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Improvaizen Quest Chapter XXVI: Kubo Notice
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/TrJiQTaA
Spoiler you are at the deep end of the char sheet- you are 2 arcs ahead char sheet wise. TWO. Things are going to get expensive
You have 50xp to spend:
You will get your two new character sheets at the end of this thread ( I have been doing edits, plus school and normie shit has been getting in the way. Oh and you guys take your time over it quite a bit.)

You are Sosuke Aizen. Right now you and Kisuke are sitting down having tea. Trying to write out a speech for what you say in front of the central 46 tomorrow on behalf of the nobility. And by tomorrow it's 5 hours until the meeting. So far it has been going well.

"Sosuke. Could you brew up some more tea?" Kisuke asks.

You can only brew one type of tea! CHOOSE
>> "Of course" Something stronger (+5 bonus to all offensive stats)
>> "No problem" Something good for the heart ( +3 to all rolls)
>> "Anything in particular" [MYSTERY BOX BONUS]
>> "Have I got a surprise for you!" [MYSTERIOUS BONUS BOX]
>> "I'll brew up the good stuff" (+10 to bonus on rolls)
>> "I'll try the stuff the captain commander gave me" (Crits reduced to 70 for remainder of thread)
>>
>>39963515
>> "I'll brew up the good stuff" (+10 to bonus on rolls)
>>
>>39963515
> "I'll try the stuff the captain commander gave me" (Crits reduced to 70 for remainder of thread)
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>>39963515
>"Anything in particular" [MYSTERY BOX BONUS]
mmmmm, tastes like a mystery
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>>39963515
>> "I'll try the stuff the captain commander gave me" (Crits reduced to 70 for remainder of thread)
I sacrifice those two mystery box's
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>>39963515
>"Have I got a surprise for you!" [MYSTERIOUS BONUS BOX]
As if there was any other choice.
>>
so far the easy crits seem like they are taking the lead. I will wait a few more minutes.
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>>39963515
>>70 crit range tea
Also, can we sacrifice that mystery box if we aren't going to choose it?
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>>39963976
Yep if people call it.
>>
"I'll try the stuff the captain commander gave me. That sound good to you Kisuke?" You ask. "Sounds good to me. I have been up for 30 hours already. I think after a few things I am going to have Mayuri run the squad for the rest of the day." He says. "That wise?" You ask and he shrugs "About as wise as me around the lab disgruntled and sleep deprived." He says.

"I have never known of someone being gruntled." you say and Kisuke smirks. "I don't think anyone has been gruntled lately except maybe Soi Fon" He says with a chuckle.

>> Did you get anything on that spear yet?
>> You learn anything new while I took care of certain issues?
>> Do some research using the book you were given
>> Meditate and go into mental palace
>> Mystery box
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39964049
>Did you get anything on that spear yet?
> You learn anything new while I took care of certain issues?
>>> Do some research using the book you were given
> Meditate and go into mental palace
> Mystery box
Ah, what the hell
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39964090
THis
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39964090
This is us good option
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You guys don't want to sacrifice that mystery box?
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>>39964312
yes we do. We were giving silent support
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>>39964353
consider the other box sacrificed.
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I am sorry if I seem out of it I am a bit sick. So what we are doing is
>> All of the above
or
>> Do some research
+
Sacrifice the mystery box
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>>39964049
>You learn anything new while I took care of certain issues?
>Meditate and go into mental palace

I hope our daughteru is okay.
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>>39964528
>>39964550 here. I'm in favor of research, as long as we go into our mental palace in the process.
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>>39964585
You may. I can't believe I forgot to put in a write in!
>>> Write in.
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>10 xp 10 nachos 10 kubo points 1 luck point, the still beating heart of a quincy and also nets 100 suspicion point

Geez, what could this be? Also,
>dat 100 nacho ability

You weren't kidding, Shud. Maybe I should be disheartened, but I'm hype instead.
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>>39964699
It's cosmic power and a mystery box. Only one way to figure out.

So basically what I have for consensus is- mental palace research.
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>>39964699
>dub 9s
Nice job there, Bach.

>???æyy lmao!!!
This is probably communion with Nyarlathotep or some shit, isn't it?
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>>39964791
There are some options that do some strange things. One of them does go butterfly mode.
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>>39964791
To be clear, though, I'm just speculating here, not asking for an answer or anything. Speculah has been and continues to be my favorite part of Bleach in general.
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>>39964859
Oh, well thanks for the tip! I kinda figured as much, but it's interesting to have confirmation.
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ooh, what's in this box
>[?]: 1 xp 2 kubo point 3 nacho
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>>39964972
I have no clue whatsoever! Isn't it exciting?!
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>>39964859
>butterflyzen can actually be a thing fairly soon
aw shit.
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>>39964972
you could purchase it.
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>>39965172
If the other people here are for it, yes
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>>39965182
I will wait a few moments then write it down if a few more people say so.
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>>39965172
Do so.
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>This also allows you to convert points you have of one point to another.
Can we convert Suspicion Points to Luck Points? :^)
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>>39965172
>>39965182
Eh, okay. It's not like it's a massive cost or anything, in any case, so I don't mind.
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>>39965172
Purchase it please.
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>>39965320
I don't know- can you? maybe
>> 123 special
Master Reishi Manipulator: You can do more things with reishi and reiatsu than even the best among the kido corps. This allows you to weaponize your reishi and reiatsu. It also allows you to make up new kido techniques on the fly. To do this write in the kido technique and if multiple people agree on it the technique is added to Aizens repertoire

>> You enter your mental palace. Things seem different. Jikan Kiba looks serious. She also looks a little taller and a little older. And a little worried. "Jikan Kiba whats wrong?" "I went bankai and I didn't feel ready." She says in an upset tone.

Oh boy. This seems like it's going to be fun.

>> Research the legal framework
>> Talk with Jikan Kiba
>> Talk with IAM about this shit
>> Talk to Suigetsu
>> Research other things (Write in)
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>39965653
>>> Research the legal framework
>>> Talk with Jikan Kiba
>>> Talk with IAM about this shit
>>> Talk to Suigetsu
>>> Research other things (Write in)
>>Research how to get to the Royal Palace to get that pardon
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39965653
>> Talk with Jikan Kiba
>> Research the legal framework
>> Talk with IAM about this shit
>> Talk to Suigetsu
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39965653
>> Research the legal framework
>> Talk with Jikan Kiba
>> Talk with IAM about this shit
>> Talk to Suigetsu
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>>39965653
>>39965768
This
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>39965653
>Talk with Jikan Kiba
>Talk with IAM
Iam, man, I respect you and all, and you may have gotten the job done, but I really, really, REALLY don't appreciate you hurting my Zanpakutou. Please don't do that in the future without consent.
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>>39965653
>I don't know- can you?
inb4 we eventually get some kind of weird upgrade that requites spending Suspicion Points to unlock or level up.
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These Crits due to expanded crit range though.
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>>39965653
I assume you didn't mean to greentext that, right? Unless Jikan Kiba's speech has changed to meta-green color as a side-effect.
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>>39966069
Holy shit, I'd already forgotten about that, and it was only an hour ago.
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>>39963515
[¿?] Just ask. Politely. And sacrifice three mystery boxes. To sacrifice a mystery box you must turn it down, and say that you sacrifice it.
[?⌐_⌐?] 20 build points, 15 luck points sacrifice 2 mystery boxes and 1xp
[???æyy lmao!!!] -1 to all stats -1 to all skills and abilities, 20 xp, 10 nachos, 1 kubo point
{???} 1 {????} point

You have my attention..
>>
96- CRIT

"You were awesome though!" You say to Jikan Kiba in a cheery voice. "But I wanted it to be perfect. I wasn't even in control I know I could have done so much more if we practiced a bit more. I mean I am ready almost for Bankai training!" She says in a hopeful voice. You put a hand on her shoulder. "It just felt like everything in the universe was poured into me so briefly and I was just brought out!" She says. "I felt so powerful for a brief second, like I could do anything." She says. "Then it just stopped." She says. "But at least you know what my Bankai can do!" She says.

" We will train on it a little bit later okay?" You say and she smiles.

Roll for research

>>39965898
You know damn well that guessing something unlocks it!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39966207
KUBO, KUBO, AND SONS REPORTING FOR BUSINESS
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39966207
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39966207
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39966207
So this butterflyAizen thing, are we stuck being that shitty Butterfly, or can we go full Asura mode?

