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>>41305968

A letter has arrived in the capital!

To the High King Brakla

Greetings once again my king! I bring news of the world, or at least what I could find of it. The world seems much bigger than initially thought, or at least by me, and by my estimates we’ve only mapped out a tenth of the world’s area. Though this would require certainly more time.

Anyhow, attached is a map that I managed to draw out, so forgive me if it is less than adequate. There should be a messenger in Gorric who is able to tell you what each of the different colors and lines mean, seeing as how I forgot to put in a key.

Sincerely, Captain Briggs.

Hola.

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>>41305987
Hold on, I'll fix this.

>>41305999
Hola Port, como estas

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DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 8950
>Population Growth 315
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 4445
>Population Growth 205
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 3560
>Population Growth 215
>Population (Human) 3630
>Population Growth 230
ALAGAR STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 2075
>Population Growth 165
>Population (Human) 2100
>Population Growth 165
SECRET OUTPOST STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 245
>Population Growth 10
>Population (Human) 170
>Population Growth 10
COLONY STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 200
>Population Growth 10
>Population (Human [Free]) 100
>Population Growth 15
>Population (Human[Enslaved]) 160
>Population Growth 20

Eight actions and four techs please! Also, we didn't do any research last thread, besides attempting to make Pokemon

Yo

Brakla's Obituary, if you didn't see it already
http://pastebin.com/SJpctVij

>>41306090
Reading

>>41306065
So how many techs? 7?

What's this 'Secret Outpost'? I don't remember that

>>41306110
The military outpost over by the Snow Elf ruins. And yes, seven techs besides the normal four or a flat +5 bonus to all tech rolls this thread.

>>41306129
+5 BONUS PLEASE
>That makes +20 to all techs

Rolled 24 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>41306129
In that case, research effective ways to breed slaves faster.

>>41306164
SLAVES!?!?!??!?

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>>41306164

>R1: Breeding
>24+20=44: Average!

Your recently acquired workforce doesn't seem eager to do the deed. Hell, they try to keep the children as far as possible from any person in the settlement. This may be compounded by the fact that you:

>A) Showed up out thin air.

>B) Sent a half man half bull creature to negotiate.

>C) Subsequently tortured and enslaved the people.

Either way, they're not fucking any faster.

>>41306206
Last thread another anon came up with a master plan to avenge Brakla and the end result was a village of 160 becoming our slaves. Currently only those in the village, Tsunami, and Roldana know of this. (Right Civvie?)

Why are there cities underwater

>>41306228
Fuck, what happened last Thread?
I was to per-occupied mourning Brakla to be on last Thread and now we have SLAVES?
One sec...

>>41306245
To add onto this, can we get a description for what each of the (what I'm assuming) borders belong to?>

The obituary was very moving.

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>Dark Blue:
Minotaurs

>Green:
Celtic Humans

>Light Purple:
Crystalids

>Dark Purple:
Insects:

>Darker Purple:
Fungals

>Yellow:
Thriae

>Various shades of Brown:
Zulu Humans

>Dark Green:
Wood Elves

>Red:
Dwarves

>White:
Amazons

>Magenta:
Orcs

>Light Blue
Slime

>Dark Blue:
Dueregar

Did I miss any?

>>41306329
I concur

>>41306329
Agreed

These are the old laws, while not all may still be in effect, most are

>do not kill a fellow minotaur unless it is a fair challenge
>all combat must be a fair challenge
>to kill someone with their back turned is to be a coward. You will have shamed yourself and your whole family.
>to kill someone unarmed is equally shameful
>when a decision is being made and two parties cannot agree, a vote shall be held. If the vote comes up even, then there will be combat between two champions
>all trials are by combat, champions may not be elected. You must stand for yourself.
>never dishonor the spirits. To do so is to invoke their wrath (I'm looking at you, kinkiller)
>never betray your shield-siblings. To do so is to dishonor the spirits.
>no one is owned, everyone is free
>never disobey your clan leader.
>never steal from a clan-mate
>he who is the strongest mates, and has his first pick of all females. All others must compete for the right for "sloppy seconds" incase the seed of the strongest did not impregnate some of the females
>thus, the children of the clan are the children of the clan, not just the parent

>no one is owned, everyone is free
EVERYONE

>>41306332
>>41306329
Thanks guys, one night I just sat there going though the old Threads and writing it up

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>41306364
Keep William (Sophie?) unaware of the recent enslavement of a village and send him to the Amazons.

>>41306385
Shit...Nobody tell the Anon

Question: William's gonna find out at some point. Do we liberate them or keep it hushed up, by force if neccessary?

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>>41306413
William has been surprisingly calm during the past few days, considering how his close friend and ally died by way of pointy stick through chest-itis. This could be due to his complete lack of knowledge about what went on besides that, and no one who witnessed it seems eager to tell him. Nevertheless, Queen Catherine requested that he go and muck about in the newly discovered lands, hopefully making allies or trading partners. Throwing darts at the map, he found that most of his shots landed on the giant island to the southwest, marked "Amazon."

>"Rright, t'is'll get mah mind offa him."

Packing his gear and Sophie aboard a ship, William set out for this strange new land.

>Disgonbegud

>William will arrive in Amazon land in 2 turns!

Also, somebody please roll me 1d100 to see if Catherine stays healthy mentally.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

Where did everyone else go?

>>41306497
Kill them, no-one deserves a life of shame

I will try my best to keep the old ways alive, since I'm the only player been here from the start, and is still here

>>41306527
>SNU-SNU

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>>41306563
>11: Complete failure!

Stress can get to anyone. Everyone has bad days, but most people don't have bad days where your husband is killed in a far off land for doing sweet F-A. Most people don't watch as their own sacred laws are broken by someone they dubbed a "savior." Most people still have someone to love in this world.

Catherine's lost her sense of morality, and she now seeks to make her realm one which would make her husband proud, and prepare it for Cordy.

>Catherine is now Catherine the Mad!

>>41306565
Dice por favor

>>41306642
We're not gonna make it long, are we?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

A
Have Sophie find a boyfriend.

She isn't dead, is she? I can't remember if she is, I'm really mushy headed now.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>41306642
>A
Have Queen Cath read the Obituary
>make her less mad plox

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>>41306758
Fucken nice

>>41306815
THE POWER OF SELF CREATION

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>>41306730
She is firmly alive and roughly 10 years old. Would you like to make the character yourself or would you rather have me make it up on the fly?

>>41306758

>A2: Mental Health
>97: Amazing success!

On a frigid night, deep in the Royal Palace, Catherine sits upon the throne. Though far too big for a person her size, her presence easily fills it. The arched-door cracks a bit.

>"My Queen?"

The tauren guard who informed her of her beloved's death appears in the light. She motions for him to come in, and he appears to be holding a small stone tablet.

>"The...Royal Guardsmen held a small contest to write an Obituary for the King, and we would like you to read it."

He kneels before her, extending the stone plate from his hand. She gets up and snatches it, giving it a quick read. Then another, and another, and another.

>"My Queen?"

Catherine just now notices the tears streaming down her face, and nods for the guard to leave.

>"Would Brakla want this...?"

She begins weeping softly to herself, simply wishing for her husband to return. Later that night, as she checks in on Corby and her plants, she retires to her chambers, cheeks stained a bit red.

>Catherine is no longer insane!

