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By 2020, Blueplate Beach faces a crime epidemic like none other. The police are helpless to combat the chaos, and the city is collapsing into a frenzy of violence and anarchy.

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Pollution, bribery and mayhem threaten to destroy the city. In desperation, the police force creates a robotic police officer, better and more capable than any human, and sends him back in time more than thirty years in the hopes of stemming this tide of crime.

But something goes wrong...

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"Aw, come on! One more night! I promise this time I've got some new stuff!"

"Forget it, pal! You couldn't make 'em laugh if you paid 'em!"

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"Yaaaah!"

"ERROR! HISTORICAL DATA FILES HAVE BEEN ERASED! MY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS ERA HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY LOST!"

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"What the - some kind of robot cop? Man, that homeless guy on the corner of 5th and Grand was right!"

"YOU ARE A RESIDENT OF THIS TIME PERIOD. YOU WILL ACT AS MY DEPUTY AND ASSIST ME IN MY MISSION."

"Whoa, deputy? That sounds dangerous! Count me-"

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"...in!"

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"I'm telling you, Rob. You gotta cut loose a little. People in this time aren't afraid to laugh!"

"IN MY TIME EMOTIONS ARE OUTLAWED."

"Well, remind me to pencil in my vacation to your time."

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SCREEEEEEEEEECH

"Eeeeee!"

"Look out!"

"Aaaah!"

A motorcycle careens into the crowd, narrowly missing the crowd of women as the rider speeds away down the street clutching a briefcase!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or Rob does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>40292645
Tackle the criminal biker scum.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>40292645
Rob snipes the guy on the bike.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>40292645
Rob grabs the rear tire and jerks the bike out from under the guy.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>40292645
Shout out "It's a crime!" really loudly.

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"Hey, what the-?"

"Excuse me, sir! Police business!"

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Vrmmmmmmmmmm-

"Huh?"

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"Hold it right there!"

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"Oof! Leggo! What's the deal?! You got nothin' on me!"

What will you do now?

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>40293097
Arrest him for reckless driving and investigate the briefcase.
I'm loving the punny names

>>40293097
Tag in the robo cop.

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"Hey, you can't do this! I got rights!"

"Yeah, that last right you took almost killed somebody!"

"Hey, somebody's gonna get killed if you don't let me go!"

"Save it for the judge, buddy! Hey, Rob, what's in the case?"

"SEVERAL TOROID OBJECTS COMPOSED PRIMARILY OF SUCROSE."

"How about in English next time?"

"YOU CALL THEM..."

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"What the-"

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"Donuts?!?"

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"What's the score, buddy? Why the hurry? These donuts past their expiration date or something?"

"They're for Brock Blockson! He's shooting a movie here in Blueplate Beach!"

"Brock Blockson!"

"WHO?"

"You know, he played Will Banger in all those spy movies! He's the biggest action star in the world!"

"IN MY TIME MOVIES ARE OUTL-"

"Yeah, yeah, don't tell me!"

What will you do now?"

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>40293613
Have Rob scan the donuts to see if anything is in them, if he can.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>40293613

Make sure his story checks out by accompanying him to meet this so-called "movie star". And possibly his groupies.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>40293613
Stick our pinkie into the doughnut's center and snort the filling to see if the creme is actually cocaine.

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"CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, DEXTROSE, ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS, FLAVORING AGENTS, ARTIFICIAL COLORS-"

"I think we get the point! No dope?"

"THIS PASTRY DOES NOT TEST POSITIVE FOR NARCOTICS. HOWEVER, IN MY TIME, SUGAR IS-"

"Sugar is illegal, I know!"

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"Okay, buddy, you're out on bail. You'll get off with time served if you show us where these sweets are headed. Deal?"

"What choice do I have?"

"It's a hard world, buddy! But look on the bright side..."

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"You'll get there faster with a police escort!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>40294077
Pop a wheelie!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>40294077
Put on some tunes and do this >>40294091

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"Ya-hoo! I love this song!"

"I DO NOT COMPREHEND WHY YOU INSIST ON TRAVELING IN THIS MANNER."

"Because it's fun, baby!"

"IN MY TIME FUN IS-"

"WE KNOW!"

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"Hey, what's that noise- YAAAAH!"

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SCREEEECH

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"Whoo-boy, just saw my life flash before my eyes! I forgot to do my laundry!"

"CUT! SOMEBODY GET THOSE TWO OUT OF THERE!"

"Hey, Rob, I bet that's Brock! I heard he does all his own stunts!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>40294525
Arrest him for attempt at murder

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>40294525
Inquire about donuts.
If that doesn't really lead to anything, inquire about crime in the immediate area.