Since we can weaponize reishi now that means we can infinite blade works this shit, and having extra arms means personally swinging extra weapons.
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>>39966207
Hey Taman is it weird that I think Aizen and Michael the Archangel of Miracles would get along famously? Since their both literal miracle workers.
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>>39966299
Tons of things raise suspicion points. Just recognize that.
>>39966335
And one of my favorite other Michael characters as well.

>83
SPEC CRIT
CRIT CHAIN AT TWO
6 nachos gained!

You look through your library briefly and collate all the information you have on the case. So far you know of three ways that can assist you in your case. Including an ancient stipulation that if over half the captains of the gotei thirteen one of which being the commander general are incapacitated or prevented from doing their duty at the same time the royal guard must arrive within 24 hours. Additionally in this case also interestingly enough- the central 46, might be forced to hold emergency elections if collusion is proven. Finally in addition to a royal pardon- there is an obscure stipulation that if a captain that is also the head of a noble house is exiled or ordered to be executed- they would have a 20 year period to train someone to take over for them.

You walk over to IAM who is sitting by- You have a bar now? When did this show up? He starts puffing at his pipe.
>> What did you do out there?
>> We need to talk.
>> Will Jikan Kiba Recover?
>> When did the bar show up?
>> Research roll
>> Write in
>>
I know how to get Aizen Quincy powers, guys.

He has to read Mein Kampf, start screaming things incoherently, sound REALLY pissed off, have a thick accent, shout things in german when he attacks.

And poof, suddenly, UberQuinsch.
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Rolled 68, 21 = 89 (2d100)

>>39966514
>> What did you do out there?
>> We need to talk.
>> Will Jikan Kiba Recover?
>> When did the bar show up?
>> Research roll
>I assume you already know why i'm here?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39966514
>Tons of things raise suspicion points. Just recognize that.

Mine was simply a question of whether or not we are stuck as a butterfly, or if we have other transformation options, is all.

If that's a bit spoilery then I dont need to hear it.

>> What did you do out there?
>> Will Jikan Kiba Recover?
>> When did the bar show up?
>> Research roll
>>
>>39966521
As someone with noble austrian blood from the karling line in their veins I am going to be very frank with you.

That is not how it works at all. Quincy are noble born.

He has to read the works of Clauswitz instead. Duh.
>>39966544
No you wouldn't be stuck as a butterfly. Especially since you can shapeshift.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>39966514
>>> What did you do out there?
>>> We need to talk.
>>> Will Jikan Kiba Recover?
>>> When did the bar show up?
>>> Research roll
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39966514
>> What did you do out there?
>> Will Jikan Kiba Recover?
>> When did the bar show up?
>> Research roll
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Rolled 97, 91 = 188 (2d100)

>>39966514
> What did you do out there?
> We need to talk.
> Will Jikan Kiba Recover?
> When did the bar show up?
> Research roll
> Write in
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>>39966561
But Taman, they don't speak Deutsch down under!

Yes, I made a shitty jab by pretending to be so retarded that I think Austria is someone mistyping Australia. It's funny, I swear.


Just kill me.
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>>39966621
But Anon. I need your shitty jokes!
to make mine look better.
>>39966619
Look mister super crit- what you writing in?
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>39966598
Forgot second roll
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>>39966650
Alright, fine, I live, this time.

But next time, my joke is going to be so shit you wont be able to keep me around!

On the other hand, Deutsch Down Under sounds like either a great sitcom, or really bad propaganda.

Either way, me like.
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>>39966650
Oh, I was just selecting everything, didn't mean to add in write in, sorry.
maybe ask about is history with Lucy.
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>>39966697
Or a either a magnificent or horrible porno
>>39966712
... Okay.
Writing.
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>>39966741
>Or a either a magnificent or horrible porno
>>
CHAIN COMBO 3X
24 Nachos gained!
OPTION FOR CRITZILLA NOW AVAILABLE TO USE
>> Roll a 75

"We need to talk--" You say to him and he looks at you. "I poured all my power into Jikan Kiba- she is not permanently harmed by it but it was a bit much for her and she will recover and be stronger." He says

"Well, that and when did the bar show up, and what is your history with Lucifer."

"I created the bar for myself, I am sorry if it clashes with what you are normally used to." He says.

"As for my history with lucifer- That is a different story. I am a mere fraction. There are several others like me in particular. But Lucifer has a complicated relationship with me in particular." He says.

"Also we can talk when you sleep." He says. You then stop

97
"So I am assuming that there are several other deities that have shards out there in the form of orbs- maybe even of deities" You say.
-- OPTIONS AVAILBLE IF CRITZILLA IS ACTIVATED
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>39967055
Crit zilla you say?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>39967055
You're breaking my bank man.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>39967055
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>>39967090
Oh god. You Critted into Critzilla.
UNLOCK ONE FREE BOX FROM THE CHAR SHEET!

>> CRITZILLA OPTIONS

>> Press IAM about what other ones he knows of
>> Ask IAM about what dieties you know that have shards
>> See what IAM knows about that spear
>> See what IAM knows about the baton
>> Ask IAM about sympathetic deities to your cause
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>39967147
>> Press IAM about what other ones he knows of
>> Ask IAM about what dieties you know that have shards
>> See what IAM knows about that spear
>> See what IAM knows about the baton
>> Ask IAM about sympathetic deities to your cause

Confidence roll since you didn't say no confidence.
>>
>>39967167
That's the thing about critzilla.

Tell me what free box from the char sheet do you guys want to unlock?
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>>39967189
The thousand XP one looks nice
>>
>>39967189
>> Ask IAM about what dieties you know that have shards
then
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39967167
Seconding this.
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>>39967189
the 1 ? point one.
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>>39967236
Second,Also Taman for the love of god please start earlier next time...Passing the fuck out now
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>>39967189
Gimme dat 1K T-Shud
>>
Wait, is that a 100 Nacho Cosmic Technique? That looks like it could be extremely overpowered. I want it.
>>
>>39967260
>>39967279
>>39967217

[????] Unlocked: Ascension
Using this and with certain levels of mastery of Cosmic Power allow you to ascend to a similar level as Aintza. It costs 100 {???} points to upgrade to first level. At that point it costs 200 {???} and 100 nachos to upgrade to level two. You are currently at level 0. Each level boosts your stats by 20 points and unlocks two mystery boxes.

Congrats. By the end of what would normally be the turn back the clock arc- Aizen will have butterfly mode. This isn't a kubo train. This is a Kubo Hovercraft with a saturn five rocket booster!
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>>39967382
Now we need that new currency. It's 300 XP right?
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>>39967382
I'm so happy right now. This quest is so much fun, and I am having way more fun with stats than usual. Thanks Taman
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>>39967406
That'd be 6 nachos right, to unlock?
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>>39967471
Yeah
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>>39967506
Totally worth it.
Also, 10 Nachos to unlock Bankai training.
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>>39967382
Oh snap. Almost forgot. Since you are at level 0 of this- all your stats are boosted by 10. My bad
>>39967406
Yes. Ascension only has five levels.

>>39967167
You look at IAM. He smokes from his pipe. "I know of at least 20 other shards. Of various deities. The ones that the sumerians were using had to be Eldrich deities. I have a feeling about the spear it seems hauntingly familiar. There are only a few 'good' eldrich deities. Most of them are completely alien to your thought process."

"The baton I am not so sure about, but it smells horrible, like dead fish. There are some asgardian shards out in europe. The Quincies have been searching them out for years. There is one other shard of mine in a human spear in the real world." He says smoking. "The Asgardians, Ahura Mazda, Shiva, Sin, Ganesh and maybe Some North American Deities would be sympathetic to your cause." He says. As you were about to open your mouth.

You walk over to Suigetsu. He looks a little bit down.
PICK ONE
>> What's up?
>> What's wrong?
>> So how is your day?
>> You notice anything odd?
>>
>>39967518
don't use all our nachos anon, though I am wondering what this mystery currency is. Is it tacos?
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>>39967541
>What's wrong?
>>
>>39967541
>>What's Wrong?

>>39967545
Silly Anon, it's Quesadillas.
>>
>>39967541
>>> What's wrong?
>>
>>39967545
>>39967568
Guessing correctly unlocks it. You did not guess correctly. But you are on the right path of food/beverage.
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>>39967587
Tequila?
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>>39967587
Enchiladas?
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>>39967587
Chimichangas? Quesos? Mexican Cokes?
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>>39967587
Martini?
Now wait tea!
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>>39967587
Marjiritas?
Horchata?
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>>39967612
That's not along the line of 'Latin American Consumables' though.
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>>39967587
Mt. Dew?
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>>39967587
How could I forget Fajitas?
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>>39967612
Think of Latin American Tea things.