I will be back in a moment

>>41306922
(I thought she was around 14-16 by now so she might've been more interested in relationships but this way it's cuter :3)
I'll make a very lax description and you can build from there. He can be pretty strong, a human, a year or so older, and good with magic.

Back

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>>41306967
So this kid?

>>41307000
I spat on my sceen

>>41307000
Kek'd
No, someone with blond hair and strong arms, not 'Arry the Lizzard.

>>41307000
also, trip 0's confirmed

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>>41307040
?

>>41307085
Perfect

How old is Cordy?

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>>41306967

>A3: Relationships!
>56: Average!

>Dear Diary

>I had so much fun today! The sailor men let me climb onto the ropes while Daddy was busy trying to tell the Capten something, and wile I was up there I met a boy! He had blond hair, with eyes that looked a bit like the hair on Uncle Brakky! He was real strong to, and pulled me up with one hand! Then he showed me this weird trick with the air and I got to fly! But then we had to stop, since Daddy saw me flying and nearly tossed my friend overboard. I never did learn his name, but he said he was a Cabin-Boy or something like that. I think I may like him...

>Love, Sophie


Dear god I think I need to go watch a Micheal Bay movie now...

>>41307118
About a year and a half old now, with some finer control over her botamancy.

>>41307169
Oh my god that was adorable. Also, can we start teaching Cordy important stuff?

>>41307169
So cute!

How are you keeping the time? are you just doing it your head, basing it off of things that happen, or to you have an established method?

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>>41307203
A mix of all three, but if you guys got a calender or the like I could give you guys the official method.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

R
Make a calendar

>>41307248
not really, it should scale on how things are happening
if we put it on things like a turn is a year, everything would take so long, or badly scaled

>>41307248
I was only saying because, well,Cordy is 9 Threads old, and 1 and a half years, while Ahdrag was a young King and and an old one within about 3-4 Threads

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>>41307321
You are correct, the scaling was different back then. I've sorted out the actual timescale now.

>>41307274

>R2: Calender
>32+20=52: Average!

While out at sea, William found it boring to stare at the unending sea when he wasn't chasing after Sophie and that boy. Granted, a ship only has so much space, but they could have at least stocked more of Alagar's Punch aboard. Staring up at the night sky, he notices how those bright lights in the sky move every so often, and are often in a different position each night. He makes a small chart, something to take his mind off of the normal routine, and creates a way of tracking time!

>Would you like my custom calender or the Gregorian Calender?

>Also, a turn will comprise a month's worth of actions, though this will be scaled depending on local events.

>>41307321
>>41307400
I just now noticed the flaw in my plan. I fucked up, so now Cordy is younger. Sorry guys

>>41307400
>Custom Character

>>41307400
4 Seasons

>Take away the brackets

>(Fire)l
>(Water)os
>(Air)it
>(Earth)um

So
Firel-Summer
Earthum-Autumn
Wateros-Winter
Airit-Spring

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>A
Have William study diplomacy while on board.

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>>41307430
In a drunken stupor, William comes up with names for all the sections of the year, basing them off of constellations he saw in the sky.

>Aegar, the first
>Belator, the second
>Torenta, the third
>Botanya, the end of the Wateros and the beginning of Airit
>Dunkir, the end of Airit and the beginning of Firel
>Sophye, the sixth (You are here)
>Kortlo, the end of the Firel and the beginning of Earthum
>Yvyo, the eighth,
>Vyt, the end of Earthum and the beginning of the Wateros

WHY DO I TAKE SO LONG TO TYPE SHIT

>>41307551
so hard coming up with names, right?

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>>41307547

>A4: Diplomacy
>37: Failure!

>"Excuse me, captain?"

William tried to get the Captain's attention numerous times with this phrase, though each instance was interrupted by

>A) Sophie swinging around from the ropes like a mad-man while the cabin boy cheered her on

>B) The cabin boy having Sophie fly like a beautiful butterfly, or at least that's what he told the captain.

>or C) William saying "Fook it" after the 18th time.

He retired to his quarters to try and figure out how to actually do diplomacy, besides sticking his dick into a woman. This was to no avail, as he soon fell asleep trying to read.

>>41307614
Kind of, I had used standard names in place of the custom one's for simplicity's sake.

Just thought of something
You know at the end of the Obituary I wrote, I had a bit of Religion jargon, right?
What if I wrote a Spirit's Bible, our at least a bit of it?
I have a lot of time right now, and I want to get better at writing stuff
So how about it?

>>41307698
I'm all for it.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

Rolling for>>41306565

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>41307748
How about I roll it?

>>41307806
Yeah, Yeah I roll it

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>>41307748

>A5: Execution
>96: Amazing success!

Some of the citizens of the colony have shown some...moral concerns about the treatment of the slaves. Are they not stooping to the level of their ancient foe the Snow Elves? Are they not doing the exact thing they fought against? Some view it as a crime against their citizens, and set about "liberating" them.

Of course, by liberation I mean execution, as no one deserves the humiliation of a life in the cold chains. The people, you never learned their name, simply stare blankly as their friends and family are killed before their eyes. With each slice of a blade, the words "I am sorry." were heard. At the end of the night, the deed was done. The bodies were buried, and the surrounding area covered with grass and the like.

>-160 slaves in the colony!

Rolled 39 (1d100)

Establish a trade outpost in the remains of their village.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>A
Create an organization for Race Relations, good and bad relations
So a place for handling relations with other races, and telling us when it bad or good, and why

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>>41307912

>A6: Trade Outpost
>39: Failure!

Some of the more adventurous settlers decide to head out and establish an outpost to trade with future settlements and nearby neighbors. Unfortunately, they settled right over the burned out ruins of the previous village. The whole place seemed...uncanny. Like there was constantly someone watching them, though anyone who was there turned out to be shadows.

News of this outpost arrived back in camp, and many saw this as a front for the slaves, who were presumed to have escaped, to live. The building, surrounding area, and minotaurs, did not survive the torch.

>-10 population in the colony

>>41307964

>A7: Race Relations
>56: Average!

With the recent debacle in the colony, the more intelligent and wise of the Minotaurs added a new wing to the U.N. building, made specifically to research other races so as to prevent other instances of this genocide from happening again. Well, at least for the good people. Unfortunately, the reason why this was made is soon leaked to the public, and leads to a few, to put it mildly, demonstrations against Tsunami for what he has done


Sorry that took so long, my internet crapped out. I thought I had gotten this fixed.

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Try to invent a carriage dragged by a horse.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>41308191
forgot roll

>>41308215
we fail because we don't have horses in the first place.

>>41308275
That explains it.

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>>41308215

>R3: Horse drawn carriage
>23+20=43: Average!

Carts, while useful, do have their limitations. Rocky terrain breaks the wheels, tauren drivers wear out after so many kilometers, and the idea of having a machine of sorts to do it is very attractive. It would require a beast with preferrably four legs, with some kind of hard material at the bottom to easily withstand rough terrain. Unfortunately, the only suitable source for a "Drawn Carriage" is the mini-colossi, and they stumble over even the smallest of pebbles. To be fair, it is quite hilarious to watch them struggle.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>R
New Totems and Runes

Don't we have a Totem and Runes Tech place?
>Milking dem +5's baby

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>>41308346

>R4: Totems and Runes
>88+20+5=113: RNGESUS

On the mainland, totems and the like are seen as good luck charms, so it comes as a surprise that, late one night, a creative tauren man is busy making some. His mate stands in the doorway, watching as he etches out a small rune in a block of Cuth wood. She is about to say something about him not getting enough sleep, but is overcome by a sudden wave of lust and desire, as is her husband.

