Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40070571

>>40070571
>>40070655
So begins the adventures of Garth Tiller!

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>>40070655
>Nice natural 20

Today is a good day: another day to prove that you are the best at what you do. You're appointed a section of land to till by your lord. And damn, do you till that patch of land! You till the living fuck out of it. Then you till the patch of land that was appointed to your neighbor, and the day is only half done! With so little left to do, you sit on a nearby fence and ponder if there's more to life than tilling. Nah, can't be... right?

As if to answer your thoughts, a noble knight rides by on his steed. "I bid you a good day, unwashed peasant! I was sent on a quest by my noble liege to retrieve his youngest daughter from the clutches of a vile dragon. I may require assistance in non-combat related affairs. What say you, will you join me on this most noble adventure? If you perform your duties well, I will reward you with a gold piece!"

>Noblman swerve!
>Does it involve tilling? I'm pretty good at tilling
>Wait, a WHOLE gold piece?! I'm in!
>I'd love to, but I cannot abandon my lord
>Write-in

>>40070773
>Does it involve tilling? I'm pretty good at tilling

>>40070773
>Does it involve tilling? I'm pretty good at tilling

>>40070796
>>40070836
My quests start out pretty slow quite often, I see. Maybe I should start my quests an hour later next time?

This knight in shining armor makes an interesting proposal, and a gold piece is nothing to sneeze at for a peasant like yourself. However, you want to make sure that whatever he needs you for is something you're good at and something you enjoy. "Does it involve tilling? I'm pretty good and tilling! I pretty much till night and day!"

"No, it doesn't in-" the knight cuts his own thoughts short. He strokes his chin for a moment and overthinks the matter. "Yes... yes, it does involve tilling. We will travel the land until we reach the dragons lair, we will pass through lands infested by monsters and roads preyed upon by bandits. Slaying these foul creaturs will be a sort of 'tilling' of the land, so it can become useful to our lords devoted subjects once more. What say you?"

>Tilling the kingdom, I can do that!
>Nope, not enough tilling
>Sounds dangerous, make it two gold pieces and I'll consider it
>Noblman swerve!
>Write-in

>>40071023
>Tilling the kingdom, I can do that!

>>40071023
>Sounds dangerous, make it two gold pieces and I'll consider it
So begins the adventures of Garth Tillerstein!

>>40071053
Second

>>40071053

Third.

>Tilling the kingdom, I can do that!

>>40071053
>>40071067
>>40071148
>>40071175
Till the land at half price

>>40071061
Till the land at full price

>>40071190
I'll do as you bid m'lord.
Let me grab my things and leave a note, can't till without a hoe.

>>40071190
full price.

>>40071190
Can we bring our ho with us?

>>40071190
Mayhaps the good sir knight would be so kind as to provide our person equipment with which to till? 'Twould be a shame were we unable to satisfactorily till for want of satisfactory accouterments.

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The kingdom is pretty big, far bigger than your lords lands and estates. Only such a massive field poses a true challenge to Garth, the greatest tiller of them all. "Tilling the kingdom, I can do that. Sure, let's get to work!" you shout with great enthousiasm.

In reply, the knight tosses a large bag at you, one you can barely catch in time. The hilts of numerous swords are sticking out of the bag. Around each hilt, there's a piece of string with a piece of paper attached to it, each paper having a number written on it. "Being a knight is a complex career. You will give me the sword I need whenever I ask you for it. Also you will feed my horse, clean his horseshoes, groom him, provide food for myself, polish my armor, clean my weapons, set up camp, gather firewood, cook all of my meals, break off camp and generally do everything that might distract me from being charming and heroic. Got that? Good, now let's move out!" And so begins the adventure of Garth and his new lord, Sir Charles the Brave.

The two have barely left the fields and the small village Garth called home before they're beset by a band of robbers. "Six bandits, out for blood... and cash presumably" mumbles sir Charles. He sticks a finger in his mouth and holds it up high. "Yes... there's a light breeze coming in from the east.... peasant! Hand me the number 9!".

You hand sir Charles the number 9 sword and watch him charge bravely into battle, cutting down one bandit and engaging in combat with another. However, two bandits move past him and charge at you, swords raised. "Defend yourself!" shouts sir Charles. "Just don't touch my swords! They're not cheap!"

>Run away
>Ignore Charles, use a sword
>Use a ho
>Write-in

>>40071238
Yes

>>40071258
>Charles
>Kind

>>40071319
>Write-in
good thing we brought our hoe with us. this ground will be fertilized with the blood of bandits. good for crops you see.

>>40071319
>Use a ho
TIME TO GET A TILLIN'

>>40071319
...how did we read?
>Use a ho

>>40071319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBn1_fyBus0

>>40071319
>Use a ho

>>40071319
>>Use a ho

>>40071357
The ho told us of course.

>>40071342
>>40071352
>>40071357
>>40071378
>>40071401
Gud seson 4 tilling

>>40071373
Battle theme

>>40071357
It's only been numerals so far.

Do farmers have to do basic accounting for the shit they farm?

