>>40239446
>Follow Bob

>>40239446
>Follow Bob

>>40239446
>>Follow Bob

>>40239527
>>40239550
>>40239590
Let Franklin "Bob" Eliazar, the third Baron von Scaleface lead the way

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>Write-in

TILL

>>40239446
>You've followed him

Bitch please, his dainty nobleman's legs would have given up long before I even broke a sweat.

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You hesitate for a moment. You are about to face off against a ferocious dragon, one of the most powerful beasts in the realm. You wonder about your chances. You wonder whether to bet on your druidic powers and face the beast in open combat, or use the advice Bob gave you yesterday and seek to gamble with the monster. You remember very clearly that Bob told you that dragons are generally suckers for gambling and can't resist a good challenge.

While weighing all the available options in your mind, you and Wayne Bearington, your bear, follow Bob the Wyvern up into the mountains. The available paths are steep, narrow and dangerous. It's not surprising that the Ardent Mountains form the natural frontier between the kingdom of Alazar and the Occitan empire: for both entities, it's a rather easy border to defend. Not that it ever stopped either power from trying to claim territory on the other side, usually with little success (as you witnessed in Dinant yesterday).

With some care and the help of your two animal companions, you reach a large cave. As you slowly enter it, you hear the panicked screams of a woman. Wait, they're not screams! They're... giggles? Shocked and surprised, you hurry deeper into the cave. By the time your eyes have adjusted to the darkness, you begin to spot what seems to be a pile of hay with a man and a woman making out in it, a few shy giggles escaping the womans mouth. However, the woman quickly notices you, and lets out a high shriek as she hurries to cover her naked body. The man turns around and roars "What are you doing here?!".

>Sorry to interupt, I'll be on my way
>There was supposed to be a dragon here
>Who are you even?
>Foul dragon, using your arts of deception to trick the princess into becoming your lover! I shall slay thee with my righteous hoe of +10 tilling!
>Write-in

>>40239900
>There was supposed to be a dragon here
Are you or have you ever been a dragon?

>>40239900
>There was supposed to be a dragon here
>Who are you even?

>>40239900
>There was supposed to be a dragon here

>>40239900
>Foul dragon, using your arts of deception to trick the princess into becoming your lover! I shall slay thee with my righteous hoe of +10 tilling!

>>40239900
>>There was supposed to be a dragon here
Oh wait I'm cockblocking you cause you're the definition dragon, sorry.

>>40239947
>>40239964
>>40239972
Are you, or have you ever been a dragon?

>>40240033
Foul beast, I shall smite thee with the noblest of all weapons!

>>40240124
Cockblocking is strictly against the tenants of the bro code

In confusion you scratch your head. There's a woman here, so she may be the princess. There's also a man, but he doesn't look like a dragon. However, you remember Bob telling you that dragons are quite adept at magic, with most of them knowing how to shapeshift. You decide to just pop the question: "Sir, are you or have you ever been a dragon?"

The "man" growls at you. "Yes, yes I am. They call me Yrrh, you've probably heard of me considering I literally eat would-be heroes like you for breakfast. Now get lost!"

>No matter what the circumstances may be, I shall slay thee in the name of the rightful king of Alazar!
>Wanna play a game of dice over the princess?
>Wanna have a tilling contest over the princess?
>You two look like you're having a good time, but sir Charles the Brave will come to take the princess sooner or later
>GTFO
>Write-in

>>40240244
I'm not actually a hero, I'm a peasant. Speaking of which:
>Wanna have a tilling contest over the princess?

>>40240244

>tilling contest

He has no idea what is coming at him

>>40240244
>You two look like you're having a good time, but sir Charles the Brave will come to take the princess sooner or later
Just marry her and make it so attacking you isn't a thing. That way you can solve the hero issue and you can go arid not getting attacked.

>>40240244
>I'm not a hero, I'm a farmer
>You two look like you're having a good time, but sir Charles the Brave will come to take the princess sooner or later
>Hey, just to be clear, princess: you'd rather just stay here, right? 'Cause your dad wants you back and shit. What happened there?

>>40240244
>You two look like you're having a good time, but sir Charles the Brave will come to take the princess sooner or later

Maybe i shouldn't say that, OPS!

>>40240244
>You two look like you're having a good time, but sir Charles the Brave will come to take the princess sooner or later
>Write-in
Are you and the princess eloping?

I can't wait until we convince the Princess to get married to the dragon to make everything official-like under the consideration that doing so will stop all attempts at coitus interruptus by armored knights.