The next morning, stirring from a wonderful sleep, the man sets back to work and is able to carve another block. This time, it allows him to masquerade as someone entirely different for roughly an hour's worth of time, though it is discovered they must be of the same gender. Finally, almost out of ideas, he begins drawing/carving random lines and is soon overcome by a feeling of nausea and panic. Looking behind him, he sees the twisted ghastly form of a Minotaur standing besides his mate, staring right at him. He soon smashes the totem and marks out the rune.

>Lust rune invented!
>Lust totem invented!
>Disguise rune invented!
>Disguise totem invented!
>Spirit rune invented!
>Spirit totem invented!

How many techs and actions do we have left?

>>41308576
1 action

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>41308593
A- Improve sanitation

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>>41308651

>A8: Sanitation
>64: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!

A young human had just arrived in Drozen, along with his brother. Their experience in dealing with plumbing, sanitation, and pest control were renowned in the Highlands, and they sought their fortune in the Minotaur lands, seeing as how humans were "too easy." Upon entrance, they were utterly disgusted. Waste lied in the streets, in some places knee-high, and yellow snow could be seen at every street corner. Upon entrance into the first building, the smell, oh god the smell, was what drove them out.

They persisted, going house by house to install modern plumbing and sanitation techniques. Eventually, they looked back on their month's worth of work. Disease was far less common, as were insects. You could walk five feet without stepping in shit, and the same with yellow snow. When a young boy asked what the man's name was, he knelt down to the child, taking off his signature red cap and saying:

>"Itsa me, Mario!"

>+200 population growth in Drozen!

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CUTH STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 995
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Awaken) 210
>Population Growth 20
>Population (Human) 995
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Dwarf) 504
>Population Growth 60

Dos acciones con un tech por favor!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

Try to build a giant machine that crushes the mountains and burns all the trees.
(A weapon of mass destruction that is)

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>41308822
REROLL FUCKING REROLL
PORT WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

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>>41308822

>A1: WMD
>14: Complete failure!

Hodn had always dreamed of a weapon that could crush his enemies. He had joined the engineering portion of the guard to do just that. So, while on watch in the early night, he "borrowed" a few of the more explosive pieces of equipment in the armory. With that, he stole away to the walls.

While constructing his masterpiece, he accidentally lit the spark on a trail of gunpowder a bit too early. Realizing his mistake he desperately tried to stomp it out. All he did was send sparks flying everywhere, igniting the various barrels and blowing a massive hole in himself, the wall, and a decent chunk of the village.

>-60 Minotaurs in Cuth!
>-60 Humans in Cuth!
>-60 Dwarves in Cuth!

>>41308835
I wanted something to kill mush and other enemies :(

>>41308937
can we keep my reroll?
I thought with a 14, that Cuth would be wiped

can someone summarise the previous threads please

>>41309006
All of them?
fuck man, shit happened
and.. stuff
>I'm so good at this

>>41308987
Sorry!

>>41308990
Nah, that would be a 1. Instead you just have a massive hole in the wall the fungals could easily sweep through.

And yes, you can keep it.

>>41309006
Long story short, we're Minotaurs that settled at the North Pole, made friends with the Humans (who are Celtic), nearly genocide-d the Snow Elf Slavers, EXPLORED THE WORLD, founded Cuth, made our human friend William fuck several non-human women, and generally had a good time. I recommend jumping into it.

>>41309067
Ok, I use the 90 to repair and upgrade the wall
fuck sake, I always fix Port's mistakes
always fucking up
I have never once fucked up
never
My name is not because I had 6 below 10's in a row
My name is a coincidence

One action and a tech please.

May I suggest using that 90 to fight the damn fungals...

>>41309146
Something like that would mean a whole fight, see the 5th Thread for an example of a large scale fight

>>41309142
>>41309146

What's it gonna be guys?

>>41309067
whats with the dwarves and shit?

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>>41309255
These guys took them in after the Dwarves got news that the Rockhome had been destroyed, making the Dwarves an endangered species.

>A2: Wall Repair
>90: Amazing success!

After burning Hodn's remains on a shameful pyre, the village survivors set to work rebuilding their only means of defense against the Fungal hordes. They worked frantically through the wee hours of the morning, and saw to it that anything remotely resembling a fungal was destroyed on site. Fortunately for them (and you) it was soon done and over with. A new death rune was carved, and the village rested, uneasy and unsure about what to do.

>>41309255
Civvie skipped ALOT of stuff, like the Army of The Elder Gods which we fought, the royal baby being stolen by the Fungals, get the baby back, the dark elves, the crystalids, the Thriae and the Dwarfs

>>41309337
Sorry, I suck at summaries.

>>41309361
its fine shit has happened in 20 Threads, the only reason I remember is because I had to scrape the Threads for writing the Obituary

1 tech please.

Really wish I could stay for the end of these Threads, but stuff is aways happening
I'll have to sleep now
bye guys!

>>41309520
'Night!

>>41309520
Bai
R
Try to make the Cuth infrastructure more effective.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>41309546

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>>41309568

>R: Infrastructure
>79+20=99: Amazing success!

Cuth's streets, after being cleaned of various body parts, building materials, and the like, are noted to be absurdly complex. The average human has trouble walking through without getting lost, though the tauren find the labyrinth structure homely. The Dwarves aren't much better, and as such hide in their own mess of tunnels. This would change soon.

Milomir laid out a plan for an ideally defended city, with straight streets, a single entrance, a bloody well massive sea wall, and zones for specific buildings. At the end of it all, the village looks more like an army camp. This leads to a much easier time walking around, though most tauren are horribly disoriented when it is completed.

>>41309678
:3

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DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 9445
>Population Growth 515
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 4650
>Population Growth 205
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 3785
>Population Growth 215
>Population (Human) 3860
>Population Growth 230
ALAGAR STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 2220
>Population Growth 165
>Population (Human) 2265
>Population Growth 165
SECRET OUTPOST STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 255
>Population Growth 10
>Population (Human) 180
>Population Growth 10
COLONY STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 210
>Population Growth 10
>Population (Human [Free]) 115
>Population Growth 15

Eight actions and four techs please!

>>41309678
"It isn't all twisting in on itself with random dead ends and needless offshoots to the paths. HOW DO YOU FIND YOUR WAY AROUND?!"

>>41309734
Yeah more or less.

Any questions anonymous?

Rolled 2, 26, 69, 55 = 152 (4d100)

>A1
Build a cinema
>A2
Look for four legged creatures to drag our carts
>A3
Start Mino-Mart, the affordable store chain for all your shopping needs
>R1
Research ice boxes

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>41309712
R- Perform more research on the applications of spirit totems.

>>41309800
Welp, looks like more zombies.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>41309821
Roll to beat this.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>41309869

>>41309894
Holy shit that was close.

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>>41309793

>A1: Cinema
>2: Catastrophic failure!

The idea of creating some form of "moving picture" to entertain and inform the masses is a novel concept. Unfortunately, you

>A) Lack the technology to do so

and

>B) The guy who came up with this is the Minotaur version of M. Night. Shamalamallama.

