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>>41176136

"Hello?" The brown-haired idol tries again, seemingly slightly put off by your immediate lack of response. "I apologize if I'm interrupting anything, but I really just need directions. As soon as I get them I can be out of your hair, and--"

You shake your head, finally managing to breathe again. "I...it's alright. Sorry. It's...it's been quite the busy morning." You put on an apologetic smile that you also hoped looked tired, or at the very least fatigued - which you actually are besides everything else, so you didn't need to fake that too hard.

Iori's smile immediately turns apologetic as well, the sympathy in her eyes genuine enough to make your insides clench in and twist up. "Oh, I see. Well, I can definitely emphatize, I've had those kinhjtd of mornings before." She shakes her head, a sigh leaving soft lips tastefully covered in a rather conservative shade of lipstick, in contrast to your own dry ones that you didn't even have time to smear lipgloss over. "A hectic pace right off the bat, of meetings and recordings and guest appearances. It's all you could do not to collapse facefirst into your food during lunch!"

You nod, politely giggling at the idol's slightly awkward attempt at humor. Good, good. Conversation is good. Don't give her any time to look at you too closely. You're just a stranger, another forgettable employee inside the office building she let herself into. ...Add to that, how the heck did she get here, anyway? Surely someone should've at least kept her at the lobby downstairs, or at the very least escorted her around...?

No time to think about now, as the conversation turns back again to your sempai. The idol seems to be really eager to see her again, and it's here that you smile apologetically at her once more when you're quizzed about her location again.

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>>41176163

"I'm....I'm really sorry, but I really can't help you. Chiaki Matsuda-san is indisposed at the moment, and we've been left specific instructions that she isn't to be disturbed."

That...well, that makes your sempai sound cold, but it's not like Chiaki's going to win Miss Congeniality anytime soon. That said, she's been getting better at the whole 'treat other people like human beings' thing - but that's neither here nor there. She's in no shape to receive any guests, and that should be justification enough. You don't need to feel guilty for that - you have enough on your plate already.

But while it should have been enough for any prospective visitor to accept, Iori seems to have other plans.

"That's...well, no, I apologize, but that's not good enough." She shakes her head. "Chiaki-san and I have worked together in the past, and I know how she can be a bit...standoffish about certain things, but I know she'll be glad to receive me today."

Iori nods to herself, as if making up her mind to stay the course. "I need to talk to her about something, and it's really quite urgent, so please--"

And it's there that you see it. A nervous tic, only recently acquired, the single flaw in her confident body language.

Her hands coming together at her front, thumb and forefinger of the right hand twisting what looks like a silver ring on her left middle finger. A subtle, tasteful little thing with a glowing garnet jewel set into the metal.

...That's...no. She couldn't have...

How do you respond?

[]Insist that Chiaki isn't accepting visitors at this time, and that she should come back later. You can set up an appointment for her if she wants.
[]Tell her the truth.
[]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

>>41176211
[X]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

>>41176211
>[]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

>>41176211
[x] ask whether she is contracted to our officio
then
[x]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

>>41176211
>[X]Insist that Chiaki isn't accepting visitors at this time, and that she should come back later. You can set up an appointment for her if she wants.

>>41176211
Dammit Iori

[]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

>>41176211
[x]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

Time to foist the truck on the car.

>>41176211
>[]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.


Iori has met Sayaka before, hasn't she? It might be best to palm her off on someone else.

>>41176211
Telling her the truth is OUT OF THE F'N QUESTION.

Even if she contracted, she's still a newb MG with no involvement and the more people that know a secret, the harder it is to keep.

Not to mention that we have no idea what Officio she might be a part of. Didn't QB promise to Chiaki to not contract Iori? Midori doesn't know this, but she would know that he has something of a policy about people that actually have proper lives from what previous threads showed...

So that being said...

>[X]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

We have bigger worries, like figuring out how to steal a DE from a stupid vault and sneaking it to Chiaki...

>>41176211
[x]Insist that Chiaki isn't accepting visitors at this time, and that she should come back later. If she leaves her contact information with us, Matsuda-san will call her as soon as she is available again.
An appointment won't be good, simply because we don't know how long it will be before she's out of Regalia.

>>41176268
>Time to foist the truck on the car.

That's pretty clever. I chuckled.

>>41176211
>[x]Insist that Chiaki isn't accepting visitors at this time, and that she should come back later. You can set up an appointment for her if she wants.

>>41176211
[X]Ask Mami for help. She's good with people.

>>41176211
>[]Insist that Chiaki isn't accepting visitors at this time, and that she should come back later. You can set up an appointment for her if she wants.
Then:
>[]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.
NO,NO,NO. LET'S HOPE THAT OUR FEARS ARE NOT REAL

>>41176211
>[]Tell her the truth.
Ish.

"I'm sorry. I should have been a bit clearer - she's been hurt on a mission. It's not just a wound; it's a really complicated Magic thing, but for her own safety and everyone else's, she really can't see anyone right now. I wish I could tell you more, but that's all I'm absolutely sure of. When she recovers, and she will, I'll make sure someone lets you know."

>We're Chiaki again
did I miss a thread?

>>41176354
No, we're not a chiaki again.

>>41176211
[x]OTHER:
>[x]Guide her to the reception, let her wait there, THEN call for Sayaka to handle this

>>41176211
>[x]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

Telling her "no" will just make her delve deeper. How'd she get back here, anyway?

>>41176211
>[X]Ask the acting Warmaster for help. Sayaka should be able to handle this.

Sayakaaaaaa, the idol is a dumbass~

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>>41176211

Thank you for your participation!

Today's first voting period has concluded!

>>41176338
No, trying the "Chiaki's hurt so you can't see her" gambit is only going to backfire.

>>41176211
[x]make her koob's problem. A distraction from the GWs can only help you.

>>41176468
Agreed. We need to be subtle with Iori.
The problem is, What do we tell her as an excuse to prevent her to visit Chiaki withouth saying that she is hurt?

>>41176268
>time to foist the truck on the car

The bitchmobile can be very intimidating, for sure.

>>41176516
She's in the middle of something incredibly dangerous. Which really isn't a lie at all.

>>41176554
Bad answer. That will put Iori in a lot of stress and she will be more adamant to visit Chiaki

Finally managed to catch a thread after the hiatus. I was starting to get terrible meguca withdrawl symptoms.

>>41176462
damn I'm to late for the first votes

So Iori became meguca.We could have stopped this.

I bet she's a Callidus.

If Iori has contracted then she has no grounds to make demands of us, she's a newbie, we're a teacher, we tell her what to do, not the other way around.

>>41176655
She did not.

>>41176661

Instructor and aide to the warmaster, along with Kyoko. So she's very outranked.

In the last thread, what happens with Enishi at the end? Is she a virgin and suffers for it, is she a virgin but in reality her suffering is a facade, or she isn´t a virgin and fake her virginity and suffering?
Please anons, help me understand

>>41176655
It's not certain yet if she actually became a meguca or not. The ring might be a fake, modeled after the real things as a show of support and whatnot...

Still... as a Callidus, wouldn't Midori be able to check if another girl is a meguca or not?

As for Iori's possible rank... that could depend... Her attitude would leave her as a good Eversor, though her admiration of Chiaki might lead to her becoming a Vindicare... it depends on the Wish as well...

...

...

I just realized something...

Decu, in an earlier thread, said that we'd have the opportunity to recruit a new Cullexus...

