>>40823383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VmoqBz9Vg

You turn around, and look at the field of corpses in front of you. Your mind goes back to the pain and struggle of the visions that you've had from absorbing demons, and you realize that this will be a massive undertaking. Katja follows behind you as you make your way through the bodies, stepping over bikers and goats alike. In some places there are simply chunks of wet flesh, and sure enough a great number of military personnel are starting to flood the perimeter of the area. You're sure that you'll see the Suit soon enough. When you turn back, Katja is covering herself and looking chilly. "Hey, hold these."

You hand her the two new daggers and take a deep breath. You kneel down and place your hand in a pool of blood, and slowly, the wind picks up around you. The grass of the field sways in a circular motion, and the clouds above you rotate along with them. The demon blood starts to flow into your palm, and the bodies of the dead are pulled by some invisible force through the grass to the epicenter. You stand up fully and grip your wrist as it all flows through you, and three pinpoints of red and white form at the center of your vision and crackle with power. Katja starts to step away from you fearfully, and each time a body is absorbed into you, there's nothing to do but cry out in agony. When the Boss of the bikers is absorbed, it initiates some sort of deformity in you. Just as before, the flesh under your skin starts to bubble and twist, and the sensation of it is Hellish. You cough and gasp in futility, as the tumor-like deformity spreads up your neck and into your head, causing you to fall to the ground and spasm as you feel the pressure and pain overtake your mind.

Cont.

>>40823398
You shut your eyes tightly in an effort to escape the suffering, but the visions of Hell that you're brought to only make it worse. All of the mountains of bodies and a fiery, black sky surround you. The smoke burns your lungs as you inhale, and the stone floor is white hot, searing your flesh and causing it to melt and stick. You step forward, every inch of your skin in agony. The vision is pointing you towards a stone palace in the distance, and the road in front of you is leading you to a valley. What do you do?

>A. Walk into the Valley towards the palace
>B. Run away and try to look for a way out of this Hell.

>>40823453
>A. Walk into the Valley towards the palace
Man up. Running away is for pussies and not churazy at all.

>>40823453
>A. Walk into the Valley towards the palace

>>40823453
>A

>>40823453
>>A. Walk into the Valley towards the palace

its a shame we didn't archive the last thread

>>40823453
>>A. Walk into the Valley towards the palace
As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death...

>>40823477
>>40823481
>>40823582
You pull your foot up from the stone floor, and your melted flesh rips and leaves your heels bare to the bone. The pain causes you to stumble and fall, the same happening to your hands as you rest them flat against the ground in an effort to save your face. You regenerate quickly enough to stand up, and you continue onward. Heading down into the valley clears the smoke somewhat, making the process more bearable. Your body grows fatigued as you travel, and imp-like demons start to surround you as the crawl out from under rocks. You can do nothing to fight them off as they leap onto your body and begin to tear chunks away and devour them, all of your effort going towards moving forward.

Now that you're at the foot of the valley, you can see colossal black marble statues on either side of you, seemingly depicting angels with hollow chests.

Meanwhile, though you cannot see it, Katja is reeling back in horror, mouth agape. She's staring at your transformed body, a writhing mass of flesh that is warped beyond human recognition. Your eyes, mouth, all of your features slide around cleanly like some sort of eldritch monstrosity. The screeching noise that you're making doesn't help to relax her, either. Slowly but sure, your body returns to it's normal state. There are the sounds of roaring, and the cracking of whips as minutes later, you're once more in the form of a man. You open your eyes, away from the deadly Valley, and completely nude. Your clothes had been ripped when you transformed. You sit up, gasping for clean air, and finding numerous military personnel, Katja, and the Suit all looking at you curiously.

Cont.

>>40823602
are you so sure anon? you should check again

>>40823615
Good fucking thing demon magic regenerates your clothes.

>>40823642
Hey, would a demon hunter nudist regen twice as fast as us? Since his clothes are his skin?

>juststupidthings.jpg

>>40823664
No his clothes would regen at the same rate as his body.

>>40823631
How did you do that?
i looked last week and didn't find it

>>40823688
>missing that it was a joke

Maybe I was too opaque, though I doubt it.

>>40823714
I saw the joke and ignored it.

>>40823728
Sure ya did.

You stand up, and look around at everyone. The field is completely cleared of bodies, and your guns and Abandon are strewn around you, a few feet away. You gather them up and step over to Katja and the Suit as the military resumes their job. You make no effort to cover yourself, too deep in shock to even consider. Katja picks up your torn coat and hands it to you, and when you slip it on, incredibly, all of your clothing begins to form together again from nothingness. It's only a moment later that you're fully decked out in your equipment, and surprisingly, your sunglasses are completely unharmed when you pull them from your pocket. You have to dig through your old torn pants for your cash and keys, though. You turn back, and the Suit smiles at you. "We've sure been seeing a lot of each other, haven't we Duncan?"

You nod, and take the new daggers from Katja. "Yeah. You always seem to show up just after I get done working." He chuckles. "Do you have any idea how much helicopter fuel costs? It's not cheap. Just the cleanup takes a lot of taxpayer dollars. We couldn't help you if you wanted to; taking on demons is best left to the demons. Speaking of which, seeing as she was helping you.." He looks in Katja's direction, glancing up and down at her nude body briefly. She huffs. "I suppose I can let it slide that you've decided to take a souvenir for yourself from that Canada job."

You glance up at him and nod, but when you look down at your hands, you see the three white and red dots are persisting..

>A.Power up Abandon
>B.Power up Guns
>C.Power up Ice
>D.Learn Fire
>E.Learn Lightning
>F.Power up Daggers

>>40823791
>>C.Power up Ice
It needs to be more useful! We need summon swords made of ice!

>>40823791
>>A.Power up Abandon

>>40823791
>A.Power up Abandon
>C.Power up Ice
But we got to get that tri element combo at some point.

>>40823791
>C.Power up Ice
>A.Power up Abandon

>>40823810
Why would you summon ice swords when you already have a sword?
>>40823825
Shit thought it was two for some reason, just go for abandon.