The end result of the numerous catastrophic failures is several burned buildings, bodies, and 100 dead tauren, most of them children.

>-100 population in Drozen!

>A2: Four legged creatures
>26: Below average failure!

While the man who came up with drawn carts was mucking about with possible ways to power his invention, he had an idea. Why not go out into the tundra to have a look and see if there is a creature out there would work. His head was delivered, still dripping blood, by a White Beast in the dead of night.

>A3: Mino-Mart
>69: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!

An entrepenurial tauren sets up a small stall in the city center. He trades for various goods, some valuable, others worthless. At the end of the day, he has enough money in copper coins to pay someone to set up another stall. Then another, and another, and another. Eventually, he has taken over much of the market, with his stalls being present on almost all street corners. His wages, while low, are livable, and help to stimulate the economy towards a more competitive way of working.

>Capitalism invented!

>R1: Ice boxes
>55+20=75: Above average success!

Ice has been around since time immemorial, and only now have your people thought of practical uses for it. Why don't we use this cold rock to keep our food around for a bit longer? Upon experimentation, it is found that small containment units, with metal doors and shells, when stuffed with ice, allow for food to remain fresh for far longer!

>+10 growth worldwide!
>Iceboxes invented!

>Part two incoming

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>>41309800

>R2: Spirit runes
>14+20=34: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS

Word of the tauren man's Spirit Rune invention intrigues many of the people in the city. Particularly the elderly and the young, some wish to speak with their deceased loved ones, others...Well, teenage hormones are a hell of a thing. Late at night, a teenage tauren etches the rune in his wall, and finds that the ghostly form of a young human woman appears behind him. Following a short discussion, they soon get to it.

In the other room, the boy's father is having quite an intelligent discussion with a deceased tauren about the Land of the Dead. Most of those who die end up there, and Lady Death rules over all in that realm. The undead are viewed as abhorrent abominations, and are destroyed on sight. The ghost mentions how the totems and runes tend to lead to much more death in their area, but this is dismissed by the elderly man falling asleep.

>Land of the Dead discovered!

5 actions and 2 techs please.

Rolled 68, 38 = 106 (2d100)

A
Build a cute little bakery where people can go to eat churros and relax for a bit :3
R
Try to figure out the recipe for Krabby Pattys.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>41310312
R- Advance farming techniques.

>>41310192
make some flintlock pistol's

>>41310426
dammit dice

according to the tech list there are zero military techs, is this true?

if so, military organisation. minotaur legions w/ dwarf/human auxillaries when

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>41310488

>>41310456

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>>41310374

>A4: Bakery
>68: Success!

Capitalism takes a firm hold of your people, with many starting small businesses of their own to sell their goods and services. Of these, the Three Amigo's Baking Co. is one of the most wildly successful, with their trademark churros drawing even Crystalid customers in, despite their lack of hunger...Regardless, the place soon becomes a social hot spot, with Catherine even appearing and making it the Royal Bakery!
>Baking invented!

R3: Krabby Pattys
>38+20=58: Average!

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME KRABBY PATTYS

>>41310396
>R4: Farming
>81+20=101: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The farmers, now with a belly full of fine churros and alcoholic drink, come up with a new way to grow crops. Instead of just dropping seed everywhere like before, a plow is devised to more evenly spread the seed. This newly found organization allows for a massive overhaul in food production, and the population booms as a direct result!

>+250 growth worldwide!

>>41310426
We actually already have gunpowder, guns, and the like. We are currently stuck with flintlocks though.

>>41310523

>A5: Legions
>86+5=91: Amazing success!

Warmaster Tsunami looks over the militia. He sees a ramshackle force, with no standardization, no discipline, no force. He soon changes that with an extensive regime of physical and magical training, as well as weapons. Standard equipment is created, and the Army is much stronger as a result. Human mercenaries are recruited to bolster the ranks, though the Dwarves seem less then eager to sacrifice their few numbers for your people.

>+5 to Army rolls!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>41310456
one last time

>>41310618
Would you like me to save this roll?

>>41310618
and now i dance the victory dance

>>41310636
nah use it to make cannons for our ships.
huge ones, so huge they can launch humans whole.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>41310612
A- See if we can help bolster those dwarven numbers with introduction of our totem! Specifically the lust totem...
I know im going to regret this but I can't resist

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>>41310713

>A6: Cannons
>55: Average!

The recent reorganization of the Army made of few of the Navy boys jealous. So jealous in fact, they made a BFG, a big fucking gun, to compensate for it. Upon firing for the first time, the ship is nearly torn apart by the sheer blast force. Fortunately for all those aboard, it soon bobbed back with no major damage. Of course, the Army soon made their own. This led to all Navy ships (or at least those that could support them) were outfitted with these massive bombards. Nothing short of a mountain is tanking this kind of cannon ball, and you can actually launch people out! Granted, if they miss they'll hit the water and drown in horrendous pain, but that's a risk most are willing to take!

>Bombards invented!

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>41310823
now my plan comes to fruition.
make dwarven space marines

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>>41310814

>A7: Dwarves
>57: Average!

While passing through some Dwarven tunnels, a tauren miner "accidentally" drops a lust totem in the middle of a large gathering of dwarves. What followed could best be described as a massive orgy, filled with beards, sweat, hot breath, ridiculous amounts of the...well, you know. Unfortunately for the several human and tauren women in the crowd, it is discovered that Dwarf sperm is highly acidic, though the Dwarven women seem to be highly resistant to this.

Following this, a it becomes a common practice for tauren women to dare each other to have a go with a dwarf. The end result is several ruined reproductive systems and many happy Dwarves.

>+50 Dwarf population growth!
>-15 tauren population growth in Drozen!

>>41310906
>A8: Space Marines
>45: Average!

The Dwarves, now not so highly concerned about the survival of their race, enlist in the regiments of the Army and the ships of the Navy. Unfortunately, Dwarven figure is rather hard to make armor for, and even harder to make Dwarf sized weapons. This doesn't deter them, but any potential they had for Special Forces is, for the time being, out of reach.

>>41311032
curses! my brilliant plan has been foiled!

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CUTH STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 1035
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Awaken) 230
>Population Growth 20
>Population (Human) 1035
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Dwarf) 554
>Population Growth 110

Two actions and a tech please!

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>41311116
new plan. find some clay

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>41311116
R- Try and find ways to neutralize biological acid.There's both dwarf semen and acid blood lizards to work with.

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>>41311133
Nice dubs

>A1: Clay
>86: Great success!

The river lands around Cuth have massive bounties. Be they fish, plants, shells or, sand. But this strange, reddish-brown gunk that sticks to everything is rather annoying. However, if left out to dry for a few hours, it hardens into a fine block, and is easily stackable with others of its kind. On top of this, small pits of the material, now called clay, are able to be dug up almost anywhere along the river bank.

>Clay discovered!

>R: Acid
>64: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!

After a rather painful experience with a Dwarven man, a tauren woman heads down into the labyrinth tunnels to have a word with him. Tunnels is a bad way to put it, it's more of a fortress. A Dwarf Fortress. Finding her way through, she happens upon a small chamber, in which there is a small horde of the Acid Lizards, as well as a tank of what can be identified as Dwarf spunk. She is able to smuggle the tank out by way of *redacted*, and begins experimenting on how to neutralize it's effects. After some failures (and burned hands and tongue), she finds that mixing cold alcohol with the liquid completely eliminates the acidity. She tests this on a drunken dwarf, and when he finishes she finds that her innards are no longer burning!