He didn't mean Iori, did he?

>>41176709
Personaly I think she's a "virgin" because she's only taken it up the butt.

>>41176575
Then don't turn her away.

Use her to our advantage somehow. Tell her just enough that you don't give away anything crucial, say all of this is strictly on a need-to-know basis, and insist that you have a plan to save her. Ask for her cooperation and tell her that, if all goes well, as Warmaster's aide, you guarantee that she can talk to her.

Probably even stupider, but she's not going to be dissuaded. Best we can hope for is distracted or redirected.

From ask.fm:

>Are incubators still invisible to normies in MGNQ like in the anime? Or is it different in this timeline somehow?

Yeah, they're invisible to normies, except for the ones they choose to be visible to. Those that have massive Meguca potential can see him just fine, though.

>"Those that have massive Meguca potential can see him just fine, though."// After Kirika retirement, Kyuubey admitted that Iori could see him. OH-OH...

"Hello, police? I can see talking cats. ...Yes, I'll hold."

>>41176737
That's not really a good idea. Even if she's contracted, she's still a complete newb, not to mention that we have no idea what she can or can't do, not to mention that finding out would waste precious time.

Sending her to get taken care of by other people helps us by having her act as distraction while we do our job.

Also, I'm pretty sure Midori would want to keep away from Iori. There's always a chance that she might be recognized, and if Iori became a meguca, that would be even worse than normal considering the effects of negative emotions on the Soul Gem and stuff.

>>41176737
What!? Entering Iori in our plan? Are you crazy? That is calling for disaster. We need to keep her out of this. We can even pull rank. But in no way is a good idea telling her what´s happening

>>41176712
She might have married.

Or this isn't Iori at all.

>>41176712

Well, Iori's unlikable enough to be a Cullexus

Honestly, a part of me wants to see Midorin try to explain who she is to Iori.
"So, funny story, remember that magical girl who disguised herself as your dead best friend, had sex with you, then let a party of rapist fanboys in to your hotel room? Yeah, that was me."

>>41176813
>She might have married.

Well, she might have ended up engaged to that Garcia kid, that's always a possibility.

>>41176814
Shouldn't she be in a suit then? I thought current procedures required Culexuses to get suited up shortly after they contracted?

>>41176661
>>41176700
But the truck has a personal (and difficult) connection to the Warmaster and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, as she just demonstrated. Hell, considering what she knows of Chiaki, she's expecting to be allowed an audience at least. And Chiaki would probably have given her one.

>>41176709
You need to either read more or get some social skills. Hell, probably both. It's not that hard, you know.
But seeing as you have completely no experience with conversations, and lack general knowledge to read between the lines within a context (and catch the giant fucking hint at the end of it), I'll throw you a bone:

Enishi is a virgin and she's reduced to tears everytime she's reminded of this.
She tries to hide this but fails.
She is so desperate for a boyfriend that everyone can tell.
When Midori asked her whether the "desperate virgin thing was an act" after an otherwise respectable talk, it was like a slap in the face for Enishi. She put on her pokerface and lied through her teeth. Midori THEN tells her to "tone it down a few notches" because it's not a very good act.

Decu punctuates Enishi's misery by writing that she fails to hold back a sob as Midori leaves the classroom.

That last bit should tell you enough.

>>41176843
didn't they meet like 3 weeks ago?

>>41176844
Decu never defined how long a Culexus has before they have to suit up. Also, Midori's already feeling nervous enough around Iori that she wouldn't notice the usual effects unless she's particularly susceptible to them like Sayaka is.

>>41176737
Still a bad idea. The chances of her blabbing part of the plan to QB (or to someone who would tell him, or just near a camera), either out of ignorance of the gravitas of the situation, or outright malice against Midori, or just not getting her way, is high.

>>41176841
They did not have sex.

>>41176887
I might be remembering it wrong, but I think Iori and "Yayoi" were doing lewd things, weren't they?

>>41176712
>iori as a Culexus

oh man that would be hilarious

>>41176575
Midori could use her Callidus powers and put her in a dream, then call for her to be picked up and escorted somewhere else.

>>41176867
Well, thanks for your honest and very good answer, even if you lack manners or education. While I learn social skills and read more, you can learn those two things

>>41176911
that was midoris illusion, iori probably thinks it was real though

>>41176911

That's the way Chiaki understood the illusion, but we asked Midori and she was pretty adamant that they did not have sex, was really offended that Chiaki even thought they had, and stormed off angrily.

Was back during the Siberia arc and was the first time we had an argument with Midori.

>>41176918
Especially if she tried to keep up her idol career.

>>41176872
Even after I recently went through the entire archives from top to bottom, I can't say how long it's actually been since those two met.

I think it's more than 3 weeks though. More like a month and a half I think. Whether that would be enough or not depends on a lot of factor. The kid was definitely infatuated enough, on one hand, and on the other, people on the rebound can make some weird decisions at times, and Iori was definitely on the rebound.

>>41176872
No. Decu made time jumps in the thread, so technically Iori and Garcia met months ago

>>41176935
Oh yeah, that's right. I prefered the way I remembered it though.

>>41176937

She might make a good M-Idol.

>>41176872

Two weeks was from start to end of Siberia. After that the timeline gets incredibly screwy with Decu delays and no clear references to patime. It's probably been at least two months or more since the quest started.

>>41176960
Don't try to put best MGNQ idol out of a job.

>>41176979
I didn't know Ruri was an M-Idol.

You know, now that I think about it... there would be ONE way we could use Iori to help in this situation, but it would be dickish in the extreme, and it works only if she didn't contract already and only if she AND QB are willing to agree.

She could use her Wish to help Chiaki. Even in MGNQ, Wishes should be serious business, and with what we learned from Manuke earlier, we could probably come up with a Wish that could help Chiaki at least to an extent...

Still, that would be a Wish that's not made for one's self, and with unknown effects... Hell knows what kind of MG would result from something like that, or how long she'd last.

>>41176939
as far as i can tell
-garcia and iori met on the kilgore mission
-we left for siberia the morning after
-we were in siberia for 2 weeks (it says so in the thread were we are on the flight back to mitikahara)
-ruri mission + date with midori + smash and grab was all in the same week
- allying with wendy and everything since then should have taken place in less than a week

so 4-5 weeks ?

>>41177016
She isn't, but if you ask the right way she'll make ghost noises while you put yourself in her box.

>>41177051
That probably won´t work:
1- We don´t know what power5s Iori will have and how they will affect Chiaki
2- I doubt Iori wants to contract, seeing that she has witness the horrible world of Megucas
3- Chiaki is not going to be pleased with Iori contracting
4- I doubt Kyuubey is going to contract a famous idol (too many derivated problems)

>>41176929
My manners and education are fine, I just don't see a reason to apply the former after someone (could have been you, probably was you) asked the same thing in the previous thread and got a similar breakdown there.

I'm not the one who had a simple play on context and character knowledge fly way past their fucking head.

I haven't see this level of autism in the thread since that spanish namefag waltzed in with a First Warmaster theory he worked on for three weeks while he never even heard of Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon is to the Magical Girl anime genre what Superman is to comic books, Decu's habit of pushing cameos and character expys everywhere made an Usagi expy/cameo as Warmaster of The First Officio an ABSOLUTE GUARANTEE. How the fuck does anyone stay oblivious about Sailor Moon while managing to find Madoka Magica, anyway?

