Time to get this show on the road, after a bit of discussion with Bardock and Hanasia, you all agree to keep somewhat close, in case of emergency.

This planet wasn't extremely populated to begin with, and at this point, Bardock and his squad have to have taken out most of the warriors.

It's just the elite and a few holdouts that are still left for you to deal with, and once everything is said and done here, you've all agreed to meet up once the main stuff is over, and converge on the high power level.

Well, you will be in a couple of minutes anyways, considering your squad hasn't exactly had a proper meal in two months, you're all pretty hungry.

A hungry saiyan is a weak saiyan, thus, after chowing down on some lizard men that tasted weirdly like chicken, with your belly full, you're all set to go.

Taking off into the air with Seripa, Broly, and Raditz you're heading towards one of the remaining cities.

It'll take a few minutes to get there at this rate.

>A. Talk to Raditz
>B. Talk to Broly
>C. Talk to Seripa
>D. Write in

>>40249543
>>A. Talk to Raditz
So seeing your dad again, you two get a chance too talk?

>D. Talk to Seripa, inquire what tactics her team usually uses for quick extermination.

>>40249543
>B. Talk to Broly

File: 790106-0203_Voyager_58M_t(...).gif (2.96 MB, 390x400)

2.96 MB GIF

LETS ROCK FUCKERS!

>>40249543
C: Do these guys have any special tactics or abilities we need to know about?

>>40249598
Er, misletter. Meant to put C, hurr.

>>40249530
something i wab=nted to ask in ask but it's doing the loh=gin or join thing.

so, every time we let the broose loose, we have broly nearby. is she actually feeding up ki energy or powering us up? sort of tempering her canonical madness by essentially having us vent her absurd power growth to withstand-able levels? because we sure as fuck ain't getting zenkai.

>>40249530
I had a weird drunkthought.

Saiyans eat a fuckload, maybe Saiyans eat more based on their PL, higher PL = higher appetite, this applies to Saiyans because they have a typically low control of their own Ki and waste energy very easily they need to replenish by eating.

This is why humans who tend to have a very high control of Ki don't eat a trucks worth of food in a single sitting even though they can have PLs higher than Frieza's elites, and why dudes like Tien (Tri-Clopes) don't need to eat much at all, because those dudes have some serious Ki control.

>>40249530
It's funny.
About ten minutes ago, when I started heading home, I thought to myself "I hope Eail is running"

>>40249543
>>C. Talk to Seripa

>>40249543
>C. Talk to Seripa
Do these scaley clowns have any tricks up their sleeves that you know about?

>>40249543
>C

File: image.jpg (49 KB, 400x508)

49 KB JPG

>>40249543
>B. Broly

Reminder of who we're fighting.

File: 1366880587530.png (197 KB, 427x467)

197 KB PNG

>>40249809

File: image.jpg (4 KB, 115x125)

4 KB JPG

>>40249809
Genocide is the only option

File: image.jpg (60 KB, 400x558)

60 KB JPG

>>40249809
On the same topic,

Best girl.

>>40249882
Dude.

File: Spoiler Image (32 KB, 600x400)

32 KB JPG

>>40249882
>implying best waifu isn't best MAXIMUM

>mfw, "I'll find you"

>>40249809
Who are we fighting again?

>>40249965
lizard people

>>40249543

What could likely do Eail is just have each 90, instead of a massive power boost, unlock a larger percentage of the false SSJ. (tops out at 10x I think)

Like 1d3000 for top end power boost, and divide that by 20 round up to nearest hundred for the base power boost.

So Bruces powered up status will be like 17k now, but his base power might be like 8 or 9k.

Once maxing out false SSJ (10x power), just go ahead and have each 90 add a certain amount to power at the end of the mission.

>inb4 we punch a magic scale off their leader and accidentally get whisked away to dragonland or whatever that place was called in the show

>>40250009
Nah mate i kinda like how it is currently

>>40249965
Generic lizard people E pulled out of his ass.

Or Dragonite.

>>40250018
There would be no survivors

>>40250009
>implying we are going FSSJ and not something -else-

>>40249543
>B. Talk to Broly

>>40250079
>>40250044

Just an idea, I saw earlier Eail was trying to figure out what he was going to do as power level gets pushed.

Granted, going to have to be offered Bardock level missions after this one.

File: Seripa lood.jpg (411 KB, 600x800)

411 KB JPG

>>40249543
Considering she's been here longer than the rest of you, and probably actually had fights against the lizards compared to your slaughter, it's worth questioning Seripa.

As you slightly hang back from the front of the flight so that you're able to speak to her, she seems rather surprised that you decided to do so, and slighty nervous

"Can I help you, Prince Broosel?" She asks

"Bruce is fine, and yes actually, I wanted to ask you about the lizard folk on this planet." You give as a reply "Do they have any sort of special abilities or anything like that I should be on the lookout for?"

Not even needing a moment to think about it, Seripa immediately nods "Acidic spit, more like vomit really. I don't think that last group got a chance to use it with how fast you dispatched them, but, stil worth looking out for."

