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>>41432241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwVaqN0Qxk

You look around, taking a moment to just... take in what all happened. You're stronger. You ALL are stronger. Physically and mentally. You take a deep, calming breath, then look to the lake with Darkness in it. "Thank you, for letting us do this."

"We'll beat King Piccolo, just like we said we would." Goku adds with a nod and a smile.

"We will avenge all those that he killed." Tien says with determination.

"And bring everyone back with the Dragon Balls once we're done." Chi-chi finishes, tapping fists with you.

Darkness seems to sink back into the abyss it came from, letting out what sounds like a deep breath. The four of you wave at it as it disappears. Goku then walks over to Yajirobe, helping him up. "Let's go."

As all of you fly out, Chi-chi gets up alongside you, Goku and Tien trailing behind a little, talking with each other. For a moment she looks at you silently, then... asks a question you aren't really sure you'd want to be explaining right now. "Maple... what's a Tuffle?"

>A. Rather not talk about it right now
>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi
>C. Telepathically explain everything
>D. Something else?

>>41432261
>>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi
"The last two of our kind actually. I promise I'll tell you the rest once we put King Piccolo in the dirt okay?"

>>41432261
>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi

Might as well get it over with.

>>41432261
>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi

>>41432261
>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi

>>41432261
>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi

ayyyyyy

Also maybe that Darkness wasn't such a bad guy after all.

>>41432261
>D. "Well, it’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then you just put some whipped cream on top!"

>>41432409
Har har

Haven't we already told everyone we're aliens at both of the World Tourneys?

>>41432424
I think so?

>>41432424
I think most people waved it off as Maple being essentric.

>>41432424
Probably no one believed us because we look normal and they've seen weirder.

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>>41432515
huehue

>>41432515
I've seen a lot of things but I gotta say that spelling is absolutely disgusting.

>>41432393
Darkness is only as bad as you make it.

>>41432577
No, the grammar is, not the spelling.

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>>41432261
You take a deep breath. Okay. Might as well come clean with this. "...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi. The last two of our kind. I... look, I'll tell you everything after we put King Piccolo in the dirt, okay?"

Chi-chi stays silent for another moment, looking forward. "Then... that wasn't a joke, three years ago... okay. I trust you, Maple."

'It seems you're not the only one, too.' you hear Tien's voice say in your mind. '...I'll keep quiet, Maple. But you'll need to tell him the truth as well.'

'...when it's time. And thanks, Tien.' you reply telepathically. The five of you reach the point where you entered this land of ice and head up, arriving back in Korin's Tower. The cat greets you all with a smile and a nod.

"I knew you kids could do it. Congrats." Korin says, then looks out at the... sunrise? How long were you in there?

>A. Ask what the current situation is like
>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off
>C. Something else?

>>41432515
learn something new every day...

>>41432613
>A. Ask what the current situation is like
>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off

>>41432613
>A. Ask what the current situation is like
"How bad?"
>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off

>>41432613
>A. Ask what the current situation is like
>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off
>C How long were we in there?

Also what does Tien mean by "you're not the only one?" Because I never trusted that third eye of his.

Great Ape vs Great Namek when

>>41432613
>A. Ask what the current situation is like
>C. How long were we in there?

>>41432667
He can tell Goku is an alien.

>>41432589
Maybe the next time we meet Darkness we can play Cheese and Crackers together.

>>41432680
From reading our mind.

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>41432613
>A. Ask what the current situation is like
>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off

So when does Maple get a laser sword?

>>41432687
The names of our two disciples!

>>41432706
Give that to our eventual melee/sword specialist Brobro

>>41432732
You mean our son Crono, right?

>>41432706
Laser swords aren't shit compared to what Trunks does with his sword.

>>41432753
Laser swords probably aren't too hard to make in the grand scheme of things. No reason we can't another one.

Also this
>>41432761

>>41432613
>A. Ask what the current situation is like
>>41432706
woah calm down there you fucking Weabo

>>41432832
Hey Chuckles were you there for when Eail fucked with that guy?

Shit was funny.

Man, we still need five more sages to seal away Piccolo. Where we gonna find them?

>>41433012
Or you know. We could just kill him. I think we got this if we fight smart/pummel the shit out of him 4v1.

>>41433027
OOC, but there goes any chance of bringing Acer back if we kill DKP

>>41433042
Just let him spit out the egg and it's all good.

>>41433042
OOC as well, but I think the egg is still coming out.

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>>41432613
"...how bad is it, and how long do we have? King Piccolo situation gotten any worse?" you say with a gulp. You check on your Scouter and try to sense things out. Power Level of... 9500, with a few in the 1500 to 2500 range. Seems to be one of... 100, nearby? Another of 1200 and one more of 1500.

"You've scared him." Korin mentions. "But things have gotten desperate, both for you and for him. King Piccolo..." The cat turns to you all and stops. You can tell that he doesn't want to say what's happened, but he has to. "...King Piccolo has wished for eternal youth, and... then destroyed Shenron."

It feels like your heart drops out of your chest. You sink to your knees. No... no...

"B-but there is a way to restore Shenron, and the Dragon Balls!" Korin says quickly, before you can fully process what he just said. You look up at him angrily. "Look, Maple, there are a couple things you need to do. First, defeat King Piccolo. Then, come back here and I can take you to the person who can restore the Dragon Balls."