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"Hold it, you lunatic! You're under arrest for attempted mur-"

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"Excuse me! Oh boy, donuts! What took you so long?"

"Huh? Brock Blockson?"

"That's right, just ask one of my assistants and they'll give you an autograph. Ooh, is this strawberry jelly?"

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"Then who-"

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"You were saying something about me being under arrest?"

"I was? I mean, uh, er, um-"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

>>40294847
Arrest!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>40294847
You've just assaulted my heart!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>40294847
Roll to seduce the robot.

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"Ha ha- that's funny! Say, you don't look like a cop!"

"Well, that's because I'm undercover."

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"How'd you like to be under covers with me?"

"Don't you think that's moving a little too fast?"

"I didn't think you were the kind of girl who liked to go slow!"

"Well, when you put it that way," she blushes, when suddenly-

"BOSS!"

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"We got another one!"

"Aw, jeez, this is bad, this is really bad, this is awful! Miles, you gotta reconsider this!"

"No way, Carl! This beach is perfect for my masterpiece! There's nowhere else we can shoot this! It's gotta be here!"

"But Miles, somebody could get killed!"

"Nobody's gonna stop me from making this movie, Carl!"

What will you do now?

LEGO QUEST!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>40295294
Ask what seems to be the problem.

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"The police! Finally! I've been trying to get you idiots down here for days!"

"We're not exactly the local cops."

"Whoever you are, you gotta do something about this! Someone's been sending us threatening letters. This whole project could be in trouble!"

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"At first I didn't take them seriously, but we've gotten more of them! Miles, we've gotta switch locations!"

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"Absolutely not, Carl! If you switch locations, I'm walking out on this project!"

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"Look at it! This place has everything! The light, the tone, the atmosphere! It's perfect!"

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"But Miles, they're not just threatening to kill Brock anymore!"

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"Now they're threatening to kill our stunt driver!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>40295868
Press for details! Go after the person who's sending these threats.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>40295868
Inquire about a date with the stunt driver

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"So who sent them?"

"We don't know! There's no way to tell where these are coming from!"

"Actually, Mr. Carls, that's not true."

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"For example, we know that the letters were mailed from Stumpsweat County, which is only about ten miles from here. If only there was some way to know where the letters were actually wr-"

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"-hey!"

"THAT QUESTION IS EASILY ANSWERED."

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"THIS SHEET OF CELLULOSE CONTAINS TRACE AMOUNTS OF SWAMP GAS. THERE IS ONLY ONE LOGICAL CONCLUSION. THE WRITER OF THIS LETTER WAS IN THE STUMPSWEAT SWAMP."

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"Looks like you're going to need a bodyguard until we get this mystery sorted out!"

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Super excellent! Can't wait for more.

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I'm going to put the game on pause here, but I'll be back in eight or ten hours and we can have some more fun!

>>40296170
Thanks anon! Glad you enjoyed it!

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Couple of Easter eggs while I eat a bedtime sandwich:

Our hero had a cameo in the third episode of Red's adventure, where he was one of the patrons in the bar.

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Crime Time has its origins as a challenge in the Lego General thread on /toy/. A few months ago, there was a challenge to make a scene and a pitch for a cheesy '80s television show. I made up a buddy cop show where he's a robot cop from a future where emotions are outlawed... and he's a stand-up comic!

After I posted this, people liked it, so I posted a few more "promo" shots, and a very nice poster turned one of them into the VHS recording seen in the OP. Thanks, Gor!

>>40296132
>STUMPSWEAT SWAMP
>>40296189
I love your names for things. Thanks for running, lego quest! It's always great to have a new series with new characters involved.

Is there any chance you'd ever run something without minifigs?

>>40292335

That font is beautiful, wut font?

Bumping

Will there be commercials? Gotta keep the network happy. Also, don't forget to make a tag when you come back from a commercial break ("Welcome back to..." or "Now, back to more..." Stuff like that).

>>40299711
Second.

>>40297117
>Is there any chance you'd ever run something without minifigs?
What, like Legovolution?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20531453/

>>40299711
OK, gimme a minute to think something up.

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CRIME TIME is sponsored by...

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I thought I loved him.

I thought he loved me.

I thought I believed in fairy-tale romances.

Now I'm not sure what I believe. Is this right? Is this wrong? What street am I on?

Question everything.

Question Mark perfume.

>>40302550
>>40302585
I love it.

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We now return to CRIME TIME

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"No way! Absolutely not!"

"Come on, Mr. Carls! You said it yourself, having him as my bodyguard was a good idea! And they need to investigate where these death threats have been coming from, so I need to go with them!"