Worth looking out for indeed, that acidic spit migt be the reason that the armor of Bardock's squad was so messed up, it was practically melted off of them while they were stil wearing it.

There's still a bit of time before you arrive at the city, you've got a chance to talk to someone else, or continue to speak with Seripa if you so choose.

>A. Seripa (What)
>B. Raditz (What)
>C. Broly (What)
>D. Silence

>>40250018
>implying we wouldn't end up on earth in some Hispanic kids' room
>implying we wouldn't destroy Earth and then get spend the rest of the quest trying to get back to a destroyed planet Vegeta

>>40250119
>C. Broly: We're still on for that date when we get back right? And idle chatter with her

File: 1430605213611.jpg (45 KB, 225x225)

45 KB JPG

>>40250119
>that pic, mfw

>>40250148
This.
And handholding.

I think handholding+flying is adorable.

>>40250119
I'm going to need sauce for that pic.....For science....

>>40250119
>>D. Silence

>>40250009
Might be because I'm retarded but I'm not exactly understanding that one, could you reword it?

>>40250165
I have things that are much, much more lewd of Seripa lying around

Very lewd

Incredibly lewd you might say.

>>40250119
>A. Seripa
What was the original mission description?

>>40250119
>B. Raditz (What)
alright pal this is your chance to show Bardock what you're made of. I'm sure you already know better than I do, but this will be a terrible moment to get cocky. Just keep your head clear and trust those reliable instincts you've been honing.

>>40250217
Backing this.

File: Launch lewd.jpg (134 KB, 833x1000)

134 KB JPG

>>40250191
nightmare-doom

>>40250202
... how melted are their outfits again?
how melted might they become?

File: ss+(2015-05-09+at+03.00.41).jpg (34 KB, 254x205)

34 KB JPG

>>40250285

>>40250119
>>B. Raditz (What)
Get a chance to talk to your dad?

File: Broly.jpg (109 KB, 362x700)

109 KB JPG

Thanking Seripa for her assistance, and noting that her armor might be one good fight away from.... yeah. You decide it's a good time to pay Broly a visit.

Moving away from the older saiyan, you end up next to your... whatever it is that Broly is to you now.

As usual the girl seems to be thinking, biting her thumb while she does so, but when you come up next to her, she gives a nod.

"How ya holding up Broly?" You ask her, not expecting any sort of negative answer.

When you get a shrug in return, that's good, means she's fine. With how much time you've spent together over the years you're able to easily pick up all the little nuances of Broly being Broly.

"Still on for our date when we get back right?" Shooting a sly little grin her way after you ask that, and when she lightly blushes, you ended up getting exactly what you wanted.

"I look forward to it..." The quiet girl eventually says, and you don't even have to say anything in response, simply grabing her hand in your own while you continue to fly on.

When you all arrive at the city that's been designated as your target, you notice that your scouter is informing you that a majority of the civilians are currently hiding in various bunkers, while the military is out and about.

There aren't that many actual high power levels here, it seems that only their true warriors are the skilled ones, and the others rely on technology.

There are a couple of ways you can go about this one.

>A. Full purge, go for it.
>B. Seek out the warriors
>C. Destroy the military
>D. Write in

>>40250526
>C. Destroy the military

>>40250526
>>B. Seek out the warriors
>>C. Destroy the military

>>40250526
>A. Full purge, go for it.

>>40250526
>B. Seek out the warriors
Best to get rid of the real threats first.

>>40250526
>>A. Full purge, go for it.

>>40250202
>Might be because I'm retarded but I'm not exactly understanding that one, could you reword it?

When Bruce hits that 90 roll, and you then roll for gains, have it increase his maximum not his base form.

His base powered form stays in the range of high end Saiyans, slowly going over it.

His MAXIMUM power keeps the climb.

>>40250526
>A. Full purge, go for it.

>>40250526
>A. Full purge, go for it.
if it's a job worth doing it's a job worth doing right.

>>40250526
>>A. Full purge, go for it.

It is the mission, right?

And besides, attacking the civvies will draw their fighters to us.

>>40250526
>B. Seek out the warriors

>>40250526
C. destroy the military

YOU HAVE SELECTED FULL PURGE

GENOCIDE TIME

WOULD YOU LIKE EVERYONE TO STICK TOGETHER, OR SPREAD OUT TO DO SEVERAL THINGS?

IE: Bruce takes on the warriors, Broly the Military, Raditz and Seripa civilians, just as an example

>>40250770
I'll go with your example.

>>40250770
Keep everyone together for the most part watch each other's backs don't get cocky.

>>40250770
What you suggested.

>>40250770
Example sounds good.

>>40250770
your suggestion for spreading out makes sense

>>40250770
Example sounds good

>>40250770
Bruce Takes on warriors with Broly, Raditz and Seripa just start blowing things up as they see fit.

