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You decide that your best bet is finding one of the wandering tribes that frequents this area. That in mind, you dismount your make-shift carriage and will the ice which makes up most of its body to dissipate. The bathtub and its contents crash into the sand, sinking a good few feet into the fine grains before stopping. You carefully pull off your cloak and lay it over the mountain of furs, corpses, severed heads, and ceramic.

Your cloak drops down a few feet almost instantly, though seems to have some trouble with the corpse of the gargoyle. Eventually it manages to maneuver the massive beast into itself, and from there the bathtub is a simple matter. Speaking of, what are you going to do with that thing? Detached from the pipes, it's useless to you. Just a big bowl really. As you once more drape your cloak around your shoulders, Ricky's tentacle slides out to wrap around your waist. You pat the semi-ethereal appendage, surprised to find that your hand passes through it.

How does that work? He can affect you with the limb but you can't effect the limb? That's just odd. Regardless, the tentacle recedes and you set off towards the distant form of the rocky outcrop jutting from the sands like a giant beacon, guiding you towards you. Just on the opposite side you think you can see smoke trails drifting lazily skyward. Signs of civilization. Then again, the desert can be a funny thing. For all you know those smoke trails are coming from a dozen miles away.
(1/3)

>>40769898
Heil

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You get about a hundred feet before you slip and tumble down a steep dune, landing half-burried at the bottom. Sighing in frustration, you dig your Stone Gauntlet out of your cloak and will it to open. It splits open, and you slide it onto your arm. As it reaches your shoulder the armored sleeve snaps shut and you gesture, the sand leaping to obey your wordless commands.

It doesn't take you long to craft a basic stone frame. It's a long sled with a ram on the prow to break through dunes and a stabilizer at the back, just to keep it stable. To steer it you'll be using poles attached to prongs which extend from the center of the craft and control the sails, of which there will be two.

Once you've got the basic frame down you start pulling fabric and cloth out of your cloak. You pull out your black linen robe, your various pairs of trousers and shirts, your underrobes. You bind them together with pins fashioned from stone and attach them to the mast with hooks. Once you've got the souls crafted the rest is easy. You sit yourself down at the rear of the ship, your back rested against the stabilizer, and pick up the prongs attached to the mast.

The wind picks up and snaps the sails taught, the ship lurching forward. In no time at all you're proceeding across the desert sands at a good clip, though as you sail an idea occurs to you. Between the two prongs you're using for steering and the mast, you construct a sort of stone sheet. Essentially they end up acting as two additional, if less than ideal, sails.

(2/3)
Not a perfect picture, but good enough. Hard as shit to find art for sand ships.

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You make good time getting around the side of the rocky outcrop but slower progress after that, as the outcrop blocks the wind. Eventually you catch sight of the 'pavitra thikani', as the nomads call them. Holy places. You've always heard them called 'singing arches' in the city. You're not wholly sure why they call them holy, but they are uniquely suited to serve as semi-permanent desert settlements. Massive stone arches, eroded by wind and rain over thousands of years until they're filled with passages, holes, and grooves.

You pull back on your steering rods, the sails folding in and allowing you to come to a slow stop. You take a moment to reach into your cloak and extract the long cloth wrap which is intended to serve as a turban. Most nomads, though not all, considered a man's unveiled face to be a sign of disrespect and immodesty. You're not particularly sure why, you just recall reading it in a book when you were a youth.

You wrap the turban such that a veil descends to cover nearly the whole of your face, save your eyes and the very top of your nose. It's a little too short. It ends up draping down the front of your chest, obscuring the whole of your neck as well. You're glad you picked white, if you'd picked red, blue, or yellow you might end up pissing of a tribe by wearing their colors without being one of them. White is the color of outsiders, so you ought to appear respectful but not presumptuous.

Once you've properly veiled yourself you push out the steering rods and the sails snap open, carrying you forward. Two great fires have been lit outside the nomad's camp, the sources of the smoke trails. They seem to be holding some sort of ceremony, based on the number of people gathered around each fire. Banners of all shapes and sizes hang about the camp, though you don't recognize the heraldry. Their symbol is a black sword wrapped in a blue cloth, on a red field. No tribe you know of uses such symbols.