>>40240244
>I ain't no hero. I came here to save the princess just to spite one actually.
>Princess, you dont seem like you need much saving.
>So, how'd you guys meet?

>>40240300
>>40240311
>>40240315
>>40240348


All these fuckers not voting for a till-off. We're a peasant, damn it. Dragons a d princesses ain't shit

>>40240287
>>40240295
>>40240413
Do you even till, brah? 'cause I never skip till day.

>>40240300
>>40240311
>>40240315
>>40240348
>>40240388
>>40240403
So tell me about your relationship while the pissed off and abandoned knight approaches. Don't worry, I bet we have a good twenty minutes before he gets here.

>>40240413
I am always game for a till-off but not if the reward is saving a princess who doesn want or need saving.

>>40240438
Well after we win her we can ask her what she wants to do.

>>40240413
For fuck's sake. Think like a godderned peasant!
If we can convince them to get married (officially married) then we can just laugh as the Knight tries to bridge his duty of dragon-slaying & princess-rescuing with that of the most holy institution of marriage.
Because as they say back at the village, "Marriage is between a man and woman, and ONLY between a man and woman. That is why Bill and Tom had to die. Yes, they were children, but they were also possessed by the devils."

>>40240489
Got a point

But the priests are prob charge the dragon his hoard to do this

And we don't know how serious this relationship is

Could just be a fling

>>40240482
That's just a waste of a win against a dragon though (if we even win). We could have so much better bets.

>>40240512
Option A) Dragon-Marriage! The Bride('s family) provides stolen gold to the Groom.

Option 1) The princess is a Dragonfucker.
...
I have no idea what to say or do in that case.

>>40240244
>Wanna have a tilling contest over the princess?

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The situation you've found yourself in is rather unusual. You suspect that you've found the princess and you're now certain that the man standing in front of you is a dragon, but the situation is nothing like what sir Charles told you it was like. It looks like the princess is actually having a good time. You can never be sure though. You look past the dragon in human form, at the princess who's hurrying to get herself dressed in a blue dress. "Hey, just to be clear, princess: you'd rather just stay here, right? 'Cause your dad wants you back and shit. What happened there?"

"I'm perfectly fine being here!" replies the irritated princess. "Anything's better than being at home right now. My father betrothed me to a man I don't even love. Normally I'd be fine with that, I know my duties as a princess, but bethrothing me to that insufferable knight of his is too much even for me! Sir Charles the Brave they call him, but sir Charles the Arrogant would be more fitting!"

That explains everything... sort of... maybe. Still, you have to wonder why she just leve for a cave near the edge of the kingdom. "Why not make your marriage official then?" you propose. "Then you'll no longer have knights chasing you, and you'll no longer be forced to live in a cave!" It sounds like a clever solution to you.

The dragon, who is still naked, scoffs. "Can you name a single temple that would marry a human to a dragon? They'd try to kill me and force me to kill them. Milady here doesn't like it when I start killing humans. And even if I were to disguise myself as a human, they'd think some out of place peasant thinks he can marry the princess. You're a peasant yourself, you know how much the nobility hates your kind. We're much better off hiding here."

Fair enough, you guess. That still doesn't change a pretty major problem. "That sounds nice, but sir Charles is in Dinant right now. Before the day is over, he'll come here to reclaim the princess!"

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>>40240675
"Let him come." The dragon cracks his knuckles. "It's too late for breakfast, but I can still sneak in a late brunch."

>Leave, let them handle their little love triangle
>Offer to stay and aid against sir Charles
>Return to Dinant, explain the situation and tell him to return from whence he came
>Write-in

>>40240704
>Write-in
Get popcorn and watch the beatdown

>>40240704
>Offer to stay and aid against sir Charles then procede to till a trench

>>40240675
>"What if you disguise yourself as a human, and disguise the princess as, well, someone other than the princess? And then flew over to some remote town, claiming to be some minor nobility and paying them lots of money to marry you and not ask questions?"

>>40240704
Mind if I watch?
Also can't you marry in human form then spring the surprise on the in laws?

>>40240704
Ask if the dragon can shapeshift internet specific people. Charles, for example.

>>40240720
Probably a pit would be better

>>40240754
Autocorrect, how? Into.

>>40240740
>Also can't you marry in human form then spring the surprise on the in laws?

He went over that, some random dude wants to marry the Princess, no one would allow that.

>>40240754
A good idea, we can replace charlie!

