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DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 7725
>Population Growth 315
>Population (Awaken) 1215
>Population Growth 145
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 3215
>Population Growth 205
>Population (Awaken) 945
>Population Growth 135
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 2270
>Population Growth 215
>Population (Awaken) 960
>Population Growth 165
>Population (Human) 2480
>Population Growth 230
ALAGAR STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 1095
>Population Growth 165
>Population (Awaken) 720
>Population Growth 130
>Population (Human) 1295
>Population Growth 165
I should mention I’ll be using this
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList
as a basis for villains in this campaign.

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>>40430953
P2

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>>40431016

Eight actions and four techs please!

>>40431080
Oh, and a special event will occur at the end of this turn.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

I'm new, so forgive me if I ask a stupid question.

Anywyas, I say we send a settlement northwards, towards those plains. Could we get the Dwarves to come with us?

>>40431204
The Dwarves are currently on the other side of the world in Cuth.
>A1: New Settlement
>37: Failure!
>"My king, you do realize that we JUST sent out settlers to Guth's pit, right? Why would we want to send out more people? Would that not just spread our numbers more thin than they are, what with the army over in Cuth?"
Attempts at getting a new group of settlers out to the north fail.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>40431267
That could have gone better. Can we try again? If not then send out some people to talk with the Crystalids. They might be useful to us.

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>I forgot to put the map on, sorry!
>>40431306
Not until next turn.
>A2: Crystalids
>67: Success!
With the recent establishment of a U.N., some have grown curious as to what exactly Crystalids...Are. They've no flesh, no bones, no blood. So how do they work? A few diplomats set out, and report back a few days later. The conversation went something like this:
>"How do you work?"
>"We know not."
>"Do you have a central leader?"
>"We used to, but he was assassinated and the clans have fractured into independent nations."
>"Do you have anything useful to tell me?"
>"Sir, with all due respect please leave my lands."
They seem like a friendly bunch.

>>40431453
That wasn't very helpful. Can we ask them specifically for shit? Like katanas and samurai?

>>40431469
That would require a specific roll asking for tech or a trade deal. You may also want a hero to do this, such as William.

SORRY I'M LATE CIVVIE
I'll on Thread properly when I get out of work clothes
Hey look, an anon, hey!

>>40431516
Yo.

Yo
I was gonna come in sooner but I was kept occupied.

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William
>Iron Wool armor (Sleep infused)
>His personal longsword (Iron)
>Kilt
>Singed-hat
>Small snow elf child he saved during the Battle of the Citadel
>Unwilling Husband: Due to a recent encounter with Queen Cloa of the Thriae, William is now the husband to the Queen, and must make occasional visits to their Hive to satisfy her. Benefits include frequent trading, bonuses to diplomacy, and a guaranteed alliance.
>Lustful: Recent experiences have led William to enjoy the finer things in life, i.e. sex. This gives him a bonus to diplomacy when conversing with women, but must pass a roll first to see if he comes off as seductive or a pig.

More or less he is the closest thing we have to a diplomat, seeing as how our main leaders are on a bridge right now.

>>40431516
Don't worry, just glad to have you here.
>>40431549
Sorry Port, didn't mean to spam you. (Well, kinda did but not in a dickish manner.)

>>40431549
'ello
>>40431580
I'm guessing this is from the tech list? In that case send him over, there might be female Crystalids.

>>40431612
Roll it.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>40431636

>>40431654
Alright, William will set out for the Crystalid lands at the end of this turn.

>>40431676
That's a bit lame. I can live with it though.

Oi, Port'al'ili, you gonna do any actions?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

R1
Taurbook, the social network

Did we save the free success from the last thread?

Rolled 58 (1d100)

I'm Back!
>A4
Search the Highland Forests for new Resources
>>40431718
Should have

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>A5
Send a gift basket with some random contents to the Crystalids and see if they like it.

>>40431823
oh god, can we use the free Success on this? I would like to keep the Crystalids not enemies

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>>40431718
Si

>>40431711
>R1: Taurbook
>51: Average
Creating some form of formal communication network besides sending runners has always been a dream of your people. Some have tried to set it up, with signs placed about the various cities with different messages. Unfortunately, these aren't very popular and are frequently covered in absolute garbage of text.

>>40431758
>Scouting
>58+5+5+5=73: Above average success!
While these shenanigans are going on, a few idle scouts wander about the countryside. They eventually end up in the Highland Forests. Any human who sees them gives a friendly wave, then goes about their business. Inspecting the local area, they find that what they had thought was the Highlands is actually a very mossy patch of grass. Elaborately carved headstones are placed in a pattern around them. Upon investigation, they have strange symbols carved into them, with a pale blue rock nearby many. They pocket a few and return home.

>>40431823
>Gift basket
>20: Failure!
Some get it in their head to send something nice to the Crystalids. You know, get on their good side. Unfortunately, they appear to not understand the concept of "gifts"

>>40431845
I REALLY need to hit that update button more often...

>>40431870
>Unfortunately, these aren't very popular and are frequently covered in absolute garbage of text.
Exactly like real world facebook then :^)

>>40431845
It doesn't seem like they started to dislike us so we're in the clear.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>40431870
R2:
Find out what's up with those blue stones we picked up.
>>40431897
I agree with this man.