"No way! I can't find another stunt driver as good as you if something happens!"

"Nothing's going to happen!"

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"Besides, we can't shoot anything until Brock recovers from his stubbed toe!"

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"No way, Meg! You're too important to this pro-"

"Well then let the experts decide!"

What will you do?

>Bring Meg with
>Leave her here
>Split up and stay here with Meg

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>40302790
Bring Meg

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>40302790
Bring Meg

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>40302790
Bring Meg.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>40302790
Split up. That strategy has never backfired.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>40302790
Bring Meg

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"COME ON, IT IS TIME TO GO. MOUNT THE MOTORCYCLE BEHIND ME IN THE OPTIMAL RIDING POSITION."

"Uh, yeah, about that, I was thinking I might ride with Meg. Maybe do a little private investigating on the side, if you catch my drift?"

"YOU DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR HANDS."

"Not yet, anyway, that's why I need you to ride solo so I can book some time on the track with Meg."

"IN MY TIME ROMANCE IS OUTLAWED."

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"Say, how about letting me drive?"

"Fat chance! Nobody drives this car but me! And if you're riding with me, there's only one rule..."

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"Hang on tight!"

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>40302790
split up and stay here with meg

you do the sleazy oneliners and "questioning"let the washingmachine deal with the crooks

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"Stumpsweat County, where the mosquitoes roam and the bullfrogs play. Looks like the last time they paved this road was around the time Cortez passed through!"

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"Say, don't you think you should slow down a little? Rob can't keep up on that motorcycle!"

"What's the matter, scared? I thought you were an undercover detective!"

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"Nah, just means more time to get to know you privately! So how'd a pretty girl like you end up being a stunt driver?"

"Well, my mom was a writer and my dad was a longshoreman, and after the two of them-"

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"Look out for that-"

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"...mudhole."

>>40303444
this car design is brilliant. I have a soft spot in my heart for cars with proper seating.

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"Oof... doesn't feel like there's anything broken. You OK, baby?"

"EEEEEEEEEE!"

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"Alligators!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>40304437
Turn back and run to dry land

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>40304437
scare them away with by revving the engine

>>40304316
>this car design is brilliant. I have a soft spot in my heart for cars with proper seating.
Thanks anon, I'm pretty proud of it. I posted some more pictures of it on /toy/:

>>>/toy/4938114
>>>/toy/4940138
>>>/toy/4937808

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"Oh my God, what are we gonna do?"

"Rev the engine!"

"What?"

"Rev the engine!"

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VRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM

"Now what?"

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"Now run!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>40304519
oh wow. I can't believe I didn't notice all the rest of the detail--mirrors, the faux-movable-headlights (I think?), the tail lights...just wow. Very nice.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>40304793

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>40304793
I don't suppose you have a radio or mobile phone. Find a way to get in touch with Rob.

(BRB FOOD)

bumb

>>40299711
Don't forget the freeze frames.
https://youtu.be/A_3rJqHWYjs

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"Come on, we're almost to the road!"

"I think those gators are following us!"

"Then run faster!"

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"Oof!"

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"Rob! Am I glad to see you! Had a little car trouble!"

"WERE YOU ABLE TO GET YOUR HANDS ON MEG?"

"What?!?"

"Uh, what Rob means is that, I, uh..."

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"WARNING! ARMED HUMANS APPROACHING!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>40306865
Set an ambush!

(I will have to leave in a little while, but I will be back after a couple of hours to keep going!)

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>40306865
>huntingseason.exe

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>40306865
Tell Rob to decrease his volume, then seek cover.

Since there"s a lull in the action:

>>40302585
>>40302643
Good stuff - especially the Rowdy Raccoon's ad. It'd be cool if the commercials could foreshadow events in the story.
> restaurant is called Rowdy Raccoon's
> no raccoon in the shot

>>40303397
Even though I read most of Rob's lines like the robot from "Lost in Space," I can't help but read the last line with a little bit of sass on it.

>>40304270
> dat refraction

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"Can't believe we gotta walk all the way out here in the swamp looking for a bunch of city-slickers!"

"You'd better quit your complaining. Orders came straight from the Chief herself."

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"Any idea what this is about?"

"Something big. I heard the old man is calling the shots."

"Why they picked this place to shoot their movie, I'll never know-"

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"Afternoon, fellas! Just happened to be out here taking a walk and heard the commotion."

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"Now let's just take things easy and not get jumpy!"

What will you do now?

>>40310850
Tell them to drop the weapons and start talking about this 'Chief'.