(3/4)

WE FORGOT ANOTHER MOUNT

They seem to have set up a number of dome shaped huts at the base of each arch, and turned the caves which fill the upper reaches into living space for their nobles. You can spot a few patrols near the fire, but it's dark enough that they probably don't see you yet. If they do, they're not approaching you.

>Proceed cautiously, on foot.
>Sail forward until one of them comes out to greet you.
>Wave an arm, see if you can't get their attention from here.
>Write-in

>>40769904
AWW RICKY HUGGED US

<3

>>40769957
>Sail forward until one of them comes out to greet you.

>>40769957
>>Sail forward until one of them comes out to greet you.

>>40769957
>Make a giant neon sing announcing our presence

>>40769957
>>Sail forward until one of them comes out to greet you.

>>40769957
Sayle 4wd

>>40769957
Sail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o

>>Proceed cautiously, on foot.
>>40769957

>>40769957
>Write-in

Contact the party
Give them a update

>>40769957
>Proceed cautiously, on foot.

>>40769957
>Proceed cautiously, on foot.

>>40770062
Don't.

They're not aware of our deal with the spirit.

>>40769957
>Proceed cautiously, on foot.

>>40769904
>He can affect you with the limb but you can't effect the limb?
>effect

>>40770042
wow, what a douche

>>40770079
So?

These are probably the weird Vatis gang that were living outside of El-Amin. They were disposed of too easily.

Maybe the followers of some spirit. We should expect a disciple.

>>40769957
ask if they've seen Al Gasreed wandering the desert

>>40769957
>>Proceed cautiously, on foot.

>>40769957
>Proceed cautiously, on foot.
careful nigga

>>40770122
seconded

>>40770124
>>40770141
>>40770087
>>40770078
>>40770064
>>40770058
>Proceed on foot carefully.

>>40770040
>>40770042
>>40770029
>>40770022
>>40769968
>SAIL

>>40770025
>Try to get their attention from here.

>>40770144
>>40770122
>Ask them about your guar.

>>40770062
>Fill in the party.

>>40770088
It's late, anon.

>>40770121
Those dudes live to the north of El-Amin, in the fertile desert between the Temple to Pani and El-Amin. On a canyon, incidentally.
>Implying they've been dealt with.

this is when we get into an unwinnable fight for witnessing secret ceremonies of the Bhataki

>>40770175
>Those dudes live to the north of El-Amin, in the fertile desert between the Temple to Pani and El-Amin. On a canyon, incidentally.

When can we REMOVE them?

we should see about building a shrine here. It's apparently considered holy, there must be some kind of reason

>>40770244
Railguns.

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>>40770268
>Not charging them with a sanctioned REMOVAL force

Bitch
Ass
Nigga

>>40770244
Didn't our master report they'd been dealt with?

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>>40770313
Soldiers cost money.

Railguns are essentially free, since we can manufacture them entirely with Vys, which is a resource that presumably won't run out any time soon.

>>40770393
would magnetism be a part of metal magic? if so, we should grandmaster metal yesterday

>>40770393
Its the bitch ass niggas way out

I'd rather go in the cool way than
Stand back and I shoot my gun lel

Also
>Implying one man can kill an entire cult with one railgun
Lol

>>40770424
Make a big enough one to make a crater the size of an amusement park, then yes

>>40770537
it would have to be huge and possibly shot from really far away to do that

>>40770422
Maybe, could be an undiscovered / little known part of metal magic.

OH SHIT WE COULD BECOME MAGNETO. UMvC3 ALL DAY, TAC INFINITES FOR DAYS.

>>40770757
thats what I'm hoping grandmaster metal magic will be like. We should get on that and find out

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You pull back on your steering rods, slowing the sandship to a halt and crossing the steering rods in front of you so the wind won't snap open the sails again and carry off your current primary means of transportation. You push yourself to your feet, stretching out your back. Sitting propped up against what is essentially a stone wedge in the sand is really murder on your back, especially since you have to keep leaning into it in order to steer.

Once you've worked some of the stiffness from your spine you set off carefully across the sands. The camp lies in a depression so you have to half slide, half walk down the side of a dune. You manage not to make yourself look like an idiot by falling flat on your face, but it's a close thing.

As you near the camp some of the men, mounted upon large lizards roughly the size of a particularly large ox, stomp across the sands towards you. They're wrapped up quite similar to yourself, in plain white robes and a long turban which covers nearly the whole of your face. Of course, their turbans are died a deep indigo blue, and topped with some sort of metal pot helm. They wear red sashes around their waist. They're armed in armored, a coat of plates draped over their torso and swords protruding from just behind their back.

