>>41073020
>CHARACTER SHEET(WIP): http://pastebin.com/sjG6yS4f

>>41073020
>Bum around, let your wounds heal up (Heal up a bit, regain 1 BRUTAL CUNNIN point. POINTS LEFT: 1)

>>41073020
>Crafting time! (Progress up to being a tinkboy)
Add some of those bits of scrap metal we found to our basha, to make it more killy.

Remember, DO NOT hammer the spiky gubbinz through the grot, it would be funny, sure, but we'd need a new grot for our basha.

>>41073020

(Write in)

The squig leather clothes we have are already almost too small for us. The beast we killed is described as having fur so black that it absorbs light. It's pelt would make an excellent set of "ded-killy" clothing for our young boss. We also have a lot of other stuff that could be made into armor (vertebra, ribs, snake skin and scales, etc).

-See about getting the pelt made or incorporated into armor by a tink-boy.

>>41073136
Very yes.
Second

>>41073020
>Bum around, let your wounds heal up (Heal up a bit, regain 1 BRUTAL CUNNIN point. POINTS LEFT: 1)

>>41073020
Of course I fucking forget to put in metal you bought.

>1 unit of sword which is borderline useless due to your size, 4 units of metal plates.

Anyway, I see it's 2:3 for crafting, I'll wait a bit to see if anything changes, if not, it's going to be crafting.

>>41073136
backing this!

Crafting it is. Let's precise up

>Get the pelt?
>Craft yourself or order Woodbrain to tink something out?

>>41073287
>Get the pelt
>Craft it yourself.

>>41073287
>Get the pelt
>Craft it yourself

Pelt and crafting yourself wins.

Writing.

>>41073020
You have nothing lot to do, and being bored is something you really hate, much like any other ork. And the working sounds of your Tink Boy above you aren't really a symphony of any kind to listen to. In this boredom infused growing anger, you look at the pile of things you own in the corner and an idea strikes you. Idea to come up with ideas to turn into reality!

Coming closer and rummaging trough your stuff, you notice a lack of something, something dark and bloodied.

“Wait a sekond... Where's da skin!?”

You burst out of your hut and quickly scout the area, you notice the carcass of the “wolf” you've killed not so long ago, then you trace trough the orks around it and you notice one of them holding what you are looking for, also checking out the quality of it.

In but a few big stomps you get near the ork, you're angry and greedy for the things you own but aren't exactly in your possession just yet.

“Oy you!”

“OhGork! You'z scare me boss! Wot's da problem?”

“Give me da skin!”

“But boss!”

“Gimme!”

In a quick swipe, you take the pelt much to the dismay of the other ork, but oh well, not like he can do anything against you, but he will definitely hold a grudge on this one.

Entering back to your hut, you bring your stuff closer to a table, get some tools which now are literally flooding the tribe's territory and get to pondering.

>What do you want to craft?

>Your items to craft with: 20 units of snake skin, 30 units of scales, 6 units of sturdier ribs, 3 units of sturdier vertebra, 2 units of fangs, 1 unit beasts skull (Not the snake), 1 unit of extremely dark pelt, 1 unit of sword which is borderline useless due to your size, 4 units of metal plates.

Hello there!

>>41073475
Turn the dark pelt, some of the scales, and the metal plates into better armor.
Hammer the sword into the basha to add more choppiness to it.
I'd also quite like to get started on turning the snake skull and such into a boar-drawn chariot, but we'll probably have to wait a while until the boars are bigger for that, so no rush there.

>>41073519
Since no one is suggesting anything else. This wins, writing.

>>41073519
Also, we should probably make sure it's held together kinda loosely so it can be adjusted as we continue to grow.

>>41073594
Haha, victory by default!

>>41073519

Sounds good to me. We can use the black pelt as a base for the armor and attach "ard" parts like the metal, bones, etc.

Also, wasn't woodbrain going to start working on a hammer for us when the house was done? I think it was a two-handed hammer with a snake tooth on the end (one side spiky, one side smashy).

>>41073615
>Also, wasn't woodbrain going to start working on a hammer for us when the house was done? I think it was a two-handed hammer with a snake tooth on the end (one side spiky, one side smashy).
I don't recall such a thing, but it sounds badass, so I'll support it.

>>41073615
I'm pretty sure it's made out of the snaketooth itself because of how big it was.

>>41073615
Nope. Those were suggestions as to what you can do with it if I recall correctly. I was suggesting a hammer out of vertebra or out of a snake tooth.

Which is by the way poisonous as well as one of the grots found out the hard way.

>>41073668

Okay. Thanks for the clarification. I just checked the old thread and you're right. While Woodbrain did agree to make us a weapon, we hadn't decided on what to make exactly. Still, I'm glad there's support for the big hammer idea.

>>41073475
Your fingers tap your chin as you think, it's a long and hard process, requiring you to use your brain on the highest gears, you even hear the brain cells working in your head before an idea strikes it, suddenly and sharply, like a hit with a brick. Or well, a log rather.

You grab some of the skin and scales and drag them onto the table. You measure them, place one on top of the other, cut some parts of one thing, add parts of another, you have an idea for an armor, it is in your head, you even see it on the table, but it's really hard to turn into reality.