>>40071319
Use a ho, and ho the head of the first unlucky sod we can find.

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Confronted with experienced and vicious bandits, with at least 14 swords within arms reach but no permission to use them. What a terrible predicament! However, you're not entirely defenseless. You took your favorite tool, a hoe that helped you till many a field.

You raise up your hoe and assume what you imagine would be an offensive stance. You run towards your assailants and shout the most intimidating battle cry you can think of: "This ground will be fertilized with the blood of bandits! TIME TO GET A TILLIN'!"

Roll d20

>>40071357
Let's assume the farmer can read numbers despite being illiterate.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40071459

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40071459

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40071459

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40071459
That's a pretty weak shit battle cry yo

>>40071459
"dice+1D20"

>>40071459
>IT'S A HO DOWN THROW DOWN!

>>40071496
Lol, dude how new ARE you?

>>40071476
>>40071478
>>40071483
Seems we Tilled those bandits to hell.

>>40071459
>"Be warned, this hoe's a gold digger!"

>>40071505
Well I've been here for like 4 months, but this is my first quest thread i've joined

>>40071526
And the LAST

>>40071555
Don't be a dick to new folks, anon. You'll never get laid with that kind of behavior, fufufu.

>>40071488
It's Garth's first battle, give him a break

>>40071476
>>40071478
>>40071483
You manage to hit one bandit against the head. If it weren't for his leather helmet, the blow would've surely killed him. Nonetheless it's a blow that disorients him enough to hook your hoe around one of his legs and trip him. "It's a ho down throw down!". The other bandit attacks you with his axe, but you barely manage to block his blows with the shaft of your weapon. Then you counteract by hitting him in the face with your hoe, knocking him back, and then driving your hoe into his chest full force. It barely manages to penetrate the bandits leather armor, causing a small cut and sending him sprawling to the ground. You're about to finish him when Sir Charles comes in to steal your kills, finishing the job himself. It seems he has already finished the four other bandits.

"Good job!" proclaims your knight. You light up and open your mouth to speak words of gratitude, but the knights shoots you down with a glare. "I wasn't talking to you, peasant! Go ahead and search their pockets for anything valuables."

You gather the weapons the bandits have dropped and search their pockets and pouches for coins and other valuables. There is however one valuable that stands out: a golden amulet. It has a strange inscription you cannot read, but then again you can't read anything other than numbers.

>Give everything to your knight
>Pocket the amulet, hand him the rest
>Write-in

>>40071526
Sorry that I had to be your first. I'm relatively new to running quests myself.

>>40071615

"Here, take this obviously cursed amulet!"

Don't take no for an answer.

>>40071615
>Give everything to your knight

>>40071615
Pocket the amulet. Give him the rest.

>>40071615
>Pocket the amulet, hand him the rest
He never said anything about giving him mysterious amulets.
For that matter, did me mean for us to do things that would distract him from being charming and heroic, or to do things that would OTHERWISE distract him from being charming and heroic?

>>40071615
Keep the amulet for yourself. You can sell it later to buy a diamond hoe and do more tilling

>>40071615
Keep the golden amulet as insurance.
If he pays us at the end of this, we'll give it to him, but if he dies of doesn't pay us we can keep this as collateral.

Also mention "I should sharpen my ho, it's fine for dirt, people are tougher it seems"

>>40071615
>Give everything to your knight
the fuck is a distinguished pleb like garth going to do with a amulet with scribbles on it?

>>40071615
>Pocket the amulet, hand him the rest
PRECIOUSSS

>>40071615
Pocket the amulet and use it to get your self a bradiche. The hoe for people.

>>40071676
this

>>40070571
For your information, there's already a quest called "Peasant Quest" so I advise archiving this with just that title/tag if you will at all, and instead putting in something else as well like "Peasant Garth Quest" or something.

>>40071636
Here, take this obviously cursed amulet, my good lord! May it bring you misfortune for generations to come! Oh no no no, I insist!

>>40071653
>>40071683
Be a good peasant

>>40071659
>>40071662
>>40071674
>>40071676
>>40071688
>>40071701
>>40071714
He said "anything valuables", that's technically a grammatical mistake. This automatically means amulets are excluded!

>>40071721
There is? Good idea, I'll make sure to do that when archiving.

>>40071615
Keep the amulet and hand him the rest

>>40071721
No better yet. '' Till thy kingdom come''

>>40071721
Tiller Quest?

>>40071752
Tilling Season Quest

>>40071752
>Go ahead and search their pockets for anything valuables.
He never said nothin' 'bout givin' 'em to 'im.

>>40071752
>He said "anything valuables", that's technically a grammatical mistake.
How the heck do we know about grammer?

You have no idea what the amulet is or what the text on it means, but what you do know is that it looks very valuable. You quickly pocket it before your lord notices it. You consider it ensurance: no matter what happens, you can always sell it and buy yourself a weapon. Or a better hoe. Or crops, lots and lots of crops. Your mind wanders off as you start thinking about how many crops you could buy with all that money.

