>>41035653
>>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

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>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

Currently being in Europe, this is Bentus!

>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?

First!

>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

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>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035653
>>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?

Putting Hate in charage wouldn't end well. Remember people, this will affect Naka.

>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL
Belated Happy Eagle day to you amerikaner. Hope you had a jolly-good time.

>>41035653
>>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

Harder may or may not deserve to get good advice.

However Naka deserves to get a decent date. That means Harder should get some solid advice.

>>41035653
>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?

>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035720
HOLY CRAP


WHEN WAS THIS???

>>41035653
>>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?

>>41035736
good luck telling that to all the people thinking putting Hate in charge would end well for the date.

Way to repay Naka's helpfulness

>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035721
>>41035736
What, you think Hate is incapable of giving decent girl advice?

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>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

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>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035766
That is exactly what we are saying.

>>41035759
It's like you don't trust Hate to have a soft side.
Beneath the gruff exterior is a man with a heart, yaknow.

>>41035653
>>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?
>>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035653
>>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035653
>>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

If the corgi hording grunt can woo an American Battle Wagon FULL SPEED AHEAD!

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035766

Yes.

Pretty conclusively.

Hate is not only a marine, Hate is approaching dangerously close to being THE Marine.

>>41035794

You go on and keep fuckin thinkin that.

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>>41035794
When hate denies his softer side we can just bring up the Corgi he was petting

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035766
He's a Marine.

>>41035766
Either he fucks up and we laugh at him for fucking up, OR he succeeds and we prove once again that flag rank is all about making the best use of our tools, Marine Corporals included.

He ain't gonna win that one.

>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035653
>>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL
>>41035720
IT BEGINS

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035766

I think the temptation to troll Harder continually and get the details afterwards will overwelm any sort of soft side he may have.

>>41035830
What, you're saying we've lost your soul to Rory the Reaper already, corporal?

I think not.

>>41035832
CoughcoughIowacoughcough

>>41035787
Changing vote to this
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035653
>>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41035720
Inception

>>41035720

SIDES HAVE COMPLETED TLI INJECTION

>>41035751
>>41035848
BBQ wasn't in the cards yesterday, so figured I'd hit up the museum instead
http://imgur.com/a/sN1gY/all

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

I don't doubt knowing women but Naka is a girl seemingly mid teens.

>>41035860
That too.

>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?

Because I want to be here and see it.
...Also, I'm hoping Naka and Harder will end up together.

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

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>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

Last I remember, we were gearing up to send out a carrier group with Harder and some Jap subs as support yeah? Maybe letting Harder know he's Got Shit To Do pretty fucking soon will help get his head in the game.

>>41035720
>mfw

>>41035653
>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?

>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL
>>41035720
You! You are so awesome anon!

>>41035896
Is it bad that I was actively searching for a girl in an old-timey uniform among your pics?

Also we need others to take pics of ships with KCQ art.

So, uh, am I the only one who, rather than assuming any one option is the "obvious troll option", instead thinks they're all kinda trollish? This is Settle snarking back at Hate after all.

>>41035653
>>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035926
Yeah and then Harder came in revealing getting roped into date. And if I remember right, the date's tonight while the OP is tomorrow.

>>41035653
>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

This is the best time to tell Harder he has an operation.

>>41035864

who the fuck is that and why the fuck should I care.

>>41035653
>>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41035787
REMOVE TAOIST
BUDDHIST STRONK

>>41035977
Aww come on corporal, you've heard of the JSDF fanwank mango right?

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>>41035977

How did you put it?

Ahem. "You're really bad at hiding this." Was that it?

>>41035653
>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?

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>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?
>So Hate, how's that no-sex-since-you-got-here thing going?
>something something how is it with Iowa?

>We have at least a day before the op
>Which means Settle has time to help Harder
>Settle and Shoukaku following Harder and Naka in "subtle" outfits and us giving Harder advice over the headset
>Settle leading Harder through landmines like holding hands, talking to girls, or dinner while hiding in the nearby bushes with Shoukaku

We get to have fun, we get to help Harder, we ALSO get to troll Harder, and we get a date with Shoukaku.

Everybody wins.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

>>41035720
Das pretty nice buddy

>>41035895
>Trans-Lunar Injection Injection

>>41036006
>What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
You just HAD to say it didn't you.

>>41035994
Daily reminder that Corporal Kuribayashi is now a brunette, and it seems they reduced her sloped armor.

>>41036006
This anon has good ideas.

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>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

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>>41035977

Unless you were talking about the Rory thing, in which case DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER. Trust me on this Corporal, it's another Aerogavin Incident waiting to happen. We really don't need that right now.

>>41035864
>What, you're saying we've lost your soul to Rory the Reaper already, corporal?

The Valkyrie holding onto hates soul is not only much better looking, but bleeds red, white and blue.