>>40431892
Don't worry, don't use it right now, they don't hate us, it's all good

>>40431921
Well, the anon is beating us on good rolls Port, can we keep him?

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>>40431952
Only if you feed him, walk him, and brush him every day. An anon is a big responsibility.

>>40431991
My only question is am I the little girl or the dog?

>>40432002
The ice cream.

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>>40432002

>>40432035
>>40432054
I am slightly scared now.

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>>40432054
No, thanks.

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>>40431921
>R2: Blue Stones
>91+5+5=101: ARTIFICIAL 100!
When the scouts return home, they know that the highest authority they can report to is William. As such, they bring the strange blue gems to him. Upon seeing them, his eyes go wide and his jaw hits the floor. He snatches them from their furred hands.
>"W-wherre did ya find t'ese?"
They explain how they wandered about the wastes (rather irresponsibly I might add). William is noticeably nervous, as well as a bit pissed.
>"YOU TOOK T'EM FRROM TAH GRRAVEYARD?!?! PUT 'EM BACK RRIGHT NOW OR AH SWEAR I'LL GOUGE YER FOOKIN' EYES OUT!"
His booming voice freaks out the scouts, and after a moment they ask why they're so important.
>"Alrright...You see t'ese little blue stones? They hold a 'uman's soul. We put 'em near the grraves so that the dead may rrest in peace with t'eir souls constantly with us. Don' ask me how t'at works. Just put them back!"
Grumbling and a bit shaken up, the scouts head back. But not before taking them to a Pyromancer. He explains (after looking at it for roughly two seconds) that these are "conduits", if you will. The magic in a person's soul is kept in these, and allows them to remain whole. If they're tapped into as sources of power, that person is lost to "the Void" as he calls it.
>>40432077
This is my face this whole time

Rolled 96 (1d100)

A6
Invite the Crys to the UN (if they're not there already). Even if they suck they can still discuss things hopefully.

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>>40432125
I'm just saying if you use these, there WILL be consequences. And not just for you.

>>40432176
>Holy shit
They were present at the UN before, would you like to save this roll for later or use it now for a specific deal?

>>40432247
Hmm. If they were there before I'd like to take the action to make better trade deals and stuff with them in the UN.

>>40432125
So, they act kind of how Dark Souls does it? Grab those little bastards!

>>40432125
>R3
See if we can make Conduits of out own, without the souls needed, like, with Sleep, Sophite, Sleephite and all that jazz

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>40432279
Forgot roll, sorry
>>40432270
Maybe we could use it for this if I fail?
>>40432247
See this, then...
>>40432271
>ohshit.jpeg

>>40432309
Yeah we use my roll for dat. Seems better than a trade deal tbh.

>>40432325
CIVVIE, BEFORE YOU WRITE IT UP, HIT THE UPDATE BUTTON PLZ

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>>40432347
I did.
>>40432270
>A6: Conduits
>96: Amazing success!
The Pyromancer who had worked with the scouts has gears turning in his head.
>"What if we could take that same power without fucking with souls?"
After a few experiments, he finds that standard batteries, if shot enough times with magic of a certain school, act like conduits for that specific type! After the initial excitement wore off, he found that they also changed some physical traits upon touch. If the conduit was based around Pyromancy, the user's eyes would turn a fiery orange and red, as well as their fur. Magic also seems far more potent when used while carrying one. Only downside is when they're removed the user gets knocked on their ass by a magic migraine.
>Conduits invented!
>Migraines discovered!

Can we try and work out some better deals with the bee-whores? Our current deal seems to be:
>We give you men, you don't give us anything

>>40432458
Epic!
>>40432502
>Bee-Whores
Don't let them hear you say that

>>40432502
We get their honey in trade

>>40432534
That sweet, sweet honey. Straight from the honeypot.

>>40432557
Now is this actual honey or sex?

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>40432125
>R3
Multiracial Kama Sutra!

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>>40432522
Thank you.

>>40432502
While this man was saying this, a drone was flying overhead. She stops for a moment and comes down to him.
>"While that may be a semi-correct statement, it is rude. Stop or I will slap you."
She then buzzes off.

>>40432557
This could be interpreted two ways.

>>40432574
Yes.

Two actions and two techs!

>>40432590

>>40432590
shit
>>40432607
SHIT

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>A
Send some of our best men and women to seduce the Crys. It worked with the bees.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>A8
Expand the Cities, more population

Rolled 73 (1d100)

R
Applications for the conduits.

>>40432802
Thank the Spirits, a good roll

So after Civvie's next post we get a special event, right? Or do we do the thing with William first?

>>40432870
End of the turn, we are almost their, 8 actions, 4 research are the mainland turn, 2 Actions and 1 Research is Cuth's Turn, both together is the Turn

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>R3: Interracial sexy times
>6: No bonuses for you, I have a horrible idea.
As the drone from before flew about Drozen, delivering a rather large amount of honey, she gets knocked down by the rather strong gusts of wind. Crashing into a field of Hyper-sheep, she struggles to get up. Her vision is blurred and as she looks up she feels a distinctive bulge against her rear. A dark figure appears before her. From what she can make out it's a Minotaur. She hears him mutter a few words, something about a sheep of some kind. Then her mouth is stuffed with a large and veiny length. She passes out, and wakes up feeling defiled and broken.

