>look around at other passengers/driver
>fiddle with your phone

>>41159990
>Ask "Are we there yet?"

>>41159990
>try to fiddle with yourself

>>41159990
is anybody else in the car?

>>41159990
>> Ask "Are we there yet?"

>>41160074
second

>>41159990
>Pose fabulously and declare yourself the ultimate life form.

> Fiddle with your phone

>>41159990
> Ask "Are we there yet?"

I once did that the entire time during a 2 hour journey.

>>41159990
QM, do we have significant facial features? Like big nose, prominent chaw bones, something like that?

>>41159990
> Ask "Are we there yet?"
Ten times.

>>41160151
We have the world's squarest chin

>>41159990
>Fiddle with your phone

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>>41160040
>>41160070
>>41160090
>>41160168

You see your big brother, and your dad who is driving and ignores you.

Hmm, maybe you shouldn't have asked so many times earlier.

The front passenger seat is empty, _of course_.

> Fiddle with your phone
> Repeat your question, louder
> Check out what your bro is doing on his phone
> [Write in]

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>try to fiddle with yourself

>>41160343
Same.

>>41160336
>Fiddle with your phone
The phone is a source of infinite entertainment.

>>41160336
Take his phone from him and check out what the ass is doing.

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>>41160370
>>41160343
>>41160074

Once your mum caught you and it was the Worst Moment Of Your Entire 14-Years Of Life. You are not going to let this happen again.

Oh btw, your brother is looking at anime pictures. He hasn't noticed you looking over his shoulder.

> Mock him.
> Try to talk to him about anime
> Text your friends to tell them your bro is into anime
> [Write in]

>>41160604
Take better look at his pictures.

>>41160604
>mock him
Call him a weaboo and
>text your friend to tell them your bro is into anime

>>41160604
Say the following words: "Homura was right."

>>41160604
>Molest him and talk like a anime girl

>>41160151
As far as you know, you look totally normal. Some kid once told you you were cute. Then you punched him.

>>41160676
>>41160678
You have no idea who Homura is, the only japanese cartoons you've seen are Ghibli movies and Pokemon.

>>41160604
> Text your friends to tell them your bro is into anime

>>41160676
Queen of the magical girls

>>41160604
look for food in the department on the back of the front seat.

>>41160726
google "how to annoy anime fans" on your phone

>>41160726
>Ghibli movies
Nausicaa too?

>>41160726
how is our hair?

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>>41160648
>>41160651
>>41160771

O. M. G.

You text your best friend Katie.

"I THINK BRO IS A PEDO FILE"

> Confront him.
> Keep talking to Katie
> Tell Dad
> [Write in]

>>41160906
>Tell Dad
that Bro is a disgusting PEDO FILE

>>41160906
>you become a pedofile too

>>41160906
>> Keep talking to Katie

>>41160906
>blackmail brother

>>41160877
Nothing that obscure. Spirited Away and Totoro? Your bro wanted you to watch something called Grave of the Fireflies once but it was so boring you nodded off after twenty minutes.

>>41160900
Longish, straight, dark brown. Sometimes you wear it as a pigtail, but mostly you can't be bothered.

>>41160906
>Keep talking to Katie

>>41161219
>Grave of the Fireflies once but it was so boring you nodded off after twenty minutes
You dun goofed, you missed the best parts, next time watch it whole it's really worth thetime.

>>41161219
>Sometimes you wear it as a pigtail,
Gayyy. You're like... this " close from starting to suck dicks.

>>41160906
> Keep talking to Katie
like, OMG

>>41160906
>> Keep talking to Katie

>>41160906
>Keep talking to Katie

>>41160906
wear your hair open.

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>>41161391
>>41161385
>>41161370
>>41161288
You carry on talking to Katie.
---
Katie : OMG, CALL THE POLICE !!!
You: UM
You: I'm not sure they investigate anime pictures. And I don't actually want my brother to go to jail.
Katie: You sure?
You: ...
---

You look up to see that your brother has noticed you. He's turned off his phone.

