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>>41436584
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

lolidragon time

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>Tali hops off of Faelanerium. Thanks to a ward amulet from Ryuko that dragon's poisonous flames don't hurt the young elf. She does warn, however, that this will only protect him from the minor flames caused by riding a dragon. If she wanted to she could still probably kill him at any moment.

>The first ride was a small one. Just a lap around the school. Tali had to spend all of his alm just to get her to do that.

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>>41436584
Yo! Tali we saw you flying! What did we miss.

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>>41436611
SO HAVE I!

>>41436584
>>41436643
What? No. HA HA. We were here the whole time.
The Red Orb definitely wasn't replacing us and giving better advice, no way.

>>41436699
This looks like LimeBreaker's work. Where is the penis?

>>41436699

Looks like everyone's caught a case of the mothwaifus.

>>41436720
Inside the orb

>>41436641
Bribe her with delicious sweet foods instead.

Okay, so we're gonna need a bottle or something to collect the syrup in....

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>>41436641
>The flames around Faelanerium vanish and with a puff she's back to her much smaller, humanoid, form. Her fluffy tail sways gently behind her as she stares at Tali.

>Ryuko walks up to Tali and pats him on the back.

"That," She says, "Was the easy part. Anyone can bribe a dragon for a ride. Now you gotta get her to give you one for free. As her rider."

"And how do I do that?"

"It's different for everyone. Some continue giving payments, some become friends. I had to wrestle Shenenerium before she would let me ride her. So, I'll leave you two alone for now. I mean, I'll still be around to make sure she doesn't throw you out of the school but don't expect all that much help. This is something you gotta do."

>Ryuko backs away from Tali and the dragon. The dragon still stares at him, almost expectantly.

>>41436748
BOND WITH HER TALI, TOUCH HER TAIL! LET HER LICK YOU!

>>41436748
Touch fluffy tail

>>41436748
want to play on the beach?

>>41436748
Hug and kiss.

>>41436748
You're delicious, let her lick you instead.

>>41436720
in the other version.

>>41436748
MAKE FRIENDS! IT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT!

Compliment her tail and her poison

>>41436748
Start brushing up on your dragon anatomy, boy. You may have to go deep for this one.

In her vagina.

Use us on her.

Also, do you think we can get some notes on what other people of Tali at some point Larro as well as Ceera's entry?

give her a taste if your syrup.

>>41436748
Don't be a bitch. Walk right up to that dragon and do Tali things.

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Okay Tali now most of these you can ignore for the moment but the one that's a ward against poison you might want to look at. It's kinda immediately relevant.

>>41436706
red orb can only tell you how to achieve a goal. we the blue orb give goals to achieve. if you have no ambition, the red orb is completely useless.

>>41436748
...sup?

>>41436748
Hmm... I can think of two ways to go about this.

The first is to talk to her and try to get to know her. Find some common ground.

The second is to convince her that you'll be good to have around. Like massaging her weary muscles, for instance.

I'd go with the first one, since I don't think we're large or heavy enough to ease her muscle pains. Let's talk to her about the flight. Did she like flying? Has she been on any other flights that she enjoyed? What does she like best about them?

>>41436748
Hiya, Tali! We learned some things while you were with the boring orb! Like, you should never put us on a comatose body. Ever. We have no way to filter out bad ideas of what to do and will end up punching and suplexing people.

We got Tessa to save Lily from drowning, but Anita took credit for it and is planning on extorting the poor girl for artifacts or something. She did get Lily to promise to be nicer to you, though.

Oh, and we saw Anita's eyes! She has ceer eyes. They're pretty.


Um, I don't know what to do with Faelanerium, though. What does she want to do? Are there any games she likes to play that someone small and squishy like you can do with her?

>>41436914
>the boring orb
the borb

Is this thing on?

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Now that Tali has gotten laid, where do we go from here?

I feel like the dog who just caught the car he was chasing.

pet her and say she did a good job.

>>41436965
Get more laid

Larro seems to be having trouble with 4chan at the moment.

>>41436748
Head pats, head pats always work

>>41436965
Harem end.

>>41436965
chase another car obviously, you're not a very good dog are you?

>>41436748
ask her if she wants to be best friends, then offer a hug. if that doesn't work try scratching behind her horns, dragon love that shit

>>41436965
We free Mistress V from behind the wall and bend the book to our will

>>41436965
pop more cherries.

also collect more waifu orbs.

>>41436965
Build a harem super sentai team of course.

>>41436748
>>41436914
>Like, you should never put us on a comatose body. Ever.
No, no. Come on, you should totally be on the look out for bodies to put us on. You just need a way to institute Democracy mode. An interpreting artifact or spell that can tally up our voices and enact the most agreed upon thoughts.

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>>41436809
What...
I thought we agreed to not talk about vaginas anymore? I distinctly remember this conversation just a few minutes ago.

>>41436914
That's, what? What were you guys doing in a comatose body?
And Anita has Ceer eyes? Like... Like Vaisi? Is that good?

>>41436776
>>41436773
>>41436817
>Tali walks up to Faelanerium, circle behind her to reach that tail. He starts petting it and running his fingers through the soft fur. It feels divine and smells like... Hot sand..? He can't quite put his finger on it.

>He then hears Faelanerium speak up.

"Tali" She says.

>He nearly jumps when he hears that voice. That's the first thing she's said directly at him. Her voice sounds far more mature than what he expected it to be.

"Uhm... Hey."

"Why are you touching my tail?"

"... It's very soft and nice?"

"... Thank you."

"So... Did you enjoy the flight? I thought it was amazing."

