No map? I'm assuming stats are coming but no map?

>>40719726
I was clearing out junk files and the map accidentally got deleted. Stupid move on my part, and it should be patched by this coming Saturday, if not sooner.

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DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 8490
>Population Growth 315
>Population (Awaken) 1505
>Population Growth 145
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 3830
>Population Growth 205
>Population (Awaken) 1080
>Population Growth 135
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 2700
>Population Growth 215
>Population (Awaken) 1115
>Population Growth 165
>Population (Human) 2710
>Population Growth 230
ALAGAR STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 1425
>Population Growth 165
>Population (Awaken) 850
>Population Growth 130
>Population (Human) 1460
>Population Growth 165

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Eight actions, and four techs por favor. Also, shitty character art.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>40719817
>A
Can we send some kind of envoy to the Dark Elves to try and fix the horrible scandal that happened? Also, is William back yet?

Rolled 10 (1d100)

Good evening.
>>40719795
R- Continue testing Sleepite. See if it has any medical worth.

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>>40719850
William has not left yet, though he will have to depart for the Hive at the end of this turn. I can actually tie in the results of this roll to that.

This is off to a great start.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>40719795
A- Promote the art scene? Maybe this won't crit fail?

>>40719930
I'm just gonna let you do all the rolls from now on.

Holla

>>40719954
Please don't. I don't like chaining rolls. Especially when the regulars aren't around.

>>40720002
Sorry.

>>40720001
Hola

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>>40719879
'ello.

>R: Sleepite
>10+5+5+5=25: Below average failure!

Upon further investigation, Sleepite is found to induce weight loss and increased libido. These two are not mutually exclusive, and leads to some bone-thin Minotaurs and humans running ass-naked down the street and yelling for someone, ANYONE, to just hurry up and fuck them. It's honestly quite hilarious.

>>40719930

>A2: Arts
>58: Average!

Higher thoughts, like arts, have been somewhat elusive to your people. For the longest time life was pragmatic. Wake up, eat, fuck, do work, come home, fuck, sleep, repeat. There was little time for enjoyment or refined entertainment. As of late this has changed.

Some of the more...gifted, tauren have started to draw up figures on stone walls. Some are etched, some are plastered on. Their quality varies. Some are stick figures, others are masterworks.

>Crude paints invented!
>Stoneworking invented!

>>40720063
Why is this civilization full of druggies?

Rolled 95 (1d100)

R2
Combine the sleep with some mary jane and try to make something cool.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>40720063
R- Continue down the road towards developing proper chemistry! Make a standardized measurement system!

>>40720123
This did not answer my question. It's just making my confusion worse.

Sorry I'm late, my shift was meant to end 30 mins ago

Question about the bee women. I looked them up and it said they take men hostage as glorified sex slaves...Does this mean we've been sending our people out to trafficking?

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>the minotaurs right now

>>40720224
We have a deal with them, and the people get to come back, plus it's not such a bad life
>>40720249
How do get get such relevant pictures from?

>>40720287
I do some shitty photo editing.

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>>40720249

>>40720287
Got it, second question is what the fuck are we going to do about that roll earlier?

>>40720308
The 1?
Pray to The Spirits and Ancestors Both that William gets out of this alive

>>40720346
Civvie said he would tie in this with the mission to the Bees...Someone's going to die, aren't they?

Also, he bringing Sophie along?

>>40720368
I'm not sure that he'll bring Sophie along when he goes to the bees, Maybe he drops her off at uncle Brakla's.

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>>40720123
>R2: Marijuana
>95+5+5+5=110: SOMEBODY CALL MEXICO
The Minotaur who decided it would be a good idea to eat some random weed he found growing on the side of his house walks into the Sleep labs. His presence goes largely unnoticed, as he had been a researcher for quite some time. As casually as possible, he drops a bit of Sleep dust onto a few leaves, and then has quick nom.

The tauren's eyes go wide, then shut. Then they begin to blink rapidly as the poor being is assaulted with massive sensory overload. Colors become tasteful, hearing is impossible because of how bright it is. All in all, fun times. A few hours later, after stumbling around, the man comes too, surrounded by yellow snow.

>LSD invented!

>R3: Chemisty
>7: Catastrophic failure!

The creation of the periodic table has led to a much more streamlined organizational process. However, this is one MAJOR flaw. Half of the chart is empty. As the scientists get to work, they realize something.

>We have no clue what we’re doing

As such, some try the oldest solution your people know: Light it on fire. Unfortunately, the fire gets a bit out of control. Well, by “a bit” I mean “About half of the city is on fire and the screams of those burning alive will likely give some of your people PTSD.”

>Drozen is ablaze!

>>40720392
That sounds adorable.

>>40720407
Oh fuck.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>A
Put it out! Team hydromancers go!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>40720407
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

GUYS I LEAVE YOU ON THE THREAD FOR LIKE 15 MINS

>A3
Send squads of Hydromancers to put out the Blaze, maybe with some new improved spells(hint hint)

>>40720468
Saving this roll for later.

While that is getting typed up, what should we say to the Dark Elves? "Sorry for killing several of your people on a diplomatic missioN?

>>40720580
We'll probably just try killing them all at some point. They're pretty much dicks in every way.

I wanna open up a nightclub at some point. Everyone can do acid and listen to humming music and stuff.