"Did you fall asleep, peasant!? Hurry up and hand me the goods!" You quickly snap out of your fantasies and hand everything except the amulet to your lord: coins, a few small trinket and some swords. Sir Charles investigates the swords. He shoves all of them in a saddlebag except for one. He ties a string around that one with a slip of paper with the number 16 attached to it. "This is a good sword, put it with the rest. Now, let's get going!"

You continue on your way, with your lords swordbag on your back and your hoe slung over your shoulder. You keep walking for hours in complete silence, and you can feel it in your feet. You want to sit down.

>Sir, can we pause?
>Sir, can I get a horse?
>Sir, can I get a better weapon?
>Write-in

>>40071764
Oh, I like Tiller Quest!

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>>40071834
>>40071764
>>40071773

>Serial Tiller Quest

>>40071834
>Sir, can I get a better weapon?

>>40071834
>>Sir, can I get a horse?

Also you misspelled Insurance.

>>40071834
>Sir, can I get a horse?

>>40071834

A good farmer has the stamina of 12 horses.

Keep walking and imagine tilling to pass the time.

Just waiting for his Nemesis, Itchy the Tiller, to appear.

>>40071834
>Sir, I believe there's a stream ahead. (Roll 1d20 for stream's existence)

>>40071834
What should I know about my new master, m'lord?

>>40071882
seconding. only filthy non tillers need animals to move around.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>40071867
A hoe isn't a weapon, give me something useful!

>>40071874
>>40071875
Get me a horse!
Also, I did misspell it! That'll teach me not to proofread!

>>40071882
>>40071953
Noblman swerve, I kno how sensitiv ur noblman feet are lmao

>>40071891
Await the introduction of your nemesis

>>40071904
Summon a stream into existence

>>40071906
Tell me something about yourself, m'lord!

1- Mount
2- Do you even till?

Your feet ache from the long march. You envy your lord for just a moment, as he sits atop his noble steed and casually rides ahead of you. For just a moment, you wish you had a steed of your own, one that could carry you wherever you wished to go. Then you realize you're better than some self-absorbed nobleman with sensitive feet, you're a tiller! A good farmer has the stamina of 12 horses, if not more! You soldier on, distracting yourself with thoughts of tilling. Sweet, delicious tilling!

Dusk begins to settle in as you and your lord come across a shallow stream. You guide your lords horse through the stream, resulting in wet and cold pants. On the other side, your lord dismounts and starts doffing his armor. "Alright, that's enough for today! We're setting up camp here." Sir Charles the Brave turns around to face you with a smug grin. "That means YOU're setting up camp here. Go on, get to it! I'm busy."

>Look for firewood and berries to pick
>Look for firewood and hunt something to eat
>Look for firewood, fish in the shallow stream
>Write-in

>Look for firewood and berries to pick

>>40072087
>Look for firewood and berries to pick

>>40072087
First option. Get a few laxative berries for charlie, though.

>>40072087
>>Look for firewood, fish in the shallow stream

>>40072087
>Look for firewood and Land To Till for Delicious Crops

>>40072087
>Look for firewood, fish in the shallow stream
spearfishing is fun.

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>>40072087
Phish

>>40072087

>Look for firewood, fish in the shallow stream

Let's till us some fish!

>>40072087
>Look for firewood and berries to pick
We could give Sir Charles the Brave some poisonberries and take all his shit.

>>40072105
This, kyehehe...

>>40072177
No. Wait till we find some honey and let him wolf it all down (eating too much honey has a heavy toxic but not deadly effect and can give either constipation-he'll shit bricks or diarrhea for funny times).

>>40072099
>>40072104
>>40072105
>>40072177
>>40072196
Berrypicker as fuck

>>40072122
>>40072131
>>40072153
>>40072172
Till some fish

>>40072130
Plant crops lol who els is gona do ur farming?

Berrypicking it is. Now another vote:
>Laxative berries
>Poisonberries
>Just normal berries

>>40072236
>Just normal berries

>>40072236
>Laxative berries

>>40072236
Laxative for him, normal for us.

>>40072236
>>Just normal berries

>>40072236
>Just normal berries

>>40072236
>Just normal berries for us, laxative for him, that part's important, don't mix them up!

Laxative berries for him and his horse

>>40072272
>>40072256
Ye yeeee, this shit.

>>40072285
Hey, the horse didn't do shit!

>>40072236
>Just normal berries

>>40072236
For him: laxative
For us: normal

>>40072087
>Look for firewood and TILL ALL THE LAND FOR MILES GOTTA KEEP THAT TILLING ARM SWOLE

That means search for tubers to eat, by the way.

>servantfags vying for normal berries
We need to knock the nobleman down a few pegs.

Yes it did cause if you don't till we're not chill

>>40072251
>>40072258
>>40072269
>>40072324
Normal berries

>>40072253
>>40072256
>>40072285
>>40072289
>>40072327
>>40072343
Laxative berries

>>40072335
>>40072346
Just till bro, gotta keep that till arm swole!