>>40823842
You guys will get two, just wanted to do it one at a time so that the conversation can go along and you can come to a consensus on what you want quicker/cleaner

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>>40823842
Because having the option to make them out of thin air, fire them, and have them on guard duty is quite attractive to me.

>>40823897
Negro you dont need ice for that.

>>40823791
>A.Power up Abandon
>C.Power up Ice

>>40823897
what if we can upgrade Abandon enough to have it make phantom swords

>>40823924
Isnt that the demon magic channeling we use for guns?

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>>40823897
You are a nigga after my own heart.

Everyone seems to have a consensus on what's wanted so I'll do Abandon and Ice both to save time. Update on the way.

>>40823934
no thats focusing our demonic energy into guns

>>40823934
>>40823967

Summoned Swords is an advanced technique that you would learn independent of any Devil Arms.

>>40823967
But I mean that is the magic we would need to upgrade to throw swords at people, said so in the book.

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So how are you guys enjoying DMC4SE?

I'm still trying to get gud

Captcha asked me to pick all the pizzas

>>40824028
Playing through with Vergil on LDK.

I keep getting difficulty handicaps, and it makes me angry.

Also, that one part where you have to go through the disappearing portals in the jungle can go fuck itself.

>>40824028
I really shouldn't have played vanilla DMC4 beforehand.
It feels like a fucking chore to go through everything again, even with the new characters.

>>40823990
So does that mean just practicing a fuckload with demon channeling won't let us do it? Or would that be exactly how we do it?

You pull Abandon off your back, and look at your reflection in it's blade. The sword is a manifestation of your own power, and as you stare into it, you feel it grow in strength. The bond that you have with the sword deepens, and when you lift it with your hand into the air, it feels completely weightless. Before, it had simply been easy to lift. Now it feels like a literal extension of your own body, and your demonic power channels into it's blade, causing it to glow with a silvery white color. You throw the sword up high, and it spins in a blur before boomeranging back into your grasp. It seems that now you can call the blade back to you if you fill it with power.

Katja and the Suit watch you test out your new ability. She looks frightened, while the Suit looks impressed. He points at Abandon. "Not a bad trick. You're getting pretty good at this stuff, huh kid?" Katja shakes her head. "He's getting too good. Too fast. He's a monster. Didn't you see what just happened to him!?" The Suit nods, and you simply ignore their statements as you gather Ice in your palm. The diamond forms much quicker, and you feel more at ease with constructing it. You crush the diamond in your hand and throw it out to the right, and a shotgun-like blizzard explodes from your hand and turns the grass into solid ice. Neat.

You turn back to them.

>A. What are you guys talking about? Why am I a freak?
>B. Thanks, Suit. Let me know if you've got any work for me.
>C. We've got a long ride, Katja. Get your clothes, we gotta go.
>D. Write-in

>>40824109
That's basically the path to doing it, but like I said, it's an advanced technique. You'd need to be pretty in tune with your Devil half.

>>40824128
>B. Thanks, Suit. Let me know if you've got any work for me.
Blow it off

>>40824128
>>B. Thanks, Suit. Let me know if you've got any work for me.
>>C. We've got a long ride, Katja. Get your clothes, we gotta go.

>>40824128
>A. What are you guys talking about? Why am I a freak?

>>40824128
>D
"Well I am the son of Mundus. Hear that's a pretty big deal."

>>40824128
>B. Thanks, Suit. Let me know if you've got any work for me.
>D. Don't worry Katja, I may be ill prepared but I'm always prepared to be ill.

>>40824128
>B. Thanks, Suit. Let me know if you've got any work for me.

maybe take a short break after this one though

>>40824128
>B. Thanks, Suit. Let me know if you've got any work for me.

then after we're alone with Katja,

>A. What are you talking about? Why am I a freak?

>>40824178
Why would you tell someone in the government that? Just out of the blue with no prompting?

>>40824128
>A
>C

>>40824192
Breaks are for nerds who cant regrow their bits.

>>40824207
It was more to Katja. Besides, Suit seems helpful, why not?

>>40824227
Because telling someone in the government whos job is to clean up after demons that you are the son of the devil might not be a good idea?

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>>40824227
>Trusting the Suit

Until we are about to die and he jumps in the way and loses both his arms or some shit, I say he is to be kept at throwing distance.

Which for Duncan, is pretty fucking far.

>>40824258
I wouldnt go quite that far but going around telling everyone and their mothers that you are the son of one of the most powerful and influential demons in existence is a good way to attract the wrong sort of attention.

>>40824227
Rule of thumb is to never trust a man a g-man.

>>40824319
>"Doesss.. thiss sssound like the, voice of an untrusstworthy, man, misster Freeman?"

>>40824351
>...

>>40824156
>>40824161
>>40824192
>>40824202
You place Abandon on your back. "Thanks, Suit. Let me know if you've got any work for me." He nods, chuckling. "Sure, Duncan. You're awfully eager. You've had your nose to the grindstone since you've started this little business of yours. I'm sure that we'll be in contact soon." You nod, and urge Katja over to you. "Let's get your clothes and get out of here. We've got a really long drive, so I wanna go ahead and go." She whines, frowning.

"Can't we just sleep here for the night? Suit's right, you never wanna slow down." You chuckle and shake your head. "No thanks, last time I was a little late I paid for it. I'm not trying to make it a habit. For all I know there could be some other demon out there needing to get killed. We're leaving." She mopes as you head over to your sword case, and throw her clothes as you pack your things away. You hop on the bike, and feel Katja take a seat behind you, and fire up the machine to roll away from the city.

Cont.

>>40824448
Days of travel later, and you've pulled back into your home. You sling your guitar case on your back, hand Katja the shotgun, and hold the two daggers in your hand. As you're walking up to your apartment, you nod towards the old man smoking his pipe in a chair, who's staring at you blankly. Katja gives him a cute little wave as well.

You put your key in the door and head in, sighing as you can finally relax for a moment. It's early in the afternoon, and you realize that this is the first moment of freedom that you've had since you left for the job with Katja. You've got enough money to last you a long time. You head to your fridge and grab a beer, leaning on the counter as Katja plops on the couch. You look over in her direction and stare for a moment, earning a response from her. "Enjoying the view?"

