>>39921207
>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)
HAHA TIME FOR FEELS

> GHOSTDIVISION IS LITERALLY CANCER EDITION
SHOTS FIRED

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>>39921207

totally forgot my trip lol

>>39921207
>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

[x] Place kittens on Naka

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>>39921207
>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

>>39921207
>>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

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Ghost also gets regular drawfags

>>39921207
>>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

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>>39921268
>cats like to knead one's midsection before lying down
>Naka's midsection hurts like hell

you BASTARD

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>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

TIME FOR BEST BAG OF ISSUES

>>39921207
>>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

>>39921254
Mio wears two eyepatches so it is always dark when she holds hands in the missionary position.

>>39921207
"What, did you want me to?"

>>39921207
>I told him everything... (lie, to see how she reacts,) ...about myself, spilled my guts like a teenage girl on her first sleepover. Because I'm STUPID.

>>39921311
>GHOST IS LITERALLY CANCER
Oh u cheeky bastard

>>39921311
She has legs and a face. Plenty of room to place cats!

>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

>>39921207
>>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

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>>39921311
Hey quick question, GRAF SPEE WHEN?

>>39921207
>>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)
I was busy with thinking I was going to med to resign or be court martialed. Instead, I must commit Sudoku.

>>39921389
when you run your own kancercolle quest wwwww

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>>39921389

"Tenryuu... why are you hiding underneath my desk?"

"That new guy REALLY doesn't like light cruisers!"

>>39921389
When it makes sense for the Germans to send one of their very few ships to Japan.

AKA never.

>>39921207
>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka (Full honesty)

Enterprise when, planefag?

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>>39921207
Okay, time to be dense. Did we tell Goto what?

>>39921427
>new guy
>GUY
ufufufufufu

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>>39921428
>When it makes sense for the Germans to send one of their very few ships to Japan.

"Wait, why are they sending their few ships down HERE?"

"Becuase the Brits have enough for the Atlantic three times over, and the Germans are actually ashamed of their nationalistic warmongering past."

*crickets*

>>39921207
>Are you insane? Why the hell would I do something like that?

>>39921389
never you annoying dick.

>>39921207
>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

>>39921467
Hey, hey man you don't ever actually give out details like oh, NUMBERS OF EACH SIDE, so until you do it doesn't make sense!

>>39921280
Settle is going to get tenderly raped, y/n

>>39921458
About her suicidal ideation IIRC.

>>39921467
...Then what do the French ships do? Much less the Italian ones (besides get sunk).

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>>39921207
>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)
Our job is bullshit, our words are not.

ESPER HIJACK LOL
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2DrKruxJUw

>>39921512
>...Then what do the French ships do?

Gee, I wonder what the French ships, most of which were scuttled shamefully at anchor instead of fighting the war they were designed to fight ended up as.

> Much less the Italian ones

GIVE TOW PLOX

>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)
She needs some head patting.

>>39921512
>what do the French ships do?
historically, they usually get captured and plundered by the Brits.

Indefatigable is back, look out Frenchies, she'll steal your panties.

>>39921207
>>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

>>39921512
Attempt to surrender to germany.

get sunk by brits

>>39921207
>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

>>39921467
I guess.

Though you'd think they'd have responsibility for the Baltic.

It's not like you want to actually trust the Russian Navy with anything.

>>39921559
You know I hate how headpatting is shoehorned into everything like its the best thing ever, but I forget where I am at sometimes.

>>39921590
>It's not like you want to actually trust the Russian Navy with anything
>Not wanting to see Potemkin become the ultimate team-killer shipgirl for the glory of the Proletariat, URA!

>>39921512
>Then what do the French ships do?
Run away from combat while Britain gets shit done.
>Much less the Italian ones (besides get sunk)
They sit around eating spaghetti all day while claiming they weight less than they actually do. Italian shipgirls are all thick delicious tan girls.

>>39921512
The Italian ones are busy having panic attacks every time they see a carrier or guided missile.

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>>39921207
>I told him everything... (lie, to see how she reacts,) ...about myself, spilled my guts like a teenage girl on her first sleepover. Because I'm STUPID.
hey a shipgirl isn't trying to murderbone us for once, but let's be a total jerk anyway

>>39921620
I'm onboard with the Italian shipgirls concept, and wish to hear more.

>>39921207
Fite me IRL.

>>39921548
To be fair, it's more like the French ships committed suicide to avoid being defiled by their enemies.

Also, for the thread's edification: http://www.combinedfleet.com/shoksink.htm

Shokaku is up there on the "had a horrible death" list.

>>39921590
Well, if you take the Sum of the Kriegsmarine you could get two decent task forces out - one for the Baltic, one for the PR/Pacific. Lots of sub support.

Or, they figured out how to bring back the High Seas Fleet and have a couple dozen Dreadnoughts/Battlecruisers locking the everliving fuck out of the Baltic and North Sea, freeing up the icky Nazi ships for somewehr else.