Jesus, I feel sick just having 'sperged out like this.

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>>41177142
Are you having a bad day anon?

>>41177118
Hence why I mentioned that Iori and QB would need to agree, which is unlikely. Iori's power level and resulting powers would be irrelevant. The Wish itself would be what would matter.

We know that Chiaki's fragmented inside her head again, so a Wish to strengthen the Chiaki we know and love would help her no matter how minor that boost is.

Also, screw this anon crap...

>>41177051
>Still, that would be a Wish that's not made for one's self, and with unknown effects
IIRC, an entirely selfless wish results in a Culexus.

>>41177142
Whoa, look at that Sailor Moon nazi

>>41177176
Out of curiosity, how did you end up reading this quest in the first place?

>>41177216
In this case, Iori wish to help Chiaki wouldn´t be selfless. Probably, Iori wants to help Chiaki with the hope that she will end being her lover or something like that.
Remeber what happened to Sayaka in the PMMM series? Something similar can happen in this case

>>41177252
A friend recommended the quest to me on a forum I frequent, and once I had the time, I poked my nose in the first thread to see what it's about.

After that, I kept reading as often as I could, because I got hooked. Heh.

Now here I am, actually participating, and trying to catch up on the write-ups on the side.

So if Sailor Moon is somewhere in this (or her expy) is there a chance someone from Precure is as well ?

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>>41176226 >>41176234 >>41176275 >>41176268

Urgh. Looks like she's not going to give up that easily no matter what you say - barring you telling her everything, that is. You're familiar with her type - the tough customer who knows what they want and will fight to get it, even if it's bordering on the unreasonable. She's being polite about it for now, and you're thankful for that, but you also know that it's only a matter of time before that changes for the worse.

No doubt she wouldn't be too shy to point out any misdirection or delaying tactics either - Iori's young, but she's definitely not the naive type. If anything, the idol feels like she's been through a lot for her age, an old hand at cutting through red tape, in the same way your sempai is in ending fights quickly with a gun in her hand.

Telling her the truth, of course, is out of the question. So you pick what you think is the safest option right now. ...It's probably also the laziest and the most inconsiderate, but you have to make do with what you have.

"...Alright, then." You force yourself to smile again. "I'll give my direct superior a call and see what we can do. Please excuse me." You pull out your smartphone from your jacket pocket and make to dial, when you realize with a cold start the mistake you nearly made - and correct it immediately. "Sorry, I didn't catch your name, Miss...?"

Iori blinks at you in frank surprise, momentarily stunned before managing to rally with a smile. "I...um, yes, of course. Minase Iori, formerly of 765 Productions, currently with 2020 Productions." Probably wasn't used to strangers not knowing her name, what with her being a celebrity and everything.

"Minase-san." You repeat her last name with a smile, before nodding. "Alright. Let me just make that call." And with that, you turn away and dial Sayaka's number. Holding up the device to your ear at the same time that you wipe your brow free of the cold sweat that had been breaking out there.

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>>41177303
Heartcatch squad. How did you miss that one? The name alone pushes it into your face.

>>41177142
>Decu's habit of pushing cameos and character expys everywhere made an Usagi expy/cameo as Warmaster of The First Officio an ABSOLUTE GUARANTEE.
Decu can very easily change that. The story can always change according to the author wishes. The script is not set in stone. You are being unreasonable with your admiration for Sailor Moon.
Please, anon, be more open-minded

>>41177303
Seriously? I haven't even watched precure and I noticed the heartcatch squad.

>>41177312
>2020 Productions

Shit, wasn't that the Yakuza company that was after Ruri?

>>41177312

Come on, come on, you silently plead as the phone on the other end rings twice, three times, then four. You heave a sigh of relief as Sayaka picks up on the fifth, cursing and grumbling all the while.

"Jesus Christ, are you serious? ANOTHER pile of paperwork I need to fucking handle? No way. No fucking way. I refuse to believe Murderface dealt with all this and didn't put a bullet through her brain the first day. Fuck." A rustle of paper, and the blue-haired Eversor's voice finally comes on much more clearly, as if she'd just picked the phone off the table just now. "...Miki here. Sorry about that, Midori. This is just--FUCK."

N-no, no, it's okay, you tell her. You've heard enough from your sempai too, about being buried under so much paperwork that death looked more like a release than a punishment with each pile she put away.

"It's just...there's so fucking much. And with Mami somewhere up in the fucking Moon, I'm handling EVERYTHING. Just...fuck." Sayaka sighs the expletive instead of shouting it this time, the sound of a slowly-eroding sanity clear in her voice. "Anyway. What are you calling for?"

A prickling at the back of your neck tells you the last thing you want to hear: Minase Iori is actually, actively listening to you right now.

How do you tell Sayaka about the situation?

[]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.
[]Be vague. Chiaki-san has a visitor, and it's very urgent.
[]Be silent, pass your phone to Iori and tell her who's on the line.

>>41177346
No, that was the studio Ruri was with.

>>41177326
>>41177337

Where was it mentioned at, I visit this erratically.

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>>41177333
>You are being unreasonable with your admiration for Sailor Moon

>>41177347
>[]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

Miki a dumb

>>41177347
>[]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.
Better to be direct with this

>>41177347
[x]Give the phone to Iori
Less spaghetti from you that way

>>41177347
>[X]Be vague. Chiaki-san has a visitor, and it's very urgent.

>>41177347
>[]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

Sayaka doesn't need any more bullshit right now.

>>41177365

Well that's good I hope.

>>41177347
>[]Be vague. Chiaki-san has a visitor, and it's very urgent.

>>41177347
>[x]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.
>[x]Tell her to have the Vanus rank leader take care of some of the paperwork if she can't deal with everything at the moment.

>>41177333
To be fair, I can't think of a character that Deculture came up with for MGNQ who ISN'T a direct reference to someone.

(Note: characters like Rea were not originally conceived of by Deculture.)

>>41177347
[X]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

>And with Mami somewhere up in the fucking Moon

Guuuuys

>>41177347
>[]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

>>41177347
>[x]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

Sayakabs doesn't like dicking around.

>>41177347
[x]Take a step forward while throwing a disapproving look at Iori.

[x]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

>>41177347
>[X] A certain Minase Iori, idol from 2020 Productions is here to see Chiaki, claiming that she knows our Warmaster from before she was ratified, and she's being insistent about it seeing as she's not at the front desk and instead I ran into her near the Callidus instruction room.

This SHOULD work... but hell if I know...

>>41177412
Rea has a reference she has Diend's Gun

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>>41177347
[x]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

Lets get this distraction over with. If I were Midori I wouldnt be even surprised why Chiaki is always this grumpy: Whenever you try to solve one problem 3 more just pop up.

>>41177412
Sure, I agree with you. But their actions and personalties can be very different compared to their originals. This is a fan-made story: the author has nearly absolute freedom to do whatever he wants

>>41177347
>[X]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.
I'm all sorts of worried.

>>41177347
>[X]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

>>41177347
>[x]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

>>41177347
>[]Be silent, pass your phone to Iori and tell her who's on the line.

>>41177347
>[X]Be silent, pass your phone to Iori and tell her who's on the line.

>>41177347
>[X]Be direct. Minase Iori's here, she's looking for Chiaki, and she's not going to take no for an answer.

well son of fuck.
what the shit are we gonna do about our poor ever suffering MC anyways? And please don't do any more retarded shit like highjacking her out of jail and allowing her to get hunted by all the officios and shit.