"...yeah." you breathe out. Your mind goes over that. It's sensible, can't restore them if there's still that bastard around. Goku looks at you with determination.

"The good news is, you all will have help." Korin says with a smile.

"Indeed you will." a familiar voice says. One you haven't heard in quite a while, but...

"Trip!" Goku shouts gleefully and runs over to her as she approaches. Two other figures are there. Melee and Gola. They're all safe.

>A. Long time no see, friends
>B. Ask if they have a plan
>C. Something else?

>>41433027
There's probably a reason why he was sealed away in the first place.

>>41433099
>>A. Long time no see, friends
"It's really good to see you all safe."
>B. Ask if they have a plan

So...does that mean Roshi, Shen, Krillin, and Chao are all dead? Fuck...

>>41433128
I thought that was because they couldn't defeat him conventionally like we can.

>>41433099
>A. Long time no see, friends
>B. Ask if they have a plan

>>41433099
>9500

Shit.

>B. Ask if they have a plan

>>41433099
>C. "HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, WHAT'S BECOME OF MY DAD!?"

>>41433099
>A. Long time no see, friends
>B. Ask if they have a plan

I wish we were meeting under better circumstances.

>>41433250
She knows, but she is trying to keep her eye on the ball. Which is Piccolo's head.

>>41433099

Wait, he's made a wish? What happened to Roshi and Shen?

>>41433274
That first shock was just from her brother's death becoming permanent.

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>>41433283
Also, Krillin and Chiaotzu.

>>41433099
>A. Long time no see, friends

>>41433099
>C. What about Master Roshi and Shen?

You know, after news like this, I think it's about time we rested.

>>41433370
>sleep
>wake up
>Piccolo's PL rises to 13000

Rest would be nice, but we should take out KP before he gets even stronger.

>>41433099
>"It... it's over... nine thous..."

>>41433417
Our training will be for nothing if we're too exhausted to give him our all.

>>41433472
We'll see how our physical state is doing after the next update.

>>41433472
Take a salt tablet. Or a Senzu.

Huh, wonder if Senzu extract tablets could become a thing?

>>41433495
We've been running on beans this whole time, I'd be surprised if our eyes aren't twitching.

>>41433541
Water might have done something.

But seriously once this is over I can see Maple just passing out and sleeping for like 2 days.

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>>41433099
"H-hey... glad you're all safe. Good to meet again, just... wish it were under better circumstances." you tell them all.

"...yes." Melee replies, looking down. "Lots of stories we could tell, but not much time. Plus that bastard's existence is an insult to us demons. We can't let him continue any longer than he already has."

You nod... but then it hits you. "...Master Korin, is... is... Master Roshi..." You grit your teeth. You can't feel him anymore. You... Krillin and Chiaotzu are still alive, you can tell that much. They're very far away from King Piccolo. Tien looks out at the sunset as well. He... he can tell. Shen...

Korin sighs. "...Shen and Roshi tried to seal King Piccolo away, like he was before. They failed."

...just one more reason that he needs to be taken down. You WILL take him down. "What's the plan?"

"Well, I have learned that the method that King Piccolo has been using to empower himself has two flaws. The first is that it isn't permanent, for while he may have access to the Ki demons use, he himself is no true demon. His power will fade over time, and he knows that. The second..." Trip gains a telling smile. "...is that there are certain people who have learned how to deal with the power of demons."

"Just like King Shura..." Chi-chi comments.

>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip
>B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing
>C. Talk with Tien for a moment
>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chi
>E. Something else?

>>41433583
>>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip
"You have my word that we'll protect you."
>B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing

>>41433583
>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip
>B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing
>C. Talk with Tien for a moment
>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chi

>>41433583
>E. Ask him what he means by sealing him away like he was before "Is that a technique we haven't heard about?"

>>41433583
>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip

>C. Talk with Tien for a moment
>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chi
Time for a motivational speech

>>41433583
>>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip
>>B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing

>C. Talk with Tien for a moment
>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chi
"Lets end this and bring our friends and family back!"

>>41433658
Lets get down to business!
To defeat the green one!

>>41433583
"That doesn't make sense. Hasn't he been stealing Ki from humans and not demons?"

Hey kato, do the masamune and muramasa exist here?

>>41433744
The device must convert it to demonic ki. We should talk to Bulma about her research into the energy sucking thingie (we did give that to her right?)

Also we need to get Chi-chi to get the goddamn Bansho Fan. We need every edge we can get against King Piccolo. Especially when he goes big, knocking his ass over with the fan would be awesome.

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>>41433772
>Masamune
I hope so. They'd make great allies.

>>41433780

Sent it to baba. Figured she could figure out how he got it and would know how to dispose of it.

Too squicky for Maple.

>>41433812
Right then. Telepathically ask Baba about it then.

>>41433799
Goku does need something to stab Piccolo in the face with while we're keeping him down with that lightning-ki technique Roshi used.

>>41433838
His fist does a good job of blowing holes through people.

>>41433838

Maple skewers him wi TN bro-bros anti demon sword and then hits him with a kaio-ken powered blitz?

>>41433838
Goku really doesn't need a blade. He's got the power pole.

So. If we do teach Kaioken, I think only Goku, Tien and probably Chi-chi could be able to learn it right now but without sufficient time to teach them it'll probably have to wait until after we deal with King Piccolo.