After long time, you finally manage to do it. With combined effort of your brain, brawn, tools and random tips from Woodbrain who was overlooking the process over your shoulder ever so often, you craft it. The armor you wanted.

But now, what do you have left?

>roll 3d6 for resource management.

Rolled 6, 2, 3 = 11 (3d6)

>>41073717

Rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9 (3d6)

>>41073717

Rolled 3, 4, 7 = 14 (3d10)

>>41073717

>>41073754
Eh, good enough.

Rolled 3, 4, 4 = 11 (3d6)

>>41073717

Rolled 2, 4, 5 = 11 (3d6)

>>41073754
Woops wrong dice

11 is highest.

Writing.

>>41073789
We are average as fuck, which makes sense for a first try I suppose.

>>41073811
We got a little above average

>>41073717
With sweat and dedication, you made yourself an armor. It's quite flimsy and requires much more work on it but it's far from being unusable, the mistakes you made you can fix later, forcefully or not. But it is here, made with your own hands.

>Black fur, metal&snake scale with skull shoulder pad flimsy armor.

>Resources remaining from the usage: 10 units of snake skin, 15 units of scales, 1 unit of metal plate

“Boss.. Dis ain't half bad, boss.. For a beginnah.”

“Many thanks Woodbrain.. I kinda like tinkin' about, but ez' so hard!”

“Boss, et comes with time, boss. Anywai, boss, I finished workin on da hut.”

“Daz gud, Woodbrain!... Wot'z dat look on yer face?”

“Boss, I'z need teef, boss. All of dis.. I fink iz 12 teef worth, boss.”

>Pay without buts
>Pay but be “orky” about it
>”Not now Woodbrain! I'z busy!”
>Something else?(write-in)

>>41073928
Haggle him down to 10

>>41073928
I'm smart.

>Haggle.

Sorry for being so scatterbrained, doing lots of things at once, this is my first time at serious questing.

>>41073952
>>41073944
I second

Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11 (3d6)

>>41073973
And my my dice didn't go off

>>41073928
>Haggle
Not too much. he's done a good job.. But who expects the boss to pay what they ask the first time?

Rolled 2, 1, 5 = 8 (3d6)

Yes. Haggle but not too hard. Woodbrain did a good job and we don't want him mad at us.

Calm down with the rolls anons, not just yet. Rolls when I ask for them pretty please.

But seeing how everyone wants to haggle, now you can roll.

>3d6

Rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16 (3d6)

>>41074021

Rolled 3, 1, 6 = 10 (3d6)

>>41074021

Rolled 3, 3, 1 = 7 (3d6)

>>41074021
Sorry Boss. I'll do betta next time, honest.

We're a fuckin talky ork! We could probably trick a humey into givin us e's tank!

>>41074038
The friendliest and most effective of haggling!

16, a crit, is highest.

Writing.

>>41073928
“..Mista Woodbrain!”

“Boss, uh.. Yes boss?”

“We'z known eachotha for da longest of dayz!”

“Boss, I fink we know eachotha for like a day-”

“Who would care 'bout time, Mista Woodbrain!”

You say, grabbing Woodbrain by the shoulder and walking inwards in your hut, your hand accenting your words, emphasizing them for a bigger and better effect.

“We'z friendz, Mista Woodbrain! I'z neva called ya a git! And ya neva made me mad, unlike da other gits, you see, Mista Woodbrain!? We'z made to be friands!”

“Boss, well.. I see'z boss' point but-”

“Now now Mista Woodbrain! We'z dun wanna go onto bad sides of eachotha do we now? Look, Mista Woodbrain, you'z made really gud job with da hut, but iz it really ok to force so much teef out of a frend?”

“Boss....”

“Iz it?

“Boss.. Well.. I guess not, boss..”

“8 teef?”

“Boss... I'z aight, 8 teef boss.”

And so, instead of missing 12 teef, you are missing only 8 with a total of 20 in your purse, pretty good deal! You see Woodbrain getting out of your hut, counting his newly gained teef and looking back at you with a smile before going out completely

>Craft some more
>Bum around (heal up a bit, regain 1 BRUTAL CUNNIN point [1p. Remaining])
>Something else?(write-in)

>>41074164
Bum around a bit.

Craft more, we must become a mekboy in order to build a sweet war-trukk

>>41074164
>>Bum around (heal up a bit, regain 1 BRUTAL CUNNIN point [1p. Remaining])

>>41074164
>Craft some more
Add choppiness to the basha now.

>>41074164
Bum around enjoyin da bes hut

>>41074164
>>Bum around (heal up a bit, regain 1 BRUTAL CUNNIN point [1p. Remaining])

Bumming around wins.

>>41074164
>Bum around (heal up a bit, regain 1 BRUTAL CUNNIN point [1p. Remaining])

>>41074164
You thought about crafting some more, but your itchy wounds feel like they won't let you do much with that, as such, you decide to do one of the orkiest things an ork can do. Do nothing.

Random strolls trough the tribe, beating some subordination into a few orks, lying down on your bed. All of these are done by you at random intervals just to pass the time, and it makes you definitely feel better, especially after eating a bit. Not a whole lot happens during your lazy time, but as the sun is now halfway down the horizon, your nob, which you have sent to loot, comes back with the widest grin you could ever see.