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>>40720619
That could have just been with the Snow Elves. They seemed rather polite, just kind of racist. I think we can make this work.

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>>40720449
>A3: Hydromancy that shit.
>89: Great success!

The smell of cooked flesh and smoke quickly wakes up any who were sleeping, and soon people are running outside screaming for help as their entire lives (and your civilization) go up in flames. Their cries for help soon reach the ears of the Mage's Guild, as well as Catherine. Leading the relatively small force out into the streets, they set to work.

The beginning was relatively easy. The fires were restricted primarily to the western bit of Drozen, and were quickly contained with massive walls of water and quickly melted ice. Actually fighting the blaze was the hard part. You see, the fires had spread to a massive storage of Sleep, which as you know is highly flammable. The end result is numerous large craters, piles of bits of bodies, and more fires in general. At some point, Catherine gets fed up with this shit (hooray pregnancy) and decides to just flood the place. Miraculously, no one was inside. The fires are soon quelled and the walls are lowered. Everyone receives a free bath and reconstruction begins.

>-800 Minotaurs in Drozen!

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>40720702
A- Emergancy "love" festival, stat!

>>40720619
Agreed, kill the Elves
>>40720702
That's just under 10% of the population there guys, not good

I suggest we also try to turn sleep into viagra at some point. It could give some kind of boost probably.

>>40720702
That's quite a bruise.

>>40720733
Didn't you guys try that and get Sophie in the process? Plus it was our fault bringing Sophie along, though that could be passed to William.

>>40720762
To clarify, Kill the Dark Elves, the Snow Elves Leaders where Corrupt and stuff, so we nuked their city

>>40720822
You nuked a city. Because of like five people. I can see now why the Dark Elves don't like Minotaurs.

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>>40720726

>A4: Love Festival
>59: Average!

As people begin to sift through the smoldering ashes of their homes, tears begin to fall. Soon this escalates into fountains, then waterfalls, and if they eight hundred were still here there would be a goddamn flood. The idea of "making up for the losses" is spoken of, but only in hushed tones. Too much has been lost, and the Awaken in particular seem deeply upset with this. Love didn't survive this, but her sister Sorrow came and broke the hearts of all who went near the ruins.

>Special event incoming

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>>40720853

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The Armless One takes a long walk through Drozen. The streets he has known all his life have changed, and many familiar faces are gone or turned to various shades of withered grey. As well as those who turned to ash. He returns back to his fields, tending to the sheep as he always has.

Then, something goes off in his head.

>”We take up space that the tauren and humans could use, yet we don’t eat, drink, or even sleep.”

>”Are we a burden to them?”

>”Perhaps we should leave…”

The next morning, he ventures over to the Royal Palace and asks for an audience with King Brakla.

>”Pardon the interruption sir, but I speak for many of my brethren when I say:”

>”We are leaving. We take up far too much space in the cities, and wish to give you more freedom to live. We thank you for your help, and will be establishing a settlement of our own to the west. Have a nice day.”

He leaves, with a shocked Brakla and Catherine behind him. The Awaken file out in a semi-orderly manner, to the dry-eyed stares of the remaining citizens.

>All Awaken on the Mainland have left the major cities and are establishing a settlement of their own to the west!

>>40720913
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

>>40720913
Pretty cool but unfortunate. If they ever turn on us there will be hell to pay.

>>40720951
I doubt they will. From what I can gather we created them. Unless we pull a helicopter parent we're good.

>>40720913
While it's sad to see them leave, it's like seeing your child leave the family to make something of themselves.
We are still very friendly with them, right?

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>>40720973

>>40720987
So the Awaken will be like the Humans, very close Allies but we cant control them?

>>40720987
Will the Awaken over in Cuth be called over? If they do, the settlement's going to be particularly vulnerabel.

>>40720913
Iv'e just been shitting the bed on rolls tonight, but
R- Continue advancing Prosthetic limb tech. HELP THE POOR BURN VICTIMS!

>>40721043
roll plox

>>40721043
Well, since the roll field cleared itself, I'll just take that as a sign.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>A4
Deal with that Zombie Minotaur

>>40721087
Use the 24 plox

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>>40721024
Kind of. The Humans are a fully fledged civilization, and will advance at their own pace. While you two are close allies, they have their own free will. To compare, the Awaken lack the drive to create that other races do. They're also highly vulnerable to the power of suggestion from people they view as friends, such as yourselves.

>>40721035
No, they act independent of the Mainland and are very similar to the early days.

>>40721087

Rolled 54 (1d100)

Send out Scouts and Boats and MAP THE WORLD

>>40721087
CARL

>>40721160
Yes?

>>40721222
WHERE'S LORI

>>40721228
*Shrugs Uncaring-ly* I dun know

>>40721260
GODDAMMIT CARL

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40721104
>A4: Zombie Huntin'
>24: Below average failure!

A loud banging is heard inside the Mages Guild's halls. This is not unusual, as mages have certain desires they need fulfilled as well. However, this is different. It has no rthymn, it's much more sporadic and primal. This is soon followed by scratching as people draw near, as well as audible groans that send shivers up the spines of those nearby. One young Minotaur with balls of Highland Steel decides to open the door, as he needs to study up on his Aeromancy.