You take a swig, and continue staring. "What did you mean when you said I was a freak?" She adjusts her position a bit, telling you that she's not exactly comfortable with the subject. She twirls her hair and looks over at the wall. "A lot of things. You've got a weird ass personality. You're stupidly powerful. And you turned into a monster when you absorbed all of those demons. I've never seen something like it, your body just..lost all control. It was disgusting."

>A. I guess it comes with the territory of being a half-breed.
>B. Weird, I didn't feel any of that. I actually had a vision.
>C. Being the Son of Mundus probably would have some weird side effects.
>D. Write-in

>>40824561
>>B. Weird, I didn't feel any of that. I actually had a vision.
>>C. Being the Son of Mundus probably would have some weird side effects.

>>40824561
>>B. Weird, I didn't feel any of that. I actually had a vision.
>>C. Being the Son of Mundus probably would have some weird side effects.
>>D. I should probably look into getting a better place...

>>40824561
>D. you would imagine a demon lady who turns into a giant wolf and eats people would have a higher tolerance for that sort of thing.

>>40824561
>A. I guess it comes with the territory of being a half-breed.
>B. Weird, I didn't feel any of that. I actually had a vision.
>C. Being the Son of Mundus probably would have some weird side effects.
no, we are not saying this, we need to spot bringing this up constantly

>>40824561
>B

>>40824561
>>D. Write-in
"Hey, at least I don't slobber everywhere when I change shape."

>>40824561
>>B. Weird, I didn't feel any of that. I actually had a vision.
>>C. Being the Son of Mundus probably would have some weird side effects.

>>40824598
I dont know why people want to keep showing it off. I mean If I found out the worst thing in the world was my dad I wouldn't fucking advertise.

>>40824561
>D. I think I'm a vessel for Mundus. I see him in visions. I think he's trying to possess me.

>>40824648
Mundus is dead dude.

>>40824648
He is dead as shit man. QM said he wasn't coming back

>>40824561
>>C. Being the Son of Mundus probably would have some weird side effects.
Hey, shit gets weird sometimes

>>40824655
Was he confirmed dead? It's seemed pretty ambiguous.

>>40824670
Dead as fuck.

>>40824670
For the purpose of this quest, he dead

>>40824561
> D. Well sorry here for hurting your eyes,babe. Next time i get my skin melted off i`ll conjure a tent around me.

>>40824680
I change to
>B
And
>>40824687
This guys

>>40824561
>C

Why exactly do you guys want to brag about being the son of Mundus? Heck Duncan shouldn't even be so sure of it, plus if the rumor spreads we're going to be in a lot of trouble, either from people who want to worship us or people who want to kill us. I'm sure that Dante wouldn't immediately rek us, but i don't want to risk it

>>40824801
Are first vision was a bunch of people saying Ave Mundus over and over again

>>40824801
I mean, people will want to kill us but people will also want to worship us. I think it's worth. Just imagine all that hot cultist tail.

>>40824801
This guy is right. Why are we bragging about shit we dont know about? We only found out what Mundus was like a month ago, and QM said we will never find out for sure.

>>40824561
>>B. Weird, I didn't feel any of that. I actually had a vision.
>>40824595
>>D. you would imagine a demon lady who turns into a giant wolf and eats people would have a higher tolerance for that sort of thing.

>>40824829
Because bragging is awesome?

>>40824576
>>40824589
>>40824595
>>40824598
>>40824632
>>40824665

You tilt your drink back, and chuckle. You figure that now is as good a time as any to break the news to her. Or at least try to. As you walk over to the couch and take a seat next to her (prompting her to scoot away to the other side), you think on it. She might not believe that you're the Son of Mundus, but, she did just earn some pretty strong evidence in that direction. You hold out your drink to her, and she shakes her head back and forth, denying it. You look down at it, smiling, feeling a little pompous about what you're getting ready to say to her. "I wasn't around for all that. I was having some crazy vision. I think I was in Hell. Everything sure hurt that way."

She looks over to you curiously. "What was it like?"

You turn the television on to a news program, and lean back. "Didn't see a lot. It hurt. Lots of fire. A stone palace in the distance. Flesh melting off my body. Wouldn't buy a summer home there, to say the least. Sorry for hurting your eyes, next time I turn into a monster I'll conjure a tent up around me. Dontcha think you should give me the same courtesy, though?"

She laughs. "Please, I bet you relish the opportunity to see me nude. I wouldn't want to detract from the only joy in your life aside from bloodshed."

You take a swig of your beer. "You should be honored to have a Son of Mundus look your way, right?"

She stops smiling, and sharply looks in your direction. "What?"

Cont.

>>40824828
I get the feeling significantly more people will want to pull us apart and use our bits to get stronger than worship us. Also why would we want to be worshiped by devil worshipers?
>>40824841
Bragging about shit you did is alright, bragging about being born is stupid.

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>>40824828

>>40824841
But its life fighting some guy in the street and he randomly shouts

>"I am the son of satan!"

He would come off as a lying idiot. Being to son of satan in this world is as likely as being the half human son of mundus in the DMC universe.

>>40824829
you guys have some pretty concrete evidence, and you certainly can find out for sure in the future

>>40824879
Not at all bro. People actually know Mundus exists in DMC

>>40824884
Sorry QM, but "I had visions of it" dont really count.

We are powerful but that really isnt proof. Can our blood prove it with some sort of demonic DNA test?

>>40824893
Mundus hates humans. Why would he have a half human son? And hes also dead.

>>40824910
In fairness visions and being strong as fuck are a good indication of something. I mean if an actual demon thinks its likely then who are we to say?

>>40824910
You've done more than have visions of it. You've collected a lot of information, from the people you've talked to. Not to mention you've noted the similarities between yourself and the Sons of Sparda, which you've read about in your demonic book.

>>40824930
What I meant was, how do we prove it to others.

If I was Duncan I would have reached this conclusion too. Im not arguing that.