You would think that they would wield spears, but you don't see a spear in the bunch. They seem to instead favor short swords with heavy, curved blades. Chopping weapons, you'd imagine. More axe than sword. You stop as they draw near, and most of them do the same. One steps forward, sliding off of his mount with a sort of easy grace. He taps his chest twice with his index finger and thumb, though you're not sure what the gesture might mean. Perhaps related to your own, bowing and touching your forehead and chest?

Regardless, the man speaks. “You are far from home, city dweller. What brings you to us, on this new day? You come during the festival of rebirth, an auspicious occasion.”
(1/2)

You notice that two men are using shovels to retrieve hot coals from beneath the bonfires and gathering them in pits, where women are cooking what appears to be entire racks of lamb ribs. It smells delicious, of black pepper and cinnamon, among a host of other spices you can't immediately identify.

You force yourself to ignore the food, and the hunger gnawing in your stomach from having gone a day without food. He asked you what you were doing here.

>Tell them you're on your way to El-Amin and your mount died, you had to build a make-shift sandship just to make it here.
>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.
>Simply say that you saw the smoke from their campfires and hoped to share a meal.
>Write-in

>>40770836
>>Simply say that you saw the smoke from their campfires and hoped to share a meal.
also ask about the festival of rebirth

>>40770836
>Attack, they mean you harm

>>40770836
>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.

>>40770836
>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.

>>40770836
>>Simply say that you saw the smoke from their campfires and hoped to share a meal.

>>40770836
ask about proper etiquette for an outsider

>>40770836
>Tell them you're on your way to El-Amin and your mount died, you had to build a make-shift sandship just to make it here.

>>40770836
>Remrak that you've been traveliing the spirit realm and reutrned too soon to the mortal coilk.

>>40770836
>>Simply say that you saw the smoke from their campfires and hoped to share a meal.

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>>40770836
>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.

Just a jaunt between worlds, play it down and then ask what you would have to do for a place at their fire and some lamb.

>>40770899
>>40770874
>>40770910
>>40770921
You guys do remember we need to get back to our companions to settle things, right?

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>>40769921
>Not a perfect picture, but good enough. Hard as shit to find art for sand ships.
Have a sandship. Soma.

>>40770904
they might ask how we were carrying all the materials and freak out about the cloak if they find out

>>40770836
>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.

>>40770836
>Tell them you're on your way to El-Amin and your mount died, you had to build a make-shift sandship just to make it here.

>>40770836
>>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.

>>40770836
>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.
Sure, why not. The look on his face should be entertaining.

>>40770836
>>Simply say that you saw the smoke from their campfires and hoped to share a meal.

>>40770836
>>Tell them you're on your way to El-Amin and your mount died, you had to build a make-shift sandship just to make it here.

>>40770931
Nope its sidetrack time!

>>40770836
>Remark that you've been traveling the spirit realm and returned too soon to the mortal coil.

>>40770836
>Tell them you're on your way to El-Amin and your mount died, you had to build a make-shift sandship just to make it here

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>>40770887

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>>40770929
>>40770910
>>40770891
>>40770890
>>40770954
>>40770962
>>40770974
>>40771002
>Spiritual journey

>>40770921
>>40770899
>>40770874
>>40770986
>>40771012
>You saw smoke and hoped to share a meal.

>>40770956
>>40770904
>>40770992
>Mount died.

Dank, bruh.

>>40770836
>Simply say that you saw the smoke from their campfires and hoped to share a meal.

>>40771025
Shove in as much mysticism as possible.

>>40771025
Maybe they'll treat us all nice like when they come to believe we're touched in the head?

Rolled 6, 2, 5 = 13 (3d10)

>>40771025

>>40771083
>come to believe
They wouldn't be wrong.

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>>40771083

You offhandedly remark. “I've been traveling through the realm of a Great Spirit, but one of his underlings lead me astray. I wandered through an endless maze of my own design, until eventually I came upon a dead end and I was forced to return too soon to the mortal coil. I fear that unless the stars align I will need to proceed upon foot, by way of sandship, or rely on the blessings of Pani and Surya to guide my path. Otherwise I'll never reach El-Amin.”

