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“You blew out the guns when you used the orb.” She explains. “We have to go in without any weapons.”

“Boo.” You fuss, pushing random buttons in hopes you can fire one of Jager’s cannons.

The ship pushes through the smoking remains of the gate while sounds of conflict gently roar from below. You make shooting sounds with your mouth as the ship goes through into the alabaster world and “Something coming from… from our… okay, that side is the port, and that is the—“ Caede starts.

“Just point.” Jager sighs.

“From that way!” She points towards the front and a bit to the left.

“Well, guess we should just sort of dodge it then, huh?” Jager asks and your plant starts messing with some controls.

“Wait, I could just go onto the deck and—“ Your brilliant idea is interrupted as several metric tons of “Fuck you” is fired at the ship.

“Taking fire.” Caede notes.

“Noticed that.” Jager responds.

You make several shooting sounds with your mouth as hazy images of light from the ground below fire at you, but there isn’t too much you can do here, so you mostly spin in our chair. After god knows how ling, the ship starts to fall, and you carve a deep trench in the world with the front of your ship. The thing quickly starts to fade away, the chunks of machinery no longer able to withstand the strain they were put under. “Everyone alive?” Jager asks.
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“No, I mean, technically no. None of us are. We went over this.” You say and Jager sighs.

“Alright, well we should probably get a move on. I have no idea how many—“ She narrows her eyes, as if something popped up in front of her suddenly, then she moves her arms as if dismissing a pop-up. “Huh, well, we should probably get a move on. I don’t want to be here when anyone shows up. Where do we go?”

“Towards the big glowy part I suspect. We just have to, you know, watch out for the J man.” You make a face not unlike Lucifer’s when he mentioned it to you. “We should stay far away from him.”

“Alright, well, let’s get sorted.” Caede says and you all climb out of the ship.

You see several half destroyed chunks of light on the ground, all being absorbed by the SS VonWolfu, and a massive black trench of destruction in the ship’s path. You look ahead and see several paths to the beautiful, sun like center. Behind you, closer to the gates, you hear the sounds of combat. What should you do?

[] Try and meet up with Lucy
[] Last one there is a sour fish! Fly straight at the center
[] Try and sneak through the spires
[] Other, please specify
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>>39976399
>[] Try and sneak through the spires

>>39976399
>[] Try and sneak through the spires

Risa is the best at stealth

and who doesn't want a surprise Risa Cat?

>>39976399

Ha. That's what you get for trying to write in.

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“Okay, we can sneak through these spire things I saw last time. Try not to get distracted by everything being wonderful.” You say uncoiling your tails and wrapping people in them. “Also, watch out for anything too huge.”

You sneak. You move on tiptoes to the tall spires, your tails coiling around your companions in the best ways you know how. Luckily it seems the majority of the defenders of the silvery spires are at the gate dealing with Lucy, so you don’t have to worry about it. You avoid the weight room, the sound of clinking weights on bars worrying in not fully identifiable ways, and make your way to one of the inner rings. Things are never so easy though, as you peek around the corner you come face to face with a silvery being of light. It spins and coalesces into a humanoid form, with massive glowing arms, bright beautiful wings, and a massive sword.

It howls and swings, and your group scatters. You hit the ground and…

Please roll 1d100, best of first five.

Also, if you want to use your grace canceler it would be a good time to say so

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39976733

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39976733

C'mon nat 1

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39976733

>>39976449

Shoulda just let it digest. But meh.

Do we want to use our Grace canceled ability on this angel?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39976733
is there a limit on grace canceler?

>>39976818
probably should with these rolls

>>39976805

We've never gotten much out of digesting objects. Leastways, we'd normally get the SPXP up front. Add to that that Jager's technology is specifically amazing at adapting to utilize unknown tech, it seemed like that would have given us a decided combat advantage. It was great. It was clever. And in the end, all it did was fuck us over. I'm not really surprised, but oh well.

>>39976871
What if down the line Jäger's systems finish integrating it in the midst of the 11th hour?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39976733
obligatory 5th

>>39976887

Risa already snorted the remains. All anon did was give Azure an excuse to blow up the airship.

>>39976733
I may have missed the last few threads, Why are we attacking heaven? Did we get gud?

>>39976754
>>39976759
>>39976802
>>39976831
>>39976898
Fatebreaker?

>>39976962

No. We didn't. Azure kind of just got tired of running, so we're ending the quest now.

>>39976962
Attacking heaven because Luci had us disable its security systems, which made Heaven mobilize itself to compensate. Luci decided that this was the perfect opportunity to attack heaven. We joined in.

We are not much gudder than when we ate the grace canceling angel if at all.

Also, captcha thinks that gyros are burritos, which is not true at all.

>>39977015

I wouldn't particularly care for it.

>>39976871
You got through the huge ass gate with no trouble. If that isn't good enough then no, the plan wasn't as "great" or "clever" as you thought.

So we are going with 54, and no grace canceling? Writing now.

>>39977015
54 isn't a bad roll, but we dunno what grace canceling costs at the moment.

>>39977038
I see.
>>39977031
Azure has the patience of a saint. If I had to listen to you be a cunt for as long as you have been here I would have given up ages ago.

>>39977068

Oh lovely. Sassy Azure.

>>39977098

And shitposting begetting shitposting.

We're in for a fun ride.

>>39977126
could you just stop?

please?

you aren't contributing anything

>>39977068
I really don't like the sound of that. Do people think we'll actually be fine and not get any of our precious NPCs killed if we don't do something, or do they just not care right now?

>>39977126
How can one man be such a dickbag for such an extended period of time.

>>39977177
go back to spooky

>>39977068

AE, does grace canceling use up any resources? Does it cancel our grace temporarily when we use it?

>>39977180

> one man

See there's something very simple there that you aren't getting.

>>39977218
I've watched you shit up the place long enough to know when its you.

>>39977177

I mean. Azure will end this however he sees fit. Whatever happens to the NPCs happens. Whatever happens to the MC happens.

>>39977213
We only can use it like three times I'm pretty sure? Like, ever.