"It was nice. You're small and light. I barely felt you."

Progress!
Not quite sure what to talk to a dragon about, though!

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>>41436965
collect the other orbs before anita can, then battler her for the red one. then we just get tali to fuse us all together and take our true form of Orb King

>>41437140
>I thought we agreed to not talk about vaginas anymore? I distinctly remember this conversation just a few minutes ago.
That was reddy again buddy

>>41437140
Pat fluffy head

>>41437140
Dangit Tali. You should have asked first!
That's like touching an Elf's ears without asking!

>>41437167
I like this idea, this is a good idea.

Also we still need to remove Book Kebab

>>41437140
Just talk about hobbies and stuff?
Treat her like a normal person really.

>>41437140
a few minutes ago we swapped minds with anita's red orb. red orb is no fun, demanding talk of vaginas to stop, PLEASE, did you really think we would say that.

ask if there is anything specific/rare she wants or wants to do.

>>41437140
>Not quite sure what to talk to a dragon about, though!
Their hoard, obviously

>>41437140
so what's it like being a dragon, besides being huge and awesome like all the time

>>41437140
>And Anita has Ceer eyes? Like... Like Vaisi? Is that good?
It isn't, really, in case you care about her turning into a ceer. Also, keep talking the the dragon, you're doing good. Admire her horns, dragons can be really vain about those.

>>41437140
That was unwise, but it worked out, so okay. We've found a common ground. Ask her if she goes on joyflights often, and if she has a favorite flight.

>>41437140
so do you have a hoard? I have a small one myself after completing a dungeon but if you ask me quality is better over quantity

>>41437140
>Ceer eyes? Like... Like Vaisi? Is that good?
Of course it's not good, it means they're way more into the Ceer corruption process than you are.

Ask what you would need to do to form a lifebond with her. Money isn't gonna work, since you wasted all your alm on your first flight. You could romance the Dragon, but I'm not sure if you'd be willing to go through with that.

>>41437140
swim through her tail fur

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>>41437167
>Orb King
then we can travel the world with a party of adventurers and do cool stuff. Tali can be the elf, every party needs an elf

>>41437140
We told you, tali. We suplexed Anita. It was awesome.

Also we saved somebody's life, I guess.

>>41437140
Tali, this is very important. While you're talking keep petting her while moving towards her head, then go for the head pats. Trust me on this one

>>41437140
>I thought we agreed to not talk about vaginas anymore? I distinctly remember this conversation just a few minutes ago.
What? No. That was the boring, non-lewd red orb. Come on, Tali, it should be easy to tell the difference between us. I really want to know how the conversation led up to that, though. I mean, you never talk about vaginas with us.

>>41437140
Why were we talking about vaginas a few minutes ago?

>>41437140
Tali, as Fael is deadly poisonous you are going to have to start regularly intaking the venom in small amounts to build immunity. Otherwise she could sneeze and accidentally kill you one day.

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>>41437116
>Democracy
Yes. Just create the Dome artifact and everything will be fine.

>>41437140
Possible methods for bribery: join the dungeoneering club, get some loot. Unfortunately you probably can't do that right now because I think everyone is still at the beach?

>>41437477
>Dome artifact
Filthy Dome scum, this is why we can't have nice things. Praise the Helix.

>>41437140
Ask her about her sex life. It's pretty much the first time in your life you've been able to contribute to that whole conversation!

>>41437140
Talk to her about wrestling. Suplexes in particular.

>>41437140
Can we use comfy magic while we touch fluffy tail?

We should learn uncomfy magic in case we ever need it

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>>41437186
Ah!

>He takes his hands off her tail.

>>41437229
>>41437362
>>41437304

I should have figured...
Why did you suplex Anita, though? I... What happened in the hour we were separated?

>>41437322
That would involve climbing up her tail, scaling her back, and then reaching her head.

>>41437275
>>41437230
"So... Do you have a hoard?"

I seriously hope that's not a racist question.

"I do. It's not very big, though. Would you like to see it?"

"Sure."

>Faelanerium stands up and walks over to the dragon caves. She leads Tali down a tunnel and into a small carved out chamber. He notices that the room and tunnel look like the rock was melted and scooped away.

I guess they expand their home.

>She stops when they get near a hoard of gold and artifacts.

Oh my god.

>She sifts her hand through the gold, gently rearranging it until it's a shape she's satisfied with. She then takes out the small bag of Alm Tali gave her and places it onto the pile.

THIS is considered a little?

"This is amazing..."

>She smiles and breathes out a small tuft of flame.

"You say that because you are small. This isn't all that much." She shrugs but it's clear she has great pride in her hoard.

"No, really. I don't think I've ever seen this much treasure in one place."

"Well... I have been gathering since I was old enough to. I even have a few Ceer artifacts in there. This one time Cleopherane tried to steal it so I broke one of her ribs off."

"That's... wow."

"Then I took her stuff. It's right here.

>She points to a spot off to the side.

>Tali can see a jumble of magical artifacts and gold.

Just a handful of this pile would set me for years...

"Do you have a hoard?" She asks.

"Me? Well... A bit from doing a dungeon but it's way way smaller than this."

"You should get one. There is nothing quite like sleeping while curled around a pile of treasure."

>She goes on for a while about the benefits of having a big hoard.

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>>41437957
>That would involve climbing up her tail, scaling her back, and then reaching her head.
yes, and?