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>>41177347
Sure is happening in here today.

>>41177408
>Vanus rank leader
9th doesn't have that. it doesn't even have Librarians as far as we are aware (that said, Haruka is Librarian tier)

>>41177629
I'm hoping we can avoid that as well. After all, breaking her out might just lead to that vision Chiaki dreamed of, and while Midori doesn't necessarily know about it, Wendy DOES and she should have been smart enough to realize where things might end up going.

The fact that she still advocated a break out lowers my opinion of her a bit...

Forgive me, Decu.

>>41177169
I had a bad week. First our office department finds out our cunt of a manager hid the fact that he's dyslexic ever snce he came to work here and never bothered reading ANYTHING handed to him. This explains years of disgusting behaviour that finally came to a head in front of the CEO.

Then just today, I had to deal with the vapid GRRL GAMER girlfriend of my buddy who matched the prevalent stereotype SO UNBELIEVABLY WELL she actually fucking said, verbatim, "I'm such a nerd" because she caught an extremely simple Legend of Zelda joke. While her boyfriend's underlying joke about inventory management in RPGs went right past her.
I felt like I was in some sitcom that tried to be the new The Big Bang Theory. That post and the one in the last thread, and the identical one in this thread, was like living that nightmare all over again.

>>41177236
Knowing who Superman is doesn't make you a comic book nerd. Likewise, knowing Sailor Moon doesn't make me a "Sailor Moon nazi", and neither does knowing about Decu's statement in his ask.fm, about Usagi's future appearance, make me one.
What the fuck kind of insult is that anyway?

>>41177333
>You are being unreasonable with your admiration for Sailor Moon.
I'd give a longer reply, but >>41177375 did most of the work for me.

This isn't about Sailor Moon itself, but the fact that the spanish namefag had never heard of it while making a theory about a work of fiction that pretty much references half of everything /tg/ might even be vaguely familiar with. Again, how did he even find out about Madoka Magica?

>>41177333
Decu already committed to making Usagi appear as the Warmaster of The First Officio. He even made two drawings - a silhouette and proper drawing, both labeled WARMASTER OF THE FIRST OFFICIO.

>>41177469
You think he's gonna change that just because a fucking retard, who ought to know better than making posts like this very one, is spazzing about Sailor Moon in his thread?

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>>41177520
>>41177545
>[X]
>[x]

>>41177540
>>41177574
>[]
>[X]

What is is with MGNQ that is attracts samefagging retards like a bowl of fresh shit attracts flies?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Why cant you just enjoy the quest like like non-autistic people?

>>41177681

Those drawings are of Hazuki Amane, Haruka's older sister

>>41177674
you need to remember pretty much everybody in this quest is either retarded, background scoundrels that plot shit in the background or we specifically keep out of the loop because we full well know that they will do absolutely horrible shit based off the relative canon's.


seriously theres not a single good person to trust here, yes that includes the resident waifu, green hair is the danger after all.

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>>41177698

Only one of the set you called a samefag is me. You should check your samefag detector or chill out and realize that not everyone who disagrees with you is only one person.

>>41177712
Asside from the madoka magica cast and misaka, decu has changed the name of every character when he borrows their appearance. She can still be "usagi" and Haruka's sister.

Dammit Iori, dames fucking up everything.

If she keeps pressing, say matsuda is in quarantine - preventative measures at this stage and hopefully nothing serious. But they can't just break protocol, not even for her.

Explains why she isn't around but at the same time can't be met with.

>>41177712
Decu has only kept the names of the original PMMM cast, and Misaka, the same. Other names are changed and Haruka's older sister can be Usagi just fine.

>>41177698
19 votes with 34 IDs.

>>41177721
Wow... and I thought I was a major pessimist. Then again, people will be people, so you might have a point.

As for Green hair being the danger, I'm pretty sure that's not Midori. I think the source of that warning is that green haired woman that appears in some of the write-ups. The one known as Prime, or Hydra, or w/e her name is...

>>41177781
dont tell him how to figure it out, let him be such a fool

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>>41177698
I am not a samefag.

>>41177698
What is it with MGNQ that it attracts retards who think any vote they disagree with must have been by a samefag?
What the fuck is wrong with you people
Why can't you just enjoy the quest like non-autistic people?

>>41177851
>What is it with 4chan that it attracts retards
Or the internet in general, really.

Incidentally, on Iori and Midori
>Thread 36
>"I...I only helped. I never did anything with your precious idol, Matsuda-sempai." Midori's voice is brittle and cold, like the snow outside. "The worst I ever got was to cuddle with her in my underwear. I made you see that so you wouldn't get any ideas about getting close while I made her sleep. Coincidentally, she was the one who thought that scenario up, so your pure idol isn't as pure as you think."

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Too much bitching, have some Enishi.

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>>41177681
It can't be helped.

>way longer than it should be
>retarded theories, retarded theories everywhere
>erratic update schedule It's not your fault, Decu, I love you
>invites off-topic discussion
>drama
>fans go nuts due to hiatuses
>fans spread their fan bullshit where it isn't welcome
>fandom resembles a huge metastasizing tumor in general

This quest is the Homestuck of quest threads.

>>41177914
>loli
>Enishi
Absolutely disgusting

>>41177914
I'd inhale the mixture of sweat and vaginal fluid on her panties like a drug addict sniffing glue.

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>>41177975
It's not my fault Kaguya isn't fat.

>>41177952
And now I know why I'm losing interest in this so often.

>>41177983
L-lewd...

>>41177952

>Homestuck

What is that ?

>>41178054
Shit. Just forget it exists.

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>>41177914
Yes, have some Enishi.

>>41178054
Trust me, you do NOT want to know. This isn't one of those instances where someone tells you not to look at something disturbing, you look at it, you feel scared/disgusted/shocked/etc., and the extreme nature of the thing ultimately makes it a rewarding experience. There is no way you can benefit from knowing about Homestuck.

>>41177681
Anon, where did Decu make the statement that Usagi is the warmaster of the First? Sure, he said that Usagi is in the First, but the Warmaster? I don´t remember that

>>41178089
Where is that picture from? I need to know for... research purposes. Yeah, for that

>>41178136
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/607020/d5d24c72fa/
It's part of a series of Touhou doujins where all the Touhous become sluts, all of them are pretty good. You can find the rest by searching "Alice no Takarabako touhou".

>>41178220
Thank you, my anonymous helper

>>41177851
>Copying someone entire post
>You in charge of not being an autist

>>41177952
Don't let a few loud faggots spoil it for you.

>>41178302
>What is making fun of someone by copying their post

>>41178389
>What is making fun of someone by copying their post

Autistic. Thats what it is. I mean, if this is ''making fun of someone'' you are either underage or autistic.

Choose your poison, I guess.

>>41178453
Are you new? People have been doing that for years, why get bent out of shape over it now?

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>>41177390 >>41177394 >>41177402 >>41177408

You decide to be direct about it, even with Iori listening to you. You figure that she'll appreciate it instead of you talking around her. Sayaka also sounds like she's way past that kind of bullshit, too, and would probably prefer that you give the bad news to her straight rather than beating around the bush about it.

"Minase Iori-san is here," You tell her. "She's looking for semp--er, Chiaki-san, and she's not going to take no for an answer."