>>40824855
>actually talking up being the son of Mundus

You can't play that off as "nah, just saiyan", he's flat out bragging.

jfc Mini.

>>40824943
Well he did turn into a shogoth there for a minute.

>>40824943
Why do we need to prove it? We have a very strong case, we don't need to be 100%.

>>40824953
And? People never brag?

>>40824964
People who brag about who their parents are are retards.

You look back up at her. "You heard me. I've got a pretty strong suspicion that's who my daddy is." She looks you up and down nervously for a second, as if considering it, but then scoffs and turns her head away again once more. "That's impossible. Mundus has been sealed away for over two thousand years. He couldn't have a half-breed son. Beyond that, he despises humans. Why would he ever impregnate one?"

You shrug. "It's just a suspicion, really. But like you said, I'm a freak. Wouldn't it sort of make sense, in a way?" She looks down, and shakes her head. "It's impossible though. Mundus is sealed away. He's waiting to come back to the human world and take it over! He'll kill Dante /and/ you!" She stands up, and angrily marches a few steps away, stomping as she does so. Your coffee table rattles. You lean forward. "Hey, keep it down! We've got other tenants in the building to worry about." She turns back. "I hate you. I hate this place. This is torture." She sighs, and puts her hand to her temple, rubbing it.

>A.Is it really so terrible? So I don't let you slaughter people, so what?
>B.Well, I'm sorry. I don't wanna kill you if you're begging for your life, and I'm not gonna let you kill others.
>C.Too bad. You do what I say, now.
>D.Write-in

>>40824964
>And? People never brag?
When Mini said before that Duncan as a character really didn't give a shit?

No, they don't.

>>40824979
And this.

>>40824989
>C.Too bad. You do what I say, now.
Sucks to be you.

>>40824989
>Well we do have the money to change places. It`s not like there is anyway connecting me to the apartment anyway

>>40824989
>your right we do need a better place to live

>>40824989
>A.Is it really so terrible? So I don't let you slaughter people, so what?

>>40825027
>>40825038
that isn't why she hates it here, guys

>>40824989
>>C.Too bad. You do what I say, now.
>write-in
I got a way out for you if you want it. (It's a bullet to the head)

>>40825038
>your

>triggered

>>40824979
That statement is more retarded than bragging about your parents.

>>40824989
>A

>>40824989
>A.Is it really so terrible? So I don't let you slaughter people, so what?
>>D. Also, I was thinking of moving out of this apartment anyway. Someplace with a mantel...

>>40825046
I know I just want to Ignore it and get a better house

>>40824989
>B

>>40824989
>D. How can I make it better? What exactly do you want?
Then
>A.

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>>40824989
>D.Write-in
Mundus has been sealed away two thousand years ago? Then how come Sparda, who has sacrificed himself to seal away the demon world from ours, has a son going around in the present day?

>>40825046
women.
then,
>B

>>40825048
I'm sorry that your :^) such a fag

>>40825050
No its not. Why would I care who spawned you? That doesn't mean you are anything.

>>40824989
>A.Is it really so terrible? So I don't let you slaughter people, so what?
It's this or I kill you

>>40825046
Then why? This bitch has mood swings cause shes always going from "its not to bad" to "fuck I hate you and this place" every thread.

>>40825085
>your

>triggered

>>40825102
Because she is a demon who kills and tortures people and we aren't letting her do that? Did you forget that or something?

>>40825096
A lot of people do care, even if you don't. That makes it effective, therefore people will do it. You don't seem to realize that not everyone is like you.

>>40825096
Well, in this case it sort of does mean something, in that it would result in Duncan being able to contend with the most powerful beings in the world

>>40825102
She's never said she enjoys being with you. She's had moments where she appreciates and is confused by Duncan's kindness, but don't get it wrong, she hates you for all of the the right reasons. She loves demonkind first and you force her to kill demon kind. If you really want to test what she thinks of you then you guys should just let her run amok and see what happens.

She is not your waifu. She is a lying demon who wants to get away from you, but doesn't do so for fear of what you'll do to her.

>>40825140
When do we mindbreak her with our unholy D into loving waifudom?

>>40825117
My post was more about "why does she keeping freaking out randomly"

She seems to calm down sometimes but then turns into crazt bitch mode at the drop if a hat.

>>40825140
Lets just fucking kill her.

Im serious, this shit is just getting silly. I really wanted to change her but this is enough.

>>40825166
When we see Ted again

>>40825166
Can I just start the internet tough guy threats now?

You people. Swear to fuck.

>>40825166
Never.

>>40825139
But people who care are thick and its not something we should throw around willy nilly because someone might come and fucking wreck us.
>>40825140
Maybe we should wait until we can actually contend with them before we let them know?

>>40825171
>Im serious, this shit is just getting silly. I really wanted to change her but this is enough.

silly would be her changing her worldview and all that in the whole two weeks since we've known her

>>40825171
>expecting her to change after like 4 threads

I said it would not be easy.

Update incoming.

>>40825185
Maybe, I'm not the one who voted to say it.

>>40824989
Why do you hate this me and this place so much?

>>40825171
Dude, people don't change overnight because you want them to. its been like three days tops in game and she is literally a demon.

>>40825197
>>40825199
>>40825214
I know guys, but she is literally sucking the crazy out of these threads and its no longer okay for her to keep doing it.

>>40825197
its been two weeks!?

>>40825231
This is the future we chose anon

>>40825236
Going from Dunwich to Texas takes time

>>40825231
I said we should have killed her before multiple times but since we didn't I wont vote to kill her now just because she had a hissy fit. Got to follow through on your decisions.
>>40825250
How big is fucking america?

>>40825236
maybe 1.5 weeks buts its around there, Pennsylvania to Texas takes a while

>>40825239
No, this is the future waifufags chose.

I just wanted to kill her.

>>40825263
3.806 million sq miles

>>40825263
Yep, i feel like it is IC for Duncan to stay by his desision.Yea it may be crappy,but he`s going through with it

>>40825263
>How big is fucking america?
the state of Taxes is bigger then France and Germany

>>40825263
She doesnt give it a rest. Thats why I want to kill her. The ride never ends.