>>41437957
>Why did you suplex Anita, though? I... What happened in the hour we were separated?
One of the body-controlling people wanted to take a body-controlling break to go hang out in the ocean with her people, and we wanted to see what would happen if we got hooked up to the leftover body, and the answer is it turns out every little crazy thing one of us says actually gets done. And like, one voice said to suplex anita.

>>41437957
shit, tali, you might want to take notes.
DO we need a hoard? Is this the true way to sleep?

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>>41437957
is taht an Orb i see on top?

>>41437957
>>She goes on for a while about the benefits of having a big hoard.
I am now imagining her wearing a suit and giving Tali a lecture on finance.

>>41438048
>"Well... I have been gathering since I was old enough to. I even have a few Ceer artifacts in there. This one time Cleopherane tried to steal it so I broke one of her ribs off."

>>41437957
Who is Cleopherane? Another dragon? Which Ceer artifacts? We know a Ceer and have an interest in the subject, maybe she could tell us about them?

>>41437957
That's weird. Fuwa has never mentioned the comfy associated with sleeping in a massive pile of precious things. Maybe we should ask her about it later.

Right after we get relationship advice from Tessa, and steal a look at Argen's notes.

>>41437957
politely ask if we could talk to the other artifact.

>>41437957
>Why did you suplex Anita, though?
Because Solia asked Anita to guard her body, and then Anita made the mistake of putting us on it and needed to learn a lesson.

>>41438029
I feel like the answer to that is yes, but that Tali would need to hoard a different thing. Like girls. Gold is just not that comfy.

>>41437957
>"You should get one. There is nothing quite like sleeping while curled around a pile of treasure."
Tell her that we're trying to get more treasure and ask if she wants to do a SUPER DUNGEON EXPLORE with us.

>>41437957
Look her closely in the eye. She's fine, isn't she?

>>41438153
As long as it doesn't turn into DARKEST DUNGEON on us...

Do you think she'd let Tali fuck her hoard?

>>41437957
>Why did you suplex Anita, though?
Because it was funny we could get away with it. We're an insane artifact. People expect this shit from us. If you could get away with suplexing people, you totally would too.

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Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...

"So what Ceer stuff do you have exactly?"

>She stops talking about hoard comfort benefits for a moment and begins to sift through her stuff.

"Hmm... Crystals, necklaces, garments, and a stick..." She fixes the pile.

"Wow. It really is a nice hoard. You have a lot of really cool things in there. I mean, even Ceer artifacts. Those are super rare. And so much gold and-"

>There's a loud thump as Faelanerium drops to the floor next to him. He can hear a purring sound and see her tail swaying.

"Tell me more about how nice my hoard is~."

>>41437957
Has she identified all those artifacts? We could help with that!... maybe

>>41438353
Tali's gonna get laid again

>>41438353
Keep complimenting her hoard, Tali! Tell her you'll help her increase it if she lets you ride her!

>>41437957
>Why did you suplex Anita, though? I... What happened in the hour we were separated?
Well, Lily got caught in a riptide and almost drowned. Anita was going to leave her be, but we eventually managed to pester her into telling someone.

>>41438353
ITS SO SHINEY SO MUCH YELLOW LIKE WE'RE IN THE SUN BEFOR WE TURN IT INTO ICE CREAM!

>>41438353
Calling it a hoard should be criminal, this is more than a mere hoard, it is a true treasury worthy of gods and kings!

>>41438353
You heard the woman, Tali. Tell her how nice her hoard is.

Tali, brace your hips for Dragon Snu-Snu. She looks ready to pounce.

>>41438353
Compliment the sword. Maybe she got it off an adventurer with spikey hair.

Also now that her head is close, head pats.

Congrats Tali, you are winning the affections of a dragon. Mastering the most dangerous game.

>>41438353
damn dragon girl, why u so qt!?

>>41438393
Do this but don't phrase it like that, say that you wish the two of you could go on adventures together so that you could start your own horde and hers could get bigger

>>41438353
Well, you can hardly inspect it properly when it's all clumped up like that, can you? Gotta spread it a bit to see if anything small and truly valuable has slipped down to the bottom.

>>41438353
Keep whispering sweet nothings about her massive loot pile and give her a face hug but without the rapey throat eggs.

>>41438353
>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...
That wasn't the only thing that happened, you know. We also saved Lily's life.

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>>41438353
oh baby, I'll tell you how nice your hoard is all night long

>>41438353
give the lady what she wants i guess.

also, deploy head pats if given permission.

If you start running out of things to compliment about her hoard, maybe steer the conversation towards what other things she likes doing.

>>41438353
>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...
No promises.

scratch her eyebrows. 'can i scratch here?' and then scratch away. and keep going on and on about her hoard.

and tell her you are a boy and think she is pretty.

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>>41438353
Tali, your goal is within reach at last. GO FOR THE HEAD PATS

>>41438353
Well, we'd like to, but there are just so many treasures it's hard to know where to start! What does she think is the best treasure in the hoard?

>>41438353
>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...
I promise to suplex more people.

>>41438353
>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...
got it Tali, suplex more people. message received

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>>41438485
Rolling for it.

>>41438353
>Ceer stick
I want it.

>>41438353
it is WAY BIGGER THAN ME.
I mean, seriously. I can't even lift a fraction of it.

>>41438353
I wonder if she's ever tried to make a gold-castle. Like a sandcastle, except with gold. And artifacts.

Shit would be so cash.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41438485
roll for head pats

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>>41438353
Just saying.

>>41438576
You am play gods.

