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"Maya, you're going to need to stop these feelings." you tell her, after she has sabotaged your attempts to read on the internet. "It's not healthy"

"No...!" she protested, pulling the shirt off the pillow and putting it into a clump in her hand which she stuck to her nose and mouth as a constant mask now, breathing deeper into it. "I... Need David! David is mine!"

You sigh. "Maya, you need to stop being like that." you try to convince her. "I will like you more if you're less...Like that."

Suddenly, her eyes went wide. "You will like me more? How much more? I'll do whatever it takes, as long as you'll be with me and like me more and more."

You feel a cold chill.

"Just don't get in my way so much." you say. "Alright?"

She took a really long inwards breath. "Ok, sure!" she said, oddly very agreeable. She was up to something, but you couldn't guess what.

Your cat was a creep. Loveable, affectionate, but creepy.

---*----

You had the rest of the evening to do something - you still didn't know much about this whole cultural exchange deal either. Maybe you could try to contact her, or delve deeper into this "hidden" part of the world that was mentioned. Or just help Maya learn more about how to blend in.

>Teach Maya how to blend in, and go to the mall with her
>Go with the cat to wherever she came from, in an attempt to learn more about this situation
>Call the lady in the black suit, and if that doesn't work, investigate her and this issue on the internet.

>>40385936
>Teach Maya how to blend in, and go to the mall with her

>>40385936
>Teach Maya how to blend in, and go to the mall with her

>>40385936
>Teach Maya how to blend in, and go to the mall with her

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You decide to take her on a trip to the mall. You did need to buy her more clothing, and thanks to the "financial compensation" that you were given for the cultural exchange, it wasn't too much of an issue for your wallet. Before going out, you checked in what she was dressed in. Her usual orange sweater, those shorts...

"Maya, tuck in your tail please." you remind her, in the doorway. She nodded, and wrapped it around her waist and then hid it under the sweater. "...We need a hat too." you add, going for a baseball cap.

"But it's so uncomfortable..." she countered.

"Well, yeah." you reply. "Unless you chop them off, there isn't much we can do."

"Maybe we could get something more... Comfortable? The cap is so tiiight." she said, cramming her ears into the cap as she fastened it to her head.

"Could be a good idea." you say, unlocking the door and going outside.

---*---

After a long busride to the mall, with Maya clinging onto you throughout the whole trip, you arrived at the mall. Maya still wouldn't let go of your hand, and you could feel how stiff she was getting from being in public like this.

"Nervous?" you ask.

She nodded.

>Go to a clothing store and look for a more comfortable headgear than a cap.
>Go to the arcade and start off with something fun to ease her into the situation
>Go for a snack at a burger place. Maybe that fish-burger promotion was still up?

>Write in

>>40386244
>Go to a clothing store and look for a more comfortable headgear than a cap.
Maybe something with a wide brim that she can fold the ears down under without having to cram them in?

>>40386244
>Go to a clothing store and look for a more comfortable headgear than a cap.
Comfort first

>>40386244
>Go to a clothing store and look for a more comfortable headgear than a cap.
I want to say top hat.
Because it amuses me.
A sun hat works too, though.

>>40386263
What about a headband so people will think her ears are part of the headband?

>>40386392
With rack like that I don't think very many people will be noticing the ears either way.

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"Let's go for a cap first" you tell her. She then stroked her hand over her head. "Yeah, it's getting pretty annoying." she said.

Together, you started to wander through the mall. You really weren't too well-versed in that odd art-science of mode and fashion, so you looked for the first clothing shop that had female clothing, and walked in. Maya didn't seem to be too familiar with these issues either, so you were both pretty lost, but making educated guesses.

"Something...Large, right?" you thought out loud. "And soft. Soft would be good."

"Yeah" Maya said, looking through cheap jewelery at the side. "...What is this, David?" she asked, showing a necklace made of a series of wooden cubes.

"A necklace." you tell her. "People wear it to look pretty."

"Why don't you have one then?" she countered.

"Heh. Only girls and women tend to wear stuff like that."

"...Then, I should too?" she asked.

"If you want." you reply. "However, let's find that hat first, no?" She nodded in response.

---*---

After some browsing, you found an orange newsboy cap. It looked snazzy with her orange sweater, and it seemed to fit her character. Overall, it should be a good purchase. You did have more money to spare, so maybe buying her some more things would be nice. The problem was that both of you were pretty clueless when it came to these things, and when you asked Maya what she would like, she would always reply "whatever you like most."