>>39977206
I'm not even the guy who's just being way too salty for no reason, took a nap and missed the beginning of the quest. I'm just saying that this is the endgame and we have no idea what level Angel this is.

do you think Azzy's fern is in heaven? the one we killed?

>>39977213
It might cancel your grace for a moment, and you can use it two, or three times tops before it breaks. Difference is angels are made only of grace while you are made of a bunch of things.

>>39977300

The things it was forced to see undoubtedly left an indelible mark on its soul. Not mentioning the fact that Risa eats things souls and they become a part of her, that thing was probably bound for hell.

>>39977300
I dunno man. That was a pretty naughty fern and I'm pretty sure it was never baptized.

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>>39977336
>a fern detects as evil

>>39977352

Twig blights are a thing.

>>39977348
was it the Zodiac Killer?

we have 2-3 rounds in our anti angel Golden Gun

any particular targets you guys think warrant a use on sight policy?

>>39977321

So it's basically a huge save or suck/die debuff to Angels, eh? We might have to save that for the heavy hitters we come across.

>>39977566
Any of the archangel, any seraphim, Azrael. etc.

>>39977566
Anyone about to kill Jager or our other friends that we can't otherwise reach in time. Any of the Archangels if they're really determined to fight us?

>>39977566

Michael
Other Archangels
Save a friend

Maybe not YHVH, since he may be omnipotent and not truly affected by things that affect grace based beings.

>>39977566
Micheal.

>>39977594

YHVH blinks and we (and the continuity we exist in) disappears. We aren't really going to fight him.

>>39977594
I"m pretty sure YHVH is omnipotent. It's why Fin mentioned the entire war is mostly determined by if we can make him not care anymore.

>>39977613
>>39977623
Or hope that us "winning" is part of His divine keikaku.

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>54

“Sneak attack!” You scream, the crackling energy of your ceros tearing through the air of heaven as you spin and flip around to send your foot into the humming maw of divine intent.

The creature catches your foot on his shimmering armor, then pulls your leg wide and chops it off. “I have been delegged!” Terrible. “He got a leg up on me!” Better.

You detonate your leg, then hop back and try to regenerate, but the creature barrels through the explosion, and slams into you with his shoulder. It hurts, your everything breaks, and you think it somehow makes your nose fill with snail mucus. You slam off the ground, then fly up on your wings, just in time to see a second charge.

He never makes it, a bolt of black hellflame slams into his side and starts to eat away at his thrumming energy. A second follows, followed by twin whips of hell flame that, hey. If we ever get caught by Ungoliant we know who to call. “I got that reference!” You say proudly as bolts of exploding time shoot out from Plant’s bow. Speaking of bows, Jager opens fire with a really big LMG, that chips away at the creature’s already damaged health.

You summon your best cero, your arms and body crackling with violet energy, then as Caede bombards the creature with a wave of unending hellflame that forms orange and black chains of energy that bind and debuff him you throw out the energy. You scrape and tear parts of the spire of heaven apart with your blast, and the chains explode into high dense hellfire attacks. Then the angel hisses into nothing. Good job team! You debuff like cray cray!
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>>39977653

There's no need for thinking on our part, at any rate. We can just relax and let Azure and the dice handle everything.

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You land and feel proud, then look at the path. The hellfire no doubt alerted the angels to your presence, you could backtrack and try to make it to the great big jumping bean in the sky, but you’re pretty sure that would take you by the J man, and he makes you really uncomfortable, or you could just press on and hope for the best.

[] Back track. Must be sneaky
[] Charge on, got to get fast
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>>39977722

> Back track. Must be sneaky.

>>39977722
>[] Charge on, got to get fast

>>39977722
>[] Back track. Must be sneaky

Jesus kept to himself mostly

>>39977752

The more important factor here is this gives us a much higher chance of Fuego getting one last scene.

>>39977722
>[] Back track. Must be sneaky

>>39977722
So wait, did Jager, Caede, and Plant follow us or did we get separated?

>>39977847
They followed you.

>>39977722
>[] Charge on, got to get fast
I don't know, I feel like Jager and Caede are REALLY bad at being sneaky.

Is this the quest with ntr rape in it?

>>39977722
>[] Charge on, got to get fast

>>39977908

Well, I mean, it happened at least a couple of times, but that's neither here nor there.

>>39977908

No.

>>39977908
>>39977928

I have never written NTR rape, so probably not, no.

>>39977908
no, that's Psion quest IIRC

Coin flipping for what to do, then writing

>>39977983
I'm ambivalent with whichever. Like while Jesus is comedy gold, it makes sense for Risa to want to avoid him.

>>39977950

Apologies. Was thinking of the Ryouichi incident, then Jager's backstory. Those do skirt a little perilously close.

Is it too late for Risa to learn CHIM?

>>39977983

Coin flipping? You're a madman AE! We're all fine and dandy until it lands on its side. What then? What happens if the coin lands on the side/edge, AE?!? What then?!?

>>39978082
Wrong mythology.

>>39978090
Risa goes home and makes a turkey sandwich, then cries into it for about four or five hours.
>>39978080
That I am disinclined to agree with.

>>39978106

That's your option, of course. Doesn't exactly have much bearing on the thread right now either way. If you can't see it, though, it might be worth some time thinking over it later.

>>39978175
For what purpose do you do that which you do?

>>39978175
Dude come on, leave it until the end of thread at least.

AE, it might be good if you refrain from responding to these things unless you REALLY want to.

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I think I know how we can destroy the J-man

>>39978337
This was not meant for man.

Whelp. I'm bored. Anybody got stuff to talk about?

>>39978430
BB King died yesterday.

maybe we'll run into him (probably not though. too soon)

>>39978430
I don't know, will we be able to see heaven's temptations of Jager, Plant, and Caede, or is that just in the eye of the beholder?

>>39978483

Risa would probably just eat him. She really doesn't have much appreciation for anything not British or meme related.

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“Okay, I know a way we can maybe sneak around, but it will require us to pass though Jesus’ domain.” You explain, and Caede scoffs.