A pause, and then a murmured curse. "Minase Iori? ...Fuck. That's, that's just perfect, isn't it." You hear Sayaka sigh through clenched teeth, before the rustling of paper overtakes everything else. A moment later and you hear her speak again. "Alright, alright, I think...I think I know what to do. Can you, uh, can you keep her busy for me for a couple of minutes? I just need to finish this pile, and then I'll take her off your hands myself."

"Ah." is the only reply you can manage at this moment. Keep...keep her busy? Just...how do you even do that? Give her a guided tour or something? That's not even going to help--

"I know, I know. I know what's going on, I know your history with her, and I know this is the last thing you need. But just..." Sayaka sighs again, frustration more than evident in that tense exhalation, before she continues. "...Just do this for me, alright? Find some way to keep her waiting for a while until I can get out of here." A pause. "Hey, why not have her visit Kyoko? I remember the both of them hitting it off, that'd occupy her long enough for me to break out of here and get to her. That way you can tell me how she's doing too."

But...but what if Iori asks about your sempai? You flirt with the idol overhearing this, but you don't care. Not right now, at least.

[1/2]

>>41178508
>People have been doing that for years

Nah, Im pretty sure most of us stopped doing that after grade school.
You see this as something normal while being an adult?

>>41178509

What's the official answer that you can give to that question? You can't keep dodging Iori's questions forever. You doubt you'd be able to dodge the first one, at that.

"Just tell her as much as you can without telling her everything." Sayaka answers a moment later. "Something about Murderface needing to be quarantined because of a previous mission. If she asks for more details, tell her it's classified. If she asks to be taken to Murderface, refuse, and say that it's off-limits to non-employees. Just keep telling her that she's in no particular danger at the moment, but she does need to stay in isolation for a while. I'll fill in the rest when I get to her."

Urgh. And you were hoping to focus on getting Chiaki out of there first before anything else. Now it looks like you need to play babysitter for a while, first.

How do you respond?

[]No deal. You have more important things to do than to show an idol around. Deal with this, Acting Warmaster.
[]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>>41178544
I mean on 4chan in general. It's nothing new.

>>41178556
>[x]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>>41178556
>[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>>41178544
You must be new here.

>>41178556
>[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.
If shit goes tits up, a favor can be very useful.

>>41178556
>[]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.
It's Kyouko time!

>>41178556
>[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>>41178556
[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>>41178556
>[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>>41178556
>[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.
HA HA TIME FOR KYOKO

>>41178556
[]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>>41178556
>[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

This avoids suspicion from Sayaka, and having her owe us a favor might actually come in handy later down the line, even if it's for something as small as buying enough time to get her to listen to an explanation or something...

Plus, it's only a few minutes, it's not a huge delay and Midori got out of Callidus class a LOT sooner than what was expected, so if anything, we're ahead of schedule.

>>41178556
>[]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

>dangling kyobro in front of us in exchange for dealing with Lori
decu why

>>41178556
>[x]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

This will be awkward, but fun.

>>41178556
>[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

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>>41178556
[x]Accept.

No one wants to be on Sayakars shitlist.

>>41178556
[x]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

this way we can check up on kyoko. we will also know when sayakas desk is unguarded.

>>41178556
>[X]No deal. You have more important things to do than to show an idol around. Deal with this, Acting Warmaster.
though I really like Iori we should be finding a way in the vault

>>41178556
>[x]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

Acting Warmaster Stick-up-her-butt owing us a favor is HUGE and will make Operation:What Could Go Wrong much easier

This vote doesn't need counting.

>>41178556
>[]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.
>[]Secretly let Kyouko know that you need her help with Murderface. Kyouko will totally be down to help.

>>41178765
Kyouko also wouldn't keep it from Sayaka me thinks, which puts this in the basket of bad ideas... not to mention that she's still recovering from the mission, we shouldn't put her in danger unless we REALLY have no other option...

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>>41178556
Realistically this vote was over like ten minutes ago. Arguably earlier than that because always go full Kyouko.

>>41178852
>full Kyouko.
>full
Don't you mean MAXIMUM?

>>41178852
Who has sexier armpits, Kyouko or Xiaomei?

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>>41179062
Nobody out armpits the Miko.

>>41179062
I second
>>41179105

>>41179105
I was just about to post Reimu as well.

>>41179105
This may be true, but I think a competition would not be remiss.

>>41179218
An armpit licking contest?

>>41179294
An armpit everything contest. Licking, rubbing, etc.

I think that, when we arrive at the infirmary, we need to use an illusion to quickly inform Kyouko that she can´t says anything about Chiaki´s condition or the mission details. Also, it would be wise to alter our features with illusion magic (like different eyes color, bigger nose, smaller mouth, things like that) to be able to justify that "maybe we look like that girl who helped the rapist, but we are not her"

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>>41179105
This is true

>>41179660
1) Kyouko's not that dumb... she knows that the Akashic realm is classified to hell and back, along with Chiaki's condition.

2) Iori already saw Midori, if her features change, Iori would wonder why it happened, and since she's aware of magic, she won't just think that she saw things. Trying something like that now would just draw attention to the fact that there's something to hide in the first place.

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>>41179660
Unfortunately, it's probably too late to alter our features without her noticing, and Kyouko isn't that stupid.

Also more Reimu pits, just because.

>>41179717
>>41179746
Well, I was playing with the option that maybe Iori didn´t look long enough, but yeah, you are probably right. I suppose that the fact that she hasn´t lost her shit yet when looking at us is a good signal. Maybe this can work...maybe............ bah, Who am I kidding? Iori is going to recognise us at the worst possible moment. You will see

>>41179763
It depends on what happens, and how much time Midori will actually spend around her. Also, odds are that she's more likely to recognize Midori from NECO's little snap-shot of her kiss with Chiaki on their date that one time rather than from the time of the rape.

Midori might stand out as the only other girl present there, but odds are that Iori's mind was much more focused on the guys that nearly raped her before getting Vindicare makeovers.

So yeah, if it happens, I expect that Iori will first recognize Midori as Chiaki's girlfriend rather than that girl that got her kneecaps shot out way back when.

>>41178556
[X]Accept. You'll do it, but she'll owe you a favor for this.

Everything will be daijoubu

>>41179763
I have no doubt in my mind that Decu will have Iori recognise Midori eventually, it's just a matter of when he decides the best moment for maximum drama is.

>>41179893
Right when we exit the vault holding Muramasa.

>>41179916
Why would we steal the crazy bitch?

>>41179916
That would just lead to Iori mind rape really.

>>41179916
We need the DE, not the Muramasa... That said, why would Iori even be there at that point? The op will likely take place at night when there's the lowest amount of people to run into by accident, so there should be little reason for Iori's presence when that shit goes down.

>>41179952
Why I have the feeling that, by an incredible amount of stupid coincidences and circumstances, Iori is going to end wrapped up in the plan...

>>41179952
I could swear Decu said Chiaki needs her sword. Seems I misread.

>there should be little reason
Reason has never been a factor before.

>>41179989
Why not both just to be safe?

>>41179989
It said "the swrod that was chosen for her". A lot of anons think that sword is not literal, but a reference to a weapon in general. The weapon that she was chosen to carry was the DE

>>41179979
That can only happen if she's a meguca. Idol or not, Chiaki's friend or not, she'd be kicked out of the Officio after dark.

