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JOHN CENA QUEST 07/20/15(Mon)13:00:34 No.41347770

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JOHN CENA QUEST Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:00:34 No.41347770 Archived

You are John Cena infinite WWE Champion.

Here's what you can do.

Apparently Sheamus is talking trash about you on his promo.

32 kids have desired to see you for their make-a-wish before they die of multiple venereal diseases.

Your Cena-senses are picking up someone dissing hate on you

Your anime backlog is piling up even more.

Your fruity pebbles are getting rancid and will be out of their expiration date in a few more months

Your wife has told to buy some milk for the fruity peebles, so that you can start eating them properly (she dosent understand that fruity peebles cannot be soiled with some dirty cow milk)

Your trainer wants you to strat preparing for the upcoming SUUUPEEERSSSLAAAM

Oh, John Cena. Olympian of the ages, Warrior of both east and west, Lover of the world's finest anime, and exemplary role model

>What will you do first?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:03:48 No.41347827

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:03:48 No.41347827

>>41347770
>Start training

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:05:09 No.41347845

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:05:09 No.41347845

Find a rival

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:06:14 No.41347873

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:06:14 No.41347873

>>41347770
>Shout "THE CHAMP IS HERE!"

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:09:58 No.41347945

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:09:58 No.41347945

>>41347770
Sign a contract with Nickelodeon

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:10:52 No.41347965

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:10:52 No.41347965

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>>41347770
Ask my girlfriend for advice.

JOKN CENA
07/20/15(Mon)13:15:16 No.41348042

JOKN CENA 07/20/15(Mon)13:15:16 No.41348042

>>41347827
>>41347845
>>41347873

"THE CHAMP IS HERE" You shout as you run towards the gym, maybe you could find a proper rival while you train there!

>One minute later

"THE CHAMP IS HERE" The crwod of trainers shout as you make your grand entrance, merchandise flying through the Gym like feathers from a majestic eagle

Inside the gym there are different trainers

A burly handsome man who seems to only shout "LET'S BURN SOME MUCLE"

A burly handsome women punching a punching bag with multiple punches from her fists

A Sugoi qt girl with purple hair that seems to be having trouble picking up the 10 Kilos weights

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:16:54 No.41348068

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:16:54 No.41348068

>>41347965
>>Avoids the hover-hand trap
So alpha it hurts

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:19:54 No.41348116

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:19:54 No.41348116

>>41348042

>challenge sugoi qt to a championship match

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:20:17 No.41348124

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:20:17 No.41348124

>>41348042
Challenge the purple haired girl to a lifting contest

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE APPLE DO(...)
07/20/15(Mon)13:21:28 No.41348152

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE APPLE DOUGH 07/20/15(Mon)13:21:28 No.41348152

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>>41348042
"Alert them to the likelyhood that, despite what is commonly assumed, they are unable to cause harm to me because of issues that may irise from their current inability to behold upon my person.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:24:01 No.41348192

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:24:01 No.41348192

>>41348042

Show QT girl the way, flex pecs.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:24:57 No.41348212

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:24:57 No.41348212

What quest is this? I can't see it.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:26:15 No.41348235

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:26:15 No.41348235

>>41348212
John Cena quest.

The only quest worth playing.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:26:40 No.41348240

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:26:40 No.41348240

>>41347770
>wife
Lrn2johncena

JOKN CENA
07/20/15(Mon)13:26:52 No.41348245

JOKN CENA 07/20/15(Mon)13:26:52 No.41348245

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>>41348042

"YOU" You point at the qt purple haired girl

"M-me?" The girl answers shyly

"I KNOW YOUR TRUE PURPOSE, YOU ARE HOLDING BACK HUH"

"I-Im Sorry! sir but I dont thin-"

>ATTITUDE ADJUSMENT
>FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
>SUMMON FAMILIAR (PLATINUM CENA)
>Lets fight like PROPER GENTLEMAN (10-HOUR IRON MAN HELL IN A CELL NO HOLDS BARRED EXTREME RULES MATCH)

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:27:27 No.41348250

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:27:27 No.41348250

>>41348042
EXCUSE ME LAVENDER-HAIRED MAIDEN

I SEE YOU ARE EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTY IN ARRESTING A HEAVYWEAVY STEELY STRAIGHT WEIGHING BUT A SINGLE STONE

I WOULD OFFER YOU THE SERVICE OF MY MANLY PHYSIOLOGY

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:27:41 No.41348254

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:27:41 No.41348254

>>41348245
Quickly dive into the steel ringsteps

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:27:54 No.41348255

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:27:54 No.41348255

>>41348235

You're gonna have to post that again.