>>41438353
its so big i could literally swim in it, and such quality loot as well, I bet even the Dungeoneering club wouldn't have anything rivaling this and they're some of the best I've ever seen

>>41438353
BEST IDEA! 99c has a store right? See if Fael will agree to giving people rides and allowing tail naps for Alm. We'll split it so Fael gets half of what we make and Tali/99c get 25%.
I suggest we tell Fael about the split up front for the sheer fact that she's a dragon, she probably has max level accounting and it'll build trust instead of lying to her.

>>41438576
No you fool. If we create more gold, it will lessen the value of existing gold by reducing its rarity!

>>41438612
Only if people find out. You wouldn't tell, would you?

>>41438612
then find the rune for platinum and create that, then sell if for MORE gold

>>41438353
>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...
You can't tell us what to do, we tell you what to do. And we say we should Suplex MORE people.

>>41438603
Stop trying to pimp out best dragon.

>>41438353
Hey, do you think we could put together a shrinking spell? Perhaps we should make an enlarging spell and use it as a starting point. Could we combine the Amplify rune with the runes of all the various body parts?

What if we did a spell of convert poison+fire to gold and had her firebreath it?

>>41438646
We might have to learn flesh crafting runes from Flora to build our shrink grow spells.

>>41438642
It's not pimping, it's a legitimate business transaction.
They already ferry stuff to and from the school for cash, this is just expanding the operation.

>>41438353
A Ceer stick? Tali has one artifact that is good for identifying what other artifacts do. Not us, orange. We're too lazy to identify things. Maybe we could tell her more about how amazing all her Ceer artifacts are?

>>41438623
>Only if people find out. You wouldn't tell, would you?
As a part of the orb of bad ideas, I cannot say.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

rolling to ask her if we can use our artifact identifier on her Ceer stuff

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>>41438404
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>>41438635
Guys, come on... Please...

>>41438646
Do I even want to know why such a spell needs to exist?

"It's really big. Way bigger than me. In fact, I think it might even be bigger than the Dungeon Diving Club's."

>She moves a bit closer.

"Go on~"

"It glitters and shines as brilliantly as the sun. In fact, it's criminal to even call this a hoard. No, it's a treasure worthy of kings and gods."

>Her purring intensifies. Tali reaches forward and begins to pet her head. She closes her eyes and leans into his hands.

I think I'm winning.

"I think if we work together we could even make it bigger."

"Oh?"

"Yeah. We could do dungeons together. Get lots of stuff. There's so many opportunities. Your collection is already great but... Why not make it even better?"

"Yes... It could certainly stand for some expansion. Mmm... Right there."

>Tali keeps rubbing her head.

"You know, I could tell you what some of these artifacts do, if you want."

"Is that so?"

"Yeah. I have something that can do that."

"Mmm... But that means I'd have to rearrange everything. It's just as I want it right now."

>>41438937
What if one of the artifacts makes finding more treasure easier

>>41438937

Cynthia, go away. HQ is over. MAQ's time is now.

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Hey Ceera, since you seem to enjoy Tali's company, how about keeping him Elf a bit longer?

Would something like this work? The "negate void" aspect is probably not needed, since you mentioned that we simply siphon their element. Tali could probably maintain this on his own, right?

There's no telling how he'll turn out as a Ceer, especially considering how we have acted on him

>>41438937
Tali, look left. You have another dragon(?) stalking you.

>>41438937
A spy!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41438937
Rolling to suplex Tali.

We should probably check those artifacts. After a bit more rubbing though.

>>41438937
Who's that Dragon peeping in the background? Shouldn't mess with her collection, Tali. Some people prefer their rooms a certain way, in this case, her hoard.

>>41438937
But then you can put the most valuable one on display!

heck you can even CHARGE people to see the artifacts!

>>41438937
but dragon qt, knowing what they do would only show just how much better they are. do any of the other dragons know what their artifacts even do, don't think so

>>41438937
sure, once we get a whole bunch more it will need to be re-arranged to fit the new ones in, we can check them then.

give her a kiss on the cheek!

>>41438937
>That peeking around the corner.
Milfdragon is watching us flirt with her daughter. Naughty Ara~Ara~

>>41438937
huh, someone is around the corner to your left? Might be another dragon seeing as it has a tail.

>>41438937
Well at the very least we can figure out the ones that are already visible.

>>41438937
WATCH OUT, TALI! POTENTIAL HORDE-THIEF INBOUND!

Good news, though. Defend the pile from this pilferer and Fael is as good as yours.

>>41438937
Go to the next base, touch her horns.

>>41438937
Tali quick, seal the deal by confronting the potential hoard thief, establish you place in her heart. or maybe she's just jealous of your great head pats and wants some for herself

>>41438937
>"Mmm... But that means I'd have to rearrange everything. It's just as I want it right now."
What about when you get even more artifacts, though? Your hoard won't stay like that forever; someday, it'll grow enough to fill the cavern!

And in the mean time, we can help her know just how valuable her treasures are, to see things that no normal person could tell just by looking. Then if anyone else tries to tell her that it's not that impressive, she'll know just what makes it special.

>>41439060
she's still too young for that!

>>41438937
Thief inbound! protect the hoard

>>41438937
Tali, TALI! listen to me closely. go for the horn

>>41438937
The only way you're going to avoid more suplexing is to not give us an opportunity.

We can check the hoard later if she doesn't want to do it now.

>>41438937
Back away from my dragon waifu's hoard you big meanie! I'll snap your fukin rib off, swear on me mum

>>41439103
>impliggityplying

Do we really need to know what's in her hoard? Let's leave stealing from a dragon's hoard to ring-bearing half-pints, I say.