>A7: Seduction!
>28: Below average failure!
While this is going on, some men and women decide to head on up the Crystal Mountains, as they've taken to calling them, to have some "negotiations" with the Crystalids. Unfortunately, Crystalid code is a bit...Strict, when it comes to sexuality. Many attempts at diplomacy end with a Crystalid doing what you suppose their equivalent of blushing profusely while shoving them away.

>A8: Expansion
>47: Average!
These days are a mixed bag. The Army is strong, but it's away in Cuth doing sweet F. A. The crops are bountiful, but a bit plain. The sex is amazing, but it seems a bit...Too good. Either way, this is reflected in the population, as there appears to be a bit of a baby boom!
>+25 to biological growth on the Mainland!

>>40432802
>R4: Conduits
>73+5+5=83: Great success!
While the Pyromancer was busy working out some of the kinks in his new creation, he discovers something interesting. When they are used as power sources, the device becomes "Overcharged" if you will, and will do its job much more efficiently and quickly for a short period of time (roughly half an hour). To counter this, the battery is completely ruined after use.

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>>40432943
CUTH STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 235
>Population Growth 60
>Population (Awaken) 50
>Population Growth 20
>Population (Human) 235
>Population Growth 60

Two actions and a tech por favor!

>>40433002
R
>Advance the prosthetic technology

>>40432943
Well, that was a bit dark.
>>40433002
Why the Spanish?

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>40433024
C'mon automail...

>>40433024
Roll it
>>40433027
why not?
>>40433041
OH YES

>>40433027
Because Spanish is best language.
>>40433041
We've been blessed.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

A
Try to see if you can live in the trees.

>>40433113
No wait that would be a tech. Send some people to live in the trees would be better.

now, should we send the army in to kill the Mush? or should we send some of them back? because right now they're doing nothing of use

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>>40433027
Because VIVA MEXICO!
>>40433052
Si.
>R: Prosthetic
>91+5+5=101: TRIPLE ARTIFICIAL!
One night while standing watch, a young recruit takes a look at his new arm. It's a bit of an odd fit, with the elbow digging in to him a bit too much. Despite this, it's actually quite useful, and maintains much of the previous functionality of his arm. Suddenly he hears a distinct crinkling sound. Drawing his greataxe and lighting a small torch, he sees a...Women of plant? She steps towards him.
>"Do not be afraid. I'm here to help you."
Before he can react, she has his arm in both her hands. She whispers a few words and draws a series of spirals and dashes along the wooden frame. He feels a sudden sensation of warmth and...and...HE CAN FEEL! OH SWEET ANCESTORS ABOVE I CAN FEEL MY ARM AGAIN! As he is celebrating, the woman disappears back into the underbrush.
>Feeling prosthetic limbs discovered!

>>40433113
>A1: Tree People
>59: Average!
The guard's stories of this mystical tree woman intrigue the population.
>"Where did she come from?"
>"Where did she go?"
>"Can we live with them?"
The last one was a bit out of left field, but some brave humans decide to take the chance. They climb up into the canopy (as the trees were too small to support tauren weight.) Before they could establish a home though, they were pelted with arrows from strange creatures. They had flat faces but jutting jaws. Their bodies were covered in a dark and matted fur, with piercing yellow eyes. It appears the Fungals aren't the only things out here looking to kill you.

>>40433221
We could definitely kill the mush.

>>40433284
>>40433221
You could significantly hurt them. Unless you got real lucky, you wouldn't be able to completely finish them off. You would put a massive dent in their power though. Oh and I should mention that the stats shown on the page are just for this colony of Shrooms.

>>40433284
can we though?

>>40433246
So there are Dryads...Could we get their help? Surely the Mushrooms are hurting the forest, is that not something they strive to prevent?

>>40433246
Yay for limbs!
Yay for more creatures to exterminate!
(We could invite them to the UN but they're probably assholes)

>>40433357
Which creatures are you talking about, the Dryads or the black figures?

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>A2
Contact the Dryads and invite them to the UN

>>40433407
NAT CRIT
HOLY SHIT I'M SHAKING

>>40433407
Holy fuck.

>>40433402
The black figures.
>>40433407
Yep that's a success if I ever saw one.

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>>40433407
>Holy fucking shit.
>A2: Dryads
>100: RNGESUS
>"The U.N. was for all races*, so it was only natural for the Dryads to be in it, right?"
*No shrooms
This was the general line of thought your people had upon thinking about the mysterious plant woman. Surely there are more, as she had to have been made somehow. As such, a small envoy is sent out to try and find any Dryads, as they've taken to calling them. Soon enough they happen upon a small clearing where a single Dryad is, lovingly petting a brightly colored bird. The envoy clears his throat, and the bird flutters off. She looks over, a bit annoyed.
>"I was playing with that bird, what do you want?"
Surprised at the change in tone from the supposed Dryad before, the man stutters before replying.
>"As a representative of his highness King Brakla, I formally invite you and your people to join the United Nations. Here you will be given full representation and have a voice,"
She puts her hand to her lively green chin, brow furrowed in concentration. After a few moments she speaks.
>"I cannot speak for my kin, but I will say I am willing to join you."
Before the the envoy can respond, she continues.
>"IF you promise you will help me deal with the infection on this land in the future."
Figuring she already agreed, the envoy nods. The woman gets up, vines and leafs covering her up as her pale green hair bounces about.
>"Alright, take me to your village."