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>>41035985
GET OUT BUDDDHIISSSTTTT

>>41035977

Imagine a pint-sized goth-loli stronger than most of the shipgirls, and more bloodthirsty than you, corporal, swinging a pole-axe heavy enough you need a hummvee to drag it...

>>41035985
Have you heard of the Maker, Sajuuk?

>>41035720
I'm rather surprised by your forethought.

>>41036006
Interesting idea. I would support it.

>>41035830
But these things keep cropping up, rumors are spreading.

I just want to see Harder and Naka hit it off.
It's going to be hilarious, and Naka's going to eat the poor guy up.

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>>41036025
>assuming a one-satellite system

check your geocentrism bro

>>41036061
And physically required to get off from the departing souls of fallen warrior.

Anything we put forth will be twisted by PF in some horrific manner! Its a trap!

>>41036092
Its always a trap, best to just roll with it.

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>>41036076
please don't post tokyo ravens in this thread

>>41036025
ATM machine.
Personal PIN number.

>>41036066
Greetings, fellow Unbound. How are you on this fine day?

>>41036076
My current system of residence has 15 different moons around 3 planets.

It does interfere with the signal, I should note.

>>41036090
As in it is LITERATELY part of her job description.

>>41036076
DID SOMEONE SAY SATELLITE
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXsh6bMd4J4

>>41036056
TAOIST FLAMES CAN'T MELT STEAL BEAMS
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR YOUKAI JESUS COMPELS YOU

>>41036043
Wow, talk about a role reversal.

>>41036050
Kekeke

>>41036092

Yeah, but for who?

>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

>>41036113
screw you Natsume was adorable.

>>41036033
??? She was also either dark haired or brown... but her sloped armor? Bastards.

>>41036092
Or in the course of trying to avoid it, we actaully fall into the real trap (see the date with Shoukaku where we really should have listened to Goto's advice)

>>41036123

See, this guy gets it!

CALLING VOTE FOR POT CALLING SETTLE - I MEAN KETTLE

>>41036125
>dat BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>THIS IS POT CALLING KETTLE, HOW COPY, OVER?

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>>41036125
n-no bully

>>41036151
Waiting with Hyperspace Core charged and ready.

Let's do this.

>>41036123
I am quite well and all. Um, you do realize I am a ship girl and not a space ship?

>>41035994

Fucking no. Should I have? I mean, fanwank's probably all they fuckin got goin for them.

>>41035995

Who the fuck is rori. I know who the other one is and I'm not in fuckin denial.

>>41036061

Sounds fucking stupid. So right in fucking line with everything Japan's shat out for the past ten years. Fuckin, got it. Trackin.

>POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, OVER

>>41036148

It was actually Hate's advice.

And to be fair, I think a great number of people were not expect the otaku to be um, quite /that/ bad.

>>41036148
Man, the redesigns were jarring.
Well, at least I'm still looking forward to all 24 episodes.


Also, daily reminder that the voice actors include Archer, Katyusha, Kongou-desu and Flandre Scarlet.

>>41036182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwZY31uDZIY

>>41036151
Planefag, I believe in God!
>Satellite Cannon.webm

>>41036076
HOHMANN TRANSFERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

>>41035653
>THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING, CORPORAL

>>41036218

It has a bit where a CIA team tries to kidnap the otherworlders, who IIRC where serving in an official diplomatic capacity at the time.

How did the realise that it was the CIA? "ONLY AMERICA HIRES BLACK MEN"

So we're going to do that "sneak with shoukaku to follow them on their date" thing, right?

>>41036276
Maybe, maybe not. Its kinda hard to speak for 40+ fucking people.

>>41036276

I will absolutely vote for this.

>>41036275

That's no more fucking retarded than the goth loli whatever the fuck described earlier.

also: CIA. Doing anything right. FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.

>>41036276
No.

>>41036276
Yes.
Please.

It would be so much fun

>>41036229
I think the first surprise was that Shoukaku was not as familiar with things as she and settle were expecting, we managed to play it off well until the Otaku invaded. well we got Shoukaku in a nice Zeon number.

>>41036244
Surprised about the shrinking considering they seemed to be market decisions (making Rori's bow far more cat ear like); though they might want to be pushing some other character.

>>41036276
I wouldn't mind this; assuming she's available.

>>41036209
Though confined to sea, you became partly Bound and you remain Unbound still. You are the other side of the equation. From Ship to Body. A most intriguing phenomenon.

Still, if you wish to join us amongst the stars and hear the song of Hyperspace, you need only ask.

>>41036296

We just have to make sure he goes to Akiba, and we can blend in with the cosplayers.

>>41035720
>>
Is that on e of the west coast BBs, I have both Wisconsin and NJ, and I don't recolonize that BB.

>>41036276
I would suggest avoiding, as a flag-rank officer of the United States Navy, engaging in such utterly childish, pointless behavior.