>>41311322
now make some mold of dwarven weapons and armor from the clay.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>41311368
forgot dice

>>41311322
>She enters the tunnels and the world becomes ascii art.

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>>41311384

>A2: Clay Weapons and Armor
>7: Catastrophic failure!

When it comes to actually making stuff out of clay, it's rather hard when all of your techniques for forging metal and the like either:

>A) Absolutely ruin the clay, and the forge to boot.

or

>B) Ignites into a massive ball of flame, frying the surrounding area, lighting many buildings on fire, and in general making people have a bad time.

>>41311484
i didn't say make weapons FROM clay, i say shape they clay into molds of weapons to pour high heated metal in so that it cools into axe or helmet.

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William has arrived in the Lands of the Amazons!

The sea air is a little bit less stale as land comes into sight. William wobbles as he and Sophie come off of the ship, loaded down with supplies as they set foot on the lush green island. He notices two bloody well massive mountains rise on the horizon, and he makes a small camp when he hears the sound of galloping. Turning around he sees beautiful women, armored in steel and with swords drawn.

>"HALT! WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE HERE?"

>What do?

>>41311558
Precisely, why do you think they failed?

>>41311618
ah it was a communication error in my part then.
although it would be Hilarius watching a minotaur get angry that his great Armour keeps shattering every time he accidentally bumps into something

>>41311618
Alright, who wants to roll for the flirting? I don't trust myself tonight.

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William
>Iron Wool armor (Sleep infused)
>His personal longsword (Iron)
>Kilt
>Singed-hat
>Small snow elf child he saved during the Battle of the Citadel
>Unwilling Husband: Due to a recent encounter with Queen Cloa of the Thriae, William is now the husband to the Queen, and must make occasional visits to their Hive to satisfy her. Benefits include frequent trading, bonuses to diplomacy, and a guaranteed alliance.
>Lustful: Recent experiences have led William to enjoy the finer things in life, i.e. sex. This gives him a bonus to diplomacy when conversing with women, but must pass a roll first to see if he comes off as seductive or a pig.
>Father: William has grown attached to the small Elf girl, naming her Sophie. If something bad were to happen to her, it would send him into a fit of unadulterated rage.

William's character sheet, if you would like to know some shit about him.

>>41311695
No worries man.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>41311618
"I am here to impregnate your womenfolk. Prostrate yourselves before me."

>>41311748
and William is now the pimp of amazon island

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>>41311748

This'll go over well

>A: Roll with it
>73: Above average success!

William clears his throat, covers Sophie's ears, and says:

>"Ahm 'ere to imprregnate yer womenfolk. Prrostrate yourselves 'fore me."

The stone-faced women twitch for a moment, then burst out into hearty laughter. This continues for about a minute before William coughs to interrupt them.

>"Sorrry, but wha's so funny?"

A woman in gleaming silver armor motions forward on her mount. She speaks in a heavenly voice.

>"There was a sailor who passed by hear several months ago, speaking of a civilization of Minotaurs and Men, and in particular the exploits of a young Highlander named William. He said he was famed for his skill in the bedroom, and that no woman could resist his charms."

She stifles a laugh for a moment, then continues.

>"So you came to Amontia, home of the Amazons, a race of superhuman women...Amazing."

>What do?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>41311933
"Real reason 'm here is to see if there's any deals that can be made with my people and yours."

>>41312082
yep. yep. Knew I shouldn't have rolled.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>41312110
DON'T WORRY CITIZEN, HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY

Holy shit my computer just crashed. Typing from laptop. Sorry there was a delay

>>41312267
ITS ACCEPTABLE AS LONG AS YOU TAKE THE SAVING ROLL INTO ACCOUNT!... Please...

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>>41312179

>A: Trading
>86: Great success!

>"Well, ya see ya wee lassies, ahm a diplomat. So, Ah came 'ere to work out a deal 'tween my kin' n' yours."

William is visibly sweating bullets right now, though the Amazons seem unfazed.

>"We do not hold that kind of authority, please follow us to the capital. There you will meet our leader and diplomacy can be done there."

>"What do?

>>41312342
YOU'RE WELCOME CITIZEN OF /TG/.
DICE-MAN, AAWWWAAAYYY.
>shit broke my clay Armour again.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>41312342
follow them, and use rugged scottish charm and muscles to acquire excellent trading and alliance deals, as well as amazonian pussy.

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>>41312422

>A: Bowchicawowow
>70: Above average success!

William quickly mounts up, with Sophie riding on another. They soon make way for the city, moving like lightning across the rugged terrain. Eventually, William's curiousity gets the better of him, and with Sophie out of earshot for the time being, he asks the question.

>"No men?"

The woman, he assumes to be the leader, nods. William mentally fist pumps as he reaches a hand around.

>"So, ya t'inkin' maybeh we coul'"

He is cut off by a shoulder to the cheek.

>"Amazons are sworn to be celibate."

The Highlander mutters to himself as the city comes into view. It truly is spectacular, with towering spires made of white marble and inlaid with ornaments far beyond any he had seen before. Soon enough, the city is a blur, bustling with activity as they pass through the gates to a grand palace. Many guards stop and stare at him, and he is soon in the elaborately carved and ordained throne room. A woman with platinum blonde hair, emerald green eyes, and a rather voluptuous chest sits on the throne in heavy armor, itself having a ridiculous amount of jewelry.

>"State your business."

Her voice is both soft and commanding. William is able to sputter out

>"Allianc' n' trrade..."

She gives him a confused look, then looks to her guards. She returns attention.

>"Come again?"

>What do>

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>41312627
>An alliance against our enemies, and or simply trade between our people. Nothing complicated. Perhaps you warrior girls would like an invitation to our colosseum as well.

>>41312627
ok William, this is your time to shine, all those times you practiced speaking without your accent will pay of today.
just say you want an "alliance and trade with the amazon." and all those days talking to yourself in the mirror wont be weird.
>"ACKLLIACK N TRRADE

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>>41312082
>>41312662
These rolls

>>41312662

>A: Speak up
>25: Below average failure!

For the second time today, William clears his throat.

>"Sorrry, sorrry...I was' tryin' tah say t'at we, i.e. t'e Minotaurs, woul' like an alliance wit' yer lot, or just trrade. Nothin' too fancy."

He eyes around the room, careful to keep watch of the guards, as well as Sophie.

>"An' maybe yer warrrior girls woul' like to have a go in tah Colosseum? Always fun to..."

The woman's eyes have turned to slits and are staring daggers right at the man.

>"Amazons do not fight for sport, we fight for honor and for the weak. Your barbaric ways do not amuse us."

One of the guards whispers into her ear, then points to Sophie.

>"Say, what's with that small child behind you? She doesn't look human."

>What do?

>>41312759
cheer up mate, you ain't alone.
i fucked up too with the clay.

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>>41312789

>>41312789
"She's my daughter just the same. Not by blood, but wassat matter? An' I swear if yo lot are as discriminatory as the damn drow an' greenskins..."

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>>41312918

Nailed the accent.

William returns the death glare, and replies:

>"She's my daughter just the same. Not by blood, but wassat matter? An' I swear if yo lot are as discrriminatory as the damn drrow an' grreenskins..."