>>40250526
>A. Full purge, go for it.
Let loose.

suddenly I recall that Bruce needs a move called "the boomstick" in honor of Army of Darkness

>>40250770
And so, bruce begins the path to becoming a monster.

Stick togeather. The whole reason we did the teams was so that our weaker members wouldn't get beaten up. And there still is the enemy general with th 17K PL to worry about.

>>40250861
Groovy

>>40250915
Seriously? We're a fucking Saiyan! You want sunshine an rainbow's quest you go to fucking human quest or chuckles quest

>>40250929
this.

>>40250929
i don't care about sunshine and rainbows. just stating that this act crosses a line.

>>40250954
No it fucking doesn't, We aren't a fucking human we're a Saiyan, We kill fucking planets

>>40250915
>>40250929
Yeah, no shit, Saiyans kill entire populations of planets as a job, most of them do it for fun, too.

Bruce has absolutely no reason to NOT kill everything here.

I mean hell, Bruce is probably still hungry, he'd kill more of these guys just to have dinner.

>>40250972
Yup but people just want to turn everything into "Good" aligned quests which is complete and utter bullshit

>>40250990
I think the problem is they apply our ethics and morality to the situation.

A Saiyan born and raised on Planet Vegeta does not share our ideals.

It is "evil" what the Saiyans do, but the Saiyans don't think that.

>>40251016
Next thing you know they'll try and start to get us to develop "Morals"

File: Bruce Closeup.jpg (23 KB, 248x219)

23 KB JPG

Throwing up your hand, you have everyone come to a halt with you as you survey the situation at hand.

Multiple warriors are coming your way, according to the scouter, and the military is prepping itself for engagement.

Deciding to use your head on this one, you think things out.

It'd take a while if you all stuck together the entire time, so, in contrast, splitting up slightly might be for the best.

"I'll take on the warriors coming our way, Seripa, Raditz, you two handle the civilians, then go back up Broly after you're done, she'll be handling the military."

You quickly give out your orders, and the squad is also quick to follow them.

Splitting off from the main group, you fly to intercept the group that's coming in on your position.

Five warriors here, and you're able to tell that more are on their way.

>A. Charge the group here
>B. Defend
>C. Ki attacks
>D. Lead them away from the city
>E. Write in

>>40251042
>A. Charge the group here

>>40251042
>>C. Ki attacks
then
>A. Charge the group here

>>40251042
>A. Charge the group here

>>40251042
>A. Charge the group here

>>40251042
>C.
We'll charge after the opening volley

>>40251042
>C. Ki attacks

>>40251042
>C. Ki attacks
they have the numerical superiority. Let's fix that.

>>40251042
>C
Don't let them get close to spit acid at us.

>>40251147
ah, that's a good reason.
>>40251042
>C. Ki attacks

>>40251042
>C. Ki attacks
Soften them up

>>40251042
>>C. Ki attacks

Fire the "laser"

Rolled 89, 65, 32, 61, 31 = 278 (5d100)

KI ATTACKS WIN OUT FOR THE MOMENT

1d100 ME PLEASE

Bruce has a pretty damn good modifier at the moment.

>>40251042
>C. Ki attacks
Oblivion ring!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>40251201

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>40251201

>>40251219
ahahahahahahahaha

>>40251219
G fucking G lizard people

File: PLANNING.gif (601 KB, 291x386)

601 KB GIF

>>40251219
IT

KEEPS

HAPPENING

>>40251219
The moment the thread started, I made an offering to the dice gods. Glad to see our devotion is paying off.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>40251201

>>40251265
Our hype shall be burned into the fabric of the universe

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>40251201

All right. time for LASERS!

>>40251219
I made that roll....Is it bad that i didn't sacrifice anything to the dicegods...?

>>40251265
You cannot stop it, Eail.

The dice are [Assuming Direct Control].

>>40251339
I think sacrifices are communal.

>>40251339

No, because my terrible roll >>40251331 here made the necessary karmic balance.

>>40251339
I got us covered brother

SINCE BRUCE JUST WINS

YOU GUYS GET TO COME UP WITH A NEW MOVE RIGHT NOW TO TAKE THESE GUYS OUT

If we don't have anything, I'm stealing something similar to Final Flash

>>40251394
10 Volts, A ki blast that's arced like lightning

>>40251394
BOOMSTICK: imagine a massive shotgun blast of ki bullets from hell with an ear-cracking concussive force to boot

>>40251394
Is this asking for names and what they do?

Because I still have the names.

I just can't think of what they do.

>>40251394

Thunderous Rampage, an arcing beam attack that bounces between foes with a bluish lightning aura.

>>40251394
Ohmwrecker! Explosive fireworks!

>>40251394
>>40251431
Second
>>40251435
Why would you name something after a youtuber?

>>40251425
seconding effect. Name I'd prefer to be something electricity related.