We can probably just ask an E-4 what happened later, anyways.

>>41036276
Make it happen

>>41036335
Considering Naka is actually an idol of sorts, that'd be a REALLY bad idea for a mix of reasons.

god bless america

>>41036209
Good to see you in thread, how's Archer treating you?

>>41036275

While "only" is a bit much, you do realize that it was at least four times more likely that the black dude they found was American than any of the other probable options, possibly as many as ten times? Black people are *rare* on in Europe. And even more so in Asia.

I was rereading the threads earlier and I noticed a problem.

Hornet CV-8 did not carry Hellcats but Wildcatss. At leas the information I can find. Hornet was killed around 1942 while the Hellcat was introduced in 1943.

I may be wrong but can someone please introduce to some material stating otherwise.

>>41036344
>Missing the fuck huge bridge in the background.

Fucking really?

>>41036347
>>41036276
This, come on now. We are still an Admiral after all. Sometimes anyway.

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>>41036209
Also Enterprise is dead, its reactors are depleted of vital nuclear fuel and its rotting in Newport News,. waiting to be recycleded. Pic related, its Enterprise and Ford, the oldest and newest carriers next to each other .

>>41036358

When has that ever stopped us before?

>>41036377
Well, if you can stick the Reppu on the Akagi, we can put some Hellcats on the Hornet.

>>41036321
I dunno, since next ep seems to be showing the first engagement for the expeditionary force (the one with the DVD comment in the manga).


If anything, they might just show highlight chapters, like the defense of Italica (hoping for Valkyries) and the hot springs.

>>41036401
We aren't Young anon. Settle does have some common sense every now and then.

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Also, I figured out why I find Shoukaku so off-putting:
She reminds me WAY too much of my ex.
In a few superficial ways (the cosplay, the medical know-how) but more importantly in the touchy-feelyness and how insistently she's been inserting herself into settle's activities.

My emotional diagnosis: She's gonna get ridiculously clingy and overbearing. Not like Arizona's physical clinginess, and probably (hopefully) not full-anime yandere or whatever, but she absolutely strikes me as the kind of girl who'll try to make themselves the center of Settle's life and take any attempt for some personal space as an insult.
Like a quieter, more passive-agressive Kongou.
Just my two cents.

>>41036368
Because it is totally sensible to base off your assumption behind the events of a kidnapping attempt on a group of diplomatic personnel off the color of someone's skin.

Ok.

>>41036397
Man, decommissioning carriers sure is a chore.


I wonder how much your government is spending on her right now.

>>41036388

You're saying we have PEOPLE for following them around and monitoring them, and we can stay here and watch it on the big screen in the CIC?

Yeah, fair enough. That does actually sound better.

>>41036344
It's Iowa on the Iowa, yo

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Old Hoodoo abyssal when?

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oh jesus
>followed SWQ and KCQ since the start
>finally updated on all
>FIRST EVER LIVE THREAD
>TOOLATEGODDAMNIT.FLAC

pls planefag, continue with the awesome

>>41036454
i have been on her. Its a pain because the options are: take her to the west coast to have her wait and then cut out the 8 cores, (fuck that), cut her in VA, ship the cores cross country (doable), or cut her partially, drag her across the Canal, and have the West Coast yards finish her off.

(comedy option, defuel her, drag her to the ocean, remove all remaining confidential, and sink her in the ocean, have her be a reef next to the subway cars.

Is it too much to ask for one thread where we do our fucking job and not try to force in More waifu shit?

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>>41036431
I don't agree. You need to remember we're not dealing with humans. Or at least we're dealing with beings that are new to being human. They might have some issues to work over.

Also, she's been inserting herself into Settle's activities because Planefag's writing it like that for obvious reasons.

>>41036364
Well enough. I'm a bit sad I haven't shown up in planefag's story yet.
>>41036397
I am sad that this is to be my fate. But if I am to be recycled, please make me into the next carrier so I my serve once more.

>>41036406
Yeah but the whole introducing new equipment to ships was just found out by Gato and Settle a few threads ago.

and considering that ship girls remember stuff until their death, she couldn;t know anything about the Hellcat.

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>>41036483
I remember when I did that.

>>41036431
Maybe Shoukaku (the fictional character) has nothing to do with your poor choices in dating.

>>41036492
We'll see what options planefag presents. You can't stop players from coming up with plans that may or may never happen.

>>41036483
Welcome and strap yourself in, this will be a bumpy ride.

>>41036492
You must be new to both Planefag and KC stuff.

>>41036503
The main gist was because she wanted to nicely welcome him to the base and with the whole date thing, she warmed up to him.

Yay, late for shipsloots yet again.

>>41036529

Well, you CAN. It's just not a very good idea.

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>>41036492
>naval officers
>working
top kek.