>Discreetly ask a shop clerk for help to buy clothing for young women, and go with her opinion. It should get you some standard urban fashion clothing for her.
>Go on your own, and together, buy whatever you both deem sensible.
>Go to a different shop for clothing. Most of the stuff here is pretty standard mainstream fashion, if you want something different (suggest with a write-in), you're going to have to go somewhere else.

>Write in.

>>40386429
>Discreetly ask a shop clerk for help to buy clothing for young women, and go with her opinion. It should get you some standard urban fashion clothing for her.

>>40386429
>>Write in.
"Whatever I like, hmm the most... you're sweet but we can't have you wearing anything like THAT in public."

>>Go to a different shop for clothing. Most of the stuff here is pretty standard mainstream fashion, if you want something different (suggest with a write-in), you're going to have to go somewhere else.
Sportswear is a go, even with her strategically placed useless flesh she's athletic type, that kinda stuff should suit her.

Oh and maybe not for a purchase but have her try on something akin to school uniform. Take pictures

>>40386429
>Discreetly ask a shop clerk for help to buy clothing for young women, and go with her opinion. It should get you some standard urban fashion clothing for her.

>>40386429
>Go on your own, and together, buy whatever you both deem sensible.
She'll be the one wearing it so her opinion matters

>>40385805
Can we kill the catgirl now?

>>40386537
We have to wait until we have more girls before we begin the ritualistic sacrifices. Be patient, anon.

REMOVE TITCAT

REMOVE TITCAT

YOU ARE THE WORST CAT

>>40386429
>write in
But her a gimpsuit from the local fetish shop Leather Daddies

>>40386429
>Discreetly ask a shop clerk for help to buy clothing for young women, and go with her opinion. It should get you some standard urban fashion clothing for her.
Man, I don't know women's fashion.

>>40386536
She doesn't have an opinion since OP seems to think that yandere = doormat.

>>40386651
Seconding

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>>40386632
>big tits on yandere
>problem
>any physical trait on yandere
>problem
You don't seem to fully appreciate the level of crazy they operate at.

>>40386736
>implying shitcat is remotely yandere
She's just s boring brst

Isnt this quest poorly timed?
Arent there like 3 or so RE:monster quests and Towergirls for everyone's monstergirl needs?

>>40386762
Not to mention the two other quests OP runs

>>40386736
Sauce? Googles image search is not my friend here

>>40386782
Like we can have enough fetish quests?

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"Whatever you'd like most." Maya told you, as you asked her what she would like to wear. "Whatever I like, hmm the most... you're sweet but we can't have you wearing anything like THAT in public." you reply.

"Anything like what?" she wonders, tilting her head. "Why would you want me to have clothing that I can't show in public?"

You cough. "Nevermind that, Maya. C'mon, let's continue this."

You decide to go ask the clerk for advice, given that both of you had not much of an idea what to get. Discreetly, you approached one that was folding clothing on a exposition table.

"Miss?" you asked. She turned around and smiled. "Yes? How may I help you?"

"I need women's clothing." you blurt out. She giggled. "What size are you?" she replied.

"No, no. It's for my friend here." you indicate, gesturing towards the cat who was inching behind you. "Hi." Maya said, and rose a palm suddenly.

"Ah, Alright." the clerk chuckled. "Let me see what we've got."

---*---

After looking around with the clerk's help, you collected a heap of shirts, blouses and shorts that Maya was now trying on. She exited the changing room, with a white shirt with a beach design in front, and a pair of shorts - but still with her cap on.

"Is this good?" she wondered. You shrugged. "I guess so."

"Should we ask that clerk for more help then?" she wondered.

"She already picked this out for us, I believe this should be OK." you reply, without much enthusiasm. It appeared that women being picky and tiresome about clothing was common through out the species.

"I'm going to try out these other ones though, I still need to know how they look." she said, returning inside.

You yawned.

---*---

>>40386793
Boku no Pico

---*---

She finally tried them all on, and you went and paid the bucks needed to buy it all. Finally, done. Maya didn't seem satisfied though.

"Should we buy that wooden necklace too?" she wondered. "Would that make me look pretty?"

Heavily, you sighed. "I guess?". She then looked at you with a stern pout, and you just shrugged.

>Go to the arcade. Play some games and get those ideas out of her head.
>Go to eat something. You will have to eventually get some food into yourself.
>Have Maya go do something socially difficult - that was why you were here, right? To train her in this sense. Have her go and talk to some clerk about wanting to make a purchase (for example, a television), and have a small debate with him, but don't actually buy anything in the end.