>>39921620
British fleet tactics with ship girls sound like:
>Landing ship/anything with a ranparrives filled with destroyer/frigate girls
>They all swarm out and kill shit
>They return back for six O'bong for a nice cuppa earl grey tea.

This thread is missing one important thing:

KOUNGOU DESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVnlvWjeFVQ

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>>39921655
"I told him everything" is regarding the faeries, right?

>>39921467
>warmongering past
Maybe the Karlings m8. Best Fuhrer and the Kaiser were just bullied.

>>39921658
>Implying you two wouldn't fug

>>39921590
"DEAR NATO PLEASE SEND SHIPGIRLS PLOX"

"Dear Putin. We have received your request for aid, but we figure you're fine since you annexed the Crimean base and the entire peninsula.

P.S. FUCK YOU."

>>39921207
>>... to be perfectly honest, it never even crossed my mind, Naka. (Full honesty.)

Too many other stuff on the mind

>>39921417
>>39921428
Well If I keep this up much longer I'm gonna have to start looking for more pictures of the Graf Spee.

>>39921658
>Planefag VS Ghostdivision
THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!

>>39921718
>>39921703
It's giant puppies vs. shower knives! Who would win??

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>>39921705
B-But NATO-chan...

>>39921705
Yeah, but then Sweden, Finland, Baltic States, Poland all need a hand.


Germany to the lescue?

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>>39921703
>marine versus greek

THE MOST FABULOUS GAME

>>39921740
Haven't you ever played World at War? THE DOGS ALWAYS WIN.

>>39921740

Heh. Planefag is known and confirmed for crazy. I just don't tell people about the trouble I'd have with a live in maid.

>>39921777
I dunno man, I always slash the dogs' throats before they can get a hand at me.

Unless you're talking HELLHOUNDS...

>>39921771
What is this, divegrass?

>>39921788
Since she's already used to Planefag's bullshit, you could "hire" his sister as a "live-in maid"

>>39921788
>Planefag is known and confirmed for crazy
Of course he is, he started SWQ and this. You're also crazy for following in his footsteps with '89.

>>39921815
I hear you can hire his sister for a lot of things.

>>39921802
Eh, might just be the fact that I was always shit at WaW. And pretty much every CoD for that matter.

>>39921658
Imagine a naval base consisting of only spoiled eye-talian shipgirls kept around to:
1.) Prove its theoretically possibly that Italy can defend itself from the Abyssal threat
2.) Improve public morale via the Italian reality show about them modelled after Big Brother.

>>39921815
>>39921788
THE PERFECT AND ELEGANT MAID
TOO BAD SHE MIGHT STILL NEED P--
>anon is knifed, body disposed off through a gap

>>39921815
>Hire planefags loony sister
>as a maid
Do you want to keep your house?!

>>39921815

Naw. a lady like that you gotta court first.

>>39921843
You mean
>elf is knifed, body disposed of through a gap

>>39921762
More like "HAIL BRITANNIA!"

>>39921870
We need new keine lewds.

Preferably the sukusuku kind

>>39921901
You sick fuck.

>>39921868
Ghost confirmed for wanting to fuck Planefag's sister.
Always stick your dick in crazy.

>>39921918
At least it's not Osa-yukkuri lewds!

>>39921898
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt443scvMkU

>>39921718
Would still be more entertaining than Mayweather vs Pacquiao

>>39921918
>You sick fuck.
with hand holding.

>>39921937
>Ghost confirmed for wanting to fuck Planefag's sister
seems legit.

>>39921901
Anybody noticed that Keine and Shokaku are at least superficially similar?

>>39921942
Flip here and I have to agree with you there anon.

>>39921955
SON OF A BITCH.

>>39921955
>>39921991
Shoukaku NTR'ing Keine with Mokou when????

>>39921954
I don't think you realize what's assoicated with sukusuku: a cute green roundball sort of creature, not for lewds.

>>39921955
Not really.

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>>39921590
Now I'm imagining what the ships of the Battle of Tsushima would be like as shipgirls.

>>39921942
yep, if only for the inevitable tsundere shipping that some anons will provide.
I-It's not like I wanted you to use my characters or anything..

Bakka

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>>39921955
Aw sonnavabitch
I. I can't unsee it. This explains everything.

>>39922002
>Shokaku tag-teaming Mokou with Keine when?

ftfy

>>39922037
>>39921955
So does this mean
planefag is continuing AWiY through KCQ???

>>39922039
Not if Kaguya gets in on the action!

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“... to be perfectly honest, it never crossed my mind.”

She stares at you as the tense look falls right off her face.

“Uh, do you *want* me to?”

“What!? No! No no no nono!” she babbles in a panic. “Please!”

“I won't,” you promise, holding up your hands defensively.

She lets her head roll back onto the pillow, looking tired. “...why?”

“Uh,” you murmur, leaning back in the guest chair. It's fully articulateable; suitable for a family member to spend an overnight watch in, if they wanted, and you sigh with relief as you sink into it. You didn't sleep very well last night, did you? “Well... have you met Arizona yet?”