One of the men to your left gestures as if raising a pipe to his lips, and the man you're speaking with nods. One of the other men tries not to laugh but ends up snickering anyway. You can surmise that they think you're high as a kite, or perhaps simply coming down off a high. The presumed leader, the man you're speaking too, slows his speech and adopts an almost patronizing tone. “Would you like something to eat, or to drink? We could give you a place to rest, until 'the spirits leave you'.”

That's actually quite nice of them, that they're willing to just put up some stoned outsider for a night. Most tribes you're familiar with are less than fond of foreigners and those that do tolerate them typically only tolerate those that our useful. Plus, you must admit their food smells pretty good. It's been ages since you had a ribs.

>Ehh, just go with it.
>Tell them you're not high, and if you could just purchase a mount from them you'd be fine.
>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.
>Write-in

Remember, most old and powerful vatis are crazy. A society like this one aught to respect their crazy old relatives cause they're always stronk af.

>>40771257
>>Ehh, just go with it.

>>40771257
>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.
We gotta get moving, but we gotta eat too.

>>40771257
>Tell them that the spirits never leave and have Ricky poke out a couple of tentacles

>>40771257
>Tell them you're not high, and if you could just purchase a mount from them you'd be fine.
>But thanks for the offer

>>40771257
>Tell them you're not high, and if you could just purchase a mount from them you'd be fine.

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>>40771257
Ehh, just go with it.

>>40771257
>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.

>>40771257
>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.

>>40771291
This.
We aren't a degenerate, we're fucking insane.

>>40771291
second

>>40771257
change my>>40771279 vote to>>40771291

>>40771257
>>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.

>>40771257
>Tell them you're not high, and if you could just purchase a mount from them you'd be fine.

>>40771291
Isn't it only insane people that can see spirits?
>to them mik is just playing with his cloak

>>40771257
>>Tell them you're not high, and if you could just purchase a mount from them you'd be fine.

>>40771257
>>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.
Guys according to our friend's wife, tradition dictates that we should never refuse a meal.
Or something.

>>40771257
>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.
>Write-in
Have ricky pullout some meat, so that we share with them.
We still have a dragon and a gargoyle in there.
Hell we can even sell the furs here.

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>>40771301
Changing vote to tentacles

>>40771291
Yes, yes I suddenly like this idea.

We're very likely not going to get to stay afterwards.

>>40771346
yup apparently its a huge insult.

>>40771346
Honestly I wouldn't want to insult them but I just want to hurry up and get home and deal with this shit because nobody wants to just fucking call them

>>40771257
>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.

>>40771369
we should do this>>40771291 and then accept the food

>>40771378
that same attitude is why the bar fire happened.
People were rushing that place as well.

>>40771257
>You wouldn't be opposed to a meal but you really shouldn't stay the night.
>>40771291
>>40771348
Seconded on showing ricky off a bit, and offering some food.

>>40771390
Literally the last 2 threads have
>Yeah guys uh huh! It's coming at you bitch

I just want this shit over meng

>>40771378
Don't worry m8, Chrys will still be mad when we get back

>>40771257
>Ehh, just go with it.

>>40771409
Plus we HAVE to feed Ricky. As an apology for fucking up the cloak and leaving him alone.

>>40771431
Riiight?

>>40771431
He probavly picked that dragons tail clean.

I dunno what happened but I lost my counting vote.

Regardless, it looked like accepting the meal and offering them some Cloak Meat™ wins out. I'll get writing.

Probably last post for tonight, since I'm getting pretty tired and I have class tomorrow.

>>40771492
aww

>>40771492
Does feeding Ricky livestock (alive) and people slow our void corruption? I somehow get the feeling that if we didn't feed him, Mik's void corruption chart would've gone all the way to full corruption earlier.

>>40771508
That would be telling~

>>40771508
What even is said corruption?

>Among the tribes of bhataki and other nomadic groups the custom is to refuse wine and accept water. Food doesn't usually enter into the equation.
-Thread 98

You guys are thinking of what the chick from Pavala said about tribes from there. These ain't the same people.

>>40771492
>ending a thread before 1am
Soma pls

>>40771536
>tribes of bhataki and other nomadic groups
>Other Nomadic groups
>Other

>>40771555
On a weekday, Anon. My late runs are Friday.

What meat do you want to offer?