I don't think Decu would force her into the plan for no good reason, so odds are that unless our decisions fuck things up somehow, then for the time being, she'll only be a minor distraction and a source of stress for Midori.

Captcha's trying to tell me something with all these hamburgers...

>>41179989
The golden weapons are all referred to as "swords" for some reason.

>>41180011
Let's just load Midorin and/or Wendy down with all of the golden weapons

you know

while we're in there

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>>41180011
>have the not-chosen take 2 GW, just to be safe

>>41180025
Bad idea me thinks. Wendy was confirmed as a Chosen by Manuke, Midori as a Vessel, which doesn't even count the fact that Midori's Soul Gem is connected to Chiaki's.

Fucking with the Golden Weapons would be a bad idea. So getting in, getting what's needed, then getting the fuck out is most likely the best course of action.

Plus, if she really needs them, Chiaki's shield will probably cough them up later once she's recovered.

>>41180011
>lets make the not-chosen Magical Girl, who has an implied direct connection to Godoka/FAUST, carry MORE Golden Weapons.

>>41179833
Bingo! The only time Iori ever had the chance to see Midori undisguised she was either under 3 armed rapists, or one dead one.

>>41180029
We're a "vessel"; the GWs might affect us differently. Let's grab one with our bare hands in order to see what happens.

>>41180017
>Idol or not, Chiaki's friend or not, she'd be kicked out of the Officio after dark.

Unless... Slumber party!

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>>41178580 >>41178586 >>41178599 >>41178605

...Alright. Alright, fine. You'll do it. But she'll...she'll owe you a favor for this. It's only fair.

Sayaka is quiet for what seems like the longest time. When she finally speaks, her voice is tight, guarded. "I...I wasn't aware that carrying out a direct order from an acting Warmaster necessitates the barter of favors, Hanegawa."

You remain silent here, despite the fact that the menace in Sayaka's voice is enough to turn your legs into jelly and your grip on your phone to turn into a white-knuckled death hold. A few moments later and your patience is rewarded with another sigh, and the Eversor's resigned capitulation. "But okay. That's...I know you have other stuff going on, so...sure. A favor. You got it. Just...just don't call it in for anything stupid, alright?"

No guarantees, but you'll see what you can do, you reply as casually as you can despite the tidal wave of elation washing over you. This...you actually managed to twist Sayaka's arm enough to grant you a favor you can call in for virtually anything. You don't know what it'll be for right now, but you know it's going to be indispensable when it comes to help your sempai.

Even with shit being continuously sent your way, you still know how to turn it into a positive. Granted, you did twist Sayaka's arm into it, and you'll probably pay for it in the long run, but...still. Negative into positives. Bad into good. Just like how Miracle Midori would.

"So, where is Chiaki-san, then?" Iori asks as you put away your phone and turn back to face her. While she's still being polite.about things, you do see that your phone conversation had tried her patience a bit, making the smiling idol somewhat prickly.

[1/2]

>>41180069
This falls under the 'what could go wrong?' - which is to say, possibly everything. Let's NOT risk Chiaki's life over this. Once Chiaki's back at the helm, we can return to doing stupid decisions if people really want too lol.

>>41180076
LoL... If that happens, it will be all Kyouko's fault somehow, wouldn't it? /jk

>>41180069
>whatcouldpossiblygowrong.png

>>41180107

"Are you going to take me to her now, or are you going to lead me around in circles hoping to get me discouraged? Because if it's the latter, then with all due respect, don't. I despise being lied to, more than I despite needlessly wasting time."

The idol makes to cross her arms over her chest, as if to fully push home her current state of frustration in the matter - until her eyes flick over to the front of your jacket, stopping her cold. Her arms suddenly dropping to her sides instead.

...Weird. Anyway, you decide to be honest here - or at least, as honest as you can be under the circumstances. "No, I can't take you to Chiaki-san right now, Minase-san." She frowns here, and makes to open her mouth to protest, when you hold up a hand. "Not right now. But my direct superior has told me to take you to see someone else first. After that, she'll come around to take you where you need to be, personally."

The idol blinks at this. "Someone else? But..." She narrows her eyes here. "Look, I told you. If you're just trying to stall for time here, it's not going to work, and--"

You nod, smiling. "It IS stalling for time, Minase-san, but only for until my direct superior can get here. She'll be the one to attend to you in regards to Chiaki-san. But before that, I'm instructed to take you to someone else, first."

"..." Iori's frown deepens into something close to a scowl. "At least you're being honest about it, but why do we need to wait for your direct superior? Cant' you just lead me to Chiaki-san on your own? Or if you really can't, then just tell me where she is and I'll find my way around, myself."

How do you respond?

[]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.
[]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
[]Other.

>>41180148
>[X]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.

>>41180148
>[X]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
And maybe just maybe stab her in the back or snap her neck? One less problem.

>>41180148
>[X]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.

>>41180148
[x]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
[x]Tell her that we are going to see Kyoko.

>>41180148
>[x]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
Two can play at being a stuborn bitch.

>Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives

>>41180148
[x] Other. "I cannot do either. If you do wish to see Chiaki-san, come. Otherwise, I'll be forced to escort you from the Officio."

Otherwise we're basically promising that Sayaka will say something, when we all know that's probably not going to happen.

>>41180148
[X]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
[X]Explain that you have orders telling you to keep quiet.

>>41180148
>[X]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
>[X]Other: Firmly remind her that she's a guest, and idol or not, she'll get kicked out of the building if she tries to push things too far in MG business.

I don't care about Iori one way or another, but her attitude is annoying, on one hand, and on the other, she really should be told off before she pisses off someone that won't be gentle.

Wendy would probably just cut her, idol or not, or so it seems from what we've seen so far of the sleepless psycho in question.

>>41180148
>[x]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.

This bitch is seriously starting to push it. We're trying to be courteous and she's pulling this haughty bullshit on us.

I say she gets one more round of playing nice, then we flat out tell the flatty to sit her ass down and wait.

>>41180148
>[x]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.


sayaka basically told us we should say this.

>>41180148
>[]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.
We don't want her snooping around. Just tell her that she's incapacitated as a result of her last mission, and Officio policy forbids anyone from seeing her.

>>41180148
>[x]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has

>>41180148
>[]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
Iori, you are being a massive feggot here. You don´t belong to this organization. Stop acting like you own the place. Would you enter the Pentagon as you enter your home? No. Here is the same

>>41180148
>[X]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.
Tough choice.

>>41180148
>[x]Other.
"Get your filthy, semen-stained hands off my girlfriend, ho."

>>41180148
>[]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
We agreed with blueberry bitch to do this

>>41180148
>[]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.

If this doesn't work, then we can try the truth. Either that or slap Iori's shit

>>41180148
>[X]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.

>>41180148
>[X]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.
this is exactly what Sayaka told us to tell her

>>41180148
>[X]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.

Also can we remind her that her even being her is a privilege not a right and that she certainly isn't allowed to just wander around to find Chiaki herself.

>>41180236 here, changing vote to

>[X]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.
>[X]Other: Firmly remind her that she's a guest, and idol or not, she'll get kicked out of the building if she tries to push things too far in MG business.

>>41180148
>[X]Tell the truth. Chiaki-san is quarantined and seeing her requires the highest clearance, clearance only your direct superior has.

Pay attention anons, this is what Sayaka explicitly told us to feed Iori.

What if we deter her by telling Iori that she's our girlfriend and we don't want her to see her? That, combined with the sheer humiliation of being cucked by her rapist, would get Iori out of here.