Them and us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnpJhjmSbBY

>1.21 Gigawatts, Ohmmeter (Ohmwrecker), Diode (DIEode), Resistor, Circuit Breaker, Short Circuit, High Voltage, Kilowatt/Megawatt/Gigawatt Cannon, Hyperbeam (HYPErbeam), The Chair, Rolling Thunder, Stun Gun/Taser, Electron Buster, Hyperconductor, Mjölnir Toss, Lightning Drop,Current Spike, Thunderclap, Heaven's rage (alt. Icelandic "Reiði himnum")

Names, things!

>>40251431
Thirding this

>>40251394
Rampage DrZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

>>40251431
I think that name is terrible but we'll go with it I guess

>>40251465
how about Arc Rain or Lightning Barrage or Thunderous Hail?

>>40251394
He'll ore blast
Projectile that hits an opponent and then eneraos them hitting all sides but delivering most of the payload to weak spots.

>>40251551
Then pick one of these you like best >>40251510

>>40251551
>>40251510
Come on!

We can rename it later?

I mean it wasn't hard to collect this shit, but hey.

>>40251551
I agree that it is terrible. I suggest Short Circuit for it.

>>40251567
Hellbore freaking auto correct.

>>40251394
this >>40251425
with the name changed to Thunderious Hail here>>40251565

>>40251576
I'm down for that name

>>40251551
>>40251510
Rolling Thunder sounds good for this.
>>40251576
Short Circuit is good too.

>>40251636

As the one who came up with it, I am TOTALLY behind Rolling Thunder. Fits much better.

I now envision us developing some kind of whip made of ki as a conductive wire for very nasty shocks.
>Tesla Lash

>>40251666
>not Tesla Coil

File: Cell laugh.jpg (15 KB, 480x360)

15 KB JPG

Considering you're really not in any danger here, you decide to let your childlike innocence and mind wander, coming up with a new attack on the fly.

Extending your hand outwards, a light blue aura surrounds it, before a thin beam of the same color shoots outward, small arcs of electricity coming off of it as it flies towards your enemies.

Keeping your concentration on all of the foes ahead of you, after the beam pierces one lizardman through the head, you direct it to loop back around, forcing it to repeat the same action again for the four other targets currently in the air.

Only one manages to avoid your new attack, which you're debating to call Rolling Thunder.

Despite how easily you dispatched his friends, this one seems to be determined to attack you head on.

Good as time as any for another new attack!

Forcing your Ki around your right fist, causing it to glow in a similar fashion to your last attack, you meet the lizard's charge head on.

Fast enough to dodge the punch that he threw your way, you sink your fist into his chest, but not forcing it through.

"Boom"

As you say the word, your energy cracks out, expanding from your fist and holy shit you practically just tore this guy in half.

Awesome.

You were intending for that to be more like a peppering blast at short range to mess up internal organs, but this works too.

Letting the corpse fall to the ground, your scouter informs you more high power levels are on their way, and that your squad isn't finished with their assignments yet.

>A. Help Broly
>B. Help Raditz and Seripa
>C. Go kill the warriors incoming
>D. Write in

>>40251689
>C. Go kill the warriors incoming
Get your ass in gear guys otherwise you'll miss out on their reinforcements!

>>40251689
>A. Help Broly

>>40251689
>C. Go kill the warriors incoming

>>40251689
>C. Go kill the warriors incoming

>>40251689
>C. Go kill the warriors incoming
trust in our squad.

>>40251689
>>C. Go kill the warriors incoming

Murder time fun time!

>>40251687
I thought Coil would be pushing it for lack of creativity, but I don't really know any DBZ moves beyond the ones that have already been listed in this adventure

>>40250915
No, not until the full moon.

>>40251689
C, complete annihilation.

File: 1430018905695.gif (185 KB, 450x420)

185 KB GIF

>>40251752
>Bruce Oozaru

>mfw

>>40251743
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Blast

>>40251689
I am down for that application of the boomstick/whatever it may be called
>C. Go kill the warriors incoming
our team is competent and has been assigned reasonable targets; if they need us, they'll shout

>>40251764
Dear.
Fucking.
God.

>>40251743
Just re-read the move. That exists already. One of Cooler's men has it. We could call ours The Kane Special. Hope Eail gets the joke.

>>40251689
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT-NOPE JUST KIDDING. JUST THIS ONE.

>>40251825
oh wow I had no idea. I just came up with it on the spot

>>40251816
Well it inspired me with a Bruce version of the Power Ball technique that lets Saiyans transform without a moon.

It creates a fuckoff huge storm cloud above it so the Power Ball can be seen but an ungodly amount of lightning gets thrown everywhere.

Yay or Nay?

>>40251872
Hurricane Ball?

Only question I have, what happens when Frieza does the Saiyan genocide in a year or so.

Does Bruce gather up as many kids as he can, throw them in a ship and evac with Broly?

He would likely listen to Bardocks warnings.

>>40251872
Ball Lightning?

You trust in your squad to take care of the rest of the problems, so long as you can keep up your end of the deal and take out the warriors that are coming.

Shooting off towards the power levels your scouter informs you are incoming, it peaks up in it's warning.