>>40433654
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>>40433702
What he said. Now about that event...

Also, do you think Dryads can have multirace babies?

>>40433654
But do we give the the traditional welcome?

>>40433754
If you want to try, go ahead at the end of this event.
>Special Event!

Back in Drozen, William comes in from the dark and cold night, he hears a slight wimpering. Following the noise along the walls of the house, he comes across a closed door with a few drops of blood visible from under it.
>” ‘ello? Someone in t’ere?”

A small “EEP” is heard, as well as the clattering of something against the hard stone floor.

>”D-daddy? Don’t come in here! I’m doing…Stuff!”

This little lie isn’t enough to fool William, and he takes a step back, breathes deeply, then slams against the door. It shatters its hinges, flying across the room, leaving a noticeable dent as well as a terrified Elven girl. Her hands are bloodied, with one trying to cover her face and the other clutching her similarly bloody left ear.

>”Oh my...SOPHIE! WHAT HAPPENED!”

The small girl begins to cry, stumbling towards her adoptive father as the man notices a dull red knife lying on the ground in a pool of blood. As William pulls his daughter deep into his arms, he brushes her hair aside with a hand to check the blood flowing from her ear. Instead of the normal fine pointed tip, his finger runs across a pale blue and bloody flat surface.

>What do?

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>>40433737
Do you thin- Have you seen this Thread? Of COURSE they are multi-races babies, wouldn't be suprised if Civvie wrote smut about it, It's been done before

>>40433783
well shit

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Comfort her and take her to a healer?

>>40433783
Is it blue because of frostbite, or is she maiming herself to look more human?

>>40433815
Yep. I can link the aforementioned smut if you want.

Also the Dryads might be a little bit...Uneducated, when it comes to babies. Seeing as how they're PLANTS.

>>40433841
Sorry this wasn't the "Black object floating in the sky in front of the moon" or "Inferno" event.

>>40433870
She is maiming herself as far as you can tell, why you don't know. Her little ears are warm as usual, as is her face and hands.

>>40433865
Roll pls

>>40433871
>Horrible sounding events
If these weren't the ones we've had before, PLZ NO

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40433870

>>40433912
They're completely new, trust me.

>>40433921
AUTOSUCCESS PLEASE

>>40433921
why

why do the Dice Gods forsake us

Sorry...Just, wow. Didn't expect that.

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>>40433921
>A: Comfort and Healer
>15: Complete failure!
>>40433947
>60: Success!
William is unsure of what to do, and all he does is pull Sophie tighter and tighter. Her head is buried into his shoulder as her tears soak into the fabric. With the strength of a thousand men he picks her up (he's only 1.6 meters tall mind you) and nearly breaks down his door trying to get out into the streets. Without thinking he makes a break for the Mage's Guild, and crashes through the door. His daughter shudders with fear, blood still flowing from her ear and (now that he's had a look) her other ear, with a noticeable cut on it.
>"Sh-sh-shh Sophie, it's okay...GET ME A DAMN HEALER RRIGHT NOW!"
The small (He's roughly 1.6 meters tall) man's voice shakes the building to it's very core, and a Hydromancer soon stumbles out, half asleep.
>"What is it you...Oh my ancestors...Bring her in here!"
William nearly knocks over the man as he barges in, laying the little girl on a table he saw in the middle of the room.
>"FIX MAH LITTLE GIRL RRIGHT FOOKIN' NOW!"
The tauren man stand over her, hands trying to heal up her ear and stop the bleeding.
>"What happened?"
As he says this, Sophie speaks up, sputtering a bit.
>"I-I'm s-s-s-sorry Da-Da-Daddy..."

>What do?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>40434083
>Ask her why. Keep trying to console her.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>40434112
RE-FUCKING-ROLL

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>>40434112
>A: QUESTIONS
>25: Below average failure!
William gets on his knees next to the table, head level with Sophie's. He grabs onto her tiny snow white hand and hold s on to it like his life depends on it.

>"P-pa-papa..."

The pale blue eyes of William meet the dark red eyes of Sophie, and he notices a line of blood coming from her right eye.

>"Ca'm down Sophie...Tell me what 'appened, why did ya do t'is?"

He looks up to the Hydromancer, who stopped for a moment.

>"DON'T YOU FOOKIN' STOP!"

She "eeps" at this, then tries to speak, but breaks down again. Tears pool at her head as she chokes on her own words.

>"T-t-the others...The other kids..."

She tries to continue, but she can't seem to keep ahold of herself.

>What do?

>>40434272
CIVVIE STOP THIS 'What do' JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED DAMN IT

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>40434272
Tell her that whatever the other kids said or did, she's the most beautiful girl ever, and that he's going to kill anyone who argues the point in front of him (in a cute fatherly "don't you touch my daughter" kind of way).