>>40072374
We need to TILL BABY TILL, today is no rest day. We need to keep up our GAINZ.

>>40072407
>by the end of the quest the MC is a 20 STR 20 CON 10 DEX 8 INT 10 WIS 10 CHA Farmer. Prestige class Tiller.

This adventure didn't turn out the way you expected. Sure, you got to till some bandits, that was kinda cool. However, sir Charles is a massive dick. He bosses you around and treats you like you're barely even human. You need to knock him down a peg, and now's the right time. Using your peasant skills, you can tell the difference between edible berries and a poisenous kind that works as a laxative. The difference is so subtle, a nobleman wouldn't even notice it.

When you've gathered enough berries and firewood, you return to the campsite to find sir Charles out of his armor and taking a nap. You divide the berries between the two of you: normal ones for yourself and laxative ones for sir Charles. After that you quickly set up the tent and awaken sir Charles.

"Dinner's ready? Took you long enough!" he complains. He sits up and looks at the modest meal in front of him. "Berries? Couldn't you hunt me some rabbits or something? Lazy peasant!".

You carefully watch your master eat his berries as you eat your own. He finishes his entire portion without any problems and lies down once again to rest. You start a campfire but still keep an eye on your master. Suddenly you see him jump up, clutch his stomach and run deeper into the woods. It looks like the berries did their job.

>Wait until your master returns, feign ignorance
>Leave while he's gone
>Leave while he's gone and steal his stuff
>Write-in

>>40072497
>Leave while he's gone and steal his stuff
Leave the swords though, our hoe's better.

>>40072497
>>Write-in
>Feed the horse some laxative as well.

>>40072497
Wait for his return. Claim that an beautiful shimmering woman gave you the berries, and said that they would feed only those who are pure and clean of sin.

>>40072497
>>Leave while he's gone
>>Only steal an axe or spear if you can.
No way for a peasant to explain how he got a sword.

>>40072531


this >>40072538

>>40072531
>Leave while he's gone and steal his stuff
Steal his swords too. We don't want an angry knight chasing us with 16 swords at hand.

>>40072538
Make him believe we are till jesus!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>40072533
>>40072555
>>40072574
Leave and steal

>>40072538
>>40072556
>>40072624
Tell him lies

1 - Theft
2 - Deception

You sit by the campfire and eagerly listen to the results of your work. From within the forest you can hear cries of agony, the cursing of all known gods and even a few swears you didn't know existed. You can't help but silently chuckle.

Much later, perhaps an hour later, sir Charles stumbles out of the forest and towards the stream to wash his hands and mouth. After that he hobbles back to the campfire and lies down on his side, curling up and clutching his painful stomach. If looks could kill, every single tiller in history would've dropped dead.

"You insolent knave! You unworthy peasant! You godsforsaken plebeian! What did you do to my berries!" he roars with as much force as his sickened body can muster.

You just smile and shrug. "It's not my fault, milord! In the forest I encountered a beautiful, shimmering woman who called herself the spirit of the woodlands. She gave me some berries and said it would feed only those who are pure and clean of sin!"

The knight seethes with anger. He gets up and stomps towards you, ready to punch your face in, but then collapses and clutches his stomach once more. "You son of a whore! I expelled those accursed berries of yours! From both sides!" You turn away from your lord, trying as hard as you can to prevent yourself from laughing.

Growling and grumbling, sir Charles the Brave crawls back to his tent. "You're sleeping outside, bastard!" Sleeping outside is a small price to pay fro the entertainment he provided you with.

>Go to sleep
>Steal his stuff and leave
>Leave without stealing anything
>Write-in

>>40072813
Go to sleep, but not before gazing at the amulet under the starlight. We shall wear it in secret, under our shirt.

>>40072813
>Write-in
Wait until he's asleep then set a fire all around and crawling towards his tent.

>>40072861
This

>>40072813
>Go to sleep, bitch

Till that insolent knaves head in.

>>40072861
Ye this.

>>40072813
>>Leave without stealing anything
Make him believe that the spirit of the forest took us!
Set the fire in a circle around his tent!

He shall know to respect the tiller!

>>40072921
>>40072862
Dudes, he paid us 1 gold already, and we got our revengeberries.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>40072861
>>40072879
>>40072881
Sleep

>>40072862
>>40072921
>>40072891
FIRE! MURDER! DEATH! TILLING!

>>40072921
Leave peacefully

1 - Close your eyes and till some sheep
2 - Till the fuck out of sir Charles

2

Once your master is inside of his tent, you pull the amulet out of your pocket and admire it in the moonlight. It's a plain, gold amulet with no real pattern on it, other than the text that's engraved on one side of it. You don't know why, but you like it. You decide that you'll wear it secretly, under your shirt. You close your eyes and let the sound of sir Charles agonized moans lead you to your slumber.

That night, you dream of a beautiful noblewoman lying on top of you. "Oh Garth, tell me about tilling!" she moans. She then tears open your shirt and begins licking one of your nipples. "Tilling is soooo interesting!" She moves her way up to the nape of your neck. "Oh Garth! Garth!". Before you know it, she's fully licking your face. Wait... what?