“What, the child of God who denied half the world and let himself get nailed to a bit of wood for humanity? Feh. Perhaps I will give him a kick in his butt when we go by.” Caede says and you turn to her with a very concerned look.

You slide up close, then hold her soft cheeks, oh they are so squishable and cute, then lean down so you are looking her eye to eye. “Caede? Caede, listen to me. Whatever you do just—just don’t provoke him. Or look at him for too long. Also, don’t get in his way, okay? We are just going to walk by and—and it will all be alright.”

“What are you talking about, Risa?” Jager wonders as you envelop her in fluffy goodness.

“You’ll see. I just pray you can take it.” You say. “I pray for us all.”

You slip across the spire, avoiding any angel patrols as they filter back to the scene of hell fire, and finally make it to the outside of the room. You take a deep breath, the sound of weights clanking inside sending your skin all a goose bumpy, but you just take a second deep breath, the smell of sweat thick here, then step in. There, on the bench, Christ is lifting. You try and move along, but the people in your tails freeze. They stare at him, his grunts of “Got to get huge, got to stay huge” “Build mass and build bulk” “Ten more, nine more, come on Christ, eight more etc.” and so on echo through the room and act like a flute to the serpents behind you.

“That—What?” Jager asks. He makes he look like a skinny baby.

“That’s the guy we see in churches?” Your plant would wonder, and you sigh.
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“Yeah. Yeah, that’s the man who did not come to be served, but to serve.” Pretty sure he has some sick dance moves. “Let’s just move on.”

“What’s wrong with him?” Jager wonders.

“I don’t know. I really just don’t know” You explain.

“His muscles look like they’re eating his face.” Jager points out.

“My dad is prettier.” Caede grumbles.

“Yeah, but that—this isn’t about that.” Jager explains. “There is no way that’s healthy.”

“Think he is holding a grudge against the Romans?” You wonder.

“God only knows.” Jager explains.

“But my dad is prettier!” Caede fumes.

“We know.” You say as you slink by as—god, his shoulders. What the hell would you even need shoulders that big for? “I don’t know monologue! Bopfrod help me, I don’t know!” You cry out.

Your group makes it past him, confused and frightened, and you look out over the silvery fields. You smell something big on its way. What should you do?

[] Get ready to fight!
[] Run! You can probably outrun the thing!
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>>39978546
[] Get ready to fight!

>>39978546
>[] Run! You can probably outrun the thing!

>>39978546
>[] Run! You can probably outrun the thing!
Wonder what happened to Sin-Fin.

>>39978546

> Get ready to fight

It's just dice one way or the other. Might as well go for the one with more explosions.

>>39978599

It's a matter of whether it's worth it to evade and conserve energy, health, friendly health, and grace killer uses. Attacking the thing may bring more Angels on us.

>>39978592

In her room, wondering why no one thought to grab her for the final mission then realizing that she wasn't worth bringing along to begin with. Maybe we beat TD when her depression finally limit breaks over that and she stabs herself to death.

>>39978632

But we did recruit her.

>[] Run! You can probably outrun the thing!

>>39978667

Fuck, meant to link this:>>39978667


To this:>>39978546

>>39978632
What? No. I distinctly remember inviting her.

>>39978546
Run! We sneak and then pounce on OUR terms, not theirs!

>>39978546
>[] Run! You can probably outrun the thing!

I hope Jager didn't skip cardio

>>39978546
Okay wait what is our goal here? Like are we supposed to head towards a specific location?

If the goal is "fight as many angels as possible" then there's no reason not to fight everyone?

>>39978632
We brought her along, yo. She has some issues to work out with God.

>>39978719

We don't really have a plan here, per say. We're kind of just running around heaven, maybe sort of trying to reach god's throne. What we do when we get there, I don't know. This was kind of Lucifer's deal that just happened and we became involved.

So we bravely run away away?

Writing

>>39978778
So then maybe we should fight the strong thing, since there's gonna be a lot of strong things?

Or do we want to get a safer distance away on the off chance a big fight might actually get Jesus's attention?

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>>39978812
Do we have minstrels yet?

>>39978812
We aren't running away. We are Stalking! We are the night! The whisper that you hear in the dark, only to turn on the light and see nothing but an inconspicuous box.

>>39978812
its a tactical retreat!

>>39978913
Sin Fin has musical talent IIRC

>>39978778
Maybe our immediate plan could be see if we can sniff out Sin-Fin? She generally knows right where the action is, and she might assume we abandoned her her on purpose.

>>39978955

I don't really know how or when she managed to vanish, but yeah, following her scent trail would probably be our best option.

>>39978955
She is not hard to sniff out.

Currently fighting a cat for my keyboard. Gimme a bit

is she hiding in our pants?

>>39978955
YES! She is Sin, the Sinnest of Fins, in Heaven! It should be easy to find her!

And set her up with Jesus! He is the redeemer, and she can give him something to protect with all those muscles. Or the can get swole together and then we will have both a Jesus and a Muscle-Fin!

They are perfect for each other, two people completely broken by the roles forced upon them and now trapped and unable to be happy, or even feel they deserve to be happy.

This is now a thing in my head.

>>39979052

RL Risa doesn't want the ride to end, AE!

>>39979169

So who's banking on End of Evangelion type crap starting up toward the end of this session?

>>39979196
there's no way we turn into tang

>the people of HQR universe never got to hear All Star by Smash Mouth

>>39979334
Perhaps they are the truly fortunate ones.

>>39979196

Universe is rebooted. Risa reincarnates into an emotionless robot of a person. Jäger is reincarnated as another brown muscle girl. They meet again, and fight crime for a time until another crisis occurs.

>>39979407

I don't think Azure's gonna dick around with post-HQR omake.

>>39979498
well yeah

he's going to Japan soon.

To finish what the Enola Gay started

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>>39979498
I think I was too subtle with my implying implications.

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“We must hide! Like shadows in the night!” You declare as you make your tails extra fluffy, then shift them around you to make it look like a beanbag so your group can sort of hide in there.

You shift around with your cloaking and just sort of wait. “Risa, can’t you make this thing bigger?” Jager wonders.

