>>40268095
>I think you should really see Mom.

>>40268095
>>I think you should really see Mom.

We told her we were piloting again, you get to tell her you're still alive.

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>>40268095
>Forget it. I doubt Mom wants to see you again anyways.
GO FOR TROLL

>>40268095
>>Other
Come work for Artemis.

>>40268095
>>I think you should really see Mom.

>>40268095
>>I think you should really see Mom.
>>Other
"She about to seeing other guy, if you still love her you must quick, broken bones be damned"

>>40268095
>>I think you should really see Mom.

>>40268095
>I think you should really see Mom
You owe it to her, Dad. If not to get back together to at least part ways properly.

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>>40268167
RIP in peace Papa-Weiss' pelvis

We hardly knew ye

>>40268095
>>I think you should really see Mom.
If you don't, she'll find out you're still alive and hunt you down to the ends of the Strangereal.

>>40268095
>I think you should really see Mom.

>>40268095
>>I think you should really see Mom.

>>40268095
>I think you should really see Mom.

Live, from /tg/
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT

Famitsu has an article with the guys behind ACI
It's rather informative...
http://www.famitsu.com/news/201505/28078398.html

>>40268095
>I think you should really see Mom.

>>40268198
I am more concerned she'll put him on numerous wrestling lock and throw before finally smashing his pelvis.

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A skill passed down from generation to generation, Karla demonstrates her inherited skill of the "BELKAN PAWNCH!"

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>>40268241
Das breddy gud
10/10

>>40268241
Goddamn, Chibs! That is going straight to the "Gold" Folder.

>>40268241
Doubles as a mating call.

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>>40268241
FUCK YEAH CHIBS

>>40268225
Of course, they still go at it later

>>40268241
Need.More.EXPLOSION
10/11

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>>40268241

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>>40268241
YOU SIR! YOU GET A BRIAN BLESSED!

>>40268095
>I think you should really see Mom.

>>40268273
If you look closely, Karla's fist actually broke the sound barrier upon contact with Papa Weiss's face.

>>40268295
Yep
Those shock cones give it away

>>40268295
Hey chibs, you should make another version with a speedometer or some stuff like that!

>>40268295
Her fists are powered by her anger.

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>>40268319
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY ADMM'S!!!

>>40268095
BELKA DID NOTHING WRONG

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>>40268167
Papa Weiss's response

>>40268411
I can't contradict this logic.

>>40268411
oh myyy.

>>40268411
PREPARE YOUR VITAL REGIONS

>>40268167
This, appeal to his family-man side.

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>>40268411

>>40268167
Support Papa Weiss!

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Soon....

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>>40268095
"I think you should really see Mom." You say. "I mean, shit, she probably misses you more than i do."

"I don't know." Dad frowns. "That just might make things worse."

"She's also thinking about remarrying now, too." You point out.

"Name and address." Dad says extremely quickly.

"No, Dad, if you're gonna do this, it's going to be the hard way." You roll your eyes in exasperation.

"I figured you'd say that." Dad shakes his head.

"All right, we'll be taking those two warheads to be disposed of in a proper facility." Samantha says proudly as she walks in. "Wolf will make sure that they get there safely. I also went ahead to inform your mother of the good news!"

"You WHAT?!" You gasp.

"You WHAT?!" Dad gasps.

"Umm... was I not supposed to?" Samantha blinks.

"Did... did you tell her what I was doing?" You gulp.

"Well, of course!" Samantha nods, unaware of the gravity of her actions. "She sounded might surprised, though. You never told her?"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

"Oh, it's nothing!" You chuckle nervously.

"Well, she seemed VERY eager to come see you, so I've made travel arrangements!" Samantha continues cheerfully, blissfully unaware of what she has done. "You can have her meet her here or we can fly you two up to North Osea!"

>We'll meet her here.
>We'll meet her at home.
>BAIL OUT BAIL OUT
>Other

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her at home.

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her at home.
Face The Music

>>40268624
>We'll meet her here.

"We might as well let her meet the squad while she's at it."

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her at home.

Dammit, Sam.

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>>40268624
>We'll meet her here.
MAXIMUM. TROLL.

>>40268624
Ohhhhhhhhh snap.
>BAIL OUT, BAIL OUT

>>40268624
>BAIL OUT BAIL OUT

Wait, didn't we tell her just before we distracted her with Jager?

>>40268624
>>BAIL OUT BAIL OUT
GODDAMMIT SAM

>>40268624
>We'll meet her at home.

>>40268624
>We'll meet her at home.

ULTIMATE FORM
FINAL SNOW

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her at home.

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her at home.

>>40268624
>We'll meet her at home.