>>40292335

font?

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"Why don't you drop those rifles and we'll get this all sorted out!"

"Hey, you can't do this! We're police officers!"

"So are we, now fork 'em over!"

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"When the Chief hears about this-"

"Yeah, who is this Chief anyway?"

"The Chief runs things in Stumpsweat County. If you lived here you'd know that."

"Yeah, I'm thinking of buying a little house in the swamp. Keep talking."

"What else is there? The Chief said we needed to go find some people who got lost out in the swamp, and we found your car stuck in the mud."

>>40311382
>The Chief runs things in Stumpsweat County
Fuck, we've found ourselves in a Sheriff Joe situation. Do robots count as minorities? If so, we're kinda fucked.

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"How'd you know we were out here anyway?" Meg demands. "We didn't tell anybody!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

>>40311402
Well, these guys do look pretty inbred.

>>40311430
Rob uses his computational computer brain powers to figure out the answer before they even say it.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>40311430
>>40311464
Fuck, wrong field.

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"Unless..."

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"SOMEONE IN THE FILM CREW CALLED THE CHIEF."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>40311298
>font?
>>40297512
>That font is beautiful, wut font?

I don't know, it was made by someone on /toy/. I agree, it looks pretty great!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>40311616
Robocop, use your leet future phreaking skills to figure out who placed the call to the Chief!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>40311616

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>40311616
dramatic music and cut to commercial break.

>>40310736
They all look the same, them swamp boys.

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"I'd drop that gun if I were you, miss!"

>>40312002
Dang, bushwhacked.

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CRIME TIME will be right back after these messages

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THIS WEEK, ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF 'MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE'

GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER? MONKEY'S BOSS IS EXPECTING A QUIET DINNER, BUT HE'S IN FOR A SURPRISE!

"Mankey, these brownies are delicious! When did you get the time to make them?"

THE LANDLADY GETS SUSPICIOUS WHEN MONKEY'S COUSINS FROM THE NEW WORLD SPEND THE WEEKEND AT THEIR APARTMENT

"Mister Mankey, I can't have these cousins of yours swinging from the light fixtures at all hours of the night! They're carrying on like a pack of wild animals!"

PLUS, REX DISCOVERS HE NEVER ACTUALLY GRADUATED FROM OBEDIENCE SCHOOL

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"I'd drop that gun if I were you, miss!"

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"Well, what do we have here?"

"The Chief!"

"Looks like you folks are in a little situation."

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"Why don't you all come down to the station with me and we can get this whole mess sorted out?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>40312483
Rob uses computational brain to explain why he has jurisdiction over her. It's not actually true, but the words should be big enough to fool them.
Also, what set are those figs from?

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>40312483
Seduction roll, now if ever!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>40312483
Knowing what Rob's limitations are would make this a whole lot easier. Is he bulletproof? Let's find out!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>40312483
Go with them for now and see what she has to say.

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"DO NOT BE CONCERNED, FELLOW POLICE OFFICERS. I AM A ROBOTIC POLICE OFFICER FROM MORE THAN THIRTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE, SENT BACK IN TIME TO STOP A TIDE OF CORRUPTION AND CHAOS THAT THREATENS TO DESTROY BLUEPLATE BEACH."

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"Er, uh, what my partner means is that he's never seen anyone as beautiful as you. The way your eyes sparkle in the swamplight... the way that badge really brings out the color in your cheeks..."

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"'Sparkle in the swamplight'?"

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That's it for now! Apologies for the gaps in this episode - I got started a lot later than I had planned to last night, and I had to cut out in the middle of today's segment, but hopefully people had some fun!

>>40313069
Still was amazing. Please tell me there will be a sequel.

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A few more Easter eggs this game... Meg's first appearance was in the second episode of Red's adventures, when she and her bandmate were playing in the bar.

For the anon who asked >>40312531
>Also, what set are those figs from?

Meg's head is (I believe) Nya from the Legends of Chima line. Our MC's head is the CMF Lifeguard Guy, his hair is the CMF Daredevil, and his body is from some recent City sets, I think.

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>>40292592
>>40302585

The actress-slash-model who appeared in the ? perfume ad is the CMF Battle Goddess.

>>40313202
I meant the fbi looking hick cops actually.

>>40313202

Angry bandmate's face?

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>>40302643
Rowdy Raccoon's friends are obviously the CMF Pig Guy and CMF Unicorn Girl, although their minifig faces have been replaced with solid black pieces.

>>40313278
>I meant the fbi looking hick cops actually.
Oh! Their torsos are the standard police torsos that come in all the recent City sets. Hats are just generic cowboy hats.