He pats the sword on his back.

>"Le's jus' say t'ere'll be 'ell to pay."

Many of the guards go for their weapons, but a hand wave from the Queen stops them. The Amazon from earlier looks a bit nervous, trying to keep far from the two.

>"Very well, what do you have to offer?"

>>41313022
Totems, steel-silk, metals, food, company.

>>41313130
fertility drugs, sleep infused weapons made by our own master forgers, ship traveling services, more fertility drugs, trading knowledge for knowledge, music instruments and all other cultural tools and devices.

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>>41313130

>"Oh...Ya know. To'ems, steel-silk, varrious me'als dug up by tah Dwarves, food, drrugs, bagpipes, Sleep, ship travel, comp'ny..."

The Highlander looks for a reaction, but gets none besides the Queen's eyes going wide a bit.

>"Totems? What kind?"

A small smirk emerges oh William's face, then he continues.

>"Well offta top o' mah head, there's the Pious, let's you speak to tah gods, Death, rots ya'way, Food, let's ya go wit'out eatin', Levitation, self-explanatorry, Life, brrings about a fuck-tonna plants, an' Lust, which drives a man er woman mad with desire."

Many of the guards look to each other with concern, and the Queen's head rests on her hands.

>"Strange. When we tried them we simply got wooden blocks...Tell me, would you happen to have a totem or rune on you?"

>If you would like, William can have a totem of your choice on his person.

>>41313329
You know god damn well he has a lust totem on him.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>41313329
He has a lust totem and it's in his kilt.

If he fucked her, would that be rape?

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>>41313433
>>41313444

Dubs and trips, perfecto mis amigos

>"Ah do, as a matter o' fact..."

As he reaches into his back pocket, William motions for Sophie to leave. Immediately. She does so, and he continues.

>"Ah 'ave two act'ally, woul' ya like tah see?"

The Queen raises a clenched fist, then releases it in a choppy motion. All of the guards file out of the room, leaving only William and the Queen.

>"Listen. If anything happens because of this, I will personally hunt you down, and I will kill you."

He tries to laugh it off, but the Queen is stone-faced. Pulling the totem out of his pack, he's thankful he bothered to wear gloves today. Almost immediately the Queen's eyes go wide, then begin to have a faint pink mist surrounding them.

>"What the..."

She drops to her knees, head clutched tightly as she is wracked with pain.

>"I feel...Different. WHAT DID YOU DO?!?"

>"Ah, i's a Lust totem, makes anyone in the area..."

William's sentence patters off as he realizes what he's done. It's honestly a miracle the totem didn't affect more people on the way in.

>What do?

>>41313686
Put it away. "Ya assed ta see it."

>>41313765
aye, this
we can use it for snu snu later

>>41313686
"sorry, still haven't figured how to turn it off"

>>41313765
>>41313792
>snu snu later
She's an Amazonian is she not? Having had been brought to her knees by something so simple and as the Queen more or less presenting herself to a male with no struggle or courtship, you still think there will be a later?

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>>41313765

William quickly shoved the totem away, careful to not let it slip again.

>"Sorrry 'bout that, but ye assed tah see it."

The Queen mutters something to herself, then struggles to get up. The man extends a hand to her, helping her to her feet.

>"Still 'aven't figured out how to turn t'ose bloody t'ings off."

Still rubbing her temples, the woman marches past him, grabbing his pack on the way.

>"I'm destroying this, no Amazon will be brought down like that again."

Dropping the bag, she grabs a nearby warhammer that had been placed on a wall mantle and brings it down, shattering the hard wood and sending a blinding light up, then disappearing. She motions for him to follow as she opens to palace doors. Guards stream in, weapons drawn and all focused right on William. She begins walking out, seemingly heading for the city gates.

>What do?

>>41313821
He has a point, tread lightly.

Also, my name keeps getting deleted.

>>41313950
She's the queen, and she's yet to really insult you or sophie yet so, go with the flow.

>>41314009
I agree, and follow her.

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>>41314009
>>41314040

William hurries up to her, with Sophie following close behind. She seems a bit scared, and is mumbling to herself in what sounds like Snow Elf. The Queen is staring straight ahead, keeping up a brisk pace and ignoring the stares of the citizens.

>"So, uh, 'bout t'at Alliance..."

He is, once again, cut off by the Queen.

>"Tell me, did you plan that? Bring the Queen to her knees and have your way with her, only to have second thoughts at the last moment?"

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>41314122
"Don't be ridiculous. Ye needn't be so fright o'er somethin' ye don't ken. There's nae shame in that."

>>41314167
save me roll saver

>>41314122
"Not a 'tall! Ya assed tah see it an' i showed ya. honestly didn' espect it tah affect ya much. Sorry."

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>41314190
DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A HERO?

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>41314167
ILL SAVE YOU!

>>41314207
good enough to prevent an early death at least

>>41314122
Not to mentioned he tried to help her up, she'd likely take that as an insult, I mean people don't help normal queens up beside their husbands, Amazonian ones on the other hand...

I vote we Play to her pride.

>"Nah your highness I cannot say t'at I did atoll. Ihm impress'd you'd 'ave thawt of t'at tho. Of course such a wise an' powerful Queen such as yourself 'd have thawt o' it. Muh apologies." and bow.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>41314167
It is I, he with the dice.

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>>41314167

William's smirk is back, and he tries to act reassuringly.

>""Don't be rridiculous. Ye needn't be so frright o'er somethin' ye don't ken. There's nae shame in that."

The Amazon stops dead in her tracks, and turns around glacially towards him. She closes the distance in a fraction of a second, and picks him up by the neck, almost crushing his windpipe.

>"If you don't stop talking in that stupid accent I swear to Goddess above I will break your skull on the street."

Her iron grip is almost enough to break a few vertebrae, and she continued.

>"I am an AMAZON! I don't need you to help me up, but you will."

She drops him, coughing as he struggles to breathe.

>"Now I'll ask again, did you plan that?"

William looks up, a bit sad to see that the armor wasn't a skirt.


>"Nah your highness I cannot say t'at I did atoll. Ya assed tah see it an' i showed ya. honestly didn' espect it tah affect ya much. Ihm imprress'd you'd 'ave thawt of t'at tho. Of course such a wise an' powerful Queen such as yourself 'd have thawt o' it. Mah apologies."

She slams her head into her plated palm, then continues on.

>"If you want to get back home follow me."

>>41314337
how rude
i say we leave without a fuss, then come back with minotaur legions and annex the fuck out of them.

>>41314337
Embarrassing attempt at damage control > more damage.

>>41314457
Flawless.

>>41314457
nah that's too mean. lets have a shooting test with our new cannons right in their front yard.
that should teach them respect

>>41314506
This sounds better. Not by much, but it's better.

>>41314457
>>41314506
Or we could just leave them alone because at a glance it doesn't look like they have anything to really offer us unless we want to go slaver nation. Which I sure as hell don't.

>>41314337
But yes, just follow her and fuck off.

>>41314545
Maybe, but there is still the possibility of William getting some action. In the future most likely but still.

>>41314545
its not about what they have to offer us.
its about them being assholes because of a misunderstanding.

>>41314601
To be fair we did pull out a LUST TOTEM alone with their ruler. And so far it's only been the Queen

>>41314506
even better idea, we invent planes and draw a middle finger in the sky with smoke.