That fifteen thousand is with them, well, this should end up being interesting.

Five weaker powers around him, about the same as the other ones that you've killed so far, you kind of expected that a king would have more of a... powerful guard than this

When you end up meeting the incoming flight just outside of the city, you come to a halt across from the King and his guards.

They look mad

Then again you probably would too if some short bastard came along and slaughtered your people out of nowhere.

Why do you have goosebumps?

Shrugging that off for the moment, you prep yourself for combat with this group, the biggest challenge you've had so far.

You're excited.

>A. Charge
>B. Defend
>C. Boomstick
>D. Rolling Thunder
>E. Write in

>>40251917
>>40251894
I was thinking "Eye of the Storm" but I'm lame and cannot into names.

>>40251929
>C. Boomstick

>>40251929
>>D. Rolling Thunder

>>40251929
C

>>40251929
>D
Take out the books first, maybe damage the king.

>>40251929
What about using that thing where we cup our hands and throw out a bunch of Ki blasts?

Open with one of those then combo into one of the other Ki attacks we have?

>>40251937
I don't know what you mean... Eye of the Storm is much better

>>40251929
>D. Rolling Thunder
the mooks then
C. Boomstick
to the kings face

>>40251929
>>D. Rolling Thunder

I hear that and I think of an old roller coaster.

>>40251929
>>C. Boomstick

>>40251929
>>40251991
I like how this sounds

>>40251929
>>D. Rolling Thunder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFYVcz7h3o0

File: Youcannotintoperfection.jpg (8 KB, 213x160)

8 KB JPG

>>40251929
Using someone elses comp and don't have access to all my cell pics, had to find shit off the internet by putting cell pics on his computer much to his dismay.

Lel.

>D. Rolling Thunder

Lets just casually murder these strong guys like they are nothing because BROOSLEYLOOL.

Rolled 72, 51, 94, 55, 31, 60 = 363 (6d100)

Looks like it's Rolling Thunder into Boomstick once again.

1d100 you know the drill

>>40251929
>D. Rolling Thunder
CC kill the little guys
DPS comes later, in the fight with the big guy

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>40252058
Git hype?

>>40252012
this ain't no Thunder Mountain, son

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>40252058
Let's do this

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>40252058

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>40252058
And now our hubris comes back to defeat us.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>40252058

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>40252058
Dat 94

>>40252058
So, which of those was the not scrubby King?

Bet he got the 31.

You're giving him the 94, aren't you?

>>40252058
I'm gonna guess that the 94 is the big guy because epic fight?

>>40252101
King was the first roll

>>40252087
We beat all but one, not too bad.

>>40252087
I can't hear your logic over all this hype

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>40252058

WHO CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER?

>>40252111
Pssst.

You should just let him have the 94 so he is cooler.

>>40252133
I don't think Cooler is here.

>>40252119
I think these lizards did.
Enjoy your order, chumps.

>>40252133
What this guy said.
Narrative license, MUTHAFUCKAS

>>40252150
My bad, I meant so he can be more Chilled.

Wait!

>>40252155
Or he can just have our modifier not apply to the king. This way he survives with his 72, and we get rid of the mooks still.

>>40252185
I cant wait for

>The king actually hits us

>Bruce's PL skyrockets due to his excitement at a real fight

>>40252213

One of these times, our luck will run out and we will get a zenkai out of it. But so far, today is not that day.

Extending your left hand, you keep your right one back, both charging up a light blue aura as you gather your energy.

When the light blue beam of Rolling Thunder shoots out once more, it's much a repeat of the last time you used the attack on an enemy team just a few moments ago.

You're simply too fast for most of them to avoid it, except for one very lucky one that managed to avoid the attack by the edge of his pants.

Not wanting to give either of the two currently still active fighters a chance to react, you rear back your fist and charge at the king, intending to give him a shot of your other new attack.

What you aren't expecting though, is the reaction he gives you, perhaps you telegraphed your attack too much, or something else, either way, just as you're about to impact with his chest, the man grabs your arm and flips you over him.

Sending you stumbling/flying forward while you're caught off balance, he tosses a Ki blast your way, that you just barely manage to deflect before it'd impact with you.

Okay, seems like he knows what he's doing.

>A. Charge
>B. Defend
>C. Boomstick
>D. Ki blasts
>E. Write in

>>40252238
our zenkai is broken. it starts working the moment we enter combat.

>>40252272
>>D. Ki blasts
Gib the other guy who is alive, then
>A. Charge
The King

>>40252272
Charge the King with a quick Ki blast to kill the remaining mook

>>40252272
>>D. Ki blasts

>>40252272
>A. Charge

>>40252297
>>>D. Ki blasts
>Gib the other guy who is alive, then
>>A. Charge
>The King

This. Leave no-one alive to interfere.

>>40252272
>D. Ki blasts

>>40252297
Second.

>>40252272
>>40252297
this
it looks like we'll need an opening before we can introduce the king to the boomstick

>>40252272
>A
Charge the King and when the mook tries to help, boomstick him then get back to the King.