Also if we do kill him and he spits out his egg, we should try and catch it before it leaves and raise Piccolo Jr as our baaaaby.

>>41434088
I'm looking forward to having an army of Kaio-ken users.

>catch it before it leaves and raise Piccolo Jr as our baaaaby.
I'm going to pass on that one.

>>41434088
I think wed rather send the egg to baba or kami or trip. Try to purify it in some way. Seems more ic.

>>41434138

Raised by Trip and the 2 demons?

>>41434123
D'aw why not?

It would save us on a deadly enemy later on, give us a great ally.

>>41434138
That works too. We don't hafta raise him (that was more of a joke than anything) but redeeming Jr. would be cool.

>>41434138
THAT I can get behind, but thats if we see the egg leave and can catch it.

Will probably be so exhausted after scoring the final blow that we might not even notice like Goku didn't in canon.

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>>41433583
"That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip." you tell her, Goku nodding.

"It also means that King Piccolo's borrowed strength will be meaningless." responds.

"How can you do that, anyway? I thought he's been stealing ki from humans, not demons."

"The key is in those energy absorbers." Melee answers for her.

"They aren't meant to be outside the Demon Realm. King Yemma made that very clear. They corrupt and distort what they take in." Gola adds.

"Then we'll protect you no matter what, Trip." you and Goku tell her together, Chi-chi nodding.

"Let me do it." Tien asks. "You can focus on Piccolo that way. I'm strong enough to be able to stop any sort of tricks he might throw at her if you all can keep him busy."

"I am honored, Tien Shinhan." Trip bows respectfully. "And I thank you all."

You bow back. "Melee, Gola, will you be taking care of the energy absorbers, then?"

"Of course. And don't worry about his minions, we're more than capable of dealing with them." she smirks, twirling her kunai.

(cont.)

>>41434172
We do have more eyes on the battlefield though.

But I doubt the fight is going to be easy so we may not even notice it.

I'd rather spare that old couple that find Jr. a horrifying death.

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>>41434246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BO7pnUomM

You nod and step away, then turn back to them all. Okay. "King Piccolo has taken friends, loved ones, and the lives of countless people. He's spat upon what's right in the world, made a mockery of demons, and most importantly, he's desperate. He's afraid of what we can do. What we WILL do." You thrust your fist up into the air. "We are going to stop King Piccolo, bring back everyone he so mercilessly killed, set right what he's corrupted, and most importantly, we are going to save this world!"

"YEAH!" Goku shouts, thrusting his fist up in the air as well.

Chi-chi smiles. "Maple, I'm going to rush home and retrieve something from there. It might help us in the battle."

"Smart thinking, Chi-chi." you walk over and bump fists with her. "We need every advantage we can get."

"I'll see you all soon." she says with a wave, then flies off.

Korin approaches you. "I know how hard this all might be for you, Maple. But... I'm proud of you. And I know Roshi is too."

>A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)
>B. Let's go!
>C. Any other preparations?

>>41434268
>C. Can you tell me more about that sealing technique that Roshi and Shen used?

>>41434268
>>A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)
"We won't fail you Master Korin"
>B. Let's go!

>>41434292
Man you really want to learn Mabufu huh? We don't have any rice cookers on us.

>>41434268
"Master Korin, if we fail...you might be the very last line of defense the world has. You should consider drinking the water yourself."

>>41434268
>A "Thank you Korin, you have shown us light when I've only could see darkness. I will not fail you and I will make sure Master Roshi and Master Shen's sacrifice are not in vain."

>>41434344
>I've only could see darkness
Hey Darkness is a cool dude.

Also wat?

>>41434327
...I know, I just feel we should have knowledge of it. It is an important technique. We don't have to learn it but if we know about it, and have ways of utilizing it beyond using it against evil Namekians (hell if we encounter Slug it may come in handy).

>>41434371
Metaphorical darkness that held us in a state of despair. Darkness himself is a cool bro. We should get Brobro to come and meet him while we learn from him.

>>41434268
>>A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)
>>B. Let's go!

>>41434328
Swole korin? Yes please.

>>41434328
I bet Korin has already drank the water. He did put it in there in the first place and probably tested it on himself.

>>41434482
None survived before us.

>>41434268
>>A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)
"Cat pun!"
>B. Let's go!

>>41434496
Good point. I just thought it meant when it was place under the guardianship of the Darkness that no one survived.

>>41434268
>C. POWER NAP

>>41434268
>>41434574
"GOKU, how fluffy is the Nimbus?"

>>41434655
Like a cloud...

Well. Not a cloud filled with water vapor and really really wet. Probably like a super-soft pillow.

>>41434655
Would we have to confess before we'd be allowed to ride it?

>>41434785
I figured the ultra divine holy water made us pure of heart.

>>41434268
"You've done so much for us, Master Korin. We WON'T fail. I promise." you tell him, patting him on the head.

"Good luck."

"Oh, um... about that technique that Sealing technique..." you bring up.

"The Mafuba would take too long for you all to learn, even if Roshi were still alive. Besides, King Piccolo would expect it, now." Korin explains.

"Understood. Everyone ready?! Then let's GO!" You, Goku, Tien, Melee, and Gola take to the skies, Trip calling the Nimbus to her and taking off on it.

Goku looks to you for a moment, smiling. "You know Maple... in spite of everything, I'm getting a bit excited."

"Excited?" you question.