"What's up with that expression?"

> "Argh, keep away from me!"
> "I know what you were looking at, you know..."
> Ignore him.
> [Write in]

>>41161622
> "I know what you were looking at, you know..."

>>41161622
>> "I know what you were looking at, you know..."

>>41161622
> "Argh, keep away from me!"

>>41161622
>"A small dispute with Katie. About... um... legality of... drawn stuff. that wouldn't be legal if it were real thing."

>>41161622
>Ignore him.
Paedophile vision is based on movement, if we don't move, he can't see us.

>>41161622
>Are you a pedofile?

>>41161742
This checks out.

>>41161622
>...Pervert

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>>41161658
>>41161680
>>41161747

"I know what you were looking at." You say. "Pedo."

He splutters. "No, no. I was just ahem, perusing the finest of east asian drawn art. N-nothing wrong at all!"

Okay some points here:

1. He can probably beat you up or make your life a living hell
2. You'll be staying in the same room as him for two weeks during vacation in some weird place in scotland - if you arrive
3. He has money. And he knows how to use ~bittorrent~.

> Blackmail.
> Believe him and drop the subject
> Pretend to believe him and drop the subject
> Tell Dad right away
> [Write in]

>>41162238
>> Blackmail.

But only a few times.

>>41162238
>[Write in] Ignore brother, look out the window and see what's passing by.

... Stealth-fully masturbate once he's no longer paying attention to pass the time.

>>41162238
>Blackmail.
Who in their right mind could say no to blackmailing their brother?

>>41162238
>Blackmail

>>41162264
>>41162238
PS: If you want to blackmail, please say what you want.

>>41162286
Money? Women? Alcohol? ALL OF THE THINGS?!

>>41162286
He's gotta buy us stuff yo.

>>41162238
> Pretend to believe him and drop the subject
Bide our time!

>>41162238
>Pretend to believe him and drop the subject
We can blackmail him when we actually have something to blackmail him for.

>>41162286
Blackmail him to buy us new video game

>>41162238
> Pretend to believe him and drop the subject

>>41162238
>> Pretend to believe him and drop the subject

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>>41162516
>>41162453
>>41162331
>>41162311

You say, "Hmm, okaaaay. Whatever you say, Andrew."

He looks relieved and lapses into an awkward silence.

You text Katie.

You: Oh I will remember this for when it comes in handy...
Katie: Lol.
You: Heheheh
*NO SIGNAL*
---

Damn, no mobile signal. What kind of crappy country is Scotland?

Now what?

> Ask Dad to turn on the car radio
> Try to sleep
> Look for something to eat?
> [Write in]

(Taking a break, back in half an hour)

>>41162797
> Ask Dad to turn on the car radio

>>41162797
> Try to sleep

Is this a fast forward button I see?
In any case, I tend to sleep whenever I'm a passenger in a vehicle.

>>41162797
>Try to sleep

>>41162797
>Look for something to eat?

>>41162797
>> Ask Dad to turn on the car radio
If we get static, we might have entered silent hill.

>>41162797
> Look for something to eat?
Snack time!

>driving in Scotland
>driver's seat is on the left

Are we some kind of dirty European?

>>41162951
Driving seat... On the LEFT?! HERESY! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

>>41162951
>implying britain isn't European

>>41162997
Shhh, don't tell them that, the shock will kill them.

>>41162997
Yeah really what you should be saying is "are we some kind of dirty continental."

TOOTHPASTE IS NOT FOOD, CAPTCHA.

>>41163031
What if they're from, like, Cyprus or Iceland?

>>41162997
They like to think that they're an island in the mid Atlantic, rather than 20 miles from France.

>>41163050
Those are such minuscule odds, it really doesn't matter. And I mean, really, is Cyprus or Malta REALLY that much less continental than say, non-jutland denmark?

>>41163120
No. Just like the Brits.