Your tearing me apart Katja!

>>40825271
Forgive me for I have sinned.

>>40825263
>How big is fucking america?
the trip we did was roughly 2420.45338 KM, one way, give or take

>>40825295
>>40825263
>How big is fucking america?

There is a country in Europe that takes roughly two hours to drive from its southern to northern edges.

You can spend twice as long just driving to the beach in California.

>>40825043
>>40825052
>>40825057
>>40825070
>>40825078
You stand up, setting your drink down, and walking over to her. "What can I do to make this easier for you? What is it that you want, exactly?" She turns, growling in anger. "I want you to let me go, bastard. I'm tired of this sick game that you're playing with me! Why is it that you think I'll change? That I'll just betray my brothers, as you have!?"

You step back and rub your head, sighing in frustration before looking back. "Is it really so terrible? So I don't let you slaughter people, so what?" She's seething, fists clenched at her sides. "How about I put this in perspective for you. Imagine if an all powerful demon came to your home town, killed everyone you knew and cared for, whisked you away, and forced you to kill humans!" You look at her for a few long moments, thinking on that.

>A. Demons aren't like humans. They cause suffering everywhere they go. They deserve to die!
>B. Maybe you're right. Maybe I should just kill you and save you from this.
>C. I hadn't thought of it like that. I'm sorry, but I still can't let you do what you want to people. So I can't let you go, because I can't trust you.
>D. Write-in

>>40825288
Or 9.857 million km2 for people who use real measurements

>>40825332
>C

>>40825332
>C. I hadn't thought of it like that. I'm sorry, but I still can't let you do what you want to people. So I can't let you go, because I can't trust you.

>>40825332
>D. We have been over this, you begged for me to spare you.
>C.

>>40825332
>B. Maybe you're right. Maybe I should just kill you and save you from this.
It's this or death baby

>>40825332
>D
>"You're a demon! Why do you give a shit about killing other demons?"

>>40825295
>>40825313
>>40825330
>>40825333
Jesus. I can go from one end of my country to the other in less than a day.

>>40825332
>D. Write-in
this is the fruit of what you wrought, you begged for mercy this is the result of that wether you like it or not

>>40825376
HA! Murica truly is the best nation in the world.

>>40825332
>>C. I hadn't thought of it like that. I'm sorry, but I still can't let you do what you want to people. So I can't let you go, because I can't trust you.
>>D. But you were the one who begged for your life.

>>40825332
>D. Write-in
Should of thought about that before you begged not to die. Your old man went out like a proper demon would.

>>40825332
>D. Write-in
How bout this the humans were hunting demons for sport while the demons did nothing wrong and minded there own business and hurt no one.

>>40825332
> That`s actually... an accurate analogy.Huh. Look, i can`t tell you what to feel. But you`re working with me now,and that`s that.
Consider suicide if you`re so desperate.

>>40825390
Its certainly the widest.

>>40825332
>D. Why do you care about killing demons? They would have done worse to you if they beat us. Demons arent like your family, they dont care about each other, not like you do.

>>40825376
That`s real neato,man.

>>40825401
Hah, rekt.

But she'll only continue to bitch about it.

>>40825422
She is also a demon friend.

>>40825332
I'm getting "Even a devil may cry when..." vibes from this.

>>40825421
Are you SURE about that,man?

>>40825401
nice

>>40825428
In fairness we did kill her entire family.
>>40825454
It was a thinly veiled fat joke

>>40825332
>D. What I am trying to do is prove that demons don't have to kill and cause suffering everywhere. Or you think of it as taoism or buddhisim, the more good your heart is, the more bad your ass is.

>>40825454
Oh fuck,now i feel dumb.

>>40825454
Russia NIGGA!

>>40825472
Man don't write dialog. you're kinda bad at it

>>40825332
>D. The difference is that most of those people don't go running around eating "helpless" demons.

Has Katja even killed any demons? I thought the only ones she helped us fight were these Human bikers.

I guess they had goat demons but its not like shes being commitng genocide against her own kind.

>>40825469
>In fairness we did kill her entire family.

She killed that old dudes fucking dog.

And her family started it.

And her family were a bunch of furries.

>>40825503
She was killing a fair number of demons all right.
>>40825513
I agree with you but its easy to see why she is salty.

>>40825503
She killed a lot of demons then, but she's mostly concerned about being made to do it again in the future

voting closed tho, update incoming

You relax your position slightly, inhaling and exhaling slowly. Those were some heavy words. But even still, it doesn't put her in the right. Not by a long shot. Not even close, Katja. "I hadn't thought of it like that. I'm sorry, but I still can't let you do what you want to people. So I can't let you go, because I don't trust you." She scoffs, trying to step away from you. You reach out and grab her shoulder, spinning her around to face you. She scowls furiously, but you keep a neutral face as you go on. You're not here to hurt her. You're here to talk about the facts. "You begged for your life. You asked me to spare you, and I gave you the conditions. This is the result of the seeds that you've sewn."

She pushes your arm off, and you let it go limp. Really, you could have held onto her with little effort, but you're actually making an effort not to antagonize her more than she already is. You stare her down as she marches over to the fridge and grabs a beer, and in your mind, you feel the tearing conflict of the situation. She was a sadistic murderer, but at the same time, you spared her for her promise to change. Is she just having a difficult time adjusting? It was extremely abrupt. You did kill her entire family. But that doesn't excuse her in the slightest. Who could have guessed that Devil Hunting would be such a moral struggle?

You look on.

It would be easy to just put a bullet in the back of her heard, as she takes a long drink. But it should be her choice. If she's suffering so much, you should give her an out. The only out she deserves. You won't let your sympathies be played.

"You know, your dad didn't beg for mercy. He died like a demon should. Are you really so scared of death that you'd torture yourself like this over it?"

She drops her drink, and turns to you. Her face is turning red quickly, and tears well up at the corners. Her knuckles go white as she clenches them, and growls at you. "Don't talk about my family, you bastard."