“No. This way I can feel your abs more.” You say rubbing your face on her naked abdomen.

“Is that really necessary?” Jager wonders.

“Yeah it—wait. Where is Sin-Fin?!” You shout, ready to attack the nearby ominous presence.

“She’s in your tails.” Jager explains.

You shift the fluff of your tails around a bit, then see her eyes and the top of her head poke out from the ocean of purple. She swims around a bit, then sinks back into the deeps. Yeah, yeah this feels right. You rest on Jager’s abs, vibrating as the mass of energy flies by. It circles a bit, likely concerned at the possibility you are the best beanbag that vibrates, then you feel a surge of energy as Lucifer does something super spooky. The energy flies off, but you hold your face on Jager’s abs for a bit longer, just to be safe.

Caede mimics your action, her eyes going empty and her face sort of funny looking as she feels the delicious brown girl abs. You look down at them, nod a bit to get their feel on your face, then after a very, very long time, though time is relative, you pull yourself free and look around. You have enough ab warmth, you think, to make it to the big glory part. Wouldn’t that be a kick in Lucifer’s face if you made it there and learned the secrets of fudge before him? Yeah, he would—a chunk of angel falls by you, and you look back to see a glorious dawn marching towards heaven. Man, you were in that fluffy bag for a while.

You look back at Lucy, or where the explosions and screams tell you he is, then towards the golden light. You wanna beat him there?

[] Yes Risa does!
[] No, Risa doesn’t!

>>39979546
Hopefully we will be able to knock all of it out before I go, but there will likely be an epilogue thread at least, which will happen after I get back. So that might be neat.

>>39979618
>[] Yes Risa does!

why anyone ever not want to win a race?

>>39979618
>[] Yes Risa does!

>>39979618
I don't know, Lucifer has been pretty legit so far.

>>39979666
nice try Satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f64nXt1z4XU

>>39979618
>[] No, Risa doesn’t!
Eh, he hasn't really betrayed us yet.

>>39979618

> Yes Risa does!

>>39979705
I mean... that's a catchy song and all, have some good memories, but I'm not sure how relevant it is to the content of your post?

>>39979726
its a race.

we can probably share the fudge secrets anyways

>>39979618
No, we get there second and gank him after he's all beat up.

>>39979801

> Gank Lucifer

Oh, anon.

So racing him to the top seems to win it.

>>39979801
lets see what the fudge secrets are before we start thinking like that.

How many Kiebler elves are we gonna have to kill to get the secrets of fudge?

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“We run!” You shout, suddenly, and quite irrationally, unwilling to let Lucifer ‘win’.

You lift those you have in your tails and run at top speed, your ultra quick movements taking you as hard and as fast as you can. You slip through the four pillars guarding the inner sphere, kick in the door and open fire with all your lasers! Explosions, total and absolute world shakers, tear through reality as they swarm the room. Darkened streaks of violet reality raping power slam into the whole of creation, and you shout as many punk based obscenities as you possibly can. You summon the last of your energy, then swing it all in an overhead blast that would make whole worlds quiver in anticipation! It crackles, and you puff out your modest chest with pride.

“Risa, what the hell was all that?” Jager demands.

“A futile gesture born out of rampant anti-social tendencies.” A voice answers.

You blink, and you are in something like an apartment. Sitting on a roller chair is a rather plain looking old man, mindlessly inking pages and setting them to the side, where they are instantly removed. “Don’t just stand there all day.” He says.

“Oh yeah, well what if I do! You’re not the boss of me.” You object.

“Yes I am.” He replies, not looking up.

You are sitting down. Damn him! Fight the power! “You wanted to ask me something. Go ahead, we have a little time.” He says.

Well, that’s. Huh.

[] Write in questions.

>>39980175
"Can you pretty please let the order of existence fall apart for my friend lucy?"

>>39980175
Are you god? Why does no one look up? whatcha doing? Why is Luci doing this? How'd I get here? Can I have a snickerdoodle?

>>39980175
Why platypi?

Why are jager's bombs so bombastic?

How many licks to the center of that guy in accounting?

Why did you break the sinniest of fins?

Are you dog?

>>39980175
Why haven't you stopped the Devourer? What exactly am I lacking for Jager? Why Hollows?

What's the deal with Mormons?

>>39980175
Stop being a dick to Sin Fin and forgive her already so she can forgive herself.

Christ, is it that hard? *Turn to look at Jesus*.

>>39980175
"Which doctor was the best one?"

>>39980175
what's Jesus' deal?
why you make it so sin fin can't grin?
the secret to winning Jager's heart?
What's my middle name?
and about that time devourer thingy...

>>39980175
"What is Lucifer's real end goal, and can he be satisfied with something that result in the destruction of humanity?"

"How can the Time Devourer be destroyed/sealed/diminished/chased away?"

"What is Jesus's deal?"

"What's YOUR deal, like what exactly are you?"

>>39980175
Gentlemen.

We need a song.

>All the things

You asked for This Azure.

>>39980208
Do we even want that? The order of existence is where all our stuff is.

>>39980175
"What's the deal with Cinnamon here? Why did she have fancy time powers and how did I get them?"

"What do you want? And what -should- I want?"

>>39980305

I think you mistyped your first question.

>>39980175
. . . . . does Risa fit on Gods lap? If we fits, we sits. And then we just purr instead of asking questions.

>>39980380
Yeah, I meant "something that -won't- result in the destruction of humanity"

Because when Ryoko saw that bad future, it seemed pretty empty.

>>39980319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PSMLt0y3I

>>39980175
"Now what?"

"So Monologue, he's just the product of my sick mind right? Since he doesn't seem to be you."

"Why look like the way you do when you could be anything else?"

>>39980175
why do they sell hot dogs in packs of six but buns come in 8?

>>39980175
"So the Shinigami, how could I have made them suck less?"

>>39980175
"Jager, Sin-Fin, Maple, Ryoko, Caede, and others. How do I keep them safe, make them happy?"

>>39980336
I honestly get the feeling Risa would enjoy a totally chaotic world. The hard part is more or less if Jager and them would be around.