You awaken abruptly to find a large, brown bear licking your face. For now it doesn't appear to be agressive, but that could change at the drop of a hat.

>If you ignore him, maybe he'll go away
>Cry for help from sir Charles
>Wrastle!
>Write-in

>>40073090
>BEAR HUG

>>40073090
Seduce the bear. Pull spare berries out and offer them.

>>40073121
I like this idea, if we have any left.

>>40073090
>If you ignore him, maybe he'll go away

>>40073090
>>Write-in
Give him berries, Bears seem to like those that's where they got their name from.
Befriend and tame the bear as our mount!

>>40073121
supporting for Bear Mount.

>>40073090
>Lead bear to fish.

>>40073121
Seconded.

>>40073121
Seconding.

>>40073117
Let's wrastle

>>40073121
>>40073138
>>40073154
>>40073165
>>40073174
>>40073199
>>40073202
Seduce the bear

>>40073149
Do nothing

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40073240
rolling to seduce

>>40073240
>>40073117 was meant to go towards seduction.

You panic. For now the bear is just innocently licking your face, but he could easily tear off your head if he wanted to. You need to do something, and fast. Get your hoe? No, it's way out of reach. Cry for help? Sir Charles is weakened by diarrhea and even if he weren't, you'd be dead before he got to you. You need to pacify the bear somehow.

You reach into your pocket and grab your last remaining berries. They're the edible kind you had, not the poisenous kind you gave to sir Charles. You slowly raise your hand to present the treat to the bear.

Roll d20 (DC 16)

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40073240
Seducing

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40073272

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40073272

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40073249
shit, lets do this.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40073272

>>40073249
does my roll count?

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>>40073274
Ima druid now

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40073240

That's not a bear it's sir bearington

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40073272
>not the poisenous kind you gave to sir Charles. You slowly raise your hand to present the treat to the bear.

If we had the poisonous kind we'd have bear dung for our fields!!!

>>40073274
>>40073288
>>40073290
>Lucky lucky!

>>40073297
>Yep, it's best of three

The bear stops licking your face for a moment and sniffs your hand, and the berries in it. You're too afraid to even breathe, let alone move. You put all your faith in the leftover berries from last night. Luckily, the bear eagerly laps up the berries. Carefully, you use your free hand to pet the bears head. He seems not to mind it. After having finished the berries, he remains in place and lets you pet him. Assuming everything's safe, you get up and try to sneak away. The bear keeps following you around however, but with no noticable hostile intentions. He seems to have taken a liking to you. It looks like you've gained an unusual new pet.

Not much later, sir Charles stumbles out of his tent. He looks a bit better than last night, but still visibly ill. He groggily stares at the strange bear that follows you around like a dog. "The fuck am I looking at? Is this a fever dream?" he moans. "Peasant, get that beast out of here. We're not taking that fucking bear with us."

>Order your animal companion to attack sir Charles
>Try to reason with sir Charles
>Write-in

>>40073387
>"THE BEAR STAYS, CITY BOY."

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>>40073387
>Try to reason with sir Charles

>>40073301
>>40073406
It's official now.

>>40073387

>Order your animal companion to attack sir Charles

We pokemon nao!
Gotta plow em all!

>>40073387
Brave sir charles, the lady of the forest has seen the berries accept me, and has blessed me with the companionship Of one of her personal entourage! We should not be so hasty to reject such a fine gift, sir!

>>40073423
this.

bears r gud 4 tillin, pull plough and eat berriez. bet u didn no berriz r wed.

>>40073387
>make the bear fuck sir Charles

>>40073387

But I've named him and bounded with him and love like family!

>>40073442
Supporting this now

>>40073387
>Try to reason with sir Charles

>>40073442
Heeeeell yeeeees.

>>40073457
This

Maybe if we work had enough, sir charles will redeem himself with a modest life of tilling.

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>>40073534
We can only hope.

A noble, peasant and bear walk into a tavern...

>>40073423
>>40073445
Berz is gud 4 tillin, noblman!

>>40073441
Ursaring! Use Scratch!

>>40073468
Let us engage in reasonable discourse concerning the presence of the Ursus arctos.

>>40073451
Ursaring! Use Fuck!

>>40073442
>>40073457
>>40073480
>>40073515
The lady of the lake really hates your fucking guts, sir Charles. She tells you to "stop being a fucking noob" and "git gud".

>>40073553
Last one made me giggle so unmanly.

>>40073627

A little more exp and we'll have spells

>>40073627

Our connection to the great Earth spirit is deeper than we ever guessed...

>>40073627
That's not a trip. Also, you're a fag.

You smile as innocently as you can and offer a (false) explanation to your lord. "Brave sir Charles, the lady of the forest has seen the berries accept me, and has blessed me with companionship! One of her personal entourage! We should not be so hasty to reject such a fine gift, sir!".