Cont.

>>40825734
I like were this is going

>>40825734
You walk forward. "He accepted death. He knew that's how it went for your kind. You can't have both, Katja. It might seem unfair, but the fact is, you're wrong!" You walk around the counter, and feel yourself growing furious as you yell. "Humans don't go out, killing helpless demons! If there was ever a demon that was kind, I would leave him alone! You monsters killed for sport! You tortured for fun! You thought it was hilarious to drive that man insane!" You reach out and grab her, picking her up and thrusting her against the refrigerator, shaking it. "I heard you laugh! You laughed at it! All the suffering you've caused, and you act like the world's done you an injustice when it's doubled back and smacked you in the ass!?"

You spin, and toss her down, throwing her against the floor until she slides and hits the counter. "You're wrong! You're dead fucking wrong! This is mercy! Your family earned what happened to them, and the fact that I haven't killed you.." You take a step back, rubbing your face before turning it back and throwing it towards her in a gesture. "That's injustice! That's wrong! You don't deserve sympathy, and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you can stop suffering!"

She's crying fiercely now, a ball on the floor.

What do you do?

>A. Console her.
>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.
>C. Tell her to get up.
>D. Write-in

>>40825842
>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.
Disregard bitches, acquire contracts.

>>40825842
>>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.

Oh, maybe there are new jobs! Maybe some dude wants to hook us up with fancy things. Always some crazy shop keep somewhere.

>>40825842
>>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.

some time you dont console someone after giving them a verbal beatdown strong enough to make them cry

>>40825842
>>C. Tell her to get up.
>>D. Write-in
Ask her what she wants to do once she's done crying

>>40825842
>>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.
Reality check bitch

>>40825842
>C. Tell her to get up.
> "So now,you can be miserable about it and drown yourself in self-pity, or you can stand up and let go. What`s done is done, I can`t revert time."

>>40825842
>>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.

>>40825842
>A. Console her.

>>40825842
>D. Write-in
go read the book

>>40825842
Jesus Duncan went DMC1 Dante on her ass.

>>40825842
>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.
get around to looking for a new place. not like we're lacking cash

>>40825943
Seeing as she's probably going to pop up to either yell at us, apologize, just stare at us, or try to kill us.

No.

>>40825842
>B
Then
>A

>>40825975
maybe you should think about throwing that money to the reconstruction of Ted's house for his remaining family members

>>40825998
Maybe you should get trips next time.

Bitch

That's actually bretty gud.

>>40825998
Ok I guess you have plans for this apartment then?

>>40825974
I wonder if we'll get an equivalent to Trish's "death" scene.

>>40825998
im cool with that

>>40826011
It's just really not a top concern right now. If people want to do that we can do it some other time, I don't want to put a bunch of posts dedicated to picking out a house and moving and getting settled in when there are plans for other stuff already in motion in general

not that you guys can't ever move, but if it's a good time, I'll give you that option.

>>40826035
kool

>>40826013
Probably not. Trish was a construct made to mess with dante while our demon is natural and unrepentant.

>>40826035
Aight cool.
It`s just giving us loads of money to spend on weapons/other stuff and not actually giving us opportunity to is somewhat counter-intuitive.
>just make us broke as hell again and we good

>>40826067
I agree with this anon.

Lets spend this shit already.

>>40826067
We bought a sick jacket and tons of food.

>>40825842
>>B. Go into your room, and check your laptop.
Listen for the sound of her leaving. Not about to let her go take actions that only we will live to regret.

>>40826087
And we still have tons of money

We haven't heard from Robbie in a while, maybe we should see how he's holding up. Ted's death really did a number on him, even if he didn't show it

>>40826066
Well, who knows. She might change. Not all demons are complete assholes.

>>40825842
>A

>>40826109
Name two.

Because you can only name one, Sparda, and at first, he was a dick, anyway.

>>40825879
>>40825892
>>40825907
>>40825925
>>40825938
>>40825975
You take your beer and walk away, heading into your room and taking a seat on the bedside. You pull out the laptop and head to your website, and start to look it over. You have a lot of damn messages. Most of them seem to be from people calling you a homo or a delusional loser, but every now and then there's a thank you among the sea. This warms your heart a bit, and relieves the heaviness of the day. It's mostly people from the town of the Banshee.

While looking through your messages, you see two requests for a job. One is from the military, and it'd just arrived today. Apparently they want to take you to some island community of pagans, where a disaster has happened. The details of it aren't exactly clear, but you're sure that's for classification purposes. They mention that they'll fly you and Katja to there for free. The other job is from a group called the Devil Hunters, which intrigues you. They claim to be a group of paranormal investigators (what?) who are based in New Jersey, and they need outside help on a particularly difficult Devil that they can't pin down. Which of these jobs do you want to reply to? (Picks how next thread starts)

You can hear Katja quietly sobbing.

>A. Military Job
>B. Devil Hunter Assistance Job

>>40826222
>B. That devil hunter job seems fun

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>>40826006
hey faggot, here's your trips

>>40826222

>>40826222
>A. Military Job
fuck that Scooby-Doo bullshit

>>40826222
>A
They aren't demons and Katja seems like she needs a bit of time to cool down.

>>40826222
>A. Military Job

>>40826109
All but what? Three of them in the entire series have been. Maybe not agni and rudra but thats a big maybe.
>>40826099
Good. We should wait until we have something good to spend it on.

>>40826222
>>B. Devil Hunter Assistance Job
Seems fun

>>40826222
>>A. Military Job

>>40826210
Well, Agni and Rudra. They were rather personable.
Cerberus wasn't too bad after getting his ass beat.
Nevan, I think, though that may be pushing it.

>>40826222
>>B. Devil Hunter Assistance Job

why hello Winchesters

>>40826287
Cerberus was also pretty neutral. He just guarded the entrance.

>>40826250
>implying they wont summon demons

>>40826222
>>A. Military Job
Also once you go back where Katja is, tell her to get over it. Devils never Cry.