“Not really, no.”

“She's...” you bite your own lip now, painfully conscious of your words. “I've got no idea what's going on in her head, but... she's so damn *somber,* Naka. But she hasn't spoken a single word.”

“... what? She's never talked to you?”

“Not a single word since she manifested. To anyone, much less me.” You pinch the bridge of your nose, fighting back the pressure you can feel building in your skull; pent-up frustration crashing over you at last. “I've got a girl that won't even say 'good morning'. So why would I want to discourage you? Besides, even with Arizona it's written all over her, if you know the girl for longer than five minutes. Trust me, Goto knows. If he pays even a moment's attention, he knows.”

“You really think so,” Naka says quietly.

“Yeah.”

“Settle... there's a lot more of us Japanese girls than your American ones. And Goto's been at this for sixteen months. He's had his plate full.”

You stop trying to rub away your growing headache long enough to look at Naka, but she's just staring at the ceiling again. “He's not paying enough attention?”

She shakes her head, a small, bitter smile on her lips. “I guess the rumors are spot-on.”

“What rumors!?” you ask sharply.

>>39922062
What, you didn't recognize KongouMarisa?

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>>39922098

“They say you pulled a live shell out of Arizona with your bare hands. She was just across the hall from me; I heard the nurses talking about it.”

“... so?”

She turns her face to meet your gaze; tears flowing freely now, a bittersweet smile warping her face. “That's... that's not Goto. That's not *Japanese,* Settle. It's just... not.” She wipes the tears away with the back of her gloved hand. “He's been doing everything right... so have I.”

“... the idol thing?” you ask quietly.

She nods. “If you're this upset over your handful of girls, can you imagine Goto...?” A cold chill shivers down your spine at the mere thought. Naka sees it. “Yeah. If we all tried to lean on him... he'd break. It's not his job, anyway.”

“When you first returned,” you ask, “what did they say to you? Do you remember why you came back?”

“I was summoned,” she whispers. “It wasn't... voluntary, like your girls. I just woke up in the middle of a Shinto shrine, and they let me know what was needed of me. That's all you need, if you're Japanese.” She tries to laugh, but it limps out as a heavy sigh. “To bad I couldn't give it to them.”

She's still torn up about being... well, torn up, you can see. Still feeling obsolete and useless.

>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

>God told me I need to ask Goto about a “secretary.” What's up with that?

>>39922116
... to be perfectly honest, it never crossed my mind.
>D'oh.webm

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Also I have literally no idea why it blanked the name field on me this time. I mean, I posted with my trip before, and now it's all... not remembering it. Blhaerf.

>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
Then as they walk if she says yes
>God told me I need to ask Goto about a “secretary.” What's up with that?

>>39922125
>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
Best hope of fixing him requires Naka

>>39922125
>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

>>39922125
>>God told me I need to ask Goto about a “secretary.” What's up with that?
Allo allo, what's all this about secretary ships then?

>>39922145
It's because of your title PF

>Literally seven buritto captchas in a row
Captcha wut

>>39922125
>God told me I need to ask Goto about a “secretary.” What's up with that?

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>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

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>>39922164
Captcha-san is hungry.

>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
Ask about secretary ships on the way, but if we have to one or the other instead of going full idort, this has my vote.

>>39922125
>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

Time to get our shipping on.

>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

Make her feel useful & do our job. We can ask Shokaku about secretaries during our totally-not-a-date date.

>>39922125
>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
>Maybe ask about the whole secretary thing on the way.

>>39922197
It's like that ACQ thread tho. I distinctly remember 20++ straight captchas asking for PIZZA!

>>39922125
>They say you pulled a live shell out of Arizona with your bare hands.
Didn't I tell you that to your face as to why I was with her and not you miss 'hue hue, the BBs get all the love and I'm just expendable.'

>>39922125
>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
Like how the US and Japan aren't at war.

Also, after she says no or we get moving:
>>God told me I need to ask Goto about a “secretary.” What's up with that?

>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
>>39922145
Cause it's not a planefag thread without the name field fucking up.

>>39922203
>Time to get our shipping on
It's weird that this is so on-topic in so many ways.

>captcha
Fuck you and your bread.

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>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

>>39922125
>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

>>39922023
Garbage

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>>39922125
>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
>THE ROLLING PIMP BOAT

>>39922241
>Didn't I tell you that to your face as to why I was with her and not you miss 'hue hue, the BBs get all the love and I'm just expendable.'
To be fair, she wasn't really herself the last time we talked to her so she probably forgot.

>>39922292
>Dat spoiler
ICWutUDidThar

>>39922293

I need that whole thing with someone spreading their hands and doing a rainbow except with MORPHINE

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Guy, I've found a picture of Admiral Settle.

>>39922451
Naka was hopped on morphine back then?!
Damn, I didn't notice at all.