>You heal up a bit and regain a BRUTAL CUNNIN point for a total of 2 points.

“..Wot'z da matter?! Can't ya see I'z busy!?”

“Boss! Boss! You'z not gunna belief dis! Come with me!”

Angry, you pack your green couch butt up and follow your Nob, he motions to you to go faster and you are about to berate him for trying to boss YOU around until you notice for what exact reason he wanted you to come so quickly.

“Boss, ets a 'umie wagon!”

A carriage, rather, in a state of disrepair most likely due to your boyz, but your nob brought back quite a lot of stuff while missing one boy.

>Entire Carriage ( http://www.thedevilshorsemen.com/images/carriages/dutchess/carriage_1a_3.jpg ref picture.)
>5 units of swords, 23 units of metal bits.

What do you do?

>Praise the Nob.
>Praise the group.
>Get to getting what you deserve.
>”Where'z ya found all of dis!?”
>Something else?(write-in)

>>41074345
>>Praise the group.
>”Where'z ya found all of dis!?”

>>41074345
>Praise the Nob.
>”Where'z ya found all of dis!?”

>>41074345
>>Praise the Nob.

>”Where'z ya found all of dis!?”

>Praise the group.

>>41074345
>Praise the group.
>”Where'z ya found all of dis!?”

Deze are mi boyz! W'ere you got dis shiny stuff from?

>>41074345
>Praise the Nob.
>Praise the group.
>”Where'z ya found all of dis!?”

Praise the Group

Writing.

Also, updated the character sheet. I wanted to have as little stats as I could but there's a lot I missed it seems.

>>41074345
“Dem be my boyz!”

You say, grabbing the Nob's shoulder and shaking him in a friendly manner, cheering him up and everyone else around. Thought a lot of them don't seem to notice it as they're getting to ravaging the carriage and trading in the metal bits for teef. Or just plain out stealing, which you don't mind that much.

“But do say, were haz ya found it?”

“Dere's a road nearby, boss! We's can patrol et for more carriages and 'umies to krump so we can haz more stuffs to work with!”

>”A road!? Ya'z gotta show me!”
>”Das a very gud idea, we'z gonna send sum boyz to patrol et!”
>Something else?(write-in)

BRUTAL CUNNIN

>”YA GIT! A ROAD MEANZ DAT DERE'S A 'UMIE CITY NEARBY! WE'Z GOTTA TAKE IT!”

>>41074545
>”A road!? Ya'z gotta show me!”
we can do a few raid and scouting before we go counqering

>>41074545
>”A road!? Ya'z gotta show me!”

Patrolling might be a bad idea until we get our numbers up, need to make sure no one gets away from us if theres a city nearby.

Is this quest set in 40k or fantasy ?

Take the City!

>>41074545
>”A road!? Ya'z gotta show me!”
Rather than patrolling we just need to do some opportunistic raids for now. If there's a city, there's going to be smaller towns and villages around too, we need to find those to start with.

>>41074601
40k I believe, we're just at pre-shoota feral ork level right now.

>>41074545
>”A road!? Ya'z gotta show me!”
>Hmmm we cud set up sum ambushez!"

>>41074601
40k, but so far you have only tribal level of technology, so does the world you are on.

Though only most of the world.

>>41074601
40k, We're an evil sunz warboss on what appears to be a medieval/feral world

>>41074601
40k we're feral orks right now

>>41074631
Only most of the world?

Ah shit are we on a space marine recruitment world

>>41074545
>>”A road!? Ya'z gotta show me!”

When will we meet Barry Allengob? Fastest git alive?

>>41074696
Chill, every feudal and freal world is just "mostly" faudal and feral, because there has to be at least one technologically advanced part, where Imperial taxes and conscripts are collected from,

>>41074723
>Implying he's faster than Zognik da Githog
I'll krump ya, git!

>>41074696
Don't give me ideas, anon.

Anyway, checking the road out and making patrol/ambushes win.

Writing.

Also, you are getting close to reaching a boss status which lets you just take shit from others without repercussions, but just for now, you still gotta pay. Not for long.

>>41074545
“”A road!? Ya'z gotta show me! We'z gonna make sum ambushes on 'umies!”

“Das a gud idea boss! Follow me!”

You quickly go behind the Nob and let him lead the way, your genes make the long road much shorter. Thick foliage, trees and rocks, bushes and vines do little to stop you and after few pointers and encourages from the Nob, you two reach the end of the forest and start of the road.

It's not a very huge road, just enough for carriages to go past each other when going in the opposite directions, it is heavily used though as you notice the well used tracks of wheels pushed into the ground practically permanently. Not to mention the sign of brutal fight where most humies are naked with only one body of an Ork with a big wound on his forehead. The road itself is pretty straight and flat, only further up and down it starts to wiggle around and bend up and down as the hills appear underneath it.

"Aaand dats where we were fightin', boss!” The nob says, pointing at the mess of a fight.

>Anything special you want to do?

>>41074967
Remove the ork body, no sense giving away what happened.

Also, as said before, there will probably be smaller humie settlements near the road, farms, villages, inns, that kind of stuff.