>>40240704
I don't suppose our druid powers involve the authority to marry people?

>>40240704
>Write-in
I can merry you, i'm a druid, a priest of the forest, i can do that!

>>40240720
Meh.
Nobles, dragons, and their affairs... Why should we meddle ?
Go do something useful instead, like till some terraces and irrigation canals on the flanks of the mountains

First what we shall do is wait until Sir Charles comes riding up the mountain.
There we, myself, the bear, and the wyvern, shall ride down the mountain to meet him, slightly worse for wear. Were we shall tell him that the Princess has been killed and eaten by the dragon.
We shall at that point present the princess' shredded clothes.
Charles at this point will be overcome with emotions but with consolation from us will give up the chase and go gallivanting after some other princess.
A fool-proof plan, even if I say so myself.

>>40240901
If only Charles wasn't a fool. I think he's much more interested in making a name for himself and avenging his loss of face by the kidnapped princess. He'd just go kill the dragon to 'avenge' the princess.

Have we considered just scaring his ass? He's afraid of Wayne fer christs sake, a DRAGON should get him really going.

>>40240712
I'm betting 10 gp on the dragon and 10 gp on the knight. No matter what, I always win!

>>40240736
>>40240754
>>40240832
Try shapeshifting, that's a good trick!

>>40240720
>>40240756
Tilling is the answer to all of life's problems

>>40240838
>>40240839
I'm a druid, that means I can marry you in the eyes of nature!

>>40240901
Exactly according to keikaku
>T/N: Keikaku means plan

>>40240948
A much more sensible idea.
We get to keep our idiot of a sentient key wrapped in idiot-metal riding on his idiot-horse.
And the Dragon keeps to his promise of no more killing of humans.
And excellent plan that I have just come up with right now. Well done me.

You think the two make a good couple, and if they're truly in love then Charles has no right to separate the two. You try to think of a way to help true love prevail. "Yrrh, can you shapeshift into Charles? Then you can simply replace Charles and get married!"

Yrrh shakes his head. "I only have one human form, and that's the one standing in front of you. I'm nothing like my dad, he had twelve damned human forms. Two of them were women!"

You try to think of an alternate plan. "Then why not disguise yourselves as minor nobles and get married!".

The princess interjects. "Cute plan" she starts, shaking her head. "But even if nobody recognizes me, we need either a fief or a document backing up our claims to nobility. Yrrh has neither, and I only have documents backing my status as a princess."

You then propose something radical. "I'm a druid, priest of nature! I can marry you!"

Yrrh gnashes his teeth. "Can we do that after getting rid of the knight trying to kill me?"

You consider using your tilling talent to make trenches and pits, but then you remember you're in the mountains. You'd need an extremely strong hoe to till with, not the old one made of iron and wood you've used for years.

Finally, you come up with a desperate plan. "Yrrh, your highness, stay here. I'll take care of things." You then turn to your trusted bear. "Wayne, rough me up a little. Just a few tears in my clothes, maybe a scratch or two. I know what I"m doing!". Sir Bearington Esquire looks hesitant, but gives in and tears up your clothes with his claws and fangs, being careful not to harm you, save for a small scratch on your chest. "Good, I'll try to convince Charles that you're dead. Wait here!" That said, you make your way down the mountain with Wayne and Bob in tow.

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>>40241194
Under the guidance of Bob, you make your way down the mountain in a careful yet rapid manner. Near the bottom of the mountain you encounter a small party heading up the mountain. You spot roughly ten soldiers, a peasant carrying a bag full of swords on his back and at the head of the group a knight on horseback: sir Charles. When he spots you, Charles seems to care very little about you or the condition you're in. "Go away, peasant. I've already found someone to replace you. And don't think you'll be getting that gold piece from me, you deserting coward."

Putting on the best act you can, you run towards sir Charles in feigned panick and fall on your knees before him. "Sir Charles the Brave, whose honor and skill is beyond words, please listen to your humble servant! I did not desert, I went ahead to scout! I found the dragons lair and barely escaped the ferocious beast with my life and limbs!" You try to feign tears. "I saw a blue dress torn to shreds! I saw bones, flesh, blood! I'm afraid the princess is no more! My liege, I beg you to end this fools errand and return home!"

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Roll d20. DC 16.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40241287

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40241340
Nice!

>>40241340
damn a nat 20!!!

Also jobfag here from last NEET quest.

I GOT A JOB QM!