>>39921620
Italians claimed their ship had less tonnage to sneak under the international agreement?

>>39922495
>international agreement
you know, the interwar Washington Naval Treaty.

>>39921758
Why is Putin riding a CANADIAN geese?

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>>39922465
And here's his life cycle

>>39922516
Why does that matter?

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>>39922465
For some reason I keep thinking Settle would resemble House for some reason.

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>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.

I'd assume we'll either have Harder come here or wait for a couple of days, given 2-4-11's current state.

>>39922553
it's the cane and the exaggerated limp.

>>39922553
More like a lot of reasons.

>>39922125
>Implying we can ask Naka to move
Neither of these is a good option, but I can't think of anything better.
Vote:
>>God told me I need to ask Goto about a “secretary.” What's up with that?
Might as well get some important info out of it.

>>39922528
>1 ship under investigation for rape charges
Goddamnit, Sammy.

If we ask Naka about ship secretary won't that imply we are going to hire her for the job?

>>39922553
>>39922568
>>39922570
Trying to think of a young Settle as Lieutenant George made me lol.

Naka does make a decent point as far as it being physically inpossible to daughter an entire fleet goes, unfortunately
>>39922611
>Sammy
>Not Kongou

>>39922611
>Sammy
>Not Arizona post-snap

>>39922614
No, it doesn't have to imply that at all. It's just asking for info. Frankly, it's also the better option because the other one ASKS THE GIRL WHO WE JUST HAD TO CARRY BACK TO HER BED TO MOVE.

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>>39922516
The same reason there are so many illegitimate children born in Canadian-inhabited neighbourhoods

>>39922614
I'd be down for that, but not necessarily.

>>39922532
Geese are assholes. Canadian Geese are double assholes. They will never let you ride them unless they are your master.

>>39922125
>>I'd like to do better than that for my ships. Would you come with me to give Harder his official welcome to the modern world? We need to... explain the modern situation, and... I don't have much practice at this.
>>God told me I need to ask Goto about a “secretary.” What's up with that?

>>39922647
What do you women being sluts have to do with Geese?

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>>39922636
>Arizona raping someone
You must be some special kind of stupid.

>>39922641
Just get Harder to come to her.

>>39922682
More than you'd think.

>>39922635
For example: we still haven't talked to Hornet

>>39922697
Now that would work, but the option, unmodified, is "come with me" so...that's not what's gonna happen if it's chosen.

>>39922696
It won't be rape because the Admiral would want it to happen?

Kongou singing this when
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvGrfBQOUU

>>39922696
Objection! If anon was a special kind of stupid, it implies that he has a unique level of knowledge, therefore your reasoning is a paradox.
TAKE THAT!

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>>39921548
>most of which were scuttled shamefully at anchor

>Shamefully

Nigger, they promised the Royal Navy at Mer-es-Kabir that the Germans would never have their ships. They carried that promise through, and I wouldn't call that "shameful".

>>39922735
They would be a group of heroic girls who regret not being able to fight in the war but would proudly jump in front of the canon and take a shot for France.

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>>39922735
>entire fleet of warships that should have been used against the Axis
>lets sit here in port with our thumbs up our asses!
>BUT IF WE FIGHT THEY MIGHT BE MEAN TO VICHY FRANCE :<
>they were mean to vichy france anyways

fuck the frogs

>>39922528

So, funny fucking story. That comic? that shit is like, documentary fucking status right there. It takes about a month for a fresh butterbar asshole to go from full fucking moto to disgruntled and pissed off. Shit's fucking great.

So when do we get onto the date/dinner?

>>39922728
As much as I love Arizona, No. It's just not what she does. She'll beat the ship outta Kongo for us, but she wouldn't rape anyone.
>>39922729
A unique level significantly below the average.

>>39922785
I loved it when the brits decided to Kill the french navy. That was a waste of good allied ships.

>>39922795
Sounded like you get off of a CO's suffering, jarhead.

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>>39922714
You damnit Zeus!

>>39922785
How bad were the German to Vichy France?

Other than enlisting their man to fight against their allies? Starvation like in the Netherlands? Conscripted their men?

>Kongou raping Sammy into docility

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Reminder of our true waifu.

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>>39922856

So do we have a plan for caring for our ship daughters?

Willie is already under Sammy's command. Sammy will defend her if anyone bullies her.

Carrier needs a mentor - The reasonable carrier from the Nip side?

Arizona - I guess it will have to be us looking after her?

Harder - Stick him under Naka? Or start a sub division and try to make enemy carriers vent gas fume all over their ship?

Coorgies. All under Sammy and Willie.

>>39922867
>Jamming it in the fae
Anon wut

>>39922867
>Aviator
>Crossing the T
Shouldn't that be 'You're on my carnal desire's six' or something like that?

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>>39922856
Rape isn't funny anon

>>39922898
>Harder - Stick him in Naka

>>39922918
Sometime I want the context behind that.