>>41439192
it was so we could tell her what was in horde

>>41439192
What if one of the artifacts is some kind of hammerspace thing filled with more gold? She'd fucking love us if we figured out her hoard had extradimensional expansion.

>>41438937
CHECK IT!

>>41438937
Who's that snooping on your hoard?

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"I understand. I just figured it would be easier to show off the one that's the best. Or maybe you'll find one that can give you even more treasure."

>Tali reaches up to get to her horn. She obliges by leaning her head down and giving him access to it. As soon as he starts rubbing there her purring gets even louder, a soft hum that fills the room. Her tail moves with a bit more strength.

"Mmm... You think so..? I have a few off to the side. You can see those if you want."

>>41439335
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>>41439031
!?

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>>41439395
Random Encounter GO!

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>>41439395
This is getting lewd.

>>41439395
Tali, Tali! Ask her if you can have her poison drool.

>>41439395
Almost there, now just ask to climb onto her head so you can reach both horns.

>>41439395
Alert her.

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>>41439583

>>41439395
DON'T PANIC! This person hasn't done anything threatening, and we don't want to send an angry dragon after them for no reason.

Just say, "oh, hey, there's someone else here". That will call attention to them without escalating anything.

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>>41439395
>Tali stops petting her and looks toward the entrance of the cave. Faelanerium makes a complaining groan and gets up. She sees the intruder and immediately jumps to her feet. The sudden movement disturbs her hoard pile, sending some of the treasure from the top tumbling down.

>The two of them see who it is now.

>It's Shenenerium. She watches the two of them for a moment longer before focusing her stare directly on Tali, moves her tail slowly across her own neck, and then walks away.

"Hmph... Silly mother. Scared me. Ah! My pile!"

>She crawls over to it. It's all scattered about now.

>>41439776
offer to help rebuild it

>>41439776
oh jesus tali
did you make her angry?

>>41439776

Welp, watch out for mama dragon, Tali.

Don't wanna lose your neck.

>>41439776
Well, as long as it's all out in the open now, we might as well use the scanning artifact on her things. And help her put it back together, if she trusts us enough to do that.

Wait, are we sure that's her mother? Scan her too. And maybe use a "Detect Dragon" spell to see if she registers.

>>41439776
HER HOARD! She really liked it that way, Tali. Use this as an opportunity to appraise some of those Ceer artifacts.

>>41439776
oh good, for a moment I thought we had something to worry about. Anyways help Faelanerium rebuild her hoard.

>>41439776
Ah~ She didn't like what you were doing to her daughter.

>>41439776

Tali, before you jump to conclusions, you should see if that gesture has the same meaning in human/elven customs than it does in Dragon customs.

>>41439776
Help her rebuild it, maybe scan some of those artifacts while you're at it.

>>41439835
no, its "break her heart and i will end you" not "don't do that"

>>41439776
help the dragon rebuild her hoard, show off some of the famous elven aesthetic sense

>>41439776

Help rebuild it.

>>41439776
That's... not so good.

Help Faela rebuild her hoard pile. If she lets you touch it, that is.

>>41439776
I'm... not sure how to take that

>>41439776
Why, that's just the universal dragon gesture for hugs!

...around your throat.

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>>41439776
well I think we've sold the mother at least, you don't usually get the "If you do anything to hurt my child you're dead" look until its a sure thing. Good work Tali

>>41439909
>>41439806
she just wants to make sure we don't break her little girl's heart.

>>41439776
Don't touch her hoard! That's like 11th base for dragons!

>>41439971
>That's like 11th base for dragons!
>what about step 14
>DON'T YOU DARE!
>But I was just
>DO NOT DO STEP 14

>>41439951
Or she'll shank you as soon as you're out of her daughters sight. Since that's what she actually implied.

>>41440024
>shank
>moves her tail across her neck slowly
pretty sure that's wrong

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"Your mom mad at me..?"

"Hmm? No. Maybe. She's confusing at times."

>She sighs as she stares at the hoard.

"Do you need help fixing it?"

"No... I mean... Maybe. Just... I can do it."

>She goes over to the hoard of gold and begins to rearrange it. The whole thing seems completely random to Tali but it's clear the dragon knows exactly what she's doing.

>She stops partway through and slides a few items towards Tali.

"These are the Ceer artifacts." She says. "Can you see what they do?"

>Lying in front of him is a few pieces of clothing, a crystal, an orb, and a stick.

You guys do the identifying, right? I don't know... I'm worried you guys might break again or something. These are untested artifacts.

>>41440047
No. Pretty sure that's what it means.

>>41440068
Don't worry, we got this. 'Cept maybe that other orb, not sure I like the look of him.

>>41440068
black orb first, possible rival detected

>>41440068
Use the fat nerd, you noodly elf fuck. That's why he's here, so we can point him at things and he can tell us what they are from a distance.

Don't actually touch him to them though, I don't trust him.

>>41440068
Use (b)orange on them. If he sucks, use us on them.

>>41440068
Wake that nerd orange orb up, scan the black orb first.

>>41440068
>black orb
Orb of REALLY Bad Ideas

>>41440068
uhh, that's orange. poke him and make him wake up.

>>41440068
Give us everything but the orb. Do a danger analysis with orange on him first.

>>41440068
test the orb

>>41440068
Put us on the ground, then pile all of the others on top of us.

Your own little temporary Ceertifact hoard.

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>>41440068
>Black Orb

GAS THE UGLY COLORS
ORB WAR NOW

>>41440068
>Black Orb
He's the niggest.

>>41440068
Test them all

>>41440068
Let's do one at a time to be safe. I'll leave the orb for last, since those tend to be sentient.