"Yeah! I wanna stop him, but... him being so strong, I know it's gonna test everything that I've got." he says with an innocent grin.

"Hah, you're quite the little warrior, Son Goku. Fearless in spite of the odds." Tien comments with a smile. "Just don't let your desire to fight him cloud your judgement."

"I won't." Goku responds with confidence.

>A. Honestly... getting a bit excited too
>B. Not excited, more... driven
>C. I'm... tired
>D. Something else?

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>>41434878
>D. Hot blooded passion for JUSTICE!

>>41434878
>>B. Not excited, more... driven
"I am looking forward to putting this Divine Water through its paces though, so maybe a little excited."

>>41434878
>C. I'm tired
no shmup levels for sleepyheads

>>41434878
>B. Not excited, more... driven

>>41434925
>>41434878
This

>>41434878
>>B. Not excited, more... driven

>>41434878
>D. Prepare to MAPLE SMASH on the way there

>>41434878
>>B. Not excited, more... driven

>>41434878
>>D. Something else?
"I think I feel a bit more driven at the moment, but yeah, I know what you mean."

Also if we still have Capsules put some Demon resistant sheets in a few of them for some Clothes beam blinding grenades.

>>41434878
>D Ask Melee if they had any success on tracking down Beelzabub

>>41434878
>B. Not excited, more... driven

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>>41434878
You smile. "Personally, not so much as excited as... driven. But I know what you mean." you look at your hands, then tighten them into fists. "Honestly, while I can feel it... I want to see what this Ultra Divine Water has really unlocked for myself. Need to give Piccolo a good SMASH, for brobro's sake."

"You will not fail, Maple, Goku. I will make sure of that." Trip adds.

"Say, Melee, Gola, any luck finding Prince Beelzebub?" you look back at the two demons.

"Hints. Wherever he is, he's not going to be easy to find, but we've made progress." Melee replies. "King Shura has been unable to do anything against us, still, so we are several steps ahead of him."

"That's good, then. Might be able to help some time, after things settle down." You look ahead, seeing the capital city of the Earth, Central City. You spot a large castle ahead, the King's Castle. Piccolo is there.

"We'll locate the containers." Gola tells you. "You four do what you need. Good luck."

"My friends, be safe." Trip tells them with a respectful nod.

"Well Maple... how should we do this?" Tien asks.

>A. Charge in, time to SMASH!
>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him
>C. Something else?

>>41435422
>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him
At the least he might underestimate us

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>>41435422
>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him

>>41435422
>>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him
"Goku, you are our hardest hitter so make them count. I'll do my best to give you opportunities.

ChiChi, Jaco's information says that Piccolo will have regeneration capabilities but I bet it takes a bit of energy to do that so don't be shy with Power Slicer."

>>41435422
>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him
"Empty your minds on the way there, too. Piccolo can read minds."

>>41435422
>A. Run in and SMASH

>>41435491
>Goku, you are our hardest hitter so make them count.
Aren't we the hardest hitter with Kaio-Ken?

>>41435491
Chi-chi went to grab something at her home, you'll know when she gets here.

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>>41435422
>Let's go in one by one and try to kill him!

>>41435422
>>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him

>>41435533
Yeah but thats temporary and we have more restraining techniques.

Also I'm sure Goku will give us opportunities as well like he did in the fight against Tambourine to use MASSIVE DMG Ki attacks.

>>41435422
>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him

>>41435533
We could definitely do the Thunder Shock Surprise with a kaioken, provided we know how to do the Thunder Shock Surprise.

>>41435766
We do

>>41435456
Where's the Meatery?

I dearly hope the dice rolls are with us.

I'll be prayin' to Liam hard.

Are Liam which are in Pasture
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Sheperd come
Thy bleating done,
As Earth as in Pasture
Give us this day our daily baaaaah
And forgive us for a nat. ones
For we forgive them for their nat. ones
And lead us not into sheepsakin
But deliver us from King Piccolo
For thine is the Pasture
The power, the nat 20s
For ever and ever
Amen

>>41435906
Liam needs no prayer, he eats gods, he don't want hypocrisy

>>41435906
Oh. I see you're a Protestant.

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>>41435422
"Everyone, lower your Power Levels, er, ki, and we'll sneak up on him. Goku, you hit the hardest so make them count, I'll make whatever opportunities I can for you." you tell him. "Trip, I'll know when you've got him."

"Understood." the two of them nod. You all slowly approach where you can sense King Piccolo, using as little ki as possible. You spot him in front of television cameras, giving a speech. King Furry is off to the side, looking at him furiously.

https://youtu.be/5vegOvyYCec

"...and to commemorate my rule, I am making today, May 9th, a very special occasion. It shall henceforth be known as Piccolo Day! A glorious celebration shall be held every year." He points to a box with his symbol on it, a pterodactyl-looking demon holding it up to him. "I shall draw lots, and celebrate my rule with glorious explosions in the area marked by the lot I've drawn, as you humans do. Mine will just be..." He grins maliciously. "...closer to the ground. Now, let's see who will be the lucky area this ye-" Piccolo stops. His power starts dropping... it's at 6000 now, and falling further.

Now's your chance!

>A. Piccolo Day is canceled!
>B. This is for my brother!

Pick one of those, and...

>C. SMASH!
>D. Restrain him
>E. POWER SLICER!
>F. Something else?