>>41180148
[X]Other.
Bitchslap her, tell her behaviour like hers would usually result in several days of solitary confinement without food. Seeing she's a civilian, you'll settle for escorting her out - by the maximum nonlethal force you can apply - at the next outburst. Also, leave your cum-stained hands off my girlfriend.

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>>41180148
flatties go home

>>41180467
If you wanted to say that you should have gone with the mumi or midori voting banner

>>41180467
Oh the irony...

>>41180505
I can actually agree with this lol.

>>41180505
good for nothing is included in go home

All these anon wanting to make shit more complicated. Sayaka gave us a spiel to sell to Iori, one that is technically true at that. Why wouldn't we just use that?

>>41180148
>[x]Conceal the truth for now. It's classified, you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she arrives.

>>41180560
Personaly while I realise that we probably should have done what Sayaka said now, when I voted I just wanted to tell Iori to fuck off because she's being a bitch.

>>41180560
Because if we say she's quarantined, Iori will just ask why. She sounds smart enough to note that quarantined doesn't mean that we can't talk about the reason behind said quarantine, even if only people high up the food chain are authorized to visit.

If we say it's classified, then we can't talk about it, so she can just shove her questions. Plus, it could be Warmaster shit, Iori knows that Chiaki's the Warmaster, so she can assume that Chiaki will get caught in stuff that other girls can't talk about.

Captcha... y u do this to me? First burgers, now pizza? I'm getting hungry...

>>41180623
I'm with you. Iori has to learn that she can't do what she wants. This is not her home

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>>41180539

She's Midori's flattie so she can stay

>>41180148
>The idol makes to cross her arms over her chest, as if to fully push home her current state of frustration in the matter - until her eyes flick over to the front of your jacket, stopping her cold. Her arms suddenly dropping to her sides instead.
That didn't look like the freakout of recognising Midori, so what's eating Iori?

>>41180660
Chiaki's the best flattie, she HAS to stay.

Who else will shoot kneecaps for us?

>>41180682

Midori's midoris caught her off guard.

>>41180623
I don't like her much either, and yeah she definitely needs a reality check right now about acting like a spoiled child. Honestly now that I am thinking about it, why even put this to a vote? I don't see how choosing one option over the other will have any real effect. Its basically "no you can't see her and my superior will tell you why" or "no you can't see her and I will tell you why". Same basic result: Iori doesn't get to see Chiaki and dosen't find out the real reason.

>>41180682
she pushed up her breasts. then she realised that midoris were still bigger.

>>41180631
she told us what justification give
>>41178556
>Something about Murderface needing to be quarantined because of a previous mission.

>>41180682
>>41180697
>>41180714
Or maybe it was both.

"I recognise those boobs!"

>>41180539
She already is home

>>41180725
Iori can still ask stuff like if she's hurt, or sick, or whatnot. Basically, there are still loopholes she can try to exploit. Not to mention that this lets her know that Chiaki is not alright, making her worry, and possibly making her even more persistent.

Not talking about it will only leave her with uncertainty. For all she knows, the 'classified reason' could even be a super-top-secret meeting, or that Chiaki's on a secret assignment and she can't be visited period but our direct superior can contact her if it's warranted or something.

Steak now... -_-"

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>>41180682
I don't think Midori's wearing anything out of the ordinary (it's not like she's got one of Chiaki's jackets or something), but if someone is in a position to check on that particular fact it'd be good to do so.

>>41180809
Aww shit, we forgot to take off our number 1 rapist award badge.

>>41180809

Her clothing hasn't been mentioned yet? Either shes wearing her traditional hoodie or her Callidus trainer clothes.

>>41180809
Since she was just in class I imagine she is wearing her workout/trainer stuff. Jacket and yoga pants kinda deal.

Chest envy?

>>41180844
I want to see Midori in a suit for her non physical classes.

>>41180857

That's pretty much her casual wear, isn't it? The one that she puts on to not draw attention to herself, yet is blissfully unaware that almost skintight pants and baggy clothes that naturally rest on top of the most prominent appendages of the body?

>>41180869
Obviously

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Though the top probably isnt open.

>>41180908

Her training outfit is more revealing so Iori was probably intimidated by the competition when she tried to puff out her chest. >>41180944

>>41180782
to with the answer would be that is confidential and that she would have to wait for the Warmaster in chief
leave her with uncertainty has a bigger chance of her insisting since she doesn't even have a clue to what’s happening wile telling her would at lest giver something to calm herself

>>41180944
Even if it isn't open, Midori's rack is rated at Mami's level if not a little bigger... there's NO WAY Iori would fail to realize that she can't compete in the chest department if she tried.

So if Iori's the type to care about that kind of thing...

>>41180984
Inminent contract for Iori to have bigger Ioris?

>>41180944
>heart-shaped full frontal cleavage
Goddamit Decu. I normally dislike large chests, but goddamn. You won my heart with fashion.

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>>41180944
>Those Greengreens

>>41181015
QB mishears, Iori is now the proud owner of a fleet of big rigs.

>>41180980
Would YOU be calm if you learned that one of your friends, for which you had, and possibly still have, romantic feelings for, has been hurt or infected by something bad enough that they need to be quarantined and that only people stupidly high on MG food-chain can get access to her? Seriously?!

Uncertainty is frustrating, it leaves room for speculation. Knowledge would just give her a reason to persist even if it's pointed out to her that she's pushing her nose into MG business way above her pay grade.

What if we involved Wendy in this so that we can cuck Iori's shit up in stereo?

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>>41180944
>>41181035
This is why its called WATERMELON-End.

>>41181044
Ok, my english level is not enough to get this joke. Please, what is a "fleet of big rigs" in this case?

>>41181096
Iori -> Lori -> Lorries

Bad joke is bad...

>>41181096
A fleet of trucks. It's probably a pun on the fact that the I in "Iori" looks like a lowercase L; thus, QB mishears "Iori" as "Lorry", which is British English for truck.

>>41181096
A "big rig" can be interpreted as a big truck.

>Inminent contract for Iori to have bigger Ioris?

>Iori
>Lori
>Lorries
>trucks

>>41181096
"Lorry" is a (I believe British) slang term meaning "truck". Meanwhile, a common way to make fun of Iori is to pretend that the first letter in her name is a lower case L rather than an upper case I, therefore making her name Lori. And then...

>>41181122

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>>41181065
I don't think we get along anywhere near well enough with Wendy to do that yet, but talking about Chiaki's preferences in front of Iori would be super mean and hilarious.

>>41181096
Big rig is a term used to describe trucks (or lorries in british english, hence the jokes about people misspelling iori as lori) with long noses.

>>41181093
Nope, that's because watermelon is made of green, pink and brown.

>>41181065
Why not just stab her in the face while you're at it?

>>41181015
Midori caught Iori fiddling with a ring that looks suspiciously like a soul gem ring. It's entirely possible a contract has already happened.

I do remember Chiaki telling her explicitly to avoid the fuck out of mutant cats, though, and that being a Magical Girl is a terrible fucking life. Iori's got a couple of psychological cracks, but we've had no evidence that she holds Chiaki's advice in anything but the highest regard.

My working guess is that she's thinking about it regardless, probably because an Incubator has approached her, and is wearing that ring because she's seen something similar in MG media, and wants to use Chiaki as her guidance councilor on the subject.