>Young dragon's corpse
>Gargoyle corpse
>Dragon's tail

>>40771568
You disgust me.
>you didn't even apologise for dropping cnq like a prom night baby

>>40771592
>Implying
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40718072/#p40734604

>>40771589
Do we know what gender they were? If not, the tail.

>>40771521
I don't know~
We didn't have mention of the corruption when we kept him satiated with the daily live goat and chicken. But since that incident with the Cloak ripping, Ricky's in a bad mood.

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>>40771589
>Dragon's tail

Just realized we could've asked Darz what do in this situation

>>40771605
Ricky seems pretty happy to see us again to me.

>>40771589
>Gargoyle corpse

>>40771605
>since that incident with the cloak ripping
What are you even on about?

>>40771589
>Tail

>>40771589
>Young dragon's corpse
I don't think Zahak would appreciate seeing that.

>>40771616
>relying on our companions like that
Nah man, where's the fun in that?

gargoyle is probs the cheapiest

>>40771628
During those 3 days when the cloak was under repair, we couldn't give him the daily Live goat and chicken meals.

>>40771646
But we need to study it anon.

>>40771589
Gargoyle, dragon corpses hold to much value for science and more money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYWdHe4tQ4

>>40771589
>Young dragon's corpse
I doubt our son would like this so lets use this.

>>40771667
Yeah and he hugged us the second he could.
We had void corruption way the fuck back before we left for anthus.

>>40771589
>>Young dragon's corpse

>>40771589
>Young dragon's corpse
>>40771673
just dissect it while handing them the meat.

>>40771589
>Dragon's tail
Assuming we can keep the scales and bones, at least most. And assuming Ricky hasn't eaten it.

>>40771693
>here is a mush of dragons flesh because I cut it into tiny pieces studying it
Do you know how studying a new foreign body works?

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>>40771649

>>40771677
>>40771679
>>40771646
>>40771693
>Young dragon.

>>40771604
>>40771616
>>40771629
>>40771700
>Tail

>>40771673
>>40771626
>Gargoyle

We are at an impasse.

Runoff vote, you know the drill

VOTE
1
For young dragon's corpse.

VOTE
2
For dragon's tail.

You'll get to keep the scales from the dragon's tail and the bones from both.

>>40771720
1

>>40771720
1

>>40771720
1

>>40771720
>Phasing

>>40771720
>1

Wow I'm a dickhead

Wanted to pick 2 but I fucking thought the tail was one

Fuck

>>40771556
Mother fucker go read the original post.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37468874/#p37468888

The advice that Pavala chick gave us is completely different from what we know about the Bhataki groups.

>>40771720
2

>>40771720
1

>>40771754
Delete and repost, man.

>>40771720
>1

>>40771720
1

>>40771720
1

>>40771720
1

>>40771720
>Phasing

>>40771741
>>40771788
???

>>40771763
I can't on mobile and at this point fuck it looks like its not going to win

What's the point

>>40771793
they're memers

>>40771731
>>40771732
>>40771738
>>40771765
>>40771761
>>40771777
>>40771784
>1

>>40771759
>2

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>>40771793

>>40771809
>our one full body sample of a dragon
>fed to filthy desert savages
I am become salt

>>40771846
We still get all the bones and scales, plus still have an intact tail.

Not like there's going to be any shortage of dragons anytime soon either.

>>40771846
Anatomyfags are as bad as Chrysfags.

>>40771863
>we have the pieces that don't hold any worth studying
Oh look skeletal structure and muscle tissue! Wow so amazing
NIGGA FUCK YOU

>>40771881
>wahh why do people want to get amazing bonuses in combat
Fug urself

>>40771889
Did you happen to ignore the part about dragons being fucking everywhere now?

>>40771898
2meta5me

>>40771898
>Meditation Quest

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>>40771898
>meta gaminng this hard

>>40771903
>it's going to be easy to get a fully intact specimen when all the vatis will be fighting for them
>and vatis are likely to fill them with holes and damage the specimen
No.

>>40771898
>This much meta

When BQ players became by the numbers shits entertainment value drooped

>>40771898
A quest is for fun, anon. Not numbers.

Please contain your autism.

>>40771904
>>40771930
>>40771931
>>40771939
>>40771943
Let's never do anything ever again, advancement in anything is meta!
Xd le meta maymay

>>40771957
Look at yourself, anon. You're acting ridiculous.