>> What's wrong?
"What's Wrong Suigetsu?" You ask. "Something feels wrong in the air. I heard something. Then I remember what the royal guard said. A Zanpakto that turns them against their owners. I am worried Sosuke. Well that and Jikan Kiba. She is changing." He says.

"She's growing up." You say and he smiles. "Am I doing good at, whatever it is that I am doing?" He asks. "Without you none of this would have been possible." You say. "I will keep an eye out for that said zanpakto."

You say.
Pik one.
>> Linger a bit longer, maybe see if Jikan Kiba heard anything
>> Talk to your inner hollow, wherever she is
>> Inform your friends of this zanpakto. Now.
>>
>>39967728
>>> Inform your friends of this zanpakto. Now.
Get fucked Muramasa
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>>39967728
While informing our friends about Muramasa right now would be prudent...our hollow is part of us too, and we haven't really discovers much about her.

>> Talk to your inner hollow, wherever she is
>>
>>39967728
>Inform your friends of this zanpakto. Now.

Yerba mate tea perhaps?

I know nothing of latin foods
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>>39967728
>Inform your friends of this zanpakto. Now.

Aguas frescas? Hisbiscus? Horchatas?
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>>39967728
Merienda?
Yerba mate?
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>>39967756
>>39967767
Winner winner chicken dinner Mate it is!

Mate unlocked!: Mate is not like normal points. Mate can only be unlocked by opening mystery boxes. You can also get more Mate by opening up rarer mystery boxes. Mate is used to increase your critical strike rating temporarily for the thread.
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>>39967836
Nice
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>>39967836
U wot Mate?

But seriously, we'll need to choose to either sacrifice boxes, or open them for Mate.
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You exit your mental palace at lightning speed. "Shit. Kisuke. We need to talk now." You say. and he quickly jolts. "I SWEAR I AM NOT NAPPING WHILE YOU ARE DOING THAT WEIRD SPACE OUT THING!" He shouts in a startled voice. "Ummm. There is a Zanpakto that turns other zanpakto against it's owners. I think someone has obtained it." You say. "Well that would be horrifying." He says. "Any idea what it's called?" He asks. "All I know is that it's old." You say.

"Hmmm. I will inform the others. If you want to research it, go talk with the old men. Either Yammamoto or Captain Kuchki of Squad 6."
Your confidence score isn't high enough to pick em all!
>> Ask Kisuke about the spear
>> Go talk to the Captain of Squad Six
>> Go talk to the commander general
>> Ask how Kisuke is feeling.
>> Inform your squad
>> Rally your special forces team, make this their "First assignement"
>> See if Grimmjow has some spare guns for this
>> See if Kisuke has any weapon to use against this
>> See if Yourichi may know something
>> See if Captain Ukitake knows anything
>> Write in.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39968044
>Ask Kisuke about the spear
> Ask how Kisuke is feeling.
> Rally your special forces team, make this their "First assignement
> See if Yourichi may know something
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>39968044
>> Ask how Kisuke is feeling.
>> Ask Kisuke about the spear.
>> Rally your special forces team, make this their "First assignement"
>> See if Yourichi may know something

>>39968068
FOR KUBO!
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>>39968068
Well then.

Hey I was also wondering what the rest of the anons thought of buying another slot in our bank. We haven't used it much now, but in the future we may want it.
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>>39968089
agreed

Also I believe our bank totals are wrong

I also don't see the new skills from last thread on the char sheet
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>>39968068 >>39968044
>Ask Kisuke about the spear
> Ask how Kisuke is feeling.
> Rally your special forces team, make this their "First assignement
> See if Yourichi may know something

Glorious Incandescence!
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>>39968068
WELCOME TO IMPROVAIZEN!

>>39968105
I could have sworn I added them. Could you show me what skills are missing?

I need sleep guys I am going to do one more post tonight.
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>>39968130
--Controlled Vizarding
--Crossed swords
--Traveler of both time AND space
--Jikan Kiba Skill - Chrono Adjustment
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>>39968160
Shit really? I will put them on tomorrow. I could of sworn I put Crossed Swords and Traveler on it.

Anyways

"Kisuke, I have two quick questions for you." You say. He looks at you. "One how are you feeling right now- rather how are you feeling and how is your zanpakto." You say. He does a quick glance around and then blinks a few times. "I Feel Great Sosuke~!" He says in a cheery tone. Whoo boy. "Second question- what have you gotten done with the spear." "Oh it's still being analyzed by Mayuri..." He says. Your eyes widen. "He isn't alone! There are people watching him!" You blink a few times. "I have some things to do rally back here in a bit." You say stepping off.

You then go to the barracks and awaken your special forces. Who are all in the same barracks block, and some of them are room mates. "Alright this is your first assignment. There is a dangerous zanpakto, it turns other zanpakto against their owners. I need you to ask around about it." You say and the girls cheerfully, and some how tiredly, dart off.

You then approach Yourichi's manor. Security is tight, but you are now let in almost always. Tonight, Soi Fon actually accompanies you. And she is sleeping on the bed. "No Sosuke you can't make the coasters for the guests we have to buy them because while it would be stylish and tasteful it would still be you being cheap. No we aren't bickering like an old married couple Captain seaweed Sosuke is just a bit crabby about furniture." And there is thing number two that her and Aintza share in common.

You poke Yourichi "KIYAAAA!" She screams doing a weird bicycle kick "Sorry Sosuke!" She says fawning as she leans down next to you. "It's okay yourichi. I just came over to ask you about something." You say. "Sosuke! What did I say about Booty Calls between three and six!" She says almost smacking you. "Nothing fun or good happens between those hours unless it was started before hand. No this is about a Zanpakto.
1/2
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>>39968321
"A zanpakto that turns the blades against the owners." You say. She then gives a panicked look. She then smacks you. "NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS BETWEEN THREE AND SIX" She shouts. Soi Fon looks on in a worried/embarrassed fashion. "I am aware of it." She says. "It's just I only heard one other captain mention. Captain Kuchki of squad six, also head of the historical society." She says. "I guess I will go ask him before the nobles meeting." You say. She looks at you. "Sosuke. That's not for another six hours. It was postponed to after lunch." She says in a moan. "Just nap here with me for a little while and we will go together." She says.

Last Decision tonight guys.
>> NAP
>> NO NAP
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>>39968356
>> NAP
I guess we could use some sleep
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And I can too. >>39968387
We hold this decision until tomorrow I am getting some sleep.
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So what is this epic bonus with stats?
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Should have taken the 100-nacho skill, guys. Although we may be on our way to getting it, depending on how often we roll above 70 here.

>>39968356
>NAP

Ha ha! Time for dream conversations and battles in our mind!
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>>39969427
For the record, we'd only need to crit 14 times in a row.
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>>39969450
Wait, no, that's wrong. I have no idea anymore.
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So how long can Aizen survive without air?
Because depending on our speed we could go to moon and draw rune that would let us spy on earth here and then go back somewhere between six to three days depending on how fast we are
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>>39969680
Huh?
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>>39969680
we don't need air we are a ghost right?
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So, I feel like now would be a good time to point out that we're about to be REALLY fucked if we don't guard ourself specifically against Muramasa, especially if he manages to brainwash Jikan Kiba. The only person who might be even more fucked is Ouetsu.

Good thing we took that 70s crit option and will already be inside our mind, eh?
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>>39969969
fuck that how will we deal with our good friend Shūkurō Tsukishima.
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>>39970046
Why would you want to "deal with" Shuu-chan? He's the most charming and articulate person we've ever met, even moreso than ourself! Why, even before we awakened Suigetsu, our old pal Tsukishima was there for us!

On the subject of Jikan Kiba, though, I wonder what happens if we time-travel back whilst Suigetsu is outside our body. Does he cease to exist because our mind remains the same as it was when we initiated time-travel?
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>>39969969
>implying muramasa could do jack shit to aizen
>implying he wouldn't join the list of subjugated shit in his head.
anon plz, theres far far too much random bullcrap in his head for muramasa to do shit really.
also if for any retarded as almighty fuck reason he could actually do something, i guarantee we will butterflyzen right then and there and drop the beatdown on everybody involved.
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>>39970136
We don't know how to dance like a butterfly yet, though, anon.
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>>39970136
>muramasa tries to influence our zanpaktos

>gets pulled into mental palace

>youcametothewrongneighborhood.jpg

There were a couple zanpakto which pretty much said "Fuck you, I do what I want" to Muramasa, that really sounds like Suigetsu to me, and he keeps Jikan Kiba in check.

Next he would have to deal with the fact we have a shard of some ungodly powerful deific being in our head who would look at him with disappoint.