>>40826222
>B. Devil Hunter Assistance Job

>>40826222
>B., assistance

I don't want to go into a warzone again just yet

>>40826222
>A
Jersey devil sounds fun but being flown out to a isolated island in an expensive jet by the military sounds to cool to turn down.

>>40826323
Nevan was a god damn vampire. You dont get sealed up by sparda for not being an asshole.
>>40826327
Also pretty sure I remember him thinking humans were shit and having no problem eating them.

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>>40826247
Bravo.

Still a Bitch, doh.

>>40826287
Sparda
Trish
Virgil
Lady
Dante
Lucia

All of those characters had some sort of redemption in their story arc. Even Dante had to learn to care for Humans in DMC3.

>>40826350
They never said we got first class.

They might fly us over in a box dangling from beneath a chopper.

Maybe we'll sit in the back of a bigass cargo plane and have to jump out.

Actually, both of those allow for awesome entrances.

>>40826432
Listen to yourself anon.

You don't sound cuhrazhee enough for this thread.

I think you need to leave sir.

>>40826432
>inb4 we dropkick some punk when we jump fro the jet

>>40826222
>A. Military Job
if only because they pay great

>>40826362
For Cerberus, it was all a question of strength. He never outright stated wanting to eat humans, he just seeks to prevent mortals from entering Temen-ni-gru.
Hell, he even gives Dante a warning to leave. That's a lot more leeway the average demon would give to the average human, I'm sure.
Agni and Rudra never made to attack Dante until he told them that he wanted through their door.

>>40826466
Sir, you misunderstand, the military does not provide CUHRAYZEE!

They will give us a ride. We must provide the curahzee.

We will RIDE the plane over, with an electric guitar wired to our punch knives and fireworks AND BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!

>>40826390
Virgil didnt get redeemed for shit he was the final boss. He had no remorse for summoning a giant demon tower.
lady is a human and still a crazy asshole
Dante was never bad in the first place.
So that leaves three demons.

we should probably ask the scoobydoo party to hold off for a while, we'll be airdropped to their house within one or two business weeks

>>40826248
>>40826250
>>40826279
>>40826312
>>40826333
>>40826350
You reply to the military job, deciding that it sounded more interesting at the moment. You relax for a few moments listening to music as you await a response, which sure enough is returned soon. They tell you that your flight is in two days, early in the morning. You sort of wonder if it's Suit who's personally messaging you, but you put this thought away as you realize the lack of a 'dad' vibe from them.

You stand up and walk into the main room, slowly. Katja's sobbing continues as you approach, and when you enter, she's sitting up against the wall with red, puffy eyes. She glances in your direction, briefly, before looking back towards the ground when you enter. What do you do?

>A. Step outside and call Robbie.
>B. Talk to Katja.
>C. Get another beer and watch some television.
>D. Write-in

>>40826534
>>B. Talk to Katja.
I want to talk to Robbie but we need to talk to her

>>40826534
>>A. Step outside and call Robbie.
We need to see if he is doing okay, now.

>>40826534
>A. Step outside and call Robbie.Ask about Ted`s parents

>>40826534
>B
Console time

>>40826534
>>A. Step outside and call Robbie.
>>B. Talk to Katja.
"I gotta make a call then we are gonna talk"

>>40826534
>B. Talk to Katja.

>>40826534
>>B. Talk to Katja.
It needs to happen at this point

>>40826491
he clearly doesn't have a high opinion of humans. Calls them unworthy and calls dante a worm. Plus sparda wouldn't have sealed him there for nothing.

>>40826534
>>A. Step outside and call Robbie.
Give her some space.

>>40826534
>B. Talk to Katja.

>>40826534
>>B. Talk to Katja.
We have to talk to her

>>40826534
>B. Talk to Katja.
gotta make sure our partner dosn't stab us in the back or turn evil.

>>40826534
>>B. Talk to Katja.
We have to at this point
And remember, the cheesier, the better

>>40826617
>Turn evil
Good joke friend she is already evil

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>>40826617
>or turn evil

I have some bad news for you anon

>>40826642
Why don't we just turn evil? It would make daddy so proud.

>>40826642
turn even more evil"
I fixed it myself
Capcha dentures aren't salad

>>40826679
Fuck him.

Fucking no one likes him.

Fuck you for saying that.

Fuck!

>>40826679
cause fuck him
Duncan likes humanity and the world as it is.

>>40826679
Why would we? Dad was a huge dick who was never around and would most likely hate us for being half human.

>>40826594
>You are not human, are you?
>Who knows? I'm not even sure myself.
>Regardless, you have proven your strength. Take my soul and go forth. You have my blessing.
Whether or not his opponent was human, he seemed willing to assist him since Dante proved himself worthy in his eyes.
As for the worm part, Dante did start smack-talking, calling him a talking mutt and all that.

>>40826788
That only happened after he got beaten half to death and Cerberus initiated the smack talk.

>>40826534
>B
Then
>D. Spend some Fucking money!

Also captcha was of pizza

>>40826830
I don't think the him getting beaten half to death really invalidates the part where it didn't matter to him whether or not Dante was human.
But at this point, I'm pushing it.

You step over in front of Katja, and kneel down. You fold your hands in front of her and she looks up at you, frowning. "What?" She spits out. You think for a few moments on what to say. "I realize I'm probably the worst person in the world to you, right?" She slowly nods, watching you carefully as if she was suspicious of what you were saying. You chuckle. "I'm not really sure where I was going with that. Look, if I can forgive you for being the terrible sadist that you are, don't you think you could get past me being a traitorous half-breed dick?"

She shakes her head back and forth slowly. "Mmnmm. No. I can't." You sigh, and grab her arms, pulling her up to her feet. She staring you down, though more in apparent confusion than anything else. "You know, why are you so nice to me? Even after everything you just said, and everything I've done, you're still just so nice to me. It doesn't make any sense. Except for the whole throwing me thing.." She rubs her back.

You shrug. "Who knows? Maybe I'm just twisted in the head." She chuckles, wiping at the corners of her eyes. "I was hoping for an answer that was a little less obvious." You smile, and take a swig of your drink. "Even though you were all a bunch of murderous fucks, you cared for your family, didn't you?"