He finds a decrepit corpse, with mottled green skin, sunken eyes, strips of flesh hanging off, and maw wide open. It reaches out to him, grasping onto his shoulder with an unholy grip. Before he can pull away the creature bites down on his muzzle, tearing massive chunks of meat off. Then bone. It is forced off, dripping fresh blood. It's skull is soon smashed by a small boulder summoned as the Minotaur screeched in agony. He soon passes out, and many bury him preemptively.

>Rolling for infection

>>40721299
Please don't kill us. It's too early for zombies.

>>40721299
Is the roll good or bad for us?

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>>40721332
The tauren immune system is quite robust, and is able to easily fight off most infections that would leave your average human bedridden. As such, this strange creature's bite was simply a means of attack. The guy still died, but he'll stay dead.

>>40721382
Thank the Ancestors

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>>40721127
>A5: MAP THE WORLD BITCHES
>54+5+10=69: ARTIFICIAL 69

While this shit was going down, a young tauren takes up a human on a bet.

>"Since we're at tah North Pol', t'ere's got'a be a whole world ou' there. I bet yer too much o' a coward to go an' find it!"

Drunk and stupid, he takes the woman up on her offer. The next day, he loads up his ship with supplies and sets out to discover the world.

>The world is massive, and will require time to travel. As such, this man will report back in three threads time.

>>40721445
Aww. I wanted to know where the booty at.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40721043
Alright, rolling since no one else as thrown in a research attempt. Come here, crit fail!

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>40721445
We would have forgotten this in three Threads
>A6
Check on Brakla's and Cath's Kid, and his Powers
>If not high roll I will kill someone

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>A

Send a gift to the Dark Elves to try and apologize.

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>>40721495
>R4: Prosthetic limbs
>15+5+5+5=30: Failure!

Some of the more inventive members of your civilization offer to help out the burn victims with artificial limbs. They interpret this as "we'll fix up your limbs." What they actually mean is they will chop off the body parts and replace them with constructs. Needless to say, this was not very popular with many people, and led to the deaths of the workers at the hands of an angry mob.

>-30 Minotaurs in Drozen!

>A6: Baby
>49: Average!

Brakla's had a long (day, week, we don't have a calender so I can't really say). First the city lights on fire, then Catherine gets pissy, then she floods a tenth of the city, then the Awaken leave. And now people are lobbing off limbs! He lets out a disgruntled sigh as he goes to check on the heir, and finds the little baby pleasantly sleeping. The only strange thing about her would be the abundant amount of plant life growing. Nothing major mind you, just abnormal amounts of moss and the like.

>A7: Sorry
>45: Average!

One man get's the great idea to try and go apologize to the Dark Elves. However, instead of consulting with someone who knows what they're doing, he takes off in a glider. Needless to say, he does not get very far.

Well shit. Anyone got the last action before William runs a gauntlet? And do you guys want to send someone along with him for the actual diplomacy?

Sorry for being gone for a bit (if anyone noticed). I accidentally dropped some tweezers into a hole, and I spent ~10 minutes trying to fish it up with an improvised sling made of dental floss. Sadly I failed, and the tweezers will never be recovered.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>A8
Send out favorite Mexican Minotaur to find William, He's been a while

>>40721946
He hasn't left yet. Would you like me to save this roll?

>>40721939
I assumed you were reading the posts.

>>40721946
Rolanda's injured and it Cuth

>>40721977
oh yeah, shit, save it plox

Rolled 7 (1d100)

Make a mountain fortress out of Drozen

>>40722039
use the 58 plox

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>>40722039
>A8: Mountain Fort
>58: Average!

Some of the more, how you say, paranoid Geomancers begin to fear retribution from the Dark Elves. As a direct result they begin to plot to raise Drozen high into the sky atop a mountain. Fortunately for everyone involved, they are quickly shut down by another the dreaded curse of "just one more turn."

CUTH STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 395
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Awaken) 90
>Population Growth 20
>Population (Human) 395
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Dwarf) 185
>Population Growth 60

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>>40722138
Shit wrong picture.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>A1
Send some Cuthians to re-settle Drozen.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>A
MOUNTAIN FORT

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>R
Find out what makes the Dwarfs happy, get them it

Does an action need to be spent to heal up Rolanda's leg?

>>40722346
If I remember correctly it'll take two turns for her to fully heal.

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>>40722200
>A1: Resettlement
>33: Failure
News soon spreads to Cuth of the Great Fire of Drozen. This is met with much the same reaction as those in the city, as many had relatives who lived inside the affected area. However, the desire to leave is nonexistant, and many glaring looks are given to the people by Milomir.

>A2: Mountain Fort
>25: Below average failure!
What does take hold is the idea of making an unassailable mountain-top fortress. Unfortunately for many people involved, the ground in Cuth is very shaky, and the Dwarves collectively say:

>"Leave ze mountains to us. Zhey are, er, vere, our home."

>R: Dwarf happiness
>55+5+5+5=70: Above average success!

Before they return to moping about the underground of Cuth, Milomir has a few questions to ask. Deciding it would be best to speak with their leader, he pays a visit to the female dwarf from before. She looks up to him, apparently trying to drown her sorrows in barrels of ale.

>"To put it zimply, ve like beer, fighting, vatching fights, and mining. Kind of like ze humans."

Milomir takes this into deep thought, and he and Tsunami dig out a massive pit, line it with stone, and open up an arena directly linked to the Dwarf homes! This has a noticeable affect on the little buggers, leading to them having more than one emotion!

>The dwarves can do shit now!