>>39969969
>The only person who might be even more fucked is Ouetsu.
And are you talking about that guy who made all the zanpakto?

I really don't think fucking with him, by trying to fuck with his zanpakto is a good idea. That sounds like the worst idea, in fact.
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>>39970941
>youcametothewrongneighborhood.jpg
I honest to god think that inside our mental palace would be an eldritch abomination to most things except us, Suigetsu, Jikan Kiba and Iam.....So i'm pretty sure Muramasa is going to nope right the fuck out as soon as he goes in
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>mfw Muramasa only needs to hijack Jikan Kiba in any one potential future timeline to fuck us over in the present-past
>mfw if this doesn't happen it means we protect our daugheru in every potential timeline
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>>39971453
>tfw all the other timelines Aizen pulls a canon and isn't around for Muramasa's bullshit

>tfw all the other timelines Aizen doesn't get bankai with jikan kiba

>tfw all the other timelines Aizen charms Muramasa into not being a dick, and creates a utopian society between shinigami and zanpakto + hollows.
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So Taman, if Aizen levels up his ability to make things out of his reishi/reiatsu or whatever, can he make Asauchi of his own?

I mean, making furniture is cool and all, but being able to make more swords? Pretty boss.
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>>39971922
Didn't Ouetsu confirm that we need a dense mass of soul(s) to do that, not just reishi? I dunno, maybe I need to go back and reread the earlier chapters.
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>>39972109
Souls = soul magic
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Bump.
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>>39972109
Just use Menos? hollows. Their basic description is a mass of compressed souls.
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>>39970941
>youcametothewrongneighborhood.jpg
Yah, pretty much. He pops insider our head and there's five ungodlily powerful figures just cracking their knuckles and staring at him
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>>39973892
>youcametothewrongneighborhoodPT2.jpg
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>>39973921
How embarrassing. I'm sorry.
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>>39973892
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>>39973962
The front row from left to right: Jikan Kiba, Aizen, Suigetsu
Back row: Inner hollow, Iam
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>>39973892
>youcametothewrongneighborhood
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>>39974140
>tfw in a room full of people with knives and guns, two of them are armed with only and unbroken bottle and a cigarette.

Those are the two you do not fuck with, for any reason.
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>>39973989
Front row: Jikan Suigetsu Aizen
Back row: IAM hollow
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>>39974231
I figured Iam would be the most inclined to sit idly at the back and watch whilst the hollow would go for a sneaky prowl round the side.

I also imagine suigetsu to be slightly sleeker than Aizen. Aizen is a lion, suigetsu is a tiger type deal.
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I think you're all underestimating Muramasa. Both of our Zanpakto are Game Breakers, and this timeline may have Muramasa in a hypothetical Bankai state. Being cautious about this may be prudent.

Still, Ascending is nice. We need to start unlocking our Cosmic techniques so we can become Transcendant.
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>>39974327
>implying Aizen isn't perfect as is

Y-You what? YOU FUCKING WHAT!?

I'm interested in doing some more daemonolgy, and massively upping our hell-touched reiatsu thing, I want to be able to out fiery death the Head Captain.

It will take decades.
>>
Huh. I am here for all the hype meta conversation. Neat.

Let me answer some questions for you all
>>39974898
I am from the Mayuri school of perfection
>>39974327
Your Zanpakto's loyalty is equal to Komamura if not greater. His zanpakto betrayed him. That being said Muramasa was BTFO by Several Zanpakto.
>>39974276
Good description.
>>39972109
You are Correct Sir!
>>39973320
Quality over Quantity my friend.
>>39971922
Yes. Though you already have an ally manufacturing Asauchi RIFLES. Granted at your speed a sword is a superior weapon. You are going Hypersonic speeds Aizen goes Mach Six This is unless of course good old Grimmjow made a portable rail gun.
>>39971828
You'd have to check other time lines with Bankai Jikan Kiba.
>>39970310
Ask Aintza. Her hips don't lie and her zanpakto is Butterfly Wings. more in reference to the butterfly effect
>>39970046
You haven't met your buddy Shuu-Chan yet.
Emphasis on Yet.
>>39969680
Don't tempt me to put bullshit hollows and shit on the moon to fuck with you. Yes you can go to the moon because Aizen technically doesn't need air. If everyone decides to do this, and wrangles Aizen into it- sure.
>>39969535
Your nachos are currently worth quite a bit.

Gonna wait for more people to decide if or not we take a nap.
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>>39968356
>>> NAP
See if we can Lucid dream in our mental palace.
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>>39975251
>Quality over Quantity my friend.

That just means you take the mass raw product and refine it. Sift through and/or ultra condense the spirit particles from multiple menos and discard the trash.

Might accidentally an arrancar or something, but the concept should still work.
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>>39968356
>NAP
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>>39975315
Not to mention, with the current terraform of the place, we could probably experimentally feed them on spirit plants etc to improve quality.
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>>39975355
I have a feeling that would take a looooooong time.
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>>39975375
Probably, unless you shoveled it in en mass or some such, but the environment is not developed enough to sustain that yet.
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>>39975251
but I want to ride the mighty moon worm !
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NAP

You look at Yourichi. You realize that it has been quite some time sense you have slept. "Alright." You say and she smiles in a tired fashion. "Good." She says laying down again. "Soi Fon you might want to find Kisuke, he hasn't slept in a long time too" And when you turn Soi Fon has vanished.

Good for her you think as you lay down next to Yourichi and hold her in you arms. She starts purring after she passes out in 30 seconds.

And a two minutes later you are back in your mental palace.

"I was that tired?" You say and Jikan Kiba giggles. Then snorts. "I don't know maybe." She says. Suigetsu looks at you. "Umm boss don't fly at high speeds while tired." He says. "Why?" "Because you fell asleep briefly while airborne and ummm. Well IAM sort of rerouted you and woke you up." Suigetsu says. "I didn't even know." You say.

You have four hours to sleep. In mental palace time that is much different.

>> Write in what you do for the next for hours
>> Highest Roll or most support decides.
>>
>> Write in what you do for the next for hours

Watch anime
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>>39975708

rolling
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39975657
>> Write in what you do for the next for hours
A bit of light practice with Jikan maybe? If we have everything down for the hearing already.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>39975722

Rolling for realsies now
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>39975657
Practice with Jikan Kiba, Discuss Muramasa with Suigetsu and talk to our inner hollow.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>39975657
Make sure we have everything ready for the trial. After that, hang out at the bar with all of our tenets.
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>>39975251
>Aizen goes Mach Six

>can't control my hype

Can anything even ambush him at this point? His reflexes must be out of fucking control.

I can imagine someone stalking up behind him, swinging at him, he hears the swing, spins around so fast the shockwave knocks the assailant back, then Aizen is just standing there with a shit eating grin.
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>>39975759
You have everything for the trial
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>>39975797
Cool! If it wins then we'll hang out at the bar.
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>>39975795
Aintza, Arturo, Ulquiorra, Some Quincy, some eldrich things, two unnamed shinigami, Gin once he grows up, Maybe Ichigo and one bount.
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Going to get some food. I will wait for a few more rolls and decisions.
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>>39975795
We can punch over 70 times faster than mantis shrimp
We could melt steel by punching air in front of it
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>>39975854
>unnamed shinigami
Do either of them happen to be royal guard?

Or are they literally just nobodies who happen to be stupid fast?
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>>39975940
Hah, fuck you jet fuel!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39975657
>Start sketching up an outline for the Eugenics Project
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>>39976031
And the Crit Chain continues.
>>39975940
Actually no. Your flight speed doesn't transfer to your normal speed until you get The mythical flight three you people seem to have a hard on over. So far only up to mach II transfers. That being said-- it's still mach dos.
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>>39975986
One is Royal Guard Known for being lightning fast.
Other is an unknown enemy.
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>>39968068
I believe this gives us Kubo points.

>>39976031
And this continues our crit chain.
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So far we have a popularity tie over eugenics program and light practice. However Eugenics is high roller.

So I am going to start writing. And preheating a pizza.
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I don't even remember what the eugenics program was. We had a eugenics program?
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>>39976384
Eugenics master race
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>>39976501
You know, our hankering for hybrids. It leads to Ichigo, on purpose, rather than just letting it happen.
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>>39976525
Oh, that. Yeah, okay. I'd prefer Jikan Kiba training, but dems the dice.
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>>39976544
Me too
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>>39976501
Eugenics sounds cool.
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DICE 83
CRIT TRAIN CONTINUES
CRIT CHAIN CONTINUES 32 NACHOS GAINED

You sit down at your nicest study chair and desk.
The Quincy have been selectively breeding other quincy for years. Shinigami rarely ever selectively breed though the noble houses have been known to only select other shinigami to marry other shinigami of greater potential.