>>41036458
Is Iowa


>>41036506
You will be CVN 80, your cores are forged in the mighty forges of Ohio, and your advanced design documents are ready, you will be built once Kennedy is more than a bunch of parts in the North yard and Ford has deployed, since Ford-san is still in construction, and Kennedy-sama has just started integration.

>>41036431
You are being alarmist.

>>41036506
Do not be saddened. In time, you will return and the proud name of Enterprise will shine again.

>>41036556
Do you not see? Already, they plan your revival. The name and spirit of "Enterprise" are far too important to be left fallow.

>>41036489
>That last option
That's just sad, anon.

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>>41036492
>Is it too much to ask for one thread where we do our fucking job and not try to force in More waifu shit?
Yes. It is too much to ask.

>>41036538
>You must be new to both Planefag and KC stuff.
The funny thing is, planefag has and will fuck us for not doing our job every now and then.

>>41036503
>Or at least we're dealing with beings that are new to being human. They might have some issues to work over.
Probably at least a bit true, but the landmines are still there even if they've got good reason to exist.
>>41036521
If there's two things I trust planefag to write extremely well, it's military actions and emotionally unstable women

Chaos demands we corrupt another vessel to our cause! Let us drive our insanity into the furthest crevices of those vessels who have not been touched by the malevolence of the Warp!

>>41036492
>planefag basically implied this thread was a choice between "troll Harder, harder" and "Give Harder honest advice so his date goes well"

>Anon comes up with a write in that lets us do both

The better question is why aren't you jumping on board?

>>41036538
Please. I know planefag and KCQ just fine. Which means there will be plenty of waifu shit. I just wish people weren't entirely focused on it to the point t of ignoring other parts of the narrative.

>>41036610
A careful balance must be met.

>>41036629
... Please recall our Imperium of Man brethren. There is filth that must be cleansed.

>>41036629
Remove 40k from thread

>>41036629
Sometimes, you forget your on /tg/, and then a sudden surge of warp power comes along.

>>41036629
>Chaos Abyssal
SUMMON THE SPACE WOLVES

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>>41036629

>>41036668
haha true

>>41036347
We engage in plenty of silly stuff-

>>41036647
I'd agree if hte matter at hand wasn't helping a Subboy on a date with an Idol ship. Such a thing can be a good bonding thing between antoher guy and another girl.

It's a common thing in various romantic comedies.

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>>41036654

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>>41036592
Enterprise ... will be a clusterfuck since both NPN and the Pac yards have a piece of the action, but the issue is radcon, since its old, pre modern computing, also its haunted. There are too many ghosts on big E, its effectively a ghost ship, its quite spooky to go on it.

Honestly she won me over when she gave the others spicy food.

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>Some nerd on /vg/ more or less created fap angel in Artificial Academy

God. Bless. America.

No, I don't have the card.

>even the captchas are all burgers this weekend

>>41036723
Nuke-powered ghosts would be a hell of a story to tell though.

>You know, when a ghost and a nuclear-powered hell-raven love each other very much...

>>41036743
spicy food is good though.

>>41036771
Oh absolutely, I just liked she made Goto eat some as well.

>>41036755
>USS Fap Angel in AA

So how long until we see lewds?

>>41036696
There's silly, and then there's "how anybody could reach the rank of Rear Admiral and think this is a good idea escapes me" silly.

>>41036629
>Furious Abyss

At least choose a ship from a non-shit 40k novel, like the Planet Killer or the Terminus Est.

>>41036783

/vg/'s a blue board. You'll need to track down the card yourself.

>>41036276
I imagine Arizona following Settle around then Shoukaku though that seems more like her.

>>41036783
When someone is autistic and dedicated enough to mod the hair to have the American flag bangs.

>>41036795
Let's be fair, Settle got that rank through some very extenuating circumstances

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“Krrsht,” you enunciate into your cupped hand. “This is Pot calling Kettle Actual, how copy, over?”

Hate just laughs more, setting his coffee on the floor so he can point at you while doing so. He finally brings a hand-phone up to his ear and manages to sputter into it, “N-no copy, Pot, Kettle Actual is fully engaged and u-unavailable f-f-or tasking!”

“Yes,” you say, eyeballing Hate's massive coffee mug. “So busy. Much work.”

“Says the guy with a hot chick on the hook *right now* who can't even figure out how to operate the reel,” he retorts smoothly. Shoukaku's affronted gaze snaps to him, her mouth small and gently frowny, but he just gives her a cool look as he sips at his coffee, still sitting against the wall.

*That* was a little too far. “Did you forget how to cast, Corporal, or did you get distracted by the dynamite?”

Hate's expression closes like a hatch. He shrugs noncholantly and slurps loudly at his drink. “You can think whatever the fuck you want, skipper.”

“You are such a jew,” you complain.