>>41435983
Nah. Just picked the easiest prayer to convert.
Religiously...I'm not really anything. Athiesm seems to hardcore but agnosticism seems too lacking.

Course if I go about saying 'I'm spiritual' people will just call me a new age fag.

>>41436015
>>B. This is for my brother!

>D. Restrain him
Lighting Flash Surprise!
"Hit him hard boys!"

>>41436015
B,
D with combination clothes beam full body straightjacket and telekinesis after

>>41436015
>"A. Piccolo Day sounds like a celebration of wind instruments! Lame!"

>D Restrain him! Go go go!

getchur Bruce Faulconer right here, faulks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQV36Uqt7zw

>>41436058
>>41436015
This, make him feel the shock.

>>41436015
>>A. Piccolo Day is canceled!
>>E. POWER SLICER!

>>41436015
>C. MAPLE SMASH PUNY NAMEKIAN

>>41436015
>A. Piccolo Day is canceled!
>C. SMASH!

>>41436015
>>B. This is for my brother!
>D. Restrain him

>>41436015
>A. CINCO DE NUH-UH!

>>41436119
>be him
>lower half of body cut off
>regenerates
>isn't wearing pants
kek

>>41436153
>"Ah! My undies!"

>>41436042
Sorry that was me just being an ass. I was raised Catholic and outside of mass we never say the last three lines.

All right, folks! Roll me 1d20, DC 16.

Also, since it was requested, another thing to listen to, if ya'll are inclined: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQpjVXrPdMc#_=_

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41436269
PEACE. JUSTICE. THE PLANET PLANT WAY.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41436269
THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41436269
pls

>>41436300
Good job.

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41436269

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41436015

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41436269

Rolled 9, 14, 19, 18, 11 = 71 (5d20)

>>41436300
>>41436312
Nice, nice.

Goku.

>>41436333
Fuck yeah Goku.

>>41436333
AttaMonkeyboy

>>41436269
TONIGHT WE RIDE IN HELL

Does Piccolo get rolls?

>>41436396
>Watch him get all 20's.

>>41436396
If we start doing opposing rolls then everything is going to be glorified coin flips regardless of our choices.

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>>41436015
"PICCOLO DAY IS CANCELED!" you roar, charging in through the glass and clocking Piccolo right in his stupid, green face. He flies from his throne, crashing through the window on the other side. "And it's a dumb name anyway."

"GRRHH... YOU!" he shouts in fury. "How did you-"

"CLOTHES BEAM!" You lock an enchanted straightjacket on him, then you hold him in place.

"W-WHY YOU!" King Piccolo's eyes start to glow... then he hears it.

"Haaa... MEEEE..." Goku's right above him, charging a Kamehameha. "HAAAAAA!" The blast strikes him hard, sending King Piccolo to the ground.

"N-no! Father!" the pterodactyl-looking thing shouts in fear, rushing to the hole you made as you knocked Piccolo out of the castle. He turns back, eyes full of hate as he sees you. "You will pay for that, girl!"

>A. Take him out, he might try something
>B. Check on King Furry, reassure everyone
>C. Ignore this, deal with King Piccolo
>D. Something else?

>>41436645
>>A. Take him out, he might try something
Knock his ass out then move onto King Piccolo again.

>>41436645
>A. Take him out, he might try something

>>41436645
>A. Take him out, he might try something

Then keep going after KP, we need to keep the initiative.

>>41436645
>D. Put a muzzle and weighted clothing on him.

>>41436645
>A. Take him out, he might try something
As quickly as possible, then focus on Piccolo.

>>41436645
>C. Tale him out
We'll be more powerful

Kato, can you tell us when to roll at the end of a post containing the story? I just googled how to roll and I can't wait.

>>41436725
I meant
>A. Take him out
Sorry about that

>>41436725
>I just googled how to roll
I...what? Its the first thread on tg that explains it.

>end of a post containing the story?
She has to calculate the DC based on our choices. Just look for the rolling post.

>>41436673
>>41436645
Also prep Spirit Bits.

>>41436645
>B.

>>41436831
Seconded

Are we back?

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>>41436645
Before he can react, you dash forward and strike the monster in the gut. You strike SO HARD your fist comes out the other side. "Don't worry, mister King! We'll stop him!" You quickly move down and stand alongside Goku, a couple Spirit Bits ready. King Piccolo seems to be in shock... but then his shock turns back into rage.

"Three. Three of my children have fallen at your hands, girl. I made a promise that your death will be quick and painless..." He then looks at Goku, breaking free of his restraints. "...but those of your friends will be slow and horrific!"

"We're not gonna let you do whatever you want, King Piccolo!" Goku tells him. "We'll stop you and bring back everyone you killed!"

"This is for my brother... for Master Roshi... and even for Tao and Shen! We will stop you, Piccolo!"

"I don't know what trick you're pulling to weaken me, but I still have more strength left!" King Piccolo roars, charging. His Power Level's up again, 7100, but you can sense it start to drop once more.

>A. Go on the defensive
>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!
>C. KAIO-KEN!
>D. Something else?

>>41436925
>>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!
Close range Phantom Shotgun, use the Spirit Bits to cover you and buy some time.

Go for the eyes Boo!

>>41436925
>B.

>>41436925
>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!
Double the Dragon, Double the Fun

>>41436925
>A. Go on the defensive
Play keep away and try to get him to follow us out of the city.