>>41162951
Uh oops, I was wondering when someone was going to catch that. It's not important

Dad bought a weird foreign car second hand because it was cheap.

We have a three way tie at the moment.

>>41162797
Radio.

>>41163534
Cheap...? Oh dear, I can see where this is going.

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>>41163568
>>41162887
>>41162830
The signal is very bad out here. You make out, through the static, something like.

"...gency ... cast...... all civi..."

And then Dad signs and pushes the button to switch to the CD player. Terrible country music comes out over the speakers.

> Ask for dad to switch back.
> DEMAND DAD SWITCH BACK
> Sigh and try to sleep
> [Write in]

>>41163947
> Sigh and try to sleep

Fuck this shitty music, nap time.

>>41163947
> Ask for dad to switch back.

>>41163947
>Sigh and try to sleep

>>41163947
>kick him

>>41163947
>DEMAND DAD SWITCH BACK
We can't let our pure teen ears be ruined by OLD PEOPLE music.

>>41163947
>Sigh and try to sleep
Disregard plot, acquire nap.

>>41163947
> Sigh and try to sleep
Go2sleep

>>41163947
>See if you can stream music over the serious from your phone.

>>41164196
No signal.

>>41163947
>country
That's good music to sleep to

>>41164213
Good point.
>serious
The fuck phone? How do you autocorrect stereo to serious.

>>41164280
Oh, I thought you meant Serious XM Radio.

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>>41163947
It takes some trying, but you drift off to sleep.

What most occupies your mind as you finally fall asleep?

> [Write in]

>>41164472
>Boy butts

Really getting in the RP here guys.

>>41164472

Considering what we were just recently looking at... How about ourselves in anime style?

>>41164485
Boy butts sound good. Mmm... Boy butts...

>>41164472
Incestuous boy butts.

>>41164537
Does our bro have a nice ass? Time to find out?!

>>41164537
Like, her brother's butt, or other butts who are brothers?

>>41164566
Our brother's butt rubbing against our father's butt, clearly.

>>41164472
The butts of boys. Also for some reason rampant arson.

>>41164472
Delicious butts

>>41164566
Both. Both, my good man.

>>41164537
>>41164575
>>41164577
>>41164588
What a time to be alive.

>>41164603
Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too early to conquer the galaxy.
Born just in time to enjoy incestuous boy butts.

>>41164618
The best time to be alive.

>>41164618
>>41164634
Don't forget the rampant arson

>>41164537
>>41164563
>>41164566
>>41164575
>>41164588
>>41164603
>>41164618
>>41164634
You are all terrible people.

>>41164472
Chipotle

>>41164656
Brilliant people.

>>41164656
Yes, and?

>>41164656
We love you too, Anon.

>>41164675
Terribly brilliant.
Or brilliantly terrible?

I feel like OP just saw this shit and left.

>>41164870
It's all your fault.

>>41164894
Wouldn't be the first time. No regerts, right?

>>41164927
Oho, where's that I wonder?
Dream time

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>>41164927

>>41164959
Oh god here comes Brother's hot ass

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>>41164959
> FIGHT
> USE MAGIC
> RUN

>>41164959
Welp

>>41165001
>MASTURBATE

>>41165001
>FIGHT
YOU FIST THAT ASS
YOU FIST THAT ASS TIL IT BLEEDS

>>41165011
Seconded, seconded soooo hard.

>>41165001
> FIGHT
Kill 'em!

>>41165011
>>41165010
Fist with one hand, masturbate with the other!

>>41165001
>USE MAGIC
Magic missile will save us!

>>41165001
CAST FLARE

>>41165001
> USE MAGIC
That's not a boybutt, that's a man ass! Kill it with fire!

>>41165010
>>41165011
>>41165043
Will you retards fuck off with this magical realm shit already? Jesus Christ.

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>>41165139
Whippin' this out earlier than I thought I would.

>>41165139
>Magical realm
This isn't magic realm. This is called jokes nigga.