>>40241340
So uh, I guess he is convinced we are his uncle, too.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40241340

>>40239446
>*A critical succes (1) or a critical faillure (20) supersedes all other rolls (given that it's rolled within the first three rolls). A critical succes and a critical faillure do not cancel eachother out, the first one rolled is used.

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>>40241287
That would be a nice knight OP.
If he looked more like this:

>>40241340
Hah.

We just tilled the shit out of him, mentally speaking.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40241287
Till the words!

The knight looks at you with pure contempt. "Fool, if you had only used your... MY bear and wyvern to combat the beast, surely you w-"

"I tried!" fake tears roll down your cheeks. "Good lord, I tried! The wyvern turned against me! The bear fled in blind panic! The dragon captured me! He tore up my clothes! He tried to singe me! He said I'd make for a good brunch! I...I..." you cover your face with both hands and feign deep grief.

The knight grows silent for a moment, and you can hear the soldiers of Dinant behind him whisper. They appear quite disheartened. Sir Charles tears the bag of swords off his servants back, then adresses his following. "Leave!" Within moments, the party has disbanded.

Sir Charles then turns his attention to you. If there's no princess to save, our job here is done. Come with me to the capital, peasant. We'll find ourselves a new quest."

>Sure
>Brave sir Charles, whose skill is beyond reproach. May I humbly suggest that you kiss my arse?
>No Charles, this is where you die
>Write-in

>>40241360
Awesome! What kind of job did you get?
>Inb4 organ harvesting

>>40241490
>If there's no princess to save, our job here is done. Come with me to the capital, peasant. We'll find ourselves a new quest."
I messed up with the quotation marks. All of the above are Charles' words.

>>40241490
fast food :P


>Write-in
Wimper and pee a little to show fear. Beg him to let you go from all the horrors you've seen

>>40241490
>My liege, I have failed you. I am not worthy of serving you.

Don't want to lose bearbro and wyvernbro for this buffoon.

>>40241490
>Brave sir Charles, whose skill is beyond reproach. May I humbly suggest that you kiss my arse?

>>40241490
>"Oh yes, Charles, of course, Charles."

I'd prefer to keep him along simply because as a "well-known hero" he's basically allowed wherever in his country. We could use that.

>>40241541
>>40241530
This.

>>40241490
>Write-in
"I can't, i've seen too much i want to return to my comfy life of tilling."

Then merry the couple and be a minion of the dragon, much more rewarding.

>>40241541
i support this

>>40241601
Why should we become the minion of this guy we just met ?
Let's do our own thing.

>>40241530
>>40241582
I think I peed a little

>>40241541
>>40241582
>>40241601
>>40241620
I was dishonorobru! I must reave to commit sudoku!

>>40241546
My butt ain't gonna kiss itself

>>40241561
I only live to serve you, master!

>>40241530
Cool! We all need to start somewhere, so try to make the most of it.

You know the true nature of sir Charles. He's not the brave and noble knight everyone believes him to be. He's a cowardly opportunist, likely to give up once things go sour and willing to steal the glory of others for himself. This is not the kind of man you want to follow.

You fall on your knees once more. "Sir Charles, I'd want nothing more than to follow you but I cannot! I have not only failed you, but I've seen too much. I don't think I'll ever sleep soundly again, let alone be able to serve you in the heat of battle. I beg of you, relieve me of my duties so I can enjoy the simple farm life once more!"

The knight stares at you with disdain. "One encounter with a lowly dragon and you've turned into a whimpering coward?" he reaches into his moneypouch and tosses a single gold piece in front of you. "You're lucky that I"m feeling generous, for this is much more than you deserve." He then orders his horse to turn tail and leaves. Once he's out of sight, you grab the gold piece (money doesn't stink!) and make your way up the mountain once again, to meet the dragon and his princess.

"It worked! Milady, sir Charles believes you to be dead! He gave up and left!" The princess embraces you and gives you a soft peck on the cheek. "Thank you, noble peasant! You've finally rid me of that overconfident cretin. I just hope this means we can live in peace!"

>Stay with the Yrrh and the princess, help them to live happily ever after
>Return to the estate from whence you came
>You've proven your bravery and tested your skill, wander the land and carve your own legend
>Write-in

>>40241825
>Marry the two of them, wish them well, then go find more land to till

>>40241825
suggest the dragon and princess consider moving in case the king calls for revenge when news of her death reaches his ears. Also, marrythe two and such. Maybe ask for something to help you along your own way, since you helped and all.