>Write in

>>40386821
Yes. Yes we can.

Faggot

>>40386860
>write in
Go home. This broad is less interesting than soggy toast

How did OP fuck up so hard to make dress-up boring? That's one of my favorite parts of any quest!

>>40386883
Seconding.

Remove shitcat

>>40386860
>Go to eat something. You will have to eventually get some food into yourself.

>>40386793
End of Sexual Instinct and Hydrogen Bomb War chapter 22

>>40386762
It's also a terrible time to run a quest since most people are either at work or asleep

>>40386793
>not knowing Dowman
FFFFFAG

>>40386936
Thanks man

>>40386883
This works. The mall is boring as shit, anyways

>>40386955
Seriously.
I bet he kisses girls in meatspace.
Disgusting.

>>40386936
>being a spoonfeeding faggot
Kill yourself

>>40386762
Towergirls is barely tolerated fetish pandering and the re:monster quests are all with MG protagonists.

>>40386975
I bet he hasn't even read Voynich Hotel.

>>40386981
Oh, cool, they're back.
Hold on, before you get the shitstorm properly started, I need to get some popcorn.

>>40386986
>barely tolerated fetish pandering
Pot, meet kettle. You're both niggers.

>>40386981
>>>/a/

>>40387001
Better them than ERMAHGAWD NEED SAUCE SAUCE NAO PLS SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE faggots shitting up every thread

>>40387019
He says in an /a/shit thread based off a shitty manga and generic anime plot conventions

>>40387007
Monstergirls have always been /tg/. Towergirls is a cyoa that has turned into a persistant thread because they don't stop talking about their fucking waifus and call it finished already.

>>40387053
>Monstergirls have always been /tg/.
No, fuck off. Monsterfolk maybe, but this KAWAII DESUNE MONSTERGIRL CHAN bullshit is pure /a/ wank bait and you know it.

Christ, just look at the fucking OP and the picture he used.

>>40387037
You should at least know to not bring your shitty /a/spie attitude into a thread on /tg/. MGs are /tg/ related, as is pretty much everything that includes them.

>>40386736
>54 lb. in one month
Is this, like, possible, while still being in any condition to yandere it up? Or is this another example of animu having no sense of scale?

>>40387075
Autism: The Post

>>40387075
>>Monstergirls have always been /tg/.
My first memories of /tg/ are Cultist-chan, Flare trolls posts and lamias. I'm not sure ifwe have archive that goes all the way to the conception of /tg/ but if we do, chances are there's gonna be monstergirls.
Besides, this specific thread is /tg/ on virtue of being a Quest, it doesn't need any further justification.

>>40387104
And you should know better than to bring your shitty /d/egenerate fetish threads about /a/ shit to /tg/, but here we are
>MGs r duh most traditional gaem gaiz!
Fuck off shitposter

>>40387118
/d/ allows quests too. Just go there

>>40386860
>Go to eat something. You will have to eventually get some food into yourself.
>Have Maya go do something socially difficult - that was why you were here, right?
have her order the burgers for you two

and discretely buy the necklace before you leave

You decide to go eat something - anywhere else besides that jail of a shop would be quite a relief. Plus, you don't think Maya has ever tried a burger before. Together, you with some bags and her with some others, you walk down the mall's halls, trying to find that place that has the fish burger promotion you remembered earlier.

"Ah, Maya." you tell her, after having walked in a direction for a while without really telling her where you were going. "We're gonna get some burgers, OK?"

She nodded. "Ok - but you still haven't told me what clo-" she said.

"Maya, they ALL look good on you, alright? It's OK. Issue over, finished, concluded." you say, trying to stick the subject off of you both.

"Maybe I should get something like what the girls in your mangas wear." she mentioned.

You really regretted getting any clothing at all now. "We can think about that later, Maya" you bring up. If you couldn't tackle the issue, maybe you could reschedule it for later. "...Ok." she said, a bit reluctant, then held your hand. "I think you don't know your own tastes, David" she said. "But don't worry, I'll keep an eye on you about that - I'll figure out your tastes for you!"

"I don't think that will be necessary." you reply.

"And if that doesn't work, I'll make tastes for you!" she added.

You didn't like the sound of that, but whatever she would pull off, you should be able to spray water into her face to make her stop. Hopefully.

---*---

(cont.)

>>40387106
If Christian Bale can do it, so can anime qts.
>>40387116
Pot, meet kettle

>>40386981
Eh, I wouldn't sauce searchable image, but treating the same crop that has no counterpart on the whole of interwebs (because I just made it) would be a low blow.