Admiral Thomas, Harder Goto and even Shoukaku turn to stare at you.

>>41036768
shit those are common, I saw the one guy who hung himself and now is a ghost, and he's rather angry to be honest, but if you tell him to go away he dissapears, there is the airdale who fell off in Vietnam who shows up at night, there are the random ghost planes but those only show up rarely, its haunted and quite spooky, not a fun time to have to qual a bunch of shit when the ghost fuck with you.

>>41036795
have you seen the bribe scandals
niggas did some stupid shit. for some stupid low amount of cash.

>>41036810
Arizona would stalk Settle from a distance
Shoukaku would be hiding in the bushes with Settle.

We get Harder squirming as Naka does girl things
We get Settle squirming as Shoukaku does assertive Shoukaku things.

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>>41036755
Damn, I wish I had AA2 installed.
>tfw I want to molest planefag's R63 anime persona

>>41036699
I don't disagree with helping Harder. I disagree with the blatantly forced follow him around with Shokaku thing when we have a battle coming up and developments could happen any time.

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“Don't look at me like that,” you snort. “He builds his own guns, which are usually about cramming as much kill into as small a space as possible, he thinks five-to-one is a fair fight and he refuses to confirm or deny.” You spread your hands wide, daring them to find fault.

“Who said anything about building guns?” Hate says smoothly.

You gesture at him with your upturned palms. “The prosecution rests!”

“Skipper,” Harder says, his hands still clutching your jacket, “to hell with the jarhead, I came to YOU! That nip carrier was wrapped around your *finger,* man! HELP! HEELP!” he shakes you again, eyes wide in terror.

“I'm standing *right here,*” Shoukaku says, sounding rather embarrassed.


>Harder, if you want to survive this, you've got to give as good as you get.
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036844
>>41036844
>We get Harder squirming as Naka does girl things
>We get Settle squirming as Shoukaku does assertive Shoukaku things.
Yes please

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>>41036841
also, the yard workers are like aliens, they speak their own language and once you understand it it is like speaking to Chewbaka.

Also, updgrade all shipgirls with reactors
>unlimited range
>unlimited fuel
>maximum speed

The Abysalls will be finished once our girls can steam around the world with a powerful core and nuclear powered arms, can you imagine punching an Abyssal with the power of glorious fission?

>>41036874
>>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

I think they're on a similar line of thought.

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

Fundamental problem right here.

>>41036874
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036868

Yeah. We have people for this. We can just get the full report afterwards.

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036841
Sounds like Navyfag-tier spoopy, anon.

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?
>Harder, if you want to survive this, you've got to give as good as you get.
Be a gentleman for once, sailor! Do your dungarees proud!

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>>41036841
>there are the random ghost planes but those only show up rarely

ELABORATE

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

>>41036874
>>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?
He needs some introspection and to approach her as a person - not just a stereotype.

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

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>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

>>41036874
>>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

I FULLY EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UP.

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?
I have no idea what's going on.

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

>>41036874
>looking at a girl
Hoy planefag, can you impregnate a shipgirl, I'm wondering, because that seems like how you get Kongo (DDG type) classes born. We need upgraded weapons and more shipgirls, or do we have to get a country and a contractor and a yard and make a special contract?

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl? Because I'm giving advice to a guy right now, not a submarine

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?
As mentioned by many people, Naka deserves a good date.

Otherwise, I'd be all for trolling Harder, but Naka deserves a low-spaghetti date. Relatively speaking, of course.

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

I believe this to be the proper way to respond.

Also, I believe Harder is half-right, half-mistaken. Settle was wrapped around Shoukaku's finger as well.

>>41036874
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

The sad thing is that this is probably a world-shattering revelation to him.

>“Skipper,” Harder says, his hands still clutching your jacket, “to hell with the jarhead, I came to YOU! That nip carrier was wrapped around your *finger,* man! HELP! HEELP!” he shakes you again, eyes wide in terror.

More like the other way around broha

>>41036874
>Harder, if you want to survive this, you've got to give as good as you get.
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

>>41036923

I second this spooky motion.

>>41036954
Shoukaku did mention Arizona's ovaries that one time.

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>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

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>>41036874

>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

>It's because you're a homosexual, Hate

>>41036956

low spaghetti ain't gonna fucking happen. Regardless of what you do, it ain't fucking happening. the best you can fuckin do is limit it

>>41036492
that's just how quests are.
you might get more enjoyment from harpoon or cmano, where simulations of real ships fight simulated real wars and no human interaction will interrupt your workfun. except when your mom tells you to leave the house and get a job.

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>>41036954
>how do you get Kongo classes born

Can you anchor a large poco?

>>41036874
>Harder, if you want to survive this, you've got to give as good as you get.
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

Gotta start by seeing your fellows as actual people.

>>41036923
I am rather interested as well.

