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>Oh sweet fuck a headcase with a headcase we need to get ahead of this
>Wow, that's perfect. The one person on base Naka can't possibly feel inferior to!
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

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Also this guy >>40251563 is so right. This factor alone significantly changed the outcome of a decision last session, and for the better.

>>40251867
>>Oh sweet fuck a headcase with a headcase we need to get ahead of this

Add in a "please tell me the thought process that went into that decision, and if any drugs were involved."

>>40251876
>>Wow, that's perfect. The one person on base Naka can't possibly feel inferior to!
It's rude but we're drunk and being rude is fun.

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>>40251867
>Willie

>>40251901
>This factor alone significantly changed the outcome of a decision last session, and for the better.
Could you elaborate on which decision and how?

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251867
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

Also
>pretty loose for a Japanese guy
>Not pretty fly for a Jap guy
one job

>>40251901
Oh? Which one?

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!
>>40251901
Which decision?

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>Positive reinforcement option!
>Oh yeah and Fubuki's there too.

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!
I'm taking this at face value; that some encouragement from someone who knows what they're doing but isn't going to breath down her neck will do Willy some good.

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>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

You know, I was thinking earlier that pairing Fubuki and Willie together might be a good idea; certainly better than Sammy and Willie, as the Chikuma Incident showed.

There is the potential of Fubuk And Willie On Crack, but that's a risk we'll have to take.

>>40251867
>Or maybe you're ethnocentric and Projecting and you didn't even ask him for his pronouns so who gives a shit?
Snort.
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

Willie is sweet, unoffensive and takes well to patient training.

She needs lots of it and it will help Naka be busy.

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!
>>40251901
Haa~

>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876

>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

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>Akatsuki Kai Ni in just over 4 hours

>>40251876
>>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

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>>40251901

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>>40251867
>you didn't even ask him for his pronouns
MISOGYNY! TRANSPHOBIA! FAT SHAMING!

CHECK YOUR PRIVLEGE CONFEDERATE SCUM

>>40251942
Unleashing the Hate, if I remember rightly

>>40251876
>>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>40251928
>Could you elaborate on which decision and how?

Lessee the archives, here: https://archive.moe/tg/thread/40143472/#40145683

This one. The vote option referring to a "weapon" meant a real, actual weapon - kind of like firing a gun into the air while yelling to make a crowd abandon all ideas of violence really quick. But anon made it clear that they thought the option was for deploying Hate (which had already been confirmed by the prior vote, so he was in anyways,) so I just... intensified that to fit.

In the end, I think anon DID vote for deploying a real, actual weapon.

>>40251867
>>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

>>HOTEL RESERVATIONS
Ohoho... is it time for The Grand Yamato Hotel?

>>40251876
>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!
Good, Willie is adequate in combat, but needs the confidence to be adequate.

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>>40251876
>Willie D.

FUCK YEAH

>An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

because it seems like the one belittling Willie the least. girl gets so much shit she don' deserve.
Yes, I'm that anon.

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>>40252009

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>>40251993
She's getting Kai Ni?

>>40252049
Anon, I don't think that means what you think it means.

votes called writing etc.

>>40252033
How bad would it have been if we had just fired our weapons into the air?

>>40252056
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:261971

You know with Naka taking charge of the fuck-up duo we should take Shoukaku as our secretary so as to help her gain more confidence in her ability to lead.

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>>40252056
Yup, maintenance is going on right now, and she's part of the update.

>>40252033
>I think anon DID vote for deploying a real, actual weapon.
While I am only one anon, I was looking forward to some dead otaku who would be lambasted in Japanese media as traitors for accosting a shipgirl, and for their parents to publicly apologize to the nation for the trouble that their sons had caused.
Preferably followed with a pogrom of the worst offenders in back alleys by the more nationalistic thugs.

>>40252105
Sounds good to me.

>>40252100
Pretty bad, I guess. Not counting the bullet dropping back to earth and hitting somebody, there's the fact that the bullet could be deflected into any of the high-rise buildings around the Gundam cafe.

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>>40252103
>>40252106
Neat.

>>40252106
Totally forgot about the maintenance didn't do my PVPs

>>40252112
Jesus christ dude now I need to get bandaid.

>>40252049
GREETINGS FELLOW COMMANDO!

>>40252105
I still think we should give Willie to AZ, they'd work well together.

>>40252126
She will be a real elephant lady

>>40252163
Wait, like a lady version of the Elephant Man?

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Now all we need are STIMUTACKS to compliment Goto's booze.

>>40252173
In the anime she mispronounced elegant as elephant.

>>40252105
Shoukaku isn't confident in her own skills as a secretary. If we push it on her, she will outright refuse.

Besides, since it turned out that Yamato is Goto's secretary, we are now totally free to pick Kongou as our secretary. Maybe she can control Sammy.

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>>40252173

>>40252200
If she's secretary she's probably going to be too busy to be secretary.

Also while Kongou's fun she's also a bit too enthusiastic to have around regularly.

>>40252200
Asking her isn't hte same as pushing it on to her.