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---*---

You arrived at the King's Burger, and waited in line to get attended. On a wall, it had a sign that promoted the fishburger. Bingo.

"What should I have?" Maya asked. "A salad? A burger? Maybe fries?"

"Whatever you'd like." you insist. "I was thinking maybe the fishburger."

"Is that what you really want?" she replied. "You do have a taste problem you know - are you sure that this is what you prefer? Or are you just saying that?"

>"My tastes are alright, and I think you should get a fishburger. You like fish, right?"
>Trick question time. "So, Maya. If you were me, what would you choose for you?"
>Pull her aside, and talk about this taste issue and her lack of self-identity seriously. Burgers can wait.

>Write in.

>>40387153
Going home won you railroading cuck. If you're not going to accept writeins, don't fucking offer them.

>>40387165
I was able to find it on my own. Nigga just needs to git gud.

>>40387168
>Pull her aside, and talk about this taste issue and her lack of self-identity seriously. Burgers can wait.

>>40387168
Are you really going to make ordering a fucking burger into a lecture on self-discovery?

Why not just have us order a whole ham carved into the shape of a fist while you're at it?

>>40387168
>Write in.
Order a fish burger for yourself and nothing for her. That'll learn her to be a wishy washy, judgemental cunt.

>>40387106
Theoretically. We're talking very strict dedicated regime of diet, exercise and possibly some other medically questionable methods, but I believe it can be done.

>>40387217
She's also fucking rich, so she definitely had the means

>>40387168
>"My tastes are alright, and I think you should get a fishburger. You like fish, right?"

>>40387216
This one. It's better than those cringeworthy Hallmark afternoon special-tier "emotional" breakdowns OP is so fond of in his quests.

>>40387021
No, you misunderstand.
I live for this shit.

>>40387239
Quit being racist, anon.

>>40387246
What a sad, empty life you must lead.

>>40387232
The only thing scarier than resourceful yandere is yandere with resources.

>>40387168
>Write in.

BLOOD AND THUNDER
VICTORY AT SEA

>>40387285
Seconding.

Stick it in her other honor

>>40387168
>Pull her aside, and talk about this taste issue and her lack of self-identity seriously. Burgers can wait.

>>40387168
"Yeah, I try to get the promoted stuff very once in a while since it's usually a limited time thing. But if you want one I'll get something else and we can share, then you can get a better feel for the kind of burger you like."

Lights went out in my block. Likely overheating or something. Its back now though.

Writing.

>>40387216
>>40387285
Seconding both of these

I like how OP is clearly voting for the option he wants to write and then writing it.

Why even call it a quest at this point?

>>40387275
I'm on 4chan. Isn't that a given?

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"Yeah, I try to get the promoted stuff very once in a while since it's usually a limited time thing. But if you want one I'll get something else and we can share, then you can get a better feel for the kind of burger you like." you say.

"Ok, but what I want is what you want." she says. You sigh. This is going a bit too far. You took her hand and lead her out of the queue, out to the one of the benches in the main hall, and you lead both of you to sit together.

"Maya." you start off. "My tastes are alright - and I don't have an opinion on everything. I understand that it could make you feel better if I told you a firm opinion on my preferences in women's clothing, but the truth is that I don't have any strong opinion one way or the other."

"But then you need someone to tell you what you must like then!" she said. "I can be that person, I can help you!"

"If we're talking about preferences then, I'd *prefer* you not to do that." you say, trying to use her own game.

"But what if you have preferences that are wrong?" she counters. "I think that the preference you just mentioned isn't healthy for you, David. You should change it. Or I could change it."

Your eyes narrow.

>Stop her right there and try to make an agreement between you two - a mutual prohibition where neither of you can "manipulate" the preferences of the other.
>Let her explain further about the details about how exactly she would "change" your preferences - if such a thing is even possible.
>Lead the conversation towards trying to make her realize she has an opinion, regardless of your own, similarly to how she's against you having that certain opinion, and work on that to try to give her more opinion-independence.

>Write in

>>40387576

>Lead the conversation towards trying to make her realize she has an opinion, regardless of your own, similarly to how she's against you having that certain opinion, and work on that to try to give her more opinion-independence.

>>40387576
Is this supposed to be yandere? She just comes across as bipolar.

>>40387576
I like how neither of the winning options got written.

Go fuck yourself OP

>>40387576
>writein
I'll say it again: get yourself some food and deny her any until she stops being a dumb bitch.