And now we have to work with the Queen and the Dark Elves, right?

Any suggestions?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

How about we have a Halloween to remember those who died?

>>40722511
This will be a special event for the next turn (or thread if the following takes too long.)

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>>40719850
>A1: Diplomacy!
>1: Critical. Fucking. Failure.

William leaves a teary eyed Sophie with Brakla at the Royal Palace, then sets out for the Hive. Along the way, he hears the drone carrying him mutter to herself about some "darkies," and he soon makes the connection. This leads to the drone having a few crushed fingers and William fuming to himself. As he the desert sun beats down on him, he sees several tents set up outside the golden yellow Hive. After the drone sets him down, he gets a closer look and sees that these are...These are Dark Elves.

William makes his way through the camp towards the entrance with his blade at the ready. He feels the numerous pairs of eyes staring right at him, as well as the Guard Captain's. She begrudgingly lets him in, and he soon finds his way to the throne room. Inside he sees the heavily armored guard from before, as well as what appears to be Dai' Ly. The muffled voice of the guard speaks.

>"And that, your majesty, is why we require your assistance in eliminating the Minotaurs."

The Queen looks rather bored, but instantly perks up upon seeing William, and gives him a friendly wave. The two turn around to see him, and the guard goes for their weapon.

>What do?

The 1 will come into effect in that you must roll 2d100s for each interaction. Pick the lower.

Ohgodohgod

Rolled 38, 69 = 107 (2d100)

>>40722659
Look deadly serious and say
>What this about 'Eliminating The Minotaurs'?
>>40722695
We have Disadvantage? Shit...

Oh, and one more thing. If you knock off the guard's armor, you will be in for a surprise.

>>40722712
Yep. For every interaction EXCEPT for special rolls like a 69 or a 34. I'm being nice. Don't fuck up.

>>40722766
Guys, DO NOT KNOCK OFF THE ARMOUR
CIVVIE WILL KILL US TO SHIT

>>40722789
Do it. I fucking dare you. I'll even give you a little bonus if you do.

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>A: Questioning
>69: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS

William follows much the same routine he did with his rescue of Sophie. Crack the neck, draw your weapon, look psycho. This has the intended effect, causing Dai' Ly to start dripping sweat and Queenie to blush.

>"Alrright. I t'ought we've been o'er this you cunts. Don' touch mah friends. Don' touch mah family. Now tell me."

He gets right up in the guard's face, staring through the eye-holes to see two dark hazel eyes.

>"Wha' is this about ''liminating tah Minotaurs?' "

The guard is unfazed, while Dai' Ly seems to be backing up slowly and reaching for her own weapon.

>"Simple. Pest control. They are impure, and need to be eliminated so that the civilized races like the Elves and other humanoids can thrive"

Queen Cloa sees where this is going and steps between the two.

>"Now now friends, let's not get violent. After all, I don't want blood on my new carpet. Human or Elf."

She glares at William as she says the last part.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

Tell the queen that killing the minotaurs would be madness, that the dark elves are evil etc., and ask her, as her husband, to arrest them.

Queenie does not seem happy with us. We need to tread carefully.

Rolled 56, 23 = 79 (2d100)

>>40722922
Tell them to stop this 'Impure' shit and leave us alone

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>40722986
Wait I should roll with disadvantage right?

>>40723009
>>40722986
DO THIS ONE

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>>40722986
>>40723003
>A: Knock it the fuck off.

William matches the Queen's glare with his own, speaking a bit louder now. Whether or not this is to be intimidating or if he's getting pissed is unclear.

>"Well ahm sorrry, but yer favorrite fuck toys are apparrently deservin' extinction!"

The Queen retracts, surprised at his suddenly hostile tone. Taking a deep breath, William continues.

>"Look, ahm sorrry fer yellin', but t'ese bitches don't know wha' tah fook they're talking about. Please 'elp me ou' here."

Cloa sits back down on her throne, hand on her chin as she thinks this over. Suddenly the guard interjects.

>"Your majesty, I am sorry but this man is clearly out of his mind. He murdered innocent guards to try and keep a mongrel alive, and he defends genocidal beasts that surround their cities with lava! I do believe we are the ones in the right here."

William, fed up with bullshit, draws his weapon and mutters.

>"Keep talkin' and I'll show ya genocidal...Look, jus' leave us tah fook alone! T'at's all we ask!"

What do we do? I've got jack shit.

Rolled 43, 57 = 100 (2d100)

>>40723155
Innocent? Mongrel? She is my daughter! And i protect my family!

>>40723271
Wooo! finally rolls above agonizing failures!

Rolled 11, 31 = 42 (2d100)

Roll for seduction

>>40723301
cancel all this

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>>40723308
Too late. Blame the anon.

>>40723320
BUT WE HAVE THIS>>40723271

>>40723340
We can salvage this.

>>40723340
Wooo... I roll one success all night and have it over ridden!...

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>>40723400
I'm just fucking with you. This will be a saved roll.

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>>40723271
>>40723301

I love disadvantage
>A: Somebody's talking shit.
>43: Average!


If looks could kill, the guard would be vaporized. Little inklings of black begin to fill William's pale blue eyes as he glacially turns towards the guard. He begins to walk towards them, dragging his sword along the ground.

>"Mongrrel? SHE'S MY FOOKIN' DAUGHTER!"

