never been petty?

I don't hate Baron, I hate the people who were so focused on having him as a romantic interest that they ignored everything about how bad of an idea it was.

And then Sierra got burned when she came out, and now everybody wants to just pretend it didn't happen.

>>39738750

> And what's wrong with bad ideas?

BUT DON'T YOU DARE HAVE HER ACT LIKE HE REJECTED HER OR ANYTHING. You know, like an actual human being would.

>>39738826

I'm okay with the occasional date thread, but at least with Wolfgang we don't have to pick. He can hold his own.

>Languid leaves
>Husbandocancer comes out to play
All that's missing is the 420fags vs straightedges.

>>39739012
But not the people complaining about it. We have enough of those.

>>39738905
>You're the one who wants to pretend like getting rejected like that doesn't hurt, I guess? Or that Sierra's never been petty?

Whoa whoa, don't push that on me. I'm not pretending anything, IC I understand Sierra would be hurt, and OOC I don't care, I never pushed for romance for anyone, I just don't get why we, as people and not as Sierra, seem to think he is absolute scum fucking deserves to be anally raped by a spiked tire. It baffles me.

I'm not pretending it didn't happen, but in an OOC discussion what I am confused by is why the anons hate him like he pissed in their cheerios right after they got told they have cancer or some shit.

At the end of the day I leave the husbandoing up to you guys, I got that sorta shit outta my system years ago.

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>>39739012
That's my cue!

>>39739012
The thread goes to shit every time languid leaves

>>39739012
Straight edge? Sierra already uses what can pretty much be summed up as magic drugs.

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>>39739071
Wait, that wasn't the right one...

I was hoping for some really messy romance drama but if people are flipping out over the more straightforward stuff maybe it's better it doesn't happen.

>>39739431
>wants messy romance drama
>messy romance drama happens
>whines that its ooc instead of ic

>>39739049
> Slightly rub it in that this guy likes you

> Must think he's absolute scum who deserves blah blah blah

Jesus, man, don't put on me hating him that much. I think he's a bit of a little bitch, but holy shit all I wanted to do was show off our new BF a little bit and take some guilty pleasure revenge.

The only people saying that anyone hates Baron are the people defending him. He's fine as a friend, but a terrible idea as a love interest.

>>39739720
kek, I apologize if it seemed like I was saying everyone had a hateboner for him, but you know how it goes, vocal minorities.

If you want to parade Wolfy G in from of Lil' B go for it, if the votes support you have my support, I'm along for the ride.

When it comes to defending him, eh, someone has to stick up for the little guy, bad habit of mine from middle school hanging out with the special ed. kids.

I'm back.

>>39739878
Yeah, see? People defend him because they want to hear his story, and for it to be a reflection of their own. This is Sierra's story.

I mean, seriously, are you going to date the girl who's fit and funny and in the same social/economic class as you, and is kind and sweet? Or are your going to date her chunky, awkward, not very active and kind of dumber sister out of pity, jerking yourself off the whole time about how great of a person you are?

I mean, I don't think Baron is really special ed. tier, and I went along with it for the date even, but it just doesn't make any sense unless Sierra was feeling super alienated from her humanity and trying to hold onto it. And given her gang-banging history and shitty foster homes growing up, and her happy memories of her demonic family, and the Hallows replacing that as a definite non-human family, and her demonic friends etc. it didn't really seem like a realistic motivation.

>>39740205
Nyan Nyan?

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>>39740227
You can leave it in mgnq.

>>39740262
Nihao Nyan?

Well, it's better than husbando fighting, no?

>>39740274
It's still shitposting

>>39740212
Again, I'm not defending him because I like him, nor do I think him and Sierra should go out. I don't care about that, and have not participated in the husbandoing wars in any capacity other than a guy who cracks jokes.

Some people are into chunky girls, anon! Not me, though, musclegirls are my kryptonite.

>>39740274
It's both vapid masturbatory noisy shitposting that serves little purpose other than to fill up the thread. You're the only one doing it and it's less vitriolic, so I guess it is less bad. Still doesn't mean you should be doing it.
At least you aren't spam dumping blondes. That guy is a shithead.

>>39739720
>>39739878
>take some guilty pleasure revenge
>not a hateboner

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>>39740315
It must be hell living in a world where people have different opinions about things, huh.