>>41436925
>>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!

Kaio-ken is currently a trump, burns her out.

The thing is, I had forgotten to put the number on when I clicked the archive button, and I only had a few seconds to do something, and I didn't want to look like an idiot.

>>41436925
>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!

>>41437028
Christ dude just let Kato do it.

>>41436969
>Go for the eyes Boo!
Hahaha, like ghosts

>>41436925
>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!
Shout out "Seal him now, Korin! I knew he wouldn't expect this!" To try to catch him off guard with a lie.

Rolled 15, 6, 9, 3, 13 = 46 (5d20)

1d20, best of 5, DC 15.

Goku's rolls...

>>41437084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8lLruVR2zQ

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41437130

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>41437130
JUUUUUSTIIIIICE

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41437130
THIS IS EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41437130
NATURAL TWENTY

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41437130
pls

>>41437087
Eh. I think that would just confuse our allies more.

We need to confuse him when he's weakened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKuD1FuVz8

>>41436925
>C. KAIO-KEN!
And
>B. Attack alongside Goku, as a future couple

>>41437211
strictly platonic

>>41437211
>as a future couple
of KNUCKLEHEADS and BOZOS

>>41437211
Hey I like Goku too but stop trying to start stuff.

>>41437130
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE DICE

>>41437211
Piccolo isn't even in his final form.

>>41437287
100% pissed off form?

>>41437236
Man. Poor Goku getting friend zoned hard. I know that feel...

>>41437292
MegaZord Piccolo

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Would the kanji for "HALF" be good for our school?

>>41437312
Getting ahead of yourself, focus on killing Piccolo not events that may or may not take place.

>>41437312
is this a dead brobro joke?

>>41437211
Not the time.

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>>41437312
Hey, that looks like our sword!

>>41437412
No it doesn't, idiot.

>>41437412
Wait , we have a keyblade?
Well it can open doors between worlds right?
so it's at least part key

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>>41436925
https://youtu.be/WmhL7xcAa24

You and Goku nod at each other, then charge at him. "Your tyranny ends here, King Piccolo!" You and Goku both dodge out of the way of his attack, then combo him with a Ki Jan Ken together, sending him backwards. He gets up quickly, dodging a kick from Goku, but being right in the path for a barrage of blasts by your Spirit Bits, then punching him hard in the gut. "PHANTOM SHOTGUN!"

King Piccolo flies back from your burst of ki, Goku flying up and clocking him in the jar with his elbow. He then strikes King Piccolo in the head with his tail, sending him crashing to the ground. The supposed "Demon King" is absolutely livid. "H-how... how do you two brats have so much power?!"

Then, he seems to figure it out. He smiles at the both of you as his ki stops dropping.

>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay
>B. Don't let up! Attack more!
>C. Go on the defensive, you've got to pace yourself
>D. KAIO-KEN!
>E. Something else?

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>>41437312
This one looks like a rabbit thumping its foot!

>>41437469
Yeah but only demons with royal title can use it.
So if we find Beelzabub he could use it. Tho I doubt we're just going to hand it over. Unless Melee gives us a good reason too.

>>41437515
>D. KAIO-KEN!

>>41437515
>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay
>we _fight_for_our_friends.ike

>>41437515
>D. KAIO-KEN

>>41437515
>C. Go on the defensive, you've got to pace yourself

>>41437515
>D. KAIO-KEN!
>>41437529
What does this have to do with anything.

What are Spirit Bits, and why are they called such?

>>41437515
>>D. KAIO-KEN!
"I'm going red Goku, use any openings I give you!"
We have 5 senzus on us and Goku also has 5.

>>41437515
>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay
>B. Don't let up! Attack more!

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>>41437601
Gundam funnels but made of Ki. We can only summon 2 right now with 3 shots each.

>>41437515
>B. Don't let up! Attack more!
Don't use kaio ken unless you absolutely have to , don't want junior learning it

>>41437588
We could be founding the Rabbit school, or a school named after the dragon, tiger, monkey, horse, chicken, hawk, swallow, snake, owl, eagle or bear.

>>41437643
I really don't think Jr. is going to learn it just because we punched his father in the face with it.

>>41437630
Can't we call it something cooler than bits?

>>41437515
Guys, let's wait to use kaioken when we got him on the ropes.

>e.Will o wisp
For brobro!

>>41437515
>D. KAIO-KEN!
Time to use our trump card

>>41437515
>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay

Rolled 9, 7, 16, 18, 1 = 51 (5d20)

1d20, DC 10.

>>41437677
you know disregard that reason it is too meta, now that i think about it.

>>41437652
why not something that goes alog with our style of engagement, like bull or sth.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41437732

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41437732

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41437732

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41437732

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41437732
muhn

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41437732
GOGOGO

>>41437736
Mantis Shrimp school!

>>41437781
BULLET SHRIMP SCHOOL

>>41437736
Are you kidding? We're lucky as fuck, and Rabbits are the embodiment of fuck

>>41437812
Plus, Rabbits are from space, the moon to be more precise, churning out white, creamy elixir to feed their goddess-queen with.

>>41437683
Bits is also a reference. The funnels are often called bits in other mech shows, but most notably in the mech-mashup tactic RPG super robot wars.

>>41437812
i think that is a bad principle to build a martial art on
>>41437781
this on the other hand...