What if though- someone with Vizard abilities had offspring with a quincy? How much hybridification could happen without undergoing a soul suicide? What are the potential models you could create from simple breeding programs? What quincy would be willing to do this? Wait.

"Brainstorming time friends!" You shout out and Your innerhollow sort of appears right behind you in a creepy fashion. Followed shortly by Jikan Kiba and Suigetsu- who are both dressed up as scientists. IAM is last.

"What are we brainstorming for?" IAM Asks.

>> I knew this would always come. Since this is the Eugenics program you are given a special opportunity

Put in three write ins on what to research eugenics wise! Roll 3d100!
>> WRITE IN
>> WRITE IN
>> WRITE IN

Choose a Mystery Box!
>> MYSTERY BOX
>> MYSTERIOUS BOX
>> KUBO BOX
>>
>>39976806
>Kubo box
No breaks on the Kubo train
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Rolled 72, 65, 93 = 230 (3d100)

>>39976806
> Shinigami x Quincy
> Arancar/vasto lorde x shinigami (aizen son? heh)
> Alternate hollofication of quincys, the spear? maybe a hollowfication quincy x shinigami.

>> KUBO BOX
>>
Rolled 69, 67, 36 = 172 (3d100)

>>39976806
>> Research Hybridification
>> Research Quincy families that would be willing
>> Research how to prevent the soul suicide

>> Kubo Box
>>
>>39976935
Just to note, i am happy to go with a better/more coherent suggestion, i just enjoy reading the quest but i am not keyed up on the lore all that well.
>>
Rolled 14, 25, 38 = 77 (3d100)

>>39976806
>> Research Hybridification
>> Research Quincy families that would be willing
>> Research how to prevent the soul suicide
and
>> KUBO BOX

sacrifice mystery box.
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Rolled 58, 20, 2 = 80 (3d100)

>>>> Research Hybridification
>> Research Quincy families that would be willing
>> Research how to prevent the soul suicide

>> Kubo Box
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>>39976935
I am just going to count all your suggestions as hybridification and keep your 93 roll.
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>>39977074
And of course I forgot to put in my name after posting in the weekend quest thread.

So do people want >>39976984
in general?
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>>39976806
I lost interest in Bleach around the middle of the Hueco Mundo arc (I had been marathoning it, and was having trouble with the filler), so I don't know the full extent of what Eugenics can be here, so I'll just say
> KUBO BOX
and sacrifice mystery box
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>>39977109
Seems so. Thanks for keeping the roll.
>>
Sad I missed the vote, happy that things turned out exactly like I wanted anyway (sans 100s).
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>>39977109
sure
>>
"The Quincy have been planning for at least 800 plus years. They have been marrying their most powerful warriors with their most powerful warriors for generations. I say we need to do something similar.

We need to figure out possible ways to counter this by our own breeding program. Shinigami/ Vasto Lorde Shinigami Quincy, Vizard Quincy and the rest." You say.

"We also need to find what quincy families would be willing to do this, or a way to create soe quincy of our own. Additionally we need to figure out how to prevent the ensuing soul suicide." You say.

KUBO BOX:

"As a result of a hybrid myself, I can tell you--" Your hollow says rubbing your shoulders then revealing that she stole some of IAM's whisky from the bar "The process is not easy. It is in fact quite difficult. You just have an extremely strong attachment and control over your inner universe. Most do not. Or at least that's what I am aware of." She says.

IAM looks over. "You actually forgot a group. One not of the east, but as you know it the new world. They have generations of breeding that has lead to them being spiritually aware. The problem is that they are not as common as they once were." I am says. "but they could be something you would want to look into. Also the Library of Alexandria would be a good place to go to for research on the subject." He says.

>> Suigetsu your thoughts?
>> Jikan Kiba your thoughts?
>> Write in what you do next.
You have two more posts until you wake up and go get ready to petition the central 46!
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>39977582
>> Suigetsu your thoughts?
>> Jikan Kiba your thoughts?
>>
>>39977582
Oh shit. Forgot.
CRIT CHAIN STILL ACTIVE 40 NACHOS
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>39977582

>> Suigetsu your thoughts?
>> Jikan Kiba your thoughts?

huh, captcha/internet problems it seems for me.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>39977582
>Suigetsu your thoughts?
> Jikan Kiba your thoughts?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39977582
>Suigetsu your thoughts?
>Jikan Kiba your thoughts?
>Consider the involvement of The Heart in spirit physics and it's application to this problem specifically.
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>>39977784
Its, I mean, not it's.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>39977582
>> Suigetsu your thoughts?
>> Jikan Kiba your thoughts?
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

Rolling because I want to, feel free to consider it donated, for all it's shittiness.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

77
Crit Chain continues
48 Nachos Gained !

"Suigetsu your thoughts?" You ask him. "Honestly, I think we got enough to worry about with the trial, but we should probably skip town briefly and regroup one of these days." He says "We can get our allies in on our plan then."

"Jikan Kiba? Your thoughts?" You ask her and she smile. "Well-- I think if you do this, you should ask your friends for help." She says. "Kisuke is really smart! So is Ulquiorra!" She says thoughtfully.

Roll a d100. Beat my roll plus 30
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39978162
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39978162
72 then?
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>>39978188
I hope we get bonuses.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39978162
You want me to beat your roll?

All right, I'll handle it.

80+ incoming.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39978162
rolling
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>39978162
rollan
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>>39978262
WELP!
Time to write.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>39978162
Take My first ever roll on 4chan. I dedicate it to keikaku
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>>39978283
You know shit's hit the fan when Gin opens his eyes.
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>>39978283
Gin already trying to kill us in our sleep!
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So are these nachos from crits cumulative or what?
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Jikan Kiba shrieks. Suigetsu looks like he is having a headache. And they stop. "What the hell was that?!" Suigetsu says.

"The other zanpakto." you say. "The one that turns one zanpakto against owner. It's calling to you two." You say. "And you didn't go." You say. You then hug both of your zanpakto. You then wake up.

"No Sosuke I don't want to ride the pony, last time we rode a pony it kicked soi fon!" Yourichi says waking you up. You then gently caress her face. "Wake up sleepy head." "I don't want to." She says half heatedly. "We half to go petition some important judges." You mean we have to go convice geezers not to kill us." She says. "I am going to go back to my barracks and go over everything and get ready." You say.

"You don't have some spare time for something special?" Yourichi says in a playful tone

>>Business
>> Pleasure
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>>39978590
>Pleasure
How could we say no to that?
It'll probably be fine.
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>>39978590
>Business
But Yoruichi, what if your zan gets Muramasa'd and kills you mid-coitus? !
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>>39978590
>>>Business
Muramasa is being a shit.
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>>39978590
>>Business
"Hold that thought"

Unless she plans to be real quick.
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>>39978590
>> Pleasure
how the fuck can we say no, also our zanpakuto are boss as fuck.
told you lot muramasa wouldn't do dick because of the rampant giant piles of crap going on in his head.
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>>39978590
>>>Business
Next time, for sure.

Right now, kinda busy not being killed. Or at least, not letting them attempt to kill us. It'd be bad if we had to end up killing everyone there.
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"I want something to celebrate with after we convince those geezers to not exile us." You say. Yourichi smiles and kisses you. "What if they decide something else?" she says in a sly tone. "Well then we will celebrate retirement." You say with a fun voice. "Me a retired woman! Oh my! What will my young brother say?" She says in a faux shocked tone. "probably that is all my fault." You say. You kiss her on the cheek and bolt out the door and arrive with the barracks

>> Talk with the special forces team you created
>> Talk with Hiyori
>> Talk with Kaname
>> Talk with your third seat
>> Shower
>> Shave
>> Freshen up
>> Prepare your speech
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39979003
>>> Shower
>> Shave
>> Freshen up
>> Prepare your speech
>> Talk with Hiyori
>> Talk with Kaname
>> Talk with the special forces team you created
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39979025
Seconding
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39979064
>>39979025
AAAAAHhahaha oh shit, those fours. Have a better roll, on me.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>39979025
Thirding?
Pls no 4
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>>39979077
You are like... the ANTI-FOUR!
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>>39979003
>Shower, shave, freshen up
>Talk with the special forces team you created
>Talk with Hiyori

Aizen don't need no "speech preparation".
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>>39979077
The Trans-Siberian Crit Train has no breaks.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39979094
Shit, why didn't the roll go through?
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>>39979025
problem there. You can only pick five max with confidence.
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>>39979119
>>> Shower
>> Shave
>> Freshen up
>> Talk with Kaname
>> Talk with the special forces team you created
>>
>>39979096
>>39979086
>tfw I rolled the 97 above as well.