>>40387576
>Lead the conversation towards trying to make her realize she has an opinion, regardless of your own, similarly to how she's against you having that certain opinion, and work on that to try to give her more opinion-independence.

>>40387624
Seconding

>>40387576
Let's go with >>40387624. A little tough love will be good for her

>>40387656
Hey, now that I think of it, it's pretty good. I'll go with a combo of that and this: >>40387594

>>40387576
Quit spinning your wheels and move this shit along. We've spent three updates ordering a fucking burger for fucks sake

>>40387713
Or you could just go with the winning vote instead of being a railroading faggot

>>40387732
to be fair, this time those are the winning options. the issue is that half the time OP doesn't seem to have a set amount of time he leaves the vote window open for, so we don't know which votes matter and which ones are too late

>>40387783
Or he just writes the update he wants and essentially tells players to go fuck themselves.

Lights went out again and lost my post lol. Switching to mobile, the post will be up in a bit.

>>40388038
>typing your update directly into the reply window
Hownew.ru

>>40388038
type in word dude

>>40388038
lrn2notepad++

"See, that's an opinion!" you point out. "Your own word, your own wishes. You get it now? Hold onto that. What do *you* want."

"Hrm. I want David to dote me." she said. "I want him to think I'm the best in the world."

"Good, that's the idea." you said. It was progress. "Ok, if I didn't exist, what would your goals be?"

"To kill myself." she said.

"No, Maya!" you counter. "Something else, something independant from me."

"I'd try to make David exist...?" she replied.

Eh. Good enough. "See? That's something you would do without my opinion on the matter! You didn't know if I wanted to exist or not, and would do it regardless!"

"I want to hug and kiss you all the time too." she said.

"That's the idea!" you cheer. "Your own opinion."

"...I get it now." she said. "I think...I get it."

---*---

You returned to the burger place, but again, Maya asked for the same you would get - a cheeseburger. Dissapointed, you ordered only for yourself (by whispering to the clerk), and sat on a table with her with a bag of food which she didn't know what it contained.

"What do you got there?" she asked.

"Something." you replied, and sneaked a finger in and ate a piece.

"Teeell meeeee" she whined playfully, and laid her head on the table.

"Nope." you replied. "Youre not eating anything until you order your own thing."

She rolled her face into the table, and hummed in mild frustration.

>She has had enough. Hug her and let her ask whatever she wants.
>Rub her head but remain firm on your condition.
>Eat your burger coldly and state that she wont eat anything at all if she doesnt order before you finish your burger.

>>40388244
>Rub her head but remain firm on your condition.

>>40388244
Can someone explain to me the appeal of someone with the mental capacity of a two year old? Because this whole exchange is making me cringe and getting my dick more flaccid than a beached jellyfish

>>40388244
>Eat your burger coldly and state that she wont eat anything at all if she doesnt order before you finish your burger.

>>40388244
>Rub her head but remain firm on your condition.

>>40388244
>>Eat your burger coldly and state that she wont eat anything at all if she doesnt order before you finish your burger.

>>40388244
>Rub her head but remain firm on your condition.

>>40388244
>Eat your burger coldly and state that she wont eat anything at all if she doesnt order before you finish your burger

>>40388244
>>Eat your burger coldly and state that she wont eat anything at all if she doesnt order before you finish your burger.

>>40388244
>>Rub her head but remain firm on your condition.

>>40388244
>>Eat your burger coldly and state that she wont eat anything at all if she doesnt order before you finish your burger

>>40388244
>you ordered only for yourself (by whispering to the clerk)
Enjoy having your burger spat in. As someone who spent far too much of his life as a register jockey, flirty couples involving you in their shitty little grabass games are among the most despised customers.

>>40388244
>Rub her head but remain firm on your condition.

>>40388383
not if this story happens in a civilized country where the sanitary norms are higher than zero

>>40388383
I mean, it's a fast food place. it might actually improve the flavor

>>40388244
>>Eat your burger coldly

>>40388244
>Eat your burger coldly and state that she wont eat anything at all if she doesnt order before you finish your burger.
Bitch needs to learn to earn her affection

>>40388408
Clearly not, of they let drooling retards like the MC live alone and even give them guardianship over others

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You chuckle warmly, then rub her head. "C'mon. You've been doing well up to here." you encourage.

"I think..." she said, slowly sinking herself into the table. "I'LL JUSTMAYBEHAVETO-!" she lept, and tried to grab your bag, which you pulled away, leaving her clawing the air in front of your frantically, before falling onto the table again.