He's picking up speed now, almost in an all out sprint (holy fuck this throne room is big).

>"Innocent? YOU TRRIED TO KILL A LI'LE GIRL!"

>"William."

The Queen's voice is shaky, nervous, and quite frankly, a bit scared.

>"Calm down."

He turns his head for but a moment to look at her, and says one thing.

>"No."

>>40723400
To clarify, I'm saving the Anon's roll and yours will be a success

>>40723400
Sorry. Didn't mean to be a dick.

>>40723493
its fine, if you had the better rolls we would have gone with you

>>40723466
>Little inklings of black
THE HELL?
William has black magic shit in his EYES?
>I'm guessing magic

>>40723542
If you'll recall from his incident with Sophie's hostage situation, his eyes go black when goes psycho.

>>40723572
SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
What IS that stuff?

>>40723597
Questline all in itself.

>>40723466
>>40723572

IF ONLY WE HAD GIVEN HIM A SLEEPITE CHARM!

My rolls are shit. Someone do something please.

>>40723626
Idea: The Humans are Celtic, correct? That includes Irish. All humans get +5 to rolls because of luck

Port, you're good with women. You your charm or some shit.

>>40723648
A+ Logic

Rolled 97, 11 = 108 (2d100)

>>40723648
William tries to seduce the queen (angrily, so that she can arrest them.

>>40723741
Fuck disadvantage. Seriously.

>>40723741
WHY DISADVANTAGE?!
WE HAVE A 90-FUCKING-7 RIGHT HERE
AND WE HAVE TO USE THE 11 CAUSE DISADVANTAGE!

>>40723741
might as well have just used the stored 11 it seems @_@

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>>40723741
>A: Seduction
>11: Complete failure!

A spark of sanity shines in William's mind as he retches his head around, evil grin wide on his face.

>"Honey, would ya be so kin' as to arrrest t'ese stuckup, inbred, low down, vile, repulsive, child-beatin', shit eatin', cock sucking, ass-fucking, mindless, and all around dumbass bitches?"

The Queen is repulsed by these words, knowing full well something's up with William. Dai' Ly herself has been reduced to tears, and her weapon lies to the ground besides her.

>"G-guards? GUARDS!"

The familiar sound of clanking metal and thumping boots fills the room, and William grunts out:

>"Call 'em off. T'is is between us."

The guard mumbles to herself about how she was right, then lunges for William, broadsword in hand.

The vast majority of the time spent writing >>40723982
was just coming up with an insult. It came out as a frankenstein, and I apologize.

Rolled 491, 724 = 1215 (2d1000)

>>40723982
FUCKING WIN THIS DUEL

>>40724050
Strike one.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>40724050
WHOOPS WRONG DICE

>>40724050
Those are some high rolls there.

>>40724076
Indeed

Rolled 31, 34 = 65 (2d100)

>>40724068
what do you mean, 'Strike one'?
>>40724073
right dice this time...

>>40724102
Stuff. Need to feed dogs. Will be back in a moment.

We should conspire while he's gone

>>40724209
QUICKLY! LOAD THE VIRTUAL DICE!

>>40724209
well, we have a 34, thats a Lucky Number

Back, typing up result now.

>>40724324
Civvie?
Name

>>40724324
Fuck, my name didn't work.

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>>40724102

Now, that block, angular armor is bound to make a hell of a lot of noise when moving. Before the guard could even get off the ground William's sword was in position to riposte the attack. When the two swords made contact, he was able to quickly force the guard back and onto the floor. Scurrying to get up, the two soon met with their swords interlocked just above the guard's neck.

>"Get off me now or I will gut you and make your innards into a fine meal."

William leans in closer, pressing his forehead against the cold metallic helm, and replies:

>"It's called haggis you li'le bitch."

With that, William is able to force his sword in a way that knocks of the guard's helmet. Well, knock off is a very loose term. It was pretty much cut open with the blade, but didn't hit the guard's head. He is swiftly kicked off, accidentally (or intentionally slicing open the breastplate, as well as his own jacket. As he gets up, he sees vibrant green skin, black hair, and tusks. And boobs. Can't forget the boobs. The guard soon follows, cheeks flushed pink but still pretty damn angry.

>Orcs discovered!

Rolled 77, 91 = 168 (2d100)

>>40724516
Say
>Cool, Orcs, Always wanted to fight one of those
And continue Duel till she submits

>>40724516
Well then. I now see why 34 is a lucky number.

>>40724575
OH YES

>>40724575
Throw in banter about how this tusked green-skin is hilariously included as a 'pure' race! You thought you'd unmasked a sow for a moment there!

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>>40724575
Oh boy, our luck is finally turning.

>>40724712
How long did you look for this?

>>40724725
by the looks, 6 mins

>>40724725
About five seconds. I love Gil. Only good character.

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>>40724575
>A: Duel
>77: Above average success!

William coughs up a bit of blood, then wipes it away as he taunts.

>"Greenskin eh? Always wan'd tah fok wit' yer lot!"

A look of confusion crosses the woman's face as she tries to interpret whatever gibberish just came out of this human's mouth. This is met with a wild charge by William, battering her sword to the side and unintentionally his own.

>"Fook, needed t'at...Ah well!"

The Orc makes a mad grab for the man, knocking him to the ground and wrestling about. During the struggle, William manages to force himself on top of her.