I don't know what to make of this.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>39979003
>> Talk with the special forces team you created
>> Talk with Hiyori
>> Talk with Kaname
>> Prepare your speech
>>Shower

Cleanliness is next to godliness.
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>>39979119
How about
>Shower
>> Shave
>> Freshen up
>> Prepare your speech
> Talk with Hiyori
I hope she is fine.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>39979003
>> Shower
>> Prepare your speech
>> Talk with the special forces team you created
>> Talk with Hiyori
>> Talk with Kaname
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>>39979183
It means you have performed a service to the great die in the sky.
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>>39979117
This is the only one that passes that is within the limitations.
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>>39979297
So I rolled a 96 for nothing?

Damn.

Mark my words, I'll roll a 101 on a d100 soon enough.
>>
It's funny how the squad we planned to make into Vizards never became such and pretty much every named Shinigami except Kensei and SUPER MASHIRO did instead.

I do wonder what Kamen Rider will do without her mask, though.
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>>39979297
That's still a crit though. Our crit train doesn't stop.
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>>39979466
Naturally. Who the hell do you think we are?
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>>39979466
>implying we can into non crits
do you even improvaizen?
anon the name of the game is to watch the world go to shit and we just crit our way to victory.
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>>39979557
>the final hour, no more chances, no gg, no re, no nothing

>roll a 1.

>NOOOOOOOOOOO -

>Followed by 3 100's

>Fucking ImproveAizen
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>>39979411
>>Forgetting about Love, Rojuro, and Lisa(best girl).

I pity the weak of spirit.
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>>39979681
>implying taman wouldn't ragequit QMing forever if that happened.
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>>39979895
>then we'd roll a 101 on a d100 to summon him, and he would be compelled by Kubo himself to come back
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>>39979357
YEP.

You go back to your pad. You freshen up and do your morning ritual. You make yourself look extremely presentable. You also put on some garb to make you look impressive. You then calmly walk to Hiyoris door and knock. She opens the door. "Oh hey Sosuke. What's going on?" She asks. "I am going to the special hearing this morning. I am leaving you in charge until I get back. Unless of course you want to come." You say. "No thanks sosuke. Political hearings are bothersome. Besides, today I am training people." She says. "Also I am late for breakfast Hodo is making a european style breakfast." She says. "Alright Hiyori. Do a good job while I am at this thing." You say and she nods and walks off "I HAVE BEEN A LIEUTENANT FOR 50 YEARS SOSUKE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME NOT TO DO GOOD." She says.

You then go check on your special forces. You still have to think of a name for them. Maybe they should pick it out? Eh. You walk over to the designated rendezvous point. Where The blonde, the bouncy red head and the one designated as your "replacement" is. You come over "So how many have you guys found and what are you aware of?" "I reported to everyone late last night including Hiyori who was mysteriously not sleeping and waiting over a stoop." Yashidora Yo says. "But everyone except Yourichi shihohen was made aware, because I saw you head that way."

>> Good job girls, your next assignment figure out a name for you group?
>> Any new intelligence?
>> I am going to need you ladies to meet up here after dark.
>> MYSTERY BOX
>> MYSTERIOUS BOX
>> GOLDEN MYSTERY BOX
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>>39980228
>YEP.
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>>39979895
I am made of sterner stuff. And I am more masochistic than nel when it comes to stuff like that. Or more stupid than wonderweisse. I am not sure.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39980228
>> GOLDEN MYSTERY BOX

>> Good job girls, your next assignment figure out a name for you group?
>> Any new intelligence?
>> I am going to need you ladies to meet up here after dark.
sacrifice mystery box.
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>>39980228
>> Good job girls, your next assignment figure out a name for you group?
>> GOLDEN MYSTERY BOX
I sacrifice the MYSTERY BOX
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>>39980228
86 Crit chain continues
48 nachos.
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>>39980371
How many nacho we have now?
Also voting on unlocking that 10 exp box on bottom of pastebin
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39980228
>>> Good job girls, your next assignment figure out a name for you group?
>>> Any new intelligence?
>>> I am going to need you ladies to meet up here after dark.
>>> MYSTERY BOX
>>> GOLDEN MYSTERY BOX
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>>39980456
...It's a crit in this thread.
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>>39980228
>Good job girls, your next assignment figure out a name for you group?
> Any new intelligence?
> I am going to need you ladies to meet up here after dark.
> GOLDEN MYSTERY BOX
sacrifice mystery box
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>>39980477
So I am going to get something really quick. The Crit Train continues on.
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>>39980564
>>Infinite Kubo Works
>>
"Good job girls. Your next assignment is to figure out a name for your group." You say and the blonde makes a "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" noise. And hugs you. "Easy there little lady." You say as she leaps off you. "Any new intelligence?" You ask. One of "Yes Captain! We have discovered there has been sightings of normal shinigami who have been- well sneaking around at strange hours and performing strange rituals. But this was several months ago. And sightings go as far back as years ago. The most recent ritual was two nights ago- but mostly it's hearsay." The blonde says. "hmmm. Find out more about this."
You say. "I will meet up with all of you after dark." You say and they nod.

MYSTERY BOX- SACRIFICED

>> Golden Mystery Box
"You ladies are dismissed. I am going to do something really quick."

You go back to your barracks room and grab a brush and parchment. "DISTORT! JIKAN KIBA!" You shout out and open up a gateway to the past. You then step out to about 8 hours ago. To Hueco Mundo

"Lord-- Aizen? Weren't you here not too long ago?" Grimmjow says in an odd voice.

>> Grimmjow, we need to talk
>> Grimmjow I need you to make a few guns
>> Grimmjow- where is Aintza?
>> Write in
>>
>>39981460
>> Grimmjow, we need to talk
>> Grimmjow- where is Aintza?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>39981460
>>> Grimmjow, we need to talk
>> Grimmjow I need you to make a few guns
>> Grimmjow- where is Aintza?
>Grimmjow Time travel is funny, don't think about it too hard. Seriously , nearly gave myself an aneurysm doing so.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39981460
>Grimmjow, we need to talk
>Grimmjow Time travel is funny, don't think about it too hard. Seriously , nearly gave myself an aneurysm doing so.
Didn't we get Mate for opening the box? Can we use it to open the 1 Mate box?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39981532
>>39981542
C-can I roll, I can into rolling, yes?
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>>39981542
YEP. Actually since you opened a GOLD Mystery box you have gained some Mate. Namely 2 Mate! and YES YOU CAN.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>39981460
>Grimmjow, we need to talk
>Grimmjow I need you to make a few guns
>Grimmjow- where is Aintza?
>Grimmjow Time travel is funny, don't think about it too hard. Seriously , nearly gave myself an aneurysm doing so.

Excellent write-in, anon.
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>>39981638
Thank you.
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>>39981610
Cool! Let's do it!
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>>39981610
DO IT!
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>>39981696
Do it!

>>39981638
The life and cries of AizenSosuke
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>>39981763
BOX UNLOCKED: U WOT M8
U WOT M8 allows you to replace one set of options with a kubo box festival instead once per thread! These boxes also go towards your total Mate count!
>>39981638
You go up and hug Grimmjow. "Lord Aizen?" He says in a weird tone. You do this after remember all he has done after watching him going back in time. "Grimmjow time travel is funny, don't think about it too hard. Seriously, nearly gave me an aneurysm doing so." You say then stepping back. "Okay!" He says with a laugh. "What are you doing here?"

"We need to talk, there is a zanpakto that turns zanpakto against their owners. I think someone is going to try to make a move with it soon. Additionally if this trial doesn't go well, I need you to help find a place for some really powerful shinigami. I also need you to make a few guns. Actually to be honest, I need you to make about one dozen." You say. He nods. "Who for?" He asks. "Shinigami. We might need them to move against said zanpakto." "What kind of twisted soul would have the power to turn zanpakto against owners? That's like a peice of your soul!" He says in a shocked voice. "I will get on it" He says.

"Also Grimmjow- where is Aintza?" You ask. "She is teaching students and going over the after action report for the battle that happened."

PICK ONE!
>> Talk to Grimmjow about his side project
>> Go visit Aintza
>>
>>39981974
>> Talk to Grimmjow about his side project
Best not to disturb her then.
>>
>>39981974
>Talk to Grimmjow about his side project
> Also thank him for being so awesome.
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>>39981974
>> Talk to Grimmjow about his side project
>>
"Grimmjow. We need to talk about your side project." You say materializing a chair next to the growth of trees next to you.