>>40434272
hang on, are the other kids bullying her for being a Snow Elf? and she cut her ears to get rid of her heritage? oh fucking shit...

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>A: Parenting.
>81: Great success!
>"She's as patched up as I can make her. That ear won't grow back, but it should smooth over."

William nods to the Hydromancer and motions for him to leave, which he promptly does. He leans in close to little Sophie, brushing her bright white hair aside to get a better look at her tearful eyes.

>"Sophie...Listen tah me. You'rre the most bea'iful littl' girl I've ever seen. I don' care what tah otherrs think. So what if yer earrs are a bit pointy, does it make ya any less of a girl? No!"

He props her up, placing his hands on her shivering shoulders.

>"Now listen tah me rreal close like."

He puts his forehead against hers, looking straight into her eyes.

>"If anyone e'er says t'ose mean things again, I'll make sure t'ey'll rregret it. Now beforre anything else, did you 'urt yerself anywherre else besides the ears?"

She sniffles one last time, then takes a jittery finger and points to her right arm and eye.

>What do?

>>40434575
She tried to scrape out her eye!?

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>40434575
Get the healer to heal the rest of her injures

You guys think we should bring her with us on that diplomatic thing we have to do?

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>>40434593
Yep.

>>40434598
>A: Healer
>90: Amazing success!

The Hydromancer had been standing in the doorway, keeping an eye on you two to make sure Sophie didn't have any other injuries. The Highlander calls him over. He points at her eye and arm, with a sad sigh coming from the tauren. William glares at him, then looks back to Sophie.

>"Alrright honey, lay do'n an' let the Hydrromancer 'ave a look."

She does so, and the tauren steps over. He gives a reassuring smile then runs his hand over her face, the small cut is soon healed, but her right eye has been turned blue. William gives a questioning look, and the Hydromancer points to a conduit in his bandolier. Returning his attention to Sophie, he grabs onto her arm gently and shocks it full of magic. The wound is healed, and now he can discern she was trying to...Cut her own skin off...Jeez. She's stopped crying, and is now just trying to keep calm.

>"She good?"

The tauren nods, and William picks up his little girl. He walks out, holding her tightly to his chest. In the pale light of the streetlights, he notices it has started to snow.

>"Oi, Sophie."

She looks up, mismatched eyes a bit wet. William sticks out his hand and catches a teensy little snowflake, which miraculously doesn't melt instantly. He holds it in front of her.

>"You see t'is? All o' t'ese snowflakes, and each one is unique and beautiful in its o'n way. But out o' all o t'em, none is morre perfect than this. Yah want to know why?"

She shakes her head yes.

>"Because t'is one is you. Now let's go home."

They return home, with Sophie sleeping with William that night. The next morning, William personally destroys the knife Sophie was using.

Anything else you want to do before William heads out (possibly with Sophie)?

>>40434957
Nope, But Sophie goes with William, since he doesn't want her own her own right now(Guess why)

>>40435007
Agreed

That was fucking beautiful.

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>40435115
Thank you Port.

>Rolling for weather

William receives word of him being needed for diplomacy. After talking with the messenger, he realizes he knows fuck all about actually negotiating. The last time he, well, fucked his way to success. Disregarding this, he's the best shot the tauren have right now. With Sophie by his side, he goes to visit the Armless One. After the usual introductions and small talk, William asks:

>"Would ya mind keepin' watch o' things while I'm gone?"

He nods, then returns to his sheep. William returns home and gathers his supplies. Before he leaves, he decides to bring Sophie along. Packing everything he can into his bag, he and Sophie begin to walk out of Drozen to the Crystal Mountains.

>"Daddy, where are we going?"
He stops for a moment, then smiles to himself.
>"I 'ave no clue."

>>40435207
>William and Sophie died on their way back to their home planet.

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>>40435207
The skies are clear as the two set out. The snow is up to William's knees, so he carries Sophie on his shoulders. Though this tires him quickly, he keeps trudging on. The mountains are visible, and with each passing day grow larger and larger. The trek is relatively uneventful, with the only thing of note being a strange noise as the two passed an ancient monument with warning signs carved into it. Eventually reaching the mountains, William is able to find a fine path up and ends up at the front gate of what he thinks is a Crystalid fortress.
>"OI! ANYONE T'ERE!"
The noise startles nearby birds and causes a minor avalanche, but besides that a solitary green crystal head pokes over the wall.
>"Hello. What business have you?"

>What do?

>>40435289
Hola senor Anon
>What do?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

Say hello and why.

>>40435413
Why they're there that is.

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>>40435413
>A: Introductions
>67: Success!

William looks up to the Crystalid, smile visible through his orange beard.

>"Mah name is William MacGrroot, and I come 'ere in the name o' tah tauren."

The Crystalid's...Eyes? squint, then it speaks...Somehow.

>"They sent a human and snow elf."

He nods.

>"To represent a kingdom of Minotaurs."

Again.

The Crystalid gives a sigh, palm reaching his face. He mutters something in what you can assume to be his own language, then calls for more guards. They soon report, with weapons at the ready. The guard motions to come inside as the heavy metallic gate opens. William steps through, Sophie following with her hand in his. Inside is a rather finely decorated courtyard with elaborately trimmed trees with pink leaves. Several Crystalids are walking about, some armed, some not. The Green One walks over.
>"Follow me. Eido Hazazaki would like to see you."