Man, this is going to be a long post.

>>39740698

GET HYPE

>>39740723
It was a very short post.

>>39740698
I'm not saying you should end it on a cliffhanger, but it IS tradition for season finals.

>>39740757
It's pretty much a given that it will.

Especially since there isn't anything to cliffhang right now.

>>39740757
Any ideas on what it'll be? I'm thinking Nevada might show up even though it's unlikely to happen

>>39740791
I fully expect the post to end with Sierra waking up in her bed, the entire room on fire, herself on the precipice of bloodrage, without any idea what's going on.
And then Languid posts a meta stats update that says stress is at -10, Sanity at 100, and Bloodlust is at Satiated.

>>39740842
Yes, and then, next thread it turns out IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>>39740757
>>39740842

We go to Nevada's grave, as soon as we step near it or touch the headstone we get teleported/exploded/massive PP boost with accompanying sister spirit?

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>>39740879
Along with a permanent reduction in sanity new max 90

>>39740859
No, no, it turns out the whole quest was our lunatic ravings in an asylum because we're batshit crazy.

>>39740932
No, it turns out the whole quest was inane neckbeard arguments in some god forsaken asshole of the internet

>>39740985
No, it turns out we were A hellborn, but in hell and at the bottom rung of the social ladder. All of this was wish fulfillment fanfiction on her part.

>>39741095
No, it turns out that Languid quit writing the quest because of this latest ridicule

So when does Sierra stop dreaming about a wonderful life and realize she's still lying underneath a blue tarp with a broken leg as Issac lines up his shot?

>>39741140
Please. She never even left her gang. The whole thing about being accepted by a demonbane family was ridiculous.

>Season 2 starts off with a Tartaran seer having a vision of Sierra ruling Halth from a giant black spiky throne while the rivers run red with blood like they always do because Halth is a shithole.

>>39741162
Well she's not even a demon. She's currently burning to death. I mean really? Shoot a Molotov out of the air?
She was never a member of the gang. That was just a fantasy. After all you've got to think of something while your being used as a crack whore.

>>39741168
>visions of sierra killing thousands of innocents and ruling a decimated landscape with an iron fist (claw?) while laughing like a stereotype of epic proportions
>turns out it was real, sierra was playing a video game but the vision doesnt show that

I have to say, posters in this quest are weird. Not good weird or bad weird, just different weird.

>>39741192
But of course, even thats just an illusion, a mental construct representative of her surgery in the real world as the doctors lobotomize her, leaving her permanently tarded.

>>39741216
Or it could be an alternate timeline from when Sierra went to the past and became her own mom, but now it'll never happen because she didn't fuck Ranthix.

Seer shit is weird.

Anyway, with an actual real kind of stable home place you can go, that lets the other parts of your life get way complicated. With time on your claws, you’re in a good position to stop reacting to life and start setting the agenda. Like. Lots of agendas, all over the place in fact. You have the resources. You have the time. You have the talent.

You just have to get serious. You know. Sometimes.

Besides forcing yourself to graduate by actually achieving academically, Cass says you should keep your options open if you decide to college it up. And if you even hope to do college, you need to get some serious extra-curricular to make up for your anemic academic accomplishments.

One thing, though, is that Rowan’s angling to go to Stanford. And with her ridiculous grades and freaking secret society credits from being a deputy marshal, and with her varied skills and well-rounded stuff, you’re pretty much sure she’s going to get in.

But you were doing some plotting, and you think that if you could go to Stanford too, if you kind of cheated a little bit. Or a lot.

>You’re a fancy shmancy artistic person, and you like it, so do that. You can actually maybe do art school someplace.
>Take up b-ball. You’ll be swimming in scholarships to anywhere if you’re ace star player awesome number seven, even to Stanford.

Aside from boring high school stuff, you’re also poised to make a break through into the magic world. You’ve got a dozen teachers, so the world’s your oyster for getting a boot in the door, at least for the basics.

>Focus on pyromancy. You’re always on fire anyway, so maybe it’s the smart choice. More tricks and more control isn’t bad.
>Xanissil’s solid with blood magic, and she’s offered to teach you. Maybe there’s a reason your name’s the Heltic equivalent of Bloodette?