>>39922898
That and maybe get to know them a bit more. See what their interests are. Do they like modern Coca Cola?

>>39922918
>TIME TO SEND UP THE RAPE OIL.webm

>>39922898
>Willie is already under Sammy's command. Sammy will defend her if anyone bullies her.

Problem is that it'll also stop her from making friends as out of the two-three girls Sammy's decked/harassed, 2 of them didn't really have it coming at least.

>>39922867

>Not Albacore.
Shigitty swooty

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>>39922910
Naval aviators aren't real pilots anyway.

>>39922939
Are we going to mix our own bootleg coca-cola if that is the only thing that makes our girls happy?

>>39922898
Put harder with Ikazuchi.

They've met before.

>>39922910

Navy

>>39922785
>Government falls
>Navy split up and disorganized
>no central command issuing orders
>largest fleet sitting in Algeria trying to decide what the fuck to do
>Royal Navy comes up and demands they commit treason by ignoring the new legal French government and continuing the fight
>If they don't they will be destroyed in one hour
>French admiral doesn't take kindly to their erstwhile former allies threatening his ships
>time limit expires
>Royal Navy opens fire
>makes a French battleship explode and go down with all hands

GEE I WONDER WHY THEY NEVER FOUGHT THE AXIS GUISE

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>>39922856
>Implying it won't be the other way around.

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>>39922856
If this happens then I will die from laughter.
>>39922898
Just give all the girls corgis. Perfect for both bodyguards AND are cute enough to be good pets.

Provided little marine has rubbed off on them from being looked after by Hate.

>>39922934
What, you don't know about rapeseed cooking oil?
>>39922964
>Soda still on-board
Fund it?

>>39922963
SHUT UP KURCHEIS YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

>>39922964
I just hope they enjoy modern music.

>>39922954
Good point. We somehow have to impress on Willie that she is there to rein in Sammy. She is a destroyer. Sammy is a destroyer escort. She is the big sister here.

>>39922966
Heck of a meeting.

Greeting with a torpedo.

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>>39922986
If only Kircheis were in Yokosuka.

>>39922989
If anything, Sammy has taken a liking to XBox Live, so there's that.

>>39922994
This would work if we didn't personally put Sammy in charge of training the Most Misunderstood Shipgrill

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>>39922898

>Carrier

Houhou. Based Mom Boat, also training carrier so expert in this.

And Sammie needs to be under Kongou.

>>39922973
They went down with all aboard?

I thought it was a scuttle our ship kind of thing.

>>39922978
>Sammy
>Able to bongo the kongo
m8

>>39922986
Ahhh I see.

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“Well, I don't want to leave my ships hanging like that,” you say with authority, ignoring the way your head aches when you speak above a whisper. “Since things were so... hectic recently, nobody's done anything about introducing Harder to the new world, and, uh-”

“You want ME to help you?”

“Yes.”

“Of all people – why?”

“Because after he planted his face in your groin the other day I figure you might fluster him long enough for me to get a word in edgewise.”

She makes an interesting expression. “That's... a good point. Besides,” she says with a scowl, “I owe him a good shock. And I'm already dressed and made-up...” she points at the nightstand. “Hand me my makeup, please? I just... just have to touch up.” Because of the crying, of course. You hand it to her and give her a few minutes privacy to get pretty while you track down a wheelchair – and a vicodin you wrangle out of her overseeing physician.

Twenty odd minutes later you're wheeling Naka up the access ramp to the main barracks building that's been set aside for the ship... girls. Apparently Harder's gender is unique, and clearing out a second building, complete with requisite security, all on the account of one male apparently isn't in the cards. You track down the right room number, and knock gently. The faint strains of SmashMouth are drifting through the door, so you knock again, uh, harder.

“WHOZAT?”

“ADMIRAL SETTLE!” you shout through the wood.

“OH, NEAT, COME ON IN!”

>>39923048
>>39923048
Is Honshou even around?

If she is, it would be a good candidate though.

Another one would be Akagi, but yeah, Kaga's BFF.

>>39923048
Was she in our story so far? What did she do?

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>>39923073

You signal silently to Naka to wait, and open the door. The room isn't overlarge so you spot Harder right away – a set of nice-looking speakers are blasting “All Star” and Harder's staring intently through the door of a microwave. It finishes with a DING! and he pulls out a bag of popcorn.

“Hey, Admiral?”

“Yes?”

“The 21st century is FUCKING AWESOME.” He rips open the bag and empties it into a big bowl. “Wan suff?” he asks around a mouthful.

“Nah, I'm good,” you tell him. “Just wanted to drop by and give you the sitrep on the whole twenty-first century thing.”

“Aw, I already got that,” he says confidently. “Look, I've even moved in.”

“So, what'd they tell you?”

“Oh, y'know, spooky ship monsters killin people, we gotta thrash'em, yadda yo.” He shrugs. “Rest was easy to guess.”

“And you have guessed that...”