>>41036984
Man, we need new bkub chenanigans.

>>41036937
>I FULLY EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UP.
Like Harder's ballast tanks amirite

>>41036874
>Harder, if you want to survive this, you've got to give as good as you get.
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?
>Tell him to wear the pink pimp coat

/tg/
Terrible Fathers who try to do good things but fail miserably: the board

>>41036991
Well considerign how Drunk and spilled his feelings towards Settle, i'm not surprised that Marine loves to polish other men's rifles.

It's times like this that those new fangled subs need to learn to dive deep so the Nip escorts don't give ya' the D.

>>41036647

Talking to Harder is the last vaguely waifu related thing for the night; the rest is the upcoming carrier battle.

>>41036874
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

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>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?

Embrace the lewd, Harder!

>>41036874
>Every time she drops an innuendo ashcan you blow your ballast and hit flank with your tail between your screws. Have you stopped even once to consider why it bothers you so much?
>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036874
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41036923
They are GHOSTS planefag. Ghosts can and do attach themselves to places, vehicles (cars, trucks, trains, ships etc.), and even smaller objects. I hate to admit it, yes, I have ghosts following me around. And they tend to not let me get a good night of sleep much less a date. Someone please get a priest to exorcize them.

>>41036996
"Relatively" is such a good wiggle word, though.

I mean, there's no way any explosions will be large relative to, say, a supernova.

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>>41036954
My headcanon is that a shipgirl would always have a child anywhere from 90% to 100% like them. As in: >>41036503

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>>41036954
>>41037011

>>41036923
So there are a bunch of random really old planes that appear to land on clear, moonless nights, I was on the flight deck since I wanted to see the stars and I saw an aircraft landing and I was like "FUCK" and started running, when I saw something that looked like an F-4 land, before it went away in a puff of smoke.

I was like "Welp this is what I get for lack of sleep, and went back into the ship proper.


The worst was when I was trying to sneak a smoke when I heard screams and saw someone trying to put bombs out. It was scary and then I found out about big E's fire.. ugh.


>>41037011
See, I propose impregnating a group of them, and that is how we will get advanced units, I mean we need newer shipgirls, imagine Zumwalt types, or perhaps LHA types, little marine faries punching the shit out of the Abysals.

>>41037060
Oh god, that Otacon.

I'm more thankful for Twin Snakes now.

>>41037067
>Priest
>Not Shrine Maiden
Just donate to the Hakurei Shrine, man.

>>41037067
I sympathize. Though I admit never having such problems with my own units.

>>41037073

yeah, but that's like saying Halifax was relatively fucking small compared to Hiroshima. The difference is pretty fucking small for the people involved in the shit.

Heve we considered that maybe he enjoys when she drops innuendos and teases him?
So it might just be a subconscious way of encouraging her?

>>41036874
>>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

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>>41037067
>exorcize

I've been getting a *lot* of people messaging me who are bootyblasted over people RPing in the thread who aren't writefags (Bentusi excluded, since he keeps it low-key) and it's gotten bad enough that I've got to ask for this to stop - as much for your sake as anyone else's lest they shitpost at you again.

>>41037131

Yeah, but Naka's alright, so let's at least try and avoid making it any WORSE.

>>41037099
Then this story is for you man. They're just lost pilots trying to get back home.

>https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6178

>>41037151
Dunno, he seems to more flip out if anything, a sign of immaturity. And that's what encourages her.

>>41036908
You guys do know we're having a mission with him being involved, he just came for advice whether or not we follow him or not will depend on how busy Settle is and he somehow always busy.

>>41037055
I thought it was obvious for some anons, it was probably not.

>>41037171
top kek, also I blame you being successful for this. I'm just posting work shit that I have seen, I hope you don't mind my GHOST STORIES FROM THE YARDS.

(so many ghosts, so much 2spooky 4me shit, its bad when ghosts are normal and everyone is just 'deal with it;)

>>41037099
>Ghost planes LANDING

holy *fuck*

>Curse of the GBU-19 ghosts

Fuck me. Did the Forrestal have bad haunting after her own Zuni tango?

Votes called! WRITAN

>>41037208

THE MORE THE BETTER

>>41037171
Oh, I feel special! Thank you!

>>41037227
Well, we've heard of ghost trains and such. Ghost planes endlessly reliving the last few seconds before a fatal crash shouldn't be a surprise.

>>41037191
I'm thinking that is because he enjoys it, but can't actually properly explain what he's feeling.

>>41037262
There are also ghost planes desperately looking for their home airfield, bentus. Link related.

>https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6178

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If one of the Boomers goes down can we get somthin like this?

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So a marine, a cruiser and a submarine walk into a bar...

>>41036033
Going by the OP it looks like her sloped armor is fine.

>>41037302
Hm. War times causes much trauma. What is out there...

None can truly say. Not even we Bentusi.