>>40241825
>>40241894
This.

>>40241825
>You've proven your bravery and tested your skill, wander the land and carve your own legend

Also this >>40241894

>>40241825
Marry the two of them and leave to go on more exciting druid adventures.

>>40241825
>You've proven your bravery and tested your skill, wander the land and tilt the fuk out of it while you are at it.
>You see that mountain on the horizon? I n a decade it will be the best farmmland this world has ever seen.

>>40241861
>>40241894
>>40241932
>>40241949
>>40241975
>>40242008
Marry the two, then ADVENTURE!

>>40241825
>You've proven your bravery and tested your skill, wander the land and carve your own legend
Seek the ultimate hoe made of diamonds and mythril, then use it to found a new druid grove somewhere in unclaimed wastes of the North.

>>40241825
>Stay with the Yrrh and the princess, help them to live happily ever after
maybe they need a tiller.

>>40241825
>write in
I have a.... watcha call it... A gut feeling that there is a bad thing is going to happen... Stay near to the princess and her groom(not too close tho) for some days, if nothing happens, say your goodbyes and roam the land in search of the till of all tills, you know the one in the legend that erry peasant dream of obtaining.

Yrrh pats you on the shoulder. "You're alright, you know? Thanks a bundle, I don't even know how I can repay you!".

You smile broadly. "You can let me marry you two. After all, I'm a druid! A priest of nature! Let's make your marriage official." The couple laughs and abides your quirks. After having gathered some fragrant herbs and plants from the surrounding area, you decorate the cave somewhat appropriately, you're ready for the ceremony. You let the couple exchange their vows and seal their eternal bond through a lovers kiss. You can't help but wipe away a single tear. "I'm sorry, I always cry at weddings."

The princess embraces you once more. "Thank you, noble peasant. You've rid me of my persistent suitor and even married me to the man I love. It's a dream come true!"

"Thank you, milady" you reply shyly. "But don't let your guard down. Once your father hears of your supposed death, he'll send men to take revenge. You should find a different place to stay!"

"Don't worry" replies the dragon confidently. "We'll find some other place. I've been thinking about moving away anyway. Maybe some nice mountain range in the Occitan Empire, far away from Alazar and its king."

It looks like this couple can live happily ever after, all thanks to you. Your work here is done

>Return to the land where you worked before meeting sir Charles*
>Start a farm of your own*
>Till away the Ardent Mountains*
>Depart, start a new adventure of your own
>Write-in

*These options will end Tiller Quest. Don't worry, because I already have to new Quest ideas in mind we can play after this one.

>>40242298
>>Till away the Ardent Mountains*

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40242298
>till away the ardent mountains

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40242298
>>Till away the Ardent Mountains*

>>40242298
>Till away the Ardent Mountains*

>>40242298
What about
>You've proven your bravery and tested your skill, wander the land and carve your own legend

>>40242298
>didnt include asking for something to help us forge our journey
Also, my vote will be for starting a new adventure.

>>40242298
>Till away the Ardent Mountains*

>>40242298
>>Till away the Ardent Mountains*

TILL THE END OF TIME

Hmm, advise the dragon to spend some of his gold to make his new home nice and comfy for the princess,she is a princess after all.

We head out to become a expert druid and magical user, track down Sir Charles and fuck with him from afar or behind the bushes. Out of sight out of mind...

>>40242298
>Till away the Ardent Mountains

What could possibly go wrong?

>>40242298
>Till away the ardent mountains
And find a better (farming) hoe to allow you to till solid rock.

Retards ending the quest...

>>40242594
We TILL AWAY THE MOUNTAINS. Well the quest master will start a new one soon.

>>40242594
Trying to force the quest past its natural end point like a bad anime.

>>40242437
>What about
>>You've proven your bravery and tested your skill, wander the land and carve your own legend
That's pretty much "Depart, start a new adventure of your own" in somewhat different words.

As for the vote count:

>>40242338
>>40242348
>>40242383
>>40242392
>>40242465
>>40242466
>>40242497
>>40242560
I wanna be the very best, like noone ever was
To till them all is my real quest, to farm them is my cause

>>40242437
>>40242449
Adventure ho!

>>40242494
Fuck with Charles from the shadows

>>40242594
Well, a good end is better than dragging on forever. Don't fret though, there will be a new quest! Stay tuned after the end of this quest for more details!

>>40242298
>>Write-in
Wander the land to become Arch-druid.