>>41314617
acting that way towards a citizen of our dominion is an insult and we demand satisfaction

plus the humans will be right on board for some snu snu

>>41314617
yea that's justifiable but complaining about an accent isn't.
neither is choking him.

>>41314628
We have planes. We can do this.

>>41314643
>*a human

>>41314662
Fair point. Also, to defeat my own point, they might have done something with Sophie considering the first bit of >>41314122

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>>41314457
>>41314462
>>41314474
>>41314535
>>41314545
>>41314579
>>41314581

An idea begins to form in William's head of how to get petty revenge on these stuck up cunts, though he'd rather keep it to himself while he works out the details. Black swirls are visibly forming in his eyes, though no one is close enough to see them. This plan involves, currently, drawing a giant middle finger in the sky with various planes, making as loud a racket as possible along the shoreline, and generally be a massive prick.

While this plan was formulating, he and the Queen soon found themselves out in the countryside, completely alone. This came as a surprise, considering how this went down roughly half an hour ago. The Amazon is completely silent, while Sophie is still chattering to herself.

>What do

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>41314792
Fuck the queen and run.
Just my vote, open to be vetoed.

>>41314792
"Your Majesty?"

>>41314792
subtlety listen to Sophie's muttering to try and hear anything she might lie about later.
then ask her whats wrong.

>>41314826
Keep this in reserve.

>>41314828
>>41314840
My vote rests with these two

>>41314840
Roll to understand Elvish please.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>41314840
> >75

>>41314914
He knows he damn daughter.

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>94: Amazing success!

Trying to walk and listen to Sophie at the same time, William finds it surprisingly easy to understand her fast talking.

>"Big woman, shiny armor, pluck ears, hurt, like Drow, hurt, hurt, nononononononononononono, hurt nono, nononononononono"

The last bit seemed to go on for some time, then she began to repeat herself. Looking back up to the Amazon, whose name he still doesn't know, he is more than a bit aggrevated.

>"Yer Majesty, would you be so kind as tah tell me why you 'aven't talked in o'er 'alf a fookin' hour?"

>"Nothing to talk about"

She says this quickly, almost as though she had memorized it. The Highlander's hands clenched into fists, then he spoke.

>"Oh? T'en woul' you explain wah me daugh'er's gibberring like a madman in Elvish about someone 'urting her?"

The woman pauses for a moment, visibly shocked, then replies.

>"Preposterous."

She then resumes walking,

I should mention the skies are a pale grey, with a light gust and the beach is in sight. She doesn't seem to be heading that way though.

>What do

>>41315073
Please tell me they didn't do what I'm thinking they did. Drow and Amazon

>>41315134
Oh of course the matriarchies team up.

>>41315208
I like you. You know what you're doing.

>>41315073
ask her to turn around and look at him.
then flash him that William smile, "let me tell you something, you can act all prideful and you can insult me and my accent all you like, but if you hurt my daughter i will see your city in flames and your people with their intestines pulled from their bellies and your riches melted into shovels to do nothing but move manure, i will watch this pitiful island sink into the deep dark abyss and i will smile just like this."

>>41315293
then pull the totem out and alpha male the shit out of her

>>41315307
>sexymusic.mp3

>>41315307
Please leave the totem out of it. For now at least.

>>41315307
no the filth isn't worthy of being considered a woman.

>>41315330
Plus Sophie roughly 3 feet away

>>41315333
TRIPS.

Anyways, you might be right. How many women has our friend knocked up so far?

>>41315359
one

>>41315375
What about Bee lady?

>>41315388
that's the only woman he has had sex with.

>>41315397
What about the Orc chick, Kvinna?

>>41315388
The queen bee should roughly always be pregnant so how does that even count.

>>41315421
didn't someone else fuck her?

>>41315436
Yeah you're right, I fucked up.

>>41315448
I don't think so...

>>41315436
were talking about how many women William has fucked, the queen is another matter cause she might not always bee pregnant cause fantasy land.

>>41315494
Pun.

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>>41315293
>>41315208

>"Turn around rright now you lit'le cunt."

The loud clank of boots comes to an abrupt stop, followed by a sharp turn around.

>"Alright, you want to die? So be-"

She is stopped by the sight of eyes as black as the night. William's words come out of an evil, devilish smile. His accent is completely guy

>"Let me tell you something, you can act all prideful and you can insult me and my accent all you like, but if I find out you hurt my daughter I will see your city in flames, your people with their intestines pulled from their bellies and your riches melted into shovels to do nothing but move manure. I will watch this pitiful island sink into the deep dark abyss and I will smile just like this."

Beads of sweat drip from the Amazon's brow, and though she tries to hide it, her eyes are a dead giveaway of one primal emotion.

Fear.

>"Now, when I ask a question, you're going to answer it, you hear me?"

She gives a slight nod.

>What do?

>>41315514
comment.

>>41315540
So many possibilities.

>>41315540
Let's keep it simple. Where are we going?

>>41315540
"where are we going, why are we in the middle of nowhere with no guards even though you know i have another totem with me and why is my daughter muttering about a woman having hurt her."

>>41315626
wait did the queen destroying the bag break both totems or did we keep them separate?

Would you guys be mad if I said "Let me see your tits" if I put other stuff like "Why did you order your guards out of the room?"

>>41315666
yes

>>41315666
Yep. Because we're in serious demon-possessed William territory.

>>41315657
She does not know you have another totem.

>>41315666
Hey Satan

>>41315689
then use my post, the knowledge that we have a totem capable of killing her will be even scarier.

>>41315679
Demons. That's just great.

>>41315786
William was there when we defended our home against the army of abyssal horrors.
you need to become a demon to beat a Damon.

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>>41315618

>"First off, where the fuck are we going? The beach is that way."

She sighs, then replies.

>"A...An ancient temple. The Oracle lives there, and she guides us through our times of trouble. I wished to consult it with you present.

He scoffs a bit, then continues.

>"Alright, now what's with my little girl muttering about some woman hurting her? Don't lie, or I'll bring out the OTHER totem you didn't bother to destroy."

The Amazon curses under her breath, muttering something about some Goddess.

>"It's a tradition in this land to,"

She pauses for a moment, visibly uncomfortable, then resumes.

>"To take a woman's, what is it you call it, virginity?, so as to take away one of the few weaknesses they have. I believe that my guards may have attempted to do just that, and I can assure you I had no part in it."

William smiles a bit wider now, happy he didn't have to waste breath on this insolent wretch,

>What do?

>>41315839

>"And no, the celibacy is not broken by the taking."

She adds on.

>>41315839
No. Just fucking no.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK CIVVIE

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Did everyone fall asleep?

>>41315839
"well thank you for being truthful to me your Majesty." William then extends his hand for a handshake, when she grasps his hand hold a firm grip and CHOP OFF HER HAND FROM THE WRIST.
"NO ONE WILL RAPE MY DAUGHTER YOU GIGANTIC WHORE, I WILL SEE YOUR ENTIRE RACE OF PEDOPHILES HANGED ON THEIR NECKS FOR THIS. I HAVE BEEN SLAVE TO ELF'S AND ESCAPED, FOUGHT MUTANT HORRORS AND SURVIVED BUT NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO ANGRY AS I AM RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT!"