Also is the Boomstick only able to come out of our fist?

>>40252272
Smile
>FUCKING FINALLY
Ki blast mook
>Let's fuckjng dance!

>>40252336
the boomstick is just an energy shotgun. the closer we do it the more damage it does.

>>40252336
>Dick boomstick
Fund it.

>>40252364
let's keep our genocidal child soldier quest "Space PG-13" please

Rolled 55, 34 = 89 (2d100)

>>40252272
KI BLAST THE MOOK CHARGE THE KING

2d100 please

best of five still

>>40252364
>electric version, low intensity

>Broly's favorite technique.

Rolled 78, 51 = 129 (2d100)

>>40252416

Rolled 77, 84 = 161 (2d100)

>>40252416
LETS GO

Rolled 48, 17 = 65 (2d100)

>>40252416


Time to GET HYPE

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>40252416
Oh lord here come the bruce

>>40252407
Hahaha you must be new here

>>40252430
>GOING

Rolled 74, 19 = 93 (2d100)

>>40252416

Mook's dead.
King might have taken a hit. Depends on modifiers.

>>40252448
hehehe I was just messing

>>40252407
One thing to say.
"The Bruce is Loose"
Btw, anybody got a link to that? Kinda want to read it again.

Captcha.
Travel magazines are NOT food.

>>40252348
>>40252364
So if we were to oh, firmly plant our foot in the King's face and happened to utter the word "Boom", would he finally know who phone was?

>>40252500
http://pastebin.com/DXZjzCsW

Also chuckles smut

http://pastebin.com/HCV9avQf

>>40252520
needs testing. oh look an errant King just dying to be experimented on.

File: 7639356.jpg (73 KB, 476x484)

73 KB JPG

>>40252551
Have that saved somewhere, do we?

>>40252551
Are the mook/King wearing scouters?

>>40252593
yup

>>40252604
nope

>>40252610
>no scouters
>were able to find Bardock's crew when they were hiding
We should mention this to the others.

>>40252641
Probably just sensed their power levels or knew from the area where people had been killed. Or their searching of different areas hadn't return results and it was just by chance that they were found.

>>40252641
>Yelling and loud ass explosions

>>40252669
sensing power levels would be a big deal to PTO members, since few, if any, can, or know of this ability.

>>40252671
yeah saiyans are rarely subtle.

>>40252520
Phone is foot?
MY GOD, FOOT WAS PHONE!

In my options for captcha I had that one grumpy fire guy from some Christmas special (Rudolph, I think), and fingernails.
Earlier today there was a 'nid.

I like this turn of events.

>>40252669

We don't actually know this is a thing IC. Scouters are used for a reason.

>>40252641
They probably have radios.

File: REVVING.gif (2.92 MB, 1024x435)

2.92 MB GIF

The thought of having an actually challenging opponent is... exciting, to say the least.

The King managed to actually throw you off balance and toss an attack your way, something that you aren't exactly used to.

It's only been technically two missions at this point, but with how easy it's all been so far, you're happy that you're actually getting an honest to Kai challenge now!

His servant isn't going to be worth much, and as you charge the King again, you toss a small blast at the soldier, bursting out the other side of his chest and leaving the man to fall to the ground dead.

Despite seeing what you're capable of, the King still seems to be caught off guard by how fast you really are.

When you have your foot crash into his face, you don't let up on him, flipping around after knocking him off guard with that kick, you unleash a flurry of blows upon the reptile king.

You can hear what you assume are his ribs cracking as you smash into them, destroying part of his structure.

With a roar, you ram your fist into his gut and unleash enough energy to send him flying away from you.

He's hurt, but not dead.

>A. Charge, don't let up!
>B. Hang back and Defend
>C. Ki attack
>d. Write in

>>40252758
>A. Charge, don't let up!

>>40252758
C while A.

>>40252758
>>A. Charge, don't let up!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>40252758
test out if we can Boomstick through our feet.

>>40252758
>A. Charge, don't let up!
we should gladly accrue experience in the art of ruthlessly killing kings

>>40252777
The trip 7's have it.

Let's race our own ki blast.

>>40252758
>>A. Charge, don't let up!

Rip his arm off and push it down his throat!

>>40252800
I dont want to destroy our shoes.

>>40252758
>A. Charge, don't let up!

>>40252758
>A. Charge, don't let up!

>>40252758
>A Charge, don't let up!

Start breaking him. Finish the ribs, if he has a tail then rip it off and then tear off an arm and break his legs. See if he can still fly.

And a lack of a tail should unbalance him if he has one so that'll make the rest easier too.

Break him and brutalise him but keep his face intact so we can parade it around tot he rest of the lizardmen. Lower moral enemies are easier to kill.

>>40252758
>A. Charge, don't let up!