>"Heh, 'pure rrace' mah left bullock! You go' fookin' tusks growing out yer mouth, and ya say t'at the tauren are beasties? Ya need a bit o' sense knocked into you. And I'm happy to oblige!"

With this, he socks the girl right in the jaw, sending her (and himself) sliding across the floor. The Orc spits out a jagged tooth, a bit of blood, and begrudgingly says:

>"Fine. You vin."

As William get's up, he gives her right breast a quick squeeze, daring her to retaliate, and dusts himself off.

>What do

Should we gtfo?

>>40724824
someone else's turn
>>40724858
Maybe not, we just won a duel, with the big fighter lady, basically saying we are better then all of them

>>40724824
He felt up an Orc. That might be bad. Or good, depending on if William wants to fuck her, which I severely doubt.

>>40724858
All in favor of following this say Aye.

>Aye

>>40724888
>>40724888
WITH DISADVANTAGE
>Aye to this as well.

>>40724920
how can you agree with someone making a point, then someone else disagreeing with that point?

This is tricky. On the one hand we should the dark elf, on the other hand she has orcs.

>>40724970
Yes.

>>40724992
how did I know you would say that?

I say we turn to the queen with a, "Well, what do you think, your Highness? What's the proper punishment for hippocracy?"

>>40724982
Clarify, for my brain is small.

>>40725011
Psychic powers

>>40725033
Agreed, this is very good
want me to roll?

>>40725033
" I mean, considerin' 'bein' a little girl' is grounds fer execution."

>>40725033
We might need rolls for that.

Rolled 76, 91 = 167 (2d100)

>>40725070
Fuckit, Ill roll. Maybe my luck won't implode again. Gooood disadvantage for an ENTIRE scene sucks.

>>40725125
HELLS YES IT WORKED

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>>40725125
it's happening

Would it be bad if I suggested a romantic sub-plot between William and the Orc.

>>40725267
Ask Queen Bee

>>40725267
The queen probably wouldn't want her husband to sex some green ho in front of her.

>>40725294
Then we'll do it discretely. Plus her people are regularly in bed with a multitude of men at anyone time.

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>>40725125
>A: Punishment
>76: Above average success!

William cranes his head around, naked sans for his trademark kilt. His eyes are their familiar and comforting blue, with no traces of black except for his pupils. His smile is wide and warm, and he speaks in a friendly tone.

>"Yer majesty, t'ese two, er atleast t'is one, has proven that they're a bunch o' fooking hypocrites. What's the punishment?"

He then realizes the Cloa is not there, and instead hiding behind the throne, shaking to her very bones. She pokes her head out nervously.

>"A-are you William?"

A confused look similar to the Orc's appears on William's face, but is soon dismissed by a toothy grin.

>"Ah t'ink it's me, might need you to verify."

He winks at the last bit, eliciting a quiet giggle from Dai' Ly and a groan from the Orc. The Queen steps out, then brushes herself off. Clearing her throat, she speaks.

>"I will have to consult with my advisers. This is a rather unique situation..."

She disappears into the hall, leaving the three alone.

>Decide the punishment!

Death?

>>40725446
THROWN TO THE SEX-PITS FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME!
I mean, we aren't -savages-!

Also, fuck you, captcha! sandwiches have bread!

>>40725503
Info and Tech?
Trade Pacts?
Materials?
Force them to fuck off?
Choices choices...

>>40725503
That is a possibility. Though with the comment about her tusks it could be seen as taking her logic for our own use.

>>40725537
Don't Thriae only accept men? This could be interesting, especially if she's...You know.

>>40725573
Well, yes... they have a ready supply of men present send from us. Who says they couldn't use some entertainment? There are some long hard days, working in the smut mines.

Naturalization. Let her see what living among "impurities" is like.

>>40725608
I also like this idea. Though I'm confused as to whether or not this orc is fully female.

I need a definite answer please.

Maybe we could get thing that would, you know, HELP the Empire?
We are an Empire, right?
What ARE we?

>>40725695
A collection of atoms that happened to arrange in the right order to become sentient. Also Minotaurs.

An empire could be made, but you don't really lord over any other countries. At best you're an absolute monarchy.

>>40725743
Ok, thanks
Maybe we could get thing that would, you know, HELP the Monarchy?

>>40725764
Suggestion. Take her with us, naturalization and all that. Get information and tech from the Dark Elves, and double shipments of men.

>>40725764
Well, maybe. but at the same time William is pissed, and it would be interesting to see the repercussions of humiliating them.

>>40725811
This as well.

>>40725811
He already did that, by beating their big fight-y lady one-on-one

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It's 3am for me, and I think 4 for Port

>>40725843
I'd say that was more just fighting. It would have been humiliating if he gloated over her, kicked her when she was down, or something along those lines. I don't know, I'm too stupid to make up my own mind.

>>40725876
Yup. I ain't no tweeker.

>>40725876
Alright, let's go for some "Cultural reeducation" about both Bee and minotaur culture. A whirlwind trip of sex, drugs, and violence, to try and help... improve... her view on the world.

>>40725876
10 for me.

Right, maybe we should take their most valuable Resource or Tech? The one they treasure the most?

>>40725930
>>40725934
Civvie. These two please.

>>40725976
This


I'm so tired, but I want stay up for this
I have to DM is 13 hours
but Civ Thread
ARGH

After a few minutes, the Queen returns. She's followed by several guards in heavy plated armor, as well as gratuitous amounts of Drones.