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>>40313396
>Angry bandmate's face?

CMF Samurai Girl.

>>40312374
No lie, I would watch this show.

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>>40313190
>Still was amazing. Please tell me there will be a sequel.
Thanks anon! I definitely want to finish this mystery! When I started the episode I had no idea where this was going besides "there's a movie film crew involved" and "there's a nice car". The intro was written on the fly but I knew what I wanted to say in that.

I never know for sure where the story's going to end up, but I usually have fun on the ride!

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>>40313463
>No lie, I would watch this show.

Ha ha, I didn't have any idea what I was doing, but someone rolled an 11 to go to commercial so I had to make up something! Glad you liked it.

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>>40313202
>the Legends of Chima line
Dangit, I always mix these two up. Chima is the animal people, Ninjago is the cybersamurai. Meg's head is from Ninjago.

>>40313794
You ever thought of doing a star wars quest? Or maybe a WW2 one?

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>>40314296
>You ever thought of doing a star wars quest? Or maybe a WW2 one?

I don't really have any SW minifigs or sets, so it would basically be Spaceman's setting with lightsabers added on.

I don't know enough about WW2 to be comfortable running a game in that setting. I'd probably mess up enough stuff to annoy people who know what they're talking about.

>>40314696
Maybe just more Spaceman?

>>40314696
Faux-WW2 or faux-WW1 could work. File off the names off the factions and assign them new ones, flubber a bit with the historical facts, etc.
I'm sure you can think up something that encompasses 'two nations go to war, this is the story of the mooks getting caught in it'

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>>40314796
>Maybe just more Spaceman?
I've got big plans for this summer.

That's it for me, hope everybody had fun!

Most of the previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived on suptg along with all images:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has all kinds of fun stuff on it, and sooner or later I'll put the characters from this episode up there:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode shows up:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Goodnight everybody!

>>40314973
>I've got big plans for this summer.

My heart!

>>40314973
Ooh, have you thought about running another After the Brick that's especially inspired by a recent film? I'm interested in seein' some neat vehicle designs from you!

>>40314928
>Faux-WW2 or faux-WW1 could work. File off the names off the factions and assign them new ones, flubber a bit with the historical facts, etc.
>I'm sure you can think up something that encompasses 'two nations go to war, this is the story of the mooks getting caught in it'
I didn't think this would work, but then right before I fell asleep last night I had an idea for something.

>>40318371
>Ooh, have you thought about running another After the Brick that's especially inspired by a recent film? I'm interested in seein' some neat vehicle designs from you!
Haven't seen it yet, but don't hold your breath. Vehicles are my least-favorite thing to make because I'm so bad at it.

>>40319904
Maybe you could ask for some people's ideas suggestions for vehicles, like make a thread for Most Bitchin'est Wasteland Vehicle in /toy/, and then use some of those.

>>40309144
>I read most of Rob's lines like the robot from "Lost in Space,"
Dick Tufeld voice is my new head-canon.

>>40312883
>>40312917
>>40312954
Best.
Failed.
Seduction.
EVER!

>>40313202
>Legends of Chima
Ninjago

>>40321196
Aw damn

>>40320454
/toy/ is doing that right now

Every time when I think I can put my legos away I stumble upon one of your threads and want to start building all over again.

>>40325772
Take my word for it and never do away with them.
You'll always regret it.

>>40329906
This anon speaks the truth.

>>40319904
>>40314928
The more I think about this, the more things come to mind. I probably won't get to it for a while, but I'm definitely going to try something. Thanks for the suggestion!

>>40312883
>>40312954
Heheh, hers don't seem to sparkle at all, while Meg's always do

>>40304747
I've heard stories that the alligators at Kennedy Space Center do this during launches. They'll just leave their mouths open and...listen?

>>40329906
>>40332095
I'd never really do them away, but storing them in the attic somewhere instead of just besides my desk might be a good idea.

>>40336040
It's because the rumbles of the rocket launch is similar to how they woo females. So they could be paying attention to the Great Rumbler, the Sex God of Gators.

>>40325772
>>40329906
>that feel when I've never really built anything original with my legos
Just. Damnit.

>>40337396
>So they could be paying attention to the Great Rumbler, the Sex God of Gators.

The female gators probably think of him as the Great Cloacatease.

>sends out a gatorly as fuark mating call
>never puts out and seeds them with godly gator babies

>>40337396
>the Great Rumbler, the Sex God of Gators.

I know someone on the science (read: not the launch) side at NASA. I'm passing this along in hopes it will self-perpetuate.

>>40338149
Next LQ pantheon confirmed