>...have you ever considered looking at Naka as a girl? Not a 'nip,' not a ship, but as a girl?

>>41037329
Astute class ship-girl?

All of my want.

>>41037329
Those trident launchers though.

>>41037343
Really? Hmm, maybe I should review the OP when I get home...

Although, seeing Yanagida getting a bit more bishified is pretty lol-worthy.

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>>41037329

>>41037373
But that's the Vanguard-class HMS Victorious, anon.


>>41037383
GO BAMA
ROLL TIDE

>>41037410
War Damn Eagle you heathen

>>41037383
It always gets me how sturdy these little girls hips are. Those ship attachment things are so oddly placed.

>>41037250

Not that dude, but my dad's got a million navy stories, some of which are pretty great. Was a radio officer for about thirty years. He's been writing 'em up off and on these past few years, want I should track 'em down?

I suspect you'd appreciate the Tale Of Nigel, and probably the Expedited Electrical Fault-Finding Method, at least, although from personal experience you really need to be in a pub for 'em to have best impact.

>>41036275
>How did the realise that it was the CIA? "ONLY AMERICA HIRES BLACK MEN"

Actually it was
>"Given their equipment and narrowing it down to the probable suspects, only the US military has blacks in their special forces"
They then realized the other 'probable suspects', Russia and China, were there too.

And then a loli Khornate berzerker killed them all.

>>41037458
sturdy hips for heavy banging and clanking

>>41037080
Fuck Lobstermen

>>41037227
A long time ago when I was a kid, me and my brother slept on the Yorktown down in SC. Yea, they still had a spot of the orginal bunk racks that can be rented out by the night for groups. My older brother slept above me and in the middle of the night he fell out of his bunk and hit the floor. He told me some invisible hands grabbed him and pulled him out. He and I both heard some man's voice saying 'get to work, flight coming in.' Spooky shit man.

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>>41037472
>more ship stories
Yes, please

>>41037227
Forestall had issues, Intrepid at night has some 2spooky shit, big E every now and again will try do do things it shouldn't, like motors will spin, thank god it can't start up, because there are times I can swear it groans as it wants to start up, that aren't tidal.

See, big E has the ghosts on the flight deck, the engine room ghosts, the airdale ghosts, and I swear one of the really old com rooms is haunted (but the issue is the hangings but that's another discussion, with some guy who uses a really old com equipment, since it was clicking and staring when the room was long secured, and the only one there was a fire watch.

Also, the worst thing is the engine room ghost seems to troll new people, he has respect for qualified folk.

The best was when a ghost showed me what was mal;functioning, he pointed out the power panel that was malfunctioning and I was like "thanks," and then he turned into dust.

Apparently that power panel had had issues for 40 or so years too and it had had a habit of killing technicians, so perhaps it was like "don't join us, this is broken./

>>41037472
Yes. YES. YEEEEESSSS.

>>41037472
>Expedited Electrical Fault-Finding Method
KININARIMASU

>>41037479
Khorne and Emroy would go along well.
Perhaps TOO well.

At least Rori wants to be the deity of love

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>>41037458
>>41037485
Lewd.

>>41036874
Too late to post again. So some thoughts.

I think seeing Naka as a girl is what got Harder panicking in the first place.

Shoukaku might have been able to give Harder some advice, until he rammed his foot down his esophagus.

Don't we have a carrier battle to plan?

Did you ever notice how similar the mechanism of a shaped charge is to the mechanism of a fission bomb? I mean, uranium is used in armor-piercing munitions anyway...

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How about a Dragon sub? I''' bet a few of those went under when the abyssal came a knockin'.

>>41037599
people stop giving him ideas

>>41037636
Me or PF?

>>41037651
PF he lives for this shit

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>>41037599
Sure why not. Let's have some more lewd subs.

Akeboshi Rockets on-base performance when
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZHKfE3h_cc

>>41037329
>>41037383
>>41037599
I don't really see any boomers coming back.
See, everything that's come back so far has been warships, and all indications is that they're coming back because they've got a job left to do. Abyssals because they didn't get to do the job they were built for in life, shipgirls in opposition to the abyssals.
A nuclear missile submarine is not a warship. It is in some ways the /antithesis/ of a warship. A warship protects its country, advances its country's interests, by waging war. An SSBN does the same thing by /not/ waging war. A warship dies unfulfilled if it never fires its guns in anger; an SSBN, being a second-strike, deterrent element, dies unfulfilled if it /does/.

Planefag has hinted that the Abyssals are coming back because they were never used, never fired their guns in anger, and are upset about that. But an SSBN lives to /not/ use its weapons. If it does, it has failed in its purpose.

So I don't think we'll be seeing any Abyssal missile submarines. Probably not any shipgirls either.