[identify wand/knife-like thing on far right]

>>41440096
[cancel command]

>>41440068
>You guys do the identifying, right? I don't know... I'm worried you guys might break again or something. These are untested artifacts.
only way to find out is to try so lets go for it.

>>41440068
touch us to the orb

>>41440068
>You guys do the identifying, right? I don't know... I'm worried you guys might break again or something. These are untested artifacts.
okay wow Tali, where's the trust? I'm mean we're not THAT bad... okay maybe we are sometimes but never with artifacts that could potentially kill/maim you. Those decisions are all you buddy

>>41440068
Identify the Master Orb forged in secret by Ceerron first.

>>41440068
The black orb! Our nemesis!

>>41440068
> an orb
Let's check that first. Orb team must grow.

>>41440150
all ceer artifacts can be sentient. remember book?

with orbs, you know how it is, they're safest, worryingly

>>41440068
We can check them out, might want to be careful though, some of them could be dangerous.

>>41440068
Have orange check them first. If he doesn't make it sound dangerous to touch then touch us to it to see if he's being forced to hide something.

>>41440214
>>41440068
In fact, we should be in contact with Orange the whole time, so we can pick up on anything he's not supposed to say to Elementals.

>>41440068
Get Orange to do a quick check first. That's sensible

>>41440259
>sensible
fuck off, red scum

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>Tali pulls out the Orange Orb.

<[Hello, master! Oh dear. There are a lot of dangerous things.

Ceer Artifact: Orb of Domination. Threat Level: 98. Potential dangerous abilities: Unknown. Sentient. Recommended course of action? Leave alone. Can not work without someone using it.

First piece of clothing. Ceer Artifact: Brassiere of the Bear. Threat Level: 0 Potential dangerous abilities: None.

Cloak. Ceer Artifact: Cloak of True Vanishing. Threat Level: 0. Potential dangerous abilities: None.

Crystal: Ceer Artifact: Greater Mana Gem. Threat Level: 0. Potential dangerous abilities: None.

Wand: Ceer Artifact: Thomahar's Wand. Threat Level: 5. Potential dangerous abilities: Moves magic. Can potentially move master's illusions.

Green Dragon. Threat Level 45. Potential dangerous abilities: It's like a dragon but also venomous. Recommended course of action? Flee.

Blue Dragon. Threat Level 70.Potential dangerous abilities. See above but replace venom with lightning. Also, seems to be watching master closely.

Can I do anything else for master?]>

>>41440411
o hey the bra they makes tits grow

>>41440411
Touch us to the orb, we shall dominate the dominator!

>>41440411
Try out the cloak, crystal and brassiere.

>>41440411
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BADASS ORB LET ME FUCK HIM UP

>>41440411
does the black orb's abilities include deploying straps from the sides?

>>41440411
Turn off Orange now. The Cloak, Wand and Crystal are all pretty useful. Ask Fael if you can have them.

>Brassiere of the Bear
Might be useful if you wanted to wear a bra, Tali. Might buff your strength to be like a bear's?

>Orb of Domination
DO NOT WEAR THIS ORB, LET US INTERACT WITH IT FIRST

>>41440411

Have Orange Orb assess the mother dragon's body language and stuff as best as it can.

>>41440411
>Can I do anything else for master?]>
How can someone use that black orb?

>>41440475
You are thinking of an Orb of Silence
>>41440411
Touch us to the bra and wand, I want a better idea of what they do.

>>41440411
But Brorange, what DOES the bra do? We have a friend who wanted it.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41440411
Rub the domination orb on the green dragon.

>>41440411
DO NOT ask to have any of this stuff.

Press us to everything except the black orb to get more details

>>41440411
They sound pretty lame, what is the "Orb of Domination" supposed to do anyway?

>>41440411
Touch us to Dom orb

>>41440411
explain what they do, and warn that the black orb will try to control whoever uses it. it's ranked and stupidly dangerous. may need to bring in a ceer to make sure it doesn't hurt someone.

ask ceera about it.

>>41440485
>Turn off Orange now. The Cloak, Wand and Crystal are all pretty useful. Ask Fael if you can have them.

Asking a dragon if you can take stuff from its hoard? Yeah, real great idea there.

>>41440411
We should prrrrrobably tell our new dragon friend what they all do as well. It may be for the best if the black orb stays protected in a hoard. Potentially consider asking to borrow some of the others some of the time. And touch us to everything but the black orb, then we can consider it for last, maybe.

>>41440411
>Ceer Artifact: Orb of Domination
Hey Orange, could we use this against Vaisi's book? Together with the whip, we might be able to wrest away its control.

>>41440411
>>41440463
TRY NOTHING. TOUCH NOTHING. DO NOT FUCK WITH FAIL'S HORDE WITHOUT ASKING HER.

Seriously it's like you dudes have never worked with dragons before.

Tell Fail what the artifacts are, and ask if we can try things if we absolutely must. Asking to have/keep things is a no-go.

>>41440532
It's powers are that it's the niggest. Fuck it probably wears it's host sideways.

>>41440411
Remember the goal, free dragon rides.

>>41440411
Touch us to everything but the orb.

Orange, the green dragon is Faelanerium. Tali is a dragon rider now, and they are friends. Tali has also been doing possibly lewd things to her, like rubbing her horns.

The blue dragon is Shenenerium. She is Faelanerium's mother.

Please reevaluate the threat levels of the dragons.

>>41440411
Don't ask the lady for treasure after your first peep, jeez. Do recommend she keep the Cloak of True Vanishing under careful protection, since it could help a potential horde-thief escape.