>>40242635
though i must admit it's quite short compared too neet quest

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You decide to stick around with the newly wedded couple for a while. Every day you start tilling away at the mountains for a bit. You barely affect the large, stone mountain range, tilling away only a few pebbles with each strike. However, you're persistent and refuse to give up. You break multiple hoes and go to Dinant to buy new ones multiple times. After a few months, Yrrh and his beloved princess depart for the Vosges Mountains of the Occitan Empire. You promise to visit them one day, but not before you're done tilling away the Ardent Mountains. Spring turns to summer, summer turns to fall, fall turns to winter.

Two years have passed, two years of hard and incessant tilling, but it's finally done. The Ardent Mountains are no more, only the Ardent Plains remain. You chop some wood from nearby woods and use it to make your own little cabin, and turn the land around it into farmland. With seeds you've bought from the Dinant market, you start growing crops to sustain yourself.

The Ardent Farmlands start drawing quite a bit of attention, and more and more villagers start flocking to your settlement until it's a small village in its own right. The king of Alazar offers you a noble title, but you refuse and instead merely accept the position of Mayor. With the advice given by sir Bearington esquire and Baron von Scaleface (through your dreams), you set up an unheard of system of fair and equal representation to govern your lands. The two of them also help out on the land.

With the natural border between Alazar and the Occitan Empire gone, troops of either side often pass through your lands and ruin your crops. Using your anger, your sympathy with nature and your willingness to protect your people, you summon an enchanted forest on the southern edge of your lands. These enchanted forest let the benevolent pass by unharmed, but consume those who pass through with bad intentions. Your enchanted forest forces Alazar and the Occitan Empire into a de facto peace.

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>>40242813
You make sure to visit Yrrh and his wife multiple times per year. The pair has two lovely children, and start suggesting that it's time for you to start a family as well. Not too long after that, you spot a lovely lady among the inhabitants of your village. She's a honest girl with a heart of gold and a talent for harvesting. The tiller and the harvester make a good couple, both professionally and romantically. Not much later, the two of you are married. Wayne ends up finding himself a nice shebear, and Bob becomes involved with a lovely ladywyvern. As the years pass, your village becomes famous for its farming community, where man and beast cooperate in harmony.

Centuries after your death, the legends about your deeds are still told. Peasant fathers tell their children about Garth the Great. Garth who tilled ten acres of marshland in a single day, Garth the Great who tilled away an entire mountain range in two years, Garth the Great who spearheaded the values of liberty, equality and brotherhood, Garth the Great who lived in peace with both man and beast. The tale of your life is one that would inspire prince and pauper alike, as it proves that even the lowliest of peasants can do great things if he tries hard enough.

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~*END OF QUEST*~

See the next post for the next quest.

>>40242955
The thought that sir Charles the Brave is only remembered as a footnote in our legend pleases me greatly.

I once again have two ideas for the next quest: one old one and a new one. I'll set up another strawpoll so you can choose which quest you'd like to play. I'll make the results known on Twitter tomorrow, and post the first part saturday. The options are the following:

>Artist Quest
Late 19th century Paris: the City of Lights has recovered from the Franco-Prussian war and has now entered a new golden age in what would later be known as the Belle Époque. La belle Paris would attract and produce some of the greatest artists of the time. You are a failed artist, believing that his faillures are caused by his lack of suffering. After all, every great artist was a tortured and misunderstood soul, right?

>Yandere Quest
You're an average Japanese high school girl. You have a few friends, get good grades, enjoy shopping and try to stay in shape. However, all of that changed when you met your Senpai. You will make Senpai notice you, no matter the cost.

Strawpoll: http://strawpoll.me/4478967

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>>40242955
I LOVE it! Please tell me we're doing something with mutants or superpowers in the next quest.

>>40243055
Nah. Don't really feel like doing a school girl generic sex quest. Or a failing artist quest. Anything else?

>>40243093
This

>>40242955
>Centuries after your death, the legends about your deeds are still told. Peasant fathers tell their children about Garth the Great. Garth who tilled ten acres of marshland in a single day, Garth the Great who tilled away an entire mountain range in two years, Garth the Great who spearheaded the values of liberty, equality and brotherhood, Garth the Great who lived in peace with both man and beast. The tale of your life is one that would inspire prince and pauper alike, as it proves that even the lowliest of peasants can do great things if he tries hard enough.
Goosebumps! Garth the Great was a great peasent.