"Maya, you're making a -scene- here." you hiss. She slid back to her seat, with a pout. "If you rub my head more, I might go and get my own thing..." she added.

"No." you firmly stated. "You have to earn it now. Enough chances."

She sat up properly, and looked aside for a while, looking pissed. You had none of it though, and as you ate away, told her "If you're not going to get anything before I finish, you're not getting anything."

"Ok-ay." she blurted out, and went to the queue. Finally. You started to eat a bit more slower as well - you wanted to see what she actually would do.

She returned, with three icecreams.

"...You're going to have just icecream?" you wonder, seeing her arrive with the order.

"Yes. Hrmpf!" she said, then jerked her head away from you and started to eat vanilla whip #1.

"Well. It's alright. You've done well." you congratulate.

"It's not a burger eh! I would never ask for something different from you." she replies.

"...But it is." you smugly smile.

"No! This doesn't count! I'm just hungry!" she defends. "Let me eat my icecream!"

You shrug, and chuckle.

>Share your burger with her, in exchange for icecream. Like that, you both eat a meal and a dessert.
>Finish your burger, let her eat her odd order. Serves her good.
>Give her more money to ask for something more "decent" to eat than just icecream.

>Write in

>>40388646
>>Share your burger with her, in exchange for icecream. Like that, you both eat a meal and a dessert.

>>40388646
>ignoring the winning vote
>AGAIN
You deserve to get misarchived

>>40388646
>Share your burger with her, in exchange for icecream. Like that, you both eat a meal and a dessert.

>>40388646
>Finish your burger, let her eat her odd order. Serves her good.

>>40388646
>Share your burger with her, in exchange for icecream. Like that, you both eat a meal and a dessert.

>>40388646
>>Finish your burger, let her eat her odd order. Serves her good.

>>40388646
>Finish your burger, let her eat her odd order. Serves her good.
I just want to take the time to point out yet again that this bitch ain't yan in the slightest

>>40388646
>Finish your burger, let her eat her odd order. Serves her good

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You smile. "Maya." you call out. "I'll share my burger with you - you don't need to eat just icecream. Just give me some icecream in exchange."

She looks up to you and her face brightens up with enormous glee. "Really? Really?" You shrug a bit and chuckle. "Yeah." you reply. She looks back and giggles. "Alright. Gimme then, dingus."

You reveal your fishburger, and you split it in a way that the eaten bit stays with you, and you give her a whole half. "Yours." you indicate. Enthusiastically, she took it and nibbled it down. "This is David's burger." she said. "His...Mouth has been here."

"Well, no." you tell her. "See? I gave you a whole piece." you then show her your eaten half. "This one is mine."

"If they're half and half - equal, then you wouldn't mind trading yours for mine, would you?" she says, in a pleading manner.

You blink and look back at her. Well, that did mean more burger for you and more food overall, but the trade...Did seem a bit odd, but nothing out of the ordinary considering that it's Maya. Regardless, weird. Kind of silly too - maybe you were giving it too much importance.

"Take my burger, David." she said.

You snort out a contained laugh, and manage to keep a straight face, then smile back at her warmly.

>Trade
>Don't trade

>Write in anything else/additional info

>>40388998
>Trade

>>40388998
>Trade
Ask if indirect kisses are a thing where she's from

>>40388998
>Don't trade

>>40386736

Here's the Mediafire folder of the dude who brings us Douman from the mountaintop.

http://www.mediafire.com/folder/wte7f9x2c5y92

>>40389130
Yeah that's probably what this is about

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You decide to trade. With a giggly smile, you give her your semi-aten half whereas she handed over her whole part. Then you staretd to eat it down, as you looked at her just hold the piece of meat and bread.

"Aren't you going to...Eat it?" you wonder.

"Should I?" she asked.

"It's a friggin burger, woman!" you blurt out, in amused offense. Then hold your forehead and chuckle to yourself. "Maya, some times, you're just so *you*."

"Is that a yes or a no?" she added.

You held your hands to your face. "Just kill me now." you chuckle out.

"I guess I'll just eat it then." she said, and bit off a piece. Yeah, luckily she was sane enough to not take that last proposal literally. You looked up, seeing her blush heavily as she nibbled off the edges of the areas that have been already bitten off. Slowly, but constantly, like a snow plow, she ate off all of the ridges of that burger that have met your teeth, as you ate yours.

"I want to trade again." she said, trying to hand back the burger. "I want yours now. Tradeback?"