>>41437840
A woman who drinks that elixir becomes immortal in a fashion

>>41437840
>>41437884
Cheeps taste like shit

>>41437846
aren't bits the stuff you decorate your ork army with?

>>41437908
*peeps

Doing Christmas/Easter for the whole planet could be a good training exercise.

>>41437921
Whatever same thing
>>41437951
More like a great waste of time

>>41437951
Maple will become the Easter Bunny

>>41437951
How about not being a massive faggot?

>>41437965
Bringing smiles to the faces of children is a waste of time?

>>41438005
It isn't training at all dumbfuck, So yes it is

>>41437951
no as good training requirese at least weekly repetition

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>>41438028

>>41438028
It's magic and speed training, in manufacturing the goods and delivering them respectively.

>>41438037
It's Christmas Eve for a little over a day if you do it by timezones.

>>41438069
actually it would be better suited as a test or examn than training

>>41438069
Magic and speed training my ass, We could do normal training and get better gains than doing that bullcrap

>>41438114
It's not quite as rewarding as the bragging rights you get for helping out Santa.
Oh, Telepathy training as well in determining who's been naughty or nice.

>>41438176
You seem really adamant on wasting peoples time aren't you?

>>41438176
Just fuck off already, It isn't going to happen faggot

>>41438196
>bah humbug

>>41438176
>>41438196
i guys trying to get you two to shut up whould also be a waste of time?

>>41438205
Dude chill out. Its just a silly idea he's throwing around and the more you respond the more he wants to mess with you. Just ignore it.

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>>41437515
Thinking quick, you telepathically contact Trip. 'Are you okay? His ki is rising again!'

'Tien is trying to hold off the rest of Piccolo's minions. Melee and Gola have destroyed the containers. I am trying to balance things as best I can.'

'So that's your little scheme!' Piccolo's voice growls in your head. 'I will have them all slaughtered!'

You turn to your opponent. "...Goku, I'm going red. Use any openings I make."

"Got it, Maple!" the monkey boy says excitedly.

Tranquil... surge... "KAIO-KEN!"

"Kaio-wha-?" He stops, his eyes go wide. You start to pummel King Piccolo hard, Goku joining in. On his own right now he might have been able to handle one of you, but together, he simply can't keep up. The two of you place your hands together and charge a Kamehameha. Your blast seems to consume him.

When the smoke clears, you notice Piccolo still standing... but minus an arm. "H-how... how DARE you!" He roars... then REGROWS his arm. That still looks like it hurt. "I WILL STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU BOTH!" Both his arms stretch out and try to grab you and your friend. He misses you, but gets Goku by the neck. "Hahaha! There we go!" He puts the pressure on him, Goku crying out.

"Let him go!" you shout, your Kaio-ken fading.

"Hah, and lose my advantage here?" King Piccolo punches the struggling Goku in the gut, grip tightening. "If you don't want to see your friend lose his head, you will stand still, girl!"

You grit your teeth... but sense someone approaching. It's Chi-chi. She's almost here...

>A. Try to play along, stall for time
>B. Down a Senzu and try to save Goku
>C. Attack Piccolo! Goku will be fine!
>D. Something else?

>>41438256
>>A. Try to play along, stall for time
Catch our breath and make him think he has the upper hand.

>>41438256
>B. Down a Senzu and try to save Goku

>>41438256
>A. Try to play along, stall for time
He's probably going to start chucking rocks. We can take it, we have senzus on standby.

>>41438256
>A. Try to play along, stall for time
Ooh, this would really be a good time to cover our thoughts!

>>41438256
>A. Try to play along, stall for time
be upset , exchange banter, call him a coward for hidind behind your fried ... etc

>>41438256
>A. Try to play along, stall for time
"You're no Demon King, Piccolo. You're just an alien with a chip on his shoulder that decided to play tyrant on a backwater planet."

>>41438256
>D. Afterimage and grab Goku from him. If we can do that with afterimage.

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So, is Piccolo giant right now?

>>41438256
>>A. Try to play along, stall for time

Figured should have played for more time first.

>>41438361
This planet ain't so backwater. In fact, I think the fact it has water at all is a big plus!

>>41438370
I don't think so. I guess you could say he is 'kosher' in his current form.

>>41438361
Second

>>41438256
>>41438256
Can we cut his arm off with power cutter? We did learn that right?

>>41438429
There's a chance we might hit Goku with it.

>>41438256
"We both know that you won't be coming out on the top of this. Even if you miraculously take all of us out, despite how heavily we outclass you and your children, we're not the toughest ones around here. There are techniques that could kill you in an instant even if used by someone significantly weaker. Then there's the people who don't even come from earth - you think you're strong? On the galactic scale, we barely even register as anything."

>>41438429
He would see it coming since we have his direct attention and might kill Goku.

Also >>41438472
this

Chi-Chi's got this no worries. Just got to keep him talking. Villains love that.

>>41438256
>"If you don't want to see your friend lose his head, you will stand still, girl!"
>stand still

Uh guys? Remember what happened in canon when Piccolo held a hostage against Goku?

There goes our limbs

>>41438256
Show off Shula' sword.

"I've defeated one demon king. Your just a poser!"

>>41438558
All is lost, if only we had some magic beans!

>>41438558
We were going to take a senzu anyways.

>>41438572
Don't do that, he might get ideas for an ally if he gets it away from us.