I can't see what you wrote.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:28:42 No.41348273

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:28:42 No.41348273

>>41348245
>Platinum cena
And then
>Super Star Knuckle Shuffle

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:29:03 No.41348279

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:29:03 No.41348279

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>>41348245
Summon the Cenabots.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:29:24 No.41348285

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:29:24 No.41348285

>>41348245
The only real option
>LADDERS! CHAINSAWS! EXPLOSIONS! FIREBALLS! POPCORN! 16 men in a 10 hour make out match

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:30:40 No.41348306

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:30:40 No.41348306

>>41348285
>BAH GAWD
>HIS TONGUE'S ALL THE WAY IN HER MOUTH

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:30:40 No.41348307

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:30:40 No.41348307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI5lrn69rOI

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:31:41 No.41348326

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:31:41 No.41348326

>>41348307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:32:57 No.41348345

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:32:57 No.41348345

>>41348245
Say that you've got just one question for her.

~~ARE YOU READY?~~

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:33:40 No.41348363

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:33:40 No.41348363

>>41348245

She needs to stop holding back!

>ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:35:49 No.41348397

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:35:49 No.41348397

>>41348245
bring on the Stand fight

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:36:24 No.41348407

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:36:24 No.41348407

>>41348245
>>SUMMON FAMILIAR (PLATINUM CENA)

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:38:51 No.41348447

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:38:51 No.41348447

>wife
Cena kicked out of marriage and he's overcome the odds of marrying his current girlfriend.

>>41348245
Tell people that purple haired girl is talented, perhaps the best you've seen, but while you're here EACH AND EVERY WEEK BUSTING YOUR ASS FOR THESE FANS, she takes shortcuts, she complains about her bad luck and she doesn't respect her purple or the people who made it what it is today.

JKN CENA
07/20/15(Mon)13:41:44 No.41348490

JKN CENA 07/20/15(Mon)13:41:44 No.41348490

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>>41348273
>>41348254
>>41348285
>>41348363

"I CHALLENGE YOU...TO AN EXTRRREEEMEEE RULLEEEESSS MAAATCHHH" You shout pointing at the girl

"COME TO ME.... PLATINUM CENA" Suddenly abeautiful stray of light shines upon your head and from it it dessends...

PLATINUM CENA

>POWER: SSS
>SPEED: SSS
>POWER: SSS
>OTHER: SSS

"PLATINUM CENA" You shout your face bristling with courage "ATTITUDE ADJUSMENT"

"ORA" Your familiar says as he takes the girl and delivers a tremendous ATTITUDE ADJUSMENT on the steel shairs

"NOW, SEE FOR THE TRUE NATURE OF THE CENATION, ULTIMATE. FIVE. STAR. KNUCKLE. SHUFFLEEEEE"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS_zXRgg9H4&list=PLgcoT7-W0fP0WIGq9O6g0YVx2Wq-fsRCX&index=9

>roll 1d666 (You cant actually fail, its just how much you hold back)

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:42:49 No.41348513

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:42:49 No.41348513

Rolled 114 (1d666)

>>41348490

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:45:17 No.41348557

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:45:17 No.41348557

Rolled 466 (1d666)

>>41348490

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:46:53 No.41348583

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:46:53 No.41348583

Rolled 370 (1d666)

>>41348490
Check'em

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:48:04 No.41348608

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:48:04 No.41348608

>>41348490
Annihilate the purple haired girl with a fast 5 hits combo on her uterus

JK CENA
07/20/15(Mon)13:49:15 No.41348633

JK CENA 07/20/15(Mon)13:49:15 No.41348633

>>41348490

FIVE STAR KNUCKLE SHUFFLE

BAH GAWHD

BAH GAAAAAWWWWDDD

The small frail girl lays before you, her body crumpled and destroyed, her dreams of beinga a ballerina are now broken

Have you actually made a mistake? Did she really had such a weak frame? Have youre cena-senses betrayed you?

are you JOFN CENA. WRONG?