Remember, Kyuubey was surprised and put off by the fact that Iori could see him without him wanting to. I doubt that's gone unnoticed by other Incubators. Jyuubey, probably? As a way to twist the knife on Chiaki for dickbutt?

>>41181153
>>41181144
>>41181143
>>41181139
>>41181122
Whoa shit. Is nice to have so many people to teach you so well. Thanks, anons

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>>41181154
>Watermelon
>brown

>>41181175
Yeah, as soon as the ring was mentioned I assumed she contracted with the 10th.

Possibly because Jyuubey told her the magical girl who tried to have her raped is with the 9th, cleverly forgetting to mention that she was with the 10th at the time it happened and left for the 9th BECAUSE of it.

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>>41181193
The seeds, you moron.

>>41181175
>Jyuubey, probably? As a way to twist the knife on Chiaki for dickbutt?
You know, as the only other incubator currently active in Japan, it did occur me to long ago that he's the most likely for Iori to contract with since QB has promised not to, however, it is only with you mentioning it now that I realise we may have an enemy agent right in front of us.

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>>41180183 >>41180208 >>41180215 >>41180219

You decide to conceal the truth from Iori for now. Somehow, you have the feeling that telling her the truncated version of your sempai's fate would only serve to incense her insistence to see Chiaki to the point of obnoxiousness.

Worst case scenario would be Iori suddenly making a scene, before running off to try and find Chiaki herself. This would then result in the idol seeing something she wasn't supposed to be seeing, and...well, you just don't want to have to tell your sempai that one of her idol friends got deemed a security risk while she was indisposed, and was summarily taken care of. Probably with her brains being splattered all over the wall, or something.

So no. You don't tell her anything, only that the answer to her question is classified, and that you're not at liberty to discuss such matters yourself. Your direct superior will do so when she finally arrives.

"..." For the briefest of moments, you feel tension rising inside the idol, her eyes flashing underneath her furrowed brow - but it dies as soon as it flares up, leaving you with a sudden and strange sensation of being empty. If Iori noticed this, she doesn't show it, instead heaving a heavy, bereaved sigh. "Fine. I'll concede for now, and play along. If you say it's classified, then I can't force you to tell me. The last thing I want is to get someone in trouble for simply doing their job."

...Well. She's...being really understanding about this.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm completely annoyed that that term - 'classified' - has followed me all the way over from my new production agency." Iori explains, fingers hooking in midair to emphasize the quotation marks. "But I know it's there for a reason, and not used at all frivolously. This seems to be the same case here, but instead of sales figures, merchandising ideas and song choreography, it's...well, this." She shrugs.

[1/2]

>>41181154
>>41181193
>>41181205
It's supposed to be green, pink, and the knife you cut it with.

>>41181047
If is enough to have this much secrecy I would assume the absolute worst and that would make much more insistent
knowing some thing as distressing as the thing might be is better than not knowing

>>41181047
In light of this fact, I suggest that we seriously consider the cuckold option. The best case scenario here is that Iori loses interest in Chiaki. Maybe we could coordinate with Kyouko over the phone to suggest to Iori that Chiaki's moved on.

>>41181220

"Can I just ask one question about Chiaki-san, though? Just one? Just to tide me over until your superior gets here?"

You already said you can't talk about things, you say, your own frustration beginning to peak as well. Not even a minute ago--

"Nothing too specific." Iori's face takes on a pleading look - the sort of look that you've drawn Miracle Midori to flash at Murder Mayumi when she wanted that last slice of cake, or in the last draft you finished, a good-night kiss. It almost works. "Just...something to calm my nerves while we visit this...whoever you're supposed to take me to."

Guh...she's nothing but persistent, you'll give her that. You wonder if that look ever worked with your sempai, or if she was a complete pushover when the idol was concerned.

How do you respond?

[]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.
[]No questions, and that's final. She can wait until your direct superior arrives.

>>41181175
Her girlfriend was dead for a long time, she was almost raped, Chiaki was inconsiderate before she dumped her, she's forced to get involved with a project she doesn't like, she's forced to take orders from a mega-prima donna who is more famous than she is, and Chiaki hasn't even spoken with her in a long time. She's been pushed into a corner, anon, and if she was given the chance to unfuck her life, I'm pretty sure she'd take it, regardless of the consequences.

>>41181175
Also, wasn't she was doing some VA work for the midori/mayumi anime or something? It could just be merch or a prop.

>>41181202
>>41181212
Holy FUCK! What if Iori is contracted and her current mission is to approach and kill Chiaki? Something like "Chiaki is romantically involved with the girl that nearly got you raped (of course, not telling under Jyuubey orders). Make a contract with me and take revenge on the girl who tried to force you and the false friend who betrayed you!"
Bwahahahaha, master evil plan!

>>41181175
I actually did consider this. However, I'm hoping that between the fact that Iori was warned rather colorfully by Chiaki about mutant cats and MG life, along with the fact that she KNOWS that MGs from different Officios get into fights, that she wouldn't contract with an Incubator from a different Officio.

After all, she'd have to realize that if she did that, there's a chance she might end up on a mission where she'd be on the wrong side of Chiaki, thus placing her friend in a very bad situation.

She CAN'T be THAT stupid can she?

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>>41181205
>Watermelon seeds
>brown

>>41181261
>[x]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

>>41181261
>[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.
what's the worst it could happen?

>>41181143
>Inminent contract for Iori to have bigger Ioris?

I think Iori is currently jealous at the size of Green's lorries...

>>41181261
>[]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

>>41181261
>>[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

>>41181261
>[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.
And it's going to be a shocking one.

>>41181220
>instead of sales figures, merchandising ideas and song choreography, it's...well, this.
that's what you get for abandoning Producer-san and all your friends.

>>41181294
Yes, that post was an explanation for another poster's joke.

>>41181261
>[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

>>41181261
>[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

As a Callidus, aren't we able to detect magical girls? We should scan Iori while she's talking to us.

>>41181261
>>[x]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

Carrot and stick.

>>41181261
>[]No questions, and that's final. She can wait until your direct superior arrives.
Time to assume a position of power here. Iori being a bitch ends now

>>41181261
[x]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.
Be nice, get being nice in return.

>>41181261
>[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

Inb4 "Is it true that she's romantically involved with the magical girl that tried to have me raped?"

>>41181261
>[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

No need to be a bitch to the lorry now that it has stopped making a lot of noise.

>>41181261
[X]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.
inb4 it's about what she did to the meguca from when she was almost raped

>>41181261
[]Just one question, that's it. And you reserve the right not to answer if it's too specific.

>>41181349
I believe that Callidus are only able to detect Callidus's illusions not other MG

>>41181261
If we let the one question go though we should tell her to ask while we move.

>>41181283
Read >>41181275

>>41181261
>[X]No questions, and that's final. She can wait until your direct superior arrives.
>[X]Warn her that she's pushing it, and that she'd better not try this crap with your superior, because she won't be as kind about it.

Stick with what we started. It's none of her business, and we're being professional. If we give her an inch, she's gonna try for more no matter what we give her.

Ugh...

>>41181407
IIRC Enishi was able to detect the MGs in the crowd at the Kirishima Ruri concert.

>>41181407
We know Chaki could have detected midori's if we did it at the right time. So it's possible just harder.

>>41181193
I like how all the characters in that pic are in MGNQ except Ikamusume

>>41181283
No, shit. I mean>>41181278