>>39741216
>this is actually leagues less tumultuous and hellish than usual
>sierra goes down as the thousand year emperor, the kindest and most thoughtful ruler in the history of halth

>>39741241
>sierra changes into a man and becomes her own father, this explains her weird gene combination
>ranthix is actually the imperiate, all that yelling about how the imperiate cant die was about himself

>>39741260
>>You’re a fancy shmancy artistic person, and you like it, so do that. You can actually maybe do art school someplace.
>>Xanissil’s solid with blood magic, and she’s offered to teach you. Maybe there’s a reason your name’s the Heltic equivalent of Bloodette?

>>39741260

Focusing in on knowing how the hell you’re supposed to do real life magic tricks doesn’t mean you’re sequestered in a library someplace, though. Ranthix is pushing his whole training regimen harder than ever. You’re pretty sure full-mortal people would die if they did half of what he’s making you do, but that’s the burden of being future Imperiate whatever: being badass as hell.

Still, there’s some wiggle room in your super hardcore Thultal training, especially with Xath and Xan acting as co-coaches to Big Red. Ranthix knows a lot, but he’s not a master of every trade out there.

>Hone your ninja skills. You can’t out power everything out there, but that doesn’t matter if they don’t know you’re there, and can’t hit you when they do.
>Start building up your strength and endurance. You can’t dodge every hit or magical BS thing your foes throw at you, but that doesn’t matter if you can take a couple hits and still break their bones with your bare hands.

Ranthix isn’t the only one who wants you to be prepared. Even if you’re no longer a Deputy Marshal, you’re surrounded by people who go out and fight magic crime, and some of that kind of bleeds into being a part of the family. Whether you’re going to the gun range or sparring with the crime team, you’re picking up the tricks of the trade. You’re getting better at everything, of course, but some things just draw your attention more than others.

>Harvey knows his guns. You should also know your guns. Demons have been shooting each other for a thousand years, you need to live up to your heritage.
>There’s no use wielding magic blades if you can’t hold your own in sweet sword fights. Rowan knows everything there is to know. You must utilize resources.
>You’re pretty good on the killing people front, but you’re not so good at the not killing people when you don’t want to front. Cassandra still has stuff to teach you about mediation and stress management.

>>39741260
>>You’re a fancy shmancy artistic person, and you like it, so do that. You can actually maybe do art school someplace.
>Xanissil’s solid with blood magic, and she’s offered to teach you. Maybe there’s a reason your name’s the Heltic equivalent of Bloodette?

>>39741281

Though not being a Deputy Marshal means you can actually learn how things work around the fief. Waldric’s got a whole underground network of demons worked out, all about avoiding hunters and making tons of money and doing demon politics for his tiny city-state sized shadow-nation. The only question is what kind of role you have in the kingdom, as a member of the conclave.

>Politics and crap is all about knowing faces. Make friends, know people, that’s what it’s all about. The community’s not huge, you should be able to get on good terms with resident demons and demonettes.

>You should prove to Walrdic – and yourself – that you can be serious and subtle and stuff. You need to have real responsibility if you’re ever going to get respect from people.
>While you support a human-friendly Baron of the Bay Area, and you’re find doing secret ninja crap on the side when it’s necessary, the less people who know you exist, the better.

Part of doing conclave stuff involves running into demons, in one form or another, and it’s kind of embarrassing that, as the rightful heir to a fallen hellish empire, you don’t fluently speak the language. You have to get good. Like. Really good. As in, fluent. It won’t take too long, hopefully – you knew it when you were a kid, and it kind of comes back to you. You just need a sort of dedicated teacher person who knows their chops.

>Xathix and Xanissil have nothing better to do, and you can teach them real English while they teach you real Heltic. You can get back into gear with how regular commoner demons speak, all down to earth and stuff.
>Orias seems to appreciate language, what with his Shakespearean studies and all that crap while he was still in Halth. He was raised at court with nobility – he’ll make sure you know your Jane Austin protocols in the highest, most malicious realms of hellish society.

>>39741260
>>Take up b-ball. You’ll be swimming in scholarships to anywhere if you’re ace star player awesome number seven, even to Stanford.
>Xanissil’s solid with blood magic, and she’s offered to teach you. Maybe there’s a reason your name’s the Heltic equivalent of Bloodette?

>>39741298

Being a landmaster in addition to everything else means setting aside some time just for you. Borislav might not know much about what landmasters can do, but he’s got an undemanding day job and wild enthusiasm for figuring it out along with you. You can’t guarantee too much time with the druid, so you have to budget your time with him carefully.