Sir Charles grits his teeth and starts breathing heavily. "The... lady of the forest?" He stomps in your direction. "Do you think I'm stup-" before he can finish his sentence, the bear positions himself between the two of you and raises himself to his hind legs, making himself as big and imposing as he can, which is pretty big and pretty damn imposing.

"Fine! The bear can stay!" grumbles Charles. He then strokes his chin and starts pondering something. "Yes... maybe we can make this work. Brave sir Charles entered the forbidden woods and encountered the Lady of the Forest. She was so moved by his virtue, his purity and his bravery that she awarded him a bear companion to aid him in the rescue of the princess! Perfect! The rabble will talk about this for generations to come!". Charles dons his armor and stumbles over to his horse. "Quickly, peasant! We must go to the nearest city and show off the bear for all to see!"

You start wondering whether Charles' renowned bravery is his own, or that of others. However it may be, he mounts his horse and leads the way to the closest city. "We'll keep the bear with us, but we need to set some ground rules. First of all, don't ride him. Ever. As far as the rabble is concerned, the bear is mine and you're just his handler. Understood?"

>Yes
>No
>Write-in

>>40073754
>No

If we are going with the druid thing, we need to take a stand here. Not his fucking bear.

>>40073754
>Fine, but he'll be carrying our supplies.

>>40073627
Please don't. There's no reason for you to tripfag.

>>40073754
>Write-in
as if a tiller of my level would need an animal to help him get somewhere. you aristocrats and your dainty feet

>>40073754
Fuck this guy. Kill him and take his [s]skin[/s] stuff.

We bear knight quest nao.

Look to the bear for an answer. As far as you're concerned, what the six hundred pound murderbeast wants, it gets.

>>40073754
>Yes
>Teach the bear circus tricks to make sir Charles look like a fool

>>40073798
Second

>>40073754

"The bear will decide who is worthy, Sir Charles. His name shall be IRONCLAW."

>>40073798
This

>>40073754
Ask the bear for an answer!

>>40073798
This.

>>40073754
>I don't think the bear will let anyone ride it, Sir.
BYOB

2nding >>40073805

>>40073754
>No

Also, leave his ass and go till some forestland with our bear to keep us company.

>>40073798
Bear boss, bear treats us better.

>>40073798
I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords.

>>40073778
>>40073837
>>40073879
No, get rekt

>>40073789
>>40073791
>>40073805
>>40073873
Fine, but I'll teach him tricks and he'll be awesome and FUCK YOU SIR CHARLES.

>>40073794
Come again, sir Beartreats?

>>40073798
>>40073810
>>40073814
>>40073830
>>40073833
>>40073844
>>40073854
>>40073929
What the bear wants, it gets!

>>40073798
Ayy

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>>40073962

>>40073962
I propose a coup. Bear for King!

>>40074073
Poisonberries when?

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>>40073962
You smile haughtily at your lord. "I think the bear is perfectly capable of deciding who is worthy, sir Charles!" As you say this, the bear kneels before you, allowing you to mount him. He then walks around with you on his back. You don't know what feels better, riding on the back of a ferocious bear or the enraged expression of sir Charles while you're doing it.

He dismounts his horse and stomps towards the bear. "Get off, GET OFF!". With a forceful pull, he removes you from the bears back and places himself on it. "See? It's easy. This bear will make for a fine mou-" before Charles can finish his sentence, the bear runs around wildly, then suddenly stops to stand on his hind legs. Sir Charles tightly grabs the bear's fur to stay in place. "A feisty one, huh? But that's no problem for me! Sir Charles the brave can tame any man or beast!" The bear seems to disagree. It lands on all fours and runs into the forest as fast as he can. He then ducks under a few low branches, knocking sir Charles off his back. He then returns to you, his rightful master, and lowers himself in front of you once more, waiting for you to mount him.

Squeezing his bloody nose with one hand, sir Charles stumbles back to his horse. "Not. a. word." You decide to settle for a stiffled laugh instead.

The two of you ride towards the closest major city on your respective mounts, in silence.

After crossing a small hill, you can finally see a major city in the distance. A river flows through the city, filled with many trade ships. "The city of Dordt." speaks the knight. "A major trade center of the kingdom." The sickly knight hunches over as his stomach churns audibly. "We'll rest here for a day." Inside of the city you make your way for the nearest inn and Charles reserves a room for the two of you. "Take the day off, do as you please. Just remember: if anyone asks, the bear is mine!"

>Spend your day in the city (Write-in)

>>40073962
After dealing with the knight we sell of his stuff at a nearby town, buy some nice food for BearKing and a few spell books so we can study to become a druid. We need to learn more about the secret arts of tilling and the magic of the earth!

>>40074157
Learn about bein' druid

>>40074174
Bearking needs a top hat and monocle.

>>40074157
See if we can find an odd job doing what we do best. Tillin.

>>40074157
Find a shrine/Druid to learn from.

>>40074174
we can't read. also I doubt a city or town is a great place to learn about nature. besides farmers don't commune with nature. they bend nature to their will.

>>40074157
Find a druid in town and ask him to teach us.