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>>40771846
>I am become salt

You think you are salty?

You think you know salt?

You don't know shit

I live in a constant state of salt with this quest

Everyday
Every thread

There is nothing but salt

Literally with each new post I somehow become more salty

Have you ever been in a constant state of salt?
One which your eyebrows are always furrowed and there is the nagging pain of irritation in your head?

>inb4 hurr you oceanic
Yes motherfucker I know

>>40771976
>mik the curious mad vatis would have zero interst in studying bodies
>even though he expressed his interest in wanting to study a body right before he carved into the rapist
WOW SO META YOU GUYS

>>40771986
Netero-sama...

;_;

>>40771986
Nigga, you are oceanic as fuck right now. You are deep blue sea status.

>>40772001
Well you said your interest was in 'muh numbers' as opposed to offering an I'm character reason until now sooo get fucked?

>>40771986
What decision or decisions was it that caused you to become this way?

>>40772031
>u gotta stay in character all the time!
No fuck you.

>>40772077
Please leave. Questing isn't for you.

>>40772077
Actually yeah. Half the reason Mik became this way is cause you guys saw numbers instead of the narrative.

You are exactly what went wrong with this quest.

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>>40771957
>>40772001
>even though he expressed his interest in wanting to study a body right before he carved into the rapist
>*X amount of threads ago*
>Hey Soma would we get more bonuses if we studied the human body
>Yeah sure
>Suddenly everybody wants to start chopping people up

Listen here you twat if you think that Mik's interest wasn't from you numb nuts talking about it before that than you dumb nigga

>>40772098
You sound like a massive faggot right now.

>>40772107
Questing was a mistake.

>>40772110
That greentext pretty much sums up one the core issues with this quest.

>anti-metafags precede to be disruptive by bitching about how disruptive metafags

There's nothing wrong with wanting Mik to get good as long as it doesn't actively interfere with anything important. Y'all niggas bitchin' about nothing.

>>40772182
Just calling it like I see it.

>>40772182
Let the salt drain, it's healthy to empty salt periodically rather than let it build up.

>>40772182
Precede? Proceed?

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>>40772182
C'mon son at least respect me enough to not use such low quality bait

Lets destroy the gauntlet, it's growing on us and it's just numbers.
Let's destroy the gem, it'll grow into us and it's just vys.
Let's destroy the cloak, it corrupts us and it's just storage.
Fucking meta fags keeping all this shit round amirite?

>>40772223
Quit shitposting, you've been at it all night.

Get a job.

>>40772010
Rip in pepperoni Netero-Sama

>>40772015
>deep blue sea
>implying
I have long since transcended to a new plane of salt

>>40772015
Maybe I'll make a list someday

>>40772209
>he disagreed
>BAIT
Good day to you too bait-kun
>>40772230
>night
>job

>>40772223
Tbh we should destroy the entire universe so we can go and see what else is out there.

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>>40772223
>>40772251

>>40772223
I wouldn't mind destroying them since they'll end up fucking us over eventually. We just need to make a Bag of Holding and something to store vys in.

>>40772291
You make Ricky sad

>>40772291
I refuse to give up Ricky.

He's our friend.

>>40772344
Friends don't hurt other friends

Have you learned nothing from every single Disney movie ever?

Or Anime?

Or Sitcoms?

>>40772368
Well you haven't been watching enough. True friends that hurt other friends will eventually sacrifice themselves for the good of their friends.

>>40772471
>eventually
I wanted to make a battered and bruised wife joke/reference to this situation

But I don't have the energy to

Just pretend I did

>>40772319
>>40772344
We can.move him over to our head, much roomier.

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>>40772368
>Friends don't hurt other friends

>>40772492
Fukken rekt xD

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>>40772368
>Friends don't hurt other friends
You lost me

You shake your head sadly, adopting a serious expression. “The spirits never leave me, I'm afraid. They've are as much a part of me as we are all parts of the universe. That being said, I'm not opposed to the idea of a meal. However, I must be continuing my journey to El-Amin soon. If you would allow me, I would make an offering of meat to complement your current stock.”

The patrolmen glanced at each other briefly, the leader eventually speaking. “Where do you keep this 'meat'? You've nowhere to store it that I can see.”