>What do?

>>40435619
Follow The Green One
I dont think we need to roll to follow someone

Rolled 92, 45 = 137 (2d100)

>>40435662
Nope, but I'm rolling to see who is with the Eido

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>>40435687

William follows the man, taking note of how many of the...women? seem to be a bit more elaborately covered. Their faces have a fine sprinkle of sparkling dust, with robes of varying colors standing as a stark contrast to the grey, red, and black of the guard uniforms. It seems like everyone is having a nice day, and this place is far bigger on the inside. The three arrive at a metal door, dark blue with engravings and strange symbols carved into it. The Green One turns.
>" I am sorry, but children are not allowed inside the Keep."

>What do?

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>40435812
Ask why, and try to find a loop-hole

>>40435888
>loophole
"Child? CHILD? This is Sophie, the queen of the snow elves! Her dwarfism is not your concern!"

>>40435918
>reads this
>chokes

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>>40435888
>A: Why
>23: Below average failure!

William gets a mix of frustration and confusion on his face. He thinks for a moment, Sophie clutching tightly to his side. He lets a grunt, then responds with arms folded.

>"Why? Why would you deny the Queen of the Snow Elves an audience with your king?"

The Green One is taken aback for a moment, eyes wide with shock. He says something in his own language to a few guards behind you, then bows.

>"I am sorry, your majesty. I just didn't expect the Queen of the Elves to be so...Small. But this means you can discuss matters with Eido even more effectively!"

William looks down to Sophie and winks, which she interprets as "go along with this." The Green One opens the door, leading into an enormous room, lined with jade green pillars. Etchings of strange reptilian beings lie in the walls. Guards with rather pompous sets of armor stand placed a meter apart. In the center of the room lies a throne of multicolored stone, gold, steel, and cloth. In it sits a Crystalid with no color, and he(?) appears to be talking to two figures. Who they are you cannot tell.

>What do?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

Step up, get a good look at the two figures he's talking too, interrupt them, and state your buisness as nicely as possible. If he listens, introduce the "queen".

Also, where did Port go? Anon?

>>40436146
OH GOD!

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>40436146
Please let us reroll this shit

>>40436146
Holy shit that's a terrible roll at a terrible time.
>>40436152
Roight here
>>40435918
This is me but I forgot my name again.

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>>40436146
>Civvie...PRESS THE FUCKING UPDATE BUTTON

>A: Walk right up to the throne and say "Hi!"
>8: Catastrophic failure!
>>40436171
>46: Average!

Before William can walk in like he was planning to, the Green One stops him. His eyes narrow, staring daggers right at him.

>"If you dare disrespect the Eido, I will execute you myself."

Shrugging this off, William walks on up. Before the guards get a chance to draw their weapons, the Green One signals them to ignore him. William's steps echo throughout the building, with the pitter-patter of Sophie's following. Strangely, the Green One's footsteps, well, they don't happen. He just moves without a sound. As William gets closer to the throne, he sees a furry creature, matted hair and a jutting jaw visible, as well as female figure with dark purple skin and piercing blue eyes to match.

>"'ello!"

While Eido seems a bit too busy to notice William''s presence, the hairy one turns his head and is shocked to see him. His hand appears to begin moving towards a sheath on his belt.

>What do?

Also, don't be afraid to talk while I'm typing guys. I think it'd be interesting to see what comes of conversation between you lot and the subsequent reactions.

Oh shit's going down.

Sorry I haven't said much, I'm much more of a watcher than a talker.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>40436363
Address the Eido before The Hairy One can draw his weapon
Say hello and tell the Eido why we're here

On a side note, I think the Hairy One are the same Race as the guys from Cuth's Trees

>>40436454
I hope Mr. Furry doesn't jack our style. It's a hard life in the mountains, no judge no trial.

>>40436497
The Rapper?
>Reads Comment
Oh god...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyh-VBQQTek

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>>40436454
>A: Hiya!
>78: Above average success!

William clears his throat, then gently nudges Sophie behind him.

>"Excuse me, yer majesty or...Wha'ever it is you arre...Can ya please tell yer furry frriend 'ere to not draw his weapon in front o' you?"

The mention of "weapon" gets the Eido's attention, and you can now clearly see their face. The eyes are feminine, with a short, smoother top for a head compared to the jaggedness of the males. She looks a bit peeved.

>"Who interrupts me? Guards, why is this man in here?"

The Green One speaks, bowing as he does so.

>"Forgive the intrusion, my Eido. But this man brings himself and the Queen of the Snow Elves with him to negotiate on behalf of the tauren kingdom."

Her eyes instantly appear a bit happier, and soon the other figure turns around. Dark pointed ears stick out from jet black hair, with purple skin barely visible. She looks Elven, but not in the way Sophie is. She doesn't speak, but simply looks to the Eido, then to the furry one. She nods her head, and he stops drawing. He doesn't look happy, but he does look a bit...Familiar. Not in the "oh I know this guy from somewhere" way but in the "I think you and I might be related somehow" way.

>What do?