>Hugo’s summons were made of fire, water, and stone. They weren’t regular animal things. You can probably improve your summons if you thought about it hard enough.
>Roger said there were tons of tricks he didn’t even know about. Before you didn’t know to look, but you’re sure you can screw around until you figure out a couple more, especially with Borya giving sage advice and quoting Pushkin at you.
>There’s got to be another landwell somewhere nearby. Borislav’s got a good idea where these kinds of things might be, and with some exploring you’re sure to find something.

And while you’re studying, learning, and punching stuff in the face, you also kind of now have a boyfriend to punch in the face. Or not. It’s not too hard to establish boundaries so you can have fun and stuff. It’s fun having a college Wolf for yourself. But it doesn’t take long before going on a date here or there somehow transforms into the longest, most stable relationship you’ve ever been in.

>>39741281
>strength and endurance
>swordan stuff

>>39741281
>>Start building up your strength and endurance. You can’t dodge every hit or magical BS thing your foes throw at you, but that doesn’t matter if you can take a couple hits and still break their bones with your bare hands.
>There’s no use wielding magic blades if you can’t hold your own in sweet sword fights. Rowan knows everything there is to know. You must utilize resources.

good luck to whoever has to tally this

This is gonna be a bitch and a half to tally.

>>39741317

That’s not really saying much, you know, but you have nothing to compare it to, so you resign yourself to ignorance. You think Wolfgang is hot, and he’s pretty sure you’re hot, you’re sure, but you have to play it right. Playing it right, though, just means whatever you feel like, you guess.

>Play hard to get. Keep him wanting more. You’re pretty sure that’s something people do, sometimes.
>Just be cool. Relationships are cool just being relationships, doing cool stuff, being cool people to each other and whatnot.
>Not macking out at every opportunity is a waste of a perfectly good hot college demon guy who is also your boyfriend, which makes it okay.

Through all this, your social life isn’t dead. You need time to yourself to goof off, and also help Moriah with goofing off. If anybody deserves assistance, it’s her. Vikrama’s going crazy about magic in the best way possible, Baron’s finally embracing the fantastic reality of maaaaagic, and Rowan is still the sister you felt like you’ve been missing for the past forever.

Basically, you have to make sure these sheltered private school kids get out and do all the crazy stuff seniors should do before high school ends and the world explodes.

>Goof off by means(?)

[Now you can vote.]

>>39741298
>>You should prove to Walrdic – and yourself – that you can be serious and subtle and stuff. You need to have real responsibility if you’re ever going to get respect from people.


>Xathix and Xanissil have nothing better to do, and you can teach them real English while they teach you real Heltic. You can get back into gear with how regular commoner demons speak, all down to earth and stuff.

>>39741317
>>There’s got to be another landwell somewhere nearby. Borislav’s got a good idea where these kinds of things might be, and with some exploring you’re sure to find something.

>These votes and no orginization
Lawngod is a brave man.

>>39741260
>Take up b-ball. You’ll be swimming in scholarships to anywhere if you’re ace star player awesome number seven, even to Stanford.
>Focus on pyromancy. You’re always on fire anyway, so maybe it’s the smart choice. More tricks and more control isn’t bad.
>>39741281
>Start building up your strength and endurance. You can’t dodge every hit or magical BS thing your foes throw at you, but that doesn’t matter if you can take a couple hits and still break their bones with your bare hands.
>Harvey knows his guns. You should also know your guns. Demons have been shooting each other for a thousand years, you need to live up to your heritage.
>>39741298
>You should prove to Walrdic – and yourself – that you can be serious and subtle and stuff. You need to have real responsibility if you’re ever going to get respect from people.
>Orias seems to appreciate language, what with his Shakespearean studies and all that crap while he was still in Halth. He was raised at court with nobility – he’ll make sure you know your Jane Austin protocols in the highest, most malicious realms of hellish society.
>>39741317
>There’s got to be another landwell somewhere nearby. Borislav’s got a good idea where these kinds of things might be, and with some exploring you’re sure to find something.
>>39741334
>Not macking out at every opportunity is a waste of a perfectly good hot college demon guy who is also your boyfriend, which makes it okay.
Jesus christ, Languid.