You hold up a finger, begging a moment's pause. Then pull your cloak wide and urge Ricky to produce the corpse of the dragon your killed. It slides out of your cloak, in all its skinless wonder. Ricky's tentacles grip it by the neck, the tail, and its rear legs. You take it from him carefully, cradling it in your arms as one might a child. Once you've got a firm grasp on it, Ricky's tentacles retreat.

The men are silent, speechless you imagine. The leader turns, shouting something in a language you barely recognize. A subdialect of Samjan perhaps? You catch the phrases 'winged messenger' and it's followed shortly after by the reverent term used to refer to the Gods as a whole in prayer. You hear a 'dark one' thrown in there at some point, you think. Fuck, he's really attracting a lot of attention. More people are coming over, leaving the campfires. Women and children, as well as men. You see a child rushing towards one elderly man in particular with a long white beard.

Just what have you started, exactly?

>EEEEEEND THREEEEAD
Sorry this post took so long.

>>40772582
Time to start recruiting for our spirit friend. He owes us another artifact now.

>>40772582
WHOOPS

Got Mik's themesong, by the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ihyMcMx4w

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>>40772582
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME

JUST FOR ONCE I WOULD LIKE GO FROM POINT FUCKING A TO MUTHA FUCKING B

A FUCKING STRAIGHT LINE
IS THAT FUCKING HARD

JUST
ONCE

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGFGGGGGG

>>40772582
Gee, if only we could have guessed that the desert dwellers would be superstitious.

Maybe we should stop showing off Ricky to every person we meet? I'm amazed that no one has tried to 'purge the devil' from us before now.

>>40772582
Aw shit, they don't worship dragons do they?

> We just offered them the flesh of a sentient creature.

Try to pretend that we didn't know and act contrite and embarrassed as fuck. Maybe a little bit crazy. Or a lot.

Anyways, thanks for running, it's a lot of fun.

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>>40772632

>>40772634
If they tried Ricky would be getting a decent sized meal.

>>40772582
So is this where we accidentally become the Nerevarine?

>>40772634
>implying
Nigga they are gonna worship us, we just started a cult for the cat.

>>40772634
'sokay, we are a wrecking machine. Hey, maybe this will open up the possibility of communicating with the Dragons if the tribesmen worship them or something.

>>40772641
NIGGA I THINK THEY MIGHT BE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER THE ELDRITCH TENTACLES COMING OUT OF OUR CLOAK

>>40772644
>Soma
Did you make a reaction image of yourself?

>>40772659
>for the cat
Lol no, for the mik

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>>40772677
Nah, some dude made it for me. I've gotten a lot of pretty good little edits lately.

>>40772659
>we just started a cult for the cat.
Fuck that. This is our cult.

>>40772679
>mik getting worshipers
>mik ascending to spirithood
how horrifying

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>>40772644
I'm going to fucking end you one day

>>40772685
>sister needs an abortion
That's why there's a backdoor, Soma

>>40772685
How accurate.

>>40772632
Holy shit

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>>40772685
How would you edit this pick to be related to quest?
>>40772700
We get shit for recruiting people from the cat.
Speaking of which he owes us a ring.

>>40772725
>we get shit
Yeah things, if we have a cult we have a fucking cult, never underestimate the power of a mob

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>>40772632
Shhh its okay

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest
Archive here.

I can't wait to be Paul!

>>40772725
>Edit
Condom would be labeled "Player plans"
Program in the bottom left panel would be
>B@nishedQuestEX 1.39

Can't think of anything for the options themselves.

>>40772725
Is that the one where the brother ntrs the sister away from her boyfriend?

>>40772783
What's Samjan for a mouse that hops in the sand?

>>40772805
heres a hint its a shota.

>>40772828
The one I'm talking about is too you nerd.

>>40772849
post link this is different.
Second hint the name is in the image

Thank goodness we have Ricky back, I missed his tentacly self.

Rolled 6, 2, 1 = 9 (3d10)

rolling for Chrys masturbating while remembering what Mik transmitted to her and sobbing

Guys soma just confirmed that our broadcasting the sex caused Chrys and Darzi to /u/ it up.
Pure love wins again

>>40773649
God just imagine Darzi holding onto chrys's horns as she licks away

>>40772582
FINALLY! Someone who recognizes the Mik as the God he is.

>>40773649
i dont buy it

>>40773795
>>40772679

Ascending to god hood is my favorite trope ever.