>>40436597
This is too good

Should we invite them to the UN?

Sophie nudges William, and whispers to him:

>"I don't like that black haired lady, she's..."

She trails off, then resumes.

>"She's not good."

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>40436799
Oh shit oh shit oh shit

Talk about the UN in passing, charm her with your charmy charms, and ask (in passing, under your breath) who she is and why it is that the elf is the leader of the crys.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>40436835
SHIT SHIT SHIT
reroll? heh heh

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No rerolls.

>>40436866
DAMN IT PORT!

Sidenote, lots of FMA stuff today

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Every day is FMA day

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>>40436835
>A: UN
>4: Catastrophic failure!

>"I heard that."

The purple woman speaks, tapping her foot and a bit annoyed at the girl. William looks around nervously.

>"Hehe...I'm sorrry, her majesty is still youn', and she's not learned to 'ave filter."

He coughs, trying to think of what to say.

>"Well, you see...The tauren 'ave an organization wherre t'eye gather all tah civilized peoples. Therre they can speak their mind and 'ave a voice. If they've an issue they can speak therre."

The Eido puts her hand to her chin, thinking. She shakes her head to the side.

>"I am sorry, but I cannot join you there. When the Okida was destroyed, we have been locked in a state of war with the Yumiro clan. It would be...Unwise, to leave the walls."

William's shoulders slump a bit, then he responds.

>"Okay, t'ank you forr at least telling me strraight. Anyways...Um, who are t'ey?"

He points to the two others in the room with them.

She looks to her right, towards the furry figure.

>"This is Treewalker, chief of the Kech."

She then looks to the left, at the woman.

>"And this is Dai Ly', one of the advisors to Matriarch Ai' Ly of the Dark Elves.",

Forgot to put

>What do?

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>>40437159
Fucking dark elves. . .

On a very unrelated note, the dark elves of Norse mythology were probably the same thing as dwarfs.

>>40437252
Intersante. I now have a new questline.

Side note:
Civvie, what counts as Renaissance Tech Level?

>>40437310
Do you mean for you or in general?

>>40437331
Both really, what does it mean for other Civs and how do we get it?

>>40437343
Well, to achieve Renaissance Tech Level, you would need to develop certain lines of thought and technologies that would correlate to that time period. You've some of them (Caravels, gunpowder, colonialism), but others are necessary. If you need further reference, I recommend checking the likes of EUIV or Wikipedia for a general idea.

More or less keep working at it and make economic/cultural/industrial techs instead of military techs.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>Rolling to see if Treewalker does something stupid.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>40437388
Back to the Event
Politely nod about there races, Thank them for letting us in, and get the hell out

Speaking of EUIV, I love the Paradox games. It's some of the best games I've ever played. Really been getting into Hearts of Iron these past few days.

>>40430940
Bump for interest.

>>40437468
can we add asking where they live aswell?

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>>40437473
Agreed.

>>40437468
>A: GTFO
>99: Amazing success!
William, satisfied with what he's accomplished (and not wanting to fuck this up any more than he already has) crosses his arms and begins to back up.

>"Alrright, well...Thank yah fer havin' me. Now 'fore I go, where 'xactly do you lot live? I t'ink we could work out a few trade deals on our own time."

The Eido bows, nodding her head in respect.

>"I was pleased to have you. The Kech live on a distant continent among high jungle canopies, and the Dark Elves live to the west of here. I can mark them on a map, if you would like."

William nods, and a guard appears to hand him a scroll of paper with a detailed map drawn on it.

>Updated map acquired!

Dai Ly' nods and leaves, not acknowledging William and simply walking out the door.

Treewalker mutters something to himself before leaving, but not before turning to William and glaring at him.

>"Fucking pinkskins...Out of my way."

He knocks Sophie to the side, pushing her onto the floor.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

Convince Treewalker to follow him out. If he does follow William out, far enough that they're both out of sight, send Sophie forward a ways and kill the fucker.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>Rolling for side event

...I'm going to sleep, I woke up early yesterday and now I've been up almost a full day
Will there be a Thread tomorrow?

>>40437891
G'night

>>40437891
Maybe. I will let you know.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>40437833
>A: Evolution bitch.
>58: Average!

The very second Treewalker's hand touches Sophie William's hand goes for his weapon, but he decides against it. It wounds him deeply to have his little girl knocked down by this...Ape. He picks her up and puts her on his shoulders. The Green One nods and follows him out. As they step outside, William whispers to him.

>"That fooker just knocked o'er tah Queen...I'm not gon' let that go unpunished. Keep 'er here. Make sure she stays safe."

He nods, then watches as William walks out, but not before giving Sophie a tight hug.

>"Don't worry honey, I'll be right back."

He walks out the gate and sees the Kech walking about the snow. Heading over to him, he makes sure he is well out of range of the guards, then draws his sword.

>"OI! YA APE!"

Miraculously, the guards don't hear him. Treewalker does, and turns around with his own sword drawn.

>"So, this how it ends for you?

>What do?

Rolled 26 (1d100)

Fite him irl

>>40438074
>>40438146
You won initiative.

Make a move, roll 2d100 and take the higher.