We need to find a good one, then bring some boyz back to krump them and take their stuff.

>>41074967
"I'z got a cunnin plan! We'z get rid of da evidence o dere bein any orkz ere so dat the humies think it was bandit'z instead o us!"

>>41074967
Order the nob to get some boys and set up an ambush for the humies

>>41074967
Clean up! No need for anyone to know what happened easily. Proceed to feed the mushroom farm with their carcasses!

>Anything special you want to do?

Remove the bodies so that humies would not figure out what happened.

>>41075003
Nah we gotta outfit our boy'z and nobs first before we go raiding, Get some o the boy'z some crude ard armor and the nobs some aswell, And get some better choppa's

>>41075003
Agreed

>>41075003
this

Clearing out the road it seems and trying to find some settlements

Surprise, no BRUTAL CUNNIN point usage despite it being cunning. You's a smart ork.

Writing.

Hide the ork body

>>41075111
We truly are the most cunnin ork on this dirt ball

>>41074967
“...Woit a second.”

“Yes boss?”

“...We gotta hide da boy! If da 'umies find it, dey's gunna find us and krump US, not we DEM!”

“..I dun't follow, boss..”

“Ya stupid git! If dey find da boy, dey'z gonna know et was us!”

“..Yes..”

“And if dey know dat it was US who did et, dey gunna gather up so many 'umies dey'll out-krump US!”

“..Woit.. Boss, you be implyin' dat.. If we... OHHH! I SEE NOW! Boss, yu'z really smart!”

“And dats why I'm da boss and ya'z not!”

Quickly hobbling over to the body, you drag it quite nonchalantly into the thick bushes and cover it with a few sticks with leaves on it. Surely no one else will notice such cunningly thought out plan and hiding spot.

“Now... Oh! We'z gonna find sum 'umie places! Follow me!”

You say, dragging the Nob down the road, at first he seems confused as to how you are going to find any human settlement, but you promptly explain how you are going to do it; Following the road one way till you run into something that might tell you where a nearby city, or village is.

The walk is long, it takes some time to find a split on the road, but as soon as you do, you follow it, holding yourself near the bushes and going down, avoiding one group of human patrol, this only confirmed your suspicions, something IS nearby and you are about to reach it.

Just a few more minutes of walking made you reach your destination, a human settlement, and that settlement is...

>roll 3d6 for luck!

Rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11 (3d6)

>>41075270
Can't remember what clan are we?

Rolled 5, 5, 2 = 12 (3d6)

>>41075270

>>41075297
You come from Evil Sunz spores, but so far you don't have any special name for your tribe or sign that will make you stand out.

>>41075270

Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15 (3d6)

>>41075270
Channeling our inner ork

Rolled 5, 1, 5 = 11 (3d6)

>>41075270

>>41075319
Gork and Mork shined their yellow smile on us

Rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12 (3d6)

>>41075270

Rolled 1, 2, 2 = 5 (3d6)

>>41075270

15 is highest.

Writing.

>>41075340
ITZ MORK THEN GORK YOU GROT!

>>41075412
ITZ GORK THEN MORK! ILL KRUMP YA IN THE GOB YA MOUTHY GIT!

OI YA GITS I HAZ AN IDEA! WOT SAYZ WE TAKE THE CART YA, AND PUT A GRETCHEN IN IT DRESSED AS A PINKIE BABY, TIP IT OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, AND HAVE THE LITTLE NID SUCKER CRY?

DAT WAY DA OOMIES THINK OBE OF THEIRS NEEDZ HELP, MOVING IN SO WEZ CAN KRUMP EM HOOD?

EH?

>>41075466
DAT A BE A BRUTAL CUNNIN POINT WULDIN IT, BOSS?

>>41075466
The image of some grot painted pink lying by the side of the road going "Oi, iz a humie baby, help me!" to passersby is pretty great.

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>>41075442
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>41075270
A huge human settlement, village, bordering on actual city, and you can see that the only defense they have is just a wooden palisade with an unfinished gate! You can easily smash the wooden logs with your orkish strength, and the only towers are near the gate itself and aren't heavily manned, it's honestly the best you could get. You don't see what is inside of the city, but you will get a lot of valuable things from it no matter what. Not to mention the fight. Your boyz are not going to be tired OR bored anytime soon as the hype will build up.

“Boss! Yu'z da smartest! I'd never think bout findin a 'umie tribe dat way!”

“Shush it ya git! Et's a 'umie WILLASH! Not tribe! 'Umies dun't have tribes like we do! Because dey're 'umies!”

“Ohh! Willash! I see! Wot we do, boss?”

“Wot ya mean by wot? We'z goin back!”

And with that, you return to your tribe. It takes some time given how you far you went, the sun is halfway hidden behind the horizon when you return and you spot just leftovers from the carriage and there is no metal left. It seems that they got everything they wanted.

>Keep it a secret, bum around before hoping into bed (Heal up completely, regain all BRUTAL CUNNIN points.
>Craft a bit before hitting the bed.
>”GITS, DERE'S 'UMIES TO KRUMP! PACK YER STUFF, WE'RE GOIN' SOON!”
>Share the info only with your Nobz and think about how you want to do it.
>Something else?(write-in)

>>41075531
Have we used any brutal cunnin points yet?