>No look she's starting to get up
>No, look her near-death experience just woke up her stand!
>No, look her Satsui no hadou finally came forth!
>......Whooops...

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:54:04 No.41348721

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:54:04 No.41348721

>>41348633
Kick the bitch. Knock it off, slut, you know you liked it.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:54:13 No.41348723

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:54:13 No.41348723

>>41348633
ignore the regret of smashign the girl's body to a pulp and consume the remains to acquire Kawaii points

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:54:38 No.41348733

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:54:38 No.41348733

>>41348633
>No, look her Satsui no hadou finally came forth!

Jhon is never wrong even when he tortures his enemies to get what he wants.

BlueBones
07/20/15(Mon)13:55:48 No.41348759

BlueBones 07/20/15(Mon)13:55:48 No.41348759

>>41348633
>No, look her near-death experience just woke up her stand!

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:56:58 No.41348781

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:56:58 No.41348781

>>41348633

I think it's time to distract the audience with, uhh, something about honoring the men and women who served in the US military.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:59:31 No.41348823

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:59:31 No.41348823

>>41348633
>No, look her near-death experience just woke up her stand!
IF WE'RE NOT GETTING WRECKED I'M GETTING A REFUND

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:01:37 No.41348863

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:01:37 No.41348863

>>41348781
Quick, US Title Open Challenge! No little weak little quitter girl can die during the US Title Open Challenge.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:04:10 No.41348908

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:04:10 No.41348908

>>41348633
>No, look her near-death experience just woke up her stand!

J. CENA
07/20/15(Mon)14:04:11 No.41348910

J. CENA 07/20/15(Mon)14:04:11 No.41348910

>>41348633
Uhhhh time to honor the men and women of the united states ar-

POW

"YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME" The purple girl shouts as he gives you a massive fist

"COME FOWARD.....NEPTUNO PURPULE"

"DORARARARRARARARARRRRRAAARARARARA"

>-1.1416 HP DOWN

"HAHAHAHA... I SEE" You shout as you recover your footing "A VALKYRIE FROM TIMES FORGOTTEN HUH?!"

>A STAGE LIKE THIS DOES NOT DO JUSTICE TO US OLYMPIANS
>VERY WELL. I SHALL UNLEASH ALL MY POWER
>I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP NIAOW

>THIS

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:07:36 No.41348966

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:07:36 No.41348966

>>41348910
>I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP NIAOW

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:08:29 No.41348981

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:08:29 No.41348981

>>41348910
>I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP NIAOW

But Cena, you're not WWE Champion.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:10:18 No.41349016

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:10:18 No.41349016

>>41348910
use your superior brawn experience to create a scheme to fuck her up beyond recognition

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:14:39 No.41349097

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:14:39 No.41349097

>>41348910
>A STAGE LIKE THIS DOES NOT DO JUSTICE TO US OLYMPIAMS

J. CENA
07/20/15(Mon)14:17:29 No.41349145

J. CENA 07/20/15(Mon)14:17:29 No.41349145

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>>41348966
>>41348981

"HAHA VERY WELL" PINK BITCH SAYS

YOURE SO HYPE

YOURE SO HYPE THE QM MUST DROP THE QUEST BECAUSE HE HAS TO GO TO DIE IN SOME RAVINE

BUT YOURE SO HYPE YOU LEAVE THE THREAD OPEN SO ANYONE CAN FILL IN THE QM'S ROLE

>Keep fighting until you have nothing else to fight, keep moving until your brain stops moving and then use whats left of your heart to move it foward a little more

>keep on fighting till there's only the ashes of what you protected and even then fight to protect those ashes from the stray wind

>believe in the me that believes in you, Cenation!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otO2hbfE2zM

~~SAVE ANIME. JOHN CENA~~

Salt Cena
07/20/15(Mon)14:25:13 No.41349284

Salt Cena 07/20/15(Mon)14:25:13 No.41349284

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>>41349145
The frail girl before you convulses at the sound of the word 'CHAMP' and begins to stare at you, as if the pure notion of CENAWINSLOL is nothing

She can't see it.