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>>40252200
>ntring goto

come on bro

don't do that

>>40252227
to be dealing with sammy jesus fuck I can't type

>>40252125
not to mention the fact that YOU FIRED A GUN in the middle of the street

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>>40252173

>>40252227
Maybe on the first (nothing stops secretary ships from sortieing) and admittedly yes on the second- but if she can keep Sammy in check, it's a small price to pay.

>>40252236
I suppose. We'll find out if we ask her in the future.

>>40252259
I don't propose waifuing Kongou. She is Goto-sexual, which means she will not use the advantage of being our secretary ship to get ahead in the waifu wars.

Heck, we can even be her wingman. Insist on bringing her to every meeting with Goto on grounds of "she's my secretary ship". That way Goto has no escape from her.

This would be so much easier if we could pick an American ship

>>40252259
>happy clit dance.webm

>>40252033

Nobody's ever called me anything so nice before.

too bad for you I ain't gay.

>>40252354
>This would be so much easier if we had more American ships to pick from

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You snicker. “Ah, Goto, this star feels pretty new. If I want to get all huffy I'll bring a ruler and we can both have that contest fair and square.”

He laughs.

“Kongou can be the judge.”

He stops laughing.

“If Naka was one of your first ships... she must've been rough to start with too, right?”

He nods. “You'd think they'd know how to fight, instinctively... and in a sense, they do. But they all react to their, uh, resurrections in a humanoid body differently.”

You recall how Shoukaku described taking to clothes shopping so avidly, and recall that plenty other shipgirls seem to go about base in the same old uniform they always wear. Kind of like you.

“She was a bit unsteady at first – she looked like a kid learning to ice-skate for the first time, really. And there was nobody to ease her into it, or show her how. We had to throw her into battle before she was really ready.”

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>>40252358
that's a shitty filename

>>40252354
>>40252378
>This would be so much easier if Higgins was here

>>40252349
I fucked up while writing. I meant to say she'd be too busy with secretarial duties to take care of Sammy. Personally I'd attach Sammy to Kongou but not have her as secretary.

Is Nagato around? Why don't we rope her since she effectively was surrendered at the end of the war? Probably a bad idea but...

>>40252361
The cosplay girls must be loving you after that performance with them creeps.

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>>40251876
>[x] Wow, that's perfect. The one person on base Naka can't possibly feel inferior to!
>[x] An attaboy from someone qualified to judge but without a direct interest in her performance? Give her a few more of those and we might just get along, Goto!

I was kinda hoping Nagara would make an appearance as a DD trainer, but a Naka is great, too.

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“Isn't that-”

“She wouldn't stay behind,” he explains. “She saw us sortieing and just fell into formation. We left at night; it was almost two hours before the deck watch spotted her.” He sighs. “I know she doesn't seem like much on paper, but we both know the facts aren't everything with this spooky shit. Fubuki reminds me of Naka a lot; she can barely set sail without face-planting in a wave – top heavy, I guess – but she's trying her ass off. I think they'll all have a good influence on each other.”

You chortle. “I can drink to that, Goto.”

And you most certainly do.

--------

Your watch wakes you up right on time, with the added benefit that you can't find it in time to smash it. You grope around for it with the intensity of a wounded soldier crawling for cover; powering through agonizing effort with the grim, certain knowledge that you can rest if only you see it through. By the time you locate your watch on your wrist, it's too late – you're awake. A shave-and-shower later you duck into the kitchen long enough to drop more crumbled-up bread to your new fish (still have to buy that aerator thing – today) and check your schedule on your smartphone. A few things have been re-arranged to accommodate work crews patching up the limited damage from yesterday's air raid.

>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.

>>40252361
Keep doing what you're doing, and you'll have a good shot at getting banned in civilized warfare. You'll be right up there with nerve gas and serrated knifes, won't that be great?

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

Food always helps.

>>40252415
>>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.

>>40252415

>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
Foooood and shipgirl gossip

>>40252415
>>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.
Back to work

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
Let bygones be bygones. Time for bacon.

>>40252415
>>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.
I'm sure we can find something warm to eat.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

>>40252415
>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.
We must know what Hate did.

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

Meet the public.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

fuck cold cereal

>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

We need to know what kind of damage control we'll need to take w/r/t rumors of the DAYTO

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess
>Dodge whoever is tailing us undoubtedly

>>40252415
>you locate your watch on your wrist
Ha.

>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
Time For Rumors and Gossip!

>>40252415
>>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.

Avoid the dayto squads!

>>40252415
>>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
I'm more interested in whether we'll get mobbed by ship girls talking about the date as opposed to what the public thinks..

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

>>40252415
>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.

We've been ignoring the World At Large for long enough. It's only been, what, three days since the resort slaughter?

>>40252415
>Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
If we don't leave I bet somebody'd drag us off anyways.

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

Tempted to see what people think, but a lot of people truly hate the creeps that you unleashed the Hate on.

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
Let's see what reactions we're gonna get from the various ship girls.

>>40252421

Serrated knives are banned?

Shit. I did not fuckkin know that. Learn something new every fuckin day, huh.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.
What your people feel is more important than what the nameless masses feel

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>>40252361

Yeah, 'bout that. You know who invented the concept of Marines?

Athenians. Yeah. That's right. Sparta won all four major land battles of the Spartan/Athenian war, but in the interim the Athenians were rowing up and down their coast landing small parties of raiders and shit-wreckers all over the place. They were terrifying, because when you saw them coming at you, you knew they weren't just there to sack the houses and kidnap the women. They didn't care about women. They came to shank you with spears till you died to death.

So tl;dr you're gay as hell. Qualifications: GREEK

>>40252421
Are serrated knives banned? I can't think of why they would be.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

Also check email reuters Japanese english newspapers and shit while you eat, MULTITASKING DURING THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

Just after an attack on the base? Better to be seen out and about for morale reasons since Goto seems to be hiding in the office most of the time.

>>40252415
>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

We already know the news will spin last night as "Americans protect carrier from filthy degenerates."

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

>>40252402
I'm sure a battlecruiser like Kongou has more than enough steam to spare for li'l Sammy, who had to shut off the safety valves to keep up with the rest of Taffy 3 in their kamikaze run on the Hotel.

>>40252415

>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

>>40252415
>>Hit up the mess – it kicks the shit out of cold cereal, and it's good to keep in touch with the morale/scuttlebutt around base.

Fuck the public

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Lets take option C.

[x]BULLY FAPANGEL

>>40252415
>[x] Eat in this morning and check the news, the internet, e-mail – get a fix on public opinion. The Navy has People That Will Handle That, but you don't necessarily trust the likes of journalism majors.

>>40252518
Aren't marines just part of the USN?

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Goddammit, I'm late!

Tell me I didn't miss Arizona being cute.

By the way just so people don't walk away with a completely wrong impression: While the industry exploits the shit out of otaku's money, otakus in general are very much considered Persona Non Grata among regular japanese society.
They too would rather have those guys nuked to oblivion.

(I suspect part of their intensity is related to some sort of instinctive pushback against the japanese society's love for conformity. Nail that sticks out and all that)

>>40252558
You just did, she's escorting Sammy to the barracks.

>>40252540
Halley pls
>Can't even 1CC
okay I lel'd

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>>40252540

oh my fucking god wow

>>40252522

The Wehrmacht issued serrated knives in WW1. Their soldiers got rid of them as fast as possible in favor of smooth blades because the English did horrible things to soldiers they caught with serrated blades. The wounds they made were horrible. There was a passage about this in All Quiet on the Western Front, actually.

>>40252557
Shhh don't tell them.

>>40252501
The knife bit is a myth btw.

>>40252579
Jagged wounds caused by serrated knives heal faster, you know.

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>>40252577
God fucking dammit!

Did we at least give her a hug?

>>40252501
>warfare
>civilized

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>>40252349
>Insist on bringing her to every meeting with Goto on grounds of "she's my secretary ship". That way Goto has no escape from her.
I like this as much as having Naka as our secretary just to fuck with Harder

>>40252540
I fucking lol'd

>>40252611
That's interesting. Why so? More contact surface?

>>40252579

Pretty much everyone knew that a smooth-bladed knife is much more dangerous in a lethal sense, as a weapon - a clean cut to an artery won't shrivel up and partially self-seal like a ragged tear does (i.e. the kind of injury likely to be sustained from natural causes or a saber-tooth tiger attack, etc. Evolution!) Some people will even tell you that smooth blades are the best.

Some people think they'll fight with a knife against a fleshy opponent, but when they're trying to saw through a seatbelt as fire eats towards the gas tank, who's gonna be laughing then!?

>OPINIONS.PNG

>>40252518

Know who the USMC was influenced most heavily by? The Royal Marines. Know why they exist? Vikings. Know who were the most badass shipborne small unit raiders of their era? The fuckin vikings. Know what I've got on my tags as burial preference? Fucking Viking.

And vikings weren't gay like that. But naw, keep tryin.

Queer.

>>40252631
>More contact surface?
Basically yes. Clean-edged cuts have nothing to naturally keep the two halves together, wheras jagged wounds tend to fit together like a jigsaw puzzle.

>>40252611
You sure? I thought incisions bled a lot more than lacerations, but healed cleaner.

>>40252636
>>OPINIONS.PNG
get to counting votes and writin.

>>40252636
for interior issues, serrated heals best, because rough edges to connect to.
As for exterior and large organs. smooth is best because its fucking easier to suture back together.

>>40252656
>Fucking Viking.

You really, really fucking hate your girlfriend, eh? If you marry her and get that burial into the prenup you will be a fucking legend.

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>>40252540
that's planefag?

>>40252540
>useless sacks of meat

Do you like a flat Yukari then?

VOTES CALLED AND ALL THAT

>>40252656
But funny thing: a lot of the Greeks were.
Thebians actually set up platoons of Gay soldiers, believing they would fight harder to protect/impress their lovers.

>>40252656
>The Royal Marines.
You mean those guys who hung out on ships with the people who loved their good ol' rum, sodomy, and the lash?

>>40252693
>You really, really fucking hate your girlfriend, eh?
Ha, truth.

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I hope Settle is prepared when Zuikaku comes down on him for dating her older sister.

>>40252693

What girlfriend. Bitch I've been on nonstop deployments since I hit the fleet. You think I got time for a bitch?

>>40252540
Amazing halley. I just find it incredible that someone actually took the time to make that thing.

>>40252636
>Serrations
>Not having a cutting hook and a glass breaker on your knife

>>40252734
Lewd a shipgirl; deploy on her.

>>40252734
you still trying to nail Tatsuta?

>>40252734
How about willie

>>40252724
No way to be prepared for that.

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>>40252739
>Not having a cutting hook and a glass breaker on your knife

glockfag logic

>my gun is so polymer and light
>I have to carry this overweight knife to compensate for a gun heavy enough to smash shit

OKAY OKAY I'M WRITING NOW AAAAH

>>40252734

HOW DO YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE THE HATE IN MY HEAD JESUS CHRIST

>>40252616
No

>>40252724
My body will never be fully ready for that showdown.

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>>40252772
>Pic related

>>40252724
Zuikaku will demand a date of her own to assess his suitability.

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>>40252775
>Triage
>Overweight

Let's see the mallninja brick you carry homo

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>>40252788

>>40252808
and then settle will have to try and satisfy two fleet carriers. That's a tall order.

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>>40252816

>>40252816
No good trying to be cute with AZ when inebriated, man.

>>40252760

Now, are we being for real here, or is that yet another way of saying FUCK HER TILL SHE CAN'T WALK without saying FUCK HER TILL SHE CAN'T FUCKING WALK?

>>40252766

Nah. Tastes change.

>>40252772

Besides not wanting to get picked up for fuckin underage girls because no one's real sure on the laws there, haha, fuck no. I don't want to cause an accidental magazine detonation or something.

>>40252540
>her bangs are the American flag
Perfect

>AWiY never
>Alice never
>Keine lewds never

;_; why must you remind me?

>>40252734
You've had time for me dear.

>>40252775
>HOW DO YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE THE HATE IN MY HEAD JESUS CHRIST
Your unconscious mind has reached beyond the boundary of reality and opened a gap that allows the actual Cpl. Hate to shitpost on our reality.

>>40252825
And before you know it Hornet and Kaga will be asking for dates. Then the ENTIRE FLEET will be asking for a piece of the Settle Steel. And I imagine Yamato would also want a bit of America inside her

>>40252849
>You will never have Alice save you from certain death with the help of Goliath Doll

>>40252848
>FUCK HER TILL SHE CAN'T WALK
Yes. Well, that or hand holding. I'm not sure around here half the time.

>>40252848
> Now, are we being for real here, or is that yet another way of saying FUCK HER TILL SHE CAN'T WALK without saying FUCK HER TILL SHE CAN'T FUCKING WALK?
Piggyback or bust faggot.

>>40252888
Well Nagato would be used to it huehue

>>40252874
>Your unconscious mind has reached beyond the boundary of reality and opened a gap that allows the actual Cpl. Hate to shitpost on our reality
Danmaku battles on 4chan soon?!

>>40252860
Oi oi your sister's looking for ya, mate

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BREAKING NEWS

AKATSUKI GETTING HERSELF SOME BLING

ELEPHANT AS FUCK

>>40252888
Yamato has already had plenty of America exploding inside her hull. Let her enjoy the more sedate Japanese ordnance of today.

>>40252773
>>40252794
We can always borrow the chief damage control fairy from Arizona or Mogami. I'm sure they can weld us back together.

>>40252808
That's the Zuikaku from the Greatest Generation fic.

Oh, you boys~ always with the sex-talk and the waifus! Where's the drama? Think with blackmail, not with your dicks!

>>40252848
Now that I got a taste of you, I'm not letting you go.

>>40252888
Especially the fuel, ammo, and other supply oriented bits so she can actually sortie.

>>40252921
Go away namefag, no one ever loved you.

>>40252911
>No additional torpedo bulges
meh

>>40252927
RIP in pieces corporal

>>40252911
MEEERC

WHY DID YOU TAKE A HIATUS, MEEERC

MY WEEKENDS WERE SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU, MEEERC

COME BACK TO ME, MEEERC, I PROMISE I WON'T SHITPOST IN YOUR QUESTS ANYMORE

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>>40252921
Shittier journalist than the queen.

>>40252848
To what then, Sir? One of hte Kongou sisters?

>>40252945
go away board-police kun, you're more disruptive and less contributing than they are.

>>40252954
Don't make promises you can't keep, anon.

>>40252911
QUESTS WHEN MERC?

>>40252927
Welp, Hate is fucked (literally).

I wonder how kinky a shipgirl can get before her armor plate decides it's done with that shit

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>>40252813

fair 'nuff

the good one, not the mall ninja'd half-rate one

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>>40252954
Chill, man, it was only for like, one weekend.

We're getting back on schedule starting tomorrow.

>>40252966
Nah, most of those low-effort namefags are just cringeworthy

>>40252985
I think roughly about as much as a normal human could (when they are in human "form")

>>40252990
awkward reunions?
Papa weiss beating the loving shit out of the neighbor?

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>>40253002
you mean all

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You decide to get some real food and skip the usual morning e-mail routine. Paying attention to the public mood is all well and good, but if you turn on the news to see yourself choking roundboy with that cane, it won't set a good mood for the whole damn day. You never got used to the idea of being in the media – or being popular – or being a 'household name,' whatever the fuck that means. And you're keen on the idea that people might be forgetting by now – sixteen months is a lot longer than fifteen minutes.

You make it to the mess without incident. Last night's storm dropped the temps down to the bearable range so the staff have thrown the windows open to let the breeze in. You take a deep breath, feeling pretty good – still a little groggy, but the slow, steady beat of that hangover is helping keep you sharp, and you prefer pain to grogginess anytime. You stand near the drink machine and drink three cups of orange juice quickly before loading a plate high with hash browns balanced on top of eggs. You're advancing on the bacon when your attention is drawn by someone speaking your name. Glancing back, you discover a conspiratorial huddle at one of the tables nearest the buffet line.

“He what!?” one of them exclaims, before being hushed by her fellows. It looks like DesDiv 6 having a pow-wow.

>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40253017

>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

Gimme gossip. All the gossip

Be the kuso teitoku

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

>>40253005
Their shiplike resilience is reflexive though; consider how Kongou and her sister's necks didn't snap like twigs

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>>40252986

wow that was a bad picture

this one displays the signature of someone sorta famous much better.

... yes, it really is good, that's the strange thing

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

Haha, time for adorable destroyers.

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

>>40253017
>>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

>>40253017
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

Literally diabetes-inducing.

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HA HA! YOU MUST HAVE ALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!

STORIES FROM THE FLEET: THE DEPLOYMENT FROM HELL

This one will ramble a bit, as I was suffering sleep deprivation during this deployment. It's more of a collection of anecdotes than anything else.

Early into 2007, the manpower of my division dwindled from an all-time hight of seven, down to four, including our LPO. We had one First Class (our LPO), two Seconds (Myself and one other), and a new Third. Our watch rotation at the time was a (somewhat) managable six-on, twelve-off. Right before our STRAYA Deployment, however, some chucklefuck from On High decided to send out LPO and our Third to "Threat Recognition" School (rapid signals analysis).

Myself and the other 2nd-Class were boned. Not only would we have to man the watch 24-7 while underway, but we would also have to participate in all the scheduled exercises, drills, and briefs. I was the Briefing Petty Officer for the ship, so I was doubly fucked in that regard. The deployment started with a three-day transit to Okinawa, where the ship would pick up Marines, and I'd pick up $200 worth of legal stimulants.

Those stimulants lasted one week of a six-week sea period.

>>40253017
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

Trolling the small children is best

>>40253017
>Aquire food and eat
FUCK THE RUMOURS, WE'VE GOT FOOD TO EAT AND A HANGOVER TO BEAT!

>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.
stealth Admiral is a go!
How are we ever to learn things like scuttlebutt from our subordinates if we don't actually try? Don't want that watered down stuff they'll say if we just say 'sup, how's it going?'

>>40253060
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

Whoever saved >>40252540
Keep this one instead.

It's INFINITELY superior.
Spot the difference~

>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

We can do the other thing after.

For now though, INTELLIGENCE.

>>40253017
>>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

Smile real wide, like a cheshire cat.

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.
And get that bacon!

>>40253017
>>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

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>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.
Time to play with the lady, kaminari, hawawa, and horrorshow.

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.
HAHA TIME FOR SOME MAGIC CODEBREAKING

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

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>>40253017
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40253017
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40252816
>>40252833
We also issued a base-wide No Hugs order for Arizona, in effect until further notice.

>>40253017
>>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

It's not trolling it's introducing ourselves to the best little sister brigade.

>>40253071

The first week my buddy and I developed a six/twelve/six watch rotation. Whoever was not on watch would have to run solo all the maintenance, as well as participate in the various exercises and drills. That was the hard and fast of it; we had to make do with two something we were squaking by with four.

We averaged four hours of sleep in a given 24-hour period due to this tempo. Everyone deals with sleep deprivation differently. My buddy became a walking zombie; (pretty much) anyone senior in time could get him to do something. I became the World's Biggest Asshole; there were only a small handful of people I would actually listen to, let alone obey; the CO, the XO, my Chief, and the two female officers I was sweet on (one was the 1st LT, the other was an ensign). My Chief became the ships' go-through whenever something needed to get done by me.

Even before this deployment, I had developed a reputation for being shit-hot at my job and my ancillary duties. I developed a rapid-analysis system for exercises and real-world interactions ("Jesus fuck I know what I'm talking about just shut the fuck up and listen to the expert, sir"), and was skilled in everything Intel-related (toot toot goes my horn). My newfound assholishness exempted me from (nearly) all bullshit assignments; my usual excuse (and the truth) would be "I've got maintenance", or "I've got a brief to do", or "DRILL TIME BITCHES HA HA FUCK YOUR WORKING PARTY!".

>>40253017
>>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

Offer to answer some questions!

Inter-service relations are important!

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>>40253071
>The deployment started with a three-day transit to Okinawa, where the ship would pick up Marines

and this is when I started laughing again

>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.
Remember, our Submarine abilities far outstrip their ASW capabilities

>>40253084
>No pic
bruh

>>40253114
Wait what?

>>40253108
Ourselves excepted of course, right? RIGHT?

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>>40253017


>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40253017
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40253017
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

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>>40253114

One of my Brifing PO duties was assembling the daily briefs from all the chucklefuck officers, as well as promulgating my own daily intel brief. Now, most (re: all) officers suck donkey balls at working powerpoint, let alone giving a presentation on it. Every day, I'd sit in my own little corner of the Wardroom, where we'd do briefs, and glare hate and the occasional giggle at the various officers during their individual briefs; hell half the time they recycled older briefs because they couldn't come up with a new one, most times they'd even be reading DIRECTLY OFF THE SLIDE and regurgitating the info on it to the CO. Every slide of my briefs had graphics on it; I'd memorize the contents of each one, as well as additional info that wasn't on them. Only once or twice would I ever glance at the slide in particular, usually to highlight OPFOR fleet movements. One time, the CO, after remaining silent for every other brief, congratulated me for a well-done brief for an exercise. I got the biggest shit-eating grin, the only (junior) enlisted in the entire wardroom just outshone the combined works or ROTC and Annapolis.

We'd rig up deceptive lighting two-to-three times a week. We'd use three different temporary lanterns to simulate the silouette of a merchant vessel at night. Port and starboard running lights in different locations, and a relocated mast light. Well, I was told that we'd be doing it one night, so about an hour before sunset I went down to the foc'sle to set up the temporary running lights. When I got up to the Forward Lookout position for the mast light (right above the bridge), I was stopped by the lookout and told to talk to the OOD down on the bridge. I popped down there and asked the OOD what was up.

>>40253017
>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.
"And hey, thanks for helping Hate decorate that cane with the live fish on it. You gals wouldn't happen to be planning on 'helping' around with anything else, would you?"

>>40253084
which one?

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.
Casual scouting for information profit.

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>>40253084
>>40253129
Fuck me.

Change is in the dead center.

>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

Hello
*grin*

>>40253017
>>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

They say curiosity killed the cat.

But we aren't a cat so fuckit whatever.

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>>40253009
That's a weird way of saying "Papa Weiss getting totally murdered by Mama Weiss.

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>>40253141

"Hey, Evans? How are you doing? Are you feeling okay?" he asked me.

"I'm feeling fine sir, just rigging up decpetive lighting for tonights exercise," I responded.

"Uh, Evans, they cancelled the exercise for tonight. We're in the middle of a squall."

"Whut."

"You're soaking wet, and you were out on the foc'sle for a good ten minutes gesticulating wildly. It looked like you were cursing the sea or something."

"Huh. Well fuck me, then! I'm gonna go get ready for watch."

My coveralls were soaked through entirely.

>>40253152

SON OF A BITCH I REMINDED YOU DIDN'T I

FUCK

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>>40253167

uring Combat System drills, I was the Ringer. Johnny-on-the-spot with analysis; recognition of ship movements and capabilities to defend against missile attacks; I outperformed even carriers with whole dedicated suites of people (toot toot). With my shortened fuse during the Deployment from Hell, I'd start snapping at people who I knew were In The Wrong. This was not limited to my fellow enlisted; officers and Chiefs were all fair game to me.

Our usual TAO (Tactical Action Officer, the guy who fights the ship from CIC during General Quarters) was a full railroad track LT. He was your usual self-important officer of middling rank who thought he was shit-hot. He also preferred to deal with missiles by broadsiding us and trying to shoot them down with CIWS and RAM (Rolling-Airframe Missile). Dealing with the SRBOC (deployable chaff launchers), as well as being Best Buds with the FC's who ran CIWS and RAM, I begged to differ.

One particular drill, conducted when I should've been getting my four hours of sleep, the CO was in CIC during it. The drill began like normal; Country Red gets uppity, and there ships are close by. Red's ships start agressive posturing, then their fire-control radars light up my console, always followed by missile guidance radar signals. I inform the TAO, recommend coming to an athwart heading and speed from the combatants for maximum coverage of all defensive systems (CIWS, RAM, and SRBOC), and prepare to engage my particualr systems.

"Nah, We'll go broadside for maximum coverage of CIWS."

>>40253152
>Toilet glock
HUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>40253152
I'll never understand why he felt the need to share those details. But I'm glad he did.

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>>40253179

"You're a fucking idiot." It was out of my mouth before I could even think. When you commit, you COMMIT.

I explained, in brusqe terms, why my recommendation was superior, why we keep failing drills (him), and that given the choice between following him in battle or getting anally violated by a donkey, I'd pick the donkey.

"Fuckit, fight your own damn battle. You'll just get us all killed anyway," I ended.

I sat back in my console's chair, and propped my feet up on the nearby safe. No one said anything to me for the rest of the drill.

Later on, I found out that the CO chewed out the LT for not listening to the recommendations of his watchstanders, as they are the ones who know the ships' capabilites best.

I was also chewed out by my Chief for talking like that to a superior officer in front of the Captain. "You were right, though. Good on you for sticking to your guns."

When we finally made port and picked up the two wayward spooks, I looked at my LPO and the 3rd-Class and simply said, "You two chucklefucks can do the inport maintenance. I'll be in my bunk for the next 24 hours."

>>40253017
>Just.... eaaaaaase on up and see what they're chatting about.

>>40253166
OH SHIT
MERC NOOOOOO
HAVE MERCYYYY

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>>40253179
>He also preferred to deal with missiles by broadsiding us and trying to shoot them down with CIWS and RAM (Rolling-Airframe Missile).
>by broadsiding us

he should've popped chaff and did a barrel roll while he was at it

that's literally the stupidest thing I don't fucking even jesus what

>>40253206
Holy Hedgehog launcher PO, you deserve that self-imposed day-off.

>>40253125

I've never known a group of Marines that will actually take the Dramamine during deployment. There will always be at least a dozen or so that end up regurgitating their meals right in front of the scullery.

>>40253188

I WASN'T EXPECTING ANON TO MAKE ME

>>40253230
But planefag, everybody knows missile evasion starts by getting it on the beam!

>>40253017
>>Greet them cheerfully so you can watch them try to be all casual like they weren't being conspiratorial.

>>40253230
can someone explain to someone who's only experience with naval warfare is the Old PS-one Battlestations game what's wrong with that?

>>40253134
An Officer leads by example.

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>>40253179
>presenting a broadside perspective to a missile

I hope that shithead was stripped of rank and kicked off with a Letter of Reprimand. That's criminally incompetent.

>>40253260

exactly! exactly! a ship can just punch in afteburners, zone five and achieve an energy defeat of the missile!

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>>40253263

>>40253262
Your ship's a larger target signature

>>40253281
Yep, just wait for the missile to get close, roll ninety degrees, and pull back hard on the helmsman!

>>40253179
Wait, isn't athwart perpendicular to? Wouldn't that put you broadside to the incoming missiles anyway?

>>40253167
>"You're soaking wet, and you were out on the foc'sle for a good ten minutes gesticulating wildly. It looked like you were cursing the sea or something."

>>40253230

inorite?

>>40253262

TL;DR we aren't in the Age of Battleships anymore. With missiles you want to present the narrowest target possible.
Pls Stand By for Navyfag's Navy Coffee Recipes.

>>40253262
Incoming missile and he basically exposed the greatest crosssection of the ship to the incoming missile. So its less likely to miss.

>>40253262
By broadsiding yourself you make yourself a bigger target, and while you SHOULD have double the anti-missile protection you also have to cover 2 to 3 times more of the ship.

It's a negligible gain at a greater risk.

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An edit of Pixelfags excellent work.

My Asshole Sub can't be this MLG!

>>40253166
>>POMF
>>"Waaah! Mama Weiss, what are we going to do in the cockpit seat of Flanker-chan?"
>>"Everything we can't do on the floor because it'll break your pelvis, Papa Weiss."
>>juststrapyourselfinandfeelthegees.gif
>>Afterwards they held hands and told each other "I love you."

>>40253308

Fuck, you're right. I meant diagonally to. Maximize coverage with the smallest profile possible.

>>40253262
That game was kick ass, though.

>>40253311
Pinch of fucking salt in every pot isnt it?

>>40253337
What's with the gif binge hal?

>>40253338
Poor, poor Flanker-chan
Also super lewd!

>>40253311
Is this like pruno but more bitter?

>>40253337
BYOATIFUL HALLEY

>>40253338
>The flanker's forward landing gear breaks from the strain.
>Across the country, Karla can feel the plane's dismay.

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Posting Enterprise.

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While we wait for the update...

>>>/a/125988148

Ultra cute desdiv 6 shenanigans.

>>40253350
it was. shame my both my PS1 and PS2 broke

>>40253426
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>>40253426
At least they got my good side.

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>>40253426
Better version.

>>40253311

Bout 24-36 crushed caffeine pills, 1 pot black blood of the earth, mix that in another pot, add Turkish black, mix, add rockstar, mix, begin heart palpitations?

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>>40253152
>useless sacks of meat

>>40253426
Jesus christ that face

>>40253474
Still waiting for Yukari to gap Young to be honest

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>>40253445
Ouch, man. that sucks.
>>40253451
>pic related

>>40253537
>Darkwing Duck
OUCH. Right in the nostalgia glands dude.

NAVYFAG'S NAVY COFFEE

Ingedients: Coffee, Canned
Water
1: Take your standard coffee filter and put two-three scoops of ground coffee in it. Prepare the first pot as normal

2: Take the first pot, and before consuming ANY of it, refill the water reservoir with it. Add a fresh scoop to the filter, do NOT remove it

3:Cycle the coffee one more time

4: Repeat Steps 2 and 3 again

5: OPTIONAL: Repeat Steps 2-3 once more for additional hate

6: Consume

7: Be wired for lights, sound, navigation, combat, medevac, UNREP, and get all the work done, forever

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>>40253595

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>>40253595

>>40253310
>"Then you pulled out this giant bullwhip and started lashing the sea with it. Screaming something about ruling over heroes and conquering Greece."

>>40253600

THE RICKY ROCKET

Ingredients: Coffee, Hot
Chocolate, Hot
Coca-Cola (May substitute for Diet or any other carbonated, caffinated beverage)
Sugar

1: Fill one 20oz container with approx. 8oz of Coffee

2: Add 6oz of Coca-Cola (or substitute)

3: Add 4oz of Sugar

4: Add 2oz Hot Chocolate (to taste) [May substitute hot chocolate for an additional 2oz of sugar]

5: Chug-a-lug

6: Consume every six hours for continual energy for up to 38 hours

7: Consult trained medical personnel if consumed for longer than 38 hours

('Ricky', or Recruit Rockets are the stimulant of choice during Basic Training for the duration of the Final Qualifying Event. At least, they were when I went through Basic.)

Aaand that's it. I've got work in the morning, so I'm gonna go rack out.

>>40253469
I think you could replace the palpitations with a second pot of that shit.

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>>40253595
Pretty sure that even with a spoiler on it, that's not safe for a blue board.

>>40253600
>no salt

This is no navy coffee

>>40253600
>>40253625
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN A BOILED CAN OF MONSTER ENERGY WITH A DASH OF RED BULL

>>40253443
Merc why do you show us these drunk shenanigans WHY

>>40253641

>implying the salt isn't the tears of junior enlisted or officers

>>40253641
seawater already has plenty of that stuff.

>>40253600
>>40253625
Thanks for the recipes and the sea stories, Navyfag! I'll try out one of the former next month!

>>40253656
Exactly, its not coffee unless sanctified and blessed with the tears of faggots

>>40253641
With that concentration of hydrocarbons it might classify as low-grade rocket fuel.

>>40253652

Well, shit. I never said they'd TASTE good. They're not SUPPOSED to taste good.

It's all about the caffeine rush. And the liquid hate.

>>40253656
night squid. Thanks for the recipes, better than lol use MRE coffee as a dip.

>>40253595
THAT'S NOT ME! no! nope!

>>40253652
In what way is it worse for you? Does it taste worse of have too much caffeine?

>>40253457
What good side? You look like some horrifying alien monstrosity posing as a human in that drawing.

>>40253692
seamenjoke.jpg

>>40253600
The very thought of this is making my bowels groan.
I'd probably end up shitting my everything out after drinking that heinous shite.

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>>40253595
>Pubes

>>40253692
Not the first time you've had semen in you 'eh?

>>40253697
BOTH
>>40253686
And that's why doc said cut on the caffeine.

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You sidle sideways, a depressingly obvious approach given your bright white uniform, but the four girls are engrossed in their little chat.

“H-he didn't,” Inazuma breathes. “Everyone says he seems so s-sincere!”

“He totally did,” Akatsuki replies confidently. “He left Shoukaku there, bid her goodnight like a gentleman, and then-”

The other three lean in, their faces rapt with expectation -

“-walked away under an umbrella with Arizona!”

The other three gasp. Ikazuchi seems stricken. “B-but he wouldn't,” she says, her usual enthusiasm seeming subdued. “He took Mogami to the doctor himself.”

“Doctor,” Hibiki says, tasting the word experimentally.

“Technically?” Ikazuchi replies. “But he wasn't scared at all and made the guy help Mogami and-” she shakes her head. “H-he wouldn't be two-timing!”
“What if it's Arizona?” Akatsuki theorizes. “Maybe she's seducing Admiral Settle!”

“M-maybe...” Inazuma ventures hesitantly. The other three fall silent and focus on her. “Maybe Arizona is actually a boy?”

The other three twitch.

>>40253692
>>40253699
>>40253691
Okay, wow. I don't normally worry about this kinda thing and just enjoy the threads as they go along, Willie D. A Best, but hot damn, even I gotta admit the namefagging is getting a bit out of control.

>>40253686
>liquid hate

So, after Tatsuta's done with him, then.

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“T-think about it,” Inazuma says quietly, poking her fingers together, avoiding her friends eyes. “She never speaks. She wears a long duster a lot. Someone said she always carries a r-revolver. Sh-she just showed up from out of town one day... all mysterious...” she looks up suddenly, conviction in her eyes. “A-and lots of boys dressed up as girls to fight in the Army in history! What if she was afraid they wouldn't let a ship-boy fight?”

You're glad you chose to hang back – this is fantastic. Hibiki looks up and spots you, her mouth opening in surprise. You wink at her and press a finger to your lips, and she nods almost imperceptibly.

“Shipboys aren't that rare,” Akatsuki counters with a frown. “I mean we've even got Har-”

“Akatsuki!” Hibiki scolds her, but it's too late – Ikazuchi is already starting to shiver, an awful, hollow look entering her eyes. Inazuma grabs her by the shoulder.

“Ikazuchi, snap out of it!” She starts shaking her friend, looking striken, vocalizing her distress with a little “hawahwahwahwa” that sounds like it'd be crying if it wasn't too flustered to come out properly.

Hibiki looks up you coolly.

>Scare them – make them forget about the prior topic completely.
>Confirm that Arizona is a mysterious drifter from out-of-town that plays a harmonica on occasion, but never well.
>Ask what's up with the umbrella.
>Ask how the hell they knew about all that – you checked! There were no windows open! YOU CHECKED!

>>40253726
>Tatsuta liquefying Hate
Nah, she'll just lock him up in the basement for the rest of his life.

>>40253734
>Confirm that Arizona is a mysterious drifter from out-of-town that plays a harmonica on occasion, but never well
Yes
We Spaghetti Western now
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNGQ1hUyx-k

>>40253734
>>Confirm that Arizona is a mysterious drifter from out-of-town that plays a harmonica on occasion, but never well.

>>40253725
like i care about what you think. at least i'm not trying to masquerade as one of the stupid ships.