>>40252758
>A, Chaaaaarge!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

CHARGE 'EM LETS GO

1d100

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>40252858

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>40252858

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>40252858

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>40252858
Git rekt.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>40252858

>>40252826
We don't need then to be easier though, do we?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>40252858
Hype?

Rolled 8, 56 = 64 (2d100)

>>40252858

>>40252890
True.
If anything, we should try to RAISE their morale.

Maybe let one land a bit at one point.

>>40252890
We don't.

But it may go a ways for the others.

>>40252915
>>40252910
>>40252890
I get it, let's tear off our OWN arm, instead.

>>40252915
Just let Raditz wear it as a mask.

>>40252943
Nah, we don't have namekian regen.
Just tie our hands together behind our back.

Bruce's theme right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0

Bruce is almost One Punch Man

how sad

>>40253008
>we becomes so powerful that we go bald
>tfw Bruce loses his ponytail

>>40253004
Isn't that always?

>>40253008
It just means we need to find bigger dudes to fight.

>>40252983
Are we going to show them why were the coldest motherfucker in the neighborhood?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFPvXTZoiDA

>>40253008
We aren't yet?

Well, training montage with Broly is a go?

>>40253008
Bruce is currently DCAU Superman not holding back and worrying about killing someone.

Looks like Eail is on a bit of a SWQ binge.
Hope we get SAQ soon. I'm eager to find out what the Pilgrim is, visit Arcosia for some spiritual GAINZ, and probably have Cooler tell us to go deal with some other random problem.

>>40253033
>we becomes so powerful that we go bald
>EXCEPT for the pony tail.

>>40253008
Well that settles that

>>40253065
same. this is more of a story B for me.

>>40253072
So we have one of those Manchu ponytail braids like in all those Hong Kong action flicks?

File: image.jpg (39 KB, 507x638)

39 KB JPG

>>40253072
No anon.

>>40253044
That makes me think.
Um...Broly... That's not my tail.

File: Yup.jpg (482 KB, 1720x1236)

482 KB JPG

>>40253004
As you fly down after the lizard king, you almost feel... sad, again.

This wasn't a challenge, just because he dodged you once, after you charged at him, you thought he might be able to keep up with you.

Grabbing his skull as he falls back towards his planet, you start to squeeze as you drag him face first across several of the buildings as you fall together.

Slamming into the ground together, which doesn't hurt you, but sure as hell hurts the lizard king, you stand up and calmly brush yourself off.

Surprisingly, you can hear the King struggling to get back up to his feet behind you.

You had thought that impact would have killed him, seems like he's a bit more sturdy than you might have suspected though.

"You know, this planet is boring. I thought that since you were giving Bardock trouble, I might finally have a challenge, but, man you guys were really weak." You say with a disinterested voice.

Hissing at you in a tongue that you don't recognize, the King seems to accept his fate, but that doesn't mean he's going to just lay down and let you kill him.

>A. Finish this
>B. Leave him, he's no threat.
>C. Write in

Maybe for guys like this, Eail should roll 3d100 and take the best of those three for the King's roll.

>>40253172
"I know..."

Welp.

You know, I think Broly actually has hormone issues, that's why she's so fucking tall.

>>40253186
>B. Leave him, he's no threat.

>>40253186
>A. Finish this

>>40253186
>A. Finish this
with a Boomstick.

>>40253186
>C. Write in
"Man, and here I was hoping to have a good story to tell Broly too..."
then
>A. Finish this
Boomstick his face.

>>40253195
I agree, this should make the things a little more interesting.

>>40253186
>>A. Finish this

There is no use in letting him live.

>>40253186
>A
Finish it by slowly eating him alive!

>>40253236
>>40253195
Pretty sure we outclassed this guy enough that it didnt matter.

Which is scary, actually.

>>40253195
I was starting to think the same really.

Dodoria?

>>40253186
>>A. Finish this

>>40253259
How could one possibly fight against the most fertile of their species?!

>>40250255
Welp, time to look for more art of Ayla, Marle, and Zeal_.

>>40253186
>>40253218
this

>>40253285
repeated Boomsticks to any macroscopic piece of him/her/it followed by heavy orbital bombardment. after that you make the nearest star go supernova just to make sure.

>>40253195
2 or 3, depending of challenge level.

>>40253186
>A. Finish this
Genocide means genocide.

>>40253334
So is that what you propose is foreplay with Broly?

>>40253186
>B. Leave him, he's no threat

We're still a kid and this is booooooring to not fight someone worthy!

If we do gank him, at least comment on how much of a letdown this whole thing was.

>>40253351
Saiyan foreplay is fighting until Zenkai happens.

>>40253352
>We're still a kid and this is booooooring to not fight someone worthy!

You understand we've killed dozens of people already, right?

None of them could put up ANY of a fight.

He'd just sigh and blast him.

>>40253186
>A. Finish this

>>40253365
The Bruce x Broly is gonna need a bigger ship

or planet. Anything to withstand that high an impact of pre-sexual violence.

>>40253375
Okay fair enough.

I just pictured myself as a kid quickly losing interest if something was really easy.