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her at home.

>>40268624
>We'll meet her at home.
>Bring Jager, our assets need protecting.

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>>40268687
>Ultimate Form~"Final Snow"
>Entire screen is filled with EML and Burst Missile danmaku

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>>40268687

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her at home.
wow.
Time to get that Juggernaut suit. We might able to live a bit longer.

>>40268624
>We'll meet her at home.
>Ask Jager to come with us.

>>40268624
>We'll meet her at home.

>"She sounded might surprised, though. You never told her?"
But we did tell her. Then quickly changed the subject to boyfriends.

>Hamburgers
CAPTCHA, those are fried chicken sandwiches.

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>>40268621

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>>40268752
>not this

>>40268241
I feel she over twisted the waist but it's excellent.

>>40268841
I feel it is a matter of perspective anon.

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>>40268624
>We'll meet her at home
We have reached the point of no return.

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So, I found out about this quest about 2 weeks ago and man was I surprised and excited to see Karla again! So glad you guys went with the Belkan choice.

And now I've finally managed to catch a thread in time.

>>40268241
>A skill passed down from generation to generation, Karla demonstrates her inherited skill of the "BELKAN PAWNCH!"

By any chance, would Karla's father happen to count as a Belkan Knight? No? Eh, close enough. Though "Pilot Puncher" doesn't have quite the same tone...

>>40268624
>"I also went ahead to inform your mother of the good news!"

Is it still too late to nobly and self-sacrificially destroy the V3 missiles and go down with the ship? It is? Damn.

>We'll meet her here.
>We'll meet her at home.

So... Do we want to go to our hometown, or...? I actually kinda don't, a little bit.

>Other
>Call Uncle first, while we're on the way
Merc, can we call our Uncle while we're on our way to meet mom? Talk to him while we're on the way, and before we have to face the music?

You know, get our final affairs and last will updated and everything.

>>40268832
That glorious piece of belkan engineering is an extra stage midboss

>>40268624
>>We'll meet her here.

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>>40268624
"We'll uh, meet her at home." You begin to sweat.

"Sure thing, I'll arrange a flight up there." Samantha nods.

"I'm sure it will be a very happy reunion." Dad says, his stilted voice definitely giving away the fact that he wasn't looking forward to it either.

"Well, we should get going now, shouldn't we?" Samantha smiles. "Do you want Amy and Jager to accompany you as well? If not, we'll have them head back to B7R."

>I could use all the backup I can.
>Nah, this is a family thing.
>Other

>>40268909
>I could use all the backup I can.

>>40268909
>>I could use all the backup I can.
Dunno if Amy can even help us... but mom meeting future son-in-law could soften the blow onus.

>>40268909
>Nah, this is a family thing.

Keep it lose to our hearts

>>40268895
>Midboss
What's the final boss?

>>40268909
>>I could use all the backup I can.

Even if they're just more targets for Mom's ire.

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>>40268909
>I could use all the backup I can.
Uh, mom, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend and my girlfriend...

>>40268909
>I could use all the backup I can.

>>40268909
>I could use all the backup I can

Amy as a quick toss cute missile, Jager to impress Mom.

WE WILL SURVIVE KARLA!

>>40268909
>>Nah, this is a family thing.

>>40268909
>>I could use all the backup I can.
More meat for the grinder.

>>40268909
>>I could use all the backup I can.

>>40268909
>I could use all the backup I can.
Awkward boyfriend presentation ahoy.

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>>40268909
>Nah, this is a family thing.
NO BRAKES ON THE FAMILY TRAIN!

TOOOT TOOOT!

>>40268930
Clone!Karla
Frank Bishop
OLD!Young

>>40268909
>I could use all the backup I can.

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>>40268973
Pixy

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>>40268973
>Clone!Karla

She's also wearing pic related

>>40268938
....shouldn't we also bring Lara for that last part?

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>>40269000
Pic related

>>40269013
Unless Amy disagrees...

>>40268909
>Can we still call Uncle first? Maybe even have him meet us there.
>Also, any chance of getting Lilian and Lara to come?

We can make it be the most awkward family reunion ever, of all time.

(Also, we should probably let Uncle know that Atlas and the other corps are fighting over one of the old Belkan Vaults. Because that might be important information. Though of course, this probably isn't something we tell him over the phone.)

Maybe we can distract her with Jaeger?

Only thing is, I wish we could get ALL of the WIld Cards to visit? Just doesn't feel right to only bring Amy and not Lara.

>>40269083
Amy isn't our girlfriend, Lara is anon.

>>40268909
>I could use all the backup I can.
And now we see why Sam has gone out of her way to help us. Because, for her, it was all ~worth it~

>>40269087
And all the butterflies. NO BRAKES ON THE RE-UNION TRAIN ANON!