>>39980620
I guess I figure Risa wanting to be the only wild card in an ordinary world. Like if everything is chaotic, then Risa isn't as special anymore. Though I guess that depends on her.

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“Are you god?” You ask.

“Everything is” he answers.

“Why you look like that then, I mean if you can be anything.” You say.

“Because I am everything already.” He answers

“Why is Jager so bombastic?” You wonder.

“It’s the muscular figure that still has a level of femininity to it. It tickles you in all the right ways.” He huffs.

“Why is Lucy doing this?” You ask.

“Because I told him to.” He answers.

"Can you pretty please let the order of existence fall apart for my friend lucy?" You ask.

“You’re not very bright.” He concludes, as he fussily works on his thing.

“You what mate? You wanna fight?” You ask.

“Because that worked out so well for you last time.” He says, and you can practically feel his sarcastic loathing.

“Well, fuck, why aren’t I bright? You can’t even stop the Time Devourer!” You point out
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“Existence is already falling apart.” He says. “The Time Devourer is eating it all. Did you think that he was just sort of hanging out? He has been destroying and obliterating all of it for a while.”

“Ha! You can’t stop him, can you? In your—oh bollocks. You can’t stop him? Piss.” You frown.

“I am omnipotent within reality. I could stop it with ease. I just don’t particularly want to.” He answers.

“Wubba?” You ask.

“It is why I made Sin-Fin so very sad. I made her suffer because, if she didn’t, reality wouldn’t start coming apart at the seams.” He says, bored.

“Don’t peek at my questions. But yeah, explain further.” You command. “Or I will laser you!”

He sighs. “All of it. Angels, Belphegor, Lucifer’s rebellion, The Fall, Hell, Humanity, suffering, allowing Old Ones to sneak into this world. All of it, every last one of them, was all part of a rather dramatic suicide.”

“That—hold on, what?” You ask.

“In the beginning there was nothing. I said let there be light, and suddenly I filled the whole of creation. Every person, wavelength, atom, and thing was all me. I am omnipotent, for I know all. Past, present, future, what is, was, and never can be. Then I could make it be anyway, and I knew it would be so. It was great for about half a plank time, and then I realized just how phenomenally awful it was. I was everything. I was everyone. The whole of creation is just on auto win, and I am so terribly bored.” He explains.

“So you made Sin-Fin unhappy because it was necessary for the final plan?” You wonder.

“More or less. Humanity as a whole, with their self destructive nature, with their delicious souls, with their dreams that scream out to the ones outside of Reality who could, possibly, kill me. All of it was so that one day reality would no longer be able to sustain itself, and be completely destroyed.”
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“You made Sin-Fin eat the apple. You were the serpent” You note.

“You don’t listen. I was the serpent. I was the tree. I was the fruit. I am her!” He points at the sad-fin.

“But I… loved you so… and I thought… I just want to be happy…” She objects.

“And I want to be dead, but so long as this reality exists I am not. See our dilemma?” He sighs.

“So you are just going to turn off the lights, and take all of your toys home? Make everyone else unhappy?” You ask.

“There isn’t anyone else, you fat sack of shit!” He shouts. He yelled at you. D: “Until a little while ago there was only me! I am the only thing that was bloody real! In all of infinity I. Am. Alone.” He explains.

“Did you use an emoticon?” You ask.

“What? Who used an emoticon?” He demands. Yeah, I’m trendy now.

“Very trendy. So, you said was.” You point out and he sighs.

“You and Lucifer ate of something outside. It fills and dominates you. When I die you two will probably continue.” He explains.

“So Lucifer coming here will do what?” You ask.

“Show the Time Devourer the biggest chunk of rotten existence.” He answers. “Not like it needed any help. The thing would get to the rest of me eventually.”

That—hold on, wubba now?

[] Write in

Also, yes. You can add this as one of Risa's suicides if you like.

>>39980762
so if we made out with him, we'd make out with everything in existence?

do it

>>39980762
Couldn't you just make more of yourself? Yourselves? Your thingies, you? I mean you're omnipotent couldn't you make more you who then aren't quite you and just do stuff with each other? Suicide seem monumentally silly when you can fix the root problem with some effort and creative crazy.

>>39980762
OI! I FUCK ALL THIS! How do I make everything real?

>>39980762
"Is there a way either Lucifer or myself can eat you, destroying your identity which seems to be what you want, while not resulting in the destruction of your creation? Failing that, can one of us create a new universe while preserving beings from this universal instance without your consciousness being dragged alongside them?

Why not just fucking find some of the weaker Old Ones and make friends with them and invite them to stay here, you daft git? I mean THEY'RE not you so why wouldn't you want to try hanging with them? Also are the Asgardians you as well or are they a loophole?"

>>39980762
"Wait, you're omnipotent, how can you not hear the voice in my head?" Maybe monologue can jump in God's head, make him chill out?

>>39980762

>[X] If you are omnipotent then how could you be limited to being all powerful in reality again? This makes no sense.

>>39980762
Well, we tried suicide. IT WAS AWESOME! But murdering is . . . okay, that was fun too.

But you made Sin Fin sad and that we can't forgive! We might not be a good role model, but we're a good friend for a certain value of good well at least we mean well.

Besides, Time Devourer can't eat you if I get you first, right? I have something from outside in me, so I should be able to do that and then you can be dead and come back as a rhyming cat, but not because that's my thing. A robot raccoon with clever little hands.

Also, how does the Werewolves thing work because my Wolfu needs me to know but won't tell me.

Welp. Why don't we just take our toys and go to our home?

We've got a reality.

>>39980762
"Have you tried just chilling out? Like spend a lot more time with Belphegor?"

>>39980969
>Risa and Jager/Sinfin/others in a old one hellscape when?

>>39980969
needs more time to cook IIRC

>>39980762
"So wait does Lucifer know all of this and is just being a good son? Are the other Fallen similarly deceived?"

>>39980762
"So hey, does that mean if Sin-Fin used Remember on you, you'd suffer every bit of pain ever inflicted in the history of the universe?"