>>40074157
Bathe and groom the bear! Get our amulet appraised! Visit the library to learn more about taking care of bears! While we're there, look into tilling methods both mundane and exotic.

>>40074250
This

>>40074219

Also keep an eye out for a good bar. A few flagons of ale would be nice

>>40074244
They plow the earth and plant their crops using the natural cycle of life to harvest food.
Ain't getting more druidic without learning from a druid.

>>40074266
This, except the library being replaced by
>>40074250

>>40074157
find someone to appraise the amulet and buy some meat for our bearking.

>>40074157
Sell amulet, buy meat for bear, bathe it, find druid to learn from!

>>40074174
>>40074202
>>40074266
Clothes for the Bearking!

>>40074196
>>40074233
>>40074250
>>40074270
>>40074285
Learn 'bout being a druid

>>40074219
More tillin'

>>40074281
farmers burn the forest to get good farming land, kill the animals that try to eat those crops and prefer monocultures. farmers are as far away from communing with nature as blacksmiths.

>>40074308
Come on people, we got a nat 20 tilling, these fields aint gonna till themselves.

>>40074344
We can till even better with druid powers

>>40074308
inb4 druids don't exist.

>>40074396
We could be the first druid.

It's still morning, so you have an entire day for yourself. However, you know that even if you spent the whole day exploring you still wouldn't have seen all of Dordt. Instead of wandering out and sightseeing, you decide to focus on learning more about being a druid. You're good at tilling and you tamed a bear, that makes you a druid... right?

You go to the local library and ask about books concerning magic. You learn that there are three kinds of magic: arcane magic gained through study, divine magic gained through worship and natural magic gained through a connection with nature. A friendly librarian points you to a section with a handful of books on natural magic. If only you knew how to read.

You instead ask the librarian if there are any druids in town. He denies this, but suggests that maybe the mage's guild could help you out. That gives you a lead, at least. You make your way to the mage's guild.

The guild hall is one of the largest buildings in the city. Only the Cathedral and the Mayor's palace are larger. On the inside it's an impressive building with many, many rooms. You ask one of the mages for help and show him your amulet.

"This amulet is most interesting... you found it on a bandit, you say?" asks the mage, an elderly woman. You nod. "Unusual. It's an Amulet of the Wilds... druids use it to channel their power. If you were able to tame that bear, you must have a lot of latent potential!" The woman hands you back the amulet with a smile. "Don't waste that potential, young one. Become a good druid!"

>Go back to the inn and call it a day
>Write-in

>>40074480
Please ignore that the mage randomly switches genders. It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>40074480
>Ask her where we could be taught how to use it.

Ask where you can seek training.

>>40074480
Run from the doppleganer gender swapping magic person with your necklace. Try to experiment when you have free time.

>>40074480
>>Write-in
Ask her if there's someone who can teach us as a druid or at least how to read to learn more from the library.

>>40074480
this turned into druid quest pretty quickly.

>>40074555
We're only doing it to till better, don't worry.

>>40074555
Magic hermaphrodite told us to be one, so it must be okay

>>40074555

>inb4 the image was fucking with us and the amulet was worthless. And the bear is just retarded

>>40074552
Seconding.

>>40074555
New name for the quest ''Tiller Druid Quest''

>>40074480
>Ask her where we could be taught how to use it.

sounds good

>>40074555
What did you expect from a master tiller

>>40074518
>>40074529
>>40074552
>>40074613
>>40074682
Learn even more

>>40074544
Get away from me, he-bitch!

>>40074555
>Tiller quest becomes druid quest
>NEET quest becomes oni quest
I fucking love you guys

>>40074687
There's an easy pattern here. Quests where we start out with superpowers are shit. Quests where we start out without powers become a mad dash to get some superpowers, of which you can identify by taking a random chart and rolling for it, based on what /tg/ feels like at the moment.

>select all images of pizza
yes captcha, yes.

>>40074761
And it feels better when you earn something as a hive mind and dominate stuff that whooped your sorry ass two threads ago.

That explains a lot, actually. It looks like somehow you had the potential to become a druid. You start wondering where you got it from. You know it's not from your mother, she was just a simple peasant who worked the land like you. Maybe it was from your fathers side? You never met your father and your mother rarely talked about him, so it's possible.

Nevertheless, you want to learn more, you want to become a better druid and you're willing to train for it. You ask the elderly woman where you need to go if you want to improve. She thinks it over for a moment, then shouts at one of the other mages. "Bertrand, get over here!". A young, male mage hurries over to answer his superior's call. "Tell him where the closest Druidic circle is!".

The younger mage ponders for a moment. "There's not a lot of them, and they're pretty isolated..." After a moment of silence, he responds. "To the south, just outside of Brugg. There's a druidic circle there! You'll need to pash through the Obscure Marshes to get there, though. It'll be a dangerous trip!"

You know enough.
>Leave for Brugg right now
>Return to the inn, ask sir Charles if you'll pass by Brugg
>Write-in

>>40074834

>a promise is a promise

Return to Sir Bearsnack

>>40074834
>Return to the inn, ask sir Charles if you'll pass by Brugg
If he says no, we'll kill him once we're alone outside the city.