"So you area aware of it?" he asks. "Yes. I am aware that you are paling around with an American Spirit who is helping you to create a weapon that can slay anything." You say. Grimmjow gulps. "But I know why you are doing it. You have a daring and boldness that few others would dare to dream of and you are doing it because you are making use of what has been given to you." You say and he looks on to you. "I am glad to have you as a friend Grimmjow. Samuel Colt is free to enter here at any time with you. If you have any other project ideas- let me know." You say. "So may I continue on this path?" Grimmjow asks you.
>> Yes
>> No
>> Yes- but I want to see the weapon when your work with it is done
Now choose two (Without Confidence)
>> Go see Grimmjows latest project
>> Go talk Aintza
>> Go talk to Starrk
>> Go talk to Arturo
>> Go Talk to Nel
>> Go Talk to Ulquiorra
>> Go Talk to Teir
>> Go talk to Dordoni
>> Go talk to Cirruci
>> Go talk to Everyone's favorite masked wrestler
>> Go talk Yammy
>>
>>39981974
Whoa, Whoa. Are we REALLY not going to immediately activate that shiny new U WOT M8?

U WOT M8
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>>39982428
> Yes- but I want to see the weapon when your work with it is done
> Go talk Aintza
> Go talk to Everyone's favorite masked wrestler
I wanna see him
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>>39982439
While Aizen can go back in time- you cannot. Now activating it on this choice on the other hand-- might actually be wise.
>>
>>39982428
U WOT M8
>>
>>39982534
*grumble grumble*

...page refresh something something didn't see next post something.
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>>39982428
U WOT M8
>>
>>39982428
>Yes
>U WOT M8

For posterity, if we weren't using U WOT M8 (and don't kid yourself, us using it at this point is practically a guarantee; when have we ever not tried out a new shiny as soon as we got it?), I would be voting to go see Neliel and Starrk.
>>
>>39982428
U WOT M8
>>
>>39982428
U WOT M8
>>
U WOT M8 selected!

>> Yes of course you can but I can see the project
has been the majority for that option

Now your boxes! You can only pick three! Also Roll in case of ties or non consensus.
>> MYSTERIOUS BOX
>> SPOOKY SCARY MYSTERY BOX
>> TITANIUM MYSTERY BOX
>> COBALT MYSTERY BOX
>> PALLADIUM MYSTERY BOX
>> ONYX MYSTERY BOX
>> BANE MYSTERIOUS BOX
>> CIA MYSTERY BOX
>> RHODIUM MYSTERY BOX
>> ANTI MATTER MYSTERIOUS BOX
>> STAR STUFF MYSTERY BOX
>> LITHIUM MYSTERY BOX
>> GLOWING MYSTERY BOX
>>
>>39982932
> STAR STUFF MYSTERY BOX
> GLOWING MYSTERY BOX
They are so shiny~
> TITANIUM MYSTERY BOX
And a durable and lightweight box for the road.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39982932
>> ANTI MATTER MYSTERIOUS BOX
>> STAR STUFF MYSTERY BOX
>> PALLADIUM MYSTERY BOX
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39982960
forgot roll
>>39982981
but it looks like it won't matter
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>>39982932
>> SPOOKY SCARY MYSTERY BOX
>> BANE MYSTERY BOX
>> ANTI MATTER MYSTERIOUS BOX
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>39983003
My roll
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>>39982981
We have a win rar
Can we get a Kubo Box Festival inside of another Box Festival?
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Not enouigh Baneposting box

Not even Spooky Box

Need more skeletal bane.
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>>39983029
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
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>>39983029
I am doing the bane workout actually.
I a getting /fit/ for a job. Also because I hate not being fit
>>39983022
Yes, but they are going to happen less frequently now otherwise they would happen every fucking thread and every possible option would be exhausted. Which means there would have to be another writer.
>>39982981 Is winning via roll
>>39983003 Is winning via requests.
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>>39983162
>I am doing the bane workout actually.
"Yeesh, join ush on the /fit/ shide, Taman."
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>>39983175
But, I am ashamed of my body right now...
also my diet is fucking horrifying. I used to have a fucking six pack. After the military I noped out on that

Alright so are we
CRIT BOXING
or
BANE BOXING
Make a decision because we are going to be ending soon.
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>>39982932
>>39982981
>>39983328
Crit Boxing
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>>39983328
CRIT BOXING!

I rolled it I vote for it.
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>>39983328
Wait, I'll Crit Box, can't deny the will of the dice
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>>39983328
Dropping out of military diet and exercise tends to fuck people up really hard.

But if it makes you feel better, I used to be attractive*, now I look like a bum, beard and all.

*Read, not ugly as sin.
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>>39983328
Crits for the crit gods.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39982932
>SPOOKY SCARY MYSTERY BOX
>STAR STUFF MYSTERY BOX
>GLOWING MYSTERY BOX

You don't know how tempting CIA box was.
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>>39983469
Oh shit, nevermind.

>>39983328
Crit, although I wish you guys hadn't both picked the probably-Nyarly Box.
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>>39983328
BANE BOXING
>>
well we can either take the bane option, and bank the 100 roll, or use the Crit Boxing option for fun
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>>39983328
CRIT BOX!

Needs to happen, CRITS can't go wrong, and its KUBOHERESY to disagree.
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>>39983631
Wait does the tiebreaker roll actually count to our crit chain/banking?
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CRIT BOX

ANTI MATTER MYSTERIOUS BOX--

"GRIMMJOW!"
"Yes?" He says after this heartfelt moment.
"I will be back in about... 24 hours. Ish. Gather up a team. We are going to raid the library of alexandria."
"What.." Grimmjow says in a worried tone.
"There are some things there we will need. Bring a friend."

Star Stuff Box
You then fly over to Aintza. Who is finishing up her after action report class. She hasn't noticed you. You put your finger up to your lip as your land and let her finish up on the importance of reporting what happens after a battle to her and each hollows superior. She then turns and you lean down to kiss her. "I want to show you something after we raid the library in about twenty four hours." She looks up at you. "What are you cooking up Sosuke?" She asks. "We need to look up an ancient book on something. Also we need to find something in the real world in the mirrorverse. A record." You say and she looks at you. "Alright Sosuke- just keep yourself alive. But if you get Exiled- go all in. We can finally have some time to maybe raise a child. Or at least go on that vacation." She says smiling.

Palladium Box
You and her walk over to Coyote Starrk who is sleeping in a hammock. Lillyinette sees you coming and smacks Starrk awake. "STARRK! AIZEN IS HERE!" She says as Starrk tumbles from the hammock.

1/2
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>>39983631
This is true, but I also really want Star Stuff Box, so I'll stay where I am.
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>>39983673
Antimatter box could either blow up, or extend our road into deification.
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>>39983744
>antimatter coming into contact with matter causes both to destroy eachother

Yes, tell me again how poking the anti matter box is a good thing?
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>>39983673
"Hey Sosuke." Starrk says getting up to shake your hand. "Coyote Starrk. You look tired as hell." You say. "In addition to the fight here I had to fight over in another battle the other day." He says. "Also there are reports of a mysterious individual entering and exiting here at will that nobody recognizes." He says. "Interesting. Starrk. I need you to talk to make a diplomatic mission to certain locations." Starrk quirks his head at the vagueness of the statement. You materialize a book.
"We are moving ahead on hybridification. Go to Asgard, Sin, and the sympathetic quincy clans and the shaman tribes of south america." You say.

"I am not a matchmaker sosuke." Starrk says in deadpan
"I don't intend you to be one." You reply
" We will need one." He says "Also why the suddenness on this?"
"Well I might be getting exiled soon. Might as well find me something to do." You say to be suddenly slapped on the rear by Aintza who looks up at you mischievously.

You walk away with Aintza. She then hands you something "I got you a gift." She says.
>> Open it
>> Don't

Then
>> Talk to other Espada (Write in)
>> Go back to the future.
>>
>>39983818
>OPEN IT

>TALK TO ULQUIORRA
>>
>>39983818
>Open it
>Talk to our favorite Luchador
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>>39983800
>>39983744
It's an anti-matter mysterious box. A double negative. So it was a good thing.

boxes have patterns, while they are mysterious- you can figure out what some of them hold
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>>39983800
Well, antimatter could potentially power our efforts.

Also, we're Aizen, who has been critting an entire thread. We can hold this antimatter in stasis for a while.