“Hey, wait,” he says, holding up a palm. “You're not gonna give me any nip pets, are you? Becaues I don't need 'em. Swear to god. Old fashioned submariner work, lone wolf, I'm best at that.”

“... pets?”

“Yeah, local levies, whatever we're calling the Japanese ships.” He shrugs as he digs into his popcorn again. “Pair them off with the battleships would be my recommendation, they can take a hit, but if someone decides to put a shell in the ass of 'ol occupying whitey and I'm in the vanguard – only takes one shell to pop a pressure hull, you know? Can't give them too much leash, the little yellow bastards will strangle you with it.”

Yeah, So. Right. This is going to be harder than you thought.

>SON
>Naka? Showtime.

>>39922834

There is a fine line that a commanding officer must walk. They must know when not knowing what your junior enlisted are doing is far, far fucking better than sticking your nose into business you don't need to fucking know about.

In other fucking words: absofuckinglutley.

>>39923097

Forgot to add >WRITE-IN!

>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime.

>>39922973
Maybe if they were not faggots they would not have been exploded.
Sides not like they even tried to defend themselves.

>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime.

>>39923097
>>Naka? Showtime.

Naka. Give this peon hell.

I can see her hair rising with rage already.

>>39923097
>SON
Harder, we have corgis for that.

>>39923097
>Harder plz
>Naka? Showtime.

>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime.

>>39923097
>SON
We have to prime him first.

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>>39923097
>that pic
fukken saved

Now then:
>SON

>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-u-ISaOfS4

>Chibi-usa with a 1911
YOU HAD ONE JOB USAGI. ONE JOB.

>>39923099
kekes

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>>39923097
>>Naka? Showtime.

>>39923097
>SON
Then
>Naka? Showtime.

>>39923097
>>Naka? Showtime.
it is what we brought her for... Let's give Harder a heart attack before we tell him no, he won't have a partner.

>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime.
Naka has turned out to be bro-tier shipslut.
She might just end up being our secretary at this rate.

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>>39923073
>DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO SINK THIS BOAT 'CAUSE I'M A SUBMARINE AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE

>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime

>>39923097
>>Naka? Showtime.

I wonder if he's even met the jpn subgirls or not.

>>39923184
Too soon to tell at all

>>39923097
>SON

>>39923099
Is that how Navy COs actually work? Ignore the little things in the hope that the enlisted man won't screw up too much?

>>39923097
Naka, show time.

>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime.
>MEET YOUR NEW PARTNER

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>>39923097
>>SON
>>Naka? Showtime.

God dammit Harder.

Give him hell.

>>39923097
>>Naka? Showtime.

>This is going to be harder than you thought.
>harder

Ayyyy

>>39923184
Surprisingly enough. Hated Naka in the show, she was tied with Yuudachi as worst shipgrill until Yuudachi started saying Poi less, got character development, a badass reboot, and I learned of her irl past.

tl;dr Surprised Naka not #1 a shit

>>39923097
>>SON
>>Naka? Showtime.

Porque no las dos?

>>39923097
>Harder is the one man
>On a base full of women
>Kind of an asshole

Oh god, Harder's a harem protagonist in the making.

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>>39923052
No, the scuttling came later in 1942 when German occupied the free zone. In 1940 at Mers-el-Kebir, the Royal Navy managed to hit a magazine on the battleship Bretagne and explode it with the third salvo of the engagement.

>>39923260
Ahhh. Thanks good anon.

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>>39922973
>no central command issuing orders

Except for, you know, the fucking Vichy French government, upon who's orders the admiral in charge of the Mers-el-Kébir fleet answered to.

>the new legal French government
>established at gunpoint by the conquerors and occupiers of their homeland

That bullshit didn't fly back then and it doesn't fly now.

>French admiral doesn't take kindly to their erstwhile former allies threatening his ships

For your reading pleasure, the full and complete text of the "threat:" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Mers-el-K%C3%A9bir#Ultimatum

Four separate options for them to follow, including internment in US ports, which the pigheaded fuckwipe admiral refused to transmit to his superior Darlan, instead just saying "lol they said scuttle or die kek." Also, it was SIX hours.

>French Navy Minister Admiral Darlan never received the full text of the British ultimatum from Admiral Gensoul, most significantly with regard to the option of removing the fleet to American waters, an option that formed part of the orders Darlan gave to Gensoul, to be followed should a foreign power attempt to seize the ships under his command.

So where, exactly, is the treason? Because all I see is a pigheaded stuck-up fuckwad who pissed away the lives of thousands of sailors and an entire modern battle fleet because he was a vain, pissy moron.

FUCK. THE. FROGS.

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>>39923097
>Naka? Showtime.

Running late, but I am here! And here is your pic I said from last time fap angel!!

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>>39923259
pls no

If Willie willingly came back, despite all her failures and arrests, that makes her even more of a daughter we must raise right.

>>39923303
>>39923303
The frogs were great in WWI, in all justice.

Shame they burnt all their potential there.