Anyway,
>Craft a bit before hitting the bed.
Apply humie sword to basha, make spiky basha.

>Share the info only with your Most Cunning Nobz and think about how you want to do it.

>>41075466
KRUMP EM HOOD.

I'm committing to this.


Anyway, how many BOYZ we got and how much Dakka?

Use the sword blade to craft a Choppa

>>41075531
>>Craft a bit before hitting the bed.
Make a bone basha with some metal bits to reinforce it! Ask Woiodbrain to help.

>>41075570
Given the unfinished gate, we should probably attack sooner rather than later, or they'll have time to finish their defenses.

If we hit them in a surprise attack we should be able to deal with their militia before it can properly rally.

>>41075531
>Something else?(write-in)
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>41075531
>Tell Woodbrain to gather up the Tinkboyz, and make a basha for everyone, heal up a bit and attack tomorrow at dusk

>>41075602
The gate is far from being finished, don't worry about it. You are on a time limit, yes, but not as tight as you think.

>>41075586
No Dakka yet, only rocks to throw which are quite brutal because ork strength. You have about 115 orks total, all want to fight of course. You have about 8 orks that are more skilled but by not whole lot.

>>41075636
OH didn't know we had a hundred orkz, Never mind then time to WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>41075611
We waaaaaggghhh at dawn

>>41075605
Seconding, WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH

Time for sneaky gitzing is done, time for krumping is now.

>>41075567
Nope. 2 left.

>>41075636
>>41075671

Is the gate east or the west side of the city?
If it's on the east side, then attacing at dusk would bbe advantegaous.
Otherwise dusk is better

WAAAAAAAGGGHHH

>>41075671
>>41075678
No we WAAAAAAAGGGGGHH tomarrow night we need some time prepare

Crafting

From what I've seen and judged out.

>Tell tinkboyz to choppa/basha it up, you have bits of rocks but not much, mostly wood and bits of metal
>Tell only Nobz and think about it before attacking as early as possible.

>>41075725
Neither, it faces south.

I say we start crafting stone clubs and choppaz for all the BOYZ. That way we practice crafting and arm out forces.

Also, spears and slings.

we need to get Woodbrain to make us that poison basha

>>41075756
Then we attack at midday, to blind their archers.

>>41075756
Nah night attack, otherwise yes to everything else

>>41075756
Is there enough swords for all our boyz?

>>41075792
Orks see better at night so yes, night attack.
Also hides our numbers so weze extra cunning.

>>41075803
Probably not enough swords, Probably enough clubs and spears though, Some might getl ucky enough to have swords

>>41075803
Swords are unusable by you beyond over-glorified daggers without a handle to grab on because you're too big for them. They can be, however, used for more orky weapons.

>>41075803
Of course not, we only have metal scraps, and some old rusty weapons

Craft Weapons, then sleep

>>41075830
Nah ya git, We gotta surround da village so no humies get out!

>>41075857
That is why we attack at night if they don't know where the way out is they wont get out!

>>41075857
Then we surround it at night and attack then. If there is a wall and gates, we just need to keep each gate guarded so none get out.

Then we work the humies in the new mine.

You can talk about strategy later with Nobz if you all want to. So far you can do

>Tell Nobz to gather up Tinkers and order them to mass produce more proper weapons
>Then have the nobz come to you and talk over the situation more properly.

You can always craft yourself a weapon too. Not too high quality but you won't burden other tinkers.

So are we going the full Mekboy route? I'd prefer just a propa Warboss with a penchant for the biggest and fastest trakk there is.

>>41075886
>Then we work the humies in the new mine.
NO SURVIVAS YA GIT! IT NEVA WORKS OUT GOOD IN DA END!
>>41075891
>Tell Nobz to gather up Tinkers and order them to mass produce more proper weapons
>Then have the nobz come to you and talk over the situation more properly.

>>41075899
Fuck no we ain't going mekboy route, WE'Z SZOGNIK DA GITHOG! DA GRAND SPEEDA!

>>41075904
So basically this

>>41075891
>Tell Nobz to gather up Tinkers and order them to mass produce more proper weapons
Even simple wooden clubs and shields will be useful right now.

>>41075904
Who sez we feed em or ought?

>>41075925
who says we can't be the fastest and tink about?

>>41075928
>Who sez we feed em or ought?
Dat'z not da point ya git, Some might escape and tell otha humies bout us!

>>41075925
>>41075899
If you get to tinkering about more you won't be able to back off and multiclass, ork genes prevent you from doing that. Right now, branching out to any other archetype of an ork would be hard, but doable.

in that case we need to stop crafting by ourselves.

>>41075974
You can be both a big mek and a warboss you know.

>>41075974
Yup

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>>41075948
Then how about we order the tinkboyz to work on weapons, talk to the nobz, and then build a mini wall around our camp so our BOYZ know what they're going to deal with and we can get some defense. And if it's a palisade wall we can uproot the logs/wood and use them as spears/rams.

A bit of a mess here. Let's finish this up with one last vote.

>Craft yourself?