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>>39980762
How are we supposed to come up with something God hasn't thought of? Just think with our stomach, maybe have Plant help us out?

>>39980969
Unfortunately are pocket dimension is like a sub-bubble, it doesn't truly exist as a universe of its own. But maybe eating God would change that?

>>39981084

Because Risa is so phenomenally stupid that her thought process can work in ways God can't conceive of. Something, something, power of the fans, something. Kind of meh on all that, honestly, though someone raises a good point that God is apparently unaware of Monologue.

>>39981138
>Unfortunately are pocket dimension is like a sub-bubble

If we could jam it full of old one juice though it might work out.

>>39980762

> "Well, you seem to at least not be aware of something in the universe. Apparently not very all knowing. If we figure out how that goes without you noticing it, we can probably figure out a trend. Alternately, just ask the You Know Who."

Get Monologue and Inventory to mug him for his powers.

>>39980935
Monologue has been able to infect Jager, Sin-Fin, and Ryoko in the past, Caede as well I think.

We clearly just need to nuzzle God with our forehead and see if Monologue jumps. Maybe he'll make a friend.

>>39980762
"So wait... if everything is you, then free will really isn't a thing and you just have the angels say that as an excuse?"

>>39981204
>A being that is all powerful in reality
>Letting Monologue jump into it's brain.

This can only end well.

>>39981204
Actually yes, I like this idea. Either way the universe is gonna die.

>>39981204

It's interesting in that it's effectively trying to give narrative control of the universe to Azure/Monologue so that he can fix everything. That said, I'm fine with this plan, even knowing it will end horribly when the great tweest is revealed

>>39981244
And then the universe was a butt.

>>39981266
Eh, I mean eating him is our first goal, escape second, Monologue is last resort? I don't know. Just... fuck it. Fuck all of this.

>>39981281
Don't you mean then the butt was a universe?

>>39980762
Okay, lets fucking do this. Time for God to get a friend inside his head.

>>39981415
>>39980762

I'll second this.

>>39981266
>the great tweest
Do you actually know anything? If so spill it please. Because if God is any indication, you won't be missing much. Is it Monologue being the Time Devourer the whole time?

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“Couldn’t you try and make more of you that aren’t you?” You ask.

“Yes, but then they are me anyway. I am the only existence in the whole of creation. I made other lives, but I always knew they were still me.” He says.

“Well, anyway Lucifer or I could eat you?” You wonder.

“The Time Devourer already has dibs, besides even if you eat this form it will not destroy me. I am in every rock, every tree, every angel, every human.” He replies.

“Well, anyway that Lucifer or I could make a new universe? Maybe drag the consciousness of the others left along with us without the, well, youness?” You ask.

“If you had enough power, certainly. The energy you would require is inside of the time devourer. Kill and absorb it and you will be golden. Granted at that point it might require both of you pulling for it, since your energy is shared, but it is absolutely possible” He answers. “Otherwise you won’t have enough juice, and even if you do make it… well, the serious errors would have to be removed, particularly the cascade errors, otherwise it will just cause a collapse.” He says. Hold on, isn’t the primary cascade error—

“So you are saying I can save everyone!” You point out. Hold on Risa, this is important. I don’t think— “Quiet monologue, I am being victorious!” You object. Okay, if you say so. We can talk later. “So the Norse are also you?”

“Yes.” He says.

“So couldn’t I just jump in my reality bubble?” You wonder.

“You mean your bubble that is clinging to this reality? I don’t think you need me to finish this thought, but in case you do no. It will be gobbled up too.” He explains.

“So that’s it? TD comes here, eats you, everyone else dies?” Caede asks.

“I imagine they will sustain form for a short while, at least. Like crumbs you have to lick off of the plate.” He says.

“So is Lucifer just being a dutiful son?” You wonder.
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>>39981455
>Monologue being neither humorous nor sinister
>worry

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“Something similar. It doesn’t particularly matter anymore, now does it?” He asks.

“That isn’t fair!” Jager objects. “Say what you want about people, but you just can’t act like—“

“See, this is my self loathing manifesting. It’s pretty subtle, isn’t it? It’s like your action figures calling you a prick when you are little.” He sighs, then ignores Jager because, to him, she isn’t actually people.

“Hold up. Monologue, why didn’t he hear you?” You ask.

I would love to answer that question, but there is a distraction over there. The door to the apartment suddenly blasts open. Beautiful, terrible light floods the room. A figure, bathes in it and writing darkness from the Other Place steps in. Vines of eyes grow where he steps, and he gives a calm, almost amused smile. “Hello, Dad.” He offers, to with the boring man sighs.

“Reality was a mistake. Just like anime.” He mumbles. Ha ha, I get it.

“Oh, and Risa. I see you made it here first. Did you have a pleasing chat?” He wonders.

“No.” You frown.

“Ah. Well, that does tend to happen.” He notes.

“You knew he was trying to off himself?” You wonder.

“Yes.” He answers, and smiles calmly, the sight of it like your teeth getting chewed through my some sort of teeth chewing termite.

“Well… well that’s just bollocks, it is!” You say with a huff.

“Why?” Lucy asks.

“Because—“ before you can say anything you hear a crunching sound. You look at the far window and see cracks forming around it.

“Our time is almost up.” The G man notes.

The others, save you and Lucifer take a step back from the broken wall.

Last words?

[] Write in
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>>39981512
"What would the Doctor do?"

>>39981512

> "Oh. Just bloody well get on with it, ya great knob!"

>>39981512
"You are a bummer"

>>39981512
Transfer Monologue, Suicide the against the TD. Fuck it all.

BANZAI!

>>39981531
Live your unlife by those words. They will serve you well in the coming threads

>>39981512
"I'm hungry."

>>39981531
As good as anything else.

>>39981512
>Transfer Monologue to G-man
"Hey G-man, I gots a buddy that you would like to meet."

>>39981601
>>39981579
Nah, it's too late for God, and I think Monologue has FINALLY started to be useful.

>>39981592

Wait, you mean we can't just finish this tonight?