She nods.

You take another drink. "Well, maybe you could come to care about humans too, then. I never thought Devils would be the type to cry over a loved one, or hell, to even have loved ones." She rubs her arm, stepping past you and plopping down on the couch, curling her legs up and resting her head on it before responding weakly. "Yeah. Me too. I've never done that before."

You smile. "Well, hopefully it's the first of many displays of kindness. Maybe next time you can love someone who's a bit less of an insane monster, huh?" She scoffs. "I don't know anyone like that." You saunter over, and take a seat on the couch, watching the television in peace.

---

That's all for tonight. Cont.

>>40826939
You'll be able to talk to Robbie next thread, which is Saturday or Sunday at 7 as usual. Sorry if anyone was expecting combat or cuhrayzee this thread, but it was a bit of a break from things.

There'll be a day for shopping and social shit before the flight, so we can do those things then. As always I'll be sticking around for questions. Hope you had fun.

>>40826975
cool thanks for running

>>40826975
thx 4 runin budi gud thred

>>40826975
Requesting you do the quest on sunday if possible.

Thanks for running

>>40826975
thanks for running

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>>40826939
This just kills my crazy boner.

I can't even muster up enough effort to properly spell it.

>>40826975
didn't you say you would have a twitter up or something

So when are we getting a real babe?

White haired half demon girl would be nice.

>>40827044
I'm still not convinced that Katja is sucking the crazy from these threads to grow more powerful.

>>40827061
Never ever.

>>40827021
Sure, sunday it is, if nothing comes up. If something does it'll be Monday.

>>40827044
Don't worry anon, only a small part of the thread will be for that. Then it's off to pagan cunt island.

>>40827047
uh
fuck
I did say that. I forgot. Sorry everyone. Soon, I promise.

>>40827061
there are a few waifu options in quest, but none of them will be obvious

expect plenty of false leads

>>40827085
I'm sure this investment will pay off in the form of increased future cuhrayzee. Can't give up on the dream of riding a giant wolf demon into battle.

How often will we be able to have social threads?

It's all well and good to kill things but taking a break every once in a while leads to some interesting results.

No captcha a starfish is not slad.

>>40827085
I just find it a chore. The waifushit is too real. It'll bog things down, and, as a character I do not like her, I feel like we -should- have killed her, but a buncha whiteknights and waifufags decided "Nope, dis muh gurl nao".

It shouldn't have even been a question of killing her, but it was.

And now instead of going out and doing awesome shit, we have to deal with her bullshit.

I wouldn't mind but her stupid shit comes up all the fucking time.

>>40827116
You are pretty truthful to the lore and you wrote lady well.

Is Lady and Dante fugging in this world?

My head canon says yes.

>>40827144
mostly inbetween series of missions/arcs/whenever I feel it's time for a break. So, every now and then.

>>40827168
thanks, anon

yes I ship Lady x Dante, but it won't ever be obvious or even really noted in quest

>>40827197
Thank you for running.

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>>40827197
>Shipping

>>40827215
does shipping mean something different than what I think it does?

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>>40827250
>being someone who ships

>>40827279
zutara rules

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>>40827313
>Being a shipper

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>>40827215
>>40827279
>>40827341

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>>40827353
>Being one who engages in the act of shipping
Im starting to run out of disapproving gifs.

>>40827422
I ship Dante x Trish.

Because incest.

>>40827116
I'd appreciate it if you got one dude. I just picked up DMC4 and zoned out missed the whole damn thread.

>>40829046
Why would you appreciate him getting a dude?

>>40829383
I meant I'd appreciate him getting a twitter. I was referring to him as dude.

>>40829406
So, what you mean to say is "I'd appreciate it if you got one, dude."?

Man, who knew commas were so useful?

>justgrammarnazithings.jpg

I'm assuming the daggers names are Gregory?

>>40831018
In voting for "Lightning Fag Blades"

>>40831416
Double faggot?
Twin fags?

>>40824964
Bragging like this is like bragging about a rich dad.

>>40833887
People do brag about their rich dads, first of all.

Second, it's not quite like it, since they power we inherited is part of us, and is tied directly to our capabilities. Sure we didn't do anything to earn it, but it's still a part of who we are, and the reason why we're so strong.

>>40835663
>tfw Mini said Duncan didn't care about who his father was beyond "this is my dad, so that's a thing" but people are playing it up as Duncan being proud of his heritage

Niggas pls.

>>40838484
No, I'm saying Katja was wondering why we were such a freak, and this is how we told her. Even if Duncan doesn't care, Katja does, and despite you having a say in his actions Duncan is smart enough to realize that.

>>40838682
>implying I'm stupid

Pls.

I have no problem with Duncan saying who his father is, but with how the anons act, they seem to think Duncan loves daddy-dearest like he was an actual father to them.

I have a problem with them, and you defending them does nothing for my opinion of you.

>>40838770
>they seem to think Duncan loves daddy-dearest like he was an actual father to them.
lol what? you making ridiculous claims like this doesn't do much for my opinion of you either. If you're referring to >>40826679
it was pretty obviously a joke.

>>40838826
No, people will not shut up about Mudnus, if an applicable answer is to say "Yo, my dad was a bad dude, maybe you heard of him" sure, fucking go for it, but they seem to want to spout it for no reason at unprompted times, and at other times when it serves no purpose.

It'll just get worse, just wait.

>>40838886
You realize it was never mentioned once, and that people were probably just looking to throw it out there at least once? Seriously, it got said once. You're having a heart attack over nothing.

>>40838886
Now, you say this, but we were prompted. Prompts extend beyond the question of "Who was your dad?" Katja wondered why we were so powerful, the answer was we're Mundus' son. You seem to think that because we answered her question we'll be including it as part of our introduction in the future, and honestly to me it just looks like you're salty because you voted against it and it happened anyway.

>>40839161
If you think I meant this thread alone, you are sorely mistaken.

Additionally, the way you throw insults, and blow my reactions out of proportion does nothing for your case.

Buh-bye now.