>>41440551
Seconding.
Let's not get greedy here guys, we're not here for loot, we're here for Waifu.

>>41440544
we can probably trade. get a bunch of stuff from the dungeon and let her pick which she wants in exchange for some of hers. obv we will take a price hit. like, pure money we give her 200% value compared to what she gives us but it would make her happy.

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>>41440411
FORM LOOT-TRON

You might wanna pile on some gold for the rest of it.

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>Tali starts picking them up and pressing the Orb against them in turn.

>[Brassiere of the Bear. Amplifies physical aspects of the wearer. Created by #($*@(#) the Ceer after being bullied by a Human.

Cloak of True Vanishing: Causes the wearer to cease to exist. Wearer still maintains a presence in the world that can only be seen by those with True Sight. When the cloak is removed they will exist once more.

Thomahar's Wand: Moves and relocates magic. Can transfer spells that would normally be nontransferable. Like moving the flames off of a flaming sword or placing a ward on another object.

Greater Mana Gem: Created to generate it's own mana and store the users. Any mana stored within the gem is amplified.]

>Tali's actions seem to get Faelanerium's attention. She moves over and looks at him examining all the items.

"So, what do they do?"

>He tells her.

"Hmm... Well, that is interesting. Can you put them over by the right?"

Seems she doesn't really care what their powers are...
And I would feel pretty bad asking her for any of these things. Also, she -is- a dragon. That might not be wise.

Maybe we can trade? I do have a few items.

>>41440799
Aye, lay out your collection. We might be able to barter some of our junk for hers.

>>41440799
>Maybe we can trade? I do have a few items.

Best to just let sleeping dragons lay, as it were.

>>41440799
Trade that worthless pimp staff of yours that did whatever to the brassiere.

>>41440799
No no no just put them on the right, ask for trades once you are better friends

>>41440799
You should totally wear the bra, just for the gag effect. Then return it to the pile.

Also to try real non-illusion boobs on yourself. Might help your illusion y'know?

>>41440799
we need the wand, we can dispel book from vaisi

>>41440799
Set out your collection of tradeables and ask her if she wants to trade any ceer artifacts

Sometimes trading can just be a transaction, but for precious things it can be a sign of friendship!

>>41440799
You use all your items, though, don't you?

>>41440799
Trade once you're better friends. Right now you're building trust and you don't want her to think you're just here to get at her Horde.

>>41440799
I wonder if we could use the wand to transfer the effect of ceer corruption

>>41440799
But we did not touch the orb

>>41440839
this 100%.

>>41440799
Nah, they're all useless.

>>41440799
well, warn her that if someone grabs stuff and puts on the cloak they could escape without being caught. so it should be wrapped up to make it hard to put on when they are trying to escape.

try for the mana gem. sounds like a great item. see if anything you are willing to trade is enough for it.

if she asks why you want it, it's because you are samll and have no where near as much mana as she does, so it would let you cast better and stronger spells.

>>41440869
probably not, but we might be able to halt any ongoing effect

>>41440885
It's kinda gay when orbs touch

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41440799
Just put em in LOOT-TRON formation on the right.

>>41440799
We need to secure our bond with her before trying to get anything from her hoard. You saw how she was when we started to compliment it. She really loves her hoard, as expected of a dragon.

>>41440937
That's kinda hot

>>41440799
Let's not trade. We should wait until we're closer, to show that our intentions are good.

But we could offer to go dungeon exploring with her some time, to get more artifacts together.

>>41440912
We already have one mana gem. If we're gonna trade, we should trade for something else instead.

>>41440799
Make a create gold spell and hook the greater mana gem to it.

Self-perpetuating hoard.

>>41440799
Trade her the secret to delicious Ice Cream.

>>41440979
It would be drained in 5 seconds flat.

>>41440974
the current mana gem doesn't auto-fill. the greater one also has a larger capacity.

>>41441019
It does regenerate.

>>41441019
The gem generates more mana on its own. It'll make more, which will make more gold.

>>41441036
Oh. My eyes glossed over the one in the pile.

Yeah, a simple self-activating magic circle powered by a gem would be great! Slow, but steady generating of nondescript gold objects.

>>41440799
Try to get the wand.

>>41440799
Don't try to mess with her hoard, you barely know her!

>>41440799
Don't trade for anything. Comment on how awesome they all are and help her sort them.
Bond with her and shit.

We can come back and trade later after we've done some Dungeon Runs.

>>41441069
well, we -did- promise to look if we could make more gold with her stuff we would

>>41441031
Does it have a larger capacity? the one we have is quite impressive already.

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Yeah, I think I'll just wait until I have more to offer and we're a bit closer. How many head pats will that take, I wonder?

>Tali finishes helping her fix her hoard. Once she's absolutely certain it's exactly the way she wants it the two of them leave her cave. Back in the abandoned training field Ryuko is clearly overjoyed to see the two of them getting along and Tali not horribly poisoned.

>She goes over to him and smiles.

"Everything go well?" She asks.

"Oh, yeah. Faelanerium was just showing me her amazing pile of treasure. You should have seen it. It was pretty amazing."

>He can hear her tail swishing.

"That's great! Well, Tali, I think you're ready to start considering what your rune will be."

"My rune?"

>She nods and points to her armor.

"A rune that symbolizes your bond with your dragon. It's your own creation but it helps to make it unique. Mine is a bit simple but it represents a human bound to a dragon. You can come up with your own."

>A bright purple light flashes across the yard.