>>39981635
well of course. There's TD waiting.

>>39981512
>"Lucy. We may want to kill a time devourer after this."

>>39981625

What Monologue is trying to say is that a stable reality cannot have Risa in it, because she is the primary cascade error of the omniverse. I'm not sure if that's helpful or just takes the wind out of my sails, but that's probably what we're looking at.

>>39981635
Unlikely. I foresee 3ish threads until the proper end maybe? 3-5 depending on how hard you wreck things. Then there will be an epilogue at the end of ends, so that's a thing.

>>39981682

Not sure your one-a-week schedule is going to cut that before you're off.

>>39981666
Most likely. That or Jager or someone close.

Though even in that case it's not like Risa needs the reality to be totally stable. Just not exploding into smoke unstable.

>>39981666
Well yeah, there are no happy endings for someone as consistently awful as Risa.

>>39981601
>>39981579
I don't think it would have worked.

>>39981721
>Well yeah, there are no happy endings for someone as consistently awful as Risa.

You know given she has old one in her. Couldn't she just jump outside? Maybe use her divine self to send in something like shards of her personality.

>>39981666
So in order to correct the error and stop any more ripples from happening and save teh omniverse, Risa will have to play a game of OPERATION: PLOT ROCK EDITION with Monologue, Lucy, and much of the party. Rearrange her god-parts, fix her arousal and sex drive, and kill TD.

>>39981721

Best to leave complicated plans or aspirations on the cutting room floor. They don't do any good. As for horrible ends for horrible Risa's, maybe a lack of expectations or at least speculations is the key.

>>39981592
But... I never watched that show?

>>39981512
MERGE OUR FATEBREAKER AND OLD ONE PARTS. TURN OFF OUR GRACE. TURN OFF LUCYS GRACE. TURN OFF GODS GRACE. EAT LUCY. EAT GOD.

EAT THE TIME BREAKER.

>>39981802

Listen, God is the collective entirety of the cosmos as we know it. To eat God and gain a tangible benefit, we would actually have to eat everything that makes up God, which is all of existence. As for eating Lucy, Lucy wears the pants in this relationship, and is probably the only one equipped to hold a candle to the TD. We shouldn't have a dog in this fight period granted the power gap, but if we're being shoved into it anyway, we shouldn't waste all of our resources trying to gimp him.

>>39981531
This seems most dignified.

>>39981531
6 and 9 would probably kill him
7 would engineer his death
3 would punch him
4 would offer a jelly baby

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“What would The Doctor do?” You ask. You have a sonic screwdriver? “I’d like to drive Jager’s screws if you know what I mean.”

Jager looks at you terrified, confused, and very red. “Wha—hold on what? What are you saying now, I—“ Yeah, that chick could use another dresser. I’d assemble her a dresser, and a bookshelf.

“All night long.” You agree. We are so on the same page here, fantastic.

“Well, hope this is what you want.” You say to the G man.

“Yes. Oh, and good luck with the whole end of the universe thing. Sure it will work out one way or the other.” He explains.

“You are a terrible deity, and I am so glad I worship a figment of my imagination.” You note as the wall is destroyed and a great sucking force pulls G dude through reality into a crushing infinity of blackness beyond blackness.

The room follows quickly, and you tumble through darkness with your group of compatriots. Finally you land on a glowing platform that smells like Luci, then stand up. You brush yourself off, then look over at your mates. “You lot fine?”

“They are fine.” Akira answers, walking over to you with his third eye totally open, the madness of The Other Place oozing from the hole in his head. He smiles gently at you, then you hear a thump behind you and turn to see Asmodeus in her Jim Jams.

“Azzy?” you wonder.

“Belphegor pushed me.” She says. “He’s never pushed me before.”
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“Is he with you?” You wonder.

She awkwardly gets up, trying to avoid her bum leg, then shakes her head. “He said following was too much of a pain in the ass, so he sort of curled up and continued being as he normally is. Still he’s never pushed me before. I wonder if it’s my fault, supporting his NEET lifestyle as I did.” She looks at you seriously. “He is the sort of person who could really do it if he tried!”

“Ha ha ha. I like her.” You note pointing at her. “Hey Akira, you don’t look as creepy. What gives?”

“I wonder if more of me exists in this nowhere place?” He wonders. “Well, I suppose it doesn’t matter too much.”

“Prophet.” Lucifer says.

“Daddy’s boy.” He smiles, his third eye laughing and you see Lucy twitch a little. Back to creepy.

“So what you doing here then mate?” You wonder.

“Killing time.” He says and waves his arm and suddenly you see the night sky. “Until the end of time.”

You look up. The twinkling points of light in the darkness shimmer and fill you with a relaxed sense of belonging for a moment, then you see something odd. One by one, the stars start to go out. Firs one here, that makes you think it is just a trick, then three more, then twenty more, then you lose sight of Andromeda. “That’s disconcerting.”
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“A bit.” He agrees.

“So, what’s the deal then? Going to creep on us until Big Bad Time D comes here?” You know what the D is for. “Yeah, I am so aware!”

“I am here to… well, hope for the best.” He explains. “While I may not be all here, I do have my own wants and desires. Or maybe I don’t, but still. Best I can offer is that I hope things turn out well.”

You see something shimmer in the blackness above and Jager grabs her gun. “And hope that you and yours are able to find the happy ending you so desperately want.”

Akira is gone, and suddenly the sky is filled with coiling masses of flesh, meat, tissue and bone. It looks like a whole universe of hungering flesh, only kept back by Lucifer’s platform. “Risa?! What the fuck is that?!” Jager shouts.

Oh sure, NOW they can see it.

Hollow Quest Redux 129 End.

Okay, let’s stop it here. Around for questions concerns, comments, accusations, etc for a bit as per normal. May get me some dinner soon, but I will be back so don’t think I just ran away to make strange sounds at my cat!
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>>39982071
Can . . . can Akira read our posts, since he's outside time/the universe/all that shit?

>>39982094
Likely. He is a creeper that way

>>39982071

Seems like if you want to finish this, you'll at least have to do your previously normal schtick of running to ungodly hours of the morning. Still, I do like sleep.