>>41165139
Ya'll need to chill, dawg. Keep calm and think of delicious boy butts.

>>41165001
> USE MAGIC

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>>41165215
>>41165105
>>41165088
It DOESN'T WORK OH GOD OHGOD OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

>>41165252
FIST IT! FIST IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! DRILL YOUR FIST RIGHT IN THERE! BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU TO DRILL THAT ASS WITH YOUR FIST!

>>41165252
YOU MUST FIIIIIIIIIIIIST THEEEEEEM!!!

>>41165172
It's repetitive lolsorandum bullshit that makes every silly quest shit because nobody ever bothers trying to be remotely creative or coherent and just spams sexual shit like monkeys.

>>41165252
Bite it. Bite the ass.

>>41165304
Kinky.

>>41165291
I agree with you on the masturbation "joke" votes being shitty, but OP dealt with the butt vote well and seems to be ignoring those so hopefully it shouldn't be too bad.

>>41165252
Enter its asshole, it's the only way.

>>41165411
Anyways, this is all just a dream sequence. That's my reason for voting this shit in.

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What

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>>41165575
Oh boy.

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What the FUCK is wrong with your subconscious.

You wake up and fortunately and INSTANTLY forget the rest of the dream. And when you turn your head you see your brother's buttcrack.

You feel instantly nauseous.

> Vomit
> Tell dad to stop the car, then vomit.

Dream-smothered by hairy man-ass. That's some freudian shit right there.

>>41165637
> Vomit
>open the window tho

>>41165637
>Stare at that glorious ass. Enjoy the view.

>>41165637
Vomit.

Ain't no brakes on this road trip.

>>41165637
>Tell dad to stop the car, then vomit.

See, this is what you get for demanding incest boybutt. Shoulda just left it at boybutt, but no, you had to reach too far.

>>41165637
>Vomit out the window.

>>41165637
> Tell dad to stop the car, then vomit.

>>41165637
> Tell dad to stop the car, then vomit.
It may be cheap but we gotta ride in it.

Tell dad to stop the car, then vomit

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>>41165760
>>41165701
>>41165680
You make clear to Dad that he had better stop NOW if he wants his car to have any resale value. He stops the car besides a ditch.

You clamber out. Your brother follows.

"Hey, are you okay?"

> Vomit there and then.
> Get away from the weird pedo butt boy, then vomit.
> [Write in]

>>41166123
> Vomit there and then.

>>41166123
Vomit then and there, this is his fault whether he knows it or not

>>41166123
>Get away from the weird pedo butt boy, then vomit.

>>41166123
>Vomit there and then.

>>41166123
> Vomit there and then.
Scrub your insides and your mind!

>>41166123
>> Vomit there and then.

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>>41166327
>>41166181
>>41166166
>>41166157
Predictably, it gets everywhere.

Oh dear.


(Okay, this seems like a good place to stop, so I'm gonna end the session now) I plan on continuing another time (Maybe tomorrow, starting a bit earlier??)

Next time:
How pissed is our brother gonna be?
Will we make it to our destination?
What's up with that weird radio broadcast?
WILL THERE BE PLOT?

Hope you had fun!)

>>41166542
Fun was indeed had. Thanks for the thread, good work.

>>41166542
It was great, thanks for running. Do you have a Twitter?

>>41166542
Fucking nice art, thanks OP.

>>41166799
Second.

>>41164687
both ya git

>>41166799
No twitter yet, I might set one up later. Gotta go now sorry.

>>41165139
its sex jokes not magical realm

>>41167019
Whys you so slow? You lookin'a get krump'd?

>>41166542
well there was already plot

in the backstory sense

by which i mean boy buts

>>41167157
That was not a boy-butt. Man-ass is not an acceptable replacement.

>>41167235
true

>>41166542
Are you going to archive this?

>>41167948
Well, here you go.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41159990/

I didn't have much to go on.

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>>41159990
>posting art as an inferior .jpg
>not a .png
Why can't you use your powers for good instead of evil.