"Aaand that's everyone back from the beach. Faelanerium, you should go back to the cave. Tali. Try not to tell anyone you're going to be a Rider. It might sorta be completely against school rules. Okay?"

"Uhm, okay. By, Fael."

"Goodbye, Tali." She brushes her tail across his head before making her way back to the caves.

>Ryuko smiles as she watches the dragon walk away and sighs.

"Reminds me of the good ol' days. Training new riders. Come back again tomorrow, okay Tali?"

"Okay. ...Did I do well?"

"You were great."

>She leaves Tali alone. He can see the students returning to the school.

Yeah. It was worth staying behind.

What should I do now, though?

>>41441239
You owe Fuwa that nap

>>41441239
>What should I do now, though?
Recomfort Flora.
Or take a nap with Fuwa.
Or take a nap with Fuwa and Flora.

>>41441239
Meet with Anita so we can discuss orb shenanigans, or you could make up for that nap you promised for Fuwa.

>>41441239
Fill in Lily that Anita is taking credit for saving her life even though she had to be convinced not to let her die.

>>41441239
greet the people coming back. be nice to lily.

ask ceera about the black orb of domination. explain we had orange to a ranged scan.

squeeze flora's tits.

>>41441239
We owe Fuwa a nap, we should go see Gears, and you need to dungeon explore.

Nap, fuwa, go.

We should also learn proper courtesy when it comes to napping with others and pajamas.

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>>41441239
Here, a simple spell for creating gold:

And I believe you owe Fuwa a nap.

Go find your Nap Buddy

>>41441239
You could ask Gears for that artifact she promised you. Also, you promised Fuwa a nap, as I recall.

I bet Anita would pay a lot for the bear brassiere.

>>41441239
Fuwa-fuwa time.

>>41441239
See if you can go dungeon diving. Gotta get more loot to show off your hoard to your new partner.

>>41441393
let her fight talis wife for it

>>41441239
You might want to see Lily and see if she's doing okay.

>>41441347
Yay gold!

>>41441239
fuwa naps all day erry day. Maybe drag Lily in.

>>41441239
Go ask Ceera about the Orb of Domination

>>41441323
It would probably be easier if we the orb did that. So we should hang out with her for a bit at some point.

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Oh, right! Naps!

>Tali goes off to find Fuwa. He soon hears the telltale shuffle of slippers on floor.

>The comfy mage found him first. She takes him back to the Root Classroom and to her corner. There's already a pile of pillows in the area. She lays down and gives him enough room to lay beside herself.

>Even though he gives her plenty of room it's not long before she's already wrapped her arms around him and is holding him close.

>He wasn't even that tired but soon he drifts off to sleep...
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1/2

>>41441616
I RECOGNIZE THAT SLYPH!

>>41441616
>Sylph
TALI! TAAAALI~!
Catch the Sylph, make it carry us around!

>>41441616
What >>41441634 this nigger said.

Catch the little bastard, Tali. Do it or we'll screech at you

>>41441616
Slowly scoot over to that slyph so as to not startle her, then catch it!

>>41441662
We'll do that anyway. SKREEEEEEEEE!!!

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===
"TALI!"

>Tali jumps up. Above him he sees the smiling face of Solia. Or, her human host at least.

"It's done!"

"Huh..?"

"The machine! I can move minds out of bodies! Can't quite put them in new bodies but it can at least do what you requested. And-"

>Tali hears a grumble.

2/3

>>41441730
THAT WAS A BAD DECISION, SOLIA

>>41441730
You have chosen poorly Solia

>>41441616
How are you supposed to do lewd things to her if you fall asleep the minute you lay down next to her?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41441730
HAND HER THE ORB!

>>41441730
Run Solia you fool, you've woken the comfy beast

>>41441730
You have awakened the Fuwa.

Or been captured by it.

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>>41441730
"Oh. Hey there, Fuwa! Sorry if I woke you!"

"................."

>>41441730
tell fuwa we need her alive still!

>>41441730
There's a chance her host is still alive. At least, in a very broad definition of 'alive'.

>>41441730
what did we request again?

>>41441755
By virtue of Fuwa's comfy artifact?

>>41441730
Sylph, yes. De-comfying from Fuwa right now when Solia can probably safely wait a slight bit is... wait, does that mean there is currently a mind floating around somewhere right now?

>>41441783
HEADPATS, TALI! CALM HER WITH COMFY HEADPATS!

>>41441783
Hug Fuwa back to sleep

>>41441783
knead her face i

>>41441783
Just stay out of it nigga.

>>41441783
Uhhh.. uh.. HOLD HANDS WITH FUWA, TALI
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

>Log into twitter to see what I missed
>I have been hacked by a Japanese school girl

wat. Changed my password and undid most of the damage, but that was pretty bizarre.

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>>41441730
SOLIA YOU POOR FOOL!

>>41441797
Moving Vaisi out of her body so we could remove the book from her safely I think?

>>41441831
>>41441783
listen to this tali, it's not worth your life!

>>41441783
IT'S NAP TIME SOLIA! PREPARE YOUR PILLOWS!

>>41441730
whose brain is now floating in the air solia

soliaaaaa

>>41441783
Tell Solia you'll see her later, and calm Fuwa down, you're good at that.

>>41441846
let's wait until we can put her back in before we do it.

>>41441783
Seduce the Sylph!

>>41441783
Don't stand in the way if an angry beast, Tali. Solia brought this upon herself.
DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE, THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.

>>41441783
quick apply gratuitous head pats, rub her tummy, do anything

squeeze fuwa's boobs as a distraction!