>>41438558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pmr9tm4KWk

>>41438572
That's a good way to get your sword stolen.

What about hitting him in the back with something large, heavy, and chucked at him telekinetically?

>>41439151
Its an option, but I think ChiChi has got this.

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>>41438256
You catch your breath. "You coward! Using a hostage like that!"

"Hahaha! It's a legitimate tactic, is it not? I'm playing to WIN, girl!" He holds the struggling Goku to his side. He's back at full strength. You hold still. Just gotta stall for time. Piccolo picks up a rock telekinetically, holds it by his palm, and... blows it at you.

The rock hits your arm, shattering on it while also breaking it at the joint. The pain it excruciating... but you stand. "You're no Demon King, Piccolo. You're just an alien with a chip on his shoulder that decided to play tyrant on a backwater planet. I've met a REAL Demon King, and guess what? We stopped him too."

Piccolo lets out a guttural roar. "YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ME, GIRL!" He blows another rock, breaking your leg.

"MAPLE!" Goku looks back at you. His... his ki is rising. King Piccolo doesn't seem to notice.

You smirk. "We both know that you won't be coming out on the top of this. Even if you miraculously take all of us out, despite how heavily we outclass you and your children, we're not the toughest ones around here. There are techniques that could kill you in an instant even if used by someone significantly weaker."

"THE MAFUBA WILL NOT WORK ON ME ANY LONGER! I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH AS PAINFUL AS POSSIBLE!" He blows another rock, taking out your other leg.

You fall to the ground. Chi-chi is almost here. "Then there's the people who don't even come from earth - you think you're strong? On the galactic scale, w-we barely even register as anything."

"YOU WILL D-" King Piccolo's speech is cut short. Someone has punched him in the face again. It isn't Chi-chi. King Piccolo drops Goku.

"E-Eighter!" Goku shouts happily, catching his breath.

"No time! Help her!" the Android tells him. Goku rushes over to you, giving you a Senzu.

You let out a sigh of relief as you feel your body heal. "Th-thanks..."

"No prob, Maple!" Goku smiles. "Thanks."

"Any time."

(cont.)

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>>41439213


King Piccolo growls furiously. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES!" You, Goku, and Eighter all look on in shock as Piccolo suddenly seems to grow several times in height. His strength nearly doubles. He smirks, crossing his arms. "Well well well, and to think I was ever worried about some ants hoping to fight a dinosaur. In fact, I think I should step on you all like the ants you are!"

"Tch..." you and Goku look up. You contact Trip, and she tells you she needs a bit more time.

"You won't get any more time! Now DIE!" King Piccolo raises his foot to try and step on you.

"BANSHO FAN!" a girl's voice roars. Three gusts of hurricane-force winds slam into Piccolo, toppling the giant. Chi-chi floats in the air, wielding the odd fan she acquired after saving Princess Misa.

"Sorry I'm late, Maple!" Chi-chi says with a smile, flying down to you, Goku, and Eighter. "But it looks like it was worth it."

King Piccolo tries to stand again. "You... you BRATS! How?! HOW DO YOU KEEP MANAGING TO MAKE A FOOL OF ME?!"

"It's not that hard, you do a good job on your own." Goku taunts.

>A. Everyone, go for the joints!
>B. Everyone, scatter! Keep your distance!
>C. KAIO-KEN!
>D. Something else?

>>41439213
Good thing he doesn't know about Spike.

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>>41439236
>A. Everyone, go for the joints!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqXLEafvF8

>>41439236
His nerves have likely grown, use the shocking surprise technique now!

>>41439236
>A. Everyone, go for the joints!
>C. KAIO-KEN!

>>41439236
>>A. Everyone, go for the joints!
Hey look at that. A big target.
Have Spirit Bits go for the eyes while...
Poltergeist Blitz!

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>>41439236
>A. Everyone, go for the joints!
>C. KAIO-KEN!

>>41439236
Goku trip him up with the power pole. Then hit him with a kamehameha wave with me! Powered by a kaioken

>>41439236
>A. Everyone, go for the joints!
>C. KAIO-KEN!

He's a big target, right? If he's busy with everyone else, Maple could try for a Revenant Spark. Or would that be a bit too hazardous given that everyone's going to be in close range?

>>41439354
>Revenant Spark
We'll call our next big lightning move that but right now our toughest is Poltergeist Blitz.

>>41439236
>A. Everyone, go for the joints!
Plus use shocking surprise!

>>41439393
Ectoplasmer!
Shade Blader!
Ghost Toaster!

>>41439448
That sounds more like BroBro's moves, being fire and all.

Banshee's Storm

>>41439479
Toasters can electrocute people.

Rolled 19, 19, 1, 12, 4 = 55 (5d20)

1d20, DC 17. Come on, folks!

Goku...

You know, when we face Raditz, we should clothes beam ourselves a party hat, get behind him, and yell, "SURPRISE!!!" and then give him the lightning flash surprise.

Yeah...

>>41439479
Blitzkrieg Bomber!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41439511
Come on..

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41439511
Goku backin us up like a real G

Rolled 9, 1, 20, 20, 17 = 67 (5d20)

>>41439511
...and Chi-chi.

Okay, what about power slicer through his kneecaps? Or a Blitz through them?

>>41439511
Yeesh. That nat. 1 gonna hurt ain't it?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41439511

>>41439534
Do the two 20s cancel out her 1?