>"I have made my decision."

The trio had been pissing about waiting for her to return, and her voice made them jump. Well, except for the Orc. She was still splattered across the floor. William's smile is still as wide as it was before, and Dai' Ly seems to have stopped crying.

>"Orc. You are to spend time with the Drones and open your mind. Following this, you will return to Drozen with my husband and learn the ways of the tauren. Hopefully this will prevent further incident."

She turns to Dai' Ly, who seems to have started crying again, specifically when she said "husband."

>"As for you, you are to return to your capital and inform your sister I won't exterminate those I consider friends. To compensate for your foolishness, you are to supply my friend with your most valuable resource, as with me."

Dai' Ly gets up, watching as the Orc is dragged away. She gives a nod and begins to walk out towards the entrance of the Hive. William turns to Queenie and is met with a hard SMACK.

>"Don't you EVER pull something stupid like that. You could have gotten killed!"

She pulls him into a tight embrace, then whispers into his ear:

>"Now shut up and fuck me."

>William and the Orc will return next turn!

Rolled 12, 46 = 58 (2d100)

>>40725976
I'll roll for it if we need.

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DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 8490
>Population Growth 315
>Population (Awaken) 1505
>Population Growth 145
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 3830
>Population Growth 205
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 2700
>Population Growth 215
>Population (Human) 2710
>Population Growth 230
ALAGAR STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 1425
>Population Growth 165
>Population (Human) 1460
>Population Growth 165

>>40726170
These were some good results. Soon we will have orc-human babies.

>>40726238
You have an unhealthy obsession with fucking things that are not human.

>>40726274
What can you say? Port loves his hybrids

>>40726235
Dammit, forgot the remove the Awaken stat in Drozen,

>>40726296
Alrighty then. What do we do now? They back in Drozen?

>>40726327
Well, I'm off to bed
Carry this on without me for as long as you want, don't stop on my account
Night

Rolled 64 (1d100)

A-Rebuild.

The city needs to be fixed.

>>40726394
Goodnight

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>>40726394
Goodnight! Good luck with your game tomorrow!

>>40726399
>A1: Rebuild
>64: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!

The dwarves sympathized with the inhabitants of Drozen, knowing all too well the feeling of losing your home. As such, they took it upon themselves to mine a tunnel ACROSS THE GODDAMN OCEAN to Drozen. They mined and crafted everything they would need, and soon popped up in the city center. They brought with them (1X1X1 meter) blocks of various materials with which to rebuild the city. The head architect of the group, Stephen von Notch, personally built seven houses.

Port? That Anon?

>>40726498
PFFFFT!

>>40726526
Lucky 64

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>A2
Open up a nightclub that sells acid and stuff

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>40726498
R 1- Check the stones we usually toss for types that may have interesting uses!

Rolled 71 (1d100)

R1
Tabletop wargames
It can be good for strategy.

>>40726567
>>40726623
Man... Drozen is just fucked tonight.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>40726498
>A3 Get ready to receive the Orc.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>A4
Hold a big-ass arena tournament and make a unit of the winners. Invite other races to watch.

We should do some of that round table shit. All the heroes could sit at a council and discuss stuff.

>>40726813
We should also maybe use some heroes that arent' William at some point.

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>>40726828
Please do.

>>40726828
Yeah but Rolanda is wounded and William is unemployed. Brakla and Catherine have the manage the realm, Miolmir the guard and Tsunami, well, he does something.

>>40726838
Roldana*

>>40726838
No reason they can't be a council. They could all do their own thing and meet every month or so.

>>40726882
Yeah but I mean they can't do a ton of field work.

>>40726915
Fair enough.

>>40726915
Once a month wouldn't be that bad. It could be at the start of each, that way they can still do their normal duties.

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>>40726567

>A2: Nightclub
>12: Complete failure!

Some of the head researchers attempt to pedal their product as those before them. However, instead of being blunt and obvious about it, they establish a small establishment. Only open when the sun goes down, they make LSD, acid, and other elicit drugs to sell, as well as having ample strippers. The only problem is that the customers tend to get in the labs and break things. One night, the same happens. The poor tauren ends up causing small explosion, killing numerous people.

>-20 Minotaurs in Drozen!
>I just now realized I fucked up the stats! This will be ammended in the next thread!

>R1: Stones
>17+5+5+5+5=37: Failure!

Brakla, bored out of his mind one day, decides to have the miners take a look through the massive piles of stone they normally toss. They soon report back.

>"Sir, we ain't found SHIT!"

>R2: Tabletops
>71+5+5+5=86: Great success!

Civilization is all well and good, but some are a bit turned off by the many players that have their muscles atrophied by extensive playtime. Some take the iniative to go and make their own games. This includes, among other things:

>Battleborn: A multiplayer tabletop in which players command figurine armies of different factions in a desolate wasteland.
>Lost lands: A variation of D&D with new systems, tweaks, and a new world.
>Crafts of the Stars: A futuristic warfare game with three unique factions that duke it out on various battlefields.

>P2 incoming

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>A3: Orc
>47: Average!

The news of this "Orc" creature baffle the populace. Green skin? Tusks? What is this nonsense? People have no idea how to prepare for this, besides the usual "Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll." She wasn't very amused, though William was.

>A4: GLORIOUS COMBAT!
>50: Average!