>>39982071
"oh that's Tim. Tim E. Devourer. He's a dick"

thanks for running.

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>>39982071
Should we have tried to interrupt Jesus's workout routine? Maybe his gains would have been enough to help us out, but honestly he's so gross.

>>39982071

So why wasn't anyone around when we blasted down heaven's door? Seemed sort of odd upjumping the guns and blowing them all out when it felt like we otherwise would have had all the time in the world to just plink at them with the normal big guns.

>>39982071
Thanks for running, so why DIDN'T God rent out his reality marble to all the old ones? Are they too incomprehensible even to him?

>>39982071
Why does the Time Devourer and the Soul King seem to made of organic matter if they exist outside God's domain?

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>>39982109
We will see! I end up where I end up!
>>39982113
Thank you for playing!
>>39982151
No, just no. He is too buff.
>>39982176
They sort of had a big bang to deal with.
>>39982178
Thanks for playing. They are impossible to understand generally.

>>39982071
Can we say we like what you've done with the quest, and also that I hope we can protect Jager's smile.

And Ryokos. And gertrude.

And your smile.

We want to protect your smile.

>>39982238
>They are impossible to understand generally.
Even to each other?

>>39982238
how is Jesus' cardio?

>>39982237
It is the best way to understand them.
>>39982250
Thank you very much! I hope smiles are protected!

>>39982071
Jager starting to get why Risa's nuts yet?

>>39982105
Motherfucker. We're going to have to spoiler our plans. Or make a shit ton of half-assed insane ones and hope for good rolls. Gee, which will we do?

>>39982271
Thanks you for playing, BTW. It's pretty awesome. I would rather wait to have you finish this with a bang than rush you to do so and have it limp along.

>>39982176

Yeah, that scene was weird to me. There was a lot of emphasis on the orb being a dumb idea, then very little emphasis on how blowing it up (along with the most valuable parts of the ship) was in any way a good idea. Just seemed like we cut out what otherwise should have been an exciting airship battle with lasers.

I get what Azure means by it actually being some form of win, in that no one took any actual damage or spent any resources getting through. Still, it kind of left me wondering if that wasn't something we should have done at all.

>>39982341

Clearly, we must handle this Infinite Crisis style, and recruit all the Risas and Schrodingers to fight this menace.

>>39982271
Hope you have a good weekend. So are you done with finals yet?

>>39982238

Thanks for running, AE. I've had fun despite the ups and downs. Although I guess I kinda hoped that it'd be a more typical get powerful and then interact with characters type thing rather than a whole existential thingy. It's exciting thougH.

>>39982238
So did we accidentally get Ryoko killed by not having her with us?

>>39982514
Best scrub is dead scrub.

>>39982514

Depends if Odin and/or Thor had some kinda weird contingency plan in place.

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>>39982264
You try hauling that cross up the hill and down.
>>39982301
No one really "gets" it.
>>39982371
I think it was slowly dying in a not good way. I think this will at least be pretty satisfying one way or the other.
>>39982376
There was a chance for you to do airship battle stuff, yeah.
>>39982416
Totally and completely. All a's. You have a good weekend too.
>>39982460
Thank you for playing! I had god doing suicide idea for a while, and it seemed to fit a lot of the stuff so I went with it. I have had fun too.
>>39982514
She'll get better

>>39982726
how much alcohol will Ryoko need to cope?

>>39982726
>Totally and completely. All a's. You have a good weekend too.
Brains, gains, crippling alcoholism, what DON"T you have?

>>39982804
All of it. Drunk from Risa
>>39982808
Ha ha, that is kind. There is a great many things I lack!

>>39982852
>many things I lack!
a good tasting low calorie soft drink?
a presidential candidate you believe in?

>>39982911
Both of those things are stuff I lack. Though I don't really drink soda anymore!

>>39982852
Will we ever get to see another session of omake Risa dicking around with Aizen and the canon crew?

>>39982934
I am not sure!

>>39982985
Are you a cat we can pet and offer canned tuna?

What would you say aloud to us if you were a cat?

>>39982985
Byakuya and Risa would have a beautiful wedding ceremony

who would catch the bouquet? Orihime would probably fight hard as fuck for it

>>39983025
I am not a cat! Were I a cat I would say nothing, for cats keep to themselves!
>>39983028
Yeah, they would.

Yeah, Ori probably would win it

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>>39983025
but AE has a cat

cat on cat slavery?

but there is a test for such things..

AE, how does the picture make you feel?

>>39983052
Yeah, Ori probably would win it

Oh yanderehime.

>>39983069
Fine. I am not against ferns as a whole, just individuals ferns.

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>>39983069
>>39983052
Rather, how do you feel about these shotglasses.

>>39983081
hmm... as I suspected. clearly not a cat. lolae

someone should probably archive the thread

probably

>>39983095
What is this, a shotglass for ants? It needs to be at least... three times bigger than this.

>>39982985
Does this mean that Yoruichi won't be reunited with her two mommies? How cruel, AE!

>>39983123
>Jager gets dragged into Risa's daydream

I didn't know that I wanted that

>>39983144
Poor Jager.

>>39983165
She'd fine.

at the point Risa came in, Jager could take Ichigo

>>39983123
>>39983144
Forever she will be on the wrong side of the tracks because of no parents! Just like batman!

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>>39983332
Yoruichi would wear the batsuit better

>>39983332
Wait. If Yoruichi is Batman, does that make Ulquiorra Catwoman?

>>39983427
Ulquiorra was a prostitute?

don't tell the fangirls

>>39983478
Did you see how much makeup he had on?

>>39983493
I thought he was in a Marilyn Manson coverband!

>>39983521
Also prostitutes when you get right down to it

>>39983535
was Grimmjow a stripper?

>>39983623
Yes. All of them were strippers

>>39983646
even Bawabawa?

>>39983750
ESPECIALLY Bawabawa.

>>39983750
Especially Bawabawa

>>39983770
>>39983771
What was his stage name?

>>39983831
Wiggly Worm