>>40243093
Please this

>>40243063
>Please tell me we're doing something with mutants or superpowers in the next quest.
NEET Quest ended up with the protagonist becoming a youkai, and this quest had a lowly peasant become a druid. At this point, I accept superpowers as an inevitable element of my quests.

>>40243093
>>40243107
I'm sorry, I don't really have any other ideas at the moment. This makes me wish Strawpoll had a write-in option of sorts. Feel free to throw any suggestions at me though.

>>40243126
Zombie outbreak quest? Haven't seen one of those on TG before.

>>40243126
Thief quest?
Sailor quest?
Dare i mention bard quest?

>>40243055
>Yandere Quest
Depends. Are there also twelve other yanderes gunning (possibly literally) for Senpai, one of whom we must face and defeat every thread, though engaging in battles of wits and steel - to make them finally realize, in typical shounenesque fashion, the one thing that they truly love in this world even more than Senpai? Will we face such a realization in the last thread, and leave Senpai alone and friendless?

Alien abduction quest

>>40243170
I like the idea of a zombie survival quest. Think you're up for it Questmaster?

>>40242955
HA HA!

Awesome, OP. Thanks for the quest!

>>40243170
>Zombie outbreak quest?
Ooh, that sounds nice!

>>40243197
>Thief quest?
>Sailor quest?
>Dare i mention bard quest?
Can't really think of something good for bard or sailor quest, but thief quest sounds like it could be something good.

>>40243223
That's entirely possible.

Please notice that the previous strawpoll will be declared INVALID! I'll post a new strawpoll in my next post where you can vote on more possible quests.

>>40243237
Could be good

not sure if i like the idea of a zombie themed quest
feel like it's used way too much in recent years

>>40242955
That's nice, thanks OP.

All The Myths Are True - but only as true as Mankind believes them to be. You are [insert mythological creature here], and your powers have been waning as you've been slowly forgotten by the minds of men. Struggle for your own existence, rebuild your legend, and climb your way back up to be the very best like no one ever was!

Warning - may spontaneously become Modern Fantasy Hollywood Producer Quest.

>>40243374
>start next quest as superpowered dreamboat
>Become convenience store clerk.

>>40243281
>Thief quest
Oh, I like the sound of that.

New Quest options:

>Artist Quest
Late 19th century Paris: the City of Lights has recovered from the Franco-Prussian war and has now entered a new golden age in what would later be known as the Belle Époque. La belle Paris would attract and produce some of the greatest artists of the time. You are a failed artist, believing that his faillures are caused by his lack of suffering. After all, every great artist was a tortured and misunderstood soul, right?

>Yandere Quest
You're an average Japanese high school girl. You have a few friends, get good grades, enjoy shopping and try to stay in shape. However, all of that changed when you met your Senpai. You will make Senpai notice you, no matter the cost.

>Thief quest
You too are an artist in 19th century Paris. You are however an artist of an entirely different stock. Your 'art' is making things disappear. You are however no common cheap performer who makes pieces of bread and small change disappear. No, you specialize in making priceless paintings and diamonds disappear. Your goal: adding the greatest riches of the world to your ever growing collection.

>Zombie outbreak quest
It started out as an epidemic of a mutated variant of influenza. Nobody expected that it was a fatal disease that turned all its victims into shambling corpses that want nothing more than to consume the living. No matter what, you will do anything in your power to survive.

>Alien abduction quest
You're an ordinary earthling, but find yourself being abducted by a highly advanced alien race. Will you make your way back to earth, somehow survive among the distant stars or meet a grisly fate?

Straw poll: http://strawpoll.me/4479127

Rolled 1 (1d20)

TIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LA TIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>40243460
>>Zombie outbreak quest

Awww yissss

>>40243460

Have yet to see the Belle Epoque used in a quest and I want to see it done, plus cat burglars are awesome

>>40243460
>zombie outbreak quest
This sounds like the most fun out of all of them. There's a good chance of us trying all the stunts in JACKASS except with zombies.

>>40243506
How well would burglary go down in quest format? I get the feeling we don't have the attention span for intensive planning, so it'll just end up as a whole lot of rolls.

Kinda like what happened here, actually, so I guess if it's intended to be slapstick, it should work just fine.

>>40243522
>"Hey, I'm Steve-o, and welcome to Jackass!"

>He then proceeds to walk a tightrope with raw meat hanging from his G-String over a horde of zombies

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>>40243522

>>40243281
>thief quest
sounds interesting.

Wow.
Fuck artists, right?

>>40243681
Not as interesting as riding a firework powered shopping cart into a hoard of undead.