With a charge known only by those who do not understand the purple girl flies towards you, as if attempting a leglock.

Using your CENA POWER You>...

>POST SHIT EVEN THOUGH I'M UNDOUBTEDLY WORSE THAN THE CUNT WHO STARTED THIS

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:29:31 No.41349369

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:29:31 No.41349369

I don't even like WWE and this is amazing.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:33:41 No.41349442

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:33:41 No.41349442

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>>41349284

>catch her on the shoulders of the one-man CENATION and chain into an AA

Salt Cena
07/20/15(Mon)14:44:06 No.41349621

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>>41349442
Unfortunately for her, the laws of physics themselves shift her body as she flies at you in a motion that is less of a jumping kick and more of a very well done fall that results in her landing on 250 of pure CENA.

As you fling her over the side of CENA PLATINUM (acting as a rope) you see not you are waifu but someone else, the only person it could be, THE MAN OF LEGEND the true succesor of CENAWINSLOL, YOUR LIFETIME ENEMY,THE LEADER OF THE TAKE A WISH FOUNDATION THE TRUE WRESTLER TO SURPASS CENA...

>MORE SHIT TO DECIDE FOR ME
>WHO IS IT?

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)14:47:04 No.41349704

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)14:47:04 No.41349704

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>>41349621
GUY FIERI

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:03:37 No.41350031

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:03:37 No.41350031

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>>41349621
IT'S MICHAEL JORDAN, AND HE'S HERE TO JAM

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:07:20 No.41350085

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:07:20 No.41350085

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>>41349621
B-B-BUENOOOO

EXCELLENTEEEEEE!!!!!!

Salt Cena
07/20/15(Mon)15:09:36 No.41350118

Salt Cena 07/20/15(Mon)15:09:36 No.41350118

Rolled 483, 534, 412 = 1429 (3d666)

>>41349621
>Y'all fuckers better roll 3d666 before I post

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:10:24 No.41350133

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:10:24 No.41350133

Rolled 387 (1d666)

>>41350118

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:14:40 No.41350208

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:14:40 No.41350208

>>41347770
>Cena's wife
Cena ain't married. My immersion is ruined.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:15:48 No.41350228

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:15:48 No.41350228

>>41350208
Cena's married to anime, you fool

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:16:06 No.41350233

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:16:06 No.41350233

>>41350118
OUR TIME IS NOW

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:17:52 No.41350276

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:17:52 No.41350276

Rolled 222, 121, 253 = 596 (3d666)

>>41350233
Wait shit, it didn't roll

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:18:22 No.41350291

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:18:22 No.41350291

Rolled 511, 482, 531 = 1524 (3d666)

>>41350118

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:19:24 No.41350312

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:19:24 No.41350312

Rolled 251, 171, 260 = 682 (3d666)

>>41350118
Bueno

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:22:55 No.41350398

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:22:55 No.41350398

Normally I find quests to be utter shit that should not infest /tg/

but, I have to admit

his time is now

Salt Cena
07/20/15(Mon)15:28:59 No.41350524

Salt Cena 07/20/15(Mon)15:28:59 No.41350524

>>41349704
YES, OF COURSE IT IS

You remember now, it all began years ago...

It all began when he slammed your dog into the inferno during a steel cage match, and intensified as he proved himself to be all the worse during the 1890 SteelBall Slam when he wore the Stone Championship belt causing him to ascend beyond humanity and into a world known only by those who can regenerate at will and dress like David Bowie fucking a banana , dooming the world to a world of flame shirts and terrible cooking.

As he reveals himself to you, you are grabbed from behind in the strong manly arms of Successful Basketballer,failed Baseballer and Successful Basketballer MICHAEL JORDAN.

Taking advantage of your position, MICHAEL JORDAN slams you with forces approaching that of a CHAOS DUNK through the canvas.

And the earths crust
And the mantle
And the core
And the mantle again

The earth itself begins to open up for you, even its force losing to the sheer force of rigging taking place.

As you fly through space, just before you begin to stop thinking you see the wishes of 32 children and what Vince was jewing up for.