"No!" you say. You rub your face with your hands. "Just let me eat my damned burger, please. Have icecream if you want."

"...Are indirect kisses a thing from where you're from?" you then asked, biting down the last parts of your friggin half.

"No." she said. "I know what they are though. I just wanted a part of you in me - your... Saliva is on this. Now it's in me. Part of me."

You blink and look back at her nervously.

"It was either that or rub it into my face." she added. "Like licking. You know, cats groom each other with tongues? You never do that to me."

"Well, I'm human." you say. "I think cats have special tongues for that."

"But if its David it's OK!" she immediately counters. "If it's you, I'm sure to be super good afterwards. You haven't even tried - how can you know if you haven't even tried, David? I thought you were smarter than that."

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>Nope, sorry Maya. I won't do that at all.
>Say you can try it once, at home. But it won't be a regular thing.
>If you really need it, it can become a regular thing. I don't mind.

>Write in

>>40389625
If you want to be groomed I can bathe you, that's what humans do.

>>40389625
this >>40389720

>>40389720
This guy's suggestion.

>>40387139
Nah they cracked down on it.

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>>40387596
>bipolar

>>40389601
This is worse then DBZ. It's like katawa shoujo fans and KLK fans got cancer and had a baby with down syndrome, but they felt too involved to get rid of it, I blurted out.
Reading this makes me feel like I'm reading a 12 year olds story she put up on deviant art, I chuckled out.
Do you have any respect for yourself or others, or even writing as a whole, I asked nervously? This website is for adults, if you want your shitty self-insert shit go to some other shithole you chuckled out.

>>40389720
Add in at home, and I can back this.

>>40390009
That's the implication

>>40389986
Fine. How about I do a space marine quest, but the marine has a gay terran dinosaur lord of terra boyfriend?

>>40390020
Do it. The sooner this board gets a purge the better.

>>40390017
Yeah but in this case it may need to be specified.

>>40390045
You would be the first to go.

>>40389986
Seconding.

I'm legitimately thinking OP is some 13 year old who is taking advantage of summer vacation to run retarded smut quests.
>>40390020
It would still be better than OP's "40K" quest

>>40390054
>You would be the first to go.
I'd gladly go if I can take trash like you and OP with me. At some point you have to have standards. Maybe you like reading complete shit, fine. Maybe you like playing complete shit, fine. But you need to have a disclaimer at the opening that the quality will get worse over time, railroads will be built, and the OP will quit in the middle of it all when he has to go back to high school and make it all pointless anyway.

I'm just salty OP's /a/utistic /d/ipshot quests haven't been purged when legitimate quests are getting deleted left and right

"I could bathe you if that's what you want." you reply. "It's what humans do."

"B-b-bathe?!" she replies. "Like, water, in that room. With water?"

"Yeah." you say. "Well, if it's you...But couldn't we do it without water?" she adds. "I don't mind, really!"

"There is no point in it if we don't use water." you chuckle. "I really don't like water." she adds.

"Yeah, I realized."

"OK!" she then bursted. "I'll do it! I'll...DO IIIT!" she said, shaking her fist and holding her eyes tightly shut. "Well, if you really don't want to, you don't have to, like, you don't need to over-" you attempt to ease in.

"YOU ALREADY SAID WE'RE DOING IT SO WE'RE DOING IT." she interrupted.

You lay hover two downturned palms in front of you, and raise your head. "Okay. We can do it. But at home, you know. Later."

She immediately calmed down. "Okay." she said, smiling with a tilted head.

---*---

You had a while of the evening left, and some places were starting to set up close. However, the arcade and other night-going places would remain open for a while more.

>Go to the arcade and play games.
>Go home. Do the bath thing.
>Go to the pet store, look for cats. What would be her opinion on that?

>Write in.

>>40390163
>Go home. Do the bath thing.

>>40390136
It's a shame. I feel like we are reaching critical mass soon though, and mod will have to do something. Hopefully he will just bring the fire to people like Turbo and not original settings and the like.

>>40390163
Fuck her and fuck her tilted head. Chicks love tilted head dickings.

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>>40390163
I'm going to take in the votes for this and use them for the next post, but I'm going to rest for two hours or so now, and then continue either this, or Modern Fantasy Life. We'll see. I'll notify by twitter.

https://twitter.com/TurboTeddy


It's been tonnes of fun, guys!

>What did you like most?
>What didn't you like?
>What would you change?

>>40390163
Can we just slap this bitch already and move on to a better monstergirl? Whatever cutesy complex you're trying to get has grown seriously fucking stale by this point.