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>>40438146
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

Rolled 62 (1d100)

I'll roll for the other d100

>>40438192
Not yet, you guys still have a few threads to go before that becomes a major issue.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>40438176
Other roll. Fire!

>>40438277
Alright, I'm assuming you want to shoot fire from William's Slophite sword?

>>40438323
Yes.

>>40438323
Yush

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>A: Shoot the fucker
>66: Success!
William levels his sword and takes aim right at Treewalker's center. A flash of light later and Treewalker has been knocked on his ass into the snow. The burn mark has embers still flying off of it as he gets up. Staggering a bit, he begins to move towards William. It seems that the fire didn't quite take him out, but he's not going to be running anytime soon.

>"Get...Over...HERE!"

He lunges forward, sword aimed right at William's chest. He just barely dodges, and is able to trip the ape as he falls into the snow.

>Treewalker is on the ground!

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>40438503
Get choppin'!

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>>40438613
>A: Choppin'
>25: Below average failure!

William attempts to plunge his sword into the Kesh's spine, but he just-cant'-hit the STAY STILL DAMN YOU!

>Treewalker is back up!

William sees he is breathing heavily, and blood is dripping from his mouth. He lets out an inhuman screech and leaps for the Highlander. William is subsequently knocked back onto the ground. The ape gets on top of him and drives his sword into his left arm. Well, "drives" could be interpreted as "I was able to nick you but it will most likely just leave a cool looking scar."

>William is on the ground!

Rolled 72 (1d100)

Try to roll and get on top of him, while trying to hit his face with his sword.

>>40438772
With William's own sword that is. That sentence was confusing.

>>40438772
Now is that with the pointy end or the blunt end.

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>>40438813

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>>40438772
>>40438850

>A: Stabby stab stab
>72: Above average success!

William, ignoring the chunk of his arm missing, shunts the ape up and off of him and to the side. Before he can try and get up, William is on him and aligns his sword with Treewalker's head. Before the ape can yell, his mouth is filled with a cold metallic blade. As his mouth burns and his vision fades, the last thing he hears is:
>"No one touches mah daughter an' gets away wit' it."

What are William's living quarters like? Have we gifted him with the mansion he deserves?

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That was very satisfying, but the apes are going to go(rilla) bananas when they hear about this monkey buisness.

I really want one of the Latino minotaurs to be a punster named Carlos. It's cannon to me.

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>>40439107

>>40439107
That reminds me that Rolanda hasn't seen any use.

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As William walks back to the fortress, he hears a voice behind him.

>"That was a good fight back there. Really showed him who was the master."

Dai Ly' appears behind him, seemingly out of nowhere. Her hair is blowing in the wind, but is still somehow hiding her face.

>"And don't worry, I won't tell. You just owe me."

Before William can give a single peep, she begins walking away, slight sway to her walk. She cranes her head around and says:

>"Keep that little girl safe. She needs a father like you."

William takes a step towards her and hears her mutter:

>"And maybe so do I..."

She takes off, effortlessly crossing the mountainous terrain and abundant snow. Rather than chasing after her, William says "fuck it" and walks back to the fortress. The guards let him in, and they (somehow) believe his story of being attacked by the ape. Even the Eido believes him. Sophie stays close to him as the two journey on back to Drozen.

>>40439024
A small stone house, with a firepit, weapons rack, and two bedrooms.

>>40439036
Indeed.

>>40439107
Roll it.

>>40439194
To be fair we've been busy with Sophie mutilating herself and killing an Ape. Next thread she should be able to get some more screen time.

Also, there MIGHT be a thread tomorrow.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

Rolling for Carlos "El Bromista" Rodriguez

Final actions for William and Sophie before we call it for the night?

>>40439220
It was more of a general observation than a "WHERE'S ROLANDA!?!" statement.
>>40439258
HAVE A HEART WARMING MOMENT AT HOME!

>>40439268
>Also, Friend bee-wife on mino-book.

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>>40439248
I'll add this tomorrow.

>>40439268
The two approach the gates to Drozen, with a cheer from the watch. People are happy to see that the token human made it out alive after all. They're enthralled by his stories of his fight with the the ferocious ape and the splintered Crystalid clans. They would say more, but they're tired.

Night soon falls, and many retire to their humble homes. William walks down the street with Sophie as they approach home, thinking back on the past few days events. Sophie seems far happier than before, and is even skipping a bit in the snow. As the two arrive home, William leads her to her bedroom. He tucks her in tight, piling the fur and wool in a nice and comfy manner (you people haven't had proper beds EVER). Before he leaves, he gives Sophie a quick kiss on the forehead, and Sophie says:

>"Daddy...Thank you. I love you daddy."

She kisses his nose, then falls asleep, nuzzled against the soft furs. William feels a single tear drip down his cheek, then he heads to his own bedroom. He falls asleep, happy with what he has done.

>>40439301
At this point mino-book is more or less /b/ combined with Facebook.

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GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

Great thread boys. Any questions before we leave it?

Oh, and remember to vote for us on suptg please!

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE:
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>>40439452
William is the perfect mix of loving father and coldblooded killer.
>>40439513
Good night!

>>40439530
Glad to see you like him.

>>40439513
Goodnight!

>>40439530
>>40439554

And good night to you two as well!