>>40074834
>>Return to the inn, ask sir Charles if you'll pass by Brugg
Mention bear-riding to help sway his opinion

>>40074834
>Consult BearKing

>>40074834
Return to the inn. Tell Charles that there's a dire wolf causing havoc in the area by Brugg

>>40074884
I like this one. Let's do it!

>>40074834
>Return to the inn, ask sir Charles if you'll pass by Brugg

>>40074884
Changing my vote to this from:>>40074883

>>40074857
>>40074863
>>40074872
>>40074884
>>40074900
>>40074901
>>40074920
Return to the inn

Wash and groom mr. Bear. Polish those claws. Brush those teeth. The works! A clean bear is a healthy bear. Then, theeeen we go to the inn and ask if we're going to pass brugg.

>>40074834
>>Return to the inn, ask sir Charles if you'll pass by Brugg
Tell him that we need to go so we can give him a blessing from the lady of the forest!

Alternatevly this>>40074884

Turns out w got awesome precog as well so all was real!

>>40074943
Yeeee, fluffy bears.

But isn't tilling considered harmful to nature?

>>40074996
Well humans are part of nature itself, and tilling gives the soil a softer and more fertile texture to it that allows plants to row easier

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You thank the two mages for their time, and excuse yourself before heading back to the inn. It's still light out, but it's already early evening by the time you get there. You had to do quite a bit of walking to get the information you wanted, but it was worth it.

Inside, you can see the sickly knight you call your lord telling an amazing story to an enthralled audience. When he notices you, he shouts "Look, there they are! That's the bear that was granted to me by the Lady of the Forest, and his talented handler!" You're welcomed with cheers and whistles.

After the enthusiasm has died down a little you sit down on the opposite side of your lords table, and the bear seats himself on the floor, at the head of the table. "Sir Charles, will we pass by Brugg?" you ask. The knight shakes his head.

"We could pass Brugg on the way to the dragons lair, but that means going through the Obscure Marshes. We're better off going around it, stopping at Oss along the way."

That sounds bad. You need to stop at Brugg for at least a while to contact the Druidic circle. You need to change your route somehow. A little white lie won't hurt, right? "But I've heard some rumors from the locals!" you reply. "A dire wolf has terrorized the outskirts of Brugg, killing many innocent peasants. Surely the brave sir Charles could afford a small detour to save the innocent?"

"Those peasants can all get devoured for all I care" spits the knight. "But slaying such a worthy beast would help my reputation a lot. Very well, we'll go via Brugg instead!".

1/2

>>40075150
Later that evening dinner is served. The knight has ordered steak and a salad for himself, while only ordering porridge for you. It's unfair, but he's paying so you're not complaining. However, as soon as dinner is served, "his" bear reaches for the steak and greedily devours it. The knight lets out a frustrated groan, but as the scene draws attention he lets out a feigned laugh. "Bears, am I right?". Robbed of his steak, he steals your poridge and swallows a spoonful with a shudder. "This is what peasants eat?!" he roars. "Someone bring me some honey!".

Not much later, a shuddering innkeeper hurries over with a large jar of honey and a wooden spoon. He's ready to add some honey to the knights porridge, but your bear jerks the jar out of his hands and devours the delicious honey. After he has finished all of it, he laps up the porridge. The knight bites his own finger to prevent himself from screaming, then lets out another feigned laugh. "He's a hungry little fellow, isn't he?". He then places his final order for the night: two steaks. It's the best meal you've had in years.

After the meal, you depart for your room with a satisfied bear and an enraged knight. He claims the only bed for himself. "You're sleeping on the floor where you belong, peasant!" Thanks to your bear companion, that's not too much of a problem. Your furry friend curls up in one of the corners, and you lie on top of him, covering both of you with a blanket.

2/2

>End of part 1
That was... interesting. We went from tiller to druid in the making. Still, I had a lot of fun. I hope you guys enjoyed the ride as much as I did.

>>40075248
Thank you for running, do you know when and if you'll continue?

We need to do something about his manners

>>40075248
Loved it, we dont get enough quests which focus on creativity and humor. I sincerely hope you continue with it!

>>40075290
I'll certainly continue, probably tomorrow or friday.

Oh, that reminds me that I forgot to post my twitter.
https://twitter.com/Master_of_Quest

Please follow me to stay up to date.

>>40075248
Thanks for running, mate.

>>40075290
You can follow him on twitter, he'll probably post something there.
https://twitter.com/Master_of_Quest

>>40075313
I know, we have much to learn from him. Truly a gentlebear.

>>40075313

Let's pull pranks on him until he learns his lessons. If we keep spreading the legend of the bear he'll have to keep us around and we are free to wreak havoc.

>>40075347
pretty much this.

>>40075325
What should the quest be named?

>>40075379
Someone proposed "Tiller Quest" earlier and I like that. I think I'll use that for the next quest.

Also #TillerSWAG

>>40075400
I say that we should name our bear companion:

Wojtek the Brown