Otherwise, tell Nobz to tell tinkers to work on weapons and stuff and then join you in thinking about the situation.

>>41076023
>No to crafting ourselves

>>41075974
If we would be on a Forgeworld, or a more mechanized planet, going Mek would be obvious, but right now in this situation it would be nothing but restriction.

>>41076023
No. Let's hold off

>>41076023
No we are da boss, we don't do the dirty work, we order our boyz to do that

>>41076023
No

>>41076040
this. let the boyz do it

>>41076023

As much as we'd like to get our tinkerin' on, we got boss responsib- respunsbl- we's got ta do boss stuff instead!

>>41076018
That would cost a BRUTAL CUNNIN POINT that won't regenerate for next day due to the severity of CUNNIN BRUTALITY invested in that.

also it would take buttload of time.

Writing.

>>41076018
this sounds like a good idea

>>41076089
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyMiLGBKT0

>>41076018
Would Happily back.

>>41076114
YA GIT DAT AIN'T OUR SONG! DIS IS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uBU5ddX4U

>>41076018
Don't forget time is against us. We should attack before they finish building their defences, not start building our own.

>>41076143
yeah, but afterwards?

>>41076143
It'd take more than a few days you know that right?

>>41076137
YOUR DA GIT HERE DAT IS NOT OUR SONG ETHER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8TVTRsPqU

>>41076178
DEY'Z BOTH OUR SONG YA GIT!

>>41076152
Afterwards certanly, because we must prepare to the possibility of a retaliation.

>>41076159
What's the guarantee that the humans won't build faster than we do? We would have to start form a scratch, while they are half finished

>>41076192
we don't need a gate per se just an opening. the wall will be there to stop flanking

>>41076192
The Qm already said it'd take awhile ya stupid git

>>41075531
“Go gather up other Nobz and tell em to tell da tinkboyz do work on wepons! Dun't tell anyone else!”

He quickly follows your orders and goes off into the tribe, searching for Nobz. You yourself go to your hut and burst in quickly, you don't find Woodbrain in it however, it seems that he will come in later most likely, given how he's your tinkboy.

You wait idly, gnawing on bones and sharpening your teeth in your impatient wait before you see the 4 Nobz and Woodbrain come in, they all wrap around the table and look at you, clearly happy for the oncoming fight.

“Boss, iz dat tru!?”

“Yes!”

“Yu'z da best boss! Wen we attack!?”

“...Wait... Dey need to know et was us! We'z need sum colorz and signs!”

>As soon as we have weapons for our boys.
>At night when our weapons are ready

>Work on your color scheme?

>BRUTAL CUNNIN ACTIONS:

>Attack at noon to blind the humies.
>Other tactics? (write-in)

Woodbrain will make you a weapon after you clear out the tactics.

>>41076221
Because we can shit out a wall under a minute, you grot!

>>41076227
>At night when our weapons are ready

>Dark Red and black, FASTED AND BRUTAL!

>Surround the villages completely before the attack so no humies get out, Da signal to charge will be WAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>41076227
>Other tactics?
Make sure that the carrie that the nobz took is ready for the go. it's the perfect device to carry more loot

>Other tactics
We shall strike in the dead of kight

>>41076227
>At night when our weapons are ready
>Work on your color scheme?
Blue and red. Red is fastah, blue is sneakier at night. KUNNIN AND SPEEDIN

>>41076227
>>41076258
Also for our clan name i suggest Da Skar Boyz

>>41076274
PURPLE IS THE SNEAKY COLOR YOU GROT!

Da RedHogz!

Hold on on the schemes. I have a special idea for it. It will most likely backfire on me but so far, it's a Yes or No? Deal with it.

>>41076258
Eh i'll second

>>41076299
Yes

>>41076299
You mean the color schemes or the plan kind?

>>41076329
Seeing things, thought I wrote colors in there.

Wait with names for the tribe and color schemes. Do talk about strategy.

>>41076358
Eh long as you don't give us a retarded name or color scheme like pink or something sure i guess

>>41076375
You got something against pink?

>>41076274

I second this. Also lets assign nobs to different sections of the wall to make sure no humies get out and to control da boys.

>>41076375
Oh no anon, don't worry. I won't leave something so crucial just to myself, I haven't worded myself correctly, but you will be able to color every part.

>>41076400
Humies are pink and humies are weak! Derefore pink makes ya weak!

>>41076358
I vote for at night, with weapons ready, surrounding the village to make sure no one gets away.

>>41076403
Oops. I meant to say black and red. I replied to the wrong comment by mistake. Also lets surround the village.

>>41076415
Oh then sure go for it

So unless I am blind as shit. The general consensus is:

>At night when our weapons are ready

Is this what you want to go for?

Also, you will decide on the scheme and name soon.

>>41076543
Yup

>>41076415
Humies are various shades of brown you colorblind git.

>>41076543
Yes, also fix the carriage if possible, just enough to carry more loot back to the camp

>>41076543
Yep. Dats it boss

>>41076582
Anon.

There's nothing left of it.

>>41076543
Yep.
>>41076582
Also a good idea.

Writing.

>>41076606
Oh well, let's hope we can find some intact in the city then

>>41076606
Tell the boys when we attack tomorrow to not smash the humie wagons. Use carts in the village to bring back loot.