>>39923303
>FUCK. THE. FROGS.
Harder or more gently than the Eye-talians?

More or less than the Austro-hungarians?

>>39923303
Did any of the French army or Navy obey the French Government in exile? Or did they fall under German led Vichy France?

What about that one island off the coast of Canada that really thought they were the government of France when no one else was?

>>39923123
>WRITE-IN
Listen, son. The twenty-first century isn't just different tech-wise. There's a few things you have to know. Firstly, the "little yellow bastards" as you call them, are our allies, and are to be respected as such. Maybe you can start by apologizing to the girl waiting outside the door.

>Que Naka

>>39923097
>SON
Are the Corgi still multiplying?

>>39923322
I bet you forgot him faceplanting in a shipgirl's chest during one of the early threads too.

It was already too late Anon.

>>39923303
>>the new legal French government
>>established at gunpoint by the conquerors and occupiers of their homeland

That at least is not true. The Fourth Republic dissolved itself and put Petain in charge to go get an armistice. He wasn't set up at gunpoint by the Germans like all the other occupied government.s

>>39923352
That's a good start.

>>39923318
Why does Naka have a bow? She is no carrier.

>>39923325
She's too adorable to leave alone.
and too dangerous

She just wants to do right, we'd be terrible Admiral/father figure if we didn't help.
Besides, it's a lot easier to retrain a single girl than entire crew of NAVY.

>>39923097
>SON

"Save that shit for if and when the spirits of BuOrd come back. In the meantime, they're our allies now. So don't be a bigoted jackass. Especially if you ever want to have a snowball's chance of getting laid. And don't tell me you don't care; your entire existence involves being a hard tube filled with seamen just waiting to shoot your load into an attractive target."

>>39923407
OH GOD THIS!

>>39923407
I can back this.

>>39923249
Hope planefag keeps/adapt the remodel mechanic because with it she becomes top tier.

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>>39923397
>retraining the fae
That'd be fun to watch roll for sanity

>>39923407
This is going to be hilarious with Naka outside the door but I will vote for this.

>>39923374
No, Naka face planted in his crotch.

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>>39923407

>>39923407
While amusing, let's keep the dick jokes to a minimum when we're trying to bend him into shape.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>39923097
Changing >>39923172 to >>39923407

>>39923322
Attempting to roll for the number of girls who fall for Harder.

>>39923407
This. We watch his reaction. And THEN we unleash Naka.

Maximum embarassment.

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>>39923407

>>39923375

yeah I'm sure they got really good terms with the German jackboot on their throats

also, votes called, writing, etc.

>>39923397
Agreed. But how do we retrain her? The other destroyers don't want to help her, only bully her.

I don't think she will do as well with Sammy's fighting style.

Maybe Naka is the only one?

>>39923249
The anime was generally shit.

>>39923259
Nah most harem leads are fucking doormats.

>>39923097
>>SON

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>>39923407
Anon why

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>>39923097
>SON

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39923437
Rollan for sanity

>>39923392
>Kaga treed by PT corgies.jpeg

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>>39923466
I support this.

I still say we should take Harder as secretary.
Naka is next best choice.

>>39923466
Inazuma has experience with accidents, is a generally nice girl and a high performance destroyer. We already saw Ikazuchi, so I expect hope that planefag has the rest of DesDiv6 running around.

>>39923097
So harder thinks we turned the Japanese Home Islands into an American Territory a la the Phillipines?

>>39923518
Ahhh my bad.

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>>39923527
>Hate kept this a secret from him for as long as he could
>just to see the moment of realization

>>39923525
What was Inazuma like again? Was she the girl we took to the repairman?

>>39923525
DesDiv6 is around. Hate mentioned that they helped him pimp up Settle's new cane.

Huh. Hate likes kids, huh. Interesting little factoid.

>>39923525
>hope that planefag has the rest of DesDiv6 running around.
He has. Who do you think decorated our [spoile]magical staff[/spoiler] cane?

>>39923466
Naka is a CL not a DD. And I don't want Willie anywhere near an Idol's stage, for a multitude of reasons.

Perhaps in with Ikazuchi/Hibiki. They're DDs, they're well adjusted, and they have good camaraderie. Ikazuchi was nice to us too, so bonus points for not being mean to little willie.

>>39923557
It's difficult to not like those particular kids.

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>>39923525
This is assuming, of course, that Inazuma does not straight up murder Willie in her sleep.

NANODEATH

>>39923557
>tfw Hate is the dotting dad type
Suddenly Tomoya Okazaki.

>>39923466
Specialize her for AA work.

She was actually OK at that, until the universe flipped her the bird one last time.

>>39923527
Damn, that makes sense.

Oh the hilarity.

>>39923551
Inazuma is Ikazuchi's sister. She hasn't shown up here but is generally portrayed as one of the nicest shipgirls. (That or as murderous but that's just fandom. Historically she rescued a lot of people)

>>39923567
I genuinely forgot.