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>>40269224
On the topic of Butterflies, have a Lady.

>>40269249
ELEPHANT~

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>>40268909
"I think I could use all the backup I can." You sigh. "Why not just have Lara and Lilian come over, too?"

"I don't see why not." Samantha nods. "I can have them meet you there, then. Ah, there's your plane, now!"

Samantha points out the window towards a small, private passenger jet, similar to the one that brought you here in the first place.

"How about you go ahead? I still have to make a few calls." You say.

"Sure thing." Dad nods and he follows Samantha out of the terminal.

After making sure that there was nobody around, you take out your phone and dial in Uncle's number. You had to tell him what was happening, even though you had the distinct feeling he already knew.

"Ah! Karla! So nice of you to call!" Uncle says cheerfully as always. "Did you find your father?"

"I think you should know that answer already." You say simply.

"Come now, just because I'm a spy doesn't make me omniscient!" Uncle chuckles.

"Well, in that case, yeah. I did find him. Alive and well." You sigh.

"You don't sound particularly happy." Uncle says in a concerned tone.

"Should I be? He DID he did ditch me and my Mom for twenty years, even if it was for a justifiable reason that I will not say loudly over the phone."

"I see, I see."

"And then my boss accidentally told Mom that I was flying fighters again." You continue. "So I 'm heading home to face the music."

"Oh dear." You can see Uncle shaking his head in amusement. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. Do you need me to come and do some damage control?"

>That would be nice.
>Nah, I think I'm good.
>Other

>>40269363
>>Nah, I think I'm good.

>>40269363
>Nah, I think I'm good.
Remind me again, didn't we SORT OF CONFESSED when we last visited?

>>40269363
>That would be nice.

>>40269363
>>That would be nice.
Oh, God, she's going to kill us Uncle!

>>40269363
>>That would be nice.
It'll be less awkward if there are more people, right?

>>40269363
>>40269363
>>That would be nice.


I mean, what can go wrong?

>>40269363
>Nah, I think I'm good.

>>40269386
she got a half truth, that we were flying private

>>40269363
>That would be nice.

>>40269363
>Nah, I think I'm good

>>40269363
>That would be nice.

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>>40269409
Ah, that makes more sense, thanks anon.

>>40269363

>That would be nice.
Get the whole family in on this.

>>40269363
>>That would be nice.
Whatever happens it´s going to be hilarious.

>>40269363
>>That would be nice.

Since he's offering.

>>40269363
>That would be nice.
We should also ask Samantha about getting the Butterflies sent over to assist in damage control.

Because hey, there's nothing cuter than those little aces.

>>40269094
I kind of felt that Lara was our fake out lesbian co pilot for shenanigan reasons. Amy has yet to express interest in anyone... of course, she could be just asexual

>>40269363
>That would be nice.
Well, if he's offering, saying no to backup would be stupid.

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>>40269500
No, she's hog-sexual

>>40269464
They can call our mom, Grandma!

>>40269464
>Some of the OB aces show up too
>The butterflies crawl all over them and be adorable

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>>40269522
>Calling mama weiss Obaa-san
>ever
>mfw

>>40269522
... That might not be a good idea. Echo (hibiki) looks suspiciously similar to Karla... Being all Belkan. Might cause some issues (perhaps mama weiss gets the impression papa weiss was off somewhere with another woman)

>>40269524
>A large number of aces show up
>Pixy calls everyone buddy
>Blaze, Cypher, Talisman and Mobius 1 all have pilots act as speakers for them as they NEVER TALK
>Frank somehow arrives there with Merlin and two others
>Much snow is had by all.

>>40269363
>>That would be nice.

We'll do it live!

Have a whole big family reunion.

>>40269581
>Nearby areas report whiteout conditions
>Gathering literally snowed in for a week due to sheer amounts of SNOW
>Sitcom hijinks ensue

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>>40269581
>#SWQ in a nutshell.webm

>>40269589
>all the aces are snowed in at Karla's place for the week
>almost all the air battles of the world grind to a screeching halt because none of the non-aces ever do anything useful
>Pilots start pairing off and going after other pairs with shenanigans
>Somebody gets the bright idea of attaching snowballs to RC planes

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>>40269363
"That would be nice." You say.

"Excellent! I'll meet you there, then!" Uncle says happily. "We can also take the opportunity to talk about more private matters, yes?"

"Yeah, that too." You say in agreement.

"Good! Until then!"

You put your phone away and glance over to the waiting passenger plane, which now seemed to be getting ready to take off. You see Dad, Amy, and Jager boarding as Samantha waves farewell. You quickly dash out to catch up.

"Well, good luck, Karla." Samantha smiles and pats you on the shoulder. "When you get back I expect you rested and refreshed! Still lots of work to do out there!"

"Assuming I'm still alive." You mutter.

"Yeah, family reunions can be rough, eh?" Samantha giggles. "Give me a call if you need anything!"

You give Samantha one last nod before boarding the plane. You see Dad, Amy, and Jager all sitting in separate seats. You consider sitting next to one of them. Then again, you're incredibly exhausted. You never even had a chance to sleep since landing in Rutherford in the first place.

>Sit next to Dad
>Sit next to Jager
>Sit next to Amy
>Get some rest
>Other

I thought we told mom that we are flying fighters again?

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Dad

>>40269632
>Sit next to Dad

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Dad

>>40269632
>Other
>FIND LILIAN AND LARA

>>40269632
>Sit next to Dad

>>40269632
>Sit next to Jager

SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX

>>40269626
>Mayhem playing the whole time

>>40269635
No, just that we were doing some other flying work

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Amy
Waifuit.

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Dad

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Jager
The man needs to be briefed. He's the closest we have to an exfiltration plan.

>>40269632
>Sit next to Dad

>>40269632
>Sit next to Dad

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Jager
We need to plan our exfiltration... just the two of us...

>>40269632
Seat arrangements:
>Amy I Karla I Dad I Jager

>>40269632
>Sit next to Jager
lap pillow~

>>40269632
>Get some rest
When given the opportunity, take it.

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Dad
>>Sit next to Jager
Use Jager as a pillow when we inevitably fall asleep

>>40269632
>>Sit next to Jager
Muscle shoulder is good pillow.

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>>40268892
Welcome to ACQ! As a bonus, have some chibi-Wild Cards keychains!

>>40269632
>>40269758
this, we can sit between them

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>>40269818
As a further bonus, have completely unrelated puchidols!
We're overstocked on Harukasan because someone spilled water

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>>40269818

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>>40269818
the chibi pics... the cuteness is too much...
HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>>40269818

Haha, thanks!

...

The Karla one is scowling. That, that's /perfect/.

>>40269922
>>40269883
>>40269863
>>40269847
I blame Mudhen. Also, he's freaking late!

>>40270009
Shhhh
All will be well
Have patience

>>40270038
Speaking of, what do we have left on the drawing board?
>ACQ Charlie's Angels Parody
>BELKAN PA--wait that's done
Okay, someone has to make a Puchim@ce! Petite @ce Combat Quest art for the Wildcards.

>>40269632
Sit between Jager and Papa Weiss (who I imagine looks like Papa Nier).

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>>40270065
Also, Chibs and Mangafag can do the
>Puchim@ce! Petite @ce Combat Quest
art!

>>40270240
I was planning to work on the Charlie's Angel's Parody next after the Belkan Pawnch project.
Mangafag probably could handle the Idol@ce project. I'm not that familiar with IdolM@ster unfortunately as someone can call me out on where I misplaced the "@" as a demonstration.

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>>40269632
You decide to sit next to Dad, who shuffles nervously as you take a seat. The two of you stay quiet as the the plan takes off and begins to gain altitude. It's not until the plane levels out that you finally try to speak.

"So." You say.

"So." He sighs.

Where do you even start?

>Ask him more about his time during the war.
>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.
>Ask him to give more detail on why he deserted.
>Other

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>>40270333
Manga is also late today...

>>40270349
>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.

Family tiiiime!

>>40270333
The only solution is to watch more im@s

>>40270349
>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.

>>40270349
>>Other
Ask him about what happened on the Demon Coast.

What, you think I forgot about that? Take that, Merc!

>>40270349
>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.
Maybe we can get something to save both of our necks.

>>40270349
>Other
Talk about family life when he was gone.Happy and sad.

>>40270349
>>Ask him to give more detail on why he deserted.

>>40270349
>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.
>Inb4 mama was a rolling stone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJV2pWFyfn4

>>40270349
>Ask him to give more detail on why he deserted
inb4 he was one of the units assigned to nuke Belka.

>>40270349
>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.

>>40270349
>>Ask him more about his time during the war.

Kinda want to hear if he ever flew against the Demon Lord. Or alongside some of the Belkan Aces. Not to mention that his Tigris Squadron as a whole went missing at the end of the war, and if they *all* got missions like dad and *all* ditched them, well. Unless the rest were shot down tho'.

Oh, there's also Euphrates Squadron -- Gelb 2 mentioned that most of them are still around.

Also maybe we'll mention the weird experience we had at the Demon Edges. After all, that's what first started us on this whole thing, it was where we first saw his plane...

>>40270349
> other:"I had this weird dream about seeing you saving me from Cypher on the Coast of Razgriz"
>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom

>>40270349
>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.

>>40270349
>Ask him to give more detail on why he deserted.

>>40270349
>Other
Tell him about the dream we had.

>>40270349
>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.

>>40270349
>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.
Yay! Merc came back! As promised, I will never shitpost in his quests ever again~

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>>40270427
>Dad can into astral projections!

>>40270349
>Other
Why do we have to talk business? Why not... awkward, stoic bonding? How much do we really know our Dad at this point?

>>40270427
>Not to mention that his Tigris Squadron as a whole went missing at the end of the war, and if they *all* got missions like dad and *all* ditched them, well. Unless the rest were shot down tho'.

>Quest Unlocked
>For Auld Lang Syne

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>>40270349
>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.

>>40270009
>>40270038
S-sorry! I swear I was here on time last week!

>>40268241
Fantastic!

>>40270349
>Ask about everything, he decides what to answer

Ain't no way we can control ourselves enough to not barrage him with questions, not with how long he was gone.

>>40270479
Mangafag, is that you? That pic looks like it came out of IdolM@ster

>>40270479
Hey mudhen! How about some of >>40270240

>>40270479
Das bretty gud
Looks like some im@s channeling
L@dy/10

Holy shit the M10 is fucking insane the AP rounds are literally critting or oneshotting guaranteed

>>40270479
>S-sorry! I swear I was here on time last week!
...There was no quest last week. Imposter!

>hamburgers for the third time
Captcha, one of those is a roast beef sandwich. And why is there a foot amongst the food images?

>>40270579
>Holy shit the M10 is fucking insane the AP rounds are literally critting or oneshotting guaranteed
....Warthunder?

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>>40270513
No, it's just me, mudhen. You can tell because the Idol@ces suits by Manga were finished on time several weeks ago.

>>40270526
My terrible chibis can be seen earlier in this thread, haha.

>>40270634
Fap material!

>>40270633
Yep
Pretty much straight upgrade from the M3 GMC in every way but rotation speed, and it's got a ma deuce to boot

>>40270349
Talk about our encounter with the Cipher Ghost!

>>40270634
Great job, Mudhen!

I like the nice little card suits. Nice ldetails

>>40270634
*bites lip*

My god, those delicious Belkan abs.

>>40270634
That will do, Mudhen, that will do.

Also, I meant normal size aces holding their puchi versions...

>>40270634
Not bad bruh. Why are you so ashamed of hiding it?

>>40270634
Ctrl+S
Also, mine is less idol@ces and more 'I want them in skinsuits'.
2nd also, if you all didn't see me use my name doesn't mean i am not here. Well, except on Saturday night thread.

>>40270698
Moderators/Janitors can be a jerk.

>>40270479
>>40270634
Blizzard/Snow, Mudhen.

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>>40270708
YOU'RE HERE!

>>40270634

Damn, son.

Just fucking damn.

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>>40270736
Oi oi, don't you have a firing range to look after?

>>40270736
HATE
HATE NO
GO TO BED

>>40270708
I wish half of those mods would head over to /m/ and help clean out those fucking /tv/ tier threads.

>>40270736
There you are sweetie. I was wondering where you snuck off too.

>>40270634

Eh, I actually don't like it.

Something about the way the faces are drawn -- possibly comparing the size of their heads to the size of their bodies? -- makes the whole picture look... well, off.

It feels mismatched. Somehow the combination of face+body makes both look even worse, too. Sorry.

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>>40270770

>>40270708
you could always make it sfw by making it sexy to the degree of cheesecake.
Because Janitors/Moderators have no control over the power of cheesecake pics.

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Talking about Tetsuta.
Pictured: one reason why i might not present tomorrow;gotta support local artist with buying their art.

>>40270852
Appetence? What does that mean?

>>40270852
Yes, my sister can be a handful, but I care for her all the same. I do appreciate you helping that artist out.

>>40270869
A longing desire.

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>>40270896
Jeez, that is one old fashioned word. I must had seen it, like, once in a really really old book.

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>Merc runs his quests regularly, unlike planefag
>Merc runs his quests on time, unlike planefag
>Merc juggles *three* quests or more, at once, with no issues, unlike planefag
>Merc gets regular drawfags who are talented, unlike planefag
>Merc is a qt quest running android waifu, unlike planefag


Why is MercCommand the superior QM?

>>40271016
Merc just knows his shit.

At this point I'd trust him with Zeonquest 2.

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>>40271016
>Zis is bait

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>>40271031
I'd rather trust Crosswire with Zeonquest 2.

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>>40271099
>>40271031
>You will never again let loose the power of the HEAT ROD

>>40271099

I'd rather have fucking apologized back, if it's all the same to everyone else involved.

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>>40271016
I like Merc but his quests are formulaic as fuck and very samey.

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>>40271134
>And here we have evidence of the corporal's true powerlevels...

>>40271099
Crosswire's a good choice as well but Merc at least knows his shit and he's very good at delivering on time, plus Merc's written Lister before.

>>40271150
>Hate and Settle are both closet weeaboos

This amuses me far more than it should

>>40271150

Nachtmaren 4 lyfe, yo.

Or some fucking shit like that. Though Mastodon Batt was fun as fuck too. AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS or some shit. Good fucking times, man.

>>40271184
Oddly enough, that is just one of the reasons why I love you so much sweetie.

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>>40271184
Lel, skull zaku babeh!

>>40271183
I don't think he's closet, by the way things went down at the date... But that's just my opinion anyway.

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>>40271031
Fuck that, we're doing titans quest, because THE TITANS WERE RIGHT

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>>40271016
>>40271031
>>40271058
>>40271080
>>40271099
>>40271142
>>40271145

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>>40270349
"So, um, how did you meet Mom?" You ask, staring out the window as the clouds floated past.

"What, she never told you?" He blinks.

"Well, I'm sure you can understand why anything pertaining to you would be a touchy subject for her." You grumble.

"True." Dad nods sadly. "Well, uh, where do I even begin? We actually met when I enlisted into the Belkan Air Force."

"Mom was a pilot!?" You gasp.

"Oh, god no!" Dad laughs. "She worked in administration. Basically a secretary. One of those many logistics drones upon which our entire armed forces were built on."

"Mom never mentioned that she was part of the Belkan Air Force, even as a secretary." You frown.

"I don't imagine a lot of people would want to associate themselves with the Belkan military after what happened." Dad points out.

"Point." You concede. "There has to be more to it than that."

"Well, uh..." Dad chuckles. "There was the time I proposed to her."

"Oh, now this I have to hear." You lean in closer.

"So, we'd been dating for about a year or two, and felt we were ready, you know? So on the day I decided to pop the question, I made sure that your mother was working in the office that day. I got into my plane for a routine patrol run, but when I came back to base, I may have, uh, buzzed the admin building."

"How close?"

"Close enough that when I hit afterburners I shook the whole damn building! Everybody on the other end thought they were getting hit by an earthquake!" Dad chortles.

"Jesus, how long did they put you in, for?" You gasp.

"They grounded me for three months after that." Dad laughs.

"I'm surprised they didn't kick you out." You blink. "That seems pretty light."

"Well, those were different times. The BAF actually used to encourage pilots to show off their skills." Dad chuckles.

(cont)

Do we need to pretend like we're characters? Honestly, it's worse than those shitty freeform roleplaying forums.

>>40271237
>shower knife
>toilet glock
These will never get old.

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>>40271244

"And Mom was impressed?"

"Well, she did knock me on my ass, but I can tell she appreciated the sentiment." Dad laughed. "She said yes, in case you didn't know."

"There was never a time where I thought Mom would actually appreciate near suicidal acts in a fighter jet." You muse.

"You mean she doesn't, now?" Dad blinks.

"She didn't exactly take your 'disappearance' well." You state bluntly. "She blamed a lot of things, but mostly the 'fighter pilot mentality'."

"Ah, I didn't know..." Dad sighs. "And she let you be a fighter pilot?"

"Ha, I did NOT choose this lifestyle with her blessing." You shake your head. "After the first time I nearly bit it, I had to keep this gig on the down low. Well, until now. She'll probably chop my head off along with yours."

"Wait, the 'first time'?" He asks.

>Tell him about Sand Island.
>It's ancient history.
>Other

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>>40271226
>>40271237

>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.

Time for the detailed lore check!

>>40271268
>>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271268
>>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271268
>>It's ancient history.

>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.
Spill the shockwaves

>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271268
>>Tell him about Sand Island.
CLIMB NUGGETS!

>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271244
>"Well, those were different times. The BAF actually used to encourage pilots to show off their skills." Dad chuckles.

Ah. So Rot-1's disapproval of pilot stunts is just his own personality preference, huh.

>>40271268
PTSD triggers activate! Fatherly Comfort of a War Veteran bonding is a go!

>>40271392
>tfw jager will never be able to headpat karla like papa weiss can

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>>40271408
He's a vet too, so I imagine he can keep up with the headpatting.

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>>40271425
Run, Sanae! That's a pedo!

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>>40271268
>Tell him about Sand Island.

>>40271426
And how can you compare traumas? do you think running for your life getting shot in the trenches is worse than being helpless while freefalling in a flying coffin 4000ft above sea level listening to the panicked cries of nuggets getting shot down?

>>40271466
Having been in the trenches and not a Pilot I wouldn't know, but I wouldn't try to say whether one is worse than the other, they are both pretty heavily traumatic experiences and to try to decide whether one is more 'worthy' or not as impactful is utterly retarded and disrespectful of you anon.

Ah, the 'joys' of PTSD

I remember hearing a story once from rather unusual English lady who used to man the radios during world war 2. She realized years latter she had gotten ptsd from listening to the screams of dying German and English pilots during the Battle of Britain. Of course people didn't really talk about it back then, so she wasn't able to quite pinpoint why she felt so terrible for years after the war.

It wasn't the bombs that blew up her house and her neighbours. Or the constant fear of invasion. Those didn't really bother her as much as she suspected. It was those unseen pilots high up in the sky, begging for their mother as they burst into flame or crashed that bothered her the most.

>>40271538
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5NI-IrUU0

>>40271538
>>40271567
Now imagine Karla or yourself manning a four engine plane here in Strangereal.

Knowing, just knowing, you're about to bite it at any moment while there are dogfights around you while you only have that tailgun

>>40271611
>Insert appropriate Sabaton track here
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6npKLMK9fo

>>40271538
>>40271567
>>40271611
>Now imagine Karla or yourself manning a four engine plane here in Strangereal. >Knowing, just knowing, you're about to bite it at any moment while there are dogfights around you while you only have that tailgun
>>40271630

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

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>>40271268
"Yeah..." You bite your lip as flashes of your old nightmares come back to haunt you. "I joined up with the Osean air force. I was barely out of the academy when the Yukes attacked. Sent us to defend this place called Sand Island from a Yuke assault. Shit happened and, well, I ended being the only one in my class to make it out. Barely. That's where I got this little scar."

At this point, you've lived with the burden for so long you've honestly gotten pretty numb over it.

"I'm so sorry, Karla." Dad wraps his arms around you and hugs you close.

"You lose guys, too?" You ask.

"Too many." He sighs.

"And I take it you never forgot?"

"Nope."

"I thought so." You say sadly.

---

You're not sure when you fell asleep, but you wake up with your face pressed against Dad's chest, your face still wet from fresh tears.

"Come on, we've landed." Jager leans in from the aisle. "Better get off before they kick us off."

Amy then passes by, and it looks like she's about to spout off another one of her half thought-out wisecracks, but she looks at you and your Dad and gets second thoughts, continuing past without a word.

"Come on, Karla, rise and shine." Dad says as he gently pushes you upright. "It's time to face the music."

"I guess so." You sigh, like a prisoner on death row. "Let's go."

As you exit the plane and head down the boarding stairs, you see a couple of waiting SUVs with the Artemis logo on the side. You see the door on one of them burst open and a very familiar and very hyper girl comes rushing out.

"KARLAAAAAA!" Lara cries happily.

>Stand your ground.
>DODGE
>Other

>>40271630
And through her experience on that flight Karla will have a higher calling at least once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4Z0FtRI7A

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>>40271644
>Belka 1944 soon

>>40271661
>Stand your ground.

>>40271661
>>Other
Amy makes a good human shield.

>>40271661
>>Stand your ground.
Activate Belkan Stoicism.

>>40271661
>DODGE

>>40271661
>Other
COUNTER-ATTACK!

>>40271661
>>Stand your ground.
we are belkan. WE DIED STANDING!

>>40271661
>420 GRAZE IT FAGGIT

>>40271665
Sabaton has such appropriate music for any combat situation.

>>40271661
>>Stand your ground.

>>40271688
Voting for this.

>>40271661
>DODGE

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>>40271689
We FOR THE EMPEROR now?

>>40271661
>DODGE

>>40271661
>>Other
Belkan defense! Pick her up and dump her into a garbage can. Run away!!!

>>40271694
I know right. Man of War is good for the rising pitch of any battle

>>40271661
>>40271688
Counterattack

>>40271661
>>40271684
>Activate Belkan Stoicism.
>>40271689
>we are belkan. WE DIED STANDING!

>>Stand your ground.

If we can't face Lara's death-glomp, how will we be able to stand up to mom's death-glare?

>>40271661
>>Stand your ground.

>>40271712
For Belkan. For Emperor.

>>40271725
I wonder if Papa Weiss still has the ability to tank Mama Weiss's Belkan Pawnch?

>>40271661
>>Stand your ground.

>>40271661
>DODGE

>>40271644
I was trying to wrack my brains, but there was a thread for strike witch quest where you went a long with a bomber crew on one of their runs.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33964210/

You get baseball cards!... Unfortunately main character is French and cannot appreciate the beauty of them cards.

>>40271740
>>40271722
>>40271665
>>40271644
Strangereal 1970
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0kAJunnnGQ

>>40271858
Strangereal 1991
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uh4yMAx2UA

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>>40271886
>Nugget Puppet Weiss.avi

>>40271694

Yeah, but their three best are Midway, Night witches, and fuckin Resist and Bite.

But belting out fuckin, "ATTERO DOMINATUS" right before hitting the ramp on a HALO is always good for a couple laughs.

>>40271909
>Night witches
Good taste

If anything makes me play slav, it's going to be Night Witches and the Po-2

>>40271926
>>40271909
Don't forget Back in Control guys.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1BdsrD4uQ

>>40271909
Hearts of Iron is better than Midway I think.

>>40271944
Back in Control isn't that good compared to others.

>>40271858
I miss our Phantom and pulling off all the shenanigans we did with it. Like fighting a Raptor to a draw.

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>>40271969
Guess it's personal preference then.

>>40271909
>>40271926
>>40271944
>>40271954
Seriously no love for Aces in Exile?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cneR4iDG9N0

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>>40271995
Oh yeah, that too.

>>40271989
>yfw it is now a model kit in Directus

>>40271995
No love for No Bullets Fly and To Hell and Back too, it seems

I suppose if we're linking music, I might as well post the obvious one. Somebody probably would have brought up Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries eventually anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto

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>>40272031
I, for one, welcome some Youkai Combat Zero.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Q9m8J3A9o

>>40272030
Or for Panzerkampf and ghost devision it would seem.

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>>40271661
"Hey, Lara!" You say as you subtly lean back a bit and brace your footing. Your wingmate slams into you like a freight train as she engages a flying tackle hug.

"IT'S BEEN SOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!" She squeals.

"Lara, I've been gone for like, a day." You point out.

"And it still felt like forever!" Lara insists and then switches her sights on Amy. "AMMMYYYY!"

"Augh!" Amy shrieks as she's nowhere near as prepared as you to handle Lara's tackle hug and both girls fall onto the tarmac with a loud WHUMP.

"You would not believe how anxious she was to see you all again." Lilian smiles as she walks up to greet you. "Poor girl. She gets lonely so easily."

"I can see that." You grunt.

"Looks like you've got yourself some good wingmates." Dad grins.

"Oh my, you're Mr. Weiss, I presume? Samantha mentioned Karla found you." Lilian shakes Dad's hand politely.

"WHOA THAT'S KARLA'S DAD?!" Lara springs back up to her feet.

"Now that we're all here, I think we should all start getting into the vehicles." Jager quickly swoops in, sparing Dad from Lara's hyperactivity. You can see him breathing a huge sigh of relief.

"Aww, fine." Lara pouts.

All of you cram into an SUV and you take off towards home.

"It looks so different." Dad breathes as his eyes dart around. "It's like I'm in a completely different country now."

"Well, that's literally the case." You remind him. "This is Osean territory now."

"I keep forgetting." Dad sighs. "I can't even recognize my own hometown anymore. How am I going to deal with my own wife?"

>Just lie back and think of Belka.
>I'll handle all the talking, okay?
>Other

>>40272030

Neither is as good as Night witches or Resist and Bite. Like, let's be fuckin real, here, real fuckin talk? those are the best tracks on that fucking album, straight the fuck up.

But I can fuckin get Kaga to twitch when I start singing along to Midway, so fuckin, that's a winner in my book too.

>>40271995
Love the animation and the song.
Also, Found this mix of Ace combat Infinity clips sync'd to the OP of Kantai Collection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SI9vCNy96o

>>40272056
>>Just lie back and think of Belka.

>>40272056
>Just lie back and think of Belka.
Be STRONK for the fatherland.

>>40272056
>>Just lie back and think of Belka.
No better way.

>>40272056
>>I'll handle all the talking, okay?

>>40272056
>I'll handle all the talking, okay?

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>>40272056
>Just lie back and think of Belka.
Those STOICISM genes.

>>40272059
FUCKIN TROLLLLL

>>40272068
Cute.

>>40272056
>Just lie back and think of Belka.

begin humming a belkan tune.

hm hm hmmm hm hm hm hmmmm something sooommeething claaaay

>>40272056
>Just lie back and think of Belka.

>>40272056
>>I'll handle all the talking, okay?
>>Other
Distract mother with potential Jagerbomb and bomblet making