Just as fun ork reading I was in a short ork klan creation thread the other day that was fun.

Link for those who are interested.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40996717/

>>41076656
Two words. Boar Chariot

>>41076227
“Gitz! First thing first! We'z gonna.. Hmm... Hmmmhmm... When our wepons are ready.. And.. At noight!”

“Ohhh!! Brutally cunnin' boss!” All Nobz nod in agreement and compliment your above than average intelligence of your brain, exact reason why you became the boss. And well, you are the strongest and biggest as well. But mostly brains! Totally intelligence.

You draw a crude map of the area of the village and point out who does what, which boils down to something very simple. Rush into the village, leave some boyz outside to make sure no one gets out as well. The night will provide excellent cover for your band of orks and will prevent early spotting from the humans.

The talk itself goes on however for a while, your Nobz asking questions and bickering about the strategy, some want to just go and bash everything, but they're promptly taken down by your fist and Grot Basha.

Ahh, Grot Basha, it's an old weapon, time to get a new one.

“Oy! Mista Woodbrain!”

“Boss, yes boss?”

“Make me a new wepon!”

“Boss, yes! What ye want boss?”

>Add a sword to this weapon
>Make entirely new weapon.
>Make two, bit less effective weapons (Pick one: Ranged/Melee, Melee/Melee)

>Give Woodbrain a BRUTAL CUNNIN point for something really cunningly brutal!

>>41076749
>Give Woodbrain a BRUTAL CUNNIN point for something really cunningly brutal!

You already know

>>41076749
>Make entirely new weapon.
A giant hammer with a spike on an end, Call it the Gitsmasha

>>41076749
>>Give Woodbrain a BRUTAL CUNNIN point for something really cunningly brutal!
Da poisoned snek bone basha!

>>41076749
>>Give Woodbrain a BRUTAL CUNNIN point for something really cunningly brutal!

>>41076749
>Give Woodbrain a BRUTAL CUNNIN point for something really cunningly brutal!

Give woodbrain a brutal cunning point.

>>41076749
Could he make a Morningstar out of the vertebrates of the giant snake?!

>>41076839
Morning star has spikes, such brutality would require him a BRUTAL CUNNIN point.

Speaking of which, you can drop ideas for something BRUTALLY CUNNIN if he gets a point, and he will.

>>41076839
Sounds stupid and it would break waaay to easily

>>41076876
A giant hammer that has a spike on the other end so we can flip it around and use it as a spear/lance that's poisoned with the snake venom

I've got an idea: If we are the big and fast green mofos that just charge at hummies... why not get ourselves some pikes or just logs for our front lines?

>>41076883
HEH DIZ LITTLE GROT KANT LIV'T DA SNAKE! HEH!

make dat snake tooth basha and attach our current grot from the grot basha to it.

>>41076883
No ya git, we think it strong so it be strong

>>41076899
This

>>41076876
This >>41076899
That's what we were going to use the snake fang for.

>>41076899
Second, BRUTAL AND CUNNIN ALL IN ONE!

We should see about the upgrade to our basha. Don't know about a hammer, but seeing it as a metal weapon would be nice.
using some of the bones would be cool, but metal should be the priority.
A nice bonus to our melee.

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Alright.

>A new weapon with brutal cunnin point for Woodbrain.

>Roll 3d6 for severity of the BRUTAL CUNNIN.

(You will receive the lance hammer thing, don't worry about it, it's just about how effective and flashy it will be.)

AND NOW WE CAN GET TO WORK ON THE SCHEME AND NAME OF OUR BAND.

>Suggest colors (hex codes highly preferred) for body parts, you cannot change what's already colored. Suggest names as well.

I'll let you guys bum around with this one. If you want the site its this: http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/orkp.php

You can use it as well. I'll check in on you guys ever so often to see what gets most votes and pick out that.

Rolled 25, 33, 44 = 102 (3d99)

>>41077119
Why not roll the colors?

Rolled 4, 6, 1 = 11 (3d6)

>>41077119
come on dice gods

Rolled 4, 6, 5 = 15 (3d6)

>>41077119
Big money

>>41077151
Too random, besides, how would you roll for a color? I have no clue.

Rolled 2, 3, 2 = 7 (3d6)

>>41077119

Rolled 4, 5, 4 = 13 (3d6)

>>41077119
Come on woodbrain

>>41077162
15 is highest. So close yet so far.

I am sorry guys but I am out of it. Too tired to keep going. I'll continue tomorrow, but I am up for Q&A and the scheme and name picks.

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>>41077173
You roll 3d99. And then write the three sets of numbers together in the hex code. 25, 33, 44 turns into a dark blue.

>>41077221
Oh. Smart, but I want players to have lots of customization.

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Here's what i got
Large area's of metal:#454247
Decorative bits of metal:#212121
Eyes:#FF0000
Shirt:#2E0606
Pieces of leather and hand wraps:#574F41
And finally pants:#2B2925

>>41077317
Nicely done anon! I'll second both the name and color scheme

>>41077317
Eh sure second

>>41077317
I dunnow, it looks a little colourless

>>41077317
not enuff flash

>>41077468
>>41077479
We don't want it to be bright and flashy though if we're doing a sneak attack

>>41077493
dude... we'll be chargin' in, killing everybody

I fink we needz zum grren paint to be extra orky, roight boss?