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>>39923407
God damn.

Voting for this.

>>39923407
Yes. Please this.

>>39923584
I'd be more worried about an Inazuma kick, personally.

>>39923584
Nanodeath, son
>Armstrong shipslut intensifies

>>39923548
>Hate doesn't get to see it

>>39923407
[X] bandwagon

>>39923584
With 4 of them together, they should have some kind of conscience and problem solving ability, perfect for dealing with Willie.

>>39923594
Damn right she was okay at AA. Perhaps that's what we should keep her doing, get her trained up in something she's good at. minimal chance of fuckups.

>>39923628
YOU RANG?!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv7cW_ijtQQ

>>39923594
Hmm that could work.
Then we could stick her with Atlanta or Juneau if they ever show up.

>>39923642
>>39923626
>>39923606
Votes over guys.

>>39923527
>>39923548
>...What do you mean we aren't running their country? We have 50,000 troops running around on their home soil and we AREN'T calling the shots?
>I thought MacArthur had Balls, goddammit!

>>39923303
>following the link in that article
>http://www.militaryhistoryonline.com/wwii/articles/merselkebir.aspx
> "In the final and most critical failure of communication, Gensoul failed to send Admiral Darlan the full text of the British terms, which would have permitted the French fleet to sail to the United States. It is doubtful that it would have made a difference. Gallic pride prevented Gensoul from any willingness to negotiate while under threat of British fire. And to make matters even worse, while negotiations were still underway, British Swordfish planes from the carrier ARK ROYAL were already dropping magnetic mines in an attempt to prevent the French fleet from leaving port."

You blame a military man for refusing to negotiate at gunpoint? Both the admiral in command of the operation and the admiral in command of the Med opposed the attack because they knew it would only make things worse. If Churchill had let them try negotiating before Force H sailed up in force it might have gone differently.

>>39923099

Cpl. Hate,

Is there any rumors that when Sammy was in the brig she nominated you as her big brother, just to try and get you to bail her out?

>>39923664
Anon, I'm an American. I don't let such trivialities get in the way of democracy.

>>39923551
>>39923600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S61E_v_sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTQ5UyjPOs

Oh and they are seriously adorable.

>>39923716
Shut up Wenli.

>>39923738
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_YxauHnpyg

>>39923668
Being a military man does not excuse being a fucking idiot and getting hundreds of your men killed and millitary equipment totalling a not-insignificant percentage of your country's GDP destroyed simply because you have a big fat stick up your arse.

>>39923073
>“Because after he planted his face in your groin the
Wouldn't it be
>Because after you planted your face in his groin
?

>>39923733
>How do we cook curry?
Hibiki always asking the important questions
I knew I liked her for a reason other than that she was part russian.

>>39923465
I never said they got a *fair* armistice, especially since Hitler decided to hold negotiations in the same train car Foch negotiated the armistice to end WW1 in. Just that Petain was set up by the French 8 days before they signed an Armistice.

Also funny note, the British actually proposed making a Frano-English Union n 1940 to keep the fight going.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union#World_War_II_.281940.29

>>39923753
And in other news, flag officers do stupid shit when national and military pride is on the line.

Film at 11.

>>39923548

Which was a fucking chore, I shit you negative. That kid thought this shit was fucking great and wanted to leave base more fucking times than I care to count.

And which one of you fuckwipes sent 'what is love' to Arizona's .mil Email? I swear I will fuck you with a jagged metal cactus.

>>39923873
>2hu fanbase war
I still don't get this. I mean, back in Japan the Touhou and Kancolle fanbases are pretty chill with each other.

>>39923948
Baby don't hurt me

>>39923948
dont hurt me

>>39923948
No more

>Harder's face when Naka finds his patrol sock

>>39923948
No more

>>39923978
no moore.

>>39923948
Madam, please refrain from exacting violence upon my person.

>>39923948

Hey Hate.

Apparently the corgis have .mil emails.

Obviously someone blindly following policy. Kek.

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>>39923948
>fuck me with a cactus?

Baby don't hurt me

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>>39923733
>How do we cook curry?
Ask Hiei.

>>39923955
There's a segment of anons that are all BOATSLUTS KILLING MUH 2HUS and shit, mostly because of KC's rapid popularity growth means a lot of artists that were swayed by having fun girls to draw over any kind of brand loyalty or whatever switched over or started drawing for both.
Oh and this one time KC cosplayers party crashed a 2hu con.
So now they keep trying to manufacture this big war between the two fandoms because they can't stand to see their precious next to the new thing.

Ironically ZUN himself doesn't mind KC and thinks it works well with 2hu.

>>39923948
Anything else Hate? Has Harder received any Sabbaton?

>>39923948
It was probably the same guy that sent the Jaws theme to Indianapolis.

>>39923948
On the bright side, she won't be humming it anytime soon.

Also, she could do much worse.

>>39923573
I am Ok with that.

>>39923873
>So are they ships?
>Or are they girls?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold