>>40865904
“It'll summon a monster, that whenever it makes a noise, people who hear it will start dancing and can't stop!”

And that is how she summoned Cletus the one man Donkey Band.

Even after the party, she would continuously re summon Cletus, eventually making it her familiar, who started to level with her, finding new and creative ways to force people to dance, sing, and in some cases preform plays.

Then one day she comes home after doing some project at the school library and she had discovered that you can just buy Donkeys.

feel like telling you of Kat's DnD characters.

For starters her Barbarian. She had decided to make her Barbarian the daughter of Thog, specifically of Thog and a Bear.

When I asked her to explain the circumstances around this the story went thusly.

One Morning Thog woke up because there was screaming in his tent, and he finds off to the side a baby in a pile of furs and a huge black bear sleeping next to him. So Thog decides it's in his best interest to pack up and leave camp. In his next camp he awakens to giggling and tearing sounds. And he sees once again the baby in a pile of furs and the Bear feeding her Salmon, but this time when ever Thog would try to get near the tent flaps the Bear would growl, so Thog waited until the bear fell asleep before escaping once again.

But once again Thog awoke to strange noises inside his tent, and again the bear would growl if he so much got within arms length of the tent flap. but this time when Thog tried to sneak out after the bear fell asleep, he found an entire clan of bears outside that stared at him. He decide then it might be best to stay.

And that is how Thog Began to raise his little Bearbarian daughter.

But Kait the Berserker was strange even for Barbarians, because really what barbarians catches live Salmon with their mouths?

Kat's Favorite character however, was her Bard Katlyn the Dashing, Daughter of Xander, world renowned Musical Hero. This is a character whose story evolves everytime she tells me about it.

Katlyn started life in a strange situation, her Mother a baker with a simple Life and her father, famous but not globe tropping yet. Always a talented musician since birth, she however always missed her father when he would leave, the young girl never really understanding why he left.

Untill the day trolls attacked her village, people screaming, her mother desperately trying to hide her, she was scared and wished for nothing more then for her father to come help her. And her wish came true.

Riding on the back of a noble white steed, singing songs of battle, brandishing his magical sword, her father had come to save the village.

That was the day Katlyn learned why her father was gone so often, and they day she decided she wanted nothing more then to be like him. After that day she trained and trained, learning to play the instruments her father had left in the house, practicing sword play with the town guards and learning to ride from the local ranchers.

And on the day she left for her adventure, the day she became an adult her mother had asked her to stay a little longer, at least until her father had come back from his most recent adventure. But she would not stating.

"The next time I see my father will be the day I challenge him to a duel and win, not as his daughter but as a bard."

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The actual Bard Father?

>>40866130
I am a father of a Girl named Kat and am a bard by her standards so yes.

Onwards to stories!

So my daughter is 7 at this point, is still infatuated with bards and reading Fantasy books on her own. However most of the Fantasy books she finds with bards are the kinda shitty DnD ones. So some of her more recent ideas of how a bard should act were apparently coming from those.

One day I get a call out of the Blue from my Daughter's teacher. How Katlyn was such a sweetheart that day and have even played her a song.

If she wasn't up to something I was gonna eat my fucking hat

It seems at the time she had failed a math test she had in class, and was hesitant to show me or her mother. Her plan was to talk to her teacher and convince her let her to retake the test, hopefully with me or my wife finding out.

However, she couldn't afford for her to say no, so this needed to be fool proof. And bards are the best at getting along with women, so she knew what she had to do.

The plan seemed to be Music, Flattery and Gifts and I am not sure if I have done right or wrong at parenting at this point.

So she brought some chocolate with her lunch and snack and shared it with her teacher, she complimented her looks, like her hair and clothes and shoes through the day little by little and during recess she played her a song on her recorder instead of playing.

Her teacher told me all of this over the phone, and then moved on to the main reason she called. That next day Kat would be staying at school late to make up her Math test since she asked so nicely.

So her plan worked sorta?

One day I go to awaken my progeny and find Kat alseep at the foot of her brothers bed, blanket cape around her shoulders and a Helmet on her head. At the closet door there was a very ineffectual wire trap, along the floor around the bed were several sheets of paper with random geometric shapes I later learned were magical traps that cast fire ball, and on the wall written in marker was simply "Explosive Rune" and worst of all I could not honestly say to myself any of this was a surprise.

It appears that, that night my son had a nightmare, and had gone to his big sister for comfort. And Kat decided to help him the way a hero would. First she began with donning her Kightly apparel, then she laid the traps for the ghouls that may come out of the closet, then she had the Wizards apprentice trace out the magical runes on the floor and walls. As the apprentice laid his head to go to sleep once more, Katlyn the Brave keep a vigil through the dark. Thought to seems a nightswatch was still too much for a 7 year old girl and she soon fell asleep too.

Her Mother was not happy about the walls.

More! For the love of god. I just read the suptg archived threads not too long ago. I assumed you had long since departed

I was just thinking about you and your daughter! Hah. Put a right smile on my face, this thread did.

>>40866235
>on the wall written in marker was simply "Explosive Rune"
I'm fucking dying.

I shall now tell you about courtly love and Kat's first crush. As it seems, a young lad had caught Kat's attention, and she was unsure of how to proceed. So she did what she always did when she didn't know what to do. She asked me what Knights and Heros would do. Now she didn't mention to me what she had planned, and she often comes to me with random questions and inquiries so I had paid it no mind, I just told her, that knights and the like would court their affection, with poems and songs and displays of virtue and other such chivalrous things. The thing is the only poet she knew was Shakespeare. So she asks her mother what Shakespeare poems where about love, and said it was for a school thing, which I guess was technically true.

And this is how, my daughter during recess, ended up getting down on one knee and quoting Shakespeare to little Kevin.

>>40867753
Oh. Oh gods.

My sides

My sides are keeping the ISS company. Don't stop, I'm reading.

Well those were the stories I had prewritten anyway, now I am off to disappear for another 3 years, or for like an hour or two, it'll be one or the other

>>40867943
>another 3 years, or for like an hour or two, it'll be one or the other
It's been a pleasure, sir. I'll never have kids, but if I do you'll be a role model.

>>40867943
You left us with so many cliffhangers! Did she ace the math test despite her late night vigil? Did she win his heart? I must know!

Hnnnnngh, so genki and adorable.

Keep them comong OP

My daughter has informed me that games cannot be played when homework must be done so more stories for you all, just non that are prewritten

Kat's Solo Game.

I had decided to run her through a game one on one, so that she could have more control over the story than when we played with everyone and so that we could play more frequently. She had decided to start as a squire and wanted to roll for stats like she read in one of the rule books. She rolled in order 18 12 15 18 9 18 So started the adventure of Kathrine, the super squire who is stronger, smarter and prettier than she had any fucking right to be.

It all started off with Kathrine leave the city of her birth for adventure, she picks up the first stick she see's throws it into the air to decide what direction she should go and rolls 2d4 top decided annnnnd, it points southwest, right back at the city gates. So Kathrine returns to the city wondering if she forgot something.

And thus the first session went from Heroic Adventure to Squire P.I. Capital city edition.

Upon returning through the Gates, nodding at a very confused guardsman, Kat noticed something odd, a group of scraggly children hanging around the back of a bakery, when another child burst from the front followed by the Baker and a lot of yelling. After the Baker left the rest of the children rushed in and started stealing bread.

So what does Kathrine do? Obviously she begins to Lecture the Children on morals. But the Children wanted to hear non of this and tried to run, but Kat reacts first, jumping to the doorway and blocking their escape! And then continues her Lecture. When I asked what she had planned she said simply.

“I'm doing what you do when we misbehave, you talk a lot.”

>>40868468
Ignore that extra 9 there

>>40868503

>“I'm doing what you do when we misbehave, you talk a lot.”

Top kek

So after a long, long, long lecture, some guardsmen finally arrive at the scene, the first child had gotten away, and the rest of the children where reprimanded once again and sent back to the orphanage they had come from, Kat, wonder why the orphans were reduced to theft followed them to see what was happening.

At the Orphanage was a young but haggard women, who merely sighed when the children came back by guard escort. When Kat inquired as to the state of the orphanage the woman insisted nothing was wrong! But no one tell a lie that the super Squire could not spot and eventually got the truth out of the Lady

>>40868001
She passed and no Kevin liked Brenda

>>40868503
>“I'm doing what you do when we misbehave, you talk a lot.”
Have you ever considered getting somebody to illustrate your stories of gaming with your daughter and making millions and millions of dollars?

As it seems recently a gang of thugs had been harassing and extorting the orphanage, taking the money the city provided for them selves, leaving the orphans hungry and desperate, they had threaten the lady and her family to keep quite. And thus Squire P.I. Had found her first quest! For all that is good and for the Orphans she would bring the Thugs to Justice!

Kat Began by asking the Lady how and when the Thugs came to take the Money, how many came, and if she noticed anything about them that stuck out. Roughly once a week, 3 thugs would come and take the money left by the city, one of the thug, a half-ling is always there and he has a tattoo of a bullseye on his neck. So Kathrine decided she would wait for the Thugs to come next week and tail them as they left, to find their hideout and all of their companions

>>40868654
I don't know how to even begin doing that anon

>>40868882
>I don't know how to even begin doing that anon
You'd need to talk to a comic artist for how to best turn what you have into a script, but you'd need an artist anyhow to draw it. And self publishing is easy these days.

Her plan went off without a hitch much to my disappointment, and she found their lair in a abandon warehouse, where there were nearly a hundred men, several among them sporting the bullseye tattoo.
She eased-drop awhile before planning her next move. She learned several things. 1) other groups of thugs went out to other orphanages and did the same, 2) they were working for a man outside the city and 3) they met up like this once a week after taking the money.

It wasn't just a group of thugs, it was an entire crime rig to rob Orphans, and this could not stand.

Kathrine however, realized she couldn't do this alone, she needed the city watches help and she needed it soon. So she goes to find the Captain of the Watch and get help. However once there, she didn't find what she had hoped for. The Captain didn't believe her tale, calling it crazy and asked her to leave.

As she was leaving and thinking up a new plan, one of the ranking guardsmen called out to her offering help.

“I can't sit around with Orphans being robbed after all.”

So Kathrine and the Man called Vimes begun to plan. If they could capture of them men and bring them back as proof, it'd be easy to get the watch on board, so they made plans to be at the warehouse early next week and catch the first to arrive.

>>40869083
This Plan fumbled a bit as Kat tried to be stealthy while her Companion merely order the man to freeze as he was under arrest. But after a quick struggle they had captured him, but now they had a problem! The next group of thugs could be heard talking outside, probably about to enter! How would they escape? Would the guards help them if they did get away? Find out after the next time I have a session!

>>40869083
>Man called Vimes
Godspeed.

heh, this is cute

>>40869219
My Daughter has only just started reading a color of Magic, so soon she shall understand the joke and either love it or fear for her character

>>40869328
Not starting her with equal rites?

>>40866235
Ah, the Voltaire school of Boogin removal...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTyiddyIe9k

This can't be real. Youre spitballing a tv pilot or something, right?

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>>40865904
This is all too awesome.

>>40869036
If this were put into a captain underpants style comic book I can see this selling like crazy

Please archive this, someone.

>>40870683
...That's not how you spell Ax Cop...

>>40868633
>and no Kevin liked Brenda

Clearly she is an evil temptress beguiling him with foul mind-bending magicks. She must sally forth and defeat that vile wench in the name of true love!

>>40868468
So that'd be, using the standard layout...

STR: 18
DEX: 12
CON: 15
INT: 18
WIS: 9
CHA: 18

>sounds about right

>>40865904
>she had discovered that you can just buy Donkeys.

I remember when I first learned about the power of money without being able to visualize the consequences.

>Wait, you can just BUY these things? Why don't we buy ALL the things?

>>40871483
We had a project in fourth grade to put together a dream house or something. That was the day I learned people just sell two headed turtles online.

>>40871844
Today was the day I learned that people just sell two headed turtles online.