>>41037538

Fair enough. I've gone through his online notes, and he's apparently not written it up yet, or at least not fired it up, but I'll give you my rendition if you gimmie twenty minutes to write it up. I can't pretend to have the way with words Dad does, and it'll be a bit second hand.

>>41037636
No
>>41037651
yes
>>41037690
And so does the rest of us.

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>>41037797
hurray for lewdest sub

>>41037811
I'll watch warmly as you do your best and prepare.

>>41037172

She's aight. I got no problems with her, and keeping her fucking happy works out for me, so. yeah. point well fucking made.

>>41037806
Well written.

It might be just as well that Harder hasn't really run into Iku.... it wouldn't end well considering how Naka's remarks are a 3-4 on the 10pt lewd scale, while Iku is a 12.

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>>41037806
Eh...was talking about the Japanese Diesel Souryuu class attack subs in last post.

>>41037905
You mean the carrier's kids/grand kids? They might not count due to being too new.

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>>41037889
Only a twelve?

>>41037806
Fair argument anon. What you say has weight.

>>41037343
Oh god, you're right. Just reviewed the OP and
>Kuribayashi now has a sidetail
>Kurokawa is now as tall as Kuribayashi

>>41037905
Anybody here versed in flag language? I want to know what the banners on that Soryuu-class read.

>>41037921
Out of 10 points, though I admit that's a conversative estimate. As it's not that she's trying to act lewd, SHE JUST IS LEWD.

>>41037889
Well Harder is going to have to work with Iku and Dechi soon.

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>>41037889
So like this image except with Settle and Harder.

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You sigh Significantly, pushing your head towards your shoulder till your neck straightens with an audible pop. “Harder...” your instinct is to step into a private room for this chat, but by his expression he's not interested in waiting that long. “Have you ever looked at Naka as a *girl?* Not a ship, not a 'nip'-” you make airquotes - “but a flesh-and-blood girl?”

He gives you a lidded-eyed look. “Pretending those moronic hairballs are some manner of radome is all that keeps me sane, skipper, so no. Besides, we ARE-”

“No,” you say curtly, poking him in the forehead to shut him up. “No, no no.” Poke poke poke, as you try to prod it through his thick skull. “She dresses up in cute clothes. She's a goddman TV star, a media darling. She does INTERVIEWS. She sings songs-”

“If you call that si-”

“SKIPPER IS TALKING, HUSH. She sings songs. She's doing her damnedest to be human. You ever wonder why, Harder? Even a little bit?”
He shrugs, turning his palms up helplessly. “You've seen their TV. You gonna tell me YOU understand it either?”

Goto snickers in the background, but you plow on. “You remember what I told you before, right?”

“That she's an obsolete shitbucket who can't perform ASW to save her life? Literally? Wait, hold on-” he presses a hand-phone to his ear, “-it's the rest of the fucking IJN on the line, sir, sounds like they're screaming NO SHIT!”

“Yeah,” you reply. “I don't have time for this Socratic shit so lets pretend I ask you where you launch a daylight attack and you say submerged because surfaced is suicidal. You stick with your strengths - especially when you're not sure what to do, or what the situation is. For you, that's trying to pop every destroyer you see in the face with a Mark-14. Natural reaction. What does Naka's reaction tell you?”

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>>41037983
yep

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Harder glares at you. “The hell does that mean? She doesn't even act like a damn warship at all.”

“Exactly.”

You watch Harder's expression cloud as he digests that.

“You wanna learn to girl? Step one is the GIRL part, sailor.”

Harder frowns, looking dubious.

>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?
>You wanna fight so bad? Take her to an arcade, get your gung-ho bullshit out that way.

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>>41037983

Very lewd. I mean this is an official picture and the fan art only gets worse.

>>41038016
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.

>>41037995
>I don't have time for this Socratic shit
Oh, Settle is a cultured gentlemen after all.

>>41038016
>You wanna fight so bad? Take her to an arcade, get your gung-ho bullshit out that way.

>>41038016
>>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.
>>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?
>You wanna fight so bad? Take her to an arcade, get your gung-ho bullshit out that way.
Boys with raging hormones need a way to release, and nothing says release like a good ol' game of DAYTONA USA
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

>>41038016
>>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.
>>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?
>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.
You have a... gift for abusing maritime language Planefag.

>>41038016
>>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.
>>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016

>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

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>>41038016

>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

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>>41038016
>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

Harder going to an arcade will just result in him getting rekt again.

>>41038016
>>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>>Here. You just got a visit from the money fairy. Take her out somewhere nice. Buy her something nice. Take away all her zippy one-liner retorts in one go - see what she's got left.

>>41038016
>>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?

>>41038016
>>Dogged hatches can't leak. Zip your fucking lip and *listen* to her for a change. Did you start your stalks by monitoring the hydrophones or by going NEENER NEENER NAKA'S A WIENER? Patience, motherfucker, do you remember it?