You see it...
The time is now

>Cena Platinum with its golden belt (Which we forgot about)
>Your wife (Daikamura)
>Toppa Tengen Gurren Cena
>Your champion belt
>The result of your rolls
>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Y3KsHTaC4
>
>
>~~The Mystery Steel Cage~~

~~Browser crashed the first time I wrote this~~

>>41350398
~~Quests can be good so long as people don't get all up their own arses~~

Salt Cena
07/20/15(Mon)15:30:00 No.41350554

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>>41350524
>Have a picture

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:32:48 No.41350613

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:32:48 No.41350613

>>41350524
We see Roman Reigns with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania. This can not be allowed. We reverse Jordan's CHAOS DUNK into a fisherman's suplex where we don't hook the leg.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:35:33 No.41350674

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:35:33 No.41350674

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I feel this picture is relevant.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:35:35 No.41350676

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:35:35 No.41350676

>>41350524
We see a vision of a world without anime

OP J.CENA
07/20/15(Mon)15:37:21 No.41350718

OP J.CENA 07/20/15(Mon)15:37:21 No.41350718

>>41350613

Keep fighting! Follow the true path! It is not a matter of how hard you SLAM! its a matter of how truthfull and pure your JAM is! Keep fighting!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnej2fFs-F0

Salt Cena
07/20/15(Mon)15:40:41 No.41350798

Salt Cena 07/20/15(Mon)15:40:41 No.41350798

>>41350524
>Also, I'll be gone for a while, back soon though

SUPER CENA
07/20/15(Mon)15:46:49 No.41350955

SUPER CENA 07/20/15(Mon)15:46:49 No.41350955

>>41350613
>>41350676
Before your eyes flashes a vision that makes your skin crawl. Bbygurl Roman FUCKING Reigns winning the WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP at WRESTLEFUCKINGMANIA. You know this is what lies ahead if you fail.

As you fight to counter Jordan's CHAOS DUNK you get another vision. One worse than Reings as champ. A world without anime.

It makes your blood boil. It gives you new untold strength. Enough strength to not only break Rusev's Accolade 9001 times over, but also enough strength to counter the CHAOS DUNK into a Fisherman's Suplex, even though you don't hook the leg, because you don't fucking have to, you're John Fucking Cena.

SUPER CENA
07/20/15(Mon)15:51:13 No.41351047

SUPER CENA 07/20/15(Mon)15:51:13 No.41351047

>>41350955
With a crash you slam Michael Jordan through to the ground into the ring that has appeared below you. Your opponent still on his back as you stand up.

>attempt pin
>pose for crowd
>begin 5 moves of doom combo

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:52:18 No.41351070

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:52:18 No.41351070

>>41351047
>pose for crowd
And then
>begin 5 moves of doom combo

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:52:56 No.41351083

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:52:56 No.41351083

>>41350554
She's beautiful

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)15:56:10 No.41351152

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)15:56:10 No.41351152

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>>41351083

SUPER CENA
07/20/15(Mon)16:01:08 No.41351238

SUPER CENA 07/20/15(Mon)16:01:08 No.41351238

Roll me 3d666

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)16:01:39 No.41351257

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)16:01:39 No.41351257

Rolled 206, 249, 216 = 671 (3d666)

>>41351238

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)16:02:18 No.41351287

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)16:02:18 No.41351287

Rolled 316, 459, 584 = 1359 (3d666)

>>41351238
Rrrrrrollin

SUPER CENA
07/20/15(Mon)16:13:12 No.41351533

SUPER CENA 07/20/15(Mon)16:13:12 No.41351533

With you foe laying on the mat you turn towards the crowd and pose with your hands above your head making a stupid knock off gang sign. The crowd responds with high pitched cheers and deeper boos, and breaks into dueling chants of "LET'S GO CENA!" and "CENA SUCKS!", with one or two assholes chanting "CM PUNK!" as you just smirk. You turn around to see Michael Jordon starting to stand, so you run towards the ropes and bounce off them and hit him with a flying shoulder tackle with the force of 459 Ray Lewises. He miraculously gets right back up so you do it again. Again he gets right back up, and wildly, almost drunkenly, swings a slow winding roundhouse punch at you. You easily duck under it and end up behind your foe and lift him up in a sloppy locking spinning power bomb. As you stand over you foe you lean down and wave your hand in front of your face and yell "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" as the crowd yells with you.