What DOES amuse the tusked-woman is the tournament your people arranged. She's among the most lively of the crowd, cheering on the fighters like a trainer to a professional boxer. She loosens up quite a bit, though that may be in part due to her time with the Drones and their techniques.

>The Orc is now open to learning about your people!

>>40727031
Excellent. Someone get the LSD.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

William tries to knock the orc up, providing she's warmed up enough.

>>40727169
How did I know.

>>40727169
>EDUCATION!

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>40727031
>A6 Educate the orc on the finer sides of drug fueled debauchery. Hopefully she doesn't get too ill.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

R2
Better means of communication.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>40727031
R3
Proper sanitariums.

Can we name her (orc) something like Fleur?

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>A5: Boy that escalated quickly.
>79: Above average success!
>>40727169
Tell you what. I'll write up a smut for you boys about this action, and you guys can use this roll for any other action or tech this turn. But I would like to remind you that this chick TRIED TO KILL A CHILD. Expect it next thread.

>>40727265

>A6: Education
>73: Above average success!

This will be included in the smut. Another free roll for you.

>>40727296
>R2: Communication
>44+5+5+5=59: Average!
Communication has been somewhat of a problem as of late. You see, the thousands of people sending messages have overloaded the runners, and no one has thought to write a letter. Little else exists in the way of trying to spread word quickly. It's honestly dumb luck if the messenger even remembers what you said.

>R3: Sanitarium
>46+5+5+5=61: Success!

The recent spur of drug related incidents has led to several people welcoming users into their homes to try and rehabilitate them. Unfortunately, they tend to be vary destructive. This has led some of the more kind hearted members of your community to establish homes specifically for those who face addiction or other mental health problems. Current treatments are primarily restricted to locking the person in question in a room and hoping they recover.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

Woodstock in Drozen to boost morale and fertility.

>>40727455
Civvie writes smut? Okay then.

>>40727499
coudl we use my 73 for that?

Oh right, we should do the round table thing.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>40727557
Rolling for it.

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>>40727499

>A7: Woodstock
>73: Above average success!

It's been a good time in Drozen. Reconstruction is coming along nicely, the people are happy, the tournament's brought in enough people to sustain an economy all on it's own, and in general things seem to be looking up. This is reflected in the music, as between fights people are invited to come out onto the arena floor and play for all to hear. This leads to some rather impressive groups forming and becoming popular. Of note, this includes King, the Scarabs, and others. People take this opportunity to have a little "fun" if you catch my drift.

>+50 pop growth in Drozen!

>>40727499
>>40727612
Two elevens in a row. RNGesus has forsaken ye.

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>>40727612

>A8: Roundtable
>79: Above average success!

Brakla has been thinking to himself recently. Running a kingdom is not easy, as shown by the fact he almost looks like an elder when he's really only (early 30's ish). He has a stroke of genius as he decides on a course of action. All the important people in his realm, regardless of race, will be part of an order to protect and guide the fledgling kingdom. Of course, his word will still overrule an action he deems extreme, but hey, it's better than nothing. He dubs this order, "The Golden Horns."

>Secret society established!

>Brakla has become a council member!
>William has become a council member!
>Catherine has become a council member!
>Roldana has become a council member!
>Milomir has become a council member!
>Tsunami has become a council member!

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CUTH STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 495
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Awaken) 110
>Population Growth 20
>Population (Human) 495
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Dwarf) 1245
>Population Growth 60

Final actions and tech for the night mis amigos.

Guys? Did everyone go to sleep?

A-Scouting. The shrooms have been quiet. They gearing up for an attack?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>40727797
Make sure Roldana's healed. If so, she gets to lead an attack on the Mush.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>40727877
Forgot roll

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>>40727880
>A1: Raid
>46: Average!
Roldana has one turn remaining to be fully healed. You can choose to save this roll or receive a +10 bonus to a future Cuth action/tech.

>>40727904
>A2: Scouting
>62+5+5+5=77: Above average success!

The quiet of the jungle is discomforting to the people of Cuth. Normally there are the sounds of birds and other animals doing whatever it is they do that can be heard all throughout the canopy. However, they seem to have stopped. Patrols are sent out to try and find out if this has something to do with the Fungals. They wander about for a bit, and soon find the ruins that were left from your air raid. Among the rubble, they find a tauren corpse with something written in blood across it's chest.

>NOT FORGIVE. NOT FORGET. YOU DIE. YOU ALL DIE.

Rolled 66 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>40727777
-R Continue to advance the quality and function of prosthetic limbs!

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>>40728003
>R: Prosthetic limbs
>76: Above average success!

While the current limbs you have are fine and dandy, they lack the ability to channel magical energy like natural limbs do. They also have a tendency to randomly fall of or be rejected by the body. This has led to some of the more creative soldiers and mages to try and fix this issue. The end result is a hard tropical wood carved into the limb in question, along with all the functioning parts and moving bits. This is then inlaid with copper and sleep so as to allow the use of magic, and they also give full feeling sensations to those who use them!

>Magic limbs invented!

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And that's it for tonight boys! Great thread, I had a load of fun. Questions/Comments/Concerns?

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE:
6/27/15, 6:30 PM EST
7/4/15, 6:30 PM EST

>>40728127
Thank you for hosting! have a good night and see you next week hopefully.

>>40728246
Same to you mi amigo