Oh, hopefully we can the 100 Nacho ability soonish.
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>>39983818
>> Open it

>> Talk to other Espada (Ulqiorra, Nel, Cirucci, Yammy. Arturo

Ulqiorra for him to find any more slumbering things in the land

Arturro for sit rep

Cirucci for research on quincies, and Sumerian deities
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>>39983846
God damn it!

You are at 56 nachos
You have earned 12 kubo points this thread.
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>>39983818
I love presents!
>open it!
>talk to other Espada (Nel, Ulq)
>>
And we are also at page seven. I will end on the next post.

I will post Gin and Yourichi tomorrow on my twitter. I will start up the next thread on monday.
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>>39983833
I second this.
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>>39983897
Alright, can't wait to look into Gin's potential.
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>>39983920
His character sheet is stupid huge and has a ton of mystery boxes.
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>>39983950
So I'm guessing best cats' will just say "Sex-Goddess" and leave it at that?
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>>39983950
It's going to be like a candy shop. Like full of truffle boxes with no instructions.
>>
It seems Ulquiorra is in the lead and opening the present. I will write again soon.

>>39983978
. I wish it was that easy

>>39983987
Oh god. So /tg/ might not have a brainwashed kid. We might accidentally give gin a good child hood because of all the options.
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>>39983950
>Gin proves to be best magnificent bastard yet again
Also i love it how we have not one but TWO quests where we've taken Gin and Rangiku under our wing
>>
You open up your present.
It's a small vial. with a piece of paper around it.
"I used to make perfume and cologne. I made some for you.
The piece of paper is in Aramaic you think
"The paper when burned will summon me for your second wish." She says kissing you on the lips.
You smile and walk with her hand in hand to visit ulquiorra who sitting under a tree reading a book. He then stands.

"Hail Lord Aizen." He says smiling
"Greetings friend" You say giving him a hand shake. "So we are going to do a library run later. I also would like you to do some research for me." You say and he nods. "on what?" he asks. "On any other deity, or crazy sleeping god thing that may reside around here." You say. He quirks an eyebrow. "I will do it. Cirruci also will help, she has become quite the researcher. Also Tier and her Tres are now taking over what has become known as the grand garden and game preserve." He says. "That sounds like fun." You say and he looks at you skeptically "Its more that they are a bit bureaucratic about it." After a semi long chat with him you smile and walk towards your personal garganta. You kiss Aintza on the lips "I will return shortly my love." "You had better." She says.

You then use Jikan Kiba and go through back to the Soul Society. When you return you walk up to the gathering point where all the other nobles are standing around.

You are Sosuke Aizen. And you are about to make some waves.
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>>39984329
Improvaizen Chapter Twenty Six has ended!
Q&A begins.
And I am going to archive this.
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>>39984342
So.... If we write up a speech will that give us a bonus to our diplomacy rolls?
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>>39984342
Can we roll to seduce everything in this room?

Can we be so sexy that the lamps start to swoon?
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>>39984401
>39963515
Yes
>>39984439
As always yes.
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>>39984342
So.....Can we turn this around on them nad make it a Kangaroo court situation to them? And if so how much laughter will be had by our fellow captains afterwards?
>>
I actually had a relevant question I'd been planning to ask, but I forgot what it was. Shit.
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>>39984466
Rolling to seduce, with Zapp Braniggan charms.

Come on, crit fail!
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>>39984482
I am going to tell you straight up-- Not easily. This is a serious thing that will present challenges. Shit will happen. In this arc people will be exiled with almost 99% certainty (That 1% is for how shitty I tend to roll.)

Basically this would be better named the "Decide" arc, only it's not that arc chronologically. After these next two books- it's either one fuck huge time skip or a time skip a half book arc and a Time Skip and then we start off at the point where Rukia normally meets up with Ichigo.
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>>39984510
I don't think you understand, We literally CANNOT critfail in this quest....It isn't possible, The dice gods favor this quest
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>>39984588
Pretty much. Force of Will kills the first 1 you roll. I have never seen more than two ones rolled unless it was in an orb roll situation or me rolling them.
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>>39984560
>then we start off at the point where Rukia normally meets up with Ichigo.
time for strawberries
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>>39984671
Will Ichigo have an IQ of more than "muh friends" in our canon?

THAT is the real question.
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>>39984733
If he doesn't.....We're going to BEAT SOME FUCKING SENSE INTO HIM!
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>>39984796
>"Uh, Aizen, dear, hitting him will only give him brain damage, he's already retarded..."

>SLAP "Hey, what do you do if someone is going to hurt your friends but you can beat him now when he is injured and stop them early?"

>"I-I, let them go, why would I kill someone who can't fight ba -"

>SLAP "WRONG!" SLAP

Oh dear lord.
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>>39984872
>Mfw we set up the main Aizen plot line and have everyone BUT Ichigo in on the plan.....All to teach him a lesson about this kinda shit.....
It's....It's glorious.....
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>>39984733
>>39984796
That is up to you guys. You have a chance to meet the dad next thread. Maybe if you befriend him some if it will rub off on isshin and maybe he will raise his kid to have a sense of strategy.

>>39984872
>"Sosuke sweetie where is Gimmjow, Arturo and Starrk? And why is Loki here?"

>"That kid Ichigo is going to learn some principals of fighting my dear."

>"Why is loki here"

>"He shares my concern for Ichigo's mental capacity."

>"He is doing well in school!"

>"So is the mentally handicapped mod soul we enrolled in the school to keep an eye on him!"

>"No need to get snide Sosuke"

>"I am sorry Aintza, it's just Isshin leaving this kind of training to us is driving me crazy. Let's go to Australia and take a break."

>"Bahrain or Terra Del Fuego instead and you have a deal."

>"Deal."

>"And stop sending over our daughter to beat the shit out of him."

>"I don't do that... I told her to just monitor his progress"

>"But she sai-- oh god she really is your daughter..."
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>>39985003
Oh, so we're gonna have a daughter.
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>>39985030
Yes, And we shall love her dearly
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>>39985030
I flipped a coin on writing either daughter or son. You could have both honestly.
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>>39985041
What will our son/daughter's zanpakto be?

And will it be the adapter sword that can decode an attack/zanpakto by eating it and then channel them in bankai?
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>>39985113
Fuck if I know. Will it even have a zanpakto? Will you give it some crazy shit gun? It's your kid. It's up to how you raise your child.
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>>39985149
Pretty sure our kid is going to be so broken at birth, they wont need weapons.

They have fists, steel like skin, and MIND BULLETS!!!!
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>>39985149
what about a Cross-Ax-Bow-Rifle, KUBO Edition with built in teapot and cup holder
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>>39985160
>>39985149
So what if we go full BUTTERFLYZEN and then put a bun in her oven?

Will the child automatically be a trancendent being? Will it be ichigo lvls of bullshit but just stronger earlier because of bullshit genes?
>>
>>39985187
... As a weapons enthusiast and gun designer I want you to think real hard about what you just posted.
>>39985160
You and Aintza have Titanio instead of Heirro. Mind bullets are a bit- well crazy.
>>39985189
You are already ascended being. Children you have will be Ichigo tier bullshit because of the magic of genetics. Just because they are born with it doesn't mean that they are master of abilities.
>>
>>39985261
Isn't Hierro supposed to be Iron-like skin?

And Titanio like, well, Titanium alloy?

So steel is the in-between?

And pfffffftt Mind bullets aren't crazy!

What's crazy?

>"Would you like some tea?"
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>>39985261
Then it is our job to roll high 90's and 100's all over the place on our parenting checks taman, and lvl up parenting to max upon unlocking the skill.

Duuuuuuuh.
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>>39985297
Either way, at least the Aizen family will be immune to any attacks involving jet fuel.
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>>39985297
Titanium is stronger than steel actually hence the name.

It's more that I don't want to write up and stat mind bullets.

>>39985347
... Just remember that you have to actually do good parenting practices in addition to high rolls.
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>>39985445
>Titanium is stronger than steel actually hence the name.
I..

I said that.

Oh my brain, ow.

Hierro is iron

Titanio is Titanium

The steel option is the MIDDLE ground.

I said that, I swear.

I'm aware of the metallurgical qualities of each.
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>>39985395
>tfw titanium is easier to melt than steel
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>>39985523
>>39985498
I am a little tired guys sorry for the derp up.
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>>39985570
Don't worry, I'm gonna pass out in a second anyway.
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>>39985640
Okay so for the record:

56 Nachos gained
12 Kubo Points Gained
10 Mate Gained

Just to let you know- your XP to level things is just going to get higher and higher. Also spoiler alert: you may encounter Death, Nergal, The Big Bad or The Mirror version of you next Chapter. Or all of them.
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>>39986199
>The Mirror version of you



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