It's probably a little different when you're destroying civilizations. I only did that with ants.

File: Bruce Teenager.jpg (59 KB, 1131x707)

59 KB JPG

"You know, I'd say that I'm sorry, but I'm probably gonna eat you after this is over, so I doubt that really means much." You admit with a shrug.

You're fairly certain that he doesn't undestand you, but your tone should likely tell him all of what you're feeling.

Boredom, disappointment, wanting.

When the King charges you one final time, you merely side step him, your hand already glowing with a light blue energy as you grab him by the back of his clothing and jerk him back.

Placing your fist at his back, you utter one simple word.

"Boom"

And the guts of the King are now splattering all across the streets of his city, with the stench he's putting off, you think you might have actually hit whatever produces the acid Seripa was talking about.

You'd be somewhat interested if you weren't so bored right now

>WRITE IN

>>40253400
I had a cool great grandpa that fought in the winter war who taught me how to make napalm from styrofoam and gasoline. He used it to get rid of ant hills. crazy old coot.

>>40253435
Time to check in with the crew!

Take some lizard bits as snacks for everyone.

>>40253435
Make sure the others are doing alright.

>>40253399
Now imagine actual Saiyan high impact sexual violence.

>>40253435
Let's blow up some buildings.
That's pretty fun.

Wait for our squad to catch up.

>>40253435
Loot shit yo

>>40253487
>Now imagine actual Saiyan high impact sexual violence.

Biting, scratching, a few stray energy blasts.

And on a good day, a couple of giant monkeys.

>>40253435
try to find a space ship.

>>40253435
>Contact the others and get a status update while moving to the last known location of Raditz

>>40253435
>Inform crew the King is dead. General check in.

>>40253514
This explains Bruce.

He was conceived while both parents were in Monkey form.

>>40253435
Make sure none of our team or allies are jobbing it, help them if they are, if they aren't loot.

>>40253435
ask the troops if anyone needs backup

>>40253435
>Tell everyone the king is dead
>Ask for updates on their progress

>>40253534
So Bruce and Broly's kid.

Born with 100 mil PL or no?

>>40253435
>Loot shit yo

And check in with our squad, make sure everyone is all right.

>>40253289
>Not Schala
You disgust me.

>>40253552
No if only for the fact we don't need it farting and shattering the planet.

>>40253552
Nah.
Their kid's PL is 1.
He has reached a plane of power that cannot be comprehended, and causes malfunctions in scouters, fucking up their calculations.

File: 7365386747564.gif (2.46 MB, 400x224)

2.46 MB GIF

>>40253621
>toddler is nearly as strong as 100% Frieza

>Frieza's fw

File: Scouters.jpg (29 KB, 900x505)

29 KB JPG

Grabbing a seat, you decide to check in with everyone to see how their portions of the purge are going.

Raditz informs you that he and Seripa are hitting the last of the hideouts in this city.

Broly simply says that she's finished up with the military and is ready for whatever is next.

Seems like your trust in your squad was well placed since they've managed to do this well.

You're happy that they managed to take care of everything without much trouble, and a quick com check to Hanasia confirms the same with her small squadron.

Since Bardock's scouter broke, you end up talking to Borogos, who also informs you that, aside from a minor bit of trouble, they're finishing things up on their side.

Laying back and crossing your arms behind your head, you stare up at the sky of what will soon be a dead world, ready to be sold to the highest bidder.

Is this really what your life is going to amount to?

Slaughtering weaklings, there's no fun in that, you want a challenge, something to actually push yourself to your true limits, which, quite frankly, you aren't even sure what they are yet.

When you fought Hanasia back on Planet Vegeta, something inside of you snapped, bringing forth a surge of power that seemingly just hasn't stopped.

All of this power, but no really satisfying way to use it.

There's some sick irony there really.

>WRITE IN

>>40253707
Try to talk to broly alone, about things like what to do with your life, like acquire a ship and go adventuring.

>>40253707
>Consider taking Raditz and Broly and going on space adventure in an attempt to find a being powerful enough to handle the HYPE.
Or
>Just challenge King Vegeta, Lord of Jobbers

>>40253707
Tell Broly to come find you and then take a nap. She'll wake you up when she arrives.

Dream about strong enemies!

>>40253707
Ask Broly to come to us then do>>40253727

>>40253707
Yo, does anyone keep a Database on the worlds that Frieza's whats-it-called (organisation) knows? I wanna fight something tough.

Either that, or we tell Bardock and Hanasia to fight Us and Broly, see if that's fun.

>>40253738
The last time Broly was around Bruce when he was asleep ended with Vegeta having permanent mental scarring.

I know it was canon, don't fuck with me!

>>40253744
2v1?

That would be interesting

I approve.

>>40253785
That's actually 2v2

>>40253707
Wonder if this is how everyone "at the top" feels. Bored? Lonely? What drives King Vegeta to keep on with his largely unchallenged rule? What motivates Frieza? Will you eventually go as cold as them?