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Blue for sonic and red for speed

To clarify. This isn't something you will be changing anything soon if at all.

Pick wisely anons. After you all pick, I'll end the thread.

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>>41077531

>>41077551
Ok boss, got it boss.

>>41077317
I can get behind this.

I'll wait 5 more minutes, if nothing else changes, >>41077317 wins.

>>41077317
I like this, but is paint the pauldrons or breastplate red. we're evil sunz we've gotta be the fastest.

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>Snake vest,
>Yellow Sunz pants
>red shoez cuz red goes fasta
>red wristwrap to smack fasta
>blue wristwrap to smack luckyista
>Name clos to Warboss's

The ultimate clan

>>41077688
We needz green too, cuz we needx to be da fastest orkz!

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you know you want it

>>41077317
I'd personally prefer a brighter red. and a bit more of it.

>>41077715
Where do you guys make those colour schemes?

>>41077715
Change shirt to red and it's good

changing this vote >>41077580
to >>41077715

>>41077715
Way to many colors

Okay, we got a sudden contester.

Final vote

>Gihud Clan, >>41077715 color scheme.
>Scar Crew Clan, >>41077317 color scheme.

If you gits won't decide in next 7 minutes I am rolling for it.

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>>41077754
Like dis?

>>41077817
>>Scar Crew Clan, >>41077317 color scheme.

>>41077817
>Scar Crew Clan, >>41077317 (You) color scheme.

>>41077817
scar crew clan get's my vote

>>41077817
>Scar Crew Clan, >>41077317 (You) color scheme.
The other has to many color's and it's a little to bright

>>41077828
Aww yeah, now this would kick ass at max speed.

>>41077817
>Gihud Clan, >>41077715 # color scheme.

>>41077828
That's perfect!

>>41077861
>>41077835
I sense a samefag in this..

>>41077828
Actually changing to this

>>41077828
This.
>>Skar crew clan, >>41077828 color scheme

>>41077828
I like it.

>>41077894
Why? i was just stating my opinion

>>41077828
voting for this

>>41077715
I like this, but I dont want us to be known as the rainbow orks. I'd change the arm bands so they're both red, and perhaps change the pants to red (or black) too.

>>41077930
See >>41077828
I think it works better.

Mostly red, but with one blue wrist for luck.

This is a fucking mess oh god.

I think Gihud's scheme wins, but with the votes for the other one, how about we take Scar Crew name?

>>41078048
for it

>>41078048
I can work with that

>>41078048
What oh c'mon
IF we go by official votes skar crew won

>>41078048
Sounds fine.

>>41078048
That is good.

>>41078048
Sure.

>>41078084
I'M SORRY ANON BUT MY COMPREHENSION GOES ONLY SO FAR ;_;.

Sorry to disappoint everyone voting otherwise, but I am not going to drag this out any further.

>Gihud color scheme, Skar Krew name.

End of story, please, can someone archive the thread?

also, Q&A?

ALSO: My twitter which I forgot to post: https://twitter.com/OrkQuestQM

>>41078048
Atleast change the pant's chestplate and armwrap color

>>41078115
>Asks for an official vote, OHGODWHATMESSEVENTHOUGHITISN'T
>Use's the unofficial votes as votes
The hell man this is some grade a bullshit

>>41078118
I will use the newest scheme: >>41077828

>>41078142
It's fucking random as hell even for orks, The pant's color looks terrible and doesn't fit, The chest is pure black which isn't even metal and the armband is fucking bright as hell and what's with the goddamn pink shit?

>>41078140
The other colour scheme only got posted just after the official vote options were.

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Gotta go fast

>>41078140
salty?

>>41078174
What pink, I see no pink at all?

>>41078196
The shoulder piece of armor is pink

>>41078174
the chest isn't even close to a pure black.

>>41078214
I'd say it's more of a reddish-brown.

>>41078214
holy shit you're completely colourblind

>>41078224
It had rivet's, You can't even tell it fucking has any anymore, It's basically pure black

>>41078140
Look butthurt, the second colour scheme got posted after most people already voted for the first one,
Strictly because only the first one existed at that time

Daboss, how do we acuire new and more boyz?

>>41078293
It's still awful, It looks like someone picked some colors at random, But hey i mean if you want our ork's to look like faggots then by all means

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41073020/

The archive. I am out now, next thread? No idea, I'll post on the twitter when I'll make new one tho.

https://twitter.com/OrkQuestQM if any of you missed it.

>>41078322
>Implying this isn't part of the boss' kunnin' scheme to blend in with the slaanesh boyz then krump 'em.

>>41078322
You could have always made your own with modifications according to the crowd's taste

>>41078353
If i do that now can we revote next thread?

>>41078370
I'm sure about it.

>>41078407
Okay, I'll try then

Er how do you take a screenshot like in>>41077828
?

>>41078624
>print screen button
>ctrl-v into paint
>crop out
>post

or you can be smarter than me and just press the "get image url" at the bottom

>>41078677
Thanks