>>41315839
"Very well, we'll see this oracle, then you're going to find me this guard, and I'm going to force one of -our- customs on her since that seems to be what she likes."

>>41315949
no they're just in shock

Exterminatus.

>>41315962
Could we PLEASE not chop off the hand of the damn queen in land of the super women?

>>41315962
I think you need to roll for that.

>>41315965
the custom is being tested on, her test will involve cannons, zombies, and flight.

>>41315995
fine. death grip then, make her hand spasm.

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>>41315995
They prefer the term Wonder Women.

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>>41315962

To say William is angry is like saying the United States is only slightly overweight. He hides it well though, and extends his hand.

>"Why thank you for being being truthful your Majesty."

When the Queen accepts, she is met with almost a complete loss of feeling in her hand, lower arm, and the color draining from her face.

>"NO ONE WILL RAPE MY DAUGHTER YOU GIGANTIC WHORE, I WILL SEE YOUR ENTIRE RACE OF PEDOPHILES HANGED ON THEIR NECKS FOR THIS. I HAVE BEEN SLAVE TO ELF'S AND ESCAPED, FOUGHT MUTANT HORRORS AND SURVIVED BUT NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO ANGRY AS I AM RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT!"

The Amazon's hand spasms wildly, with her desperately trying to fight this inhuman strength. She manages to pull a finger off, but then feels a shooting pain as her fingers are crushed beneath it. He lets out a slight exhale, trying to keep from traumatizing Sophie more than she already is.

>"Very well, we'll see this oracle, then you're going to find me this guard, and I'm going to force one of -our- customs on her since that seems to be what she likes."

>"D-d-daddy...?"

Sophie's voice comes from behind, sounding meek and like that of a cub crying for help.

>What do?

>>41316138

Not godd.

>>41316138
"Sophie i need you to do me a favor, i need you to go to the ship, tell the captain what happened and wait for me, okay?"

>>41316138
"I'm sorry sweetie, I lost my temper. You know I never want to see you hurt."

Somebody do something, I'm not good with kids.

huh, just realized this one's going pretty long tonight.

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>>41316219
>>41316224

A shade of blue returns to William's eyes for a moment as he cranes his neck around to look at the terrified Elf girl.

>"I'm sorrry sweetie, I lost mah-MY temper...I just don' want to see you hurt."

Queen's hand still locked, he kneels down to her and says:

>"Sophie, I need you to do me a ginormous failure. Go back to to tah-THE ship, tell the Captain what happened, and wait for me there."

She doesn't seem eager to stick around, and takes off like a bullet. The tint of blue is gone now, and now he looks down to the Queen.

>"Now, what will I do with you?"

>What do?

>>41316332
Indeed, I can keep going til 4. I've got a D&D game today.

>>41316351
go to the oracle.

>>41316351
Let go of her. We go to the oracle. We're still trying to be diplomatic... but it's clear we're not to be trifled with.

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>>41316400
>>41316423


>"On you feet, whore."

He yanks her up, dirtying her armor and giving her a knock upside the head in the process.

>"Which way is the Oracle?"

The Queen points towards the twin mountains, or to be more specific, the forested foothills just outside.

>"Good, now you are going to take me there, and I am going to try and remain diplomatic about this."

She simply glares at Him, and treks with him through the dark forest. There were no sounds, no creatures, nothing. Just pure silence.

Eventually the two arrived at a small, humble wooden hut. It had a few windows, but it was too dark to see inside.

>"She's in here."

She opens the door, and inside is a small fire pit, with a pot hanging over it and giving a delicious smell to the room.

>"Queen Eltas? What brings you here? And who is this man?"

>What do?

>>41316518
Just let the queen talk. You're done with introductions right now. Whatever she wants from you she can just say it.

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The Queen takes a knee, then speaks.

>"My Oracle, please pardon the intrusion. I have come to seek your guidance in diplomatic affairs. This man came to our lands, speaking for the Minotaur kingdom. He wished for an alliance and trade."

She takes a deep breath and continues.

>"He, he presented a totem, at my request, for a trade deal. He called it a Lust Totem, and it caused me great amounts of pain, among other things."

She glares back at the pitch black eyes of Him, then motions for the Oracle to look. Her grey strands of hair go a little bit whiter, but she motions for her to continue.

>"After I destroyed the totem, we proceeded outside. I had the intention of visiting you to advise me, but we were interrupted by his...By one of my royal guards performing the Taking."

She stands, trying to avoid looking at Him.

>"I have come for you to tell me what to do, and who is right."

The Oracle thinks for a moment, brow furrowed.

>"Now tell me dear, what is your side of the story?"

She appears to be looking at William.

I am running on caffeine right now, so forgive me if anything I say sounds stupid.

>>41316701
"I've done everything as asked. I've joked, I've remained civil, I've apologized for showing queeny here what she wanted to see... but I lost my temper when I learned my daughter was touched WITHOUT ANYONE'S PERMISSION in the brief time I sent her out of the chamber. I'm here to open avenues of trade, not have my daughter be RAPED the moment I let her out of my sight."

>>41316701
" well let me start by telling you of my closest friend brakla, the former minotaur king was killed in a diplomatic mission to another tribe of humans.
i don't know the exact details but the entire minotaur race was sent in a rage over his death when he was sent ALONE. his wive ending up in a horrible depression, i sadden after hearing his death decide the best way i could cope with such news was to explore other races, so i came here in the hopes that i wouldn't meet another horrid civilization like the drow, i was apparently wrong."
>>41316825
then this.

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>>41316825

William coughs a bit, muttering something in Highland before speaking.

>"Well let me start by telling you of my closest friend Brakla, the former Minotaur king was killed in a diplomatic mission to another tribe of humans. I do not know the exact details but the entire Minotaur race was sent into a rage over his death when he was sent ALONE. His wife ending up in a horrible depression, I, saddened after hearing of his death decided the best way I could cope with such news was to explore other races. So I came here in the hopes that I wouldn't meet another horrid civilization like the Drow. I was apparently wrong."

>"Oracle, "I have done everything as asked. I have joked, I have remained civil, I have apologized for showing Queeny here what she wanted to see... but I lost my temper when I learned my daughter was touched WITHOUT ANYONE'S PERMISSION in the brief time I sent her out of the chamber. I am here to open avenues of trade, not have my daughter be RAPED the moment I let her out of my sight."

>"Oh for the love of-IT'S NOT RAPE! IT'S TAKING AWAY A WEAKNESS THAT WILL MAKE HER WORSE IN LIFE!"

>"Child, shush!"

This comes just as Eltas was about to land a hit on His nose. It's lowered forcefully by William, then he continues.

>"I would like justice for my daughter, and actual diplomacy, rather than having to let my friends have a go at your island's defenses."

The Oracle, face shrouded by her dark brown hood, sits by the fire pit, inviting both to join her.

>"Eltas, your people have done a great misdeed to this man and his family. As you know, your laws state that the victim of the crimes shall decide the punishment. If they are too young, their guardian will act for them."

William smirks at this, and is about to open his mouth when she continues.

>"However, seeing as how this is a special case, I will forbid death. Life is too precious to be taken so easily.

>>41316825
"I'm sick and tired of meeting such people like yours, i though i could never understand what the king and queen felt when their child, a NEW BORN BABY was kidnapped by SENTIENT FUNGUS, but now i know."

>>41316825
>>41316947
Well put.