So I guess I vote for look at cats. Whatever will push her to suicide the fastest.

>>40390240
>What did you like most
It ending. Don't worry about giving up! If you give up before 5 threads it doesn't count!

>>40390240
>What did you like most?
Taking literally the entire thread to eat a fucking burger. That was REAL fun. /sarcasm.
>What didn't you like?
The catgirl. Just...the entirety of the catgirl.
>What would you change?
Seriously, can we get rid of the catgirl?

>>40390240
Real talk OP, how old are you?

>>40390321
I'm going to guess he's a 53 year old Turkish guy.

>>40390109
>Maybe you like reading complete shit, fine.
This is a useful quest for learning ways to NOT write yanderes.
>if I can take trash like you and OP with me.
See that is the thing, if there is a purge it is entirely possible the stuff you like gets removed and what you hate stays.

>>40390383

I don't think the OP ever said that she was a yandere.

>>40390367
Who types like an American millenial?

>>40390163
>Go home. Do the bath thing.

>>40390240
i like the silliness of the whole thing
it's a bit annoying how green you are sometimes, your waiting isn't that great either, but whatever
as for stuff to change, getting rid of the shitposters would be good, and/or moving to akun, maybe

>>40390240
>>What didn't you like?
The cat girl and her oversized tits.


Seriously just limit them to DD.

>What would you change?
Our monstergirl is broken, can we get a new one? Preferably a yoga vixen succubus.

OP. Do you have ANY self respect?
Because you shouldn't.

>>40390440
Where do you think you are?

>>40390406
>as for stuff to change, getting rid of the shitposters would be good
Yeah, those mean shitposters. They hurt my feelings. OP should be able to ban them, only the people we like should post here. Maybe we could move to another site and have our own sekrit klub ;)

>>40390401
Nah, I just like the mental image that an old, bald, fat turkish guy is writing this.

>quest is cancer
>OP probably just started puberty
>MCs already acting like an old married couple
>Catgirls can be done well, but this is just boring

The best we can hope for is for this thread to vanish into oblivion, forever off of our tiny blue marble- a little packet of a poorly-written quest that, hopefully, shall crumble to dust long before anything else does.

>>40390476
>only the people we like should post here.
Basically what the shitposters are saying.

They make me want to run a quest.

>>40390463
...Mercury.

>>40390502
Please run a quest. Run several quests like OP, and make them even shittier. Run as many other threads off the board as possible.

>>40390523
How many is he running? Three?

>>40390383
>This is a useful quest for learning ways to NOT write yanderes
Not really, since OP is so out of touch with the concept that his character doesn't even remotely exist in the same sphere as yandere. The only thing it really teaches is how not to do SOL quests, since this shit is dull as fuck.

It doesn't even capture the fun of Monster Musume since the girl is on hiding so there's no discrimination in public and he's writing her just as an exceptionally stupid human so there's no having to cope with her extrahuman weirdness. He didn't even bother to make fee similar to a proper cat, seeing as she ate a burger with onions in it without dying.

How he managed to fuck up the two central concepts of a fairly basic fanservice manga I'll never know.
>you'll get purged too
I don't have shit taste so I'm safe

>>40390495
"I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless [fingers on a keyboard]
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, [an underage b&] visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed [with a shit quest]:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is [OP], king of [shit QMs]:
Look on my [quests], ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
-Anon, adapted from the poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley

>>40390427
>succubus
Disgusting. Smug loli lamia or bust.

>>40390665
Modern Fantasy Life and Sis and Chaos Gods as well as this one, yeah.

Hey OP, why don't you try this website https://www.reddit.com/. I'm pretty sure you'll love it. Everyone is really nice there!

>>40390738
This post pretty much sums up everything OP does wrong.

>>40391200

sadly he is so autistic he doesnt seem to even care

it makes me so mad

>>40391269

Why does it make you mad, anon?

>>40390240
>>40390985
>>40391032
you cheeky bastard you are turbo aren't you 10/10

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>>40392450
You thoroughly misunderstand the point of Ozymandias.

>>40392183
It doesn't. There is only one person who types in this thread like that. And he looks like a member of OPs hugbox.

>>40391269
>>40390406
>>40388408

>>40392450
Christ man, just stop posting. Kids are real likely to shitpost in their own threads, yeah. 10/10? Go the fuck back to /v/ or /b/ or whatever hole you came from. Do you even know what cheeky means?

>>40390523
I only have characters and shit for one planed.