Oh, a small but not too important note I forgot to add: if any quest other than Artist Quest or Yandere Quest wins, the notification on Twitter tomorrow will be accompanied by another strawpoll where you can choose whether you want the protagonist to be male or female. The protagonist of Artist Quest will always be male, and the protagonist of Yandere Quest will always be female.

>>40243170
There was one many many years ago, which was pretty fun.

I'm really surprised by how few there has been though, considering how popular it is as a subject.

Alien abduction is doing good, a journey through stars with spacemen is bound to be cool and interesting

Rolled 10 (1d20)

Too bad I already voted. I really want a zombie quest! Might DM if I get desperate enough

If it remains tied, maybe we could combine the two somehow?

>>40243903
I'm personally cool with both James T. Kirk quest, and with evil dead quest.

If we do Zombie Outbreak quest, we have to channel Bruce Campbell,

>>40243942
Alien abduction zombie outbreak quest? How the fuck would that work? A crashed alien ship starts a zombie apocalypse and you team up with an alien dude to survive and dick around?

>>40243942
SPESS ZOMBIES!

So, I votes abduction. But now I really want zambies.
I know you can't really trust this comment, but damn if I don't want to change my vote.

>>40243936
>Too bad I already voted.
The first strawpoll will be discarded. or do you mean you already voted for something else in the second poll?

>>40243942
In the unlikely case of a tie? I'll try... somehow. If I really can't find a way to combine it, I'll put up another strawpoll on twitter as a tiebreaker.

>>40243976
Could be. Thst, or you get abducted for experimentation by raiding aliens that released a virus to convert humans into zeds. After some experiments with unknown effects, you either are reintroduced to the feral population, or escape.

zombie outbreak quest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>40244027
>>40243976
I like both of these a lot...

ZOMBIE ALIEN OUTBREAK QUEST!!!! Zombies happen then aliens happen and you get stuck with an injured alien or whatever. Could go so many different ways.

>>40243990
I meant that I voted for the thief quest but I read the ideas for the zombie quest and I really want to change my vote. I know you can't trust this post but oh well.

>>40244155
>Zombies happen then aliens happen and you get stuck with an injured alien or whatever
That sounds like the pitch for an episode of South Park.

>>40244209
If it's any consolation, by the looks of things zombie quest is taking the lead.

Alien zed outbreak

>>40244406
By a fair margin, too.

You should probably call the vote at some point.

>>40244593
Votes are still trickling in, and the lead has gone back and forth by a few large margins.

>>40244593
>>40244633
True, I think it's wise not to call it until tomorrow.

>>40244656
Tomorrow? How about in two or three hours. This thread will probably still be up and you can announce the winner.

>>40245046
Alright then, I'll give it two hours, though I'll be surprised if any radical vote changes happen in that period. Should this thread be dead by then, the result will be posted on twitter.

Bump.

alas poor thief quest

>>40246319
Maybe after we become the alpha zombie that takes over the world.

>>40246319
RIP alien abduction. It would have been great, I can feel it.

>>40246319
Well on the bright side we'll be sneaking into plenty of places and stealing things in the zombie quest.

>>40246339
oh well it's still going to be fun

>>40243460
>http://strawpoll.me/4479127

>You are a failed artist, believing that his faillures are caused by his lack of suffering.

Maybe we could branch into politics then?

>Hitler Quest /tg/ edition

>>40247026
Would easily have been possible. But the end result of the poll is that Zombie outbreak quest wins with 13 votes.

The next poll: would you rather play a man or a woman?
http://strawpoll.me/4480301

>>40247161
>No fetish options
And I thought this was /tg/!

>>40247161
What happens if triggering wins?

>>40247383
Nothing, it's a joke option.

Also, the result of the gender poll will be made known tomorrow, considering I'm going ot sleep soon. It's already pretty late over here.

>>40247441
The fact that triggering IS winning amuses me.

>>40247597
Even worse than that, boy and girl are tied to boot. Don't do this to me, /tg/.

>>40247633
Come up with a legitimate trigger option, or else!

>>40247666
We can play as a eunuch...

>>40247633
DON'T FORCE YOUR SEXUAL DIMORPHISM ON ME!

Okay. It's been over two hours. The winner is zombie outbreak.

>>40247977
Yes.
See >>40247161

I'm sorry, I didn't see the quest at it's completion, but I wanted to say that this quest pleased me greatly. Thanks for running QuestMaster.