You bounce off the ropes and BAH GAWD drop a fist across your foes face.

VINTAGE CENA!

Causing him to violently convulse, as the entire Earth shakes from the impact.

>what do?

>new QM time

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)16:17:05 No.41351610

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)16:17:05 No.41351610

>>41351533
Pin him

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)16:43:15 No.41352212

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)16:43:15 No.41352212

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Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)17:07:16 No.41352752

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)17:07:16 No.41352752

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>>41351533
PIN HIM

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)17:57:08 No.41353884

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)17:57:08 No.41353884

>>41351533
GO FOR THE PIIIIIIIIIINNN!

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)18:54:39 No.41354882

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)18:54:39 No.41354882

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>>41351533
unleash power that will pierce the heavens and GIGA DRILL HIM

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)19:25:34 No.41355489

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)19:25:34 No.41355489

>>41351533
USE PLATINUM CENA TO SLAM HIM

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)19:37:52 No.41355718

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)19:37:52 No.41355718

>>41351533
Drink his cum

SUPER CENA
07/20/15(Mon)22:01:09 No.41358399

SUPER CENA 07/20/15(Mon)22:01:09 No.41358399

With you opponent laying broken and defeated on the ground you go for the pin.

ONE...

TWO...

THR... NO KICK OUT AT TWO AND HALF!!!

What a surprise, the Five Knuckle Shuffle didn't put down Jordan. Has it ever put anyone down for the three second tan? Jordan is slow to get up so the obvious thing to do is...

>Attitude Adjustment
>STF
>Springboard Stunner
>Second-Rope AA

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)23:04:15 No.41359659

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)23:04:15 No.41359659

>>41358399

SPRINGOARD STUNNER

SUPER CENA
07/20/15(Mon)23:43:19 No.41360391

SUPER CENA 07/20/15(Mon)23:43:19 No.41360391

Roll me 1d666

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)23:45:33 No.41360450

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)23:45:33 No.41360450

Rolled 238 (1d666)

>>41360391
APPLEDOUGH

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)23:48:02 No.41360498

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)23:48:02 No.41360498

>>41348245
>John Cena
>Nep-Nep
I can't believe Liam-senpai runs quests on /tg/

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)23:48:41 No.41360516

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)23:48:41 No.41360516

Best quest on /tg/ right now.

Possibly the best quest ever.

Five knuckle shuffle baby.

SUPER CENA
07/20/15(Mon)23:54:07 No.41360608

SUPER CENA 07/20/15(Mon)23:54:07 No.41360608

One more dice at least.

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)00:01:49 No.41360739

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)00:01:49 No.41360739

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Hello, don't mind me, just felt like letting you good people know/reminding you that this is a real thing that exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9duNUbbM0ow

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)00:05:29 No.41360805

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)00:05:29 No.41360805

Rolled 249 (1d666)

U CANT C ME

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)00:10:58 No.41360899

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)00:10:58 No.41360899

>>41358399
Gotta keep that bastard down. Second rope aa into a stf. Keeps all the new rising stars where they belong.

When Jhon is done here, he will call his Eskimo brother with a broken head, Daniel Bryan to watch some sick Chinese cartoons.

SUPER CENA
07/21/15(Tue)00:20:39 No.41361094

SUPER CENA 07/21/15(Tue)00:20:39 No.41361094

You're JOHN CENA dammit, and the crowd will get a show. So you decide to bust out your newest move, the Springbpard Stunner, which in no way was a botch that worked out in your match against Rusev.

You head towards the ropes and jump off them backwards at Michael Jordan. Only to be shocked when he catches you and hits a fall away slam. You roll out of the ring to recover, and buy some time.

>grab a steel chair
>AA Michael Cole through the announce table
>get back in the ring
>take the count out loss, just kidding wait until ref reaches 8 and slide back in at 9

Someone else take over, I'm going to sleep.

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)00:24:06 No.41361166

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)00:24:06 No.41361166

>>41360739
>they decided to animate a biographical series based on the early adventures